Isabella's First Strife

14:25	DM	===START===
14:26	Isabella_Hale	"What the fuck is going on down here!"
14:26	DM	As you head into downstairs, you notice that the noise is specifically coming from the kitchen. The sound of pots and pans falling on the floor and the meowing of countless distressed cats emanates from inside the room.
14:26	Isabella_Hale	You fucking proceed!
14:28	DM	Inside are a couple of little black dudes. They're just tall enough to come up to about mid-chest height on you. One of them wears a shirt with Rex's face on it. The other has a gigantic shell on its back. They are banging metal pans together while your horde of cats hiss and whine at them.

14:28	Isabella_Hale	Aww, they look so fucking cute! It's fucking adorable! You want that fucking shirt! You run up and give the little dude a fucking hug!
14:29	DM	Roll Athletics.
14:30	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20-1
14:30	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-1) [9+-1] : {8}
14:30	DM	!roll 1d20
14:30	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20) [11] : {11}
14:30	DM	The little guy squirms around and evades your hug.
14:30	DM	Roll Initiative.
14:31	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20
14:31	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20) [18] : {18}
14:31	DM	Okay you're first in the initiative order.
14:32	Isabella_Hale	You decide to weaken his fucking mind a little bit! That'll get him to be fucking willing to hug you! (Mind Crus
14:32	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+3 vs Will Resistence.
14:32	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+3) [1+3] : {4}
14:32	DM	You miss and end up crushing the mind of one of your little kitty followers. Oh no!
14:33	Isabella_Hale	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:33	Isabella_Hale	Meownagerie!
14:33	Isabella_Hale	Fuck!
14:33	Isabella_Hale	End.
14:34	DM	The imp you recently tried to hug tries to "hug" you back. Except instead of hugging you, it decides to attack you instead.
14:34	DM	!roll 1d20-1
14:34	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-1) [3+-1] : {2}
14:34	DM	I'm going to assume that's a miss.
14:34	Isabella_Hale	Yeah
14:35	DM	The one with the shell then attempts to hit at you in the same manner.
14:35	DM	!roll 1d20-2
14:35	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-2) [18+-2] : {16}
14:35	Isabella_Hale	That's a hit.
14:35	DM	!roll 1d4
14:35	Tyche[Dice]	(1d4) [4] : {4}
14:35	DM	4 damage then
14:36	DM	That's it for them. You can go again.
14:36	Isabella_Hale	You try mind crushing again!
14:36	Isabella_Hale	On the tee shirt imp
14:36	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+3 vs Will Resistence
14:36	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+3) [15+3] : {18}
14:36	DM	Aaaaand that's a hit!
14:36	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d6
14:36	Tyche[Dice]	(1d6) [4] : {4}
14:37	Isabella_Hale	4 damage
14:37	Isabella_Hale	Shame I don't get to add my mod to that
14:37	Isabella_Hale	End
14:38	DM	The little guy tries to use his potent psionic abilities, but fails.
14:39	DM	I mean he wouldn't be able to anyway because they don't exist, but the mindcrush certainly didn't help.
14:39	DM	He tries to claw you in retaliation.
14:39	DM	!roll 1d20-1
14:39	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-1) [7+-1] : {6}
14:39	DM	Miss.
14:39	DM	His pal does the same thing.
14:39	DM	!roll 1d20-2
14:39	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-2) [16+-2] : {14}
14:39	DM	Hit?
14:40	Isabella_Hale	Yup
14:40	Isabella_Hale	10 AC
14:40	DM	!roll 1d4
14:40	Tyche[Dice]	(1d4) [3] : {3}
14:40	DM	Three damage then.
14:41	DM	Once again the guy with the shell proves the more capable combatant, actually hitting you.
14:41	DM	Your turn.
14:41	Isabella_Hale	You once again Mind crush the tee shirt imp!
14:41	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+4
14:41	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+4) [10+4] : {14}
14:41	Isabella_Hale	vs will
14:41	DM	Hit.
14:41	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d6
14:41	Tyche[Dice]	(1d6) [3] : {3}
14:41	Isabella_Hale	end

