TheRaven	Taggart walks over to the mess and gets a coffee.
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	PresidentEvil	"So, Taggart, Ralph has an invitation he would like to extend to you."
	TheRaven	"Oh?"
	Roget	"Oh, yeah. A bachelor party, hopefuly off-site and all that jazz."
	TheRaven	"Any excuse to get out of here for a night. Talked to command yet?"
	Roget	"Lily is our ambassador. We have our fingers crossed on it."
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	TheRaven	"Sounds good."
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	AgentFlowers	Lily knocks on the door to Command, and enters!
	PresidentEvil	Melinda is typing away at her keyboard, occasionally pausing to take swigs from a rather large travel mug. "Sorry, Agent, the Director's clocked out for the night." she says to Lily.
	PresidentEvil	"I can wake him up for you if it's an emergency..."
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	AgentFlowers	"No no, no emergency. Actually, I was hoping to get permission for two days leave for some of the task force. With Ralph and Eriko getting married, we want to throw a little party to celebrate." She smiles brightly.
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	PresidentEvil	"...What kind of party?" Melinda asks somewhat suspiciously.
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	AgentFlowers	"Ah, just Ralph, myself, and a few other of his closest friends out for one last night on the town. I don't think there'll be any problems, Ralph is a quiet sort, you know?"
	PresidentEvil	"So it's a bachelor party, then."
	AgentFlowers	"Just a little one."
	AgentFlowers	"And not really, I mean, I'll be there."
	AgentFlowers	"Hopefully, we'd leave Saturday and come back on Sunday morning. We wouldn't even be gone 24 hours."
	PresidentEvil	"I'm not worried about you, honey, I'm worried about the knuckle-draggers. Who's going besides you and Ralph?"
	PresidentEvil	Back in the mess, Greg and Taggart get the vague impression they're being disparaged.
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	AgentFlowers	"Well, besides us, Agent Morton, Agent Schwartz, Agent Powell, Agent Taggart, Agent MacLean, and Agent Snow."
	PresidentEvil	Melinda frowns when she hears that Duncan, Greg, /and/ Taggart are going.
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	AgentFlowers	"Yes, but, Dougie and I will keep an eye on them, right?"
	PresidentEvil	"Honey, I don't think all the eyes in the Foundation will keep those three out of trouble. And do you really think they'll listen to the guy who's been here all of two weeks?"
	AgentFlowers	"Dougie is cool. Dougie gets /respect/, yo."
	AgentFlowers	"And really, this is for Ralph. More than anything we just want to have a drink in his honour, that he was lucky enough to somehow stumble into marrying a woman like Eriko."
	PresidentEvil	"If you wanted a drink in his honor, you'd be asking me for an alcohol waiver."
	AgentFlowers	"And since this is a dry site, and we don't want to ask command to break the rules just for our sake..."
	AgentFlowers	"Well, it wouldn't be fair to the others, you know? Getting permission to bring booze on site, but not enough to share?"
	AgentFlowers	"We thought it would just be easier, and more fair, if we tried to get permission to go off site for just the one night."
	tretter	Ross walks into the mess. It is really dark outside and Ross is happy to be in a lit area.
	PresidentEvil	Melinda sighs and takes another gulp of coffee. "I'm not trying to ruin your day, understand, but I handle the leave slips for the director. If you end up causing an incident or, god forbid, killing someone, it's on my head."
	AgentFlowers	"I think I can convince them to leave the hardware at home."
	PresidentEvil	"Even Powell?"
	PresidentEvil	She raises one eyebrow quizzically.
	tretter	Ross goes to his corner and takes out his book.
	Soulless	Stoat sneaks into the mess.
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	Soulless	6df+8 all this sneeking
	Glacon	Soulless: all this sneeking: 5 (6df+8=+, -, 0, -, -, -)
	Gara	6df+4 All this seeing.
	Glacon	Gara: All this seeing.: 2 (6df+4=-, -, -, +, -, +)
	AgentFlowers	Lily grins. "/Definitely/ Powell. I will use my wiles on him."
	PresidentEvil	6df+5 all this perceiving
	Glacon	PresidentEvil: all this perceiving: 4 (6df+5=+, 0, -, -, -, +)
	tretter	Ross is too engrossed in his book to care who enters the mess.
	PresidentEvil	"And why exactly are you going with them, instead of Eriko?"
	Soulless	She sneaks up onto this new chick.
	AgentFlowers	"To be perfectly honest...? Because they have a better chance of getting permission if I'm there to whip them into shape."
	PresidentEvil	"I didn't ask why they're letting you come, I asked why you /want/ to go with them."
	AgentFlowers	"Because Ralph is my friend, it's been forever since I had a stiff drink, and /someone/ has to keep the knuckle draggers in line." She grins.
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	PresidentEvil	There's a brief pause, then...
	PresidentEvil	"I'm going to be honest with you, Agent MacDonald. I handle a /lot/ more than leave slips for the Director. And since he trusts my judgement, I'm allowed to handle most of these things as i see fit."
	PresidentEvil	6df+7 "So if anything you or your friends do reflects badly on me come Sunday morning, you will spend the rest of your Foundation career /wishing/ you were back on Keter duty, understand?"
	Glacon	PresidentEvil: "So if anything you or your friends do reflects badly on me come Sunday morning, you will spend the rest of your Foundation career /wishing/ you were back on Keter duty, understand?": 5 (6df+7=+, +, -, -, -, -)
	PresidentEvil	(Intimidation roll)
	AgentFlowers	6df+6 MDef
	Glacon	AgentFlowers: MDef: 7 (6df+6=-, +, -, +, 0, +)
	AgentFlowers	"Crystal clear, ma'am."
	PresidentEvil	Melinda taps her keyboard for a few minutes and then clicks print. The inkjet on the corner of her desk spits out eight sheets of paper in Lily's direction.
	PresidentEvil	"There's your leave. I'll arrange transport for you with maintenance tomorrow."
	AgentFlowers	"Thank you so, so, so much. I owe you...nine."
	PresidentEvil	"Yes. Yes you do. Remember that."
	AgentFlowers	"I will." Lily takes the slips. "Thank you!" She scarpers before Melinda changes her mind.
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	AgentFlowers	She heads straight back to the mess and over to Greg.
	tretter	Ross is still in his corner
	TheRaven	Taggart is chilling in his usual corner.
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	Soulless	"..."
	Soulless	Stoat sneaks over and taps Lily behind the shoulder.
	Soulless	"...You'"
	Soulless	*You're leaving.
	Soulless	It's a flat question.
	AgentFlowers	Lily turns and grins. "For the weekend."
	Soulless	"...Where."
	TheRaven	"You got permission?"
	Pres|Monaco	"No shit, huh?"
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	AgentFlowers	"I'll be expecting my lapdances, sir." She holds out the leave slips to Greg.
	Soulless	"..."
	Soulless	Stoat does not want to watch Greg try to lapdance.
	tretter	"Oh, you guys are going off site for the weekend?"
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	Pres|Monaco	"Yeah, Ralph's bachelor party."
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	tretter	"Well, I wish you guys good luck. I'll start taking bets on who will destroy the site first while you guys are gone."
	AgentFlowers	"Greg promised to buy me all the lapdances if I could get them permission."
	Pres|Monaco	"And I will deliver."
	AgentFlowers	"Much obliged, sir."
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	Soulless	"..."
	Soulless	She begins to slink off, put off by the current line of conversation.
	tretter	Ross, slightly disconcerted, returns to his book.
	TheRaven	"So when are we going? And what kind of rules is Command pushing?"