Artemis- Stolen Nobels

On this most momentous of days, Artemis Fowl the Second felt a certain Royal Swedish Academy owed him both of the year’s Nobel science prizes, but this was unlikely since he had, during his criminal youth, stolen eighteen Nobel medals, which was the amount Artemis believed he should have scooped, and had been denied by lesser scientists who were not fit to buff the lenses of his microscope, so to speak.

-Luna Minor