pissbaby

	Hey babe.

	Mmm, it must have been warm last night, I’m all clammy.

	You were cold? Aw, baby.

	… wait.

	Why’s the bed all wet?

	And what’s that.. .are you fucking kidding me?!

	You pissed the bed again?! Fucking REALLY?! You said you wouldn’t do that anymore, we had a whole conversation about how you weren’t going to piss the bed anymore, you took the pills, you didn’t drink anything after six -

	Wait, what?

	You had a glass of water after I’d gone to bed?

	… three.

	Three glasses of water.

	You had three glasses of water, & then you didn’t think to set a fucking alarm to check if you needed to pee? You didn’t even think to pee after you got the water?

	No, I’m not gonna stop shouting at you! I’ve washed these sheets three fucking times this week, & now you’re sitting here… you are not crying. NO, you are NOT crying.

	For fuck sake, do I have to fucking… diaper you? Is that what I’m going to have to do? Diaper the little piss baby?

	 I said, stop crying.

	[slap sound]

	Maybe it would have hurt less if you hadn’t wet the fucking bed. Did you think of that, you fucking piss baby?

	God, stop rubbing your nose, you’re getting piss on your face.

	Fuck, you don’t care, do you? It’s all over your legs… you fucking sick freak, you’re a fucking adult, how the fuck are you STILL wetting the bed?!

	[Mocking]

	“Oh, I’m an adult, I’m a grown up!”

	[another slapping sound]

	You’re an adult? So fucking act like it!

	No, don’t start crying harder - for fuck sake.

	[another slap sound]

	You’re just a little piss baby, aren’t you?

	No, I want to hear you say it.

	Say “I’m a little piss baby.”

	Much better.

	Are you seriously staring at my dick right now?

	Yes, I’ve got a boner.

	It’s first thing in the morning, of course I’ve got a boner.

	Stop staring at it like that, you’ve seen a penis before. You’ve seen MY penis before.

	Yeah, it looks bigger, it’s all wet from your piss.

	That’s what happens to wet fabric, you fucking idiot.

	You want to fucking touch it?

	No, you don’t get to say no. Did I get to say “no” when you pissed all over me?

	Now… give me your hand…. Yes, that hand.

Now wrap it around my cock - yes, like that - & just… mmm….

You don't get to fucking complain about it being gross, when it's your piss to begin with.

Yes, I'm being serious. Now keep stroking me.

Yes… just like that… mmm….

You may just be a stupid piss baby, but at least you give a good hand job….

And stop that fucking crying. I mean it. I'm not gonna be able to cum if you keep staring up at me with those big weepy eyes.

You can't stop crying?

Well, fine then.

[Rustling noises]

Is that better? Since you can't stop crying, I'll just press your face into the pissy sheets - maybe if I rub your nose in them enough, you'll get the fucking message!

Oh, you're crying harder?

[Another slap]

I'm just gonna… pull those pajama pants down.

Well.

For all your protests, you look pretty fucking excited for all of this.

I can see how turned on you are, don't try to hide it.

You're just a pervert piss baby, getting off on being forced face down into your own piss.

I'm sorry, you're calling me the pervert, because I've got the boner?

[Slap]

It's a natural fucking thing, you idiot. Now shut up… mmm…

This may be gross, but… mmm, sliding my cock between your thighs sure is nice, but I think your ass is looking even better.

No? You don't want me to fuck you in the ass?

Well, I didn't want to wake up covered in piss, so neither of us is happy.

Now… stick your ass out.

I said, stick it out!

God, you're a stupid piss baby.

I'm just gonna… spread your cheeks… mmm… & press the head of my cock to your hole…. Oh, fuck, you sure you don't want this? Your ass is pulling me in.

Mmm… take my cock, while I rub your face in your own piss. You dirty little piss baby, this is what you fucking get…

[Moaning, groaning, general sex noises/dirty talk - feel free to ad lib]

God, your ass is so tight, it's fucking… milking me. I'm gonna cum in you in no fucking time, fuck…

Mmm, every time you sob, your ass squeezes harder, so keep doing that, fuck, your tight ass is… is… fuck!

[Orgasm noises]

What are you fucking crying about?

You've got your own piss in your hair, but you're too good for my cum?

If you think you're too good for my cum… mmm…..

I guess you're not too good for MY piss, then… mmm….

God, pissing downyour back… watching it soak into your shirt, into your hair… oh god, thank god I already came, or I would be getting hard again….

I guess you're good for something, piss baby.

Now get up & strip the bed.

I don't want the mattress ruined.