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- ♪ Don't try to cry ♪
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- 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,739
- ♪ Your way out of this ♪
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- 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:33,366
- ♪ Don't try to lie ♪
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- 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,745
- ♪ Or I'll catch you in it... ♪
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- 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:40,665
- I learned about most things
- from my Aunt Lucy.
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- 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,751
- She taught me how to spell my name,
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- W-I-L-L-O-WD-E-A-N.
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- Willowdean.
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- She also taught me
- how to like a name like that.
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- 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,472
- ♪ When you left, you thought I'd sit ♪
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- 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,475
- ♪ And you thought I'd wait
- And you thought I'd cry ♪
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- 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,436
- - ♪ You called me a dumb blonde ♪
- - ♪ Dumb blonde ♪
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- 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:04,522
- ♪ Ah, but somehow I lived through it ♪
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- 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:09,819
- ♪ And you know if there's one thing
- This blonde has learned ♪
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- 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,654
- ♪ Blondes have more fun ♪
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- 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,032
- My mom being a bit
- of a celebrity around here
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- just meant she was too busy for me.
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- So my Aunt Lucy was the one
- who taught me how to say
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- "Yes, ma'am," and "No, sir,"
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- how to look people in the eye,
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- and how to find a keeper
- in a heap of junk.
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- But most of all,
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- my Aunt Lucy taught me about Dolly Parton.
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- ♪ Just because I'm blonde
- Don't think I'm dumb ♪
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- ♪ 'Cause this dumb blonde
- Ain't nobody's fool ♪
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- Oh, my God, do you see her?
- You are honestly a pig.
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- You're huge.
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- Go on and git!
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- 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,743
- Pay them no mind, Willowdean.
- 30
- 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,453
- The world is filled with people
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- that are gonna try
- to tell you who you are,
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- 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,499
- but that's for you to decide, you hear me?
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- 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,918
- My Aunt Lucy
- had a way with words.
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- 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,796
- She always seemed to know
- exactly what to say to me.
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- 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:11,965
- As Dolly would say herself,
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- "It's hard being a diamond
- in a rhinestone world."
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- 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:16,719
- Now let's go get ready.
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- 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:20,098
- We always had
- the best Dolly parties.
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- My mom never came to those 'cause...
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- 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:26,688
- I don't think she really understood them
- or us, really.
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- 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,316
- It's funny how you can look
- at the same things
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- 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,694
- over and over again a certain way
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- 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:36,197
- until something unexpected
- suddenly changes how you see everything.
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- 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,657
- Hi. So good to see you.
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- 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,658
- - Oh, hi.
- - Oh.
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- Willowdean, this is Ellen
- and this is her mom.
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- Go on, honey.
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- 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:46,833
- When I look back,
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- 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,836
- I think my Aunt Lucy
- knew exactly what she was doing
- 50
- 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,255
- the day Ellen Dryver showed up
- at our door.
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- 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,984
- Elle and I once wrote Dolly Parton
- a thank you letter
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- for giving us each other.
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- She wrote back.
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- "The greatest friends have nothing
- and everything in common all at once.
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- Sounds like you two girls
- are different versions of the same story.
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- Love, Dolly."
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- 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,295
- ♪ Just because I'm blonde
- Don't think I'm dumb ♪
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- 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:37,258
- ♪ 'Cause this dumb blonde
- Ain't nobody's fool ♪
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- 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:40,303
- ♪ When you left, you thought I'd sit ♪
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- 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:43,389
- ♪ And you thought I'd wait
- And you thought I'd cry ♪
- 61
- 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,849
- ♪ You called me a dumb blonde ♪
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- Come on, girls, keep up.
- We gotta get pageant-ready.
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- 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,646
- They're back.
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- 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:54,776
- ♪ And you know if there's one thing
- This blonde has learned ♪
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- 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:58,112
- ♪ Blondes have more fun ♪
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- 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,990
- ♪ You flew too high ♪
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- 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,368
- ♪ Up off the ground ♪
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- 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:07,497
- Sometimes I think
- my Aunt Lucy gave me Dolly and Elle
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- to get through the one thing
- she couldn't teach me herself:
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- how to live in this world without her.
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- 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,717
- I guess as Dolly would say,
- "If you want the rainbow,
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- you have to put up with the rain."
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- Whale watch!
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- Okay. That Patrick Thomas is ten pounds
- of stupid in a five-pound bag.
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- 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,070
- Boy needs a swift kick in the pants.
- 76
- 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,824
- Remember when summer days
- felt like they would just go on forever?
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- Mmm, yeah, and...
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- Lucy would bring us here
- and blast Dolly on her boombox,
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- and buy us cherry-lime snow cones.
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- 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,583
- But only on Mondays...
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- 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:56,045
- 'Cause Fridays didn't deserve
- all the attention.
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- 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:01,676
- I don't know how I'm gonna survive
- my mom's pageant season without her.
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- 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,970
- She already started her diet.
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- Already?
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- "My pilates
- just ain't cutting it, Dumplin'.
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- 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,812
- I gotta zip up that dress come October.
- It's tradition."
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- 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,064
- Ugh, my life with the ex-beauty queen.
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- Our fridge has been reduced
- to bunny food and condiments.
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- Whale!
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- Oh.
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- Whoops.
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- 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,376
- I have to confess something
- or I think I might go straight to hell.
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- 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,006
- Whenever I see Millie Mitchellchuck,
- I think, "I'm fat,
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- 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:42,008
- but at least I'm not clueless."
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- Oh, I don't know.
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- 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,219
- She always seems happy.
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- Yeah, she does.
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- Hey!
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- Get back here!
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- Come back here!
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- Elle Belle!
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- - Elle Belle!
- - Hun!
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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- Um...
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- Will...
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- 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:09,077
- you remember Callie
- who works with me at Sweet 16?
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- 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,454
- - Hey.
- - Hi. It's nice to see you.
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- 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:14,707
- Um, Callie is doing
- the pageant this year.
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- 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,251
- Will's mom is the pageant director.
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- 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,796
- She was Miss Teen Bluebonnet in 1991.
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- 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,882
- Rosie Dickson's your mom? Really?
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- Far as I know.
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- 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:28,721
- Hey, maybe sometime Elle Belle
- and I could come over
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- 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,557
- and I could ask your mom some questions
- about the pageant.
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- 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,476
- You know, just casually.
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- 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,354
- Well, unfortunately,
- my mom's not home all that much.
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- She's either at pageant meetings
- or at the nursing home
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- wiping old peoples' butts.
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- It's what happens
- to a lot of ex-beauty queens.
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- Okay.
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- - Um, see y'all later?
- - Okay.
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- - Bye.
- - Bye. Say hi to Morgan.
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- Okay, what was that all about?
- She's harmless.
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- If you say so, Elle Belle.
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- 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,966
- - Hey, Tim.
- - Hey, Will.
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- 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,343
- Bye, Tim.
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- 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,178
- Bye, Will.
- 129
- 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,305
- And for today's grand prize...
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- name the billboard hit
- that features the sound of a typewriter
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- off the Odd Jobs album.
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- "9 to 5"?
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- We have a winner.
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- ♪ Tumble out of bed
- And stumble to the kitchen ♪
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- 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,444
- ♪ Pour myself a cup of ambition ♪
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- 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,822
- ♪ And yawn and stretch
- And try to come to life ♪
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- 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:28,990
- Come here.
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- 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,034
- ♪ Jump in the shower
- And the blood starts pumpin' ♪
- 139
- 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,162
- ♪ Out on the street
- And the traffic starts jumpin' ♪
- 140
- 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:38,124
- ♪ With folks like me on the job
- From 9 to 5 ♪
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- 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,835
- ♪ Working 9 to 5 ♪
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- 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:43,296
- ♪ What a way to make a living ♪
- 143
- 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,590
- ♪ Barely gettin' by ♪
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- 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,884
- ♪ It's all taking and no giving ♪
- 145
- 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,052
- ♪ They just use your mind ♪
- 146
- 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,388
- ♪ And they never give you credit ♪
- 147
- 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,224
- ♪ It's enough to drive you ♪
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- 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,602
- ♪ Crazy if you let it ♪
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- 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:58,728
- ♪ 9 to 5 ♪
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- 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,647
- ♪ For service and devotion ♪
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- 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,900
- ♪ You would think that I ♪
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- 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,068
- ♪ Would deserve a fair promotion ♪
- 153
- 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,362
- ♪ Want to move ahead ♪
- 154
- 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,156
- ♪ But the boss won't seem to let me ♪
- 155
- 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:15,286
- ♪ I swear sometimes
- That man is out to get me ♪
- 156
- 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,295
- Heard you the first three times.
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- 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:26,839
- Willowdean.
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- 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:27,757
- Mmm.
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- 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:28,966
- Hi, Bo.
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- 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:42,480
- - Hey, Marcus.
- - Hey, what's up, Will.
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- 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,814
- Excuse me. Hello.
- 162
- 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,400
- Why does table seven look angry?
- 163
- 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:51,489
- Oh, I forgot to put their order in again.
- But it's three combos, give me one sec--
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- 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,824
- It's okay, I got it.
- Just make three chocolate shakes stat.
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- 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,117
- Thank you, Will.
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- 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,160
- Bo?
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- 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,246
- How fast can you whip up three combos?
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- Time me.
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- 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,295
- We have a winner.
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- 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:10,591
- We just had our end of summer drawing,
- and it's lucky table seven.
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- 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,010
- Y'all just won free shakes
- with your combos
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- 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,720
- and your meal's on the house.
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- 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,265
- Looks like it's gonna be
- a dessert-first kind of day,
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- 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,642
- 'cause Fridays don't deserve
- all the attention.
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- 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,894
- - All right now.
- - Your combos will be right up.
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- 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,897
- Come on!
- Let's hear it for the winners!
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- 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:26,941
- You're a genius.
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- 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:31,946
- I did say "hold the salmonella," right?
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- 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:34,115
- Hopefully our winners make it out alive.
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- 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,425
- Dumplin'.
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- 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:54,635
- Dumplin'.
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- 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,513
- Mom! That name.
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- 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,431
- Honey.
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- 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,309
- Unh-unh. Unh-unh.
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- 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,519
- I can't be late, Dumplin'.
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- 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,187
- I am the guest of honor,
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- 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,647
- so will you please go upstairs
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- 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,609
- and put on that floral dress
- that I got you for Mimi's wedding?
- 189
- 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,737
- And can we run a brush through
- that hair?
- 190
- 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,739
- A well-styled head of hair...
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- 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,199
- Is a head above the rest. I know.
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- 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,454
- The thing is,
- I kind of forgot about tonight.
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- 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,623
- I already made plans with Elle.
- 194
- 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,166
- We made a deal.
- 195
- 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:29,295
- This cannot exactly drive itself.
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- 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:30,254
- Okay?
- 197
- 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,381
- Bring Elle. She'll love it.
- 198
- 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,675
- Do I have any holes back here?
- 199
- 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,307
- Oh.
- 200
- 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:42,850
- Baby?
- 201
- 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,520
- You got a little breakout there
- on your forehead.
- 202
- 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,358
- You're not eating that greasy stuff
- over at Harpy's, right?
- 203
- 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:53,569
- Mom, you know I don't even like
- burgers and hotdogs.
- 204
- 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,071
- Yeah, but...
- 205
- 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:59,158
- You've got a hole on your left by the way.
- 206
- 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:00,076
- What?
- 207
- 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,579
- All right. Will you please tell Elle
- that she's got to be ready in ten?
- 208
- 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,081
- She doesn't listen to me.
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- 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,124
- That's fine.
- 210
- 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,168
- I know. Close enough.
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- 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:10,086
- Yeah.
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- 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,635
- Dumplin'.
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- 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,178
- The other side.
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- 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,971
- - Whoops.
- - Oh!
- 215
- 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,099
- - Okay, darlin', just grab my ankles.
- - Uh-huh.
- 216
- 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,517
- - Okay.
- - Okay. Mm-hmm.
- 217
- 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,434
- Good. Okay.
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- 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,435
- Oh, God.
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- 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,770
- - Okay?
- - Okay.
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- 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,271
- - Here.
- - All right. I got it.
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- 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,815
- - Okay.
- - All right.
- 222
- 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:31,941
- Did I hit my...
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- 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:32,858
- Okay.
- 224
- 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,194
- Thank you, Ellen.
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- 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,071
- - You're welcome.
- - I'm sorry.
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- 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,115
- - Will you hold that, please, for a second?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 227
- 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,409
- Oh, my gosh.
- 228
- 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:42,910
- Thank you.
- 229
- 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,912
- Wow, you really just parked...
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- 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,248
- Well, there are no spots.
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- 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,958
- I mean, my gosh...
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- 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,794
- Runner up: Miss Coolie Simmons.
- 233
- 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,046
- Oh, my gosh, it's starting already.
- 234
- 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,381
- Oh.
- 235
- 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,136
- I just...
- 236
- 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,263
- I just wish they all could win.
- 237
- 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,265
- They work so hard.
- 238
- 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:08,811
- Yes. Walking is so, so hard.
- 239
- 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,273
- Miss Teen Bluebonnet.
- 240
- 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,817
- Oh, Miss Teen Sweetwater!
- 241
- 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,026
- Oh, my Lord, look at you.
- 242
- 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:19,447
- - You haven't aged a minute.
- - Oh, it's the backstage lighting.
- 243
- 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,198
- Thank you so much for making the trip.
- 244
- 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:25,035
- Oh, please. I would've driven
- a million miles to support those girls.
- 245
- 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,496
- It's just such a nice treat
- to have a special guest.
- 246
- 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,957
- That audience is plum tired
- of seeing my face out there.
- 247
- 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,003
- Really, trust me.
- 248
- 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:38,758
- My, it looks like
- the Miss America pageant out there.
- 249
- 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,800
- Thank you.
- 250
- 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:43,262
- Those backdrops really give
- our social media a nice pop.
- 251
- 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,723
- - Social media?
- - Yeah. Hashtag pop.
- 252
- 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:46,640
- Oh!
- 253
- 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,185
- Hoping to give you Bluebonnets
- a run for your money this year
- 254
- 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,853
- in that Best Pageant award.
- Look out!
- 255
- 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,064
- Oh, well.
- Best keep an eye on those hemlines then.
- 256
- 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,609
- - 'Cause they're looking a little short.
- - Well.
- 257
- 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,403
- This must be your daughter.
- 258
- 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,655
- Oh, no. That's Ellen,
- my daughter's best friend.
- 259
- 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,699
- This is my daughter, Willowdean.
- 260
- 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,951
- Wow. Okay.
- 261
- 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,620
- So nice to meet you both.
- 262
- 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,246
- - So great meeting you too.
- - Both of you.
- 263
- 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,081
- - Nice to meet you.
- - And now your host...
- 264
- 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,708
- - Delia Shepherd.
- - Okay, gotta go.
- 265
- 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,834
- Okay. Have fun.
- 266
- 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,086
- So exciting.
- 267
- 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,425
- Good evening.
- 268
- 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,552
- - It is my special duty...
- - Oh.
- 269
- 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,722
- ...to introduce
- a very special guest tonight.
- 270
- 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,766
- To crown this year's Miss Teen Sweetwater,
- 271
- 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:33,187
- my fellow former, and the director
- of the Bluebonnet pageant,
- 272
- 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:36,482
- ten-time recipient
- of the best Texas pageant award,
- 273
- 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,820
- please welcome Clover City's
- Miss Teen 1991,
- 274
- 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,823
- Miss Rosie Dickson.
- 275
- 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,786
- Well...
- 276
- 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,913
- Thank you, Miss Delia.
- 277
- 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,582
- And girls, might I just say,
- 278
- 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,252
- y'all look stunning tonight.
- 279
- 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,172
- It is my honor to introduce you
- 280
- 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:05,052
- to your new Miss Teen Sweetwater...
- 281
- 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,888
- Miss Darlene Williams.
- 282
- 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,059
- Come on, girl.
- 283
- 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,437
- Beautiful!
- 284
- 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,003
- I mean, she's just so stunning!
