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- Cerulean
- female / old / short
- A dear departed granny who just could not stay dead because she never managed to get a tattoo of a mermaid smoking a cigar, so she just up and left her own funeral much to the chagrin of her recently widowed husband whom she promptly told to 'shove the will up his ass'. Her hair is tightly wrapped in curlers, her shoes are ergonomic and comfortable and her cane is deadly. Though her eyesight may have gone sour her hearing sure hasn't and any youngun who dares trashtalk grandma Cerulean is bound to get a smack.
- She also has a tattoo of a mermaid smoking a cigar on her left, wrinkly thigh that she is more than willing to show off.
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