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- GRiM has connected.
- Nirrti has connected.
- Lampshade has connected.
- Canuhearmenow has connected.
- Jekko has connected.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Which are we loading?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Carceri, Tomb
- Canuhearmenow:
- Etc.
- Lampshade:
- Grass me thinks
- GRiM:
- i got some over shit going on
- GRiM:
- it's tieing up the speed
- GRiM:
- bear with
- Lampshade:
- Hai
- Lampshade:
- Hai
- Darth GW7:
- hai
- Canuhearmenow:
- hai
- Lampshade:
- I shall be pink now
- DM has connected.
- Elias Guillermo:
- You know guys, I've been thinking about our time in the tomb...
- Ahwassa:
- Yeah, it sure was fun there
- halfred:
- CHOPS
- Elias Guillermo:
- And what particularly stands out was our inability to open those chests
- halfred:
- CHOPSSSS
- DM:
- And the loot you inevitably lost.
- Lampshade:
- About that
- Lampshade:
- Can we go back?
- halfred:
- MUTTON CHOOOOOOPPPPPSSSSSSSSS
- Lampshade:
- At some point
- Elias Guillermo:
- We need someone with the proper... Skillset around us
- DM:
- Go back to Carceri? Suuuure thing.
- Elias Guillermo:
- Especially since we're going after a proper wizard
- halfred:
- mutton chops
- Elias Guillermo:
- I am very gay
- halfred:
- I HAVE MUTTON CHOPS
- Canuhearmenow:
- That's without a doubt the most attractive Halfling I've ever seen
- DM:
- Canu, you only heard a rumour about the job. Not the detailsa
- DM:
- details
- Darth GW7:
- Elias' statement just now matches what canu just said
- DM:
- mhm
- Canuhearmenow:
- lol
- GRiM:
- anyone else had trouble logging onto SWTOR site lately?
- Darth GW7:
- swtor?
- Canuhearmenow:
- The Old Republic
- GRiM:
- *facepalm
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Canuhearmenow:
- So I imagine the DM is preparing his instance sheet or something
- Canuhearmenow:
- DM:
- My what
- Darth GW7:
- Is jakko here
- Canuhearmenow:
- Well we're just sitting here
- Darth GW7:
- jekko
- Darth GW7:
- jakko
- Darth GW7:
- thinie
- Darth GW7:
- gagjdsh
- Canuhearmenow:
- The Rogueish character
- Nirrti:
- of course not
- Darth GW7:
- the loveable rogue
- Darth GW7:
- loved by a certain wizard
- Canuhearmenow:
- WE GOT OURSELVES A BURGLAR
- Darth GW7:
- AND HE HAS MUTTON CHOPS
- Canuhearmenow:
- NOW LET US GO TO LONELY MOUNTAIN
- DM:
- We have a wizard?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I believe he meant Sorcerer
- DM:
- Ah. The inferiors.
- DM:
- I see.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Because after all those non-magically inclined fail to notice a difference until it's too late
- DM:
- Says the guy who just put Druids down
- Jekko:
- here
- DM:
- hey
- Darth GW7:
- hai
- Nirrti:
- he's been here the whole time :F
- Darth GW7:
- MUTTON CHOPPPPPPPS
- Nirrti:
- Darth is gay for mutton chops
- Lampshade:
- We all are
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- You're pretty small.
- Darth GW7:
- sensitive
- Elias Guillermo:
- While I admit this little group is getting a bit big... We could always use a burglar
- Darth GW7:
- "big"
- Darth GW7:
- hue
- Ahwassa:
- I thought stealing the loot was your job?
- DM:
- Really, Darth?
- halfred:
- oh thank you stating the obvious.
- Elias Guillermo:
- It is really only a fleeting thing, Ahwassa, won't happen again since I'm now a semi-permanent member of this illustrious entourage
- Z'ar Kor:
- He's just getting it out of his system. Take no notice.
- Elias Guillermo:
- What is your name, Halfling?
- Lampshade:
- Wait, so we just randomly met this halfling and we're like "wanna come with us"?
- Canuhearmenow:
- How else will we
- Nirrti:
- no he's an old friend of OMG'ahrs
- DM:
- Uh, sure. I can hardly stop a train crash in motion
- Lampshade:
- I know, but I expected at least something
- Darth GW7:
- Why don't we just make him part of the party we were going to join anyway
- Darth GW7:
- the one the mage was organizing
- Lampshade:
- That sounds plausible
- Darth GW7:
- He said that the mage was organizing an expedition already
- Darth GW7:
- halfred could just be part of it
- Canuhearmenow:
- So I guess we have to wait until we introduce Halfred
- Lampshade:
- Yep
- Canuhearmenow:
- Maybe he's not in the party until we actually meet up with "the rest" of the people?
- DM:
- Indeed
- Darth GW7:
- poor halfred
- Canuhearmenow:
- That way Halfred can come across as a badass
- Darth GW7:
- he'll see him soon
- halfred:
- OMG'ahr is that you?
- Lampshade:
- I'm sorry but "badass" and "halfling" don't go together
- Canuhearmenow:
- Make him a smart mouthed rogue that we meet as he's busy unlocking something
- DM:
- Can everyone roll a d20 except Jekko, btw?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Bilbo Baggins was badass, Lamp
- DM:
- No wait
- Darth GW7:
- and picks canu's pocket
- Lampshade:
- Lies
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 9
- DM:
- hang on
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 => 10
- Darth GW7:
- puc u
- * Nirrti rolls: d20 => 18
- Darth GW7:
- phuc u
- Canuhearmenow:
- What are we rawling
- * Lampshade rolls: d20 => 9
- Nirrti:
- khorne is on my side today
- Darth GW7:
- phuc me phuc u
- Lampshade:
- No idea
- GRiM:
- WTF i cant move my token?
- Shanto has connected.
- DM:
- Something interesting, Canu
- DM:
- Shanto, roll a d20
- * Shanto rolls: d20 => 17
- GRiM:
- finally
- Darth GW7:
- we're being attacked
- GRiM:
- now i can
- Darth GW7:
- by dragons
- Canuhearmenow:
- Does this have to do with the 1-7 thing
- DM:
- No
- DM:
- this has nothing to do with that
- Lampshade:
- Suure
- Canuhearmenow:
- DRINKING CONTeST?
- DM:
- Seriously, that's a whole seperate plot
- Lampshade:
- Can I roll sense motive on that?
- Darth GW7:
- Is that the one I said 4 to?
- DM:
- Go ahead
- DM:
- Sure. WHy not
- Dragon:
- rrerr
- Shanto:
- Lamp! My fair maiden
- Darth GW7:
- oh god
- Darth GW7:
- it hurts
- Canuhearmenow:
- So I guess the Dragon's stealing Ahwassa and raping Zar
- Darth GW7:
- just so you know jekko
- Darth GW7:
- this happens every session
- Darth GW7:
- EVERY.
- Darth GW7:
- SESSION.
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 18 + 3 = 21
- Lampshade:
- Hah
- Canuhearmenow:
- YOU WASTED A GOOD ROLL
- DM:
- I win
- Lampshade:
- IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!
- Darth GW7:
- what are we rolling sense motive for
- Lampshade:
- I was checking if the gm lied
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait that was Sense Motive?
- Lampshade:
- DM*
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh
- Jekko:
- lol
- * DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 16 + 8 = 24
- Canuhearmenow:
- Alright so now where is the DM leading us
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+10 => 12 + 10 = 22
- Canuhearmenow:
- What are we rolling?
- Darth GW7:
- dice
- Lampshade:
- I dunno
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 20 => 10 + 20 = 30
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+50 => 17 + 50 = 67
- DM:
- d357 + 89
- Lampshade:
- Big numbers!
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: d0 + 69 => Invalid expression: d0 + 69.
- * DM rolls: d357 + 89 => 327 + 89 = 416
- GRiM:
- I bought a shiny new bow while we were in town ^_^
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d1905+151285 => 183 + 151285 = 151468
- Lampshade:
- Yay
- Lampshade:
- I got drunk
- Canuhearmenow:
- Speaking of shiny new bows
- Darth GW7:
- roll d1905
- DM:
- Stop with the big numbers, btw, they end up crashing servers after a certain point
- Darth GW7:
- get 183
- Elias Guillermo:
- Ehthos, I realize you need a better weapon, is this correct?
- Darth GW7:
- what if I do a negative roll
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d-1 => -1 - 1 = -2
- DM:
- that, apparently
- Lampshade:
- I thought monks were unarmed
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d => -1
- * DM rolls: -d20 => -18
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d => -100
- * Darth GW7 rolls: => Invalid expression: .
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d => 20
- Darth GW7:
- anyway
- * DM rolls: 25 => 25
- DM:
- Alright
- * Darth GW7 rolls: 1000 => 1000
- Lampshade:
- Stop rolling?
- Nirrti:
- back
- DM:
- So, xp time?
- Darth GW7:
- they see me rolling
- Lampshade:
- Yees
- Darth GW7:
- they hating
- Lampshade:
- haha
- DM:
- Darth, one more roll. Reflex.
- Canuhearmenow:
- aww yea
- Canuhearmenow:
- XP tiem
- Darth GW7:
- oh god I have cancer
- Nirrti:
- what are we rolling
- DM:
- nothing
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 13 + 1 = 14
- Lampshade:
- Nothing
- Canuhearmenow:
- Cancer and AIDS
- DM:
- right
- Darth GW7:
- do I have cancer?
- Lampshade:
- wouldn't that be fort save?
- DM:
- Indeed
- Darth GW7:
- well
- Canuhearmenow:
- Naw, he dodges away from the free radical that, when inhaled, causes the cancer
- Darth GW7:
- you know that cancer you eventually get better from?
- Darth GW7:
- that ain't the kind I got
- Nirrti:
- good
- Lampshade:
- Isn't that a line from Watchmen?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yes
- Darth GW7:
- HIGH FIVE
- Darth GW7:
- o/
- Lampshade:
- I'm going to leave you hanging
- Darth GW7:
- o_
- DM:
- so, I came to the conclusion that I couldn't be bothered doing maths and decided this is as good a time as any to explain levelling up. Have 500 xp!
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yay
- Lampshade:
- yay
- Darth GW7:
- LEVEL UP
- Darth GW7:
- 1140 XP
- GRiM:
- yay
- Lampshade:
- 1160xp!
- Nirrti:
- 1140
- Lampshade:
- I got 20xp rp bonues earlier
- GRiM:
- 1140
- DM:
- Rp with Shanto, yeah.
- DM:
- In a tent
- DM:
- at night
- Darth GW7:
- I want an XP bonus ;-;
- Nirrti:
- me and canu should get XP bonus
- GRiM:
- i am now level 2 ^_^
- Darth GW7:
- me too
- You have disconnected.
- Shanto has connected.
- Canuhearmenow has connected.
- GRiM has connected.
- DM has connected.
- Lampshade has connected.
- Jekko has connected.
- Nirrti has connected.
- Lampshade:
- Isn't it roll the hit dice?
- GRiM:
- woah woah woah
- GRiM:
- slow
- Darth GW7:
- oh boy here we go
- GRiM:
- down
- DM:
- Right, we'll need to roll.
- Nirrti:
- HP dice?
- GRiM:
- slow the fuck down,son
- DM:
- One at a time
- GRiM:
- me
- DM:
- Okay, ranger?
- GRiM:
- GRiM:
- yes
- GRiM:
- ?
- Darth GW7:
- make this your best roll
- Darth GW7:
- It'll affect your character
- Darth GW7:
- for ages to come
- GRiM:
- roll what?
- Darth GW7:
- hit dice
- DM:
- I'll be kind and let you reroll if you get below 25%
- Lampshade:
- d8 for ranger
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- I thought you just give max possible HP
- DM:
- Roll a d8 + your Con mod
- DM:
- Nope, Canu
- DM:
- only at level 1
- * GRiM rolls: d8 +3 => 4 + 3 = 7
- Lampshade:
- It's called hit die for a reason
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh god
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d4 + 1 => 2 + 1 = 3
- DM:
- Unless you guys would rather I went for the max?
- Canuhearmenow:
- There for me
- Darth GW7:
- Nah just roll
- Lampshade:
- Wouldn't that be op?
- DM:
- Right, you two add that to your hp total.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d10+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
- Nirrti:
- what's the dice for barbarian
- Nirrti:
- isn't it 12?
- * Lampshade rolls: d8+2 => 4 + 2 = 6
- Darth GW7:
- Is it?
- * Shanto rolls: d6+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d12+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
- DM:
- yeah, Nirrti
- Darth GW7:
- 3 again anyway
- Jekko:
- d6+1
- DM:
- Shanto, reroll
- * Shanto rolls: d6+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
- GRiM:
- so my hp is now 18
- GRiM:
- cool
- DM:
- Darth, reroll
- Canuhearmenow:
- I CAN LEARN ANOTHER 0th LEVEL SPELL
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d10+4 => 6 + 4 = 10
- Canuhearmenow:
- HUZZAH
- * Jekko rolls: d6+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
- Darth GW7:
- that's nice
- Lampshade:
- Yay
- * Nirrti rolls: d12+2 => 8 + 2 = 10
- Lampshade:
- What are you going to get?
- Canuhearmenow:
- But I haven't seen any performed
- Canuhearmenow:
- I need to see a spell to learn it
- Darth GW7:
- Do we automatically get full HP?
- DM:
- Shuddup Canu and add a spell
- Nirrti:
- so now i've got 24hp
- Canuhearmenow:
- FINE
- Lampshade:
- Wasn't that enfeeblement ray a lvl 0 spell?
- DM:
- You rested Darth, so yes.
- Nirrti:
- how many skill points was it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Mage Hand
- DM:
- It depends on class and race
- Canuhearmenow:
- I get to pick up and handle 5 lb objects
- Canuhearmenow:
- Time to fondle people
- Lampshade:
- Heh
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait no
- Canuhearmenow:
- Perfect
- Canuhearmenow:
- Prestidigitation
- Canuhearmenow:
- I do parlor tricks while stealing money
- DM:
- right
- Canuhearmenow:
- NOPE
- Nirrti:
- you need a project body part spell
- DM:
- no feats or ability bonuses for first level.
- Canuhearmenow:
- DISRUPT UNDEAD
- Nirrti:
- if you catch my drift
- Canuhearmenow:
- 1d6 damage to Undead
- Canuhearmenow:
- We are, after all, going against a Necromancer
- Shanto:
- I get a feat
- DM:
- Has everyone rolled HP?
- Shanto:
- For beinga monk
- Nirrti:
- so do i
- Nirrti:
- uncanny dodge
- Lampshade:
- So shall I get more in planar knowledge?
- Darth GW7:
- Right
- DM:
- I meant in general, not including class feats
- Darth GW7:
- Hjort I get a fighter feat, yes?
- Lampshade:
- Or something else
- DM:
- Yes, Darth
- Canuhearmenow:
- Fuck yeah
- Canuhearmenow:
- 1 to Bluff
- Canuhearmenow:
- Now +10
- DM:
- HANG ON
- Canuhearmenow:
- And added one to Arcana, which gives me +2 to Spellcraft
- Lampshade:
- Fuck
- Nirrti:
- how many skill points was it
- Canuhearmenow:
- 2
- Canuhearmenow:
- It's always 2
- DM:
- No it isn't
- Darth GW7:
- +INT mod
- Lampshade:
- No
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait +INT mod?
- DM:
- It depends on class race and int mod
- Canuhearmenow:
- So I have 4?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I mean +3?
- DM:
- Canu are you human?
- Canuhearmenow:
- yes
- Canuhearmenow:
- Human with a +3 Int
- DM:
- All humans get an extra skill point a level
- Lampshade:
- We do?
- Canuhearmenow:
- So I get... 6 skill points per level now?
- Canuhearmenow:
- +2 standard, +1 Human and +3 Int?
- GRiM:
- so how many skill points do i get?
- GRiM:
- to distribute
- GRiM:
- ?
- Nirrti:
- -5
- Lampshade:
- 6+int mod
- DM:
- Yes, Canu
- Canuhearmenow:
- Aww yea
- Lampshade:
- According to ph
- Nirrti:
- how many do iget
- Nirrti:
- *i get
- DM:
- Grim, you get 9
- Nirrti:
- i bet it's 1
- Lampshade:
- 4+ int mod according to ph
- GRiM:
- ok
- Nirrti:
- 3 then
- GRiM:
- does putting points in skills i have 0 in cost more?
- GRiM:
- or anything like that?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Debating if I should add my +4 to get +2 more in Dip
- DM:
- No, Grim
- Canuhearmenow:
- Or... Add it to Craft so I can make shit
- Lampshade:
- Heh, debating...
- Lampshade:
- Spend it on craft
- DM:
- Cross class skills cost 2 points, class skills cost 1
- Canuhearmenow:
- I know
- Canuhearmenow:
- Dip will be an uphill battle for me
- Lampshade:
- I could go dip
- Lampshade:
- Next level
- Canuhearmenow:
- aww
- Nirrti:
- what were the limits on the skill point limits
- DM:
- Level + 3
- DM:
- At level 2, 5
- DM:
- half that for cross class
- Lampshade:
- Now I have +5 in planar
- DM whispers: You get 2 skill points
- Lampshade:
- For more encyclopedia
- You whisper to DM: used them already
- Canuhearmenow:
- SO GUYS
- Canuhearmenow:
- WHAT FOR CRAFT
- GRiM:
- ok
- GRiM:
- breakdown
- Canuhearmenow:
- Bowmaking, Weaponsmithing
- Canuhearmenow:
- Armormiithing
- Darth GW7:
- armorsmithing
- Nirrti:
- my jump is now +9
- Canuhearmenow:
- But that wouldn't make sense for a mage...
