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- 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I really hated cops here
- 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: before last weekend
- 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: it was insane
- 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: okay
- 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: incoming lots of text
- 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: saturday night
- 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: me n my bros want to go to the drive in
- 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: hot box
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: what we ussually do
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: on a saturday when were bored
- 8:23 PM - XTS // katalyst: type that out
- 8:23 PM - XTS // katalyst: i gotta start the veggies for din din
- 8:23 PM - XTS // katalyst: brb
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: OKAY
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: okay
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so where I left on
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we get a quad
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: gunna be a good night
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we rolled 4 joints
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we drive out
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: an hour
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: out to the drive in
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we get there
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and the dude is literally locking up
- 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: AS were pulling up
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we literally were late by 2 minutes
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so I tried to tell him
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: nicely
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: our situation
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he ended up being a dick
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so I cussed him out
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: first thought
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: is that Im pissed
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so pissed
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: fuck the world
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: then im like
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: wait a minute
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we got 10 grams of weed
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we lite up a joint
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and just say fuck it
- 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so were cruisin around
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: smokin
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: havin a good time
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: its 12 oclock
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: were want to do something
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: with our night
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and weed
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we end up heading over to OG
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: to check out
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: what it looks like now
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: (very deppressing)
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: the tables n shit
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: are still in there
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so then were like
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: what are we gunna do
- 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we end up driving all the way back to hunington
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and end up jumpin on the beach
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: (illegally)
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: after hours
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: life is good
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we light up a joint right next to the beach
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and just chill
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: there happened to be some chicks
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: doin the exact same shit
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we chilled there
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: for an hour
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: smokin
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: talkin about
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: stupid shit
- 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: then we see a cop comin
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so us n the girls hit it for the cars
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I swear to god
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: this beach was fucking huge man
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: It was like DDay 2013
- 8:27 PM - XTS // katalyst: lol
- 8:27 PM - XTS // katalyst: shittt
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we were fuckin stoned as shit
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: runnin on the beach
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: screamin
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: with a cop comin at us
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: in the distance
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we finally made it back to the cars
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: phew
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: that was fun
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: okay
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: what now
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: its like 2 oclock
- 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: but were still bored
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we end up going down to this sketchy ass nature reserve
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: (illegaly)
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: its like super dense forest
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: n bushes n shit
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: took us like 30 minutes
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: to park
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we finnaly parked
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: in a red zone
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we just said fuck it
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we roll down there
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: at like 230
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: stoned out of our minds
- 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: thinkin were gunna get raped
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we end up goin down to where theres this world famous bmx dirt jump
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: section in the middle
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we end up staying there
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: for like 30 minutes
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: smokin havin a good time
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so life is good
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: wer elike 5 grams in
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: pretty stoned ill be honest
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we end up callin it a night
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: since its like 3-4ish
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we hop back in the car
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: FUCK phone
- 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: hold that thought
- 8:29 PM - XTS // katalyst: lol ok
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: OKAY
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: mom wouldnt stop talking
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so its 330
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: were pretty stoned
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and tired
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we were smoking in the car
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: all night
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so its very smelly
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so were pullin out
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: as were going up the hill
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: theres a cop
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: going the other direction
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: with his lights of
- 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: REALITY
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: sinks in
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: deep
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: im like
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: oh fuck
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: just relax
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: because my cars tint
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: is like a bullseye
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: at that time of night
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: they pull me over thinkin im a trouble maker
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so he whips a fast uey
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: inside
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: im freaking out
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: but on the outside
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: im like
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: its fine
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: you know
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so hes right on my ass
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: follows us
- 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: for a few hundred yards
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he ends up pullin us over
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: Im thinkin its just for the tint
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: quick side story
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: me and my 2 buddies
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: idk what to call them
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: but their pretty much little bags
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: that hold all our stuff
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: like papers
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: weed
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: grinder
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and a piece or 2
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: mine had been empty the whole night
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: while my buddies
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: had like $100 of weed in
- 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: it
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so the cop comes up
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: were in this parking lot
- 8:38 PM - XTS // katalyst: yeh
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and he tells me to roll down the windows
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: my buddy in the back
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: is so fucking stoned
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: hes just full retard
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: hes only like 100 pounds
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: skinny lil dude
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so first thing
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he obviously smells the weed
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he confronts us about it
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: im thinkin god damnit
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: this is it man
- 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I just got a job
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: things are lookin good
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and im gettin busted
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: fuck my life
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so he smells the weed
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: starts asking us about it
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: where we live
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: where were going
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: when did we smoke
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: yata yata
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so he asks how much we have
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we start to panic
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: because i dont want to lie to him
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: but at the same time
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we have like $100 worth
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: prolly a hefty ticket
- 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so he keeps askin us
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I tell him I honestly dont know
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I look at sean
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and I keep asking him
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: how much do we have
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he literally looks at me
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: for fuckin 3 minutes
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: responding with the same shit
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I was at the poitn where I wanted him
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: to just pull it out
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so he pulls the slickest fuckin move
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: in the historyu
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: of 4am hotboxes
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he pulls out MY bag
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: shows him everything in there
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and that theres no weed
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: the cop looks at it
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: thinks for a second
- 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and says
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: "your good to go"
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: HALLAFUCKINLUYA
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I was fuckin celebrating
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: before he even got back
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: to the car
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so then
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: The STORY CONTINUES
- 8:41 PM - XTS // katalyst: hahahahah
- 8:41 PM - XTS // katalyst: oh god dayum
- 8:41 PM - XTS // katalyst: lol
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: the next day is easter
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and my ENTIRE family
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: is in town
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: the party is set for 330
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I sit on my couch
- 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: smoke another joint
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and think to my self
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: "ill wake up before 330"
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I wake up the next day at 4:45
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I am straight freaking the fuck out
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I feel like im still high
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so I go into the part
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: party
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: all late
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: like a fuckin retard
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: everyones lookin at me
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I still feel stoned
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: shit is fereaking me out
- 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: earlier this week
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I got a letter for jury duty
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and forgot to pick it up
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so my mom says
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: dont forget
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: to pick it up
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and my dad starts joking
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: "at the time I didnt know he was joking"
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: haha hunts the cops came lookin for you today
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I almost shit myself
- 8:43 PM - XTS // katalyst: BAHAHA
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: turns out they never came
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and it was a joke
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I swear to god man
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: it was like a fuckin movie
- 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I thought I was dead
- 8:44 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and that THE ENTIRE FAMILY
- 8:44 PM - HusKie* #ogi: knew about me
- 8:44 PM - XTS // katalyst: thats too fucking funny
- 8:44 PM - HusKie* #ogi: phew
- 8:44 PM - HusKie* #ogi: what a weekend
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