14:42	DM	one sec i have to do something
14:42	Isabella_Hale	mmk
14:42	DM	wait nvm
14:44	DM	The more fashionable of your two adversaries retaliates despite its mental confusion.
14:44	DM	!roll 1d20-1
14:44	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-1) [7+-1] : {6}
14:44	DM	They continue the trend of having terrible aim.
14:44	DM	Their buddy then hopes to continue *its* trend of having not-terrible aim.
14:45	DM	!roll 1d20-2
14:45	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-2) [16+-2] : {14}
14:45	DM	And the legend continues!
14:45	DM	!roll 1d4
14:45	Tyche[Dice]	(1d4) [2] : {2}
14:45	DM	The claws connect and leave a couple of shallow scratches on the side of your leg.
14:45	Isabella_Hale	Fuck!
14:46	DM	Your turn.
14:46	Isabella_Hale	You mind crush your tee shirt friend again! Serves him right for not hugging you!
14:47	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+4 vs Will resistence.
14:47	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+4) [18+4] : {22}
14:47	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d6
14:47	Tyche[Dice]	(1d6) [5] : {5}
14:48	DM	The shirt imp is now on his last legs, the shredded remains of his clothing barely hanging on.
14:48	Isabella_Hale	How are his clothes being shred?
14:48	Isabella_Hale	I'm using mind psionics.
14:48	DM	Don't overthink it.

14:49	Isabella_Hale	end
14:51	DM	Your combination of repeated mental assaults and the loss of its only material possession is just too much, and the enemy formerly known as shirt imp is too emotional to fight this round.
14:51	DM	The other one though, is just as raring to go as ever.
14:51	DM	!roll 1d20-2
14:51	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-2) [14+-2] : {12}
14:52	DM	!roll 1d4
14:52	Tyche[Dice]	(1d4) [1] : {1}
14:53	DM	The most recent strike is barely strong enough for you to even feel, and you shrug it off with ease.
14:53	DM	Your turn once more.
14:53	Isabella_Hale	You mind crush the poor imp one last time!
14:53	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+4 vs Will
14:53	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+4) [8+4] : {12}
14:54	Isabella_Hale	Hit?
14:54	DM	Yup.
14:54	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d6
14:54	Tyche[Dice]	(1d6) [1] : {1}
14:55	DM	Your little buddy is just too injured to continue. He puts his claws on his head in pain before poofing into grist.
14:55	Isabella_Hale	End.

14:56	DM	Your sole remaining adversary strikes at you with all the force it can muster in an effort to avenge its fallen comrade.
14:56	DM	!roll 1d20-2
14:56	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-2) [18+-2] : {16}
14:56	DM	!roll 1d4
14:56	Tyche[Dice]	(1d4) [1] : {1}
14:57	DM	All the force it can muster turns out to not be very much though. Once again, you barely feel the savage assault on your thigh.
14:57	DM	Your move.
14:57	Isabella_Hale	"Hey there, little fucker! I didn't even fucking notice you before! You're fucking adorable!"
14:57	Isabella_Hale	You mind crush it.
14:57	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+4 vs Will Resistance.
14:57	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+4) [20+4] : {24}
14:57	DM	Crit!
14:58	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d6
14:58	Tyche[Dice]	(1d6) [1] : {1}
14:58	Isabella_Hale	2 damage
14:58	DM	haha
14:58	Isabella_Hale	End
14:58	DM	The little guy recoils in fear but ends up barely taking any damage.
14:59	DM	They decide to keep going with their strategy thus far, which can be summarized as "scratch them over and over"
14:59	DM	!roll 1d20-2
14:59	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-2) [2+-2] : {0}
14:59	DM	Welp. Your go.
14:59	Isabella_Hale	You mind crush him again.
14:59	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+4
14:59	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+4) [14+4] : {18}
14:59	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d6
14:59	Tyche[Dice]	(1d6) [1] : {1}
14:59	Isabella_Hale	Welp. Your go.
15:00	DM	Once again your foe takes far less damage than they feared.
15:00	DM	And once again your foe attempts to inflict upon you far more damage than they have before.
15:00	DM	!roll 1d20-2
15:00	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-2) [6+-2] : {4}
15:00	DM	And like you, they fail in their endeavor.
15:00	DM	Your turn.
15:00	Isabella_Hale	You also try to inflict more mental damage than before.
15:00	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+4
15:00	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+4) [11+4] : {15}
15:00	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d6
15:00	Tyche[Dice]	(1d6) [6] : {6}
15:00	Isabella_Hale	With great success.
15:01	Isabella_Hale	End