- GRiM:
- +4 in jump
- GRiM:
- +2 openlock
- Darth GW7:
- you could make armour then enchant it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Craft lacks context for a mage
- Lampshade:
- What did you need to make golems?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I could pay someone else to do it though
- GRiM:
- +1 search
- Canuhearmenow:
- Depends on the Golem
- Darth GW7:
- But why would you if you could make it yourself
- Jekko:
- +9 open lock
- DM:
- +5 maximum
- Canuhearmenow:
- I lose XP that way Darth
- Lampshade:
- Wait, is Jekko 2 too?
- Darth GW7:
- wat
- Darth GW7:
- why do you lose XP
- Canuhearmenow:
- -1k XP per Golem made
- Lampshade:
- Crafting costs xp
- Darth GW7:
- oh god what
- Canuhearmenow:
- Not all crafting
- Lampshade:
- Well all the fun crafting does
- Canuhearmenow:
- Crafting, say, a masterwork cuirass is no xp loss
- Canuhearmenow:
- Crafting the Unholy Blade of Daemonslaying is a loss
- Lampshade:
- I say we hire someone to craft for us then
- DM:
- magic crafting requires placing an element of the creator's power inside the item
- Lampshade:
- Can we put someone elses power?
- Nirrti:
- Grim, how about a jumping contest
- Darth GW7:
- My base attack bonus goes up by 1, yes?
- GRiM:
- lol
- GRiM:
- ok
- DM:
- HANG ON
- GRiM:
- whoever jumps the highest gets 5gp from the other Nirrti?
- Canuhearmenow:
- There
- Nirrti:
- sure
- Canuhearmenow:
- +9 to Intimidate
- Canuhearmenow:
- Elias is a scary fucker
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 8 + 4 = 12
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+9 => 16 + 9 = 25
- Darth GW7:
- I'll join in!
- Lampshade:
- Ouch
- GRiM:
- fuck you
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+13 => 1 + 13 = 14
- Darth GW7:
- oh fuck
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 6 + 9 = 15
- Lampshade:
- Heh
- Darth GW7:
- what
- Nirrti:
- i am now 10gp richer
- Lampshade:
- oh god
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 10 => 10 + 10 = 20
- DM:
- Has everyone sorted out their skill points?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yup
- Darth GW7:
- zar tries to join in with the jumping contest
- Darth GW7:
- he braces
- Darth GW7:
- jumps
- Darth GW7:
- trips
- Darth GW7:
- falls flat on his face
- Darth GW7:
- CRITICAL FAIL
- Nirrti:
- pay up gents
- Canuhearmenow:
- You fall and accidentally enter the Abyssal Plane
- DM:
- Falling through all the layers
- Nirrti:
- so am i now 10gp richer
- Canuhearmenow:
- Why can't I hold all of these Septims
- Nirrti:
- because i sure could use the money
- Nirrti:
- fucking greataxe cost a shitton
- Lampshade:
- That they do
- Canuhearmenow:
- XANNAN
- Canuhearmenow:
- I WILL BUY YOU A SHINY BOW YES?
- Nirrti:
- buy me chain shirt
- Lampshade:
- brb bathroom
- Canuhearmenow:
- I can't be seen anywhere near that Shopkeeper anymore
- Canuhearmenow:
- ... Bad things happened
- Nirrti:
- the minimum damage i now do is 10
- Canuhearmenow:
- Also congrats gents, the ghoul blood is now caked onto our weapons
- GRiM:
- I have a shiny bow
- GRiM:
- already
- GRiM:
- i bought one after sleeping at the tavern
- Canuhearmenow:
- GRiM an even SHINIER ONE!
- Canuhearmenow:
- O
- DM:
- oh yeah Grim sold the treasure
- Canuhearmenow:
- h
- Canuhearmenow:
- I need to get a good crossbow
- Canuhearmenow:
- Darth GW7:
- How much do saving throws go up by
- GRiM:
- sold my ring
- DM:
- Grim gave his ring to an old man running a shop
- GRiM:
- in exchange for better overall aim
- Nirrti:
- Darth, check class stats
- Darth GW7:
- Don't see anything
- GRiM:
- i can share the info of the shop
- GRiM:
- i went to
- Nirrti:
- fort +3, that's it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Masterwork arrows and crossbow
- Canuhearmenow:
- +2 to attack
- GRiM:
- if you wanna go back and beat him up and take it?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I could have a TAB of +6 goddamn
- Lampshade:
- Shouldn't we hire the halfling for that?
- Nirrti:
- Canu, masterwork Greataxe, aww yeah
- GRiM:
- me and him are CG
- Lampshade:
- As a test of skill to join our group
- GRiM:
- we arent evil
- GRiM:
- one of the evil ones should persuade him
- Canuhearmenow:
- Don't look at me
- Lampshade:
- None of us is evil
- GRiM:
- lol
- Lampshade:
- I think
- DM:
- Canu pretty much is
- Canuhearmenow:
- Should I shift to LE?
- Lampshade:
- Yes
- DM:
- In time
- Lampshade:
- For added fun
- Canuhearmenow:
- Not now though
- Canuhearmenow:
- For now I'm a starry eyed Sorcerer alone in the world
- Canuhearmenow:
- Trying to find his purpose in life
- Canuhearmenow:
- Because Elias is clearly the innocent, valiant type
- Lampshade:
- Alone?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Figuartively speaking
- Darth GW7:
- RIGHT
- Darth GW7:
- SHALL WE PLAY NOW
- DM:
- NO
- Darth GW7:
- logistics sorted out
- DM:
- THERE IS MORE TO SORT OUT
- Darth GW7:
- FINE
- Darth GW7:
- PHUC U
- Canuhearmenow:
- NO WE'RE GOING TO JUST SIT HERE FOR ANOTHER 2 HOURS
- DM:
- NIRRTI HAVE YOU ADDED YOUR BONUS FEAT
- Canuhearmenow:
- THEN SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE
- Nirrti:
- yes i have
- GRiM:
- anything else with LEVELLING?
- DM:
- OKAY
- Nirrti:
- i can now dodge uncannily
- GRiM:
- I ONLY DID HP AND SKILLS
- Canuhearmenow:
- Orcs are so uncanny
- Nirrti:
- YEAH YOU DIE
- Canuhearmenow:
- GriM you are Ranger yes?
- GRiM:
- yes
- DM:
- Darth gets a bonus feat. There is a list on page 90
- Canuhearmenow:
- You get +1 on your BAB
- Canuhearmenow:
- Add that
- Canuhearmenow:
- +1 to Fort
- Canuhearmenow:
- +1 to Ref
- Canuhearmenow:
- Combat Style as well
- Canuhearmenow:
- Archery or Two Handed
- Canuhearmenow:
- If you select Archery then you can auto gain Rapid Shot
- Canuhearmenow:
- Aka
- Canuhearmenow:
- YOU CAN SHOOT YOUR BOW TWICE PER ROUND
- Nirrti:
- shoot yourself rapidly
- Canuhearmenow:
- Skeet sekeet skeet
- Nirrti:
- in the case of Xannan
- You have disconnected.
- Shanto has connected.
- Canuhearmenow has connected.
- GRiM has connected.
- DM has connected.
- Lampshade has connected.
- Jekko has connected.
- Nirrti has connected.
- Canuhearmenow:
- GriM did you pick Archery?
- Ahwassa:
- Yeah, that's totally new *cough*
- GRiM:
- pick it in what way?
- GRiM:
- as a feat?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Combat Style
- Canuhearmenow:
- You pick either Two Handed
- Canuhearmenow:
- Or Archery
- GRiM:
- archery
- Nirrti:
- two handed archery
- Canuhearmenow:
- If you do Archery you auto-get Rapid Fire
- GRiM:
- damnit
- Canuhearmenow:
- Congrats GriM, you can shoot your bow twice per attack
- GRiM:
- DM never told me
- Shanto:
- brb
- Ahwassa:
- He want to keep you bad
- Canuhearmenow:
- Two rolls for the price of one!
- Lampshade:
- ops
- Nirrti:
- two hits on yourself for the price of one
- GRiM:
- YAY
- Canuhearmenow:
- What's your TAB now?
- Nirrti:
- whose
- Nirrti:
- mine?
- Canuhearmenow:
- GRiM
- GRiM:
- TAB?
- Nirrti:
- total attack bonus
- Canuhearmenow:
- Total Attack Bonus
- GRiM:
- +5 on ranged
- GRiM:
- +3 on melee
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- What's your Dex?
- GRiM:
- 18
- Canuhearmenow:
- You have +6
- Canuhearmenow:
- BAB is +2 for level 2
- Canuhearmenow:
- And you get +4 for Dex
- Nirrti:
- not for all classes
- DM:
- for ranger
- Canuhearmenow:
- He's a Ranger
- DM:
- it is
- GRiM:
- also i have a +1
- GRiM:
- from my bow
- Canuhearmenow:
- So +7
- Lampshade:
- so +7
- Lampshade:
- Ouch
- GRiM:
- WOO
- Canuhearmenow:
- AND YOU CAN FIRE TWICE
- Lampshade:
- Now you might even hit!
- Nirrti:
- mine is +7 on melee
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nirrti Cleave?
- Canuhearmenow:
- CLEAVE
- GRiM:
- can i practise a shot please?
- Nirrti:
- and +1 on axe
- Nirrti:
- so +8
- DM:
- Not till next level
- GRiM:
- with my standard arrows
- GRiM:
- not the cold iron poison ones
- GRiM:
- i have 17 standard ones leftr
- Canuhearmenow:
- GRiM if you get masterwork arrows you can +8
- GRiM:
- Nirrti:
- somebody give me 2k g
- Darth GW7:
- Right
- Darth GW7:
- I think I've done everything
- Darth GW7:
- :V
- You have disconnected.
- Nirrti has connected.
- Canuhearmenow has connected.
- DM has connected.
- GRiM has connected.
- Jekko has connected.
- Shanto has connected.
- GRiM:
- Is there anything nearby i can shoot without looking like a murderer?
- Darth GW7:
- yourself
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nirrti
- Nirrti:
- ?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Orcs are animals
- Darth GW7:
- it's not murder it's suicide
- Canuhearmenow:
- Not people
- Nirrti:
- except i'm not an orc
- GRiM:
- like a gable or something on the wall of the tavern?
- Nirrti:
- i'm only half orc
- Darth GW7:
- so it's half-murder?
- GRiM:
- lol
- Nirrti:
- no
- Nirrti:
- it's i bash your head in for fun
- Darth GW7:
- orcs are too slow
- Canuhearmenow:
- I bet if Nirrti found true love he'll become pure Human
- Darth GW7:
- he'd shoot you from across the room
- Darth GW7:
- and run away
- Canuhearmenow:
- Like Beauty and the Beast
- Nirrti:
- nope
- Darth GW7:
- and you'll never catch him
- Lampshade has connected.
- Nirrti:
- 30ft
- Canuhearmenow:
- So it's official
- Nirrti:
- i need that chain shirt
- Nirrti:
- so it'd be 40ft
- Darth GW7:
- everyone wants a chain shirt
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- Canuhearmenow:
- ALRIGHT LADS
- Lampshade:
- I got a breastplate
- Canuhearmenow:
- LET US GET THIS ON THE ROAD
- Canuhearmenow:
- Because Winter is Coming
- Lampshade:
- Yes!
- Darth GW7:
- YES!
- Canuhearmenow:
- I have no armor
- Darth GW7:
- you're naked
- Nirrti:
- good
- Lampshade:
- nub
- Darth GW7:
- and it's winter
- Nirrti:
- you will die fast
- Canuhearmenow:
- I have 12 AC
- Darth GW7:
- I have 17
- Canuhearmenow:
- Protect me bitches
- GRiM:
- i cant move tokens again
- Lampshade:
- I like how I have 13 ac, but I got a breastplate
- Lampshade:
- Loving my dex mod
- Darth GW7:
- LET'S PLAY
- Darth GW7:
- D&D
- GRiM:
- ok
- Canuhearmenow:
- You have no dex?
- Lampshade:
- I got 6 dex
- Lampshade:
- mod is -2
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wha
- Canuhearmenow:
- How
- Canuhearmenow:
- So you're like, an inflexible woman
- Lampshade:
- I had some not so good stat rolls
- Canuhearmenow:
- Totally yeah
- Nirrti:
- wait what
- Nirrti:
- i fucking forgot that armor class is calculated
- Canuhearmenow:
- LET US BEGIN THIS
- DM:
- You wake up
- Darth GW7:
- dragons fall, everyone dies
- DM:
- Morning sunlight streams in through the windows of the inn.
- DM:
- why would a dragon fall, it has wings?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
- Nirrti:
- DM
- Shanto:
- you see Alawasa with Ehthos in the same bed, you all gasp but knew in the back of your mind that they two were meant for each other
- Nirrti:
- it fell asleep midflight
- DM:
- mhm?
- Lampshade:
- Dragonrend
- Elias Guillermo:
- *le yawn*
- DM:
- ah
- * Xannan Hawkflight gets up to the window and looks outside
- Darth GW7:
- you slept with ehthos
- Darth GW7:
- we all slept together
- Darth GW7:
- giggidy
- DM:
- you wish
- Darth GW7:
- GIGGIDY
- Canuhearmenow:
- ALRIGHT, SO
- Canuhearmenow:
- We wake up
- GRiM:
- so are we all in the inn?
- Nirrti:
- do we
- GRiM:
- the whole part?
- Nirrti:
- or maybe this is still a dream
- GRiM:
- party?
- Darth GW7:
- Seven AM waking up in the morning
- DM:
- Make a will save to wake up
- Lampshade:
- lol
- Canuhearmenow:
- lol
- Darth GW7:
- gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs
- Canuhearmenow:
- everything is calculated
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+1 => 16 + 1 = 17
- Darth GW7:
- gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 4 => 6 + 4 = 10
- Nirrti:
- YES, I WOKE UP SUCCESSFULLY
- * GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 17 - 1 = 16
- Canuhearmenow:
- AWw man!
- Nirrti:
- it's a battle ot wake up
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 3 + 6 = 9
- Darth GW7:
- gotta get down to the bar keep
- Nirrti:
- *to
- Darth GW7:
- I see my friends
- Nirrti:
- if you roll natural 1 you die
- DM:
- right
- DM:
- new day over the town
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 3 - 1 = 2
- DM:
- what do you do?
- Darth GW7:
- I don't wake up
- Nirrti:
- 24 HOURS REMAINING
- Darth GW7:
- :c
- Canuhearmenow:
- I...
- Nirrti:
- you're now braindea
- Nirrti:
- d
- Canuhearmenow:
- I...
- Nirrti:
- gep gun
- Lampshade:
- I go to the dining area to wait for the others
- Darth GW7:
- me too
- Ahwassa:
- Morning
- GRiM:
- BEGINNING OF THE 2ND DAY - 48 hours remain
- Nirrti:
- fuck you moon
- Darth GW7:
- but not before waking everyone up by danging my huge dragon balls in their faces
- Darth GW7:
- wait what
- Nirrti:
- but you don't wake up
- Nirrti:
- so that's just a dream
- DM:
- thank god
- * Elias Guillermo wakes up and heads down stairs after putting on his slick new robe
- Darth GW7:
- Who's dreaming THAT?
- Darth GW7:
- D:
- DM:
- you
- Elias Guillermo:
- That was certainly refreshing
- Nirrti:
- you are
- Ahwassa:
- Hmm, what where you wearing in the speaker place then?
- Darth GW7:
- that sums up my dream yes
- Lampshade:
- that as ooc
- Lampshade:
- was*
- DM:
- ...good to know.
- Canuhearmenow:
- I was wearing my slick new robes there too
- Lampshade:
- Just sayin
- Z'ar Kor:
- Nice day.
- Darth GW7:
- IS it a nice day?
- GRiM:
- brb
- Lampshade:
- Do we need to spot check that?
- Nirrti:
- spot check for nic e day
- Nirrti:
- *nice
- Darth GW7:
- spot check to see out the window
- Lampshade:
- Or roll for ncie weather?
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 13 - 1 = 12
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 16 + 1 = 17
- DM:
- what the fuck
- Canuhearmenow:
- THIS IS REALISTIC
- Lampshade:
- Doing important research here
- Lampshade:
- We need to know if it is a nice day
- Darth GW7:
- I mean we might say "Nice day" to someone without knowing that it ISN'T a nice day
- DM:
- IT IS ALRIGHT
- Darth GW7:
- and they'll get suspicious
- Nirrti:
- maybe their perspective of nice day is different from yours
- DM:
- maybe some of them dislike sunshine
- Darth GW7:
- nerds?
- Lampshade:
- Spot check for vampires?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yeah, what if one of them is a Mindflayer
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 6 - 1 = 5
- Darth GW7:
- shit I failed
- Darth GW7:
- check for fangs
- Canuhearmenow:
- ARCANA CHECK ON THIS PLANE'S CONCEPT OF GOOD DAYS
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 9 + 8 = 17
- Darth GW7:
- that would be a planar check surely
- Lampshade:
- Thats planes knowledge!
