IT'S ALWAYS SKAIA IN PHILADELPHIA

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FRANKSPRITE: What the hell are you all doing? You need to build up the bar and get to the gate!
GANG: (Drunken grumbles and explitives)
DENNIS: Look, Frank-
FRANK: What?
D: Not you, Ghost Frank.
FS:FrankSprite.
D: WHO CARES. We can't build the bar because we're out of grist or shale or whatever.
MAC: Which would't have happened if Charlie didn't waste it all on human sized  cat socks!
CHARLIE: Kitten Mittens, and they're for a giant cat!
M: Those are just regular mittens!

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C: It's a Warhammer of Zildyhoot! Or something I dunno a Future Charlie told me to-
(Mac blasts his airhorn, smirking. Dee points at the sign reading: NO FUTURE OR PAST CHARLIE TALK)
C: Oh man, that's not fair! You asked!

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GANG: (Assorted Shouting, interrupted by Dee)
DEE: Whats up losers?
M: What are you wearing? Are those pajamas?
D: Its a bad look, Dee.
C: You look like a circus performer. Astroback.
M: Acrobat.
DEE: Shut up turds, you are addressing a God.
GANG: (Hysterical Jeering)
DEE: Stop laughing! I went god tier!
D(Getting Angry): So what? That doesnt make you better than us.
FS: By definition it does.
D: SILENCE, YOU TRASH SPEWING GHOUL!
M: Dennis, buddy, relax!
DEE: That's right. I have ascended. Bow down, mortals.
F: So how did you die?
GANG: (All stop arguing and turn to DEE)
C: What?
M: You died?
F: You gotta bite it on your rock bed. How'd you die?
DEE: That's not really important.
C: What, did you start shitting and couldnt stop? Cause this one time Frank and I found some good turtle meat-
F and FS: Tortoise
C: Right Tortoise Turtle from a bodega freezer that was unplugged in an alley, and we were shitting for like two days.
M: Jesus.
C: Nah it was fine, but we had to stay hydrated and the sink was clogged.
D: With what? Also, we're coming back to the bodega meat and how you shat yourself on a rock bed, Dee.
DEE: I DIDN'T SHIT MYSELF.
C: We only had one toilet!
D: oh dear lord.
DEE: FINE. So I was-
D: Nobody cares, Dee. GhostFrank, you're with me.
FS: What? No I'm not. I'm Charlie's Guardian.
D: Fine. Charlie, you're with me. We're fixing this whole 'God Tier' thing.
C: I mean, Frank and Frank and I were gonna go check out this sweet trash pile on Franks-
DEE: Wait, hold on-
Gang: (Shouting)
D: SHUT UP. I AM NOT SPENDING ANOTHER MINUTE AS A LESSER BEING.
M: Dude, you're not less, just as good at the game as Dee. Look at me, I rule at this game and Im not a god tier.
FS: Mac, you havent even started your quest!
M: Shut up Ghost Frank. Im doing my own thing. Right Dee?
DEE: You're all pretty much worthless.
D: Then it's time to go God Tier.

THE GANG KILLS DENNIS.
ITS ALWAYS SKAIA IN PHILIDELPHIA

THE LAND OF SILVER AND ROPE
ON A TUESDAY
C: So this is your land? It's super shiny!
F: And gay.
D: Frank, we're the only people left alive and you're calling my land Gay?
FS: The Land of Silver and Rope is a reflection-
D: No one cares. It's awesome. So where's my best bed?
FS: Quest Bed. It'll be somewhere significant in your quest. Which you all should be doing instead of sitting around and drinking in the bar you haven't built.
C: Nah it's cool I got Future Charlie on it.
D: Future Charlie?
C: Yeah! Check this shit out Hey Charlie?
FC: Hey dude!
FC and C: Hey! Can, Oh, shit, No you... Go... Just say it...
C: Wait I'll go. Can you build the bar?
FC: Already did!
C: Awesome. Thanks man!
D: Wait, no you haven't. Charlie, do all your conversations with yourself go like this?
FC and C: Like what?
Frank: Hey Future Charlie, how do we kill Dennis and get him to a God Tier?
FC: I dunno, lemme ask a Past Charlie. Hey Charlie!
PC, C, and FC: Hey! Oh, hey! Hey Frank!
D: Oh jesus no. I would rather kill myself that keep this going.
C: Dennis is right dudes. Get out of here.
(Past Charlie draws his Batkind and slams it into his forehead, killing him instantly. Future Charlie disappears.)
D: HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
C: What? It's just how he leaves.
D: HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK.
C: I dunno, man. It's time stuff. Don't worry about it.
F: Yeah, stop getting all worked up Dennis. It's just a little blood.

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D: Frank, why do all the monsters look like you?
F: How the hell should I know? I don't play videogames.
C: Oh, its cause we tossed Frank into the Popup ghost.
F: You did?
C: Well not you, Frank. Other Franks.
FS: Future Franks from timelines other than the Alpha Timeline
M: Like that movie with the shitty bronze  machine and the vampires.
D: "The Time Machine"?
M: Nah it had the parkinsons guy.
DEE: Fine but why do ALL the monsters just look like Frank? Shouldnt they look like Ryan Gosling too?
D: Ryan Gosling. Why would they look like Ryan Gosling?
DEE: Well, Charlie gets a Frank Ghost, I wanted Ryan Ghost!
GANG: (Disgust and Boos)
DEE: Oh screw you all. Wheres RyanGhost!
C: Yeah that was lame so I just tossed Frank in all your popghosts. Well, Past Charlie did.
AIRHORN
D: Wait. So how many times did you prototype Frank?

FRANK VERSUS THE UNIVERSE
ITS ALWAYS SKAIA IN PHILIDELPHIA