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- >"Princess Twilight, with all due respect, don't you think the magnititude of this task is too great?"
- "Magnititude?"
- "It's just lunch with a pony Tempest"
- >"Yes, but it's a new pony, somepony new..."
- "Tempest"
- >"Somepony who might decide they hate me just by looking at me"
- >Princess Twilight held her hoof out sideways as Tempest walked clear into it.
- >The stress of the upcoming lunch date piling on her shoulders.
- "Tempest" Twilight began softly.
- "If I didn't think you were ready for this we wouldn't be here" she gave Tempest a reassurring smile.
- >The battle-worn unicorn hated and adored the princess of friendship's hope filled words.
- >She let out a small breath and held her head up high.
- "Now let's see a smile on that face" Twilight pointed her hoof towards Tempest's mouth.
- >It had been ages since Tempest had smiled genuinely.
- >But ever since moving into Princess Twilight's castle.
- >Tempest had found it harder and harder not to smile.
- >A smirk appeared on her mouth as she let out a small giggle.
- >Twilight beamed as the two just looked at each other.
- >However, Tempest noticed Twilight's gaze avert upwards as her smile turned into a scared frown.
- "Duck!" she shouted as she fell flat to the ground.
- >Her hooves covering her head.
- >Frozen in place, Tempest tried to turn her head to see the source of the duck.
- >But before she could even catch a glimpse, a large mass collided into her back.
- >Knocking her to the dirt.
- >Groaning, Tempest accidentally nudged the projectile that took the wind from her with her front leg.
- >It felt soft.
- >Turning her attention towards it she saw a long poofy, yellow shape.
- >Attached to something grey.
- >On the side were three translucent spheres all of similar sizes.
- >Movement came from the front of the mysterious object.
- >It had eye-like shapes where eyes would be.
- >Except one was looking at Tempest and the other was looking towards the ground.
- >A simple, yellow mane.
- >And a warm, bright smile where a mouth would be.
- >It was at this point Tempest realized that all these things belonged on a pony.
- >She looked from the spheres on her side, to the swaying tail in the back, and back up to the smiling face.
- >Tempest felt her face burning red hot with embarrassment.
- >She quickly got to her hooves and tried to forget she was just butt slammed by a random pegasus.
- >Hearing a gasp from behind her.
- "Right on schedule!" she trotted out in front of Tempest and over to the pegasus still floored.
- >But it looked like she didn't mind.
- "Derpy, this is Tempest" she gestured towards the still embarrassed unicorn with a slightly frazzled mane.
- >An awkward feeling grabbed hold of her gut.
- >She felt as though some kind of response was necessary after being introduced.
- >Stiffly, she waved her front leg at the still grinning pegasus.
- >Her genuine smile twitching under the stress of the situation.
- "And Tempest, this is Derpy" she nodded her head towards her.
- "She will be joining you for lunch today" Twilight beamed her usual grin.
- >Meanwhile Tempest, could feel sweat beads rolling down the back of her neck.
- >"H-How wonderful" along with her mouth she could feel the bottom of her eyelid twitch ever so slightly.
- >A moment of silence past between the three.
- >It wasn't until Twilight cleared her throat and tilted her head over to the still grounded Derpy that Tempest put two and two together.
- >Interally, Tempest slapped herself in the face.
- >Nothing like a good slap to get your brain working again.
- >Stretching out her leg, the cross-eyed pegasus grinned as she grabbed a hold of it.
- >Lifting her with almost no strength needed, Tempest found herself accidentally booping Derpy's muzzle with her own.
- >Tempest's cheeks flared red hot as she scrunched her face.
- >Derpy's wings were extended out as continued to happily smile towards Tempest.
- >Twilight shuffled to the side.
- "I should have probably mentioned she's not much of a talker" Twilight whispered into Tempest's ear.
- >"Really?" Tempest's smile trembling lightly.
- >"I would have never thought" she mumbled sarcastically under her breath.
- >Twilight nudged Tempest in the side.
- "You two are going to have a great time I just know it" her wings excitedly flapped as she began hovering off the ground.
