Civilization Writeup

So, all I have to do to avoid being stuck here for thousands of years is conquer the enemy nations? Well then.

First order of business, bootstrap these chucklefucks into a proper civilization. I taught them the "basics" as quick as I could, which still took about a year, and then led them off to conquer the nearest village that did not belong to us.

The village belonged to a clan of bandits, so I did not feel the slightest bit of guilt over killing everyone that resisted and press-ganging the rest into my growing civilization,

With a village added to my growing empire, I returned to the original one. Once there, I began training my army and many as many swords, spears, and shields as I could.

Within the year, my army had gone from a bunch of incompetents who only knew that the pointy end of their stick killed people into a properly trained one capable of conquering the world.

Which is exactly what we set about doing. One by one, non aligned villages fell, those who resisted being killed, and others incorporated into my army and the civilization that supported it.

By the time I encountered the first enemy empire, I had dozens of villages and small towns answering to me, while they had two or three tops. They fell quickly.

The second one was a bit tougher, having about a dozen villages and a small but well-trained army. Still, they fell all the same against my armies unending tides.

The third and final of the enemy empires I encountered had actually built brick walls around its sole city, and had manned it with a large, well equipped and trained army.

I wasn't about to deal with some long siege, so I summoned Lugia from her ball and had her use Aeroblast. I had never seen her use the move against a structure, so I was understandably shocked when, instead of just smashing a hole into the wall as I had expected, it instead sliced through the wall, the mile or so of city behind it, the other wall, and the landscape behind that. Not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I ordered my army to charge. The enemy army was still shocked by what had happened, and so weren't able to put up much resistance. The citizens quickly surrendered, and the jump ended.