- 285
- 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,884
- Clover City's KQRK,
- I'm Eugene Reed,
- 286
- 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,386
- your host of all the hits,
- reminding listeners to sign up
- 287
- 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:50,097
- for the 85th annual
- Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant.
- 288
- 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,307
- It's just around the corner.
- 289
- 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,760
- Come on in. I'll cook you
- a burger or something.
- 290
- 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,219
- - Gotta roll.
- - Good to see you.
- 291
- 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,055
- - All right.
- - Good to see you. Have a good one.
- 292
- 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,097
- Bye, Bo.
- 293
- 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,602
- Hey, where are you going?
- 294
- 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:39,897
- Hi.
- 295
- 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,523
- So...
- 296
- 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,234
- Those are your rich
- prep school friends, hey?
- 297
- 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,613
- Y'all are so lucky you have
- two more weeks left of summer.
- 298
- 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,199
- You know, not everyone who goes
- to Holy Cross is rich.
- 299
- 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,368
- No, I didn't mean it like that. I just...
- 300
- 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,578
- You know, like, rich or poor,
- 301
- 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,873
- we all have to deal with the same
- "prepare for the future" thing.
- 302
- 00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,208
- Like...
- 303
- 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,169
- Kind of like we're supposed to have
- some big plan mapped out,
- 304
- 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,796
- when most of the adults in this town
- 305
- 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:06,465
- don't even know what they want to be
- when they grow up, so...
- 306
- 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,803
- If only they had a Magic 8-Ball.
- 307
- 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:14,682
- Hmm.
- 308
- 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,310
- Thanks, by the way.
- 309
- 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,770
- Weirdly, I...
- 310
- 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,981
- always wanted one of these.
- 311
- 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,948
- Did we poison table seven yesterday?
- 312
- 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,328
- Well, I guess we'd better send flowers.
- 313
- 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,498
- Come on.
- 314
- 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,791
- Better get back to work.
- 315
- 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,940
- Oh, my stars.
- 316
- 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,026
- You scared me.
- 317
- 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,867
- That was one of Lucy's favorite dresses.
- 318
- 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,370
- Dumplin', I don't want to talk
- about this right now.
- 319
- 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,998
- We agreed that we would do this
- before the end of summer.
- 320
- 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,751
- Mom, she's been gone six months.
- 321
- 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,836
- When can we talk about her?
- 322
- 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,884
- What are you planning on doing
- with everything?
- 323
- 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,803
- Well, I don't-- I mean...
- 324
- 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,765
- I guess we'll donate most of it.
- 325
- 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,392
- She was such a pack rat.
- 326
- 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,645
- We've just got to make room.
- 327
- 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,230
- Room for what?
- 328
- 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:49,068
- Without Lucy's extra income,
- I am gonna have to start doing alterations
- 329
- 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,652
- so that we can make ends meet.
- 330
- 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,530
- You mean alterations for the pageant?
- 331
- 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,784
- Yes, Willowdean.
- 332
- 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,911
- For the pageant.
- 333
- 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,501
- Yeah, well,
- 334
- 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,338
- I want to look through everything
- before it gets donated.
- 335
- 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,760
- Yes, ma'am.
- 336
- 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,513
- Will, come on.
- 337
- 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,014
- Aren't you ready?
- 338
- 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,476
- I don't want to be late.
- It's our first day of school.
- 339
- 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,436
- You're still asleep?
- 340
- 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,648
- Are you threatening to move out?
- 341
- 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,945
- My mom's packing up Lucy's room.
- 342
- 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,282
- Mmm. Well, you should keep
- as much of it as you want.
- 343
- 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,245
- I really want to find that bee brooch
- of hers. I loved that.
- 344
- 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,455
- Yeah, reminds me of her, too.
- 345
- 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,208
- You know, that little bit of flair
- she always had.
- 346
- 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,004
- Hmm.
- 347
- 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:52,881
- When'd you get this?
- 348
- 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,884
- Prep school Bo gave it to me.
- 349
- 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,637
- You know that means he likes you, right?
- 350
- 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,806
- He does not.
- 351
- 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,476
- He's... nice to everybody. He just...
- 352
- 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,270
- - I don't know, he's just like that.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 353
- 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,147
- So he gave everybody one of these?
- 354
- 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,607
- Okay, Will. Um...
- 355
- 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,194
- Boys don't give girls
- sweet little presents
- 356
- 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,447
- unless they're trying
- to get their attention. That's a fact.
- 357
- 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,491
- Elle...
- 358
- 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,994
- boys like Bo don't date girls like me.
- 359
- 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,537
- That's a fact.
- 360
- 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,372
- Look, he just wants to be friends
- 361
- 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,292
- so he can ask me questions
- about girls he actually likes.
- 362
- 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,086
- Is that true?
- 363
- 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,089
- Mmm.
- 364
- 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,216
- "My sources say no." Told you.
- 365
- 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,510
- Look, I can't be late.
- 366
- 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,595
- I'll meet you there.
- 367
- 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,222
- Dumplin', you're gonna be late.
- 368
- 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,018
- Well, Sweetwater is working hard
- to keep up with the times.
- 369
- 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,769
- Which is a fool's errand if you ask me.
- 370
- 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,730
- I know, but it is worth it.
- 371
- 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:50,731
- Mm-hmm.
- 372
- 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,233
- Mm-hmm.
- 373
- 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:54,860
- Oh, hold on a sec.
- 374
- 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,445
- Honey, I made extra.
- 375
- 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,448
- It's okay. I'm just gonna take a banana
- so I'm not late.
- 376
- 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,490
- Why...
- 377
- 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,951
- - All right, have a great first day.
- - Thanks.
- 378
- 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,124
- Anyway, all's I was saying is...
- 379
- 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,212
- these city pageants are just getting
- more and more generic every year.
- 380
- 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,797
- I mean, there's nothing Texas about 'em.
- 381
- 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,633
- It's like they just popped up
- out of nowhere.
- 382
- 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,135
- Yeah, I agree.
- But the thing is, if we talk to her,
- 383
- 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,055
- she might be able to get us
- a few extra decorations.
- 384
- 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,765
- Oh, Lord.
- 385
- 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,642
- - I'm gonna have to call you back.
- - All right.
- 386
- 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,563
- Well, I don't care
- how popular she is.
- 387
- 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,025
- We are not doing a Beyoncé song
- for the opening number.
- 388
- 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:39,238
- Our bylaws strictly outline the lyrics
- and music deemed appropriate.
- 389
- 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,573
- It is my job to uphold those guidelines...
- 390
- 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,326
- - Uh-huh.
- - ...however unpopular it makes me.
- 391
- 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,827
- - I agree.
- - Okay, hold on one second.
- 392
- 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,580
- All right, honey,
- I'm gonna call Joe's Garage,
- 393
- 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,458
- get your car towed,
- and we'll find out what's wrong, okay?
- 394
- 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:52,501
- Thank you.
- 395
- 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,170
- I don't wanna hear
- the name Beyoncé anymore.
- 396
- 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,172
- So, anyway... Oh, Dumplin'!
- 397
- 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,215
- No way!
- 398
- 00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,466
- Dumplin'!
- 399
- 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,385
- Yeah, Dumplin'.
- 400
- 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,637
- Forgot your phone.
- 401
- 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,596
- Dumplin'?
- 402
- 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:15,732
- Well, you're welcome.
- 403
- 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:20,696
- So sorry.
- 404
- 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,323
- What does that even mean?
- 405
- 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,908
- Call me little dumplin'.
- 406
- 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,493
- What just happened?
- 407
- 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,328
- My mom just happened.
- 408
- 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,417
- Oh, God. Everybody heard.
- It was so embarrassing, Elle.
- 409
- 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,378
- Here comes Dumplin'!
- 410
- 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,171
- Just ignore him, he's an idiot.
- 411
- 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,924
- - Oh, dude, it's Millie.
- - Whoops!
- 412
- 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,218
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- 413
- 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,220
- Guess they need to widen the hallways.
- 414
- 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,267
- Millie, you okay?
- 415
- 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,732
- Good aim.
- 416
- 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,491
- Suspended
- because of indecent violence?
- 417
- 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,910
- I've never heard of such a thing.
- What is wrong with you?
- 418
- 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,705
- - Me? It's your fault.
- - My fault?
- 419
- 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,915
- I was just defending myself
- against a bully
- 420
- 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,002
- who was calling me that hideous nickname
- you've been calling me my whole life.
- 421
- 00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,087
- - He deserved it.
- - Have a lovely day, Miss Dickson.
- 422
- 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,672
- Why, you, too, Miss Hall.
- 423
- 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,591
- Listen to me, young lady.
- 424
- 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,802
- Why are you getting all sensitive
- about a silly little nickname?
- 425
- 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,306
- Mom, we know this is about
- so much more than just a nickname.
- 426
- 00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,391
- You'll never come out and say it,
- 427
- 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,019
- but I know you can't stand
- that your daughter looks like this.
- 428
- 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,229
- - What?
- - Like a round little dumpling.
- 429
- 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,522
- Oh, that is not true.
- 430
- 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,816
- - Oh, please. I don't fit in your world.
- - That is not true.
- 431
- 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,610
- - I get it.
- - Listen, I just want you
- 432
- 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,612
- to have opportunities, all right?
- 433
- 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,364
- It is harder for big girls.
- 434
- 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,990
- I was one, I know.
- 435
- 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,992
- Okay? Luce and I both were.
- 436
- 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,702
- - You know that.
- - Yeah, I've heard the story
- 437
- 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,914
- about how you lost the weight the summer
- before high school and Lucy didn't,
- 438
- 00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:55,916
- and you went on to win
- the Miss Teen pageant,
- 439
- 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:58,752
- quite literally
- your last crowning achievement.
- 440
- 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,421
- Watch your tone with me, young lady.
- I am still your mother.
- 441
- 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:02,881
- For the record,
- 442
- 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,800
- we both know who raised me,
- 443
- 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,344
- and she never once
- made me feel bad about myself.
- 444
- 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,597
- I really wish
- you didn't idolize her so much.
- 445
- 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,975
- If she took better care of herself,
- she'd probably still be here.
- 446
- 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,770
- You were always so focused on her weight.
- 447
- 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,731
- You never even really
- got to know who she was.
- 448
- 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,191
- Do you even miss her?
- 449
- 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,361
- Forget it. I'm walking home.
- 450
- 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:32,369
- Well, I am sorry
- 451
- 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:35,414
- that I didn't get to go
- to all your Dolly Parton parties
- 452
- 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:38,583
- because I had to go to work
- to put a roof over your head,
- 453
- 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,293
- because that's what mothers do.
- 454
- 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:52,222
- ♪ If you need a helping hand ♪
- 455
- 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:55,016
- ♪ Need someone to understand ♪
- 456
- 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,852
- ♪ Oh, here I am ♪
- 457
- 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,938
- ♪ Oh, here I am ♪
- 458
- 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,483
- ♪ Here I am ♪
- 459
- 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,957
- ♪ My world is such an empty place ♪
- 460
- 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,210
- ♪ I need someone to fill the space ♪
- 461
- 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,753
- ♪ Here I am ♪
- 462
- 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:26,715
- - ♪ Here I am ♪
- - ♪ Oh, here I am ♪
- 463
- 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,718
- ♪ Here I am ♪
- 464
- 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,765
- ♪ Here I am ♪
- 465
- 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:39,644
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 466
- 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:45,066
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- 467
- 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:46,943
- What?
- 468
- 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:47,861
- ♪ Here I am ♪
- 469
- 00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:51,740
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 470
- 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:54,576
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- 471
- 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:55,619
- Will.
- 472
- 00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:58,371
- Up here.
- 473
- 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:01,082
- I can't believe you got suspended
- on the first day of school,
- 474
- 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,584
- you overachiever.
- 475
- 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,546
- Brought your homework.
- 476
- 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,173
- What're you doing?
- 477
- 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,300
- Look at this.
- 478
- 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,057
- Lucy never said a word.
- 479
- 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,017
- Looks like she thought
- about doing the pageant,
- 480
- 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,852
- but she obviously didn't feel welcome
- 481
- 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:24,189
- with people like my mom
- lording over it with their measuring tape.
- 482
- 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,274
- I know that look.
- 483
- 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,277
- What's going on?
- 484
- 00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:35,200
- I think I'm gonna sign up for the pageant
- and do what Lucy never could.
- 485
- 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,744
- I wanna march right in there
- on sign-up day
- 486
- 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:40,121
- just to see the look on my mom's face.
- 487
- 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:43,792
- She's always been embarrassed by me.
- Now she'll have good reason.
- 488
- 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:45,877
- Hmm.
- 489
- 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,463
- Kind of like a protest in heels?
- 490
- 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,673
- Exactly.
- 491
- 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,508
- Like a protest in heels.
- 492
- 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,098
- How does your mom walk
- in these torture devices?
- 493
- 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,058
- I don't think she does.
- 494
- 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,020
- - Oh, yeah.
- - Is that Rosie Dickson's daughter?
- 495
- 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,981
- What's she doing here?
- 496
- 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,568
- Oh, my goodness.
- 497
- 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,617
- Oh, my.
- 498
- 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,785
- That's brave.
- 499
- 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:19,869
- Thanks.
- 500
- 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,289
- Well, I'll be.
- 501
- 00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:29,713
- Hey, y'all.
- 502
- 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:31,965
- If you're signing up, I am too.
- 503
- 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,384
- Uh, what? No.
- 504
- 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,970
- No, I'm not
- the Joan of Arc of fat girls, okay?
- 505
- 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:38,597
- This is a bad idea. Go home.
- 506
- 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,765
- All my favorite things
- start off as bad ideas.
- 507
- 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,684
- Millie, no.
- 508
- 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,313
- Remember? We're here for Lucy.
- 509
- 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:52,193
- Fine. Do what you want,
- just don't crowd me.
- 510
- 00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,532
- You're missing
- a parent's signature, darlin'.
- 511
- 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:00,702
- You can't participate
- without a parent's signature.
- 512
- 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,204
- Willowdean Opal.
- 513
- 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:07,959
- Thank you.
- 514
- 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,220
- Are you trying to get back at me
- for something?
- 515
- 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:22,057
- Why do you assume the only reason
- I'd sign up for the pageant
- 516
- 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,266
- is to get revenge?
- 517
- 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:27,062
- I'm Rosie Dickson's daughter,
- it runs in my blood.
- 518
- 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,938
- Besides, as far as I'm concerned,
- 519
- 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,524
- a swimsuit body
- is a body with a swimsuit on it.
- 520
- 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,279
- I will not...
- 521
- 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,073
- have you make a mockery
- 522
- 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:40,367
- of me or this institution,
- 523
- 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,495
- which has been a cornerstone
- of our community--
- 524
- 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,914
- Since 1933. I know.
- 525
- 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,000
- I could probably recite your bylaws
- by now, I've heard 'em so many times.
- 526
- 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:55,048
- You know you can't enter
- unless I sign that form.
- 527
- 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,968
- - Mom?
- - Mm-hmm?
- 528
- 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:03,181
- If you don't sign that form,
- you're saying I'm not good enough.
- 529
- 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:08,603
- You're saying that every girl in this room
- is more deserving than me
- 530
- 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,480
- because I'm not built like them.
- 531
- 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,274
- That I don't belong here.
- 532
- 00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:16,695
- Is that what you're saying?
- 533
- 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:20,657
- Well...
- 534
- 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:25,203
- What do you have planned
- for the-- for the talent event?
- 535
- 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,127
- It's a surprise.
- 536
- 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:36,005
- - Wow, okay.
- - All right, then.
- 537
- 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,474
- No special treatment.
- 538
- 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,017
- - Wouldn't expect it.
- - Okay.
- 539
- 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,691
- Pageants are harder than you think.
- 540
- 00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,654
- I don't know.
- 541
- 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,076
- Oh, my God.
- 542
- 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,203
- Oh... my God.
- 543
- 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,205
- Wow.
- 544
- 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,790
- Did you see the color of her skirt?
- 545
- 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,678
- Yay! This is gonna be so much fun.
- 546
- 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,388
- Totally fun.
- 547
- 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,307
- The name's Hannah, glossy lady.
- 548
- 00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:29,184
- Why are you here?
- 549
- 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,728
- Hello? Okay, ladies,
- please take your seats.
