Jojo Donkey Kong

One blow, two, he knocked back Mario and Luigi and with a flurry of fists, feeling good about himself and his odds in this fight when a much larger fist came down upon his back. JoJo didn't move in any direction but down, into the ground, wedged so tight among the churned-up grass and dirt he could not budge an inch. He twisted his head; the giant ape Donkey Kong toward over him, revving up a follow-up punch to finish JoJo once and for all. Peak physical condition for a human, JoJo had to time to postulate, fell far short of that of their closest relatives in the animal kingdom.

- Voeltz Finals