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goodra should be male only

Apr 8th, 2014
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  1. Goodra is clearly too masculine to be female. He needs to be male only. Here are the reasons why:
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  3. 1) He has a masculine figure. He is literally shaped like a fat penis, which is obviously masculine. He follows the body structure of a manly biped dragon like manly mons such as Haxorus, Garchomp and Druddigon, all of whom are manly as fuck. If you use a female of any of these, especially Goodra, you're a massive fag-fuck.
  4. 2) He has a masculine voice. His cry is a fucking roar overlapped by gooey sounds.
  5. 3) He has a neckbeard of goo, based off the autistic neckbeard faggots he attracts, i.e you.
  6. 4) He's dragon type, arguably the most manly of all the types.
  7. 5) Goodra is based off the mythological "semenogoyocaust", a mythical creature in the Jewish religion. Young Jewish maidens were often seduced by the aura of pure sex which it emits, as stated in the bible (Book of Semeno, 4:20)
  8. 6) Goodra is such a fucking alpha it is purple, a typically feminine colour. This nigga doesnt give a fuck about what you think unlike betafaggots like Aggron and Garchomp. Nice dark colours and spikes faggot, true alphas look like Goodra.
  9. 7) Its a pile of semen. Females can usually not produce semen. Ergo semen is masculine.
  10. 8) Why is Goodra's name GOODRA? It comes from GOOSE and DRAKE. Goose is obvious, but drake actually means MALE GOOSE. Check mate femfags.
  11. 8) Damn son look at those toned legs and arms. Goodra fucking lifts more than you neckbeards ever dreamed of.
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  13. As you can see, Goodra is the most masculine of all the Pokemon. If you use a female Goodra, commit japanese number puzzle you fucking faggot. I bet you like sucking nigger dicks and you wrote a 500 page thesis on "the pleasure of being cummed inside". Fucking faggots.
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