- "I'll be over at Fluttershy's if you need anything."
- >The adorkable Princess of Friendship gave Tempest a quick hug and flew off towards the edge of Ponyville.
- >Leaving Tempest alone with Derpy, who was still giving off a smile.
- >It was a commendable feat to hold a face like that for so long.
- >At least to Tempest it was.
- >"C'mon Tempest, you've faced down blood thirsty creatures the likes of which not one of these sheltered ponies have ever dreamed"
- >Derpy continued to keep her eyes and smile focused in Tempest's direction.
- >"...So why does this feel a hundred times more terrifying?" she thought as she gulped nervously.
- >"Uhh, Derpy, was it?" the cross-eyed mare nodded in response.
- >"I see, well I guess I should ask why they call you that shouldn't I?"
- >Tempest saw as Derpy pointed her front leg at her eyes.
- >Still grinning as she did.
- >"Because of your eyes?"
- >Derpy nodded once more.
- >"...Of course that's why" Tempest, feeling stupid, looked over and saw an empty table at an outdoor cafe.
- >Seeing a temporary escape from having to talk, Tempest began to walk to the cafe.
- >Derpy followed along.
- >She walked side by side with Tempest.
- >Sometimes while she was looking back, Tempest saw Derpy flash that smile up to her.
- >It was a little weird, but not as weird as it should have felt.
- >Tempest sat on one side of the table while Derpy took her seat on the other side.
- >The grey pegasus adjusted herself on the stool until she looked comfortable.
- >Then she refocused once more on Tempest.
- >Sweat was still dripping down the back of Tempest's neck.
- >Luckily that's the only place it was dripping.
- >"So... may I ask what you do for a living Derpy?" the jittery unicorn made eye contact for barely a second before looking back at her hooves.
- >Tempest swears she heard the sound of a high pitched squeak come from the overly-happy mare.
- >She tilts her head down behind her and pulls a brown-leather tote bag into view.
- >Looking at the bag back up to Derpy.
- >"You...make...bags?" she cocked an eyebrow at Derpy.
- >In response, Derpy shook her head as she tapped the corner of the bag.
- >After removing her hoof, Tempest saw what looked to be a blueberry muffin in sticker form.
- >"Oh, you're a baker?" as Tempest asked Derpy glanced down and saw that muffin sticker.
- >Her cheeks flushed crimson as she waved her hoof in front of her.
- >Turning the bag around to the other side, Derpy tapped the corner once more.
- >This time her hoof revealed a sticker of what appeared to be a letter.
- >Tempest stifled a small giggle.
- >She found herself amused by the silly pegasus's antics.
- >"Hmm...ah, you're a mail carrier?"
- >From saying that, Derpy's smile grew extra wide as she nodded happily.
- >The stress was still present for Tempest, but not nearly as much as when they were first introduced.
- >"So it's safe to say you've seen your fair share of Equestria?" Tempest asked with curiosity in her heart.
- >Derpy returned with that same happy beam and nod.
- >Tempest thought for a second.
- >"This isn't as hard as I thought it'd be..."
- >During the lull in the conversation, Derpy reached into the side pocket on the leather tote and pulled out a rectangular shape in her mouth.
- >She set it down on the table
- >Tempest took a closer look and saw it depicted a wintery scene.
- >Beautiful banks of untouched snow while many wonderous shimmering lights danced in the night sky.
- >In the corner it read "Come Chill in the Great White North" in bold letters.
- >"Oh wow..." Tempest put her hoof in front of her mouth.
- >"You've been here?"
- >Derpy nodded.
- >Then she drew something in the air.
- >It was vaguely heart shaped.
- >"You...liked it?" Tempest threw out a guess.
- >And seeing Derpy's beaming nod made Tempest assume she got it right.
- >She looked back down at the post card.
- >Tempest could almost feel her eyes getting lost in all that snow.
- >"...It is a pretty wonderful place"
- >Looking back up at Derpy, she noticed she was gesturing from Tempest to the post card.
- >It took a second to comprehend what she was asking, but it began to click.
