What Would John Romero Do?

Kyle: I told you EA wouldn't listen!
Stan: Well then we're just gonna have to save First Person Shooters ourselves!
All: WHAT?
Stan: Think about it you guys, what would John Romero do? He'd figure out a way to save first

person shooters before they're console trash!
Kyle: We can't do anything! The major publishers are too strong!
Stan: Well then we'll round up all the shooter devs in town, and start our own organisation!

An Organisation to help save first person shooters!
Cartman: Yeah, our own secret club!
Kyle: I guess that could work...
Stan: We have to try!

STAN:
What would John Romero do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a game both fresh and new
That's what John Romero'd do

KYLE:
When John Romero was up all night
Working on Doom 2
he designed two map packs and 30 maps
before the game went through

CARTMAN:
When John Romero was at id
scripting Hexen maps
he made some kickass map designs
with monsters and with traps

ALL:
So what would John Romero do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd make a map or two
That's what John Romero'd do

CARTMAN:
I shitpost shooter threads on /v/
iron sights are so unnecessary

KYLE:
And I just want a gun that doesn't oneshot everyone

STAN:
To fit in I'll be a quake fag too
'Cause that's what John Romero'd do

ALL:
And what would John Romero do?
He'd call the devs worldwide
and tell them to develop Doom
That's what John Romero'd do

John Carmack: Someone say my name?
Stan: Who are you?
John Carmack: I'm John Carmack!
Kyle: What? No, not fking John Carmack!
Stan: Get the fk back to facebook!
John Carmack: Oh...bye

ALL:
When John Romero left id
back in 1996
he went and founded ion storm
but Daikatana was luke-warm

CARTMAN:
And when John Romero built Wolf3D
he killed Mecha Hitler

ALL:
Cause John Romero doesn't take sh1t from anybody

ALL:
So let's get all the devs together
and unite to make a game
and we'll save first person shooters too
Cause that's what John Romero'd do
and we'll save first person shooters too
Cause that's what John Romero'd do