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  1. 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I really hated cops here
  2. 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: before last weekend
  3. 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: it was insane
  4. 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: okay
  5. 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: incoming lots of text
  6. 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: saturday night
  7. 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: me n my bros want to go to the drive in
  8. 8:22 PM - HusKie* #ogi: hot box
  9. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: what we ussually do
  10. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: on a saturday when were bored
  11. 8:23 PM - XTS // katalyst: type that out
  12. 8:23 PM - XTS // katalyst: i gotta start the veggies for din din
  13. 8:23 PM - XTS // katalyst: brb
  14. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: OKAY
  15. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: okay
  16. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so where I left on
  17. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we get a quad
  18. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: gunna be a good night
  19. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we rolled 4 joints
  20. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we drive out
  21. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: an hour
  22. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: out to the drive in
  23. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we get there
  24. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and the dude is literally locking up
  25. 8:23 PM - HusKie* #ogi: AS were pulling up
  26. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we literally were late by 2 minutes
  27. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so I tried to tell him
  28. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: nicely
  29. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: our situation
  30. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he ended up being a dick
  31. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so I cussed him out
  32. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: first thought
  33. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: is that Im pissed
  34. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so pissed
  35. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: fuck the world
  36. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: then im like
  37. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: wait a minute
  38. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we got 10 grams of weed
  39. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we lite up a joint
  40. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and just say fuck it
  41. 8:24 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so were cruisin around
  42. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: smokin
  43. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: havin a good time
  44. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: its 12 oclock
  45. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: were want to do something
  46. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: with our night
  47. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and weed
  48. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we end up heading over to OG
  49. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: to check out
  50. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: what it looks like now
  51. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: (very deppressing)
  52. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: the tables n shit
  53. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: are still in there
  54. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so then were like
  55. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: what are we gunna do
  56. 8:25 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we end up driving all the way back to hunington
  57. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and end up jumpin on the beach
  58. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: (illegally)
  59. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: after hours
  60. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: life is good
  61. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we light up a joint right next to the beach
  62. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and just chill
  63. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: there happened to be some chicks
  64. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: doin the exact same shit
  65. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we chilled there
  66. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: for an hour
  67. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: smokin
  68. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: talkin about
  69. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: stupid shit
  70. 8:26 PM - HusKie* #ogi: then we see a cop comin
  71. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so us n the girls hit it for the cars
  72. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I swear to god
  73. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: this beach was fucking huge man
  74. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: It was like DDay 2013
  75. 8:27 PM - XTS // katalyst: lol
  76. 8:27 PM - XTS // katalyst: shittt
  77. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we were fuckin stoned as shit
  78. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: runnin on the beach
  79. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: screamin
  80. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: with a cop comin at us
  81. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: in the distance
  82. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we finally made it back to the cars
  83. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: phew
  84. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: that was fun
  85. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: okay
  86. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: what now
  87. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: its like 2 oclock
  88. 8:27 PM - HusKie* #ogi: but were still bored
  89. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we end up going down to this sketchy ass nature reserve
  90. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: (illegaly)
  91. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: its like super dense forest
  92. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: n bushes n shit
  93. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: took us like 30 minutes
  94. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: to park
  95. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we finnaly parked
  96. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: in a red zone
  97. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we just said fuck it
  98. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so we roll down there
  99. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: at like 230
  100. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: stoned out of our minds
  101. 8:28 PM - HusKie* #ogi: thinkin were gunna get raped
  102. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we end up goin down to where theres this world famous bmx dirt jump
  103. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: section in the middle
  104. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we end up staying there
  105. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: for like 30 minutes
  106. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: smokin havin a good time
  107. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so life is good
  108. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: wer elike 5 grams in
  109. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: pretty stoned ill be honest
  110. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we end up callin it a night
  111. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: since its like 3-4ish
  112. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we hop back in the car
  113. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: FUCK phone
  114. 8:29 PM - HusKie* #ogi: hold that thought
  115. 8:29 PM - XTS // katalyst: lol ok
  116. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: OKAY
  117. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: mom wouldnt stop talking
  118. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so its 330
  119. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: were pretty stoned
  120. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and tired
  121. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we were smoking in the car
  122. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: all night
  123. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so its very smelly
  124. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so were pullin out
  125. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: as were going up the hill
  126. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: theres a cop
  127. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: going the other direction
  128. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: with his lights of
  129. 8:35 PM - HusKie* #ogi: REALITY
  130. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: sinks in
  131. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: deep
  132. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: im like
