Leeroy: Avoid Thy Ratosk

[20:44] <Rossum_Synito> ===START===
[20:45]  * Rossum_Synito perfectSpecimen has begun trolling aceGamer
[20:45] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Oh you sly fucking bitch. Beep Boop.
[20:45] <Leeroy_Church> Leeroy, after a few minutes of trying to pretend that Ratosk thing never happened, has left her game pod for the larger living quarters pod.
[20:45] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Couldn't just take no and move on with your life could you? Beep Boop.
[20:46] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1 was gonna.
[20:46] <Leeroy_Church> AG: then u gave me the sh1+t1est excuse eva, so.
[20:46] <Leeroy_Church> AG: u no.
[20:47] <Leeroy_Church> She continues what she was doing, shoving furniture out of random spare bedrooms that never really get used anyway. Why did she have all these things built anyhow?
[20:48] <Rossum_Synito> PS: You've fucked everything up for so many people time and time again. Beep Boop. And you just keep doing it and doing it and doing it. Beep Boop. You just don't stop to think about others do you. Beep Boop.
[20:48] <Leeroy_Church> She pauses, shoulders drooping.
[20:48] <Roland[DM]> Rossum sees an interface around Leeroy. Why not click a few buttons?
[20:48] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1 no.
[20:49] <Rossum_Synito> ((before that I should probably enter her you know))
[20:49] <Rossum_Synito> ((as a client))
[20:49] <Rossum_Synito> ((seeing as how I havent done that))
[20:49] <Roland[DM]> Oh
[20:49] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1 tr1ed 2 th1nk of u.
[20:49] <Roland[DM]> Funny story: Rossum is given that prompt right now! Isn't that crazy?
[20:50] <Leeroy_Church> AG: u no 1 trust u w1+ my l1fe ch1c.
[20:50] <Leeroy_Church> AG: or at least 1 used 2.
[20:50] <Rossum_Synito> PS: At what point did that happen? Beep Boop. The whole "try" thing. Beep Boop.
[20:50] <Rossum_Synito> I input her in as a client.
[20:51] <Rossum_Synito> this is not a thing that will not happen.
[20:51] <Leeroy_Church> AG: well huh lets c.
[20:51] <Rossum_Synito> for reasons unknown to all.
[20:51] <Roland[DM]> Natch!
[20:51] <Leeroy_Church> AG: theres that whole 'had u rebu1lt as a robot' th1ng.
[20:51] <Roland[DM]> You already have the game, so the interface loads and appears almost immediately.
[20:52] <Leeroy_Church> AG: and the part where 1 handp1cked u when look1n 2 play a rad new game.
[20:52] <Roland[DM]> >Well, kid. The game's afoot.
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[20:52] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Oh you picked me to play a game? Beep Boop. Well that's just fucking golden isn't it. Beep Boop.
[20:52] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Honestly I'm touched. Beep Boop.
[20:52] <Leeroy_Church> Frowning, she picks up the banhammer, and slams it through one of the adjoining walls to clear more space.
[20:53] <Rossum_Synito> PS: As for the whole robot thing. Beep Boop.
[20:53] <Leeroy_Church> AG: u used 2 care about that.
[20:53] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Should of just let me die. Beep Boop.
[20:53] <Leeroy_Church> AG: bs.
[20:53] <Roland[DM]> The wall is effectively banned.
[20:53] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1+s wut u always wanted.
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[20:53] <Leeroy_Church> AG: and 1 wasnt let+1n u d1e.
[20:53] <Rossum_Synito> PS: That doesn't mean its been a good thing to have happened. Beep Boop.
[20:54] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Would be better on the entire race if I just died that day. Beep Boop.
[20:54] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1 thought u l1ked be1n part robot?
[20:54] <Rossum_Synito> PS: But once again you managed to fuck everyone over because you didn't want to feel bad. Beep Boop.
[20:55] <Leeroy_Church> AG: bs 1+ would be worse.
[20:55] <Rossum_Synito> PS: My life is eternal agony arguing with a myriad of voices inside my head telling me to do who knows what half the time. Beep Boop.
