Vampyori (Various Authors)

#851 8/14/2018
>tfw no vampyori who wears onesie PJs that cover her whole body while asleep during the day just to be extra safe

>tfw no vampyori to keep company and listen to when she wanders off topic and starts telling me how she misses the 80s and jokes about how she acted to blend in
>tfw she says she misses the 80s but really means like the 1180s

>tfw vampyori acquired her love of poetry from the renaissance era and whenever you look through a poetry book with her she's more interested in talking about the author than their works

#852 8/15/2018
>tfw no vampyori to comfort when she tearfully confesses her first victim was her family's pet dog
>She's not proud of it or even looking to be told it's okay, she just wanted to say it to someone since she's kept it to herself for so long

>tfw no vampyori who drinks blood in bat form so when she changes back the little it took to sate her thirst translates into enough for her human form too
>tfw no pretending to just be a weirdo with a pet bat if anyone comes close to finding anything out

>tfw no vampyori to throw a cute 700th birthday party for

>tfw vampyori but her birthdate predates the Gregorian calendar so she doesn't actually know when she was born

>Vampyori but she forgets that swings are more than just makeshift seats since it's been so long she's visited one with anyone
>When she sits on one and you push her on it, she thinks you're trying to knock her off at first then her confusion turns to excitement as she remembers the feeling