15:01	DM	Your opponent had grown proud in its string of successes, and as such is stunned by your stunning display of martial prowess.
15:02	DM	They respond in kind.
15:02	DM	!roll 1d20-2
15:02	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-2) [12+-2] : {10}
15:02	DM	And barely fail.
15:02	DM	Your turn again.
15:02	Isabella_Hale	You grin at it.
15:02	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+4
15:02	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+4) [14+4] : {18}
15:02	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d6
15:02	Tyche[Dice]	(1d6) [4] : {4}
15:02	Isabella_Hale	It's mind has been crushed.
15:03	DM	That it has.
15:03	Isabella_Hale	End turn?
15:03	DM	Okay then.
15:04	DM	Once again, your foe executes the only maneuver it knows: scratch the legs.
15:04	DM	!roll 1d20-2
15:04	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-2) [4+-2] : {2}
15:04	DM	It proves to be not very effective in this instance.
15:04	DM	Your go.
15:05	Isabella_Hale	You decide to continue with what's been working.
15:05	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+4
15:05	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+4) [20+4] : {24}
15:05	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d6
15:05	Tyche[Dice]	(1d6) [2] : {2}
15:05	Isabella_Hale	4 Damage.
15:06	DM	Shell!imp is nearly deceased. Your poor opponent is quivering in its shell, terrified of what will happen next. It's too afraid to do anything but look up at you with tears in its eyes.
15:07	DM	In other words, it's your turn again.
15:07	Isabella_Hale	"Awwwww! Buddy, do you want to fucking live!"
15:07	DM	It looks at you hopefully.
15:07	Isabella_Hale	"Do you want to be my fucking pet!"

15:08	DM	It nods cautiously.
15:08	Isabella_Hale	"Fucking wait there! Move, and you'll be finished, okay!
15:08	Isabella_Hale	"
15:09	Isabella_Hale	!roll 1d20+5 persuasion
15:09	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+5) [17+5] : {22}
15:09	DM	!roll 1d20-1
15:09	Tyche[Dice]	(1d20+-1) [9+-1] : {8}
15:09	DM	The imp grins and stands there obediently.
15:10	Isabella_Hale	You go and take off Meownagerie's collar, and put it on the fucking imp! You also take a leash and attach it to the collar!
15:10	Isabella_Hale	"Now you'll fucking behave, right!"
15:10	DM	It nods.
15:11	Isabella_Hale	"Now come give mama Isabella a fucking hug!"
15:11	DM	The imp walks over to you and puts its arms around you as well as it can.

15:12	Isabella_Hale	You give it a fucking great hug!
15:13	DM	You can positively feel its happiness at having such a great friend.
15:13	DM	---FIN---
15:13	DM	20 exp
15:14	Isabella_Hale	I get xp for taming the imp?
15:14	Isabella_Hale	Sweet
15:14	DM	!roll 1d10+10 build
15:14	Tyche[Dice]	(1d10+10) [1+10] : {11}
15:14	DM	!roll 1d2
15:14	Tyche[Dice]	(1d2) [2] : {2}
15:14	DM	!roll 2d8 t1
15:14	Tyche[Dice]	(2d8) [9] : {9}