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- Anti-Hero! Theme Song
- Anti-Hero!
- He's action-packed today
- Anti-Hero!
- He never tries to betray
- Anti-Hero!
- He'll never go astray
- Anti-Hero!
- He's going to save the day, HOORAY!!
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- (The episode starts with the group at home)
- (silence)
- A.H: Ugh, I'm bored.
- Brooks: You can watch paint dry, or go do that thing you always do in the bar.
- A.H: Nah, I wanna do something epic.
- Brooks: YOU want to do?!
- Nelly: I agree with A.H, let's do something fun!
- Jace: Water park
- Brooks: Museum
- Nelly: Central park!
- A.H: All of your suggestions suck. Suck suck suck my-
- Brooks: What's your point?
- A.H: We should go to the beach!
- Nelly + Jace: YEAH!!
- Brooks: That's actually not a bad idea.
- (They arrive at the beach)
- Brooks: We're here!
- Jace: Time to put on my sunscreen
- (He grabs a metal board and puts it over his face so the sun reflects on his face, he starts melting)
- Jace: Ahhhhhh...
- Brooks: Umm, yeah...
- Nelly: Hey, Brooks, how do I look?
- Brooks: Oh, wow, um, you look- A.H WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
- (Brooks runs to A.H)
- Nelly: Sigh.
- A.H: Just putting some bubbly soap in the sea.
- Brooks: Why would you do that?!
- A.H: Don't you see, Brooks? The sea is like a universally expanding bath tub, except you don't need to buy it!
- Brooks: Dude, you're practically killing sea animals!
- A.H: Nah, they have the intellectual capacity to know what's bad and what's good.
- (The bubbly soap spreads everywhere and kills all the sea animals)
- A.H: Now to soak in.
- (He walks to the sea, but then a pirate ship comes up and skeleton pirates jump out and tie up the 4)
- Skeleton Pirates: We are the pirates who hate soap!
- A.H: Who are you?
- Skeleton Pirates: We are the pirates who hate soap!
- (Nelly, Jace and Brooks stare at each other)
- A.H: Well, I hate you guys and I want to soak in the sea right now.
- Skeleton Pirate #1: How dare you ignore our dislikes! We will attack your town!
- A.H: Woah, who knew there's some fancy doubloons in this ship!
- Skeleton Pirate #2: Double offence, we'll kill you!
- (They bring out their swords and start charging towards A.H)
- Nelly: A.H, look out!
- Jace: Ahhhhh....
- (A.H soaks in the water)
- Skeleton Pirate #1: Eww, soap! Never mind, we'll attack your town instead.
- (They start shooting cannons into the town, it starts destroying everything)
- Brooks: Psss, A.H, can you free us from this?
- Nelly: I prefer this, being closer is a much greater connection!
- A.H: Oh, well, considering the fact that you guys managed to fix everything, you probably wouldn't mind if you could just do it again.... bye bye! (A.H runs away with the dubloons)
- Brooks: Just great. Guys, I got an idea, we all have to roll together to the sea
- (They roll to the sea, but the pirates don't see)
- (Brooks pulls out a portable drain plug and throws it into the water, he pulls the plug out, which sucks all the water, animals and the ship in)
- Skeleton Pirate #1: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
- Skeleton Pirate #2: Huh, deja vu for me.
- (They go in)
- Nelly: I wonder where A.H is.
- Brooks: Who needs to know anyways?
- (Jace puts his hand up)
- Brooks: Put your hand down, Jace.
- (He does that)
- Later, in the bar
- A.H: Drinks on me, fellas! Woo-hoo!!
- (They start partying, while drinking)
- (Episode ends)
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