[20:55] <Leeroy_Church> She ignores the part about not wanting to feel bad.
[20:55] <Leeroy_Church> AG: ..wut?
[20:55] <Rossum_Synito> PS: What? Beep Boop.
[20:56] <Leeroy_Church> AG: the vo1ces th1ng.
[20:56] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Read the sentence again if you need to. Beep Boop.
[20:56] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1s that where u got the 'sry world 1s end1n' th1ng?
[20:57] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Honestly I couldn't even tell if it was or wasn't at this point. Beep Boop.
[20:58] <Rossum_Synito> I try to put the machines down in some other room that she won't notice them being in.
[20:58] <Leeroy_Church> AG: well.
[20:58] <Leeroy_Church> AG: ..1m srry ros.
[20:58] <Roland[DM]> Roll perception, Leeroy
[20:58] <Rossum_Synito> PS: But no seriously, thank you. Beep Boop.
[20:58] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1 d1d wut 1 thought was r1ght.
[20:59]  * Leeroy_Church rolls 14 perception.
[20:59] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Saving some shitty troll just because you knew them a bit better than you knew someone else? Beep Boop.
[20:59] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Yeah that seems fine to me. Beep Boop.
[21:00] <Roland[DM]> You miss the clunks in another part of your hive.
[21:00] <Leeroy_Church> AG: the fuk ros?
[21:00] <Leeroy_Church> AG: u woulda done the same 4 me.
[21:00] <Leeroy_Church> AG: or at least u woulda b4.
[21:01] <Leeroy_Church> ((Where are you shoving this stuff, for reference?))
[21:01] <Leeroy_Church> ((There are three 'pods' to Leeroy's hive.))
[21:01] <Rossum_Synito> ((Some other room that your not in doesn't really matter))
[21:01] <Rossum_Synito> ((whichever one is the furtherest away))
[21:02] <Leeroy_Church> ((The largest one is living quarters, medium is gaming rigs, and smallest is the entry pod/poolside bar))
[21:02] <Rossum_Synito> PS: No Roy. Beep Boop. You see I would of done something that you completly and utterly failed to do. Beep Boop.
[21:02] <Leeroy_Church> AG: wut?
[21:03] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Cause when someone almost dies its usually a little nice for them to have someone around who actually cares. Beep Boop.
[21:03] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Rather than to get tossed away again. Beep Boop.
[21:03] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Your machines are down in another room by the way, enjoy. Beep Boop.
[21:03] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1
[21:03] <Leeroy_Church> AG: u.. fuk.
[21:03] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Just go do the machines. Beep Boop.
[21:04] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Its honestly fine. Beep Boop.
[21:04] <Roland[DM]> >Ah. Time to get to work, kid. And cut that out! If you're gonna swear, do it right!
[21:04] <Leeroy_Church> She grits her teeth, determined not to look upset.
[21:04] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Save your life and ignore everything else. Beep Boop.
[21:04] <Roland[DM]> >Sheesh. "Fuk." Why I never.
[21:04] <Leeroy_Church> If the game started, Rossum can see her.
[21:04] <Leeroy_Church> Like fuck is she going to cry for an audience.
[21:05] <Leeroy_Church> ...Like she can cry at all, duh.
[21:05] <Leeroy_Church> AG: just a game, ros.
[21:05] <Rossum_Synito> Oh good she remains as emotionless as always
[21:05] <Rossum_Synito> fun
[21:05] <Roland[DM]> Obviously. Leeroy is not only best gril; she is also toughest gril.
[21:05] <Rossum_Synito> PS: So go ahead and play it then. Beep Boop.
[21:05] <Leeroy_Church> She charges out of the wreckage in search of the machines.
[21:05] <Leeroy_Church> AG: u saw me clear1n space r1ght.
[21:05] <Rossum_Synito> PS: I'll just do the same thing I've always done and move on with my life alone. Beep Boop.
[21:05] <Leeroy_Church> AG: whered u put them?
[21:06] <Roland[DM]> Rossum put em in the gaming pod
[21:06] <Roland[DM]> Entry pod was too small, see?