- 550
- 00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:33,062
- Whatever do you mean?
- 551
- 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,065
- And what's your story?
- 552
- 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:39,569
- Hi there. And, mothers,
- thank you so much for coming.
- 553
- 00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:42,197
- We'll have your daughters
- back to you in just a jiffy, okay?
- 554
- 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,156
- So, thank you.
- 555
- 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:47,327
- Oh, my God.
- I am so excited that you're signing up.
- 556
- 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,163
- Did you see that Bekah Colter?
- 557
- 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,457
- She is our competition.
- 558
- 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,583
- All right.
- 559
- 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,668
- Well, I would like to welcome you
- 560
- 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:59,339
- to the Clover City
- Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant.
- 561
- 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,050
- The first beauty pageant
- 562
- 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,677
- established in the great state of Texas.
- 563
- 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,348
- Back in 1933.
- 564
- 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:09,432
- Yes!
- 565
- 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,100
- Yeah!
- 566
- 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,895
- Now, the next six weeks
- are gonna be a whirlwind.
- 567
- 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:16,564
- Someone in this very room...
- 568
- 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,819
- ...will be this year's
- Miss Teen Bluebonnet.
- 569
- 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,987
- Wow.
- 570
- 00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,156
- Very exciting. That could be you.
- 571
- 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,450
- Do you think you're ready?
- 572
- 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,369
- Yes!
- 573
- 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:30,620
- Good luck, girls.
- 574
- 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:31,913
- Whoa.
- 575
- 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,668
- Your host of all the hits,
- reminding our listeners
- 576
- 00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:39,921
- that tickets go on sale today
- for our Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant.
- 577
- 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:43,466
- Only five weeks away.
- Let's kick it off with this great hit.
- 578
- 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,301
- ♪ I know I'm not perfect ♪
- 579
- 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,428
- ♪ But nobody is ♪
- 580
- 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,889
- ♪ There's plenty more important... ♪
- 581
- 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:50,849
- Millie?
- 582
- 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,187
- Millie?
- 583
- 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,986
- - What are you doin'?
- - I thought Pageant Bootcamp
- 584
- 00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:05,530
- would be a nice way
- to get to know some of the girls.
- 585
- 00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,991
- I just have to blend in
- in case my mom drops by.
- 586
- 00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:09,576
- Blend in.
- 587
- 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:12,370
- Why, Millie? Why?
- 588
- 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:15,248
- 'Cause I forged my mom's signature
- on my pageant application.
- 589
- 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,458
- She thinks I joined Needlepoint Club.
- 590
- 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,002
- Millie, it's gonna be near impossible
- 591
- 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:20,795
- keeping your mom
- from finding out about this.
- 592
- 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,132
- Well, I don't have a choice.
- When I asked her, she said no.
- 593
- 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,676
- A church no,
- which means don't ask again.
- 594
- 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:29,387
- So I just got to stay
- one step ahead of her.
- 595
- 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,931
- Get off the road, fat ass!
- 596
- 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:33,391
- You're fat, you're fat.
- 597
- 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:35,518
- - Eat shit.
- - We'll pray for you.
- 598
- 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:36,644
- Bye, Will.
- 599
- 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:38,855
- Hey, girls! Wait for me!
- 600
- 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,275
- - Will.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 601
- 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,360
- Okay, uh, Ron wants us to hang these up.
- 602
- 00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:47,655
- Oh, and, um, your friends are here
- at table six.
- 603
- 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,573
- All right, hold on.
- 604
- 00:31:48,656 --> 00:31:52,619
- - Those are not my friends.
- - For my talent, I'll strut on stage...
- 605
- 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,122
- Well, maybe we can brainstorm
- some other ideas.
- 606
- 00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,498
- What are you guys doin' here?
- 607
- 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,959
- Hey, Will. We were gonna see
- if you'd join our pageant meeting
- 608
- 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,085
- when you take your break.
- 609
- 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:03,755
- I made one for each of us.
- 610
- 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:08,259
- I... really don't need one, thanks.
- 611
- 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,387
- Oh, uh, Will, could you grab that, please?
- 612
- 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,390
- - Thank you.
- - Thank you.
- 613
- 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:17,977
- So as I was saying, for the talent portion
- we really have to play to our strength.
- 614
- 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,979
- And some of my strengths are singing.
- 615
- 00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:21,814
- I'm a worship leader at church.
- 616
- 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,525
- And I hula hoop, and I can tap dance.
- 617
- 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,278
- If I do all that at the same time,
- that could be really neat.
- 618
- 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,948
- Really. Like, no one's ever done
- that before, right?
- 619
- 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,075
- So. Thank you.
- 620
- 00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:35,203
- As long as we play to our strengths
- and bring our showmanship,
- 621
- 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,997
- we've got as good a chance
- to win this pageant as anyone else.
- 622
- 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,541
- And a lot of pageant winners
- go on to do very important things,
- 623
- 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,001
- - like Willowdean's mom.
- - Millie.
- 624
- 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,671
- I think there's been
- some kind of misunderstanding.
- 625
- 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,508
- We're not actually trying
- to win the pageant.
- 626
- 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,259
- We're not?
- 627
- 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:51,511
- Well, I'm not.
- 628
- 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:54,347
- And I don't know what her deal is, but...
- 629
- 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:59,394
- Look, it's...
- 630
- 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,605
- It's a protest.
- We're trying to make a point.
- 631
- 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,691
- - Count me in.
- - Well, what's our point?
- 632
- 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:09,070
- It's a revolt against
- the oppressive heteropatriarchy,
- 633
- 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,698
- unconsciously internalized
- by the female psyche.
- 634
- 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,702
- - Oh.
- - In other words...
- 635
- 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:17,829
- We're Spartacus...
- 636
- 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,164
- and the pageant is the Roman Empire.
- 637
- 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,379
- Anybody?
- 638
- 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,467
- - Okay, okay. Hey.
- - Oh, no.
- 639
- 00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:35,680
- Every revolution starts small.
- 640
- 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:37,724
- I don't want to revolt.
- 641
- 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:41,728
- I've wanted to do this pageant
- since I was eight years old.
- 642
- 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:46,274
- Okay, Millie,
- I think what everybody's trying to say
- 643
- 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:49,986
- is that yes, we are still
- technically doing the pageant,
- 644
- 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,697
- and it'll still be fun. It's just...
- 645
- 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:54,115
- Your drinks.
- 646
- 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,409
- You know,
- I think you should pull back a bit.
- 647
- 00:33:56,492 --> 00:34:00,705
- Maybe a little bit more than a bit.
- Like... way back.
- 648
- 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:02,415
- Okay, then.
- 649
- 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:04,500
- Good meeting.
- 650
- 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,045
- Oh.
- 651
- 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,715
- And let me know when you're ready
- to take this thing down.
- 652
- 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,763
- Okay, Millie, you can show me
- your binder now,
- 653
- 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:19,557
- but after that
- we have to put it away, okay?
- 654
- 00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:21,350
- Okay.
- 655
- 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:25,730
- Well, I made yours yellow
- because you remind me of sunshine.
- 656
- 00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:28,649
- - Aw!
- - So, for your talent, I was thinking...
- 657
- 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,781
- Can I give you a hand with those?
- 658
- 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,367
- - Here.
- - I got it.
- 659
- 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:40,787
- Thank you.
- 660
- 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:45,750
- Hey.
- 661
- 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,504
- There's a, uh...
- small meteor shower tonight.
- 662
- 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:52,548
- I don't know
- if you're into that sort of thing, but...
- 663
- 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:55,343
- you know, could still be cool to see.
- 664
- 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:56,969
- If you're interested.
- 665
- 00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:58,971
- Okay.
- 666
- 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:00,807
- Sure.
- 667
- 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,017
- Cool.
- 668
- 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,525
- What...
- 669
- 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:22,662
- Hey.
- 670
- 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:24,288
- Hi.
- 671
- 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,502
- - You want me to come up there?
- - Yeah.
- 672
- 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:31,587
- Okay.
- 673
- 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,259
- Best seat in the house, right here.
- 674
- 00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:37,552
- Thanks.
- 675
- 00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:45,476
- It's a real pretty night.
- 676
- 00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:46,811
- Yeah.
- 677
- 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,817
- - Can I ask you something?
- - Sure.
- 678
- 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:57,280
- What's the deal with that, uh... photo?
- 679
- 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,782
- Um... in your locker?
- 680
- 00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:02,410
- That girl-- uh, woman.
- 681
- 00:36:02,743 --> 00:36:04,495
- You don't know who Dolly Parton is?
- 682
- 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,247
- Should I?
- 683
- 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:11,210
- She's, like, one of the greatest
- singer-songwriters of all time.
- 684
- 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,171
- She's kind of hard not to know.
- 685
- 00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:14,589
- Oh.
- 686
- 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:15,756
- Okay.
- 687
- 00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:17,383
- Uh...
- 688
- 00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:18,467
- Why her?
- 689
- 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:21,762
- My Aunt Lucy loved her.
- 690
- 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:25,433
- I was probably singing Dolly
- before I could talk.
- 691
- 00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:28,853
- There's just something amazing about her.
- 692
- 00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:32,106
- You know, she's in on every joke
- you could possibly tell about her,
- 693
- 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,525
- and she's got this wicked
- sense of humor and...
- 694
- 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,278
- And it's like she's always one step ahead,
- you know?
- 695
- 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,598
- Uh...
- 696
- 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:07,600
- It's getting really late.
- 697
- 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,393
- I... I got to get home.
- 698
- 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,311
- Where...
- 699
- 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,022
- Where are you go-- What did I do?
- 700
- 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:15,900
- Nothing. I... I just... I got to get home.
- 701
- 00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:17,443
- Thanks for the meteor.
- 702
- 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,698
- Come through, ladies.
- 703
- 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,283
- It's your time to shine.
- 704
- 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,035
- And down, two, three.
- 705
- 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:29,038
- Punch away those storms, you guys.
- The storms of life.
- 706
- 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,249
- Breathe out. One, two, three.
- 707
- 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:35,795
- And down.
- 708
- 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,296
- What?
- 709
- 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:40,967
- Come on, ladies,
- now punch away those fears!
- 710
- 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,099
- Really breathe out.
- 711
- 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:51,936
- Breathe.
- 712
- 00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,819
- "Thanks for the meteor"?
- 713
- 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,154
- So stupid!
- 714
- 00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:03,906
- Stay tuned
- at the top of the hour,
- 715
- 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,450
- I'm giving away two tickets
- to the Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant.
- 716
- 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:09,412
- Only four weeks to the big day
- and seats are selling fast.
- 717
- 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,957
- Why are we even going to this?
- 718
- 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,378
- You're the one who got into a bullfight
- with your mom, remember?
- 719
- 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,300
- Don't worry, we'll make it fun.
- 720
- 00:38:26,762 --> 00:38:28,597
- Okay, what's up?
- 721
- 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,938
- Bo kissed me last night.
- 722
- 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:37,940
- What?!
- 723
- 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,484
- - I told you!
- - Okay, okay.
- 724
- 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:43,154
- Save the confetti. It didn't end well.
- 725
- 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:45,323
- - Why?
- - Well...
- 726
- 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,826
- I mean, at first it was amazing,
- 727
- 00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:52,121
- and I just wanted to keep kissing him
- until my lips fell off.
- 728
- 00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:55,541
- But then he-- he touched this spot
- on my lower back and...
- 729
- 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,418
- I just... I freaked.
- 730
- 00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:59,754
- And, all of a sudden, I was thinking,
- 731
- 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:02,006
- like, why does this hot guy
- want to kiss me?
- 732
- 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,550
- And then I started hating myself
- for being that girl--
- 733
- 00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:06,010
- Okay, all right. Hold up.
- 734
- 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:10,014
- You know, I've had the same freaky feeling
- with Tim before.
- 735
- 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,058
- - Really?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 736
- 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:17,355
- I mean, when he touches my stomach
- or a spot of acne on my chin,
- 737
- 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,023
- I clam up like a psycho.
- 738
- 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:22,693
- Hmm.
- 739
- 00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:28,491
- ♪ Who will do it? Who? ♪
- 740
- 00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,493
- ♪ If we don't ♪
- 741
- 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:39,627
- You're late.
- 742
- 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,807
- Okay. Is everybody warmed-up?
- 743
- 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,058
- - Yeah.
- - Sure.
- 744
- 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:56,811
- Who memorized the steps
- from the link that I sent out?
- 745
- 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:59,313
- Oh, a lot of you. Okay, very good.
- 746
- 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,900
- Bekah, why don't you come up
- and demonstrate.
- 747
- 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,944
- And, um...
- 748
- 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:09,824
- Uh...
- 749
- 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:11,117
- Ellen.
- 750
- 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,786
- Why don't you come up here as well?
- 751
- 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:17,081
- All right, let's take it
- from the dance break.
- 752
- 00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:17,998
- Hi.
- 753
- 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,336
- And five, six, seven, eight.
- 754
- 00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:35,891
- And hip, hip.
- 755
- 00:40:37,017 --> 00:40:38,102
- Nice job!
- 756
- 00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:39,645
- - They look so good.
- - That was awesome.
- 757
- 00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:40,563
- Thank you.
- 758
- 00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:42,314
- - They look great!
- - Beautiful, girls.
- 759
- 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,525
- That was beautiful.
- 760
- 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:48,237
- All right, now, the difference
- between winning and losing,
- 761
- 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,406
- it's all in those details.
- 762
- 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:53,033
- All right?
- That will serve you well in life.
- 763
- 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:54,827
- All right, you two. Uh, Ellen?
- 764
- 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,705
- Why don't you stay up here, okay?
- 765
- 00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,248
- And the rest of us, let's try it.
- 766
- 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:02,877
- Seven, eight.
- 767
- 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:07,882
- Chins up.
- 768
- 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:18,851
- Okay, remember to smile. This is fun.
- 769
- 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:22,980
- That's too sexy.
- 770
- 00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:25,941
- - Yes.
- - Nailed it.
- 771
- 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:28,194
- - Elle, that was so cute!
- - You, too.
- 772
- 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:31,614
- - We need to practice together.
- - Sounds great.
- 773
- 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:33,240
- - I'm gonna go talk to Rosie.
- - Okay.
- 774
- 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,034
- - Bye, Elle Belle.
- - See you at work.
- 775
- 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:37,286
- - Miss Rosie.
- - Bye.
- 776
- 00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:39,121
- You ready to go?
- 777
- 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,250
- - Nice moves.
- - I just watched the video once.
- 778
- 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:46,378
- They're easy steps, what's the big deal?
- 779
- 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,506
- The big deal is
- that you were prancing around
- 780
- 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:52,218
- like the perfect little pageant girl
- when that is the opposite of our point.
- 781
- 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:55,679
- Well, maybe there's a better way
- to making our point
- 782
- 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:57,973
- besides just trying to ruin it
- for everybody else.
- 783
- 00:41:58,057 --> 00:41:59,725
- Ruining it is the point.
- 784
- 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:01,435
- You--
- 785
- 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,230
- You just wouldn't get it 'cause
- you're not built for the revolution.
- 786
- 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:07,107
- - What're you trying to say?
- - You have to quit, Elle.
- 787
- 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:10,319
- You're the kind of girl that could win
- this thing without even trying.
- 788
- 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:13,155
- Has it occurred to you that I feel
- as out of place here as you do?
- 789
- 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,199
- Well, you looked pretty comfortable
- up there to me.
- 790
- 00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:19,912
- I can't believe you think you get to pick
- and choose who joins the revolution.
- 791
- 00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:21,664
- I thought you hated pageants.
- 792
- 00:42:21,747 --> 00:42:25,376
- Well, maybe I never gave them a chance
- because I always listened to you.
- 793
- 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:28,337
- Okay, yeah.
- 794
- 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:31,507
- Go join Coppertone Callie
- and live happily ever after
- 795
- 00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:33,592
- at the store that hates fat people.
- 796
- 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:38,013
- For your information, Willowdean...
- 797
- 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:40,724
- I never thought of you as fat.
- 798
- 00:42:44,186 --> 00:42:45,771
- Elle Belle, over here.