  133. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: oh fuck
  134. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: just relax
  135. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: because my cars tint
  136. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: is like a bullseye
  137. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: at that time of night
  138. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: they pull me over thinkin im a trouble maker
  139. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so he whips a fast uey
  140. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: inside
  141. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: im freaking out
  142. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: but on the outside
  143. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: im like
  144. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: its fine
  145. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: you know
  146. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so hes right on my ass
  147. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: follows us
  148. 8:36 PM - HusKie* #ogi: for a few hundred yards
  149. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he ends up pullin us over
  150. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: Im thinkin its just for the tint
  151. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: quick side story
  152. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: me and my 2 buddies
  153. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: idk what to call them
  154. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: but their pretty much little bags
  155. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: that hold all our stuff
  156. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: like papers
  157. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: weed
  158. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: grinder
  159. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and a piece or 2
  160. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: mine had been empty the whole night
  161. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: while my buddies
  162. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: had like $100 of weed in
  163. 8:37 PM - HusKie* #ogi: it
  164. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so the cop comes up
  165. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: were in this parking lot
  166. 8:38 PM - XTS // katalyst: yeh
  167. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and he tells me to roll down the windows
  168. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: my buddy in the back
  169. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: is so fucking stoned
  170. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: hes just full retard
  171. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: hes only like 100 pounds
  172. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: skinny lil dude
  173. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so first thing
  174. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he obviously smells the weed
  175. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he confronts us about it
  176. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: im thinkin god damnit
  177. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: this is it man
  178. 8:38 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I just got a job
  179. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: things are lookin good
  180. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and im gettin busted
  181. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: fuck my life
  182. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so he smells the weed
  183. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: starts asking us about it
  184. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: where we live
  185. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: where were going
  186. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: when did we smoke
  187. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: yata yata
  188. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so he asks how much we have
  189. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we start to panic
  190. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: because i dont want to lie to him
  191. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: but at the same time
  192. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: we have like $100 worth
  193. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: prolly a hefty ticket
  194. 8:39 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so he keeps askin us
  195. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I tell him I honestly dont know
  196. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I look at sean
  197. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and I keep asking him
  198. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: how much do we have
  199. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he literally looks at me
  200. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: for fuckin 3 minutes
  201. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: responding with the same shit
  202. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I was at the poitn where I wanted him
  203. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: to just pull it out
  204. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so he pulls the slickest fuckin move
  205. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: in the historyu
  206. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: of 4am hotboxes
  207. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: he pulls out MY bag
  208. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: shows him everything in there
  209. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and that theres no weed
  210. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: the cop looks at it
  211. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: thinks for a second
  212. 8:40 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and says
  213. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: "your good to go"
  214. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: HALLAFUCKINLUYA
  215. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I was fuckin celebrating
  216. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: before he even got back
  217. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: to the car
  218. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so then
  219. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: The STORY CONTINUES
  220. 8:41 PM - XTS // katalyst: hahahahah
  221. 8:41 PM - XTS // katalyst: oh god dayum
  222. 8:41 PM - XTS // katalyst: lol
  223. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: the next day is easter
  224. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and my ENTIRE family
  225. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: is in town
  226. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: the party is set for 330
  227. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I sit on my couch
  228. 8:41 PM - HusKie* #ogi: smoke another joint
  229. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and think to my self
  230. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: "ill wake up before 330"
  231. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I wake up the next day at 4:45
  232. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I am straight freaking the fuck out
  233. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I feel like im still high
  234. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so I go into the part
  235. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: party
  236. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: all late
  237. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: like a fuckin retard
  238. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: everyones lookin at me
  239. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I still feel stoned
  240. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: shit is fereaking me out
  241. 8:42 PM - HusKie* #ogi: earlier this week
  242. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I got a letter for jury duty
  243. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and forgot to pick it up
  244. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: so my mom says
  245. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: dont forget
  246. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: to pick it up
  247. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and my dad starts joking
  248. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: "at the time I didnt know he was joking"
  249. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: haha hunts the cops came lookin for you today
  250. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I almost shit myself
  251. 8:43 PM - XTS // katalyst: BAHAHA
  252. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: turns out they never came
  253. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and it was a joke
  254. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I swear to god man
  255. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: it was like a fuckin movie
  256. 8:43 PM - HusKie* #ogi: I thought I was dead
  257. 8:44 PM - HusKie* #ogi: and that THE ENTIRE FAMILY
  258. 8:44 PM - HusKie* #ogi: knew about me
  259. 8:44 PM - XTS // katalyst: thats too fucking funny
  260. 8:44 PM - HusKie* #ogi: phew
  261. 8:44 PM - HusKie* #ogi: what a weekend
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