[21:06] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Down in the pod you spend most of your time. Beep Boop.
[21:06] <Leeroy_Church> Greeeat. All up in her important shit.
[21:06] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1 get 1+ drama queen.
[21:06] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Gee thanks. Beep Boop.
[21:07] <Roland[DM]> >You look frustrated. Don't worry; you'll never play another game again, anyway
[21:07] <Leeroy_Church> First up, the thing with the wheel.
[21:07] <Roland[DM]> Roll strength
[21:07] <Roland[DM]> To turn the wheel
[21:07]  * Leeroy_Church rolls 16.
[21:07] <Roland[DM]> You manage to crank one out.
[21:07] <Roland[DM]> No, the dowel you moron!
[21:07] <Leeroy_Church> Duh, she's not a weak noodle like Ratosk.
[21:07] <Roland[DM]> It plops out with an orb behind it
[21:08] <Leeroy_Church> The orb, right.
[21:08] <Roland[DM]> The orb looks inviting. Roland[DM]
[21:08] <Roland[DM]> Dangit phone
[21:08] <Leeroy_Church> She's not letting this thing go the way the other one did.
[21:08] <Leeroy_Church> She scoops the dead squid out of her inventory and lobs it.
[21:08] <Roland[DM]> Roll dex
[21:08] <Leeroy_Church> (Oh thank god)
[21:09]  * Leeroy_Church rolls 18 to softball the squid.
[21:09] <Leeroy_Church> (I didn't need another nat 1 entry.)
[21:10] <Rossum_Synito> ((do you have a laptop and a desktop?))
[21:10] <Roland[DM]> The squid sails into the orb. It now makes several accusatory gurgling and squelching noises as it floats there
[21:10] <Rossum_Synito> ((IC))
[21:10] <Leeroy_Church> (No laptop, desptop rig, phone, and tablet.)
[21:11] <Roland[DM]> >Oh, gee, a squid. How original.
[21:11] <Leeroy_Church> (Er.. Just no laptop.)
[21:11] <Rossum_Synito> ((You got a console and some expenisve big fuck off tv though right?))
[21:11] <Roland[DM]> Answer carefully about the TV
[21:11] <Leeroy_Church> (Yup. Probably plenty. Just assume a gamer's paradise.)
[21:11] <Roland[DM]> Big TVs are disadvantageous to gamers.
[21:11] <Leeroy_Church> (There's also a room full of fiduspawn you can open the door to)
[21:11] <Rossum_Synito> As she goes to toss the screen in I try to grab the tv/console setup and toss them into the sprite as well.
[21:12] <Roland[DM]> Nah
[21:12] <Rossum_Synito> nah
[21:12] <Leeroy_Church> "whoa hey!"
[21:12] <Roland[DM]> Sprite prototypings are the decision of the entering player
[21:12] <Rossum_Synito> I dont do any of that then
[21:12] <Leeroy_Church> Also did that dead squid thing just gurgle?
[21:12] <Rossum_Synito> I just continue to sit afk
[21:12] <Leeroy_Church> It was dead.
[21:12] <Roland[DM]> K cool. Thanks for understanding.
[21:13] <disgonbgood> (it's undeath is hell.)
[21:13] <Roland[DM]> It's a squid! Squids make gargling noises! Probably.
[21:13] <Roland[DM]> Ah, right *accusatory* gargling noises
[21:13] <Leeroy_Church> ...But it was DEAD. You KILLED it after it tried to pick your nose and.. cuddle you or something.
[21:13] <Leeroy_Church> ...
[21:13] <Leeroy_Church> "wutevs. dont got +1me 4 th1s."
[21:14] <Leeroy_Church> Grab the dowel, find the card.
[21:14] <Roland[DM]> SQUIDROY JENKINS IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE, AND HE COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY.
[21:14] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Oh cool so you decided to give a squid a nicer resurection than me. Beep Boop. I'm not really that surprised. Beep Boop.
[21:14] <Leeroy_Church> (And this isn't even the obvious pandering part yet, Bill.)