- Canuhearmenow:
- Fuck
- Shanto:
- Have you guys gone full retard?
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
- Darth GW7:
- OH SHIT
- DM:
- it appears so Shanto
- Darth GW7:
- HE FAILED
- Darth GW7:
- WE'LL NEVER KNOW
- Darth GW7:
- "Hey barkeep, is today a nice day?"
- Canuhearmenow:
- I INTIMIDATE THE SUN INTO BEING A NICE DAY
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 1 + 9 = 10
- Canuhearmenow:
- I...
- Canuhearmenow:
- I....
- Darth GW7:
- CRITICAL FAAAAAIL
- Nirrti:
- sun has intimidated you to be sad
- Canuhearmenow:
- I crit failed intimidating the sun
- Darth GW7:
- let me try
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
- GRiM:
- SUN IS DISPLEASED
- Canuhearmenow:
- Does this mean...
- Darth GW7:
- I intimidate the sun into being a nice day
- Lampshade:
- Ooh
- GRiM:
- LASER BEAMS
- Canuhearmenow:
- IT'S A THREAT
- DM:
- There is now a small cloud following Canu about
- Nirrti:
- Canu is now a goth
- Canuhearmenow:
- DM:
- Also, the sun is now hostile towards Canu
- Z'ar Kor:
- One of your failed experiments, Elias?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Failure just teaches us the incorrect paths to take, Z'Ar
- * OMG'ahr heads downstairs to the main arae
- Canuhearmenow:
- arae?
- Nirrti:
- areas are overrated
- DM:
- Incorrect including making an enemy of the sun
- Canuhearmenow:
- Is that what they call these open spaces
- Z'ar Kor:
- Or it might just kill us outright.
- Elias Guillermo:
- We must make a sacrifice to the Sun God
- Z'ar Kor:
- I-
- Elias Guillermo:
- Lest it consume us in it's wrath
- Z'ar Kor:
- what?
- Ahwassa:
- What?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- morning all!
- Canuhearmenow:
- hahaha
- DM:
- Pelor doesn't like sacrifices
- Z'ar Kor:
- Xan, have you been telling Elias weird stories again?
- Nirrti:
- he likes fresh meat
- Canuhearmenow:
- I was OOC y'all
- Lampshade:
- No you weren't
- Canuhearmenow:
- Lampshade:
- We're milking all we can from this
- Lampshade:
- Aaand, that was it
- Darth GW7:
- Intimidate check on the cloud above elias to scare it away
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
- GRiM:
- http://www.smbc-comics.com/
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 6 + 5 = 11
- Nirrti:
- Darth, intimidate check the floor
- DM:
- As you sit at the table. you hear something muttering and crawling about under it
- Canuhearmenow:
- OH SHIT A RAT
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh wait a halfling
- Z'ar Kor:
- ....Omg?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Same thing
- Lampshade:
- I check under the table
- OMG'ahr:
- What?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Never mind.
- Elias Guillermo:
- I smell a rat
- halfred:
- zzzzzzz
- * Xannan Hawkflight draws an arrow ready to kill the vermin
- Lampshade:
- What skill category does smelling belong?
- Nirrti:
- spot check?
- Darth GW7:
- smell check
- * Xannan Hawkflight looks under
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Oh.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- it's not a rat
- Canuhearmenow:
- We must have checks that include keeping a regular heartbeat
- Ahwassa:
- It's a... halfling
- Darth GW7:
- "Barkeep, there's a halfling under our table!"
- Nirrti:
- fort check for breathing
- Elias Guillermo:
- Oh, those things
- Elias Guillermo:
- Well it's added protein
- * Xannan Hawkflight kicks the halfling
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- WAKE UP
- Z'ar Kor:
- Did we take his table?
- DM:
- "I don't care. My bar is on fire because of the sun. Get out."
- * Elias Guillermo pokes the halfling with a foot
- Z'ar Kor:
- Delicate as always.
- OMG'ahr:
- Wait a minute...
- Elias Guillermo:
- Someone get a stick to see if it's dead!
- Z'ar Kor:
- Whenever you see something new, do you have to poke and prod it?
- halfred:
- stop that!
- Ahwassa:
- It?
- * OMG'ahr lifts the halfling up
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- who are you?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Isn't that what you always do, Z'ar?
- OMG'ahr:
- I KNOW YOU
- Z'ar Kor:
- I-
- DM:
- and then gay sex ensued
- Z'ar Kor:
- wait, what?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Small multiverse
- halfred:
- i have bad hang over you guys are kick me!
- Z'ar Kor:
- Poor choice of words.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Very poor choice of words.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Stop knowing people!
- Z'ar Kor:
- Stop hitting people!
- OMG'ahr:
- It's not my fault!
- Elias Guillermo:
- What is with this party and these chance encounters?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Boccob preserve me...
- Ahwassa:
- Life wouldn't be as much without them
- Z'ar Kor:
- It's like there's some invisible force guiding us...
- * Z'ar Kor looks at the camera
- DM:
- STOP IT
- * Elias Guillermo looks at the camera
- Lampshade:
- BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
- OMG'ahr:
- What the hell are you doing here Halfred?
- DM:
- THE FOURTH WALL IS WEAK ENOUGH AS IT IS
- DM:
- YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK IT
- halfred:
- OMG'ahr!!!?
- DM:
- HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS LIVE BEHIND IT.
- Lampshade:
- That's mean
- OMG'ahr:
- Yeah, that's me allright
- Elias Guillermo:
- Aha! This is deligh- let's get going
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- What the hell are you looking at?
- * OMG'ahr puts the halfling down
- halfred:
- what are you doing here?
- OMG'ahr:
- Long story
- OMG'ahr:
- how about you?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Why are you sleeping under a table?
- Ahwassa:
- Halfling, who are you and what are you doing under our table?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Well, he WAS here first.
- Ahwassa:
- I guess that's true
- halfred:
- I had too much ale
- OMG'ahr:
- As always, eh
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- well at least we know theres still some spirits left
- Z'ar Kor:
- Xan, it's morning. You just woke up.
- Elias Guillermo:
- It's 5 o'clock somewhere in the Planes, Z'Ar
- Ahwassa:
- Why does it matter what time is it?
- Ahwassa:
- All times are good for drinking!
- Z'ar Kor:
- Actually, technically time is a complete illusion formed by our own simple minds.
- Z'ar Kor:
- But let's not get into that right now.
- Elias Guillermo:
- Of course, relativistic temporal theory, I'm surprised you know of it Z'ar
- Ahwassa:
- After what happened to Elias, I'd rather stay away from philosophy
- Z'ar Kor:
- What are you insinuating?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Point is Ahwassa, now's not the time
- halfred:
- everyone, could you please stop shouting!
- Elias Guillermo:
- How does a Fighter know of advanced philosophical quandaries
- Ahwassa:
- No
- halfred:
- bad hang over
- Z'ar Kor:
- Quandawhataries?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Ahwassa, can you make anything for hangovers?
- Darth GW7:
- magic herb woman
- You have disconnected.
- DM has connected.
- GRiM has connected.
- Lampshade has connected.
- Jekko has connected.
- Nirrti has connected.
- DM:
- On...?
- Canuhearmenow has connected.
- Lampshade:
- on recognizing what the mage temple looks liek
- Lampshade:
- like
- DM:
- Mage temples are rare, considering the two kinds of magic don't mix well. There is no single, unifying design
- GRiM:
- new guy needs to make his token again
- GRiM:
- sry
- GRiM:
- now
- DM:
- However, they tend to be large buildings, generally tall
- GRiM:
- back to the amazing fun
- Lampshade:
- Do we see one like that then?
- Shanto has connected.
- Jekko:
- "if you guys whant to know where the mage temple is i can show you"
- Ahwassa:
- Who asked you to come along?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Fine, let's follow the Halfling"
- Elias Guillermo:
- Quiet Ahwassa, we might finally get started on this quest
- Z'ar Kor:
- Heh, "Quest".
- OMG'ahr:
- Why do you care Ahwassa
- Z'ar Kor:
- Sounds funny when you say it like that.
- OMG'ahr:
- A friend of mine can tag along with me, what's it to you
- Elias Guillermo:
- Delving into unexplored ruins for a perverter of magic? That's questly
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- perverter of magic?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- how?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Necromancy is hardly a respectable field
- Ahwassa:
- I don't want to trust my life on the hands of some halfling I've never seen
- GRiM:
- woot for IC way to catch up when i wasnt paying attention
- OMG'ahr:
- Well tough luck
- DM:
- :P
- Elias Guillermo:
- If it helps I can easily annihilate him with a Magic Missile
- Elias Guillermo:
- If he does anything stupid
- OMG'ahr:
- Then I shall annihilate you
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I can paralyse him
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- with my arrows
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- if need be
- DM:
- Following Jekko?
- Canuhearmenow:
- yes
- Lampshade:
- I guess so
- Nirrti:
- yeah he is
- * Xannan Hawkflight follows
- Nirrti:
- he's just remaking the token
- GRiM:
- campaign saved
- GRiM:
- FYI from now on it's best if when we D&D i use my laptop to host
- GRiM:
- works quite well
- GRiM:
- for this
- DM:
- The halfling leads you to the tall building made of marble and iron. The door is a large stone door that rises upwards as you approach. Two voices sound out in unison - "Welcome my child."
- Ahwassa:
- I guess they mean you, Elias
- Elias Guillermo:
- Perhaps
- Z'ar Kor:
- I doubt they're referring to me, at least.
- DM:
- Entering the building, you find yourselves in a low, stone room. The only features are two doors on opposite sides of the room, each with a symbol above it. One is an eye in a pentagram, the other is an eye in a hand.
- Elias Guillermo:
- That's... Not good
- DM:
- A voice echoes from the latter door - "Come my child."
- Ahwassa:
- What, why?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Would Elias know what the Eye in Hand is
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 16 + 5 = 21
- Lampshade:
- religion check on both
- DM:
- Yes to both
- Ahwassa:
- So does anyone know where the mage is?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- no
- Ahwassa:
- Because I hope he isn't in the Vecna section of the temple
- Elias Guillermo:
- The Pentagram in eye is Boccob, my lord
- Elias Guillermo:
- The Eye in Hand is familiar, but I cannot explicitly state what it means
- Ahwassa:
- It's the symbol of Vecna, god of necromancers
- Z'ar Kor:
- Who are we looking for?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Ah.
- Z'ar Kor:
- They're probably not there, then.
- DM:
- God of secrets, not necromancers
- Ahwassa:
- They could be
- Elias Guillermo:
- I'd suppose we'd go into the Vecna section
- Canuhearmenow:
- But Vecna WAS a necromancer
- Lampshade:
- You said necromancers
- DM:
- Indeed. He was a lot of things
- Canuhearmenow:
- he's like, THE Lich
- DM:
- Kord was a human, is he patron god of humans?
- Darth GW7:
- If we're going to kill a necromancer why would he be in the Vecna section
- Darth GW7:
- that makes no sense
- Lampshade:
- You told me he was the god of necromancers
- Lampshade:
- Well he could have some rivarly?
- Lampshade:
- To steal his powers
- GRiM:
- Are we attacking this thing or what?
- DM:
- God of knowledge and god of secrets.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Why don't we ask one of the... priests? Are they priests, or mages?
- DM:
- Nope no rivalry there
- Lampshade:
- I meant some other necro could want him dead
- Lampshade:
- For some reason or the other
- * Elias Guillermo cups his ears
- Elias Guillermo:
- "Get out of my head!"
- Lampshade:
- And why the fuck are these temples built in the same building?
- OMG'ahr:
- Seems like Elias has finally lost it
- Elias Guillermo:
- That life... Is behind me
- Elias Guillermo:
- I am a mage of Boccob!
- Ahwassa:
- Getting seduced by Vecna?
- * Elias Guillermo seems oblivious to everyone else
- * Z'ar Kor grabs Elias by the shoulders and looks him in the eye
- Z'ar Kor:
- Elias. Get a hold of yourself.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Get control.
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 3 + 5 = 8
- Canuhearmenow:
- Concentration check
- Shanto:
- Man if a dergon grabbed me and looked at me while I was having a panic attack I'd massivly go nuts
- Darth GW7:
- Can I roll an intimidate check to try and snap him out of it?
- Nirrti:
- elias has ADD
- DM:
- that's a fail Canu
- DM:
- Yes Darth, try
- Darth GW7:
- Actually shanto, scaring him might shock him back into reality
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
- Shanto:
- Scaring someone having a panic attack
- Elias Guillermo:
- I... I...
- Elias Guillermo:
- What do you offer me Vecna
- GRiM:
- can i roll to hit to slap him upside the head ?
- Shanto:
- Is 1000000% not a good idea
- Elias Guillermo:
- That Boccob can not grant?
- GRiM:
- and snap him out of it?
- Nirrti:
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CROSSBOW
- GRiM:
- ?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Elias! Don't ask such a question!
- Nirrti:
- nothing
- Z'ar Kor:
- Snap out of it!
- OMG'ahr:
- Here, let me try
- Darth GW7:
- zar basically roars that last one
- GRiM:
- my head is full of fuck
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+3 => 17 + 3 = 20
- Canuhearmenow:
- WILL SAVE TIME
- Nirrti:
- intimidate
- Shanto:
- rrerr
- Darth GW7:
- Half-orc intimidate = smack across face?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I suppose DM rolls to counter Intimidate?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Or what
- Nirrti:
- oh yeah darth, how tall is z'ar
- DM:
- roll a d20 canu
- DM:
- this will be interesting
- Canuhearmenow:
- What modifier?
- * Shanto rolls: d20-1 => 17 - 1 = 16
- DM:
- roll a d20
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 => 6
- Darth GW7:
- 5'10 nirrti
- Nirrti:
- lol shorty
- DM:
- Nirrti slaps Canu, shocking him out of his haze
- Darth GW7:
- that's actually pretty tall
- Nirrti:
- that's short
- Darth GW7:
- you're just huge
- Elias Guillermo:
- I... What happened?
- Shanto:
- 5'10 is huge?
- Darth GW7:
- no
- Darth GW7:
- 7 foot is huge
- Elias Guillermo:
- I was in Vecna's gaze, it was... Interesting
- Ahwassa:
- You were speaking nonsense
- Shanto:
- I was gonna say
- Shanto:
- I'm 5'11 in real life
- Darth GW7:
- Yeah I got it from the average human height
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- speaking bloody gibberish you was
- Darth GW7:
- actually
- Darth GW7:
- I should be a bit taller
- Elias Guillermo:
- You never deal in gifts, you will demand I give something in return!
- Darth GW7:
- since I get bigger when I become a dragonborn
- Shanto:
- Xannan is a 1800's englishman now?
- Elias Guillermo:
- I... Am Elias Guillermo, and I will NOT get swayed again
- Darth GW7:
- not that important though tbh
- Ahwassa:
- Just how much necromancy did you practice back then?
- OMG'ahr:
- I can punch you again anytime
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 7 + 8 = 15
- Canuhearmenow:
- Arcana Check
- Canuhearmenow:
- For what DM said
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- anything useful?
- DM:
- no result
- Elias Guillermo:
- I... Cannot say
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- like raising skeletons?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- and such?
- Shanto:
- religion check!
- Z'ar Kor:
- Xan, don't say things like that. Not right now.
- * Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 7 + 3 = 10
- Lampshade:
- For what?
- Shanto:
- He mentioned gods
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- fine, but if we are ever backed to the wall i know what i am gonna tell him to do
- Lampshade:
- But we already know what gods
- Shanto:
- I was hoping for a higher roll to maybe see if the one he mentioned
- Nirrti:
- maybe Shanto's a bit on the deaf side
- Nirrti:
- i mean ehthos
- Shanto:
- May like mind controlling
- Canuhearmenow:
- Alright guys
- Lampshade:
- Hmm, good point
- Shanto:
- Idk I've only been watching for the past 5 mins
- Shanto:
- lol
- Canuhearmenow:
- This is a huge debate in Elias's mind
- Canuhearmenow:
- Gonna roll
- Z'ar Kor:
- Anyway, let's get on with why we're here.
- Nirrti:
- can I punch him again
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 4 => 14 + 4 = 18
- Nirrti:
- this time properly
- Z'ar Kor:
- I'm going to assume he's in the shrine of Boccob.
- Elias Guillermo:
- I... Now know what I must do
- Z'ar Kor:
- What do you mean?
- * Elias Guillermo opens the door to Boccob's section, and enters
- * Ahwassa follows
- * Z'ar Kor follows quickly
- DM:
- You climb up a flight of stairs beyond, into a large, open room filled with bookcases and desks. The sounds here are muffled, and movement is limited to the turn of a page or the dance of a quill across paper.
- * Xannan Hawkflight follows
- GRiM:
- ooh poetic
- DM:
- :P
- Lampshade:
- Hmm
- Lampshade:
- Should we just yell for the fun of it
- Z'ar Kor:
- (Very quietly) Where will we find him?
- DM:
- A man with long black hair, in a loose red robe approaches. "Welcome, travellers. What brings you to Boccob's sanctum?"
- * OMG'ahr Stomps loudly up the stairs
- Elias Guillermo:
- We seek a necromancer, for what purpose I cannot say
- Darth GW7:
- no we don't?
