Cawypso

>live in a fancy high rise apartment with a swank balcony
>yeah, you're kinda high class, but you still buy a fluffy pony. why not, its cute.
>get a unicorn with red fur
>dinner time
>go to safe room
>find your fluffy unicorn pony as he plays with blocks, babbling all the while
Hey champ, ready for dinner?
>"yay, nummies!"
Lemme guess, you want your usual plate of spaghetti?
>"yes! what daddy want?"
....Huh?
>"what daddy want? daddy get anything he want, what is it?"
>well, this is different.
"What, like what I want for dinner?"
>"no, anyting! daddy ask, fluffy use magic, make it fo daddy!"
>aww, how cute. thinks he's really magic
>what the hell, I'll play along.
>you think for a minute
Well, I always thought it would be neat to fly. Like a pegasus, ya know?
>"kay, fwuffy gwant wish!
>amazingly, his little horn glows.
>not little sparks, either. a full glow, illuminating the whole room.
>your body begins glowing as well, finally goes away after about a minute
Holy shit...fluffy...you did it?
>"fwuffy use magic! now daddy fwy!"
>you're skeptical
>but Hell, you've never seen a fluffy pony use magic that strong, so maybe it worked?
>your eagerness overtaking you, you run out to your balcony and leap over the railing
>you fall to your death
>as your corpse lies on the ground, a single airline ticket flaots out of your pocket
>you could have flown afterall
>from the balcony, your pony stares down at your body, a sick smile on his face
>"I cawypso, I tank you fo' pwaying Tisted Meta."