[21:14] <Roland[DM]> (Zalgo'd text of squid dialogue here)
[21:15] <Leeroy_Church> AG: wut do u mean resurec+1on? 1 just tossed 1+ 1n so 1+ d1dnt go the way the k1nky assholes d1d.
[21:16] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1 got v1deo 2 prove that was the worst sh1+ 1 ever saw.
[21:16] <Rossum_Synito> PS: You really haven't been around dead things enough to work out when they stop being dead have you? Beep Boop.
[21:16] <Leeroy_Church> Have I found the card?
[21:16] <Leeroy_Church> AG: mmmnah. 1+ was dead.
[21:16] <Roland[DM]> Assuming Rossum dropped it, yes
[21:16] <Rossum_Synito> I place down the card onto the desk
[21:16] <Leeroy_Church> AG: left a dent 1n the struts outs1de.
[21:17] <Leeroy_Church> AG: thnx
[21:17] <Roland[DM]> There it is! You now have the card
[21:17] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Congrats. Beep Boop.
[21:17] <Leeroy_Church> She grabs it and heads for the carving machine.
[21:17] <Leeroy_Church> Slot in card, shove rod on setup, press buton.
[21:18] <Roland[DM]> The dowel is carved into a totem
[21:18] <Roland[DM]> It's uneventful. Almost disappointing.
[21:19] <Leeroy_Church> That IS disappointing. She was expecting a little more fanfare.
[21:19] <Leeroy_Church> Ah well. At least she won't shove it up her ass.
[21:19] <Roland[DM]> Haha, damn.
[21:19] <Leeroy_Church> AG: how am 1 do1n on +1me?
[21:19] <Rossum_Synito> PS: You have loads of time left. Beep Boop.
[21:19] <Leeroy_Church> She takes the totem and brings it to the last machine.
[21:19] <Rossum_Synito> Doesn't even matter how much time she actually has
[21:20] <Roland[DM]> Hm. You wasted a lot of time bickering, though. 60 seconds.
[21:20] <Leeroy_Church> AG: really? sh1+, bulgel1cker got l1ke noth1n.
[21:20] <Roland[DM]> You shouldn't even need that long, but hey, there it is! An anvil and a red hot piece of iron!
[21:20] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1+ cut pretty close.
[21:20] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Who> Beep Boop.
[21:20] <Rossum_Synito> ((*Who?))
[21:21] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1 th1nk he probs harassed u earl1er.
[21:21] <Leeroy_Church> AG: ratosk.
[21:21] <Roland[DM]> 50 seconds
[21:21] <Leeroy_Church> AG: dudes a bag of musclebeast d1ldos.
[21:21] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Oh yeah that fuck. Beep Boop. Thanks for that. Beep Boop. Really brightened my day. Beep Boop.
[21:21] <Leeroy_Church> AG: but he takes orders alr1ght.
[21:22] <Roland[DM]> >"musclebeast dildos." Huh. Well, I feel violated now
[21:22] <Leeroy_Church> AG: l1ke 1 sa1d 1 got v1deo of h1m try1n 2 bas1cally fuk h1mself.
[21:22] <Leeroy_Church> AG: grody.
[21:22] <Roland[DM]> Okay, 45 seconds. You just gonna ignore your entry item or...?
[21:22] <Leeroy_Church> Looking over the anvil and iron, this seems straightforward.
[21:23] <Leeroy_Church> Grab hammer.
[21:23] <Roland[DM]> Roll strength.
[21:23] <Leeroy_Church> Ready stance.
[21:23] <Leeroy_Church> Waaaait for it!
[21:23] <Leeroy_Church> Line up the shot..
[21:23] <Leeroy_Church> And an 18 to STRIKE THE IRON WHILE IT'S HOT.
[21:24] <Roland[DM]> It's stricken!... But it looks like it needs more... Strike again?
[21:24] <Roland[DM]> 0:40
[21:24] <Leeroy_Church> Must be some sturdy metal.
[21:24] <Leeroy_Church> Alright, ANOTHER!
[21:25] <Roland[DM]> It has assembled a vaguely spear tip like shape
[21:25]  * Leeroy_Church rolls a 9 that time guis.
