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  1. I don't really post that much in the lounge, so I thought I would tell you guys about how I got fucking expelled. This all started in a far far away land known as 8th grade were the males have their dicks ready and the females have their asses pumped. I was just a young boy who thought it would be a great Idea to do autistic shit all the time, little did I know that it would cause some major repercussions. Over the year I slowly started getting worse, it started with me getting detentions as I argued with the tech bitch and other cunts. She was a fucking dike, this bitch had tattoos on her tattoos. Naturally the class disliked her and everyone fucked with her so she would always "bee" in a shitty mood. So I would always just leave, its not like I was learning anything useful all we were learning was that fake ass block code shit all kids do. But when I was in the class I would just play annoying ass gay hip hop songs really loud, I got taken out of that class and found new methods of being a dick. And slowly the teachers started to hate me as I would ruin their classes and not even do my work. Some how I still managed to get C's and B's, even tho I never did anything.
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  3. Being like this caused me to get a lot of Saturday restitution's, I made the school think I was a psycho with no emotions just because I did pranks on some of the students. I managed to photoshop images of some of the kids in the school on dogs having sex and homosexuals and posted them on my snapchat story. Little did I know that these images were going to spread like wild fire around the school and hurt a lot of innocent pussy's, not even joking kids were afraid to come to fucking school because of this shit. That caused me to get suspended, when I finally came back to school I got called to the office. They told me they were going to have me take some of my main classes online do to some complaints. I really didn't give a single shit sounded easier, and it was.
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  5. They had put me in a room with three girls, two were really bad and one was just depressed as fuck. I became really good friends with these three chicks. Two of them I had known since 5th grade and we were already really good friends but the one was new to me. She had cuts all over her arms and was always crying, I just didn't care because it was teenage angst and she was doing it over her boyfriend. The first two girls got suspended, the first one for beating up a girl with a disability because she was annoying her and hitting her. The second was well different, this girl brought 7g's of weed to school about $70 dollars worth. Now im not really a druggy but ive bought weed before, I say you should try everything once and that's what I do but these bitches were in love with it. I have no problem with that but I just didn't think it would be a good idea to do what they did, they thought it would be smart to sell it in the bathroom. Another problem was the fact that this bitch smelled like a fucking decomposing skunk, so when two happy going innocent girls who know what weed is go into the bathroom and smell it they tell. The person she did the deal with got caught and searched and suspended, and my friend got suspended. However this girl was on probation for an assault charge and weeds illegal here so. She is gone I don't even know what happend shes probably in jail or some rehab shit. She hasn't talked to me in weeks so ya, but back to the main point of the thread. After these bitches all got suspended/jailed it was just me and this edgy bitch. We became good friends ish. I sent some un-paid pizza to her boyfriends house because she asked me to and I said fuck it and was bored so I did it.
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  7. We just chilled for about 4 hours a day until we got out early. The second day I came back it was normal until I decided to go up stairs and get some stuff from my locker. At my school im a walking talking meme anything I do makes my peers laugh literally fucking everything, I walked by the classroom and I guess because they thought I was doing something fucked up they laughed. And then this fucking teacher that always tried to get me in trouble comes out fucking screaming. "Were the hell are you supposed to be?". I replyed with "Getting stuff for lunch?", then he has the audacity to stand in front of my fucking locker and not let me get anything. Doesn't even let me talk just keeps repeating "BYE". I finally get a word in and say "I need something just let me get it." He just says "NO BYE". he was an old guy about 6,1 so he had some saggy titties. But wasn't to out of shape just looked like a fit mom that does power walks. He doesn't move, he releases the full lil pump iq. I go off on him saying shit like "Get the fuck out of my way with your ape titties haven ass.", "Fucking disabled chimp body shape ass.", "I Fucking hate you always trying to get me in trouble for stupid shit just so you can feel proud and go home and fuck your sister." Then he says "WERE GOING TO THE OFFICE!" and I just say no the fuck were not. And I bolt, I just dip and go take a mean ass piss in the bathroom. "##### #### come to the office", are you fucking serious. I was already angry enough when they called me to the office, then I see it his old ass rinkly finger next to him the principle he was pointing at me. This triggered the feminist within, "Take that wrinkly ass finger that looks like your anal flaps and shove it up your ass." I get talked to for about 3 minutes by the principle then I just get up and walk out. I go home that night Parents are fucking livid with me saying shit like, "They said you cant come back.", "You fucked up again." I said well that's perfect, I waited a few days then they enrolled me in some home school shit so ya Im home schooled until highschool I don't really plan on being bad there because high school matters the reason for my expulsion was the fact that I had a shitty reputation and I agreed to stop doing bad shit multiple times but didn't stop.
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