Chapter 1

My Disciple Wants to Tease Me Every Day, Chapter 6

That was good, the thousand-year-old Daoist grinned as he rung the bell even faster. This was a top-quality soul device that had the added effect of Sanskrit.[footnote]No idea what 梵音 is, but the bell has basically been through some enhancement.[/footnote] Even if Lumina tried to cultivate in her dantian, it was unable to stop the attacks coming in quick succession.

Di Jiufeng grew anxious, agitation setting within her.

"Old fart, what animosity have you to attack me and take action against a child?!" Di Jiufeng rebuked, slashing the longsword in her hand in response. She was just a measly middle-tier Yuanying, but Red Death was a top-notch soul device. Under this strike, the thousand-year-old Daoist that loomed at the Great Circle of the Yuanying realm who was shaken into retreat.

The thousand-year-old Daoist had lost to one of the younger generation. His face wan, he began to ramble incoherently, "You negligent hussy! Even if other people can't spot it, you've lead a vicious, demonic object to soil our sect! Do you know that harbouring an evildoer warrants a felony? You'll have to receive the Thunder Punishment!"

Without waiting for a reply, the thousand-year-old Daoist turned back towards the crowd of people.

He was here to settle things. Naturally, he had to bring along his supporters. "I invite everyone to come forward, and be witness to this. In order to avoid anyone from habouring any resentment in their hearts, you may throw mud at my back. I, the thousand-year-old Daoist, may not be of indomitable spirit, but I have an innocent, pure heart. I have never liked making trouble for those of the younger generation, but this matter is too great. If I do not purge her, I can only fear that I will bring the sword sect great calamity!"

“I’ve seen with my own eyes, Di Jiufeng’s disciple’s fate is lonely and baleful — she’s the reincarnation of an evil spirit!” The thousand-year-old Daoist deliberately continued adding oil to the fire. This matter was indeed astonishing. The crowd of cultivators sucked in a cold breath。

A male cultivator in a grey robe stepped forward, “Daoist, are you certain? Wouldn’t Fairy Di Jiufeng be able to distinguish the demonic energy?”

Another female cultivator in white chuckled coldly, “Distinguish? She clearly did this deliberately.”

The crowd burst into murmurs. Even after a long time, they were unable to come to a conclusion.

The thousand-year-old Daoist surveyed the crowd. When the curiosity of the crowd had been piqued, he raised a hand for silence. “
　　千岁真人抚掌旁观了一会儿，见好奇心勾得差不多，这才打了个手势让大家安静下来：“我们这般猜测也没个准信，我以为，最好的办法便是叫她徒儿出来，是不是邪魔转世，明眼人一看就知道，我也没必要冤枉她！”此言一出，众人皆觉得有理，唯翟九凤心中一紧。

　　她赶忙呼唤起系统：“系统系统，你快想想办法，不然你家祖巫就要没了！”

　　系统冷静地看了她一眼，无情道：“对不起宿主，此事不在我职责范围内，请你自行解决。”

　　翟九凤呵呵一声，简直想把这系统揉一揉扔到茅坑泡两天，它这么厉害，怎么不上天呢？躲在这里折腾她做什么！翟九凤心中憋屈，几乎要原地爆炸，可是她怂，为了小命着想，她不得不心平气和地道：“好吧，你不帮忙就算了，那你的系统商城里有没有什么能给祖巫伪造命格的东西？”

　　提到商城，系统明显愣了一下，翟九凤直觉不好，就见系统已经把商城拍到她脸上。

　　“宿主的问题已超出回答范围，系统不能回答，不过，我可以给你打开商城。”

　　系统商城与游戏里的元宝店差不多，是由一张张商品图片组成，在图片下方，附了商品的名字与价格。没有问题，这很正常，然而，当翟九凤看清了那些商品，她突然觉得没有窜天猴她都能上天了！

　　——大小姐的香囊，账房先生的算盘，老神医的胡子，雀三娘的肚兜？！……

　　呵呵，这都是什么鬼！

　　翟九凤克制不住地咆哮起来：“系统，你给我解释解释，我为什么要费力做支线任务，换这些废物？！”

　　系统静默了三秒，似乎在调试收音量，随后才认真地说道：“这些并不是废物，宿主以后就会知道它们有什么用了，至于现在，系统可以提醒你一下，商城中没有适合你用的东西。”说完这句话，系统就‘嘀’得一下关机了。

　　翟九凤差一点就暴跳起来，所幸，她还记得面前有一群虎视眈眈的饿狼。

　　梨山空旷，山风肆虐，凛冽的狂风毫不留情，将翟九凤的衣袍卷得猎猎作响。大红的衣衫，在风中拉扯震荡，与她眼中的怒火交相辉映，便似一只浴火的凤凰，羽翼尽展，遮天蔽日，气势之巍然，逼人退却。

　　无计可施，便只有反客为主，翟九凤别无选择，只能唱起空城计。

　　潋滟的桃花眼眯起，往日里似水的柔情尽数化作寒光：“若我徒儿不是凶神转世，你又当如何弥补你造成的伤？你骂我也就罢了，可稚儿心思纯善，最易被言语所伤，你如此诋毁我徒儿，定会让她心中生疑，她会起心魔。”声音森寒如万年不化的坚冰，直扎众人心脏。

　　势弱者甚至已不敢再抬头，跌跌转转地倒退了出去。

　　千岁真人也不好受，他甚至不知，自己元婴大圆满的修为，为何会折在阅历修为都不及自己的小辈身上，她似是被天眷顾，以天地之势压人。

　　震得众人退却，翟九凤才慢慢掀起嘴角，她扯出了一抹冷笑：“我向来尊老，也不欺你，你既害得我徒儿生了心魔，那你便也引心魔入体。此番最是公平，想来你不会拒绝！”她掷地有声，一字一句如直接叩入人脑海。

　　这般无畏，这般凛然，让人不自觉便认同了她的话。

　　她徒儿大概真的不是凶神吧，否则翟九凤为何丝毫不慌？

　　“……真人，您会不会是看错了……”小片刻后，终于有人打起了退堂鼓。

　　这般畏缩的样子，叫千岁真人脸都气白了，他如此大的阵仗前来，若是败退而去，只怕从今以后，都会是旁人茶余饭后的谈资，他丢不起这个老脸！更何况，他是亲眼见过那女童的，如此凶煞的命格，即便他老眼再昏花数倍也不会看错！

　　千岁真人确信自己的眼睛，当即也不再畏惧，上前一步，破釜沉舟地道：“你所言有理，我自然不会拒绝！那现在，把你徒儿叫出来吧！”