- Darth GW7:
- We seek a mage to kill a necromancer
- DM:
- "If I could ask you to stay quiet in the presence of study, sir? And I will need more information than that, bloodcaster."
- Canuhearmenow:
- Bloodcaster?
- DM:
- Heh.
- Ahwassa:
- Bloodcaster?
- OMG'ahr:
- Oh, right.
- Darth GW7:
- Bloodcaster?
- Lampshade:
- That's like a sorcerer right?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yes
- Lampshade:
- Not Dragon age type of bloodcaster
- Elias Guillermo:
- I imagine you're a wizard then
- DM:
- "Are you truly so ignorant as to not know that sorcery is inherent, from ancestry, my dear?"
- Lampshade:
- Did he say bloodcaster like it was an insult?
- DM:
- "I am a Theurge, sir. I serve as both a mage and a priest of Boccob
- DM:
- No
- Lampshade:
- k
- Canuhearmenow:
- Boccob worshipper are starting to seem... Douchey
- Canuhearmenow:
- I bet Necromancers are bro
- Lampshade:
- Yep
- Lampshade:
- They have to be
- DM:
- Now?
- Lampshade:
- Hmm
- Ahwassa:
- We were told that a mage was looking for adventurers
- DM:
- "Ah, for the Walking Cathedral project I assume? This is where you get the whole Necromancers idea from, I suppose?"
- Elias Guillermo:
- I do not like the sound of that project, Theurge
- Ahwassa:
- Walking Cathedral?
- OMG'ahr:
- Sounds brilliant to me, Would be better if it was a castle, though
- Z'ar Kor:
- A moving castle? That would just be ridiculous.
- OMG'ahr:
- If by that you mean ridiculously amazing, then yes
- DM:
- "You know that, the closer you get to the spire, the less effective magic becomes yes? It is more powerful towards the outer edges of the Outlands."
- Lampshade:
- Do we know that?
- Darth GW7:
- Probably not
- DM:
- Probably not
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 12 + 8 = 20
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
- OMG'ahr:
- So it walks to the edge, blasts something and comes back?
- DM:
- Yeah
- Canuhearmenow:
- Arcana check
- Lampshade:
- I guess canu does
- Elias Guillermo:
- Of course, priest
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- danger?!
- Elias Guillermo:
- It is the nature of the neutral planes
- Lampshade:
- So is magic useless in sigil?
- DM:
- It's strange
- DM:
- "It works in a series of loosely defined rings, one for each power level of spell. Roughly. It is primarily to stop the deities from interfering in Sigil politics. These rings fluctuate at random intervals, impossible to predict. So some mages make their lairs in the Outlands, but give it the ability to move to prevent being caught without access to spells. Thus, the walking castles, towers and cathedrals."
- Z'ar Kor:
- So... It's quite common?
- DM:
- "Not common, but not altogether rare either."
- Ahwassa:
- So why does a project like this need adventurers like us?
- OMG'ahr:
- Ha, so there are walking castles!
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- thats what i'd like to know Ahwassa
- DM:
- "It is not the creation of one, I believe, but the scavenging of one. Kylarus can tell you more himself I think."
- Elias Guillermo:
- Glad you recognized that, Omg
- Ahwassa:
- Where can we find him?
- OMG'ahr:
- who's ridiculous now, Z'ar
- DM:
- "I'll show you to his quarters. Be careful around him, he is quite peculiar at times."
- DM:
- brb
- Z'ar Kor:
- Practical as it may be, OMG, it still sounds ridiculous to me.
- DM:
- back
- Z'ar Kor:
- I mean, do they actually physically WALK along the ground?
- OMG'ahr:
- Apparently you're missing the fact that it's a walking castle. walking. castle.
- Ahwassa:
- I'd love to have one of those
- DM:
- "Yes, indeed. They have legs. It's all based on arcane enhanced clockwork, I believe."
- OMG'ahr:
- See, see?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Clever, yes. But really weird.
- Elias Guillermo:
- There are... uses for these walking castles that are most interesting to me
- DM:
- "Will I show you to Kylarus?
- Ahwassa:
- What kind of uses?
- Elias Guillermo:
- With haste, Theurge
- Elias Guillermo:
- Not here, Ahwassa
- Elias Guillermo:
- I will explain once we're somewhere more suitable
- Lampshade:
- Too bad none of us know spells to make eavesdropping impossible
- Canuhearmenow:
- Can these mobile castles be transported to other planes?
- DM:
- He leads you through a winding maze of bookshelves, until he comes across a wooden door in the wall. You hear screaming comes from within.
- DM:
- Probably, Canu
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- that dont sound good
- * Elias Guillermo readies his 5th level magic missile
- DM:
- The Theurge nods. "Try not to provoke him. He is unstable enough as it is."
- Z'ar Kor:
- ..Unstable?
- Ahwassa:
- This sounds interesting
- DM:
- He knocks on the door. "Visitors! Mercenaries for the project!"
- Elias Guillermo:
- Oh for the love of Boccob another crazy...
- OMG'ahr:
- I think you'll be great friends, Elias
- Elias Guillermo:
- Unfortunately this tends to happen with Boccob worship
- Lampshade:
- Is the halfling still with us?
- Darth GW7:
- Why so silent jekko
- Jekko:
- just walking behind OMG
- Darth GW7:
- You can talk
- Darth GW7:
- Don't be afraid of us
- Lampshade:
- He's roleplaying a rogue!
- Jekko:
- im observant
- Nirrti:
- oh he has spoken many times
- Nirrti:
- he's just so tiny you can't hear him
- GRiM:
- getting itchy for some action
- Canuhearmenow:
- I GOT THE ITCH!
- GRiM:
- wanna shoot somethign
- Lampshade:
- Do we hear anything from the other side of the door?
- DM:
- Screaming, as I said
- DM:
- Make a listen check
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 9 + 1 = 10
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 19 - 1 = 18
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 18 + 3 = 21
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+1 => 2 + 1 = 3
- Darth GW7:
- I-
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Nirrti:
- aww yiss
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nirrti hears the wind
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +3 => 14 + 3 = 17
- * Jekko rolls: d20+7 => 8 + 7 = 15
- DM:
- He appears to be shouting something about a sacrifice to something called Ygorl.
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 7 + 8 = 15
- Lampshade:
- Religion check!
- Canuhearmenow:
- For Ygorl
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
- DM:
- Planar is more appropriate but whatever
- Z'ar Kor:
- I hope he's safe to work with.
- Lampshade:
- Then I get more bonus!
- Elias Guillermo:
- He's most definitely nsfw Zar
- Z'ar Kor:
- Poor man must be out of his mind.
- Darth GW7:
- nsfw
- Darth GW7:
- lol
- Ahwassa:
- Ygorl is the Sall lord of entropy
- DM:
- Sall...?
- Ahwassa:
- Slaad
- Z'ar Kor:
- Entropy?
- Elias Guillermo:
- That is nothing a priest of Boccob should be associating with!
- GRiM:
- Elias, what does Ner Ser Fer Wer mean?
- DM:
- good. You're a walking encyclopedia.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Elias, what does Ner Ser Fer Wer mean?
- Elias Guillermo:
- It is an ancienet Abyssal word referring to depravity and lust
- Ahwassa:
- You sure we're in the right temple? Wouldn't be my first time....
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- ah gotcha
- Elias Guillermo:
- Over time it's been shortened to nsfw
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- i see
- Canuhearmenow:
- Ygorl is a very, very bad person to be around
- Lampshade:
- He kinda sounds like that
- DM:
- Canu are you metagaming againb
- DM:
- again
- Canuhearmenow:
- No
- Darth GW7:
- shhh
- Darth GW7:
- let him have his fun
- DM:
- okay
- Elias Guillermo:
- So is this a... Fit or something?
- Ahwassa:
- Or is he always like that?
- DM:
- "He's um... always like that. He's a warlock, he draws his arcane power from sources that are interesting to say the least. We tolerate him, because he tends to produce interesting research."
- Elias Guillermo:
- Then how long until we can speak to him
- Ahwassa:
- I'm getting a bad feeling about this job
- DM:
- "I think it would be safe to interrupt him. Feel free to enter." He leaves hastily.
- Elias Guillermo:
- After you, Halfling
- Halfred:
- me?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Yes, you
- Lampshade:
- Throw the halfling in
- Lampshade:
- Nirrti
- Nirrti:
- well
- Nirrti:
- the door might get in the way
- Canuhearmenow:
- BLUFF
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 10 => 17 + 10 = 27
- Lampshade:
- Nice
- Elias Guillermo:
- He probably will greatly reward you for having the balls to see him first, Halfling
- Elias Guillermo:
- I'd go in
- Z'ar Kor:
- I'll go in and talk to him.
- DM:
- feel free to roll Sense motive
- Z'ar Kor:
- I don't see why you're so afraid.
- Ahwassa:
- Go ahead then
- Z'ar Kor:
- He's not going to attack us.
- * Jekko rolls: d20+3 => 7 + 3 = 10
- Ahwassa:
- He's a crazy mage
- Ahwassa:
- So....
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- attack?
- Darth GW7:
- Zar opens the door and looks inside
- Elias Guillermo:
- Wizards tend to be... Odd
- DM:
- Jekko you are aware that Elias is a compulsive liar, but feel fine with trusting him for some reason
- Ahwassa:
- And sorcerers are not?
- DM:
- Also, what wizard?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Elias lies, persuades and threatens
- Darth GW7:
- Zar steps into the room
- Lampshade:
- And steals the loot
- Canuhearmenow:
- He's a silver tongued bastard
- DM:
- Okay
- Lampshade:
- Can't forget that
- * Halfred knocks on the door
- Lampshade:
- It already opened!
- Darth GW7:
- he knocks on it anyway
- Darth GW7:
- knock on wood
- DM:
- hang on
- Nirrti:
- well, you can still knock on it
- Nirrti:
- to attract attention
- Nirrti:
- you know
- Darth GW7:
- the door didn't, like, disappear
- Lampshade:
- I don't
- Darth GW7:
- gawd lamp you're so DUMB
- Lampshade:
- I live in a cave with no doors
- Lampshade:
- I thought they worked like in star trek
- DM whispers: The room is large. There is a mage crouched in front of a circle in the centre screaming, cutting his face with a knife. In the circle is a huge frog-like creature, looking towards the door. "Hello." it croaks.
- Lampshade:
- So what's the crazy mage like?
- * Z'ar Kor blinks
- Z'ar Kor:
- Er. Hello.
- Nirrti:
- roll to blink
- Canuhearmenow:
- Zar realizes his heart is outside his body
- Lampshade:
- That's inconvenient
- Canuhearmenow:
- Halfred turns inside out and explodes
- Lampshade:
- That's convenient
- Nirrti:
- canu misplaces his brain
- Darth GW7:
- Is Kylarus the name of the mage
- DM:
- Outside the room, you hear a loud, croaky voice greet darth. "Hello. Why do you interrupt?"
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- DM:
- The screaming continues
- DM:
- Yes, Darth
- Lampshade:
- No
- Lampshade:
- Wai tno
- Lampshade:
- right
- Lampshade:
- forget me
- Z'ar Kor:
- Are you Kylarus?
- * Z'ar Kor looks at the ranting and raving man
- Darth GW7:
- Talking to the other thing
- Darth GW7:
- you know
- DM:
- Are the rest of you entering at any point?
- Lampshade:
- Sure
- Lampshade:
- I'll follow Zar
- DM:
- The room is large. There is a mage crouched in front of a circle in the centre screaming, cutting his face with a knife. In the circle is a huge frog-like creature, looking towards Darth.
- DM:
- The mage stops screaming, and turns to look at you as Zar speaks. "My name? Who speaks my name?"
- Lampshade:
- Planar check on frog like thing
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 11 + 6 = 17
- Nirrti:
- PLANAR CHECK ALL OF THE THINGS
- Lampshade:
- Indeed
- Lampshade:
- That's my job
- Canuhearmenow:
- I gots Arcana
- Z'ar Kor:
- Mercenaries. For the... project?
- Z'ar Kor:
- We heard you were hunting a necromancer.
- Ahwassa:
- And something about a walking cathedral
- Jekko:
- spoting anything intresting
- GRiM:
- brb
- Ahwassa:
- And what are you doing with that Green Slaad?
- Nirrti:
- green salad
- Canuhearmenow:
- Gween Sulad
- Darth GW7:
- I saw that too
- Darth GW7:
- Green salad
- Darth GW7:
- "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GREEN SALAD"
- Nirrti:
- LEAVE THAT POOR SALAD ALONE
- Lampshade:
- "I HOPE YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON EATING IT"
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 5 + 5 = 10
- DM:
- What was that?
- Lampshade:
- That was spot
- DM:
- "I need some link to Limbo. He acts as the link between me and my lord. The job, though, yes."
- Ahwassa:
- So what kind of job we are talking about here exactly?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Your lord is... That?
- Elias Guillermo:
- I thought it be Boccob
- GRiM:
- back
- GRiM:
- anything happen?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nope
- DM:
- "No, no, no. I respect Boccob, but I draw power from Ygorl." The Slaad croaks and says "Hello" again. "Yes, shush. The job, I need, the job involves going to the ruins of a necromancer's walking castle and retrieving some stuff. They say the necromancer was mad. I've never, never, never met a mad mage before."
- Ahwassa:
- Yeah, me neither
- Lampshade:
- Should I roll for bluff?
- DM:
- no
- Canuhearmenow:
- That is for meeeee
- Z'ar Kor:
- Are the ruins still walking?
- DM:
- snark isn't covered by bluff
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- sounds interesting
- OMG'ahr:
- Walking ruins, ha, now that's a joke!
- Elias Guillermo:
- An unclaimed walking castle...
- Elias Guillermo:
- ... This could be interesting
- Z'ar Kor:
- Walking RUINS, Elias.,
- Ahwassa:
- You wouldn't happen to know how to control these ruins, would you?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Sure it's not as good as it could be, Z'ar, but it can certainly be spruced up
- DM:
- "No they crashed. Tried to escape the spire, and fell as they left the magical deadzone. A most intriguing situation. They've been still for ages, but there have been rumours of activity coming from them."
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- dont get any funny ideas of turning into a super villain and making it your lair
- Halfred:
- this is going to be fun to find it
- OMG'ahr:
- Well, we could use a walking castle
- * Elias Guillermo ignores Xannan
- Elias Guillermo:
- Anyway, let us go to this... Walking castle
- DM:
- "Also, you, dragon boy. Can I borrow some blood? For. For experiments?"
- Elias Guillermo:
- What is it's name, exactly?
- Lampshade:
- Do eet
- Canuhearmenow:
- It's a trap
- Nirrti:
- "some blood" drains Z'ar dry
- Nirrti:
- you should do it
- Lampshade:
- I don't care!
- Z'ar Kor:
- Er...
- Nirrti:
- roll for sense motive?
- Lampshade:
- Also, I say hello to the Green Slaad
- Darth GW7:
- Green salad
- Darth GW7:
- HI LETTUCE
- Nirrti:
- hello green salad
- DM:
- "The time is eleven sixty three a m.
- Lampshade:
- Wat
- Nirrti:
- i read that in hl1 vox voice
- Lampshade:
- Who said that?
- Darth GW7:
- You have been in stasis for: nine nine nine nine nine
- Darth GW7:
- nine nine nine nine nine
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait what
- DM:
- "The weather today is purple. Hello, little child."
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- what?!
- Ahwassa:
- ...hi
- * Z'ar Kor looks at the slaad
- * Z'ar Kor looks back at the mage
- Z'ar Kor:
- Er...
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- purple?
- Ahwassa:
- So what kind of experiments are you doing here?
- Nirrti:
- what color is the sky anyways
- DM:
- Blue
- Nirrti:
- spot check for sky- aww
- DM:
- As I said, its a nice day
- Lampshade:
- NICE IS A RELATIVE TERM!
- Darth GW7:
- Implying purple is not nice
- Nirrti:
- seems like the green salad is colorblind
- Lampshade:
- Or, you know, mad
- Nirrti:
- nah
- Nirrti:
- definitely colorblind
- DM:
- make a planar check if you want?
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 9 + 6 = 15
- Lampshade:
- For what?
- DM:
- Definitely mad. Slaad are the living embodiments of chaos, in the same way Archons are the living embodiments of LG, and demons of CE.
- Lampshade:
- Oh
- Lampshade:
- Evil or good?
- DM:
- Neutral
- Nirrti:
- HEYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyy
- Lampshade:
- Your new best friend!
- DM:
- "So, dragon child? Blood, or no blood?"
- Nirrti:
- don't be a party pooper
- Z'ar Kor:
- I'm afraid I will have to decline. I would prefer not to have my flesh and blood experimented upon. Please understand.
- DM:
- "Who said I was talking to you anyway? But the job, the job. Yes."
- Z'ar Kor:
- er-
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- job, now
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- tired of waiting
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- informatio
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- information
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- impart
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- now
- Ahwassa:
- I agree
- DM:
- "Yes. I need you to go investigate these ruins for me. See why they're alive with the dead again. Bring back EVIDENCE. Proof."
- Nirrti:
- silly hu-mans
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- where?
- Ahwassa:
- What kind of evidence?
- Elias Guillermo:
- We can get proof
- OMG'ahr:
- Would a corpse suffice
- Elias Guillermo:
- We could always bring the castle back
- DM:
- "They are in the outlands. Near Ribcage. My Slaad can teleport you there, but not back, no no no."
