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I love the advance in technology. Nowadays, teenagers enjoy waving around their smartphones and showing them off. "Oh, my phone is so great! It has the internet!" "Well, I can get awesome apps like Words with Friends on my phone!" "Well my phone has a GPS! Now I don't have to spend the extra money to buy one, because we all know how directionally challenged I am!" Teenagers make me laugh. They are just so easily entertained with what silly things a touch phone can do. But really, smartphones should not be that perfect. There needs to be a flaw...and that is where I come in.

<p>You have heard of Auto Correct, right? Teenagers always blame auto correct for the super embarrassing messages that are sent to their friends on accident. Heck, parents do it, too. However, here is something that they do not realize. It isn't the technology's fault for sending those awkward messages--it is MY prank! Yup, that's right! I hack cell phones of all sorts--blackberries, sliders, and smartphones alike--to where they are programmed to change innocent words into nasty ones. I mean, what teenager does not go around saying a few obscene words to their friends or significant others? It is their own fault. The moment they save an immature word like that is the very start of future embarrassments.

<p>I am a genius! It is just so entertaining! I mean, they have websites with auto correct fails so that people can have a great laugh from awkward conversations. Don't you just love it when one person accidently types "Leaving you" to their girlfriend, and the girl will come back with a reply such as "Well that's fine, I slept with your brother anyway!" The best part is when her guy will text back, "WTF, I got auto corrected! I said MISSING you!" HAHA, oh man, people rely on texting too much for communication in today's world. In that case, I might as well make lives a little more interesting, yes?

<p>Next time you send an embarrassing message to your friend, don't blame your phone. Blame me, Autocorrect. Please do--I enjoy your outbursts very much.