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Ẁ̮͓͈͇h͇͖̖̜e̮̘̟̞͠r̖͔̰̣̲͟e̥̮̙̠̥ ̼̪̥̫̠h͞u͈̞̣̗m͓͖͕a̲̬̮̖n͙̬̰̠̮͝i҉̻͖͈͍̤̻t̬̭͍͉͇̜̮y̧͓͍ ̛͓̣̭̩w͕̥̝̪i͎̺̥l̢̮͖͇͔̟̹̘l͉̖̩̦͕ ̴̟͚̟m̯̘͙͉e̝̺̩e̪t͖̺̰̯̣ ̡̥̮̻̫͉̩͇it͉̯͉̱͕̜͝s͏ ̧̰g͏͖̥̻̝̟oo͓̩̭̭̜d̥ ̼̖͎͔̠̬ḛ̝̖̝̱͉̩n̟̣d̷̦i̧̫̠n҉̮͇g̦̭͈.̼̣̯

Today's broadcasting program will be:

Children's programming 8:00AM

News show 12:00PM.

E̢̖͉͇̹̱͉̝x͚͡t̟̤͇͔͜e͔̬͎̜͡ṟ̭̜̜m̬̼͖̫̳̞̰in͕̙̳̝͚a̺t̡̥̘͓i̷o͕͔n ̩̞o̲f̷͔̫̰̼ ̘̭̘̱̜͘ḑ̝̗̝̫͕̰i̖͕̼͈̗ͅs̨̜̮̭͇͍̖s͙̬̫̙̻͕e̮͈͎͎n̼͖͙͓͈̦t͈̼̥̬̠͞ 4:00PM

T̙ͩ̾ͣ͋̓̿̀ē̫ͅr͔̦͙̖m̤̟̻̣̼ͅí͚̫̙̥̬ͩ͆n̟̦̽͆̔a̗̫̻̺͎ͮ̓͊̿t̍i͔̩͎͖͉͒ö̟͇͈̩̠́͋̔n͕ ̻ͨ̆̂̔ͣo͕̒́̓f̖͖̬͖̐́̾̉̋̈́ ̹̠̪̗͗͋̽̈́̅f̙̟̀̽̈́͗͆́̾r̹̲̤̻̍̈́̾̃̀e͉ͮ͋ͪͬͯe̱̼̣̝̣̠͂ ̭͔̼̻̭͇̣͊̉̓̏ͣwͭ̓ͫ͊͆̐ͅi̩͖̗̥͓̅l̤̯͚̬͓̼̣̐͑̇͊ͭ͑̍l̺̤͓͙͍͐ 8:00PM

Adult re-programming 12:00 AM

Thanks for paying attention and remember:

T̤̣̬̖̰̰̗̦́̂̅ͯͭh̙̠̦̻̖̋̇e͍̣̗̰̪ͥ̽̎͆̓̒ͥ̃͆r̥̘̰̯͖̽̒͂͒e̻͇͓͚̦̦͈͒͐̑ͨ͗̆̋ͪ̽ ͇̄ȋ̝̝̜͓̜̦̟ͦ̆ͨͮ͛͐s̬̬͓̔ͥͤ ̞̪̱̬͉̩̔̅n̺̫̦̓̈́̐ͫͣ̎ͮ̽o̹̯̦͛̂́̆ͥͩ̃ ͚̯͉͍̳̲̱͒͒͗̾ͯp̪̱͈͖͉̤̻͈̙̽̓ͨ̂́̆ͣ̚l͓̒̋ǎ̠͓̩̲̱̜ͫc͈͎̞̬͔ͩ̓͂ͤ̽e͇̘͙̞͗ͩ ̱͚͉͙̤̑̊͑ͫḽ̻͓̪̫ͫ̀͒͐̊e͚̪̙͕̠̩̭ͪͭ̅f͙͈̦͚͇̟̉͊͊ṫ̬̙̤͍̟͖̂̽̽ͬ̆͌ͧ ̙̹͔͍̥͖̃̏ͥ̊͂͛̊͆t̘̯̾͌o̭͇ͣ̋̉͐̈̉̑ ̰͎̥̝̍̚h͎̜͋ͭ͊ͩ̄̿̈ͅi̜̖̯̟͇̲͙ͩḓ̖͚̲̜̤͍̈͂̓̆̆̆̈́ͅe̘̪̭̺̥̱ͨ́ͥ

We have been taken over. Please resist the pleasure. Close this program.

T̵̢̀h̶̕͝a̕t̸͜ įs͘͟͡ ̵n̵̡o͜ ̀l͝onge̴ŕ̴ ̧a̷ń͏͘ ̷̢o̴p̡ti͟oń.̷͟͡ ͜S̡̡u͡b̷͟m̢̀į͘͡t̛́͝ ̷̀͢o̧͝͡r͢ ͡f͝͠͠ą̵͝c̴͝e͜͡-̧̡̨
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Stay away. ̀͢͝͠Ḑ̵̴̶̶o̵҉̶͞n̵̸'̵̢̕͟͝t̢҉ ̶̕s̷̢̀t͜͏o͠͡p̶͞ ̵͝c̶͜ų̀͘͟m̵̶͞͏m͜͠į͞n̷̢͜͡g̨̛.

But most importantly of all.

B͞͡E̡҉͘ ̴̡̛͡Ş͘U͝R̡̧̡E̸̴̡͞͝ ͘T̵̵̢͘͜O͏̸̢͘ ̶̀̕͠H̴̵̢A͏̧͝V̧̢̀Ę ͘͟A͡ ͏͠P̶̸͟͏L̷̨͠͡E̡̕͠͞A̵͘͝͡Ś̵̴̨̕U͡R̵̢A͏͠B̛̕͟͡L̷̛͟E҉͝ ͠͏̨̀̕È̸̵͝X̷̢͞P̛͘͢͜͠E̛̛R̡͠I̷͟͡͝͏E͞N̡̧̛͞C̷̡͜͡Ȩ̴̛̀͜ ̨͟T̸̶͘O̵͟͠͏Ń̵͜I͜G̀̕͢͞H̡̕̕͠͡T̢͞ ̧͘̕<͏̸̕͡3̡̛.

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