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- Goodra is clearly too masculine to be female. He needs to be male only. Here are the reasons why:
- 1) He has a masculine figure. He is literally shaped like a fat penis, which is obviously masculine. He follows the body structure of a manly biped dragon like manly mons such as Haxorus, Garchomp and Druddigon, all of whom are manly as fuck. If you use a female of any of these, especially Goodra, you're a massive fag-fuck.
- 2) He has a masculine voice. His cry is a fucking roar overlapped by gooey sounds.
- 3) He has a neckbeard of goo, based off the autistic neckbeard faggots he attracts, i.e you.
- 4) He's dragon type, arguably the most manly of all the types.
- 5) Goodra is based off the mythological "semenogoyocaust", a mythical creature in the Jewish religion. Young Jewish maidens were often seduced by the aura of pure sex which it emits, as stated in the bible (Book of Semeno, 4:20)
- 6) Goodra is such a fucking alpha it is purple, a typically feminine colour. This nigga doesnt give a fuck about what you think unlike betafaggots like Aggron and Garchomp. Nice dark colours and spikes faggot, true alphas look like Goodra.
- 7) Its a pile of semen. Females can usually not produce semen. Ergo semen is masculine.
- 8) Why is Goodra's name GOODRA? It comes from GOOSE and DRAKE. Goose is obvious, but drake actually means MALE GOOSE. Check mate femfags.
- 8) Damn son look at those toned legs and arms. Goodra fucking lifts more than you neckbeards ever dreamed of.
- As you can see, Goodra is the most masculine of all the Pokemon. If you use a female Goodra, commit japanese number puzzle you fucking faggot. I bet you like sucking nigger dicks and you wrote a 500 page thesis on "the pleasure of being cummed inside". Fucking faggots.
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