- >"Yes, yes I have been here"
- >Memories of being hunted by the Storm King's guards rushed to her mind.
- >How in the bitter freezing cold a deal was struck that would change her life in ways she never expected.
- >With the creature she despised more than anything in Equestria.
- >Bitterness was souring her mood.
- >Anxiety was pooling in her stomach.
- >A small whimper-like noise drew her out of the trance-like state.
- >She saw Derpy's face not shining like it has been, but rather distressed and concerned.
- >Her ears were half flopped.
- >It was as if Tempest just spat in her face.
- >"Nono, I enjoyed it!" Tempest restlessly shook her hooves back and forth in front of her face.
- >She could feel a small spark drip from the top of her head.
- >Closing her eyes, she inhaled deeply, and let out a breath through her nose.
- >Upon opening she saw Derpy looking at the top of her head confused.
- >"I...uh, can't get too excited or this...thing" she pointed at the broken base to a horn on her forehead.
- >"Gets a little bit too hard to control
- >Tempest swallowed hard after saying that.
- >It never got easier to talk about her situation.
- >Princess Twilight said it would, but she never said when.
- >Derpy looked down at the table for a minute.
- >She looked to be deep in thought.
- >Then all of a sudden she gasped with that smile plastered on her face once more.
- >She began to dig into the side of her messenger bag.
- >After what seemed like mere seconds she retrieved a thin object and held it in her mouth.
- >Derpy got up from her seat and walked over to Tempest's side of the table.
- >Using the utmost agility with her wings.
- >Derpy gingerly placed the object upon Tempest's head.
- >"H-Hey!"
- >"What are you doing?" Tempest hated when ponies invaded her personal bubble.
- >But, she remembered earlier when she could lift Derpy up like she was made of air.
- >So she didn't seem like much of a threat.
- >Derpy returned to her seat with an even bigger grin on than before.
- >Trying to look up at she couldn't see what the joyous looking mare had place on her.
- >"What did you-" and as Tempest prepared to yell her eyes were caught by the most odd sight.
- >Derpy holding a hoof-held mirror in her mouth.
- >Pointing in Tempest's direction.
- >But that wasn't the oddity of the situation.
- >No, for in the reflection Tempest stared, wide-eyed, at what Derpy had placed on her forehead.
- >It was an ice cream cone sticker.
- >But it was placed with the ice cream resting on Tempest's broken horn nub and the cone part pointing outwards.
- >Making it appear to be a full unicorn horn.
- >Words failed to come to the poor unicorn's mind.
- >All she could do is admire how well the sticker adorned her horn.
- >Deep down Tempest knew it wasn't real.
- >But that didn't stop her from feeling like it was.
- >Her heart felt like it was swelling like a happy balloon.
- >Her contented smile caused another high pitched squeak to come from Derpy.
- >The wall-eyed mare carefully placed the mirror on the table.
- >She then ethusiastically clopped her hooves together.
- >All with that bright, beaming smile.
- >"...She's a special one that's for sure"
- >As Tempest's mind drifted to Derpy her eyes moved away from the table.
- >They landed upon a small group of ponies standing a few tables away.
- >Smug, self-absorbed expressions were present on their faces.
- >Their clothes practically screamed "Snooty jerks"
- >The one in front was having a conversation with the mare on his left.
- >When she stopped him in the middle of whatever he had to say and pointed at Derpy.
- >That's when they both put their hooves in front of their muzzles.
- >The lead stallion nudged his buddy and did the same pointing gesture.
- >Tempest felt her heart beating a little faster.
- >Her eyes grew wider.
- >Derpy returned to her same concerned expression as she followed Tempest's gaze behind her.
- >But as soon as she turned around.
- >She immediately regret it.
- >Her ears flopped fully down.
- >And she shrank in her chair.
- >Looking like she just saw the grim reaper himself.
- >Before Tempest could ask what was wrong she heard the venomous sting of laughter.
- >Looking back up to the group, the main stallion was doing an impression of Derpy's crossed-eyes.
- >And the mare and his friend were cracking up laughing.
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