- Elias Guillermo:
- Let us be gone then!
- Ahwassa:
- So... we walk the castle back here?
- Elias Guillermo:
- Perhaps
- Z'ar Kor:
- Wait, what do you mean "Evidence"? Evidence of what?
- Elias Guillermo:
- We'll know it when we see it Kor!
- DM:
- "Bring back evidence. Of resurrection. Of necromantic activity."
- OMG'ahr:
- I thought the castle couldn't walk, since it you know, crashed
- Elias Guillermo:
- Repairs can be made
- OMG'ahr:
- Sure, but with what tools and workforce?
- * Elias Guillermo remains quiet
- Z'ar Kor:
- Let's just focus on the task at hand, shall we?
- Ahwassa:
- Yes
- DM:
- "Okay then. Tzztlkom, will you open a portal?" "Croak."
- Lampshade:
- Nice name
- Lampshade:
- Bang your head on the keyboard?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Travelling by portal again?
- Halfred:
- this is going to end badly
- Ahwassa:
- Hey, what's the worst that can happen?
- Nirrti:
- sounds like a thraddash name, maybe
- Elias Guillermo:
- Don't say that, Halfling
- Z'ar Kor:
- Hey, portals are the only way to travel.
- Elias Guillermo:
- Bad things will happen
- Ahwassa:
- Yeah, that's my job
- DM:
- "Step on through. Good luck."
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- tally ho!
- Z'ar Kor:
- Um. Step through what, exactly?
- * Elias Guillermo enters the portal gallantly
- * Xannan Hawkflight steps through the portal
- * Ahwassa steps through
- Darth GW7:
- wait what
- DM:
- Yarp
- Lampshade:
- Also
- Darth GW7:
- where's the portal
- Canuhearmenow:
- with a stride that says, "fuck the police"
- Lampshade:
- Planar check on ribcage
- Darth GW7:
- When did he summon a portal
- * Halfred follows every one
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 7 + 6 = 13
- Darth GW7:
- you didn't say he summoned one
- Darth GW7:
- wat
- Nirrti:
- jump roll on jump through portal
- Darth GW7:
- you need a run up
- Nirrti:
- no i don't
- Nirrti:
- i'll jump without a run up
- Nirrti:
- as in, walk to infront of it
- Darth GW7:
- have fun with that
- Nirrti:
- and then hop through
- Darth GW7:
- did he actually summon a portal?
- Lampshade:
- Yes
- Darth GW7:
- I thought he was just being crazy
- Lampshade:
- I hope
- Nirrti:
- no it's just a fluke
- GRiM:
- new map?
- Lampshade:
- Otherwise we would look very silly
- Nirrti:
- it's actually a frame with some canvas on it
- Canuhearmenow:
- MAP IS READY
- DM:
- No, you all just walked into a wall systematically
- DM:
- Map is up
- DM:
- can you see eet?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I see nothing
- Canuhearmenow:
- Black
- Lampshade:
- Black
- Darth GW7:
- we're 100% black!
- Nirrti:
- I'M BLACK Y'ALL
- Darth GW7:
- X
- Canuhearmenow:
- Once you go black
- Darth GW7:
- there's no going back?
- Canuhearmenow:
- You will want an alimony check
- Darth GW7:
- X
- Shanto:
- X's everywhere
- GRiM:
- X's
- DM:
- Can anyone see anything?
- Lampshade:
- I think something is bugged
- GRiM:
- everywhere
- Lampshade:
- We see big red X's
- GRiM:
- it's streaming textures
- GRiM:
- but maybe it's slow
- Canuhearmenow:
- Halfred's picture is my reaction
- Darth GW7:
- areyouserious.png?
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Shanto:
- Where am I
- Shanto:
- =
- DM:
- Any luck?
- Lampshade:
- That's what I thought when I saw the token
- Shanto:
- Canuhearmenow:
- OH GOD EVEN MORE Xs
- Shanto:
- Nope
- Shanto:
- Just more x's
- DM:
- Hrmph. Shit
- Lampshade:
- Castle of loads of x's
- Nirrti:
- texture too high resolution?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I can see why this place is ruined
- DM:
- Doubt it
- Lampshade:
- You might say
- Jekko:
- x marks the spot
- Nirrti:
- what are they
- Lampshade:
- It's an ex-castle
- Nirrti:
- 64?
- GRiM:
- just paint some brown rectangles
- GRiM:
- and call them walls
- Canuhearmenow:
- This is Bowser's Castle
- GRiM:
- and we'll just pretend
- DM:
- I guess
- Lampshade:
- No comment on my great pun?
- DM:
- I'll try and get it sorted for next time
- DM:
- No
- Lampshade:
- Sadface
- Canuhearmenow:
- Why is Zar so weak
- Canuhearmenow:
- Only 14 HP
- Lampshade:
- Did he roll for hp?
- Nirrti:
- oh
- Nirrti:
- now it loade-
- Nirrti:
- well, something happened
- DM:
- That's someone elses stuff
- Lampshade:
- Brown!
- Nirrti:
- oh
- Canuhearmenow:
- THIS IS REALISTIC
- Canuhearmenow:
- BROWN = REALISM
- Lampshade:
- Haha
- Darth GW7:
- it's like GTA4
- Lampshade:
- IT'S JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!
- Nirrti:
- it's like gears of war
- DM:
- With a parting croak, you are seperated from the mad mage, and the ruins of an ancient castle. Sunlight steams down from cracks in the ceiling, and the floor is littered with rubble and bones. Two huge doors are at the opposide end of the room.
- GroundTexture3 1:
- I AM THE GROUND
- Darth GW7:
- oh god the Xs are back
- Canuhearmenow:
- THEY HAVE RETURNED
- GRiM:
- it's loading now
- GRiM:
- a bit
- GRiM:
- the X's are there
- Lampshade:
- spot check
- Canuhearmenow:
- Some X's have receded
- Canuhearmenow:
- Lamp roll natural 20
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
- Canuhearmenow:
- Notice the xs
- Canuhearmenow:
- Go mad
- Nirrti:
- oh hey i'll do a spot check too
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +3 => 14 + 3 = 17
- GRiM:
- wait
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 16 + 1 = 17
- GRiM:
- thats not spot
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
- Canuhearmenow:
- THAT'S NOT TOBA-
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- The Barbarian is both insightful
- Canuhearmenow:
- AND sharp
- Canuhearmenow:
- What is going on here
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +-1 => 6 + -1 = 5
- Nirrti:
- i uhh
- Canuhearmenow:
- Omg has consistently done well on these kinds of rolls
- Nirrti:
- LOOK A BIRD
- Door 1:
- HURR DURR I'M A DOOR
- Darth GW7:
- wat
- Door 1:
- Don't mind my brother he's a bit special
- Darth GW7:
- okay
- Darth GW7:
- let's
- Darth GW7:
- get on with this
- Darth GW7:
- shall we
- Door 1:
- I want your big meaty bodies to slide into my portal
- Nirrti:
- yes this is getting silly
- Lampshade:
- Stop it! This is very silly!
- Canuhearmenow:
- Ok
- Lampshade:
- Can't remember exact quote
- Canuhearmenow:
- Game face now
- Nirrti:
- too silly i think
- DM:
- I would like to reiterate my previous sentiment of what the shit is going on?
- Lampshade:
- We're waiting
- Canuhearmenow:
- horny/retard doors
- DM:
- ...I see.
- Lampshade:
- We rolled spot
- DM:
- Who got highest?
- Nirrti:
- i think i did
- Lampshade:
- Nirrti
- DM:
- Alright. You note that the bones have been picked clean by scavengers some time long ago. Nothing valuable remains here. Nothing interesting either.
- Nirrti:
- way to be a buzzkill
- DM:
- The doors are made of stone, and stand roughly 12 feet tall. There are inscriptions on them
- Lampshade:
- We open the door then?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Can Elias read the inscriptions?
- Lampshade:
- Ooh, do we recognize the language of the inscriptions?
- DM:
- You can try
- DM:
- It's Abyssal
- * Elias Guillermo ponders the language of the inscriptions
- DM:
- Canu, it seems like it should make sense, but it doesn't.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- any luck?
- Elias Guillermo:
- I recognize this! But...
- Elias Guillermo:
- But...
- Z'ar Kor:
- But...?
- Elias Guillermo:
- It's gibberish
- Z'ar Kor:
- ...I see.
- Elias Guillermo:
- It's either an ancient dialect, or something
- Lampshade:
- Is it magical text?
- Elias Guillermo:
- But it makes no sense at all
- Lampshade:
- As in, can you read it with read magic?
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 9 + 3 = 12
- Z'ar Kor:
- Maybe the text has worn away in time.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Decipher script roll
- Nirrti:
- yeah i got it
- DM:
- ok
- OMG'ahr:
- Well, it seems like there's more than, what do you call it, abyssal there
- Canuhearmenow:
- They're words of power, I bet a Dragonborn would see some words glow
- DM:
- question
- Lampshade:
- And some chanting
- Canuhearmenow:
- yes?
- Lampshade:
- Yes?
- Nirrti:
- yes
- Lampshade:
- No?
- DM:
- continue
- Canuhearmenow:
- ?seY
- DM:
- heh
- OMG'ahr:
- I think, I think there's some common in there too, backwards it seems
- Canuhearmenow:
- Do I decipher what it says with my roll?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Or anything?
- DM:
- No, Canu
- Darth GW7:
- Do I recognise any words?
- Ahwassa:
- What does it say?
- Nirrti:
- yeah, figured, just didn't seem necessary
- DM whispers: how are you reading it
- Ahwassa:
- And can the abyssal be backwards too?
- You whisper to DM: Uh. Just reading it? Don't know how else I can read it
- OMG'ahr:
- maybe? I dunno
- Lampshade:
- I try to open the door
- OMG'ahr:
- there seems to be a third language in there, too
- Z'ar Kor:
- How are you recognising all these different languages?
- DM:
- It says "From the throne of Orcus to the Seven Heavens, all meet the same fate. Pray for entry to the lord of the dead."
- DM:
- Different alphabets
- Nirrti:
- Spot check
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Nirrti:
- because of it
- Lampshade:
- I try to open it
- Lampshade:
- Is it locked?
- Canuhearmenow:
- RELIGION CHECK
- DM:
- It doesn't budge to a simple push.
- Canuhearmenow:
- LORD OF THE DEAD
- OMG'ahr:
- Anybody speak uh, celestial?
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
- Lampshade:
- Me
- Canuhearmenow:
- I DO
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- nope
- Lampshade:
- Religion check
- * Z'ar Kor pushes against it, trying to force it open
- Lampshade:
- I rolled
- Halfred:
- no
- Lampshade:
- And has anyone tried "Mellor"?
- Lampshade:
- Or whatever it was...
- Canuhearmenow:
- Mellon
- Elias Guillermo:
- Mellon!
- OMG'ahr:
- well it seems like there's some of that in it, too
- DM:
- Lots of lords of the dead. Kelmevor, Orcus, Malgrim, Nerull, Wee Jas.
- Darth GW7:
- Is that a strength check to try and force the door open?
- DM:
- It would be
- Lampshade:
- I can't select my token
- Nirrti:
- if it's a strength check
- Nirrti:
- lemme try
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+3 => 10 + 3 = 13
- Darth GW7:
- welp
- Darth GW7:
- doubt that'll do
- Canuhearmenow:
- I pray to Orcus
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- Doors gone
- Nirrti:
- :|
- Shanto:
- Am I there as well?
- Shanto:
- Btw?
- Darth GW7:
- Doors disappeared
- Darth GW7:
- suddenly TWO DOORS
- DM:
- yeah Shanto
- Lampshade:
- Then they came back
- Darth GW7:
- great job guys
- Nirrti:
- transdimensional doors
- Darth GW7:
- now there's twice as many doors to open
- Shanto:
- I can roll strength as well
- Shanto:
- Can we like combine our roll?
- DM:
- mhm
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh my god a puzzle
- Darth GW7:
- BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED
- Canuhearmenow:
- We not good puzzle
- * Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
- Lampshade:
- I pray to the god of orcus
- Lampshade:
- For the lulz
- Darth GW7:
- nice roll
- Canuhearmenow:
- ZAR USE FUS
- Shanto:
- Kay so
- Shanto:
- Is the door open?
- Z'ar Kor:
- FUS RO DA
- Nirrti:
- Shanto where's Ehthos
- Shanto:
- Idk
- Canuhearmenow:
- FUS ROH, D'awwww!
- Shanto:
- Not on the map
- DM:
- Try strength checks if you want
- Canuhearmenow:
- Force Balance Cute
- Shanto:
- I did
- Shanto:
- I rolled a 22
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
- Lampshade:
- I got a 5
- DM:
- Oh
- Canuhearmenow:
- Aww
- Darth GW7:
- of course the woman would get a 5
- Canuhearmenow:
- -4 Str
- Darth GW7:
- just stand back princess
- Darth GW7:
- let the men handle this
- Lampshade:
- Don't make me come there
- DM:
- Shanto forces the door open. It opens with a slow creak at first, before flying back with a crash
- Lampshade:
- Yay
- * Jekko rolls: d20 -1 => 18 - 1 = 17
- DM:
- The corridor beyond is dark
- Lampshade:
- No puzzle!
- Lampshade:
- I got light prepared
- Nirrti:
- puzzle was use shanto on door
- Lampshade:
- So 20 minutes of light for us
- Shanto:
- *Ehthos flexes
- Nirrti:
- lamp, dark vision
- Ehthos:
- Whimps
- Z'ar Kor:
- Good work. You'll be ripping lids off chests in no time.
- Canuhearmenow:
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T_8xBUDHXs
- DM:
- Apply force on object, overcome friction. Physics based puzzles
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Lampshade:
- Anyways
- DM:
- how far out does the light extend?
- Lampshade:
- I cast light on...
- Ehthos:
- I have torches btw
- Lampshade:
- My unlit torch?
- Nirrti:
- DARKVISIOOOOOOOON
- DM:
- What would the point in that be, Lamp?
- DM:
- Why not light the torch?
- Z'ar Kor:
- I have a lantern
- Canuhearmenow:
- Etheral light
- Nirrti:
- because woman logic
- Lampshade:
- Damnit, I prepared a light spell and I shall use it!
- Elias Guillermo:
- Let us continue then!
- Lampshade:
- nah, I'll light the torch
- Nirrti:
- cast it on your face
- Z'ar Kor:
- I light my hooded lantern and lead the way
- Darth GW7:
- uh
- Darth GW7:
- well
- Canuhearmenow:
- Where do we load now
- Darth GW7:
- that was IC
- Shanto:
- Anyway take me with you guys, glad I could help
- Darth GW7:
- but OOC
- Shanto:
- Back to my report
- Darth GW7:
- you know what I mean
- Darth GW7:
- I love how shanto just ducks in
- Nirrti:
- well, i gotta go take the dog out in a min
- Darth GW7:
- solves a puzzle for us
- Lampshade:
- report on what?
- Darth GW7:
- then ducks out again
- DM:
- The corridor stretches on some ways, before appearing to open up into a larger room
- DM:
- Feel free to make spot checks.
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 4 - 1 = 3
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 16 + 3 = 19
- Canuhearmenow:
- Halfling do you smell traps?
- Darth GW7:
- welp
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 17 + 1 = 18
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
- Darth GW7:
- WHAT DO YOUR HALFLING EYES SEE
- DM:
- I'll let you do it now AFTER the others have walked into the room already this once
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 7 + 5 = 12
- Darth GW7:
- we're not used to traps
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- or having someone who can defuse them
- Lampshade:
- Although I feel we're going to be soon
- DM:
- The light hints at a slight raised area in the ground here
- Darth GW7:
- ow
- Z'ar Kor:
- Hold on, the ground is different here.
- Elias Guillermo:
- Stepping on that would be most unwise
- Z'ar Kor:
- It's a trap!
- Nirrti:
- well, i'm gonna go take the dog for a walk in 10 mins
- Canuhearmenow:
- YUP, THAT"S GROUND ALL RIGHT
- Lampshade:
- right
- Darth GW7:
- we all crowd up against the trap
- Nirrti:
- I WILL JUMP OVER IT
- Darth GW7:
- WHAT DO WE DO
- Darth GW7:
- WHAT DO WE DO
- Nirrti:
- JUUUUUMP
- Darth GW7:
- THERE'S A TRAP IN FRONT OF US
- Ahwassa:
- Halfling, can you disarm this thing?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Step around it
- Jekko:
- search for traps
- Ahwassa:
- Assuming it's a trap
- DM:
- search roll
- Canuhearmenow:
- Can we step around it?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Why don't we just move around it?
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +6 => 16 + 6 = 22
- Z'ar Kor:
- We could use it to our advantage, now we know where it is.
- Nirrti:
- then another trap
- Z'ar Kor:
- It's not exactly sporting behaviour, luring enemies into traps, but you never know.
- Ahwassa:
- I imagine whoever made this trap also knows where it is
- Elias Guillermo:
- if intruders enter o- this castle, this could stop them
- Z'ar Kor:
- Can you determine the nature of the trap?
- DM:
- The trap's wiring seems to lead to various slots in the walls of the corridor. Yes, it's a trap.
- Lampshade:
- Does it extend from wall to wall?
- Jekko:
- disable trep
- Lampshade:
- Crit fail
- DM:
- yes. and go ahead
- Lampshade:
- gonna be that
- Halfred:
- yea its aterp
- Elias Guillermo:
- Wait Halfling!