[21:25] <Roland[DM]> You passed the DC. It gets closer!
[21:25] <Roland[DM]> One more ought to do it...!
[21:25] <Roland[DM]> 0:35
[21:25] <Leeroy_Church> ....
[21:25] <Leeroy_Church> 4.
[21:25] <Roland[DM]> Haha, nope. Was that a critfail I smelled?
[21:26] <Leeroy_Church> No, but close.
[21:26] <Leeroy_Church> Basically as close as I could get without critfailing.
[21:26] <Roland[DM]> Your hammer strikes a little off. Try again
[21:26] <Roland[DM]> Little off center I mean
[21:26] <Leeroy_Church> She curses and gives it another go.
[21:26] <Roland[DM]> 0:30
[21:26] <Leeroy_Church> Oh good, another 9.
[21:26] <Roland[DM]> The hammer strikes true, and a soeartip is formed
[21:27] <Leeroy_Church> Neat.
[21:27] <Roland[DM]> Everything around you turns white, and your vision returns. You're... Still underwater?
[21:27] <Leeroy_Church> That is WAY more useful than a flashlight.
[21:27] <Leeroy_Church> And is SO not going up your butt!
[21:27] <Roland[DM]> The anvil and spear tip have vanished
[21:27] <Leeroy_Church> ....Wait.
[21:27] <Leeroy_Church> WHAT.
[21:28] <Roland[DM]> Where are you, Leeroy?
[21:28] <Leeroy_Church> YOU CAN'T BE UNDERWATER.
[21:28] <Leeroy_Church> SHIT SHIT YOUR GEAR.
[21:28] <Leeroy_Church> THIS HIVE WAS BUILT TO BE AIRTIGHT THE FUCK?
[21:28] <Roland[DM]> Nonono, you're hive is underwater
[21:28] <Roland[DM]> Your
[21:28] <Leeroy_Church> Oh.
[21:28] <Leeroy_Church> Oh good.
[21:28] <Roland[DM]> You are still within it
[21:28] <Leeroy_Church> Whew.
[21:28] <Leeroy_Church> Crisis averted.
[21:28] <Leeroy_Church> In that case, lets just.. Go to a window then.
[21:29] <Roland[DM]> Noticeably more light spills through the water. It looks shallower than where you lived.
[21:29] <Leeroy_Church> At least all the stupid coral's probably gone.
[21:29] <Leeroy_Church> Stupid colorful reef.
[21:29] <Roland[DM]> Will you investigate?
[21:29] <Leeroy_Church> With it's plentiful sealife and deceptively sharp bits.
[21:30] <Leeroy_Church> Sure.
[21:30] <Leeroy_Church> She heads to the entry pod and dives out.
[21:31] <Roland[DM]> The water tastes noticeably not salty.
[21:31] <Leeroy_Church> Mmm, refreshing.
[21:31] <Roland[DM]> It is also murkier than the sea.
[21:31] <Leeroy_Church> ...Never mind, not refreshing.
[21:32] <Roland[DM]> The surface seems to call you up.
[21:32] <Leeroy_Church> She swims for it.
[21:32] <Leeroy_Church> She wants to beee
[21:32] <Leeroy_Church> PART OF YOUR WOOORRRLD.
[21:33] <Rossum_Synito> PS: Well for whatever reason I just saved your life. Beep Boop. Debts are all cleared up I guess. Beep Boop. Hopefully we can never speak again, that was fun. Beep Boop.
[21:33]  * Rossum_Synito perfectSpecimen has gone offline
[21:33] <Roland[DM]> As you surface, you see that you were in a lakebed, beset on all sides by a beautiful plain. Small villages can be seen in the distance, but a huge castle stands out most of all. There is lettering in the sky. Welcome, Leeroy, to
[21:33] <Roland[DM]> THE LAND OF CASTLES AND ARMOR.
[21:33] <Leeroy_Church> AG: what do u mean, saved my-
[21:33] <Leeroy_Church> AG: ..dude.
[21:34] <Leeroy_Church> AG: th1s 1s the coolest th1ng ever.
[21:34] <Roland[DM]> ==END?==