- 799
- 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,485
- I did think of you as fat.
- 800
- 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:55,197
- You know, since we're doing,
- like, a truth-telling thing.
- 801
- 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:09,128
- And thank you
- for all your help, Miss Rosie.
- 802
- 00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:10,045
- Oh.
- 803
- 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:13,424
- You know, my mama
- just doesn't get all this pageant stuff.
- 804
- 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:17,177
- But sometimes I'm just not quite sure
- she gets me, to be honest.
- 805
- 00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:18,762
- That is a shame.
- 806
- 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,931
- That's a real shame,
- but you know what, honey?
- 807
- 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,350
- Not everybody understands
- what these pageants are all about.
- 808
- 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,102
- - No.
- - It's their loss.
- 809
- 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:27,563
- - Oh, hey, Will.
- - Hi.
- 810
- 00:43:27,646 --> 00:43:29,189
- - You know Bekah.
- - Hi.
- 811
- 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,107
- Yeah, of course.
- 812
- 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:31,483
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 813
- 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:35,195
- You know, you are so lucky
- that your mama is so good at...
- 814
- 00:43:35,904 --> 00:43:37,531
- - just everything.
- - Oh...
- 815
- 00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:39,116
- Oh, please.
- 816
- 00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:41,827
- Dress fits you so well,
- it barely needs a thing.
- 817
- 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,748
- Uh, Dumplin', will you please hand me
- my extra pins over there on the desk?
- 818
- 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:49,501
- - Thank you.
- - Thanks, honey.
- 819
- 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:53,464
- Now, you work at Harpy's
- with Bo Larson, right?
- 820
- 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:55,716
- - Uh, yeah.
- - Yeah?
- 821
- 00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:58,969
- Okay, so, Bo Larson
- is this new boy at school.
- 822
- 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:02,806
- And he is such a cutie. Am I right?
- 823
- 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,643
- Yeah.
- 824
- 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:08,187
- Okay, well, bye.
- 825
- 00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:09,647
- - Bye.
- - Bye.
- 826
- 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,440
- I'm gonna ask him
- to Sadie Hawkins.
- 827
- 00:44:11,523 --> 00:44:12,733
- - You are?
- - Yeah.
- 828
- 00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:14,818
- - That's so exciting.
- - I'm excited.
- 829
- 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:18,030
- Oh, what a lucky boy.
- I mean, how can he say no to you?
- 830
- 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:27,581
- Oh.
- 831
- 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:32,836
- Hello?
- 832
- 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,254
- I'm at work right now.
- 833
- 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:36,131
- Oh. Um...
- 834
- 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:38,050
- Okay.
- 835
- 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:44,765
- Elle, this just feels wrong.
- Us fighting?
- 836
- 00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:46,183
- Yes, it does.
- 837
- 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:50,896
- And so does rejecting people
- for things they can't change.
- 838
- 00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:52,147
- Elle Belle?
- 839
- 00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:55,567
- Can you come help me in the back
- with something? Thanks.
- 840
- 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:56,610
- I have to go.
- 841
- 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:31,687
- ♪ Don't try to cry ♪
- 842
- 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:36,775
- ♪ Your way out of this ♪
- 843
- 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:39,194
- ♪ Don't try to lie ♪
- 844
- 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:45,284
- ♪ Or I'll catch you in it ♪
- 845
- 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:49,079
- ♪ Don't try to make me ♪
- 846
- 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:54,752
- ♪ Feel sorry for you ♪
- 847
- 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,920
- ♪ Just because I'm blonde-- ♪
- 848
- 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:20,128
- Should I invite the weirdos?
- 849
- 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,224
- This feels so exciting and dangerous.
- 850
- 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:36,395
- Nothing within 100 miles of Clover City
- warrants that type of enthusiasm.
- 851
- 00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:39,731
- What is this place?
- 852
- 00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:42,276
- I'm gonna be honest,
- I've never done anything like this before.
- 853
- 00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:43,193
- Really?
- 854
- 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:48,073
- Should we go in?
- 855
- 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,658
- Um...
- 856
- 00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:52,244
- Sh-- should we count to three?
- 857
- 00:47:52,786 --> 00:47:53,745
- Okay.
- 858
- 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:55,998
- One...
- 859
- 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:57,791
- - Two--
- - Three.
- 860
- 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,878
- Ohh, what are we doing?
- 861
- 00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:01,962
- I don't know.
- 862
- 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:04,965
- IDs.
- 863
- 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,926
- No wonder your Aunt Lucy
- never took you here.
- 864
- 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:08,927
- It's a bar.
- 865
- 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,262
- Hey, hey. Lucy who?
- 866
- 00:48:10,804 --> 00:48:11,638
- Uh...
- 867
- 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,432
- Lucy Dickson.
- 868
- 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:15,684
- Oh, I knew Lucy real well.
- 869
- 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,186
- She's... she's good people.
- 870
- 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:20,772
- Come on in.
- 871
- 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:26,737
- ♪ Keep on dancing on Dixie Avenue ♪
- 872
- 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,908
- Got another round here for you.
- 873
- 00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:33,911
- What the hell?
- What the heck are they doing here?
- 874
- 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,455
- I don't know.
- Hey, Bobby, those your kids?
- 875
- 00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,081
- I'm not sure.
- 876
- 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,418
- We got a table for you right over here.
- 877
- 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,758
- Where are you goin'?
- 878
- 00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,097
- Step to it.
- 879
- 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:55,098
- My dear.
- 880
- 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,851
- Okay, now, I don't want
- to see you at the bar.
- 881
- 00:49:03,857 --> 00:49:07,277
- All right, bikers, cowboys,
- and cowgirls.
- 882
- 00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:08,779
- Holster your guns
- 883
- 00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:13,408
- and put your hands together
- for our first Dolly of the night.
- 884
- 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:19,456
- ♪ I can see you're disappointed ♪
- 885
- 00:49:19,998 --> 00:49:21,166
- ♪ By the way you... ♪
- 886
- 00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:23,460
- Willowdean,
- correct me if I'm wrong,
- 887
- 00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:25,587
- but that is a man.
- 888
- 00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:28,674
- A very lovely man, is it not?
- 889
- 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,220
- Uh-huh.
- 890
- 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:34,554
- Yeah.
- 891
- 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:37,891
- ♪ Yes, I've made my mistakes ♪
- 892
- 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:42,688
- ♪ But listen and understand ♪
- 893
- 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:47,734
- ♪ My mistakes are no worse than yours ♪
- 894
- 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:51,738
- ♪ Just because I'm a woman ♪
- 895
- 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:54,825
- ♪ Two doors down ♪
- 896
- 00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:58,245
- ♪ They're laughing and drinking
- And having a party ♪
- 897
- 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:02,499
- ♪ Two doors down
- We're not aware that they're around ♪
- 898
- 00:50:02,874 --> 00:50:04,751
- I'm almost impressed.
- 899
- 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:07,087
- ♪ Oh, two doors down ♪
- 900
- 00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:10,048
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh ♪
- 901
- 00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:12,092
- ♪ Two doors down ♪
- 902
- 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,220
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh ♪
- 903
- 00:50:15,303 --> 00:50:17,222
- ♪ Two doors down ♪
- 904
- 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:18,849
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
- 905
- 00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:20,350
- He is gorgeous.
- 906
- 00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:21,893
- ♪ Two doors down ♪
- 907
- 00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:28,692
- Oh, what the fuck.
- 908
- 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:32,904
- - Fudge. I meant fudge.
- - Well, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
- 909
- 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:36,616
- The gods of the wigs
- have smiled upon us this evening.
- 910
- 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,618
- Back by popular demand,
- 911
- 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:41,913
- by some miraculous arrangement,
- 912
- 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:44,875
- please put those acrylics together
- and help us welcome
- 913
- 00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:47,461
- Miss Rhea Ranged.
- 914
- 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,088
- Hi, y'all.
- 915
- 00:50:51,923 --> 00:50:54,885
- Now, y'all know what Dolly said.
- 916
- 00:50:55,343 --> 00:50:58,680
- "It's a good thing I was born a girl,
- otherwise..."
- 917
- 00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:00,891
- "I'd be a drag queen."
- 918
- 00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:01,808
- Mm-hmm.
- 919
- 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:03,769
- Y'all are mind readers.
- 920
- 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,313
- Ooh.
- 921
- 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,690
- It's good to be home.
- 922
- 00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:10,192
- - Good to have you back.
- - Thank you.
- 923
- 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,611
- - Love you, Dolly.
- - Thank you for missing me.
- 924
- 00:51:12,694 --> 00:51:15,530
- - It can get lonely out there on the road.
- - Get on up there, honey!
- 925
- 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,991
- ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪
- 926
- 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:21,078
- ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪
- 927
- 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,412
- This is my favorite song.
- 928
- 00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:25,791
- ♪ I'm begging of you
- Please don't take my man ♪
- 929
- 00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:29,586
- ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪
- 930
- 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:33,298
- ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪
- 931
- 00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:38,678
- ♪ Please don't take him
- Just because you can ♪
- 932
- 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,807
- ♪ Your beauty is beyond compare ♪
- 933
- 00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:43,475
- ♪ With flaming locks of auburn hair ♪
- 934
- 00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:46,937
- ♪ And I cannot compete with you, Jolene ♪
- 935
- 00:51:49,397 --> 00:51:51,108
- ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪
- 936
- 00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:54,194
- ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪
- 937
- 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:59,407
- ♪ Please don't take him
- Just because you can ♪
- 938
- 00:52:19,052 --> 00:52:20,804
- ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪
- 939
- 00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:26,309
- ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪
- 940
- 00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:41,158
- - That was not what I expected.
- - No, I just didn't want it to end.
- 941
- 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:43,243
- Well, hello, ladies.
- What did you think of the show?
- 942
- 00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:45,453
- I am feeling feelings
- I've never felt before.
- 943
- 00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:48,123
- - This place'll do that to you, trust me.
- - That was amazing.
- 944
- 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:50,834
- Now, if you have a little minute,
- there's somebody backstage
- 945
- 00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:52,169
- that'd like to say hello to you.
- 946
- 00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:54,880
- We'll meet you in the van.
- 947
- 00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:57,132
- - Okay.
- - All right, then. Come on.
- 948
- 00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:58,675
- Come on in.
- 949
- 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:07,392
- Lee.
- 950
- 00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:09,436
- Yeah.
- 951
- 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:12,772
- Child.
- 952
- 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:16,568
- When I saw you out in that audience,
- 953
- 00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:20,697
- I thought I was looking
- at the ghost of Lucy Dickson.
- 954
- 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:22,908
- Bless her soul.
- 955
- 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:24,117
- Oh.
- 956
- 00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:27,162
- I can't believe you knew her.
- 957
- 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:31,166
- Oh, baby, your Lucy was a beauty.
- 958
- 00:53:31,249 --> 00:53:32,667
- Inside and out.
- 959
- 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:36,254
- - I cannot get over the resemblance.
- - I know!
- 960
- 00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:38,173
- - Genetics, right?
- - Uh-huh.
- 961
- 00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:40,717
- You can run, but you can't hide.
- 962
- 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,136
- I got my daddy's nose to prove it.
- 963
- 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,888
- - Come sit down. I got it, Dale.
- - You got it.
- 964
- 00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:47,807
- It's just not the same around here
- without her.
- 965
- 00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:49,976
- Ooh.
- 966
- 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:52,812
- So what brought you
- all the way out here, sugar?
- 967
- 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:57,817
- I think I came here tonight
- to somehow try and feel closer to her.
- 968
- 00:53:58,944 --> 00:54:01,154
- She used to help me
- think through everything.
- 969
- 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:05,408
- And now I've got myself
- into something and...
- 970
- 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:07,786
- It was for her, really.
- 971
- 00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:11,331
- But now I don't know what I'm doing.
- 972
- 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,541
- Oh, it's okay.
- 973
- 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,670
- I just wish I could talk to her.
- 974
- 00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:19,005
- I do too, sugar. I do, too.
- 975
- 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,133
- You know...
- 976
- 00:54:23,176 --> 00:54:26,680
- I would never have gotten up on that stage
- if it weren't for your Lucy.
- 977
- 00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:29,557
- She somehow knew that's where I belonged.
- 978
- 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:31,685
- She knew it before I did.
- 979
- 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:38,108
- I bet you already know what she would say.
- 980
- 00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:39,109
- We both do.
- 981
- 00:54:39,901 --> 00:54:41,695
- "Go big or go home,
- 982
- 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,655
- but either way, do it in a...
- 983
- 00:54:43,738 --> 00:54:45,031
- "Red pair of shoes."
- 984
- 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:51,830
- Now, you know, in all fairness,
- 985
- 00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:54,374
- it took Lucy a while
- to get all the way there,
- 986
- 00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:56,001
- just like it does the rest of us.
- 987
- 00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:57,711
- You know that Dolly saying,
- 988
- 00:54:59,045 --> 00:55:01,673
- "Figure out who you are
- and do it on purpose."
- 989
- 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,511
- Now imagine if you just jump right in it.
- 990
- 00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:08,972
- Ten giant steps forward.
- 991
- 00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:10,473
- "Mother, may I?"
- 992
- 00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:11,766
- "Yes."
- 993
- 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:13,935
- "Yes, you may."
- 994
- 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:21,860
- We are always here for you, sugar plum.
- 995
- 00:55:23,069 --> 00:55:23,903
- Okay?
- 996
- 00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:26,990
- Thank you.
- 997
- 00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,118
- Look at that face.
- 998
- 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:34,122
- So beautiful.
- 999
- 00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:36,499
- Oh.
- 1000
- 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,918
- I listen to a lot
- of contemporary Christian music
- 1001
- 00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:40,337
- like Hillsong.
- 1002
- 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,130
- - What do you listen to?
- - Metal.
- 1003
- 00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:43,631
- Oh, there she is.
- 1004
- 00:55:48,636 --> 00:55:51,389
- You got big red lips on your forehead.
- 1005
- 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:52,974
- What happened in there?
- 1006
- 00:55:54,642 --> 00:55:56,144
- I heard Lucy's voice.
- 1007
- 00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,522
- Okay.
- 1008
- 00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:02,609
- You know she has a cassette player?
- 1009
- 00:56:03,651 --> 00:56:06,654
- Why don't you guys come over
- to my house for a sleepover to practice?
- 1010
- 00:56:06,738 --> 00:56:08,823
- - That's so weird.
- - Why's that weird?
- 1011
- 00:56:09,407 --> 00:56:10,450
- Ladies.
- 1012
- 00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:11,743
- Just a reminder,
- 1013
- 00:56:11,826 --> 00:56:14,913
- final approval for talent costumes
- and formal wear
- 1014
- 00:56:15,288 --> 00:56:18,500
- will need to be approved by us or me.
- 1015
- 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:22,962
- And any changes
- beyond minor modifications thereafter
- 1016
- 00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:26,299
- will result in immediate
- disqualification.
- 1017
- 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:30,136
- So save the surprises for the audience,
- not for the judges.
- 1018
- 00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:33,640
- All right, up first we've got
- Millie Michaelchicks.
- 1019
- 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,809
- Michaelchucks?
- 1020
- 00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:38,395
- - Mitchellchuck.
- - Mitchellchuck!
- 1021
- 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:40,522
- One, two...
- 1022
- 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:44,692
- ♪ He is high and mighty ♪
- 1023
- 00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:47,237
- ♪ Ooh, mighty is his power ♪
- 1024
- 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,613
- ♪ Mighty is his love ♪
- 1025
- 00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:52,117
- ♪ He is there with the answers
- Let us lift him up ♪
- 1026
- 00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:57,705
- All right, um... approved.
- 1027
- 00:56:57,789 --> 00:56:59,707
- I would just say keep working on it.
- 1028
- 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,876
- Maybe fine-tune it a little bit.
- 1029
- 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,336
- Thank you.
- 1030
- 00:57:03,837 --> 00:57:04,671
- Next.
- 1031
- 00:57:04,754 --> 00:57:07,340
- ♪ Hey there, cowboy ♪
- 1032
- 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,425
- Look at that.
- 1033
- 00:57:08,883 --> 00:57:10,385
- - Wow.
- - Looks like a cow.
- 1034
- 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:22,188
- Keeping the tradition alive,
- bless your heart.
- 1035
- 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:23,982
- Approved, approved.
- 1036
- 00:57:24,065 --> 00:57:25,775
- Up next, Hannah Perez.
- 1037
- 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:28,987
- Oh, God.
- 1038
- 00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:33,616
- Hey, hey, ho, ho,
- patriarchy has got to go!
- 1039
- 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:37,370
- Hey, hey, ho, ho,
- patriarchy has got to go!
- 1040
- 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:44,169
- I'm... I mean, is that it?
- 1041
- 00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:46,546
- No... no music?
- 1042
- 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:50,592
- Well, I... I can't approve that
- because, technically, that's not a talent.
- 1043
- 00:57:56,764 --> 00:57:58,099
- Next up, Bekah Colter.
- 1044
- 00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:08,485
- Ow.
- 1045
- 00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:13,823
- Can I try one more time?
- 1046
- 00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:17,827
- Whoo!
- 1047
- 00:58:26,127 --> 00:58:28,213
- No, no. Stop it.
- 1048
- 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:30,798
- Approved.
- 1049
- 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:32,592
- Okay, approved.
- 1050
- 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:34,260
- Approved.
- 1051
- 00:58:36,429 --> 00:58:37,472
- Approved.
- 1052
- 00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:39,057
- Oh, sorry.
- 1053
- 00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:41,976
- I won with that back in '91.
- I got so excited.
- 1054
- 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:43,269
- So good.
- 1055
- 00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:46,981
- All right, last up, Willowdean Dickson.
- 1056
- 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:50,151
- Mmm.
- 1057
- 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:55,490
- You're gonna crush it.
- 1058
- 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:05,667
- Okay.
- 1059
- 00:59:08,419 --> 00:59:09,796
- In my hand here,
- 1060
- 00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:14,467
- I have a regular glass bottle,
- which I drank out of earlier today.
- 1061
- 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:19,973
- And in this hand,
- I have a regular quarter.
- 1062
- 00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:22,350
- See?
- 1063
- 00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:24,936
- Now, I will magically...
- 1064
- 00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:29,023
- attempt to get the quarter
- through the bottle.
- 1065
- 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,942
- Okay.
- 1066
- 00:59:31,025 --> 00:59:32,151
- Thank you.
- 1067
- 00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:33,695
- Here we go.
- 1068
- 00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:50,128
- To the left.
- 1069
- 01:00:05,518 --> 01:00:06,352
- Ta-da.
- 1070
- 01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:15,236
- Is there anything
- you'd like to say?
- 1071
- 01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:16,779
- I'll practice more.
- 1072
- 01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:18,948
- Promise.
- 1073
- 01:00:26,372 --> 01:00:27,206
- Approved.
- 1074
- 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:30,126
- Based solely on that assurance.
- 1075
- 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:42,430
- Well, that certainly was a surprise,
- 1076
- 01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:45,767
- and the one free pass
- you were not supposed to get from me.
- 1077
- 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:47,935
- I don't want to talk about it.
- 1078
- 01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:51,731
- Dumplin', I don't understand.
- Why are you doing this?
- 1079
- 01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:55,610
- - You know, there's no shame in quitting.
- - Thanks for the support, Mom.
- 1080
- 01:01:18,299 --> 01:01:22,595
- ♪ I want to be the girl in the movies ♪
- 1081
- 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:26,599
- ♪ The one with the glint in her eyes ♪
- 1082
- 01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:30,436
- ♪ The girl that seldom loses ♪
- 1083
- 01:01:30,895 --> 01:01:34,649
- ♪ Beautiful with grace and style ♪
- 1084
- 01:01:34,899 --> 01:01:37,110
- ♪ Acting out her story ♪
- 1085
- 01:01:38,653 --> 01:01:41,114
- ♪ Standing in her glory ♪
- 1086
- 01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:45,118
- Table nine needs waters.
- 1087
- 01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:56,295
- I think so. Maybe.
- 1088
- 01:01:56,921 --> 01:01:57,755
- Oh, hey.
- 1089
- 01:01:58,798 --> 01:01:59,716
- Hi.
- 1090
- 01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:01,759
- Am I gonna see you
- at pageant practice today?
- 1091
- 01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:03,511
- Um...
- 1092
- 01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:05,263
- No, I got to work.
- 1093
- 01:02:06,347 --> 01:02:07,724
- - Hi, Bo.
- - Hey.
- 1094
- 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:09,434
- Hungry?
- 1095
- 01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:12,520
- - Yeah. What do you recommend?
- - She's the one who did the magic.
- 1096
- 01:02:12,603 --> 01:02:14,105
- That's right, she was.
- 1097
- 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:17,984
- - I have to get that.
- - Okay.
- 1098
- 01:02:19,068 --> 01:02:21,779
- - She's that magic...
- - I need... I'll be back in a minute.
- 1099
- 01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:23,364
- Have you guys decided what you want?
- 1100
- 01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:38,254
- Everything okay?
- 1101
- 01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:44,427
- Yeah.
- 1102
- 01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:49,307
- I think that's the first time
- 1103
- 01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:51,684
- I've ever heard you
- give a one-word answer to anything.
- 1104
- 01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:53,978
- Mmm.
- 1105
- 01:02:54,687 --> 01:02:56,105
- All right, look.
- 1106
- 01:02:57,273 --> 01:02:59,859
- You've been kind of hard to pin down,
- so I'm just gonna tell you.
- 1107
- 01:03:01,819 --> 01:03:02,820
- I like you, Will.
- 1108
- 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:07,325
- Why?
- 1109
- 01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,036
- Why what?
- 1110
- 01:03:10,995 --> 01:03:11,913
- What about Bekah?
- 1111
- 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:14,123
- Bekah?
- 1112
- 01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:16,000
- What about Bekah?
- 1113
- 01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:17,960
- She asked me to a dance?
- That's it.
- 1114
- 01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:20,296
- And I didn't go.
- I don't like Bekah like that.
- 1115
- 01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:21,547
- I don't...
- 1116
- 01:03:21,839 --> 01:03:23,257
- I-I don't understand.
- 1117
- 01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:25,176
- Well...
- 1118
- 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:27,261
- - It's pretty simple.
- - No.
- 1119
- 01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:29,222
- No, it's not, 'cause you and I...
- 1120
- 01:03:29,430 --> 01:03:31,808
- we don't work together
- in the real world, Bo.
- 1121
- 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,143
- You're supposed to be
- with someone like Bekah.
- 1122
- 01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:36,687
- What are you talking about?
- 1123
- 01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:37,814
- Oh, my God.
- 1124
- 01:03:38,397 --> 01:03:40,233
- I'm talking about this.
- 1125
- 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,069
- How are you missing this?
- 1126
- 01:03:43,152 --> 01:03:45,822
- Do you not know what it would be like
- to be with me?
- 1127
- 01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:48,407
- Never took you for the type
- that cares much what people think.
- 1128
- 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:49,492
- I can't, Bo.
- 1129
- 01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:52,703
- - And that might make me a coward, but I--
- - It does.
- 1130
- 01:03:55,581 --> 01:03:56,749
- Willowdean Dickson.
- 1131
- 01:03:58,334 --> 01:03:59,710
- I think you're beautiful.
- 1132
- 01:04:01,587 --> 01:04:05,383
- To hell with anyone else
- who's ever made you feel less than that.
- 1133
- 01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:15,184
- Doesn't really matter what I think,
- does it?
- 1134
- 01:04:29,782 --> 01:04:30,616
- Mmm.
- 1135
- 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:31,701
- A little more.
- 1136
- 01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:34,036
- Yeah. Let's try it again.
- Come on, come on.
- 1137
- 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,289
- - Let's try it one more time.
- - Okay. Okay. Okay.
- 1138
- 01:04:36,372 --> 01:04:38,833
- One foot in front of the other
- sets the ocean in motion.
- 1139
- 01:04:38,916 --> 01:04:40,668
- Hey, it's Will.
- Leave a message.
- 1140
- 01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:41,919
- There you go, girl. That's it.
- 1141
- 01:04:42,336 --> 01:04:43,588
- Where are you?
- 1142
- 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,256
- You told us to meet you here.
- 1143
- 01:04:46,048 --> 01:04:47,466
- Answer your damn phone.
- 1144
- 01:06:18,182 --> 01:06:21,018
- ♪ Here you come again ♪
- 1145
- 01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:28,567
- ♪ Just when I am about to make it work
- Without you ♪
- 1146
- 01:06:47,586 --> 01:06:49,797
- ♪ All you gotta do ♪
- 1147
- 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:53,009
- ♪ Is smile that smile ♪
- 1148
- 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:58,347
- ♪ And there go all my grimaces ♪
- 1149
- 01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:01,434
- ♪ Just leave it up to you ♪
- 1150
- 01:07:01,517 --> 01:07:04,603
- ♪ And in a little while ♪
- 1151
- 01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:07,690
- ♪ You're messing up my mind ♪
- 1152
- 01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:10,860
- ♪ And filling up my senses ♪
- 1153
- 01:07:10,943 --> 01:07:12,278
- Willowdean, wake up.
- 1154
- 01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,405
- Willowdean...
- 1155
- 01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,338
- 'Bout time.
- 1156
- 01:08:13,255 --> 01:08:14,298
- I'm not prepared.
- 1157
- 01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:15,966
- We have ten days.
- 1158
- 01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:18,427
- This is gonna be a total disaster.
- 1159
- 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,387
- I'm kind of counting on it.
- 1160
- 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:50,417
- Welcome back to The Hideaway, girls.
- 1161
- 01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:55,631
- We'll find something else here.
- 1162
- 01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:57,466
- All right, my little ladybugs,
- 1163
- 01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:00,553
- are you ready to find out what it takes
- to be a real pageant queen?
- 1164
- 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:05,641
- - It's just a muumuu, right?
- - Would you put those down?
- 1165
- 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:07,101
- This muumuu has a slit.
- 1166
- 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,899
- ♪ People always coming up to me
- And asking... ♪
- 1167
- 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:16,569
- Oh, yes. Yes.
- 1168
- 01:09:19,446 --> 01:09:20,656
- Yes.
- 1169
- 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,867
- Fashion diva, no.
- 1170
- 01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:24,076
- What about these?
- 1171
- 01:09:26,036 --> 01:09:26,871
- No.
- 1172
- 01:09:27,913 --> 01:09:29,165
- If you're gonna do it...
- 1173
- 01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:32,459
- you do it in a red pair of shoes.
- 1174
- 01:09:33,794 --> 01:09:38,007
- ♪ To offer up a few words of advice ♪
- 1175
- 01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:40,801
- ♪ You better get to livin', givin' ♪
- 1176
- 01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:42,011
- I love it!
- 1177
- 01:09:42,636 --> 01:09:44,346
- - Don't smile, you'll get wrinkles.
- - Ew.
- 1178
- 01:09:45,806 --> 01:09:47,975
- Whoo, girlfriend.
- 1179
- 01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:50,561
- ♪ You better get to knowin', showin' ♪
- 1180
- 01:09:51,103 --> 01:09:52,271
- Yes!
- 1181
- 01:09:54,106 --> 01:09:57,026
- ♪ Just a word unto the wise ♪
- 1182
- 01:09:57,484 --> 01:09:58,569
- Strike a pose.
- 1183
- 01:10:00,237 --> 01:10:01,071
- Girl.
- 1184
- 01:10:01,405 --> 01:10:03,073
- Oh, wow.
- 1185
- 01:10:03,949 --> 01:10:05,284
- That's awesome.
- 1186
- 01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:07,411
- ♪ He's high and mighty ♪
- 1187
- 01:10:07,745 --> 01:10:08,746
- I like those.
- 1188
- 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,624
- Remember that all things
- are not as they seem.
- 1189
- 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,292
- And pull.
- 1190
- 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,252
- Pull.
- 1191
- 01:10:15,336 --> 01:10:17,004
- Don't be afraid of it.
- There you go.
- 1192
- 01:10:17,087 --> 01:10:19,548
- It's all right, it gets stuck sometimes.
- 1193
- 01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:22,676
- And that's why we can't have nice things.
- 1194
- 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:26,889
- Okay.
- 1195
- 01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:29,058
- - No, it's not okay.
- - Okay.
- 1196
- 01:10:29,141 --> 01:10:32,311
- Number one, chin up.
- Ain't nothing down there but just a penny.
- 1197
- 01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,813
- One, two, three, slap your skirt.
- 1198
- 01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,065
- - Yes, queen.
- - Slap.
- 1199
- 01:10:36,148 --> 01:10:37,358
- My mom is gonna hate it.
- 1200
- 01:10:38,442 --> 01:10:40,736
- One, two, yes, girls.
- 1201
- 01:10:40,819 --> 01:10:42,529
- Five, six, seven.
- 1202
- 01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,406
- You gonna work on it.
- Yes, girl.
- 1203
- 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:46,367
- - I have a suggestion.
- - Oh, come on. Come on.
- 1204
- 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:49,787
- If you shake your ta-tas,
- you will hear the ra-ras, okay?
- 1205
- 01:10:49,870 --> 01:10:53,249
- So just add some to it.
- Hey, like this.
- 1206
- 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,126
- Hey, be careful now.
- 1207
- 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:59,380
- Two, three, four, five, six. Go, girl!
- 1208
- 01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:00,631
- Rock...
- 1209
- 01:11:00,714 --> 01:11:01,757
- that...
- 1210
- 01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:03,300
- auditorium.
- 1211
- 01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:07,930
- So, what do you see for me?
- 1212
- 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:10,933
- I see a fitted bodice.
- 1213
- 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,644
- Sequins flowing down to the ground.
- 1214
- 01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:19,608
- As you walk, a feathered collar
- is lifted by a mystical breeze.
- 1215
- 01:11:21,735 --> 01:11:23,862
- You got to see it
- in here first, baby girl.
- 1216
- 01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:26,949
- Here.
- 1217
- 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:30,494
- Okay.
- 1218
- 01:11:30,577 --> 01:11:33,539
- ♪ Get to livin' ♪
- 1219
- 01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:39,128
- Willowdean, rise and shine.
- Today is the big day.
- 1220
- 01:11:39,753 --> 01:11:40,838
- Okay.
- 1221
- 01:12:13,662 --> 01:12:14,705
- You're late.
- 1222
- 01:12:14,788 --> 01:12:17,207
- Well, I told Lee I needed
- my wardrobe by noon,
- 1223
- 01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:20,753
- and he said, "I'm a designer,
- sugar plum, not a magician."
- 1224
- 01:12:20,836 --> 01:12:23,172
- But everybody's been approved
- except for you.
- 1225
- 01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:25,215
- I had to bring backups.
- 1226
- 01:12:25,632 --> 01:12:27,426
- Okay, so, remember,
- 1227
- 01:12:27,843 --> 01:12:30,846
- speak clearly 'cause you never get
- a second chance at a first impression.
- 1228
- 01:12:30,929 --> 01:12:33,515
- Be brief 'cause it shows
- a sign of confidence.
- 1229
- 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:36,477
- And avoid using "like" and "um"
- 'cause it makes us sound ignorant.
- 1230
- 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,895
- And speak from experience
- 1231
- 01:12:37,978 --> 01:12:40,356
- 'cause it shows you've lived a life
- worth paying attention to.
- 1232
- 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:42,608
- Those are all Rosie-isms.
- 1233
- 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,694
- Oh, public speaking makes me want to barf.
- 1234
- 01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:46,904
- Okay.
- 1235
- 01:12:47,237 --> 01:12:48,697
- Come on, tough guy.
- 1236
- 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,076
- Yeah!
- 1237
- 01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:55,788
- Hello?
- 1238
- 01:12:56,163 --> 01:13:00,876
- Good morning, girls,
- and welcome to the preliminary event.
- 1239
- 01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:06,215
- I would like to introduce to you
- your esteemed panel of judges.
- 1240
- 01:13:06,298 --> 01:13:10,177
- Miss Tabitha Herrera from Tabitha Salons,
- 1241
- 01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:13,055
- elevating hair for over two decades.
- 1242
- 01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:16,100
- And Mr. Clay Dooley
- 1243
- 01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:17,684
- of Clay Dooley Chevy,
- 1244
- 01:13:17,768 --> 01:13:19,895
- where value meets quality.
- 1245
- 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:23,357
- And Burgundy Herrer.
- 1246
- 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:26,193
- Once a Miss Teen herself,
- 1247
- 01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:29,655
- who now graces the halls of Century 21.
- 1248
- 01:13:33,117 --> 01:13:36,370
- So I will hand it over now to our judges
- 1249
- 01:13:36,453 --> 01:13:40,958
- who will be randomly selecting names
- and questions for our contestants.
- 1250
- 01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:42,334
- Thank you.
- 1251
- 01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,382
- Miss Willowdean Dickson.
- 1252
- 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:54,388
- You got this.
- 1253
- 01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:57,266
- Okay.
- 1254
- 01:14:10,070 --> 01:14:12,281
- Our question for you today is...
- 1255
- 01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:15,075
- How would you define loyalty?
- 1256
- 01:14:18,579 --> 01:14:19,413
- Um...
- 1257
- 01:14:20,372 --> 01:14:21,540
- Loyalty.
- 1258
- 01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:29,715
- Loyalty means never giving up on someone,
- 1259
- 01:14:29,923 --> 01:14:31,800
- even through doubts and differences.
- 1260
- 01:14:32,217 --> 01:14:33,510
- It's a noun...
- 1261
- 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,345
- with action,
- 1262
- 01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:38,307
- fueled by shared experiences,
- 1263
- 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:40,392
- which are memorable,
- 1264
- 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,227
- meaningful,
- 1265
- 01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:44,480
- and irreplaceable.
- 1266
- 01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:48,650
- But loyalty isn't blind love.
- 1267
- 01:14:50,694 --> 01:14:52,404
- It shouldn't be taken for granted.
- 1268
- 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,491
- Loyalty means telling someone
- 1269
- 01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:57,993
- when they're wrong when no one else will.
- 1270
- 01:14:59,453 --> 01:15:02,915
- And loyalty means apologizing
- when you're wrong,
- 1271
- 01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:05,751
- because of the trust
- you've built over time.
- 1272
- 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,051
- Loyalty is true friendship.
- 1273
- 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,683
- Thank you, Miss Dickson.
- 1274
- 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,238
- Ladies, please find the station
- with your name on it.
- 1275
- 01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:37,324
- - Where's my name, where is it?
- - Get yourselves settled.
- 1276
- 01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:38,408
- Oh, there it is.
- 1277
- 01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,410
- If you have any questions,
- I'm here to help.
- 1278
- 01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:47,668
- All right, girls.
- We have the space.
- 1279
- 01:15:50,837 --> 01:15:51,922
- It's just a word.
- 1280
- 01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:55,008
- It doesn't mean anything
- unless you let it, but...
- 1281
- 01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:57,719
- if it hurts you, it hurts me.
- 1282
- 01:15:58,554 --> 01:15:59,596
- I'm sorry.
- 1283
- 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:00,639
- Me too.
- 1284
- 01:16:01,139 --> 01:16:03,684
- I was wrong to think you weren't built
- for the revolution.
- 1285
- 01:16:03,767 --> 01:16:04,810
- Damn straight.
- 1286
- 01:16:04,893 --> 01:16:07,312
- This booty can do more damage
- than you think.
- 1287
- 01:16:13,610 --> 01:16:15,070
- I missed you.
- 1288
- 01:16:15,153 --> 01:16:16,989
- Oh, and I missed you, too.
- 1289
- 01:16:17,823 --> 01:16:21,034
- I'm sorry.
- I really do want to stop judging.
- 1290
- 01:16:22,035 --> 01:16:24,371
- I promise. I just...
- 1291
- 01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:27,499
- I know everyone has their own story.
- 1292
- 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,793
- Even Callie.
- 1293
- 01:16:30,085 --> 01:16:32,713
- And if you guys wanna be friends,
- I understand--
- 1294
- 01:16:32,796 --> 01:16:34,965
- Okay. Willowdean Opal Dickson.
- 1295
- 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:39,136
- You are my best friend,
- and you always will be.
- 1296
- 01:16:40,887 --> 01:16:43,557
- You're not still doing
- that sketchy water bottle trick, are you?
- 1297
- 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:46,435
- Hey, I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
- 1298
- 01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:50,689
- Although, I sure could use your help
- in pulling them off.
- 1299
- 01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:54,901
- - Well, viva la revolucion, baby.
- - Oh, I missed you!
- 1300
- 01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:55,944
- I missed you!
- 1301
- 01:16:56,028 --> 01:17:01,825
- ♪ Like a fool, I'm holding on
- To you-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
- 1302
- 01:17:01,908 --> 01:17:04,620
- ♪ You-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
- 1303
- 01:17:04,995 --> 01:17:06,872
- ♪ Like a fool, I'm holding on to you ♪
- 1304
- 01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:09,416
- Hope you got your tickets
- for tonight's sold-out event,
- 1305
- 01:17:09,499 --> 01:17:11,501
- the 85th annual
- Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant.
- 1306
- 01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:13,378
- Who is gonna be crowned
- this year's winner?
- 1307
- 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:15,839
- I'll be your host, Eugene Reed.
- See you tonight.
- 1308
- 01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:17,966
- - Bye.
- - Bye.
- 1309
- 01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:19,593
- See you later at the show.
- 1310
- 01:17:19,968 --> 01:17:21,219
- Okay. Bye.
- 1311
- 01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:28,560
- Hi.
- 1312
- 01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:39,154
- Is everything okay?
- 1313
- 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:42,866
- Well, you were right.
- 1314
- 01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:46,370
- I never really got to know...
- 1315
- 01:17:47,412 --> 01:17:48,664
- all of who she was.
- 1316
- 01:17:53,126 --> 01:17:54,836
- I don't-- I don't understand this.
- 1317
- 01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:02,969
- I mean, Lucy was the most confident.
- 1318
- 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:07,057
- Her confidence...
- 1319
- 01:18:07,724 --> 01:18:08,767
- scared me.
- 1320
- 01:18:10,143 --> 01:18:11,478
- I just can't imagine...
- 1321
- 01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:15,065
- her to want to do something
- and not do it.
- 1322
- 01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:21,154
- Oh...
- 1323
- 01:18:22,447 --> 01:18:23,740
- But the dress.
- 1324
- 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:28,078
- The year that I won the pageant,
- 1325
- 01:18:28,412 --> 01:18:29,788
- we didn't have any money...
- 1326
- 01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:31,873
- to get me a new dress.
- 1327
- 01:18:32,999 --> 01:18:33,959
- So Lucy...
- 1328
- 01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:38,880
- helped me find one, very last minute,
- at the thrift store.
- 1329
- 01:18:38,964 --> 01:18:40,966
- And she...
- 1330
- 01:18:41,466 --> 01:18:43,844
- just insisted...
- 1331
- 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,179
- on staying up all night
- 1332
- 01:18:46,930 --> 01:18:49,808
- to work on it, even though I told her,
- I said, "It's fine.
- 1333
- 01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:52,185
- It's fine. It fits fine.
- 1334
- 01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:55,313
- No one's gonna notice
- a few missing sequins."
- 1335
- 01:18:56,314 --> 01:18:57,357
- I said that.
- 1336
- 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:03,905
- And the next morning...
- 1337
- 01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:07,159
- when she handed it back to me, she said,
- 1338
- 01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:09,953
- "In life...
- 1339
- 01:19:11,204 --> 01:19:13,582
- the difference
- between winning and losing...
- 1340
- 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:16,585
- is all in the details."
- 1341
- 01:19:20,505 --> 01:19:21,673
- That was her.
- 1342
- 01:19:26,553 --> 01:19:27,888
- Lucy taught me that.
- 1343
- 01:19:30,974 --> 01:19:32,726
- You never told me that before.
- 1344
- 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:41,401
- Where are they?
- 1345
- 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:44,529
- They?
- 1346
- 01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:49,117
- Her-- the boxes. Lucy's boxes.
- Where are they?
- 1347
- 01:19:49,576 --> 01:19:50,535
- Oh...
- 1348
- 01:19:52,245 --> 01:19:54,456
- Well... I donated 'em.
- 1349
- 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:05,008
- Oh.
- 1350
- 01:20:05,258 --> 01:20:07,385
- I think I gave too much of her away.
- 1351
- 01:20:15,101 --> 01:20:15,977
- Ooh.
- 1352
- 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:27,823
- Mom?
- 1353
- 01:20:34,371 --> 01:20:36,540
- Okay, girls, opening numbers.
- 1354
- 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:40,585
- Costumes, hats, boots.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- 1355
- 01:20:44,047 --> 01:20:45,048
- Millie!
- 1356
- 01:20:47,467 --> 01:20:50,595
- Millicent Amethyst Mitchellchuck!
- 1357
- 01:20:53,348 --> 01:20:54,349
- What's up?
- 1358
- 01:20:54,432 --> 01:20:55,684
- I'm not sure.
- 1359
- 01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:56,977
- Oh.
- 1360
- 01:20:57,310 --> 01:20:59,312
- - Oh what?
- - She doesn't know. Remember?
- 1361
- 01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:02,440
- You lied to me? You just lied?
- 1362
- 01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:04,568
- You lied straight to my face?
- 1363
- 01:21:04,943 --> 01:21:06,570
- You-- Needlepoint Club?
- 1364
- 01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,571
- Sorry.
- 1365
- 01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:08,989
- Is this who you are?
- 1366
- 01:21:13,493 --> 01:21:14,911
- - But...
- - What?
- 1367
- 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,914
- You were wrong
- for saying no when I asked.
- 1368
- 01:21:18,623 --> 01:21:21,042
- I get that you were just trying
- to protect me,
- 1369
- 01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:24,212
- but sometimes I need you to support me.
- 1370
- 01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:27,716
- All right, well, that is private,
- and we will discuss that in the car
- 1371
- 01:21:27,799 --> 01:21:28,967
- on the way home.
- 1372
- 01:21:29,384 --> 01:21:30,927
- No, Mrs. Mitchellchuck?
- 1373
- 01:21:31,219 --> 01:21:32,053
- Um...
- 1374
- 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,388
- Millie has to compete.
- 1375
- 01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:36,975
- She's worked so hard for this
- and she really deserves it.
- 1376
- 01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:38,810
- She's not fragile.
- 1377
- 01:21:39,352 --> 01:21:41,938
- She's got this thick skin
- you wouldn't even expect.
- 1378
- 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:46,818
- And you know she's been dreaming of doing
- the pageant since she was eight years old.
- 1379
- 01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:49,029
- Is that true?
- 1380
- 01:21:51,531 --> 01:21:54,910
- There's nothing in the rules
- that says big girls need not apply.
- 1381
- 01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:05,795
- I have one thing to say to you.
- 1382
- 01:22:14,429 --> 01:22:15,639
- How much wood...
- 1383
- 01:22:17,098 --> 01:22:18,975
- could a Mitchellchuck chuck...
- 1384
- 01:22:19,976 --> 01:22:22,354
- if a Mitchellchuck could chuck wood?
- 1385
- 01:22:23,855 --> 01:22:26,608
- As much wood
- as a Mitchellchuck could chuck
- 1386
- 01:22:26,691 --> 01:22:28,944
- if a Mitchellchuck could chuck wood.
- 1387
- 01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:32,405
- Okay.
- 1388
- 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:35,158
- I'm sorry, but you can't lie to me.
- You just cannot.
- 1389
- 01:22:35,241 --> 01:22:37,369
- - I won't, Mama.
- - Is that a yes?
- 1390
- 01:22:38,036 --> 01:22:38,995
- Yes, it's a yes.
- 1391
- 01:22:40,997 --> 01:22:41,915
- Come on.
- 1392
- 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:43,667
- A question.
- 1393
- 01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:46,211
- Who the heck did your hair and makeup?
- 1394
- 01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:48,254
- Oh, it's a long story, Mom.
- 1395
- 01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:50,757
- - I'll tell you later.
- - I don't wanna know.
- 1396
- 01:22:52,884 --> 01:22:54,761
- I'm very excited.
- 1397
- 01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:59,140
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- it is my honor
- 1398
- 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:04,145
- to welcome you to Clover City's
- 85th annual Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant.
- 1399
- 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:07,273
- Please put your hands together
- for this year's contestants.
- 1400
- 01:23:23,873 --> 01:23:24,791
- That was nice.
- 1401
- 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:19,971
- Thank you!
- 1402
- 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,347
- And let's get a round of applause
- 1403
- 01:24:21,431 --> 01:24:24,476
- for these lovely, beautiful,
- coordinated contestants.
- 1404
- 01:24:24,976 --> 01:24:27,062
- Let's give it up to Miss Rosie Dickson
- 1405
- 01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:29,856
- and her beautiful homage
- to this year's theme:
- 1406
- 01:24:30,273 --> 01:24:31,900
- Texas, ain't she grand?
- 1407
- 01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:35,153
- She is grand, Rosie, and so are you.
- 1408
- 01:24:35,236 --> 01:24:37,155
- And a good kisser.
- Hah! Just kidding.
- 1409
- 01:24:37,781 --> 01:24:38,615
- Ain't she?
- 1410
- 01:24:38,948 --> 01:24:40,658
- Yes, she is. Once again...
- 1411
- 01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:43,161
- Okay, girls. Lifestyle and fitness.
- 1412
- 01:24:43,244 --> 01:24:44,412
- Let's take our places.
- 1413
- 01:24:44,662 --> 01:24:47,373
- Make sure your tapes
- are in the right places, ladies.
- 1414
- 01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:53,713
- Everyone gets a Chevy
- here tonight. Hah! Just kidding.
- 1415
- 01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:59,427
- And now, on to our next event,
- 1416
- 01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:01,179
- health and fitness.
- 1417
- 01:25:01,262 --> 01:25:04,224
- Please welcome Miss Bekah Colter.
- 1418
- 01:25:12,732 --> 01:25:17,237
- Okay. In 1971, Dolly's seventh single
- as a solo artist,
- 1419
- 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,531
- written the same year
- as "Nickels and Dimes".
- 1420
- 01:25:20,406 --> 01:25:21,241
- Mmm-mmm.
- 1421
- 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:23,952
- "It's All Wrong, But It's All Right."
- 1422
- 01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:25,620
- Now let's do this.
- 1423
- 01:25:29,415 --> 01:25:31,126
- Miss Willowdean Dickson.
- 1424
- 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:41,052
- Oh, and along with Miss Ellen Dryver.
- 1425
- 01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:44,430
- I'm not quite sure what's going on here,
- ladies and gentlemen.
- 1426
- 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:48,601
- - That is so cool.
- - Yeah.
- 1427
- 01:25:58,653 --> 01:26:00,655
- Yes. Yes.
- 1428
- 01:26:03,825 --> 01:26:06,870
- I've never seen anything
- like this before, ladies and gentlemen,
- 1429
- 01:26:06,953 --> 01:26:08,329
- but the crowd sure loves it.
- 1430
- 01:26:20,925 --> 01:26:22,802
- Weren't those girls amazing?
- 1431
- 01:26:24,637 --> 01:26:27,223
- And now, Miss Hannah Perez.
- 1432
- 01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:30,685
- Just so we're clear,
- I'm doing this for me, not for them.
- 1433
- 01:26:31,769 --> 01:26:32,937
- You go, girl.
- 1434
- 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:51,122
- Miss Millicent Mitchellchuck.
- 1435
- 01:26:53,666 --> 01:26:55,335
- All right, Millie!
- 1436
- 01:27:04,093 --> 01:27:06,179
- Whoa.
- 1437
- 01:27:06,930 --> 01:27:07,972
- Millie!
- 1438
- 01:27:12,477 --> 01:27:13,978
- That's my daughter.
- What?
- 1439
- 01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:16,189
- - That's yours?
- - Uh-huh.
- 1440
- 01:27:17,607 --> 01:27:18,691
- That's her daughter.
- 1441
- 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:20,151
- - What?
- - That's Millie's mom.
- 1442
- 01:27:20,860 --> 01:27:24,155
- Now please welcome the talents
- of Miss Callie Reyes
- 1443
- 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:26,574
- and her special guest, Miss Precious.
- 1444
- 01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:30,870
- It's all in the wrist.
- Sweep, sweep, swipe, swipe, swipe.
- 1445
- 01:27:31,204 --> 01:27:32,163
- Bless her heart.
- 1446
- 01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:33,539
- You're a natural.
- 1447
- 01:27:33,623 --> 01:27:36,584
- Oh, please, Miss Precious.
- You're a doll.
- 1448
- 01:27:40,546 --> 01:27:42,840
- Our next talent contestant will be...
- 1449
- 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,676
- Miss Willowdean Dickson,
- 1450
- 01:27:44,759 --> 01:27:46,803
- here to delight you with a magic trick.
- 1451
- 01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:48,096
- Watch this.
- 1452
- 01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:04,112
- ♪ Here you come again ♪
- 1453
- 01:28:05,822 --> 01:28:10,076
- ♪ Just when I've begun
- To get myself together ♪
- 1454
- 01:28:10,159 --> 01:28:12,287
- ♪ You waltz right in the door ♪
- 1455
- 01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:14,497
- ♪ Just like you've done before ♪
- 1456
- 01:28:14,956 --> 01:28:19,669
- ♪ And wrap my heart
- Round your little finger ♪
- 1457
- 01:28:20,795 --> 01:28:22,922
- ♪ Here you come again ♪
- 1458
- 01:28:24,841 --> 01:28:29,012
- ♪ Just when I'm about
- To make it work without you ♪
- 1459
- 01:28:29,095 --> 01:28:31,139
- ♪ You look into my eyes ♪
- 1460
- 01:28:31,222 --> 01:28:33,516
- ♪ And lie those pretty lies ♪
- 1461
- 01:28:33,599 --> 01:28:38,104
- ♪ And pretty soon I'm wondering
- How I came here without you ♪
- 1462
- 01:28:38,604 --> 01:28:40,106
- ♪ All you gotta do ♪
- 1463
- 01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:41,607
- Oh, my.
- 1464
- 01:28:41,691 --> 01:28:42,859
- ♪ Is smile that smile ♪
- 1465
- 01:28:42,942 --> 01:28:46,696
- ♪ And there go all my defenses ♪
- 1466
- 01:28:46,779 --> 01:28:48,948
- ♪ Just a little bit from you ♪
- 1467
- 01:28:49,032 --> 01:28:51,534
- ♪ And in a little while ♪
- 1468
- 01:28:51,868 --> 01:28:53,870
- ♪ You're messing with my mind ♪
- 1469
- 01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:56,372
- ♪ And filling up my senses ♪
- 1470
- 01:29:01,794 --> 01:29:04,088
- ♪ Here you come again ♪
- 1471
- 01:29:05,673 --> 01:29:10,011
- ♪ Lookin' better than a body
- Has a right to ♪
- 1472
- 01:29:11,054 --> 01:29:12,347
- How did she do it?
- 1473
- 01:29:12,430 --> 01:29:13,723
- It's so neat.
- 1474
- 01:29:17,852 --> 01:29:21,606
- ♪ And here I go ♪
- 1475
- 01:29:22,732 --> 01:29:24,776
- ♪ Here I go ♪
- 1476
- 01:29:25,651 --> 01:29:26,569
- I like it.
- 1477
- 01:29:28,404 --> 01:29:31,366
- ♪ Here you come again ♪
- 1478
- 01:29:32,116 --> 01:29:33,493
- ♪ And here I go ♪
- 1479
- 01:29:33,576 --> 01:29:34,410
- Yeah!
- 1480
- 01:29:36,329 --> 01:29:38,581
- ♪ Here I go ♪
- 1481
- 01:29:47,298 --> 01:29:48,216
- Oh, God.
- 1482
- 01:29:49,258 --> 01:29:50,218
- Oh, my God.
- 1483
- 01:30:02,855 --> 01:30:04,899
- Oh, my God, she did so good.
- 1484
- 01:30:05,274 --> 01:30:06,984
- Oh. Oh.
- 1485
- 01:30:07,276 --> 01:30:08,945
- Thank you,
- Miss Willowdean Dickson,
- 1486
- 01:30:09,028 --> 01:30:10,988
- for that mesmerizing magic act.
- 1487
- 01:30:13,032 --> 01:30:15,284
- - That was amazing.
- - I feel like I gave birth.
- 1488
- 01:30:16,744 --> 01:30:21,416
- Our next talent contestant will be
- Miss Millicent Mitchellchuck,
- 1489
- 01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,419
- singing "High and Mighty"
- for you this evening.
- 1490
- 01:30:31,676 --> 01:30:34,554
- ♪ High and mighty ♪
- 1491
- 01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:38,182
- ♪ He is high and mighty ♪
- 1492
- 01:30:38,474 --> 01:30:40,685
- ♪ I believe ♪
- 1493
- 01:30:40,768 --> 01:30:44,897
- - ♪ I do believe ♪
- - She's incredible.
- 1494
- 01:30:45,314 --> 01:30:49,360
- ♪ That His love has ♪
- 1495
- 01:30:49,610 --> 01:30:52,864
- ♪ Set me ♪
- 1496
- 01:30:53,573 --> 01:30:55,158
- ♪ Free ♪
- 1497
- 01:30:55,241 --> 01:30:56,826
- ♪ I believe, I believe ♪
- 1498
- 01:30:56,909 --> 01:31:00,746
- ♪ I believe He is high and mighty ♪
- 1499
- 01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:03,374
- ♪ Oh, mighty is His power ♪
- 1500
- 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,168
- ♪ Mighty is His love ♪
- 1501
- 01:31:05,251 --> 01:31:08,421
- ♪ He is high and He's mighty ♪
- 1502
- 01:31:08,504 --> 01:31:10,131
- ♪ It's a wonderful feeling ♪
- 1503
- 01:31:10,506 --> 01:31:13,259
- Willowdean, Miss Dickson wants you
- in her dressing room.
- 1504
- 01:31:15,219 --> 01:31:17,889
- ♪ He said if I be lifted up ♪
- 1505
- 01:31:17,972 --> 01:31:19,015
- ♪ What did he say? ♪
- 1506
- 01:31:19,098 --> 01:31:21,642
- ♪ He said if I be lifted up ♪
- 1507
- 01:31:22,351 --> 01:31:25,271
- ♪ After holding on to me ♪
- 1508
- 01:31:25,855 --> 01:31:27,982
- ♪ Let's lift Him higher ♪
- 1509
- 01:31:28,065 --> 01:31:29,442
- ♪ Higher ♪
- 1510
- 01:31:29,775 --> 01:31:31,694
- ♪ Higher and higher each day ♪
- 1511
- 01:31:32,987 --> 01:31:34,739
- ♪ 'Cause He is high ♪
- 1512
- 01:31:34,822 --> 01:31:39,202
- ♪ And He's mighty ♪
- 1513
- 01:31:39,494 --> 01:31:43,998
- ♪ And He has washed my ♪
- 1514
- 01:31:44,290 --> 01:31:51,130
- ♪ Sins away ♪
- 1515
- 01:31:51,380 --> 01:31:57,512
- ♪ He is high and He's mighty ♪
- 1516
- 01:31:58,930 --> 01:31:59,764
- Yeah!
- 1517
- 01:32:04,310 --> 01:32:05,937
- That was beautiful!
- 1518
- 01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:08,189
- - Amazing!
- - Yeah!
- 1519
- 01:32:13,319 --> 01:32:14,445
- We love you!
- 1520
- 01:32:19,116 --> 01:32:20,159
- I can't believe it!
- 1521
- 01:32:20,910 --> 01:32:22,245
- I can't believe I did it.
- 1522
- 01:32:22,328 --> 01:32:24,121
- It was so good, it was so good.
- 1523
- 01:32:24,205 --> 01:32:27,333
- - Really? Oh, man, that was incredible.
- - Really. It was so good.
- 1524
- 01:32:31,712 --> 01:32:32,588
- Come in.
- 1525
- 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:43,641
- Wow.
- 1526
- 01:32:44,850 --> 01:32:45,726
- That was...
- 1527
- 01:32:46,644 --> 01:32:48,396
- That was truly a surprise.
- 1528
- 01:32:51,065 --> 01:32:51,941
- Thanks.
- 1529
- 01:32:54,527 --> 01:32:56,696
- I'm so proud.
- 1530
- 01:32:59,198 --> 01:33:00,992
- Lucy would've been so proud.
- 1531
- 01:33:05,288 --> 01:33:09,667
- But my talent wardrobe was not approved,
- nor was my song.
- 1532
- 01:33:10,126 --> 01:33:11,419
- And, full disclosure,
- 1533
- 01:33:11,502 --> 01:33:13,713
- neither was the formal
- I was about to put on.
- 1534
- 01:33:15,047 --> 01:33:17,300
- Technicalities, but...
- 1535
- 01:33:17,383 --> 01:33:21,137
- "Any changes made
- beyond minor modifications after approvals
- 1536
- 01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:23,764
- will result
- in immediate disqualification," I know.
- 1537
- 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:26,642
- Preparation.
- 1538
- 01:33:27,143 --> 01:33:28,269
- It's key.
- 1539
- 01:33:29,854 --> 01:33:32,773
- Can I just do the final walk?
- Not to compete, just to finish?
- 1540
- 01:33:32,857 --> 01:33:33,733
- No.
- 1541
- 01:33:34,358 --> 01:33:35,860
- I wish I could.
- 1542
- 01:33:35,943 --> 01:33:37,194
- I wish I could, honey,
- 1543
- 01:33:37,278 --> 01:33:39,322
- but that wouldn't be fair
- to the other girls.
- 1544
- 01:33:39,405 --> 01:33:41,574
- Me making an exception for my daughter?
- 1545
- 01:33:42,950 --> 01:33:44,368
- I'm sorry, Dumplin'.
- 1546
- 01:33:44,952 --> 01:33:46,162
- Oh, shoot!
- 1547
- 01:33:47,330 --> 01:33:50,207
- And you hate it when I call you that.
- I will-- I'm sorry.
- 1548
- 01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:53,044
- - Mom.
- - I will try, I promise.
- 1549
- 01:33:53,127 --> 01:33:54,337
- It's fine.
- 1550
- 01:33:55,004 --> 01:33:56,130
- It's just a word.
- 1551
- 01:33:57,548 --> 01:33:58,799
- I am Dumplin'.
- 1552
- 01:33:59,091 --> 01:34:00,676
- - Will...
- - I am Will.
- 1553
- 01:34:01,260 --> 01:34:04,013
- I am Willowdean, I'm-- I'm a beauty queen.
- 1554
- 01:34:04,221 --> 01:34:05,890
- I'm disqualified.
- 1555
- 01:34:06,098 --> 01:34:07,099
- I'm all of it.
- 1556
- 01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:11,270
- Sorry to barge in.
- 1557
- 01:34:11,354 --> 01:34:13,981
- Tim is stuck in the bathroom
- with food poisoning.
- 1558
- 01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:16,192
- My escort is green.
- I don't know what I'm going to do.
- 1559
- 01:34:16,275 --> 01:34:18,069
- Well, I'm disqualified,
- so you can take mine.
- 1560
- 01:34:18,152 --> 01:34:19,987
- He's sitting near the front
- with the drag queen.
- 1561
- 01:34:20,071 --> 01:34:21,864
- - Wait, what?
- - Disqualified?
- 1562
- 01:34:21,947 --> 01:34:24,158
- Then I'm out too.
- I'm not doing this without you.
- 1563
- 01:34:24,241 --> 01:34:26,118
- - Elle.
- - Well, wait, wait.
- 1564
- 01:34:26,702 --> 01:34:27,536
- Wait, wait.
- 1565
- 01:34:28,412 --> 01:34:29,246
- Okay.
- 1566
- 01:34:30,331 --> 01:34:34,043
- Nowhere in the bylaws
- does it say that a...
- 1567
- 01:34:34,627 --> 01:34:39,298
- disqualified contestant
- cannot escort a fellow contestant.
- 1568
- 01:34:40,549 --> 01:34:41,425
- Right?
- 1569
- 01:34:42,385 --> 01:34:44,553
- Okay, I'll go tell Tim.
- He'll be so relieved.
- 1570
- 01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:45,638
- Okay.
- 1571
- 01:34:46,305 --> 01:34:48,641
- Oh, wait! Honey, will you please zip me
- before you go?
- 1572
- 01:34:48,724 --> 01:34:49,558
- Mm-hmm.
- 1573
- 01:34:50,267 --> 01:34:51,644
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1574
- 01:34:55,022 --> 01:34:57,149
- - Okay, pull down.
- - Okay. Pull down.
- 1575
- 01:34:58,567 --> 01:35:01,153
- Oh, is it right at that--
- at that seam?
- 1576
- 01:35:01,487 --> 01:35:03,906
- - Maybe.
- - Oh, no. What is happening?
- 1577
- 01:35:03,989 --> 01:35:05,032
- Uh, well...
- 1578
- 01:35:07,535 --> 01:35:08,369
- - What?
- - Mom...
- 1579
- 01:35:08,452 --> 01:35:09,412
- What, what?
- 1580
- 01:35:09,954 --> 01:35:11,372
- - That's as far as it goes.
- - No.
- 1581
- 01:35:11,455 --> 01:35:13,499
- - Yeah.
- - No, uh-uh. No, no. Come on.
- 1582
- 01:35:13,916 --> 01:35:15,209
- Oh, gosh.
- 1583
- 01:35:15,751 --> 01:35:16,752
- - No.
- - No?
- 1584
- 01:35:16,836 --> 01:35:17,878
- - No.
- - No!
- 1585
- 01:35:18,838 --> 01:35:19,714
- Oh, no.
- 1586
- 01:35:20,506 --> 01:35:22,591
- Oh, no! Oh, no.
- 1587
- 01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,635
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 1588
- 01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:25,553
- No.
- 1589
- 01:35:26,303 --> 01:35:27,722
- I have to wear this dress.
- 1590
- 01:35:28,639 --> 01:35:29,765
- It's tradition.
- 1591
- 01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:32,518
- Oh, God.
- 1592
- 01:35:34,437 --> 01:35:35,980
- I did not bring a backup.
- 1593
- 01:35:36,981 --> 01:35:38,983
- Preparation is key.
- 1594
- 01:35:39,817 --> 01:35:40,651
- I have an idea.
- 1595
- 01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:43,362
- I'm-- I'm just gonna be five minutes,
- but you have to trust me.
- 1596
- 01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:44,655
- Oh. Well...
- 1597
- 01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:46,282
- What are you gonna do?
- 1598
- 01:35:46,365 --> 01:35:47,283
- Oh, gosh.
- 1599
- 01:35:47,366 --> 01:35:48,909
- Oh!
- 1600
- 01:35:50,077 --> 01:35:51,620
- Oh, gosh.
- 1601
- 01:36:33,746 --> 01:36:34,789
- Oh.
- 1602
- 01:36:43,714 --> 01:36:44,715
- Lucy.
- 1603
- 01:36:51,388 --> 01:36:52,765
- No. Oh, God.
- 1604
- 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:54,642
- Oh, God.
- 1605
- 01:36:54,975 --> 01:36:56,519
- Oh, no. No.
- 1606
- 01:36:58,103 --> 01:36:59,897
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 1607
- 01:37:00,564 --> 01:37:01,398
- Oh, God.
- 1608
- 01:37:01,482 --> 01:37:03,150
- Oh. Oh, no.
- 1609
- 01:37:04,235 --> 01:37:05,069
- Oh, no.
- 1610
- 01:37:06,445 --> 01:37:07,947
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- 1611
- 01:37:11,116 --> 01:37:12,535
- Oh. Will.
- 1612
- 01:37:13,285 --> 01:37:14,119
- Oh.
- 1613
- 01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:20,417
- I heard you might need a little help.
- 1614
- 01:37:22,044 --> 01:37:25,172
- Come on, girls, hurry up.
- Time for formal. Let's go.
- 1615
- 01:37:28,425 --> 01:37:29,385
- Hello, guys.
- 1616
- 01:37:29,802 --> 01:37:31,971
- Who knew beauty pageants
- could be a team sport?
- 1617
- 01:37:32,054 --> 01:37:33,848
- - Well, I did.
- - Oh, shut up.
- 1618
- 01:37:36,433 --> 01:37:38,936
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- the moment y'all been waiting for.
- 1619
- 01:37:39,019 --> 01:37:41,647
- It's my pleasure
- to introduce your hostess,
- 1620
- 01:37:41,730 --> 01:37:44,483
- a lady whose elegance rivals her beauty.
- 1621
- 01:37:44,567 --> 01:37:48,195
- The ten-time winner of the Best Texas
- Pageant of the Year Award,
- 1622
- 01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:50,990
- and breaking with tradition
- on a night full of surprises,
- 1623
- 01:37:51,073 --> 01:37:53,826
- please welcome our favorite Bluebonnet.
- 1624
- 01:37:53,909 --> 01:37:57,788
- Put your hands together
- for Miss Rosie Dickson.
- 1625
- 01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:17,474
- This?
- 1626
- 01:38:17,558 --> 01:38:18,934
- You look great.
- 1627
- 01:38:28,569 --> 01:38:30,362
- Do I look that good in that dress?
- 1628
- 01:38:30,446 --> 01:38:31,280
- No.
- 1629
- 01:38:31,655 --> 01:38:32,907
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1630
- 01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:35,576
- it is my pleasure to introduce...
- Shade.
- 1631
- 01:38:35,659 --> 01:38:37,786
- ...our formal wear presentation.
- 1632
- 01:38:38,162 --> 01:38:41,874
- I would like to invite Miss Bekah Colter,
- 1633
- 01:38:41,957 --> 01:38:45,502
- escorted this evening by Mr. Bobby Nelson.
- 1634
- 01:38:48,714 --> 01:38:50,507
- Lucy may have gotten us into this,
- 1635
- 01:38:50,799 --> 01:38:52,718
- but what do you say we finish for us?
- 1636
- 01:38:52,801 --> 01:38:54,261
- Hell to the yes.
- 1637
- 01:38:56,764 --> 01:38:59,475
- Please welcome Miss Ellen Dryver,
- 1638
- 01:38:59,725 --> 01:39:04,563
- escorted this evening
- by Miss Willowdean Dickson.
- 1639
- 01:39:18,994 --> 01:39:20,079
- I don't believe it.
- 1640
- 01:39:24,375 --> 01:39:25,918
- You look so beautiful.
- 1641
- 01:39:26,001 --> 01:39:26,835
- Thank you.
- 1642
- 01:39:27,378 --> 01:39:28,337
- Thank you.
- 1643
- 01:39:37,930 --> 01:39:39,807
- Oh boy, what a night, huh?
- 1644
- 01:39:39,890 --> 01:39:42,810
- Please welcome Miss Callie Reyes,
- 1645
- 01:39:42,893 --> 01:39:46,146
- escorted this evening
- by Tristan Abbot Barnes.
- 1646
- 01:39:47,272 --> 01:39:49,566
- ...not only their grace,
- 1647
- 01:39:50,109 --> 01:39:53,445
- their talent, their intelligence...
- 1648
- 01:39:55,030 --> 01:39:56,407
- but their courage.
- 1649
- 01:40:00,494 --> 01:40:05,290
- So without further ado, it is time
- to announce the judges' results.
- 1650
- 01:40:05,916 --> 01:40:07,084
- Okay, girls.
- 1651
- 01:40:07,751 --> 01:40:09,586
- All right, Clover City,
- 1652
- 01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:12,965
- Miss Teen Bluebonnet second runner-up...
- 1653
- 01:40:14,049 --> 01:40:15,092
- Miss...
- 1654
- 01:40:15,175 --> 01:40:16,927
- Callie Reyes.
- 1655
- 01:40:19,930 --> 01:40:20,848
- Oh, my God.
- 1656
- 01:40:26,645 --> 01:40:27,604
- Thank you.
- 1657
- 01:40:33,444 --> 01:40:34,611
- Thank you.
- 1658
- 01:40:36,113 --> 01:40:37,072
- Gorgeous.
- 1659
- 01:40:37,489 --> 01:40:41,285
- Representing Clover City's
- Miss Teen Bluebonnet
- 1660
- 01:40:41,368 --> 01:40:42,953
- first runner-up...
- 1661
- 01:40:50,711 --> 01:40:53,130
- Miss Millicent Mitchellchuck.
- 1662
- 01:40:57,009 --> 01:40:57,885
- Yes!
- 1663
- 01:40:58,302 --> 01:40:59,386
- Oh, my grace.
- 1664
- 01:40:59,720 --> 01:41:01,055
- Oh, my grace.
- 1665
- 01:41:08,645 --> 01:41:09,480
- Yeah!
- 1666
- 01:41:11,315 --> 01:41:12,608
- Yeah! Yes!
- 1667
- 01:41:14,568 --> 01:41:15,986
- Oh, my gosh.
- 1668
- 01:41:40,719 --> 01:41:42,679
- All I could think about was Lucy,
- 1669
- 01:41:42,763 --> 01:41:45,140
- hoping she could see this
- from wherever she was,
- 1670
- 01:41:45,557 --> 01:41:49,144
- knowing that she had a hand in all of us
- girls figuring out who we were,
- 1671
- 01:41:49,353 --> 01:41:53,107
- and, like Dolly, doing it on purpose.
- 1672
- 01:42:13,418 --> 01:42:14,419
- Okay.
- 1673
- 01:42:14,920 --> 01:42:18,382
- It is my honor to introduce to you,
- 1674
- 01:42:18,465 --> 01:42:23,470
- as the new title holder,
- Clover City Miss Teen Bluebonnet,
- 1675
- 01:42:23,554 --> 01:42:24,555
- Miss...
- 1676
- 01:42:24,638 --> 01:42:26,014
- Bekah Colter.
- 1677
- 01:42:27,099 --> 01:42:28,433
- Oh, my God.
- 1678
- 01:42:28,517 --> 01:42:29,726
- I can't believe it.
- 1679
- 01:42:30,310 --> 01:42:31,520
- Oh!
- 1680
- 01:42:31,603 --> 01:42:32,521
- Thank you so much!
- 1681
- 01:42:32,604 --> 01:42:33,438
- Wow!
- 1682
- 01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:35,774
- ♪ Look at her ♪
- 1683
- 01:42:35,858 --> 01:42:37,317
- I can't believe this!
- 1684
- 01:42:37,609 --> 01:42:40,195
- ♪ She's the belle of the ball ♪
- 1685
- 01:42:40,279 --> 01:42:42,030
- - Thank you so much.
- - Thank you.
- 1686
- 01:42:42,114 --> 01:42:43,699
- ♪ Ain't she grand? ♪
- 1687
- 01:42:43,782 --> 01:42:45,826
- ♪ So give her a hand ♪
- 1688
- 01:42:45,909 --> 01:42:48,370
- ♪ She beat 'em all ♪
- 1689
- 01:42:48,453 --> 01:42:50,330
- Sorry, ladies, maybe next year.
- 1690
- 01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:52,416
- ♪ Look at her, she walks ♪
- 1691
- 01:42:52,499 --> 01:42:54,376
- ♪ With that magical gown ♪
- 1692
- 01:42:55,169 --> 01:42:57,963
- ♪ Strutting all over the town... ♪
- 1693
- 01:42:58,839 --> 01:43:00,757
- ♪ You all wish you were her ♪
- 1694
- 01:43:01,717 --> 01:43:03,844
- ♪ Maybe next year ♪
- 1695
- 01:43:19,776 --> 01:43:21,778
- I consulted the Magic 8-Ball.
- 1696
- 01:43:22,237 --> 01:43:23,113
- Yeah?
- 1697
- 01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:25,616
- What did it say?
- 1698
- 01:43:25,991 --> 01:43:27,284
- It said...
- 1699
- 01:43:28,702 --> 01:43:29,828
- "Outlook good."
- 1700
- 01:43:47,054 --> 01:43:48,055
- Hey, did you win?
- 1701
- 01:43:49,014 --> 01:43:49,848
- No.
- 1702
- 01:43:50,891 --> 01:43:51,725
- Aw.
- 1703
- 01:43:52,184 --> 01:43:53,769
- I got disqualified.
- 1704
- 01:43:55,896 --> 01:43:56,980
- That's my girl.
- 1705
- 01:44:12,037 --> 01:44:13,538
- ♪ Two doors down ♪
- 1706
- 01:44:13,622 --> 01:44:17,042
- ♪ They're laughing and drinking
- And having a party ♪
- 1707
- 01:44:17,334 --> 01:44:21,171
- ♪ Two doors down
- They're not aware that I'm around ♪
- 1708
- 01:44:21,922 --> 01:44:23,632
- ♪ Here I am ♪
- 1709
- 01:44:23,715 --> 01:44:26,260
- ♪ Crying my heart out, feeling sorry ♪
- 1710
- 01:44:26,343 --> 01:44:31,181
- ♪ We're having a party
- Just two doors down ♪
- 1711
- 01:44:31,723 --> 01:44:36,395
- ♪ I think I'll dry these useless tears
- And get myself together ♪
- 1712
- 01:44:36,478 --> 01:44:40,941
- ♪ I think I'll wander down the hall
- And have a look around ♪
- 1713
- 01:44:41,525 --> 01:44:46,530
- ♪ 'Cause I can't stay inside
- This lonely room and cry forever ♪
- 1714
- 01:44:46,822 --> 01:44:50,826
- ♪ I think I'd really rather join 'em
- Two doors down ♪
- 1715
- 01:44:50,909 --> 01:44:51,827
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- 1716
- 01:44:51,910 --> 01:44:53,287
- ♪ Two doors down ♪
- 1717
- 01:44:53,370 --> 01:44:56,832
- ♪ They're laughing and drinking
- And having a party ♪
- 1718
- 01:44:56,915 --> 01:45:01,086
- ♪ Two doors down
- They're not aware that I'm around ♪
- 1719
- 01:45:01,545 --> 01:45:06,049
- ♪ 'Cause here I am
- No longer crying and feeling sorry ♪
- 1720
- 01:45:06,133 --> 01:45:10,804
- ♪ We're having a party
- Just two doors down ♪
- 1721
- 01:45:11,388 --> 01:45:13,557
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh ♪
- 1722
- 01:45:13,640 --> 01:45:15,600
- ♪ Two doors down ♪
- 1723
- 01:45:16,226 --> 01:45:18,603
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh ♪
- 1724
- 01:45:18,687 --> 01:45:20,564
- ♪ Two doors down ♪
- 1725
- 01:45:21,106 --> 01:45:22,316
- ♪ Two doors down ♪
- 1726
- 01:45:22,399 --> 01:45:25,944
- ♪ They're laughing and drinking
- And having a party ♪
- 1727
- 01:45:26,278 --> 01:45:30,157
- ♪ Two doors down
- We're not aware that they're around ♪
- 1728
- 01:45:30,574 --> 01:45:32,576
- ♪ 'Cause here I am ♪
- 1729
- 01:45:32,659 --> 01:45:35,287
- ♪ Feeling everything but sorry ♪
- 1730
- 01:45:35,370 --> 01:45:39,916
- ♪ We're having our own party
- Two doors down ♪
- 1731
- 01:45:58,018 --> 01:46:02,439
- ♪ Popcorn, soda, box of Raisinets ♪
- 1732
- 01:46:06,026 --> 01:46:11,823
- ♪ Velvet-cushioned seats
- And soft armrests ♪
- 1733
- 01:46:13,950 --> 01:46:18,455
- ♪ Best seat in my favorite movie house ♪
- 1734
- 01:46:21,833 --> 01:46:28,173
- ♪ Start my dreaming as the lights go out ♪
- 1735
- 01:46:29,966 --> 01:46:34,429
- ♪ Up on the silver screen, I picture me ♪
- 1736
- 01:46:37,474 --> 01:46:44,106
- ♪ Living out my passions, hopes
- And fantasies ♪
- 1737
- 01:46:44,898 --> 01:46:49,236
- ♪ I want to be the girl in the movies ♪
- 1738
- 01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:53,281
- ♪ The one with the glint in her eyes ♪
- 1739
- 01:46:53,824 --> 01:46:57,119
- ♪ The girl that seldom loses ♪
- 1740
- 01:46:57,536 --> 01:47:01,164
- ♪ Beautiful, with grace and style ♪
- 1741
- 01:47:01,498 --> 01:47:03,959
- ♪ Acting out her story ♪
- 1742
- 01:47:05,377 --> 01:47:08,255
- ♪ Standing in her glory ♪
- 1743
- 01:47:09,423 --> 01:47:11,967
- ♪ Happy ever after ♪
- 1744
- 01:47:13,051 --> 01:47:17,514
- ♪ I want to be the girl in the movies ♪
- 1745
- 01:47:20,225 --> 01:47:24,729
- ♪ It's time I show the world
- Just what I'm about ♪
- 1746
- 01:47:24,813 --> 01:47:28,733
- ♪ I'm stepping up and I'm stepping out ♪
- 1747
- 01:47:28,817 --> 01:47:32,779
- ♪ I'm feeling bold and I'm feeling proud ♪
- 1748
- 01:47:32,863 --> 01:47:35,699
- ♪ I want to be that girl ♪
- 1749
- 01:47:36,950 --> 01:47:41,121
- ♪ I want to be the girl in the movies ♪
- 1750
- 01:47:42,080 --> 01:47:45,000
- ♪ Hmm, hmm, hmm ♪
- 1751
- 01:47:45,083 --> 01:47:48,753
- ♪ Gonna stand up and I'm gonna matter ♪
- 1752
- 01:47:48,837 --> 01:47:52,632
- ♪ 'Cause I've had enough
- Of my dreams being shattered ♪
- 1753
- 01:47:52,716 --> 01:47:56,678
- ♪ And I've had enough
- Of my tears being splattered ♪
- 1754
- 01:47:56,761 --> 01:47:59,806
- ♪ I've already been that girl ♪
- 1755
- 01:47:59,890 --> 01:48:02,767
- ♪ Oh, I want to shine ♪
- 1756
- 01:48:02,851 --> 01:48:04,936
- ♪ I want to shine ♪
- 1757
- 01:48:05,020 --> 01:48:06,771
- ♪ It's my time ♪
- 1758
- 01:48:06,855 --> 01:48:08,732
- ♪ And I want to shine ♪
- 1759
- 01:48:08,815 --> 01:48:12,611
- ♪ I want to be happy, I want to be free ♪
- 1760
- 01:48:13,069 --> 01:48:20,035
- ♪ Just like the girl in the movies ♪
- 1761
- 01:48:32,964 --> 01:48:38,261
- ♪ All I'm trying to do
- Is just give you some good advice ♪
- 1762
- 01:48:40,514 --> 01:48:42,599
- ♪ And you give it so freely ♪
- 1763
- 01:48:42,682 --> 01:48:45,477
- ♪ But hey, this is my life ♪
- 1764
- 01:48:47,979 --> 01:48:50,273
- ♪ You don't have to be cruel ♪
- 1765
- 01:48:50,357 --> 01:48:53,193
- ♪ You don't have to be so cold ♪
- 1766
- 01:48:55,487 --> 01:49:00,492
- ♪ I guess we're both hell bent
- On keeping our own control ♪
- 1767
- 01:49:02,994 --> 01:49:07,958
- ♪ So I push you away
- And then I pull you in ♪
- 1768
- 01:49:10,710 --> 01:49:15,632
- ♪ We say what we have to say
- And make up again ♪
- 1769
- 01:49:18,260 --> 01:49:20,053
- ♪ But if we tried ♪
- 1770
- 01:49:20,136 --> 01:49:23,515
- ♪ You and I could make amends ♪
- 1771
- 01:49:25,475 --> 01:49:27,477
- ♪ 'Cause in push and pull ♪
- 1772
- 01:49:27,561 --> 01:49:30,939
- ♪ Nobody ever wins ♪
- 1773
- 01:49:32,983 --> 01:49:35,026
- ♪ It's a push and pull ♪
- 1774
- 01:49:35,110 --> 01:49:38,280
- ♪ When will it ever... ♪
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