- Darth GW7:
- aterp
- Halfred:
- *trap
- Nirrti:
- it's a aterp
- Elias Guillermo:
- We could keep this here
- Elias Guillermo:
- No need to disable it
- Lampshade:
- If he rolls a crit
- Lampshade:
- wait nvm
- * Z'ar Kor carefully examines one of the slots, trying to determine the nature of the trap
- DM:
- disable device roll if you want.
- DM:
- Search check Darth
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 20
- Darth GW7:
- oh wow
- Darth GW7:
- beautiful
- Shanto:
- You disable all devices
- Shanto:
- in the world
- Nirrti:
- you now know how to replicate the trap in perfect fashion
- Darth GW7:
- it was a search check
- Canuhearmenow:
- Darth sees forever
- Darth GW7:
- I find a shiny penny
- Canuhearmenow:
- Does this mean he's able to find it's "Off" mechanism
- DM:
- The trap appears to consist of a series of blades that would swing from the wall and make the corridor virtually unpassable
- Canuhearmenow:
- Or, better yet, "You are not an intruder:
- Canuhearmenow:
- "
- Z'ar Kor:
- Hmm. On second thoughts, maybe we should disable it.
- Ahwassa:
- It's that bad?
- Elias Guillermo:
- But why? We can step around it's activation
- Z'ar Kor:
- Yes, but what if someone DOES come and set it off?
- OMG'ahr:
- Just disable the damn thing
- Elias Guillermo:
- Fine! Fine
- Ahwassa:
- I agree, we should disable it
- Jekko:
- disable trap
- Z'ar Kor:
- This whole corridor will be blocked off by a spinning death trap.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- we could use it again maybe
- Elias Guillermo:
- But I'm going to be over here
- Nirrti:
- natural 1, it activates and we all die
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +9 => 10 + 9 = 19
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nice
- Darth GW7:
- thank fuck for that
- Lampshade:
- Not bad
- DM:
- You fiddle with the trap, and hear a sharp clicking noise.
- Nirrti:
- it has a dead man's switch
- Z'ar Kor:
- Is that... good?
- Nirrti:
- if the pressure plate is disabled it activates
- Lampshade:
- That doesn't sound good
- Shanto:
- I'll be in the other room guys
- DM:
- The holes in the wall seal over.
- Z'ar Kor:
- That's good.
- * Elias Guillermo breathes a sigh of relief
- Ahwassa:
- Looks like it was good
- DM:
- 50 xp for the party for disarming the trap
- Elias Guillermo:
- Waste of a trap
- Halfred:
- there we go
- Darth GW7:
- GUYS
- Darth GW7:
- GUYYYYYS
- Darth GW7:
- GUUUUUUUYYYYYYYSSSSS
- Darth GW7:
- WE SOLVED A PUZZLE!
- DM:
- Trap, not puzzle
- Nirrti:
- use rogue on trap
- * Elias Guillermo giggles with glee
- * Halfred walks other end off the hall
- * Z'ar Kor applys gentle pressure to the pressure plate with his foot, just to make sure
- DM:
- Nothing happens
- Nirrti:
- TRAP ACTIVA- oh come ooooon
- Darth GW7:
- I gtg for dinner
- Darth GW7:
- Someone else can control me if they like
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nooooooooo
- Darth GW7:
- or just go with it
- Lampshade:
- What
- Darth GW7:
- I'll be back in a bit
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- Canuhearmenow:
- Let's see what happens next
- Canuhearmenow:
- I mean
- Canuhearmenow:
- Load next area
- Lampshade:
- You risk all of our lives then go "brb"
- Nirrti:
- well, i gotta go take the dog for a walk
- Canuhearmenow:
- Not necessarily continue it
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Nirrti:
- like, around 20-30 mins
- Lampshade:
- 10 min break?
- Canuhearmenow:
- yes
- Nirrti:
- so 10 mins won't cut it
- Nirrti:
- for me atleast
- Lampshade:
- slightly longer break?
- DM:
- brb for a sec guys
- Canuhearmenow:
- BReAK TIME!
- Jekko:
- eating time
- DM:
- ah, I see. Alrighty
- GRiM:
- fine
- Nirrti:
- well, brb in 30some mins
- DM:
- k
- Canuhearmenow:
- Can you load the next area thing DM?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Just so it's ready?
- DM:
- I'm doing that just now
- Canuhearmenow:
- kk
- Canuhearmenow:
- Vorpal necklace
- Canuhearmenow:
- Best assassination device ever
- Shanto:
- What's the next xp to level
- Shanto:
- ?
- DM:
- 3000
- Lampshade:
- 3k
- Darth GW7:
- back
- Canuhearmenow:
- back
- DM:
- who's still away?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nirrti
- GRiM:
- heere
- Darth GW7:
- guys
- Darth GW7:
- mak a snerty
- Lampshade:
- snerty?
- Canuhearmenow:
- What is appropriate music for this situation
- DM:
- elevator muzak
- DM:
- while we wait
- GRiM:
- yawn
- Jekko:
- back
- DM:
- hey
- DM:
- Quick question - would it be unfair to pit a party of level 3.6 against a CR 15 monster?
- Lampshade:
- Probably
- Canuhearmenow:
- Well
- Canuhearmenow:
- Not probably
- Canuhearmenow:
- If you give us environmental ways to damage it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Such as the classically mentioned Dragon vs. Ballista idea
- DM:
- Interesting idea.
- DM:
- I will keep it in mind.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Would give us buttloads of XP as well
- Canuhearmenow:
- We may level up twice here lads
- Shanto:
- brb punching dragons
- DM:
- Is that what you call it?
- Shanto:
- Hahaha
- Canuhearmenow:
- Reminds me of a thing I got in another Session on level 1
- Canuhearmenow:
- Some sort of random elemental fire power that granted me 10d100 x CHA bonus
- DM:
- heh
- Canuhearmenow:
- I could've one shotted an Elder Wyrm
- Canuhearmenow:
- Or an Overgod
- Canuhearmenow:
- A Tarrasque would just die immediately
- DM:
- Of those 3, though, only the Elder Wyrm stays dead
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yea
- Canuhearmenow:
- CR 25 or so creature from a level 3 party?
- Canuhearmenow:
- That's quite a bit of XP
- Canuhearmenow:
- And the loot!
- GRiM:
- WANT STUFF TO DO
- Elias Guillermo:
- Let's talk about our feelings
- DM:
- GO DO YOURSELF IF YOU'RE SO IMPATIENT
- Lampshade:
- I believe that might be what he is doing right now
- GRiM:
- i cant go anywhere I'm hosting
- Canuhearmenow:
- lol
- Jekko:
- lol
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nirrti walk fasterrrrrr
- DM:
- gonna do some rolling while we wait
- DM:
- don't mind me
- * DM rolls: 1d6 + 4 => 2 + 4 = 6
- Nirrti:
- back
- * DM rolls: d6 + 4 => 2 + 4 = 6
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Darth GW7:
- 6
- DM:
- hey good timing
- Darth GW7:
- 6
- Darth GW7:
- get another 6
- Darth GW7:
- you demon
- * DM rolls: d6 + 4 => 5 + 4 = 9
- DM:
- sorry
- Nirrti:
- ffs you tards
- Nirrti:
- it's 616
- Nirrti:
- not 666
- DM:
- I know
- DM:
- 669
- Nirrti:
- what am i to roll
- DM:
- nothing at the momen
- Lampshade:
- Nothing
- DM:
- moment
- * DM rolls: d6 + 4 => 3 + 4 = 7
- * DM rolls: d6 + 4 => 3 + 4 = 7
- * DM rolls: d6 + 4 => 5 + 4 = 9
- DM:
- ffs
- DM:
- okay
- DM:
- everyone here?
- Darth GW7:
- not 669
- Darth GW7:
- just 69
- Darth GW7:
- hueheuehuehu
- DM:
- Darth, are you 12?
- Nirrti:
- yes he is
- Darth GW7:
- i am fo years ol
- DM:
- explains a lot
- Canuhearmenow:
- fo and a haf!
- Nirrti:
- fo years he's been fo years
- Canuhearmenow:
- Alright gents, care to tally-ho?
- Lampshade:
- Let us continue!
- DM:
- Is everyone here?
- Canuhearmenow:
- yes
- Lampshade:
- yes
- GRiM:
- yay waiting on hold for swtor support at bioware XD
- GRiM:
- i'm ready
- Nirrti:
- lol biodegradedware
- GRiM:
- SWTOR is damn good but i wanna throttle their web designer
- Lampshade:
- How similar is it to WoW?
- Nirrti:
- carbon copy
- Nirrti:
- harhar
- Darth GW7:
- swtor?
- Lampshade:
- harhar
- Lampshade:
- Yes
- GRiM:
- the good parts are similar
- GRiM:
- the bad parts arent copied
- Nirrti:
- and then there's the bad parts, which is the game
- Canuhearmenow:
- Bioware certainly knows how to turn a good thing into crap
- Nirrti:
- jk, just the animations
- Darth GW7:
- woah
- Darth GW7:
- that's... a weird design
- DM:
- You enter a huge, cavernous room. Large pillars, carved with faces of various demonic figures, line the sides of the room. In the centre of the room is a huge cavern, where the floor collapsed long ago into a large pit. The sound of clacking bones brings your attention to several skeletons surrounding the pit.
- Canuhearmenow:
- What is....
- Lampshade:
- Big black thing?
- Nirrti:
- IÄ IÄ
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 17 - 1 = 16
- Darth GW7:
- Spot check
- Lampshade:
- YEEES!
- Lampshade:
- Is it combat?
- DM:
- Spot checks everyone
- GRiM:
- skele
- Canuhearmenow:
- INITIATEIVE
- Canuhearmenow:
- INITIATIVE
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 16 + 1 = 17
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
- Canuhearmenow:
- Spot
- * GRiM rolls: d20+4 => 12 + 4 = 16
- * Shanto rolls: d20 + 3 => 10 + 3 = 13
- Darth GW7:
- wait guys
- Darth GW7:
- the dm has to say
- GRiM:
- initiative
- Darth GW7:
- "Roll intitiative"
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- that's what we play D&D for
- Darth GW7:
- to hear those two words
- Lampshade:
- But that was spot
- Nirrti:
- INITIATE
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- DM:
- Yeah, you fucks, I have to say Roll Initiative
- Canuhearmenow:
- Before combat begins
- DM:
- shit
- GRiM:
- say it then
- Canuhearmenow:
- Can I cast Mgae armor
- Canuhearmenow:
- Mage*
- DM:
- no
- Lampshade:
- Aww
- Canuhearmenow:
- Why not
- Nirrti:
- you can vast void pants
- Lampshade:
- I wanted my magic stones
- Shanto:
- Okay I'm fine for you to let us re-roll
- Canuhearmenow:
- Combat has not initiated
- Nirrti:
- *cast
- DM:
- did you prepare it in the corridor before entering the room filled with murderous inhabitants?
- DM:
- because, otherwise, no.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Uhh
- Lampshade:
- ...yes
- Canuhearmenow:
- Darth GW7:
- METAGAME
- DM:
- Who got the highest spot roll?
- Darth GW7:
- I DARE YOU
- Canuhearmenow:
- I don't need to prepare spells
- Canuhearmenow:
- I did
- Canuhearmenow:
- 17
- Darth GW7:
- I got 16
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 5 + 5 = 10
- DM:
- The pit gives off a faint blue light, which illuminates the whole room.
- Jekko:
- im blind
- Lampshade:
- Shanto is blind
- Lampshade:
- He got 1 at spotting a while back
- DM whispers: There is something moving down there, manically.
- Shanto:
- Blind monk
- Shanto:
- Opened the door for you
- Shanto:
- bitch
- Lampshade:
- Lee Sin
- Elias Guillermo:
- There's something down there!
- * Z'ar Kor nods
- Shanto:
- Exactly
- Ahwassa:
- Is it big and dangerous?
- Z'ar Kor:
- I can't make it out, but something is definitely moving down there.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- something to kill?
- Elias Guillermo:
- No idea
- Nirrti:
- DERGON
- DM:
- Roll initiative
- Z'ar Kor:
- This whole place stinks of evil.
- Canuhearmenow:
- SKELETAL DERGON
- Darth GW7:
- YES
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
- Shanto:
- Can we see each skeleton?
- Darth GW7:
- OH YESS
- * Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 7 - 2 = 5
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 7 + 1 = 8
- Darth GW7:
- NO
- Darth GW7:
- OH NOOO
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 4 + 4 = 8
- GRiM:
- shit
- Darth GW7:
- CURSE YOU DICE
- Nirrti:
- the fuck you guys rolling
- Nirrti:
- oh
- * Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 15 + 3 = 18
- Nirrti:
- initiative
- Canuhearmenow:
- I gots me a 10
- Darth GW7:
- FUCK YOU SHANTO
- Lampshade:
- Does rapid shot affect throwing?
- GRiM:
- fuck you shanto
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +3 => 7 + 3 = 10
- Darth GW7:
- Do we surprise them?
- Shanto:
- You guys are shit at rolling today
- GRiM:
- it's not a skill
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+2 => 8 + 2 = 10
- Lampshade:
- Does rapid shot affect throwing? Important question
- Darth GW7:
- Wow guys
- Canuhearmenow:
- No
- DM:
- um
- Darth GW7:
- 10 10 10 8 8
- Lampshade:
- aww
- Nirrti:
- he who rolled highest base number is first
- Nirrti:
- and so on
- Nirrti:
- on same numbers
- Darth GW7:
- No
- Darth GW7:
- Highest mod
- Nirrti:
- or was it vice versa
- Nirrti:
- because i'm pretty sure it's highest base
- Darth GW7:
- Highest modifier
- DM:
- no, its mod
- Canuhearmenow:
- +2 here
- Nirrti:
- +2
- Darth GW7:
- Hjort
- Lampshade:
- -2
- DM:
- mhm?
- Halfred:
- +3
- Darth GW7:
- Were the skeletons looking at the pit
- DM:
- No
- Darth GW7:
- :C
- DM:
- The skeletons were talking with one another
- Lampshade:
- They can talk?
- Nirrti:
- okay, jekko goes before me and canu, canu, we gotta roll to see who goes first
- Darth GW7:
- ...talking?
- Lampshade:
- They have no tongue!
- Darth GW7:
- you mean clacking
- Darth GW7:
- ?
- Darth GW7:
- click click clack
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 3 + 2 = 5
- Canuhearmenow:
- I rolled a 5 against what
- Shanto:
- Er
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+2 => 16 + 2 = 18
- Darth GW7:
- AHAHAHHAHA
- Canuhearmenow:
- Lol
- Skeleton Warrior 2:
- Should I warn the master?
- DM:
- Nirrti what was that?
- Ahwassa:
- No!
- Darth GW7:
- that was to see who went first
- Darth GW7:
- out of him and canu
- Nirrti:
- we rolled again to see who goes first
- Canuhearmenow:
- BLUFF
- Nirrti:
- so jekko, me, canu
- Nirrti:
- and before us whoever
- Lampshade:
- Oh god
- Lampshade:
- do it
- Canuhearmenow:
- I ROLL BLUFF TO GET THEM TO SEE US NOT AS A THREAT
- Nirrti:
- intimidate
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 10 => 2 + 10 = 12
- Darth GW7:
- DO IT
- Darth GW7:
- fuck
- Canuhearmenow:
- ..
- Nirrti:
- "WE'RE NOT A THREAT"
- Lampshade:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- ....
- Darth GW7:
- I ROLL BLUFF TOO
- Canuhearmenow:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- You got a +10 to bluff and fail?
- Nirrti:
- can i intimidate them to see us not as a threat
- DM:
- Shanto, Jekko, Nirrti, Canu, Grim, Darth, Lamp
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 6
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- FUCK
- * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 6 + 3 = 9
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
- Darth GW7:
- EVERYONE ROLL BLUFF
- Shanto:
- Why are we rolling?
- Nirrti:
- KHORNE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME SO
- Lampshade:
- No idea
- Darth GW7:
- nah jk
- Skeleton Warrior 2:
- But we have been told to destroy all intruders.
- Ahwassa:
- You sure?
- Elias Guillermo:
- We are not intruders, we are guests
- * DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 13 + 5 = 18
- Nirrti:
- i was rolling intimidate
- * DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 10 + 5 = 15
- Darth GW7:
- if those are their initiative rolls
- Darth GW7:
- we're fucked
- Nirrti:
- nope
- Lampshade:
- Aren't undead immune to intimidate?
- * Shanto rolls: d20 - 1 => 1 - 1 = 0
- Shanto:
- LOL
- * DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 1 + 5 = 6
- Darth GW7:
- oh wow shanto
- Darth GW7:
- what was that
- Darth GW7:
- oh wow
- Shanto:
- That was my bluff
- DM:
- Just pre-emptive
- Darth GW7:
- they crit failed to
- Darth GW7:
- too*
- Darth GW7:
- two crit fails in a row
- Shanto:
- Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
- Nirrti:
- Shanto just bluffed himself
- Darth GW7:
- it's beautiful
- Darth GW7:
- No, he tries to bluff, but ends up telling the truth instead
- Nirrti:
- and believes it to be bluff
- Nirrti:
- and as such is now delusional
- Darth GW7:
- that's it I'm out of here
- Nirrti:
- cya later shitlord
- Lampshade:
- wat
- Darth GW7:
- zar killed himself
- Nirrti:
- good riddance
- Shanto:
- gg guys
- Darth GW7:
- whumph
- Darth GW7:
- LOL JUST KIDDING
- Canuhearmenow:
- WE GOT THIS Y'ALL
- GRiM:
- woo
- Skeleton Warrior 3:
- Would you have us betray our master?
- Lampshade:
- stop moving darth
- GRiM:
- got through
- GRiM:
- on my call
- Darth GW7:
- loving the wave formation
- GRiM:
- woop
- Darth GW7:
- oh god what
- Darth GW7:
- why am I fat
- Lampshade:
- Who's doing that?
- Elias Guillermo:
- It would be betrayal to harm us, we are guests
- Darth GW7:
- I called hjort fat the other day
- Darth GW7:
- It really upset him
- Darth GW7:
- but I thought the insult would bounce off him
- Skeleton Archer 1:
- You say guest, we say intruder.
- DM:
- :P
- Elias Guillermo:
- Do we look like intruders?
- Lampshade:
- We need a jedi mind trick spell
- Shanto:
- I already failed the bluff
- Nirrti:
- JEDI CLASS
- Z'ar Kor:
- (quietly) Wrong thing to say, Elias...
- Lampshade:
- And that is a very silly class
- Shanto:
- They know everything
- Lampshade:
- Nirrti, Darth and Droids
- Nirrti:
- http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Jedi_Knight_(3.5e_Class)
- Canuhearmenow:
- DIP ROLL?
- Darth GW7:
- These aren't the dergs you're looking for
- Skeleton Warrior 3:
- You came in here, destroyed our possessions and bring your holy light into our home. How are you NOT intruders?
- DM:
- go ahead
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 4 + 5 = 9
- Z'ar Kor:
- Destroyed your possessions?
- Z'ar Kor:
- We didn't destroy any possessions.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh god
- Ahwassa:
- The trap...
- Canuhearmenow:
- Outnumbered and the Dice Gods hate us
- Z'ar Kor:
- What are you referring to?
- Lampshade:
- Dude, they're skeletons
- Darth GW7:
- GODDAMNIT LAMP SHUT UP
- Shanto:
- Outnumbered?
- Lampshade:
- And I got turn undead
- Darth GW7:
- D:
- Skeleton Warrior 3:
- We would ask you to leave. We don't want this to turn violent.
- Canuhearmenow:
- I got Disrupt Undead
- Shanto:
- There's 3
- Lampshade:
- Turn undead is much cooler
- Shanto:
- and too many of us
- Canuhearmenow:
- I CAST GHOST SOUNDS
- Lampshade:
- And imagine, the one time I don't have entropy shield
- Canuhearmenow:
- TO CONFUZZLE THEM
- Lampshade:
- We get ranged enemies
- Nirrti:
- ghost sounds in the pit
- Canuhearmenow:
- No no
- GRiM:
- ok
- Canuhearmenow:
- Ghost sounds of intruders coming from the north
- GRiM:
- i am less distracted now
- GRiM:
- we fighting?
- Canuhearmenow:
- But I kid
- Canuhearmenow:
- No ghost sounds
- Lampshade:
- Let's just fight
- Z'ar Kor:
- (To party) I don't think there's any way around this.
- Canuhearmenow:
- LET US DO THIS
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- All the better
- Shanto:
- Okay we fight now?
- Ahwassa:
- I guess we have to resort to the other kind of diplomacy...
- DM:
- Shanto, you're first
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I want to see if my new bow was worth the coin
- Shanto:
- And you guys can stop being silly
- Lampshade:
- NEVER!
- Nirrti:
- shanto
- Nirrti:
- not there
- Nirrti:
- i can get there but nowhere else
- Nirrti:
- actually nevermind
- Nirrti:
- i can get next to it
- Shanto:
- I can only get to there as well
- Shanto:
- lol
- Shanto:
- I was behind you
- Lampshade:
- I thought you had sick barbarian move
- Nirrti:
- yeah, 30ft in medium armor
- Shanto:
- Okay so I attack
- Nirrti:
- 40ft in light
- Nirrti:
- and i'm wearing medium
- Lampshade:
- I got only 20ft
- * Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
- Darth GW7:
- you can attack on diagonal
- Canuhearmenow:
- We're dooomed
- DM:
- Roll for damage
- Darth GW7:
- orly
- * Shanto rolls: d6+1 => 5 + 1 = 6
- Canuhearmenow:
- orly?
- DM:
- orally?
- Darth GW7:
- yeah
- Darth GW7:
- olga orly
- Shanto:
- Again btw?
- DM:
- Mhm
- Shanto:
- For flurry
- DM:
- go ahead
- * Shanto rolls: d20 => 4
- Shanto:
- oh well
- Darth GW7:
- o
- Shanto:
- I will never land my other fist
- Shanto:
- ever
- Nirrti:
- it disappears into thin air
- Canuhearmenow:
- That's because one hand is stronger then the other
- Canuhearmenow:
- Due to constant use
- Lampshade:
- And we can all guess why
- DM:
- You punch the skeleton in the skull. It staggers backwards, clearly shocked.
- Skeleton Warrior 1:
- I thought we could settle this peacefully!
- Shanto:
- Yeah all the time he spends with Ahwassa
- Shanto:
- shocked
- Nirrti:
- guys should i use power attack
- Lampshade:
- Do you remember that time I bitchslapped Elias?
- Shanto:
- I cast thunderbolt
- Nirrti:
- -4 from attack rolls, to +8 to damage
- DM:
- Darth, what's your health btw?
- Canuhearmenow:
- I still remember that
- Canuhearmenow:
- It hurt
- Z'ar Kor:
- I really do hate this. All the skeletons we've fought have been extremely pleasant to fight.
- Z'ar Kor:
- *pleasant individuals
- * Skeleton Archer 1 attacks darth
- Ahwassa:
- I don't remember that
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 6 + 2 = 8
- Skeleton Archer 1:
- Shit
- Elias Guillermo:
- We hate doing this jus tas much as you, skeletons
- Ahwassa:
- I guess we have different views on what is "pleasant"
- Elias Guillermo:
- I pray you find peace in the next life
- * Z'ar Kor blocks the arrow with his shield while talking to ahwassa
- Z'ar Kor:
- Those other skeletons in the tomb? They APOLOGISED to us.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Casual
- * Skeleton Archer 2 attacks Elias
- Nirrti:
- look at all the fucks he's giving
- Skeleton Archer 2:
- Who are you to speak of a next life?
- Z'ar Kor:
- And thanked us for a pleasant fight.
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh dear
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
- Skeleton Archer 2:
- ah well
- Canuhearmenow:
- HE MISSES
- Ahwassa:
- They slashed Ethtos with a sword!
- * Elias Guillermo ducks and dodges the arrow
- Ahwassa:
- How in any way is that pleasant?
- Z'ar Kor:
- It's not their fault! They have to obey their master!
- Nirrti:
- yeah guys i'm going power attack, -2 from attack rolls, but +4 to damage rolls, aww yiss
- Canuhearmenow:
- Why
- ???:
- Ah ah ahha haaa haaaa haaaa! Make them pay!
- Nirrti:
- because damage
- Z'ar Kor:
- It's like a-
- Lampshade:
- Because he is going to miss anyway
- Ehthos:
- Can we not argue the ethics of skeleton killing!
- Lampshade:
- So it doesn't matter
- Elias Guillermo:
- WHo's turn is it!
- Z'ar Kor:
- ...uh, you know, I think we have bigger problems to be worrying about.
- Nirrti:
- lamp, even with -2 i have +6 to attack roll
- Ahwassa:
- I agree with Ehthos
- ???:
- Hehe, mine mine mine
- Canuhearmenow:
- Good GOD
- Lampshade:
- Who's turn?
- Darth GW7:
- hmm
- Darth GW7:
- Can you push enemies as an attack?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- back
- Canuhearmenow:
- yes
- Canuhearmenow:
- Bullrush
- ???:
- Boo
- GRiM:
- back
- Nirrti:
- jekko's turn
- GRiM:
- sry
- Shanto:
- Darth!
- Lampshade:
- What is that?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Ah!
- GRiM:
- my turn soon?
- Shanto:
- Sparta kick him
- Shanto:
- In to the pit
- Lampshade:
- Planar check!
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 12 + 6 = 18
- Nirrti:
- hey, it was jekko's turn
- Darth GW7:
- That was completely my intention, shanto :3
- Darth GW7:
- Although if this guy managed to just appear right in front of me
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh god what is that thing
- * DM rolls: d20 + + 3 => 1 + 3 = 4
- Lampshade:
- oh it was?
- Darth GW7:
- I dunno if it'll work
- Shanto:
- I hope it's a crit or a crit fail
- Darth GW7:
- It might be able to fly
- Canuhearmenow:
- Hahaha
- Darth GW7:
- or climb
- Canuhearmenow:
- CRIT FAIL
- DM:
- Can everyone make a will save?
- Canuhearmenow:
- DM you made crit fail
- Canuhearmenow:
- For what
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 20 - 1 = 19
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 11 + 6 = 17
- Darth GW7:
- CRITICAL SUCCESS
- Darth GW7:
- HELL YES
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 4 => 17 + 4 = 21
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+1 => 2 + 1 = 3
- Nirrti:
- :|
- Lampshade:
- oo...
- Lampshade:
- Shit
- Canuhearmenow:
- Of course Nirrti suffers a low will
- Nirrti:
- cya later shitlords
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +2 => 15 + 2 = 17
- Canuhearmenow:
- But wait DMs roll was a crit 1
- Darth GW7:
- the half-orc, weak-willed?
- Darth GW7:
- :V
- DM:
- That was for attack
- Lampshade:
- Maybe it was something else
- DM:
- this.
- DM:
- this isn't an attack.
- Canuhearmenow:
- oh
- DM:
- who has still to roll?
- Darth GW7:
- It's probably fear
- Lampshade:
- What is it then?
- Nirrti:
- RAGE
- GRiM:
- roll for what?
- Lampshade:
- Haha, Omg is the only one getting feared
- DM:
- will save
- Lampshade:
- That's just so hilarious
- GRiM:
- i didnt roll
- Darth GW7:
- d20-1
- Lampshade:
- well roll
- Darth GW7:
- grim
- GRiM:
- for whatever this is
- * GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 1 - 1 = 0
- GRiM:
- shit
- Darth GW7:
- oh my god
- Canuhearmenow:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- Nirrti:
- lmao
- Lampshade:
- You're fucked
- Darth GW7:
- you're boned
- DM:
- And SHanto?
- GRiM:
- if it's fear i'll crap myself
- Darth GW7:
- JUST LIKE SHANTO
- Nirrti:
- damn
- Darth GW7:
- good times
- Nirrti:
- i should've gone rage
- Nirrti:
- +2 to will saves
- Darth GW7:
- would'nt have made a difference
- Shanto:
- ???
- Shanto:
- What
- Shanto:
- What
- Nirrti:
- could've
- Darth GW7:
- d20+1 shanto
- * Shanto rolls: d20+1 => 12 + 1 = 13
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- Lampshade:
- Roll d20+4
- Darth GW7:
- waitwaitwait
- Darth GW7:
- His should be better
- Lampshade:
- he hasn't got his badse there
- Darth GW7:
- yeah
- Lampshade:
- he has +4
- Darth GW7:
- Monks get good saves
- Lampshade:
- so 16
- Canuhearmenow:
- So 16
- DM:
- okay, good to know
- Shanto:
- Yeah
- Shanto:
- 16
- Lampshade:
- Put your base saves on your sheet
- Darth GW7:
- same for you grim
- Nirrti:
- so has jekko made his turn now
- Lampshade:
- for clarity
- GRiM:
- base saves?
- Lampshade:
- They're on the ph
- Darth GW7:
- You should have base 3 like me I think
- Lampshade:
- on ranger
- Darth GW7:
- Base 3 fort
- ???:
- Ahaha, the skies the skies the skies are on fire the flowers are BLOODY redredredredgreeeeeen
- Darth GW7:
- Ranger and fighter are the same
- GRiM:
- havent got my ph on here
- DM:
- Jekko?
- Lampshade:
- +0 to will
- Z'ar Kor:
- oh gods this thing is mad
- GRiM:
- tell me the ranger one
- Darth GW7:
- +3 to fort
- Darth GW7:
- That's it
- Lampshade:
- yeah
- Lampshade:
- no will
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 7 + 8 = 15
- GRiM:
- where do i write that?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Arcana check on it
- Darth GW7:
- Next to saving throws
- Darth GW7:
- In the "Base" column
- DM:
- It's a religion check that's needed
- GRiM:
- i have that
- GRiM:
- already
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
- Canuhearmenow:
- fuck
- GRiM:
- mine is 3
- Darth GW7:
- Oh
- Lampshade:
- Good enough?
- Darth GW7:
- You haven't saved it then
- Darth GW7:
- Never mind
- DM:
- nope
- GRiM:
- was always there
- Jekko:
- shoot whit crossbow skeleton archer 1
- DM:
- maybe when you find out what it does
- DM:
- okay
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +5 => 2 + 5 = 7
- Canuhearmenow:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- :c
- DM:
- The bolt flies into the pit
- Darth GW7:
- "ow!"
- Canuhearmenow:
- Well guys it was nice playing with you
- Darth GW7:
- "watch what you're firing down here"
- Canuhearmenow:
- I wonder what the next session will be
- Shanto:
- I wish I had spring attack
- Nirrti:
- is it my turn?
- Shanto:
- D=
- Lampshade:
- Goddamnit Jekko I was going to move there
- Darth GW7:
- I think so nirrti
- Darth GW7:
- You then canu?
- Nirrti:
- welll theeeeeen
- Nirrti:
- yeah
- Darth GW7:
- Then grim then me?
- Canuhearmenow:
- yes
- Darth GW7:
- grim what was your init?
- Lampshade:
- Then me
- Darth GW7:
- I think it was grim then me
- Darth GW7:
- yeah
- Canuhearmenow:
- Magic Missile is force damage
- Canuhearmenow:
- Right
- Canuhearmenow:
- So it pushes people
- Canuhearmenow:
- Archer is at edge of pit
- * DM rolls: 2d4 => 6
- Darth GW7:
- now you're fucking with portals
- * DM rolls: 2d4 => 4
- Darth GW7:
- wait
- Darth GW7:
- THINKING
- Darth GW7:
- :V
- Lampshade:
- What were those rolls?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Death
- Darth GW7:
- damage
- Darth GW7:
- for the people who failed saves
- Darth GW7:
- at a guess
- DM:
- Rounds
- DM:
- for the people who failed saves
- Lampshade:
- What did they get?
- Darth GW7:
- oh... oh dear
- Shanto:
- Raped
- Darth GW7:
- ^
- DM:
- Hypnosis
- Canuhearmenow:
- NO
- Lampshade:
- Oh
- Darth GW7:
- .......
- Canuhearmenow:
- OH GOD NO
- Lampshade:
- They're against us then?
- Darth GW7:
- oh........ oh dear.........
- Shanto:
- You are now a chicken
- Shanto:
- gj
- GRiM:
- who is against who?
- Darth GW7:
- by osiris and isis, you are a boar, yes, a boar. by osiris and isis, you are a boar.
- Lampshade:
- Is that from Asterix?
- Canuhearmenow:
- So we lost Nirrti and GRiM
- Canuhearmenow:
- FANTASTIC
- Lampshade:
- Yap
- * Xannan Hawkflight starts scowling at the others with a crazed look
- Darth GW7:
- Yes, lamp! It is!
- Darth GW7:
- HIGH FIVE
- Darth GW7:
- o/
- Lampshade:
- I knew it!
- Lampshade:
- \o
- * Xannan Hawkflight raises his bow pointing at the halfling or the skeleton, noone is quite sure...
- Darth GW7:
- Me --> o/\o -- Lamp
- Lampshade:
- That was so obscure reference....
- Darth GW7:
- we're such asterix nerds
- Lampshade:
- Been like 10 years since I saw that cartoon...
- * Xannan Hawkflight lowers his arm
- * Xannan Hawkflight sits on the ground and unwraps some rations and starts munching
- Lampshade:
- right
- Darth GW7:
- okay
- Nirrti:
- well, it's your turn canu
- DM:
- mhm
- Canuhearmenow:
- I cast Mage armor
- DM:
- heh
- Lampshade:
- That's it?
- Darth GW7:
- "heh"?
- Darth GW7:
- OH GOD
- Darth GW7:
- RETCON THAT
- Darth GW7:
- RETCON
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- DM:
- go ahead
- Canuhearmenow:
- Do I also get an attack?
- Darth GW7:
- I still have my retcon
- Darth GW7:
- :3
- Canuhearmenow:
- Or just using Mage Armor
- DM:
- that is your attack
- Nirrti:
- I'M GOING TO RETCON MY WILL SAVE ROLL
- Lampshade:
- Yep
- Nirrti:
- jk
- Darth GW7:
- Gonna save it till the final battle
- Lampshade:
- I guess you can move
- Darth GW7:
- "I retcon the final boss being born!"
- DM:
- you can if you want Nirrti
- Canuhearmenow:
- There
- Canuhearmenow:
- Done
- Nirrti:
- nope
- GRiM:
- saving my retcon too
- Nirrti:
- not gonna
- GRiM:
- useless here
- DM:
- okay.
- DM:
- Darth?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Who's turn now
- Nirrti:
- i'm out for only 6 turns guys
- Lampshade:
- Yeah, that's not a long time at all
- DM:
- Grim's out for 4 I think
- Darth GW7:
- Can I make an attack to deliberately force them backwards into the pit?
- DM:
- It's flying
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Darth GW7:
- that's bad
- Nirrti:
- he should've gotten the longer one because he rolled 0
- GRiM:
- so i dont have an attack?>@
- DM:
- It gets worse
- Darth GW7:
- oh man
- Lampshade:
- How often is the hypnosis cast?
- GRiM:
- just do nothing for 4 turns
- GRiM:
- ?
- Canuhearmenow:
- It's incorporeal isn't it
- Darth GW7:
- in that case
- Darth GW7:
- I bring my flaming longsword of draconic justice down on its head
- GRiM:
- ok
- Darth GW7:
- ATTACK ROLL
- Darth GW7:
- DUN DUN DUUUUUN
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+6 => 16 + 6 = 22
- Canuhearmenow:
- DO IT
- Canuhearmenow:
- YES
- Lampshade:
- YES!
- Canuhearmenow:
- KILL THE FUCKER
- Darth GW7:
- attacking ???
- Darth GW7:
- just so you know
- Darth GW7:
- with the attack bonus of +6 (???(
- Darth GW7:
- the damage of 1d8+3(???)
- Darth GW7:
- Special properties being (???)
- Darth GW7:
- we really need to find out what this sword does
- Lampshade:
- Is the DM there?
- Canuhearmenow:
- DM is gone
- Darth GW7:
- rocks fall, DM dies
- Canuhearmenow:
- He's dead, Jim
- DM:
- brb a seck
- Darth GW7:
- secks
- Nirrti:
- DM had a heartattack
- Nirrti:
- and died
- Darth GW7:
- fire alarm?
- Lampshade:
- I hope nt
- Lampshade:
- not
- Lampshade:
- Such a tense situation!
- Canuhearmenow:
- Should I use Magic Missile next, or Disrupt Undead
- Darth GW7:
- oh wait
- Lampshade:
- Which one is more damage?
- Darth GW7:
- My roll should have been +7
- Darth GW7:
- Since my base attack bonus went up
- DM:
- Darth roll for damage btw
- Nirrti:
- can anyone hypnotize
- Canuhearmenow:
- Disrupt Undead is 1d6 but a ranged touch attack
- Darth GW7:
- shall I roll again
- Darth GW7:
- :3
- Nirrti:
- you should totally hypnotize me not to listen to it
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
- Canuhearmenow:
- Magic missile is guaranteed hit 1d4+1
- Darth GW7:
- OH WOW
- Darth GW7:
- MAXIMUM DAMAGE
- Lampshade:
- Well I have protection from law that should protect from hypnotize
- Darth GW7:
- I'm on a roll
- Lampshade:
- But it doesn't dispel it
- Darth GW7:
- (it won't last)
- Darth GW7:
- Oooh
- Darth GW7:
- My breath weapon should have a longer range now
- DM:
- The sword sears through the fimly skin of the creature. It cries out in agony, and then begins to babble again.
- Darth GW7:
- Forgot about that completely
- DM:
- Lamp, it isn't lawful
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait, how much damage for the fire
- Lampshade:
- It still protects
- Lampshade:
- It protects against all forms of mind control
- Canuhearmenow:
- It got... Like, 14-15 damage and is still going?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Jesus
- DM:
- although, you can make another religion check
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 8 + 5 = 13
- Z'ar Kor:
- Why are you so LOUD?! Argh!
- DM:
- hm
- * Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 18 + 3 = 21
- Shanto:
- That was for relgion check
- Canuhearmenow:
- YES
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh
- Canuhearmenow:
- Fuck
- Lampshade:
- Lol
- Shanto:
- religion*
- ???:
- OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. MELON. MELON. MELON. REDO FROM START.
- Lampshade:
- ok, what the fuck is that thing?
- Canuhearmenow:
- It's a computer
- Lampshade:
- I mean that's the creepiest enemy yet
- Nirrti:
- HEY KID
- GRiM:
- cheese?
- Nirrti:
- I'M A COMPUTER
- Shanto:
- slaad
- Nirrti:
- STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING
- DM:
- Shanto, this creature is an allip, the spirit of someone inflicted with a great madness who then took their own life. It seeks revenge on those it percieves as its tormentors which, from its twisted point of view, is all life. It is constantly babbling in a way that can damage the psyche of those surrounding it. Interestingly, it lacks a corporeal body.
- Lampshade:
- Is it undead?
- GRiM:
- ah
- Canuhearmenow:
- Welp, I know what I'm hitting with my magic missile
- * DM rolls: d100 => 17
- Shanto:
- wow
- Canuhearmenow:
- WhAT WAS THAT
- Lampshade:
- That can't be good
- DM:
- hey darth, roll a d100
- Shanto:
- That's low as fuck for a 100 roll
- DM:
- darth?
- Shanto:
- crit roll it man
- Shanto:
- crit roll!
- Darth GW7:
- a d100?
- Darth GW7:
- oh wow
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d100 => 61
- Darth GW7:
- that's a C
- Darth GW7:
- DM:
- Good to know. The sword did indeed hit
- Darth GW7:
- not the best omen with A-levels looming
- Darth GW7:
- 61%
- Lampshade:
- What
- Darth GW7:
- D:
- Lampshade:
- What kind of roll was that?
- Canuhearmenow:
- That's a D-
- Darth GW7:
- No it's not?
- Darth GW7:
- 90% = A*, 80%, A, 70%, B, 60%, C
- Canuhearmenow:
- Pfft
- Lampshade:
- Who's turn is it now?
- Canuhearmenow:
- You and your silly British grading system
- Canuhearmenow:
- Lampshade:
- Mine?
- Darth GW7:
- How is it silly
- * Skeleton Warrior 1 attacks shanto
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- Darth GW7:
- anyway it varies depending on how good the paper is
- * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 2 + 1 = 3
- Shanto:
- gg
- Lampshade:
- hah
- DM:
- :D
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh wow
- Darth GW7:
- poor skellies
- Darth GW7:
- can't get a hit
- Lampshade:
- How many hit die do these guys have?
- Shanto:
- Darth
- * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 5 + 1 = 6
- Darth GW7:
- oh wow
- Shanto:
- You're gonna get raped
- DM:
- :P
- Darth GW7:
- No i'm not
- GRiM:
- lolol
- DM:
- Lamp, go ahead
- Darth GW7:
- Are there mechanics to pick people up
- Elias Guillermo:
- We're certainly willing to negotiate, my fair undead compatriots, if we were to discontinue combat
- Darth GW7:
- and throw them
- Darth GW7:
- I asked this already didn't I
- Darth GW7:
- but you didn't answer
- Lampshade:
- I cast turn undead
- ???:
- Potato Tomato I DEMAND SILENCE
- GRiM:
- it's not your round is it?
- Lampshade:
- it is
- GRiM:
- oh
- GRiM:
- i thought it was darths then me
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 13 + 2 = 15
- Nirrti:
- but you're hypnotized
- DM:
- Oh yeah Grim what are you doing?
- Lampshade:
- Oh it was his turn?
- GRiM:
- i am going to attack...
- GRiM:
- err
- Canuhearmenow:
- I thought Grim can't though
- Lampshade:
- I thought you were munching the rations
- Canuhearmenow:
- Due to hypnosis
- GRiM:
- not all turn
- GRiM:
- i'm not completely incapacitated as i though
- GRiM:
- thought
- Lampshade:
- What can you do?
- Darth GW7:
- Grim you should have been before me
- Darth GW7:
- I think you lost your turn
- DM:
- he can hit those threatening his friends
- Darth GW7:
- Due to hypnosis
- GRiM:
- i will attack the warrior attacking shanto
- DM:
- he should, but I'll let him go
- Canuhearmenow:
- Skeleton Warrior 3
- Nirrti:
- so he gets to go
- Shanto:
- Oh god
- Canuhearmenow:
- ?
- Nirrti:
- but i can't
- Nirrti:
- that's unfair
- Nirrti:
- and ii
- Shanto:
- He's gonna hit me
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +7 => 12 + 7 = 19
- Nirrti:
- *i'm out for 6 rounds
- DM:
- Nirrti, I said you could
- Nirrti:
- you said i couldn't move
- DM:
- You can't move to attack those not attacking people you're friendly with
- DM:
- That's your party and the Allip
- Lampshade:
- Allip?
- Nirrti:
- well you should've said that properly
- Nirrti:
- you said "actively move to attack any undead"
- DM:
- Sorry. Take your turn after Grim
- Shanto:
- The guy next to darth
- ???:
- Me
- Lampshade:
- oh right
- GRiM:
- ok did you calc my roll yet?
- GRiM:
- i did it already
- DM:
- it's a hit
- DM:
- only 1 attack?
- Canuhearmenow:
- You can do two
- Lampshade:
- Ye
- GRiM:
- ok and 2nd
- DM:
- -2 to both though
- Shanto:
- Oh god
- Shanto:
- He's gonna hit me
- DM:
- It'd be Jekko he'd hit firstly
- Shanto:
- He'll somehow
- Canuhearmenow:
- Well that's fine
- Shanto:
- hit me
- Nirrti:
- jekko is small though
- Lampshade:
- Shoot the archers
- Lampshade:
- They're bad
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +5 => 11 + 5 = 16
- DM:
- Both hit
- Shanto:
- damage roll!
- GRiM:
- minus 2 on the other hit since that was 19 and it's 17 and 16. not bad
- Canuhearmenow:
- Two damage rolls
- GRiM:
- 2 damage rolls?
- GRiM:
- ok
- * GRiM rolls: d8 => 8
- Lampshade:
- ouch
- * GRiM rolls: d8 => 4
- Canuhearmenow:
- Jesus
- GRiM:
- Fuck yeah
- DM:
- +?
- Nirrti:
- but since the allip is threatening darth
- Lampshade:
- no + I think
- Nirrti:
- can i move in to attack it
- DM:
- +2 total
- Canuhearmenow:
- I didn't think Ranged does that
- DM:
- from the bow?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- HA! I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING BUT THIS BOW IS AMAZING
- Elias Guillermo:
- We need to charm Xannan more often
- GRiM:
- i thought that was calculated in the attack rolls
- Ahwassa:
- That's so reassuring
- DM:
- The arrows hit the skeleton, sending it reeling backwards in a pile of bones and rused armour.
- Lampshade:
- Same
- DM:
- Fair point
- GRiM:
- we talked about it earlier
- GRiM:
- canuhearme
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wat
- GRiM:
- walked us through it
- DM:
- Nirrti, take your belated turn
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh
- Nirrti:
- attack with power attack
- GRiM:
- did i kill it?
- DM:
- penalty to hit
- Canuhearmenow:
- yes
- Lampshade:
- yes
- Nirrti:
- with -2 from attack, to +4 in damage
- DM:
- yes grim
- DM:
- mhm
- GRiM:
- HEEELSSS YEAAAH
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
- Lampshade:
- eep
- Canuhearmenow:
- Fuck
- DM:
- Your axe swings in an arc over the skeleton's head. Perhaps your fascination with the Allip's chanting has damaged your aim?
- DM:
- Lamp, you got 15 on turn undead yes?7
- Lampshade:
- Yep
- Lampshade:
- So what happens?
- Lampshade:
- I can turn my level +1
- Lampshade:
- so 3
- DM:
- You turn 3hd of undead
- Darth GW7:
- 3HD total?
- Lampshade:
- How many do the skellies have?
- Darth GW7:
- Or every undead up to 3HD?
- Darth GW7:
- uh
- Darth GW7:
- as in
- Lampshade:
- I do another roll now
- Darth GW7:
- every undead that has less than 3HD
- DM:
- the closest to you
- Lampshade:
- 2d6+lvl+cha mod
- DM:
- skeleton first then allip
- Lampshade:
- is the amount of hit die
- GRiM:
- ok i just gotta subtract my arrows XD
- Lampshade:
- I should turn
- Lampshade:
- according to ph
- DM:
- oh, ok
- Darth GW7:
- that's quite a lot
- * Lampshade rolls: 2d6+2+2 => 5 + 2 + 2 = 9
- GRiM:
- 18 arrows left
- Lampshade:
- 9 hit die
- Lampshade:
- How many does the allip have?
- Darth GW7:
- A cleric may attempt to turn undead a number of times per day equal to 3 + his Charisma modifier. A cleric with 5 or more ranks in Knowledge (religion) gets a +2 bonus on turning checks against undead.?
- Lampshade:
- not enough knowledge
- Darth GW7:
- Or is this a spell
- DM:
- You don't affect the allip
- Darth GW7:
- You get it as an innate ability
- Lampshade:
- it's a special attack
- Lampshade:
- page 160
- Lampshade:
- So how many skellies do I turn?
- Darth GW7:
- Oh wait
- Darth GW7:
- Sorry
- Darth GW7:
- THat was how many TIMES you can turn undead
- Lampshade:
- Yep
- Darth GW7:
- I read it wrong
- Canuhearmenow:
- So whose turn is it now
- Lampshade:
- How many hit die does one skeleton have?
- DM:
- heh, so as I read this Lamp
- DM:
- Since you can't affect the Allip it is overlooked entirely
- DM:
- yes?
- Lampshade:
- yes
- Lampshade:
- so only skellies
- Lampshade:
- worth of 9 hit die
- Lampshade:
- and if they have only one
- DM:
- heh
- Lampshade:
- They get destroyed
- Lampshade:
- so how many do they have?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Woah
- Lampshade:
- Awwww yeah
- Lampshade:
- Everything dies!
- Canuhearmenow:
- ROCKS FUCKING FALL
- Canuhearmenow:
- Everything dies
- GRiM:
- WTF happened? XD
- Nirrti:
- so, DM
- GRiM:
- i look away for 2 mins
- Lampshade:
- I turned undead
- Canuhearmenow:
- Turn Undead happened
- GRiM:
- and everything dies
- Z'ar Kor:
- Why do I always end up feeling guilty when we fight skeletons?
- GRiM:
- lol
- Nirrti:
- since the allip is threatening darth, am i allowed to attack it
- DM:
- The light of Kord fills the room, engulfing everything in it. A chorus of screams fill the air as the undead rejoin the earth.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- because you hurt the master...
- Shanto:
- Hahahahahahaha
- DM:
- Shanto?
- DM:
- Also, holy shit.
- Ahwassa:
- So what was that you said about them outnumbering us earlier?
- Shanto:
- Idk I just imagined him shouting and using an intimidate
- Elias Guillermo:
- I was... Certainly wrong about you Ahwassa
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Guys, give him a chance
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- he could be afraid
- Z'ar Kor:
- I don't think he's capable of BEING afraid, to be quite honest.
- Ehthos:
- He's a spirit, you cannot calm the dead
- Allip:
- Batteries taste like spelljammers. All praise the bountiful Neogi the blue blood is running eggs and I will KILL KIll killkilkillkillkilkillkillkil
- DM:
- Shanto, your turn
- Elias Guillermo:
- What is a 'battery'
- Z'ar Kor:
- Poor thing is quite insane.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- praaaise Neogi
- Shanto:
- Okay
- Ahwassa:
- Xannan, snap out of it
- * Shanto rolls: d20 +4 => 20 + 4 = 24
- Darth GW7:
- NICE
- * Shanto rolls: d20 +2 => 9 + 2 = 11
- Lampshade:
- Yeaaah!
- DM:
- HAHAHA
- Lampshade:
- one more
- DM:
- OH MY GOD
- DM:
- DO YOU KNOW
- Canuhearmenow:
- Now we're going to fight a Hellfire Wyrm right
- Darth GW7:
- uh
- Darth GW7:
- oh god
- * Shanto rolls: d6+6 => 1 + 6 = 7
- * Shanto rolls: d6+6 => 5 + 6 = 11
- DM:
- HAHA
- DM:
- SHANTO
- Darth GW7:
- oh god
- Darth GW7:
- oh god
- Darth GW7:
- oh god oh god oh god
- DM:
- I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS
- Lampshade:
- What?
- Darth GW7:
- ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
- Lampshade:
- Oh god
- DM:
- but do you know what the word incorporeal means?
- GRiM:
- rocks fall
- Canuhearmenow:
- Shanto just undeaded the Allip right
- Nirrti:
- he can't hit it because it doesn't have corporeal body?
- Nirrti:
- hahhaaha
- Lampshade:
- hahahhahaa
- GRiM:
- lol
- Darth GW7:
- aaaah
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- No
- Shanto:
- But
- Darth GW7:
- But I can
- Shanto:
- crit
- GRiM:
- why didnt he think
- Nirrti:
- SHANTO IS SHADOWBOXING
- GRiM:
- ?
- Shanto:
- Darth GW7:
- Because magical weapon
- Canuhearmenow:
- Roll 1d100 DM
- Darth GW7:
- Right?
- DM:
- Nope
- Canuhearmenow:
- And then Shanto rolls 1d100
- DM:
- It isn't magical
- Canuhearmenow:
- Fuck
- Shanto:
- Ah
- Darth GW7:
- wait what
- Shanto:
- np
- Canuhearmenow:
- HIS FISTS ARE MAGIC
- DM:
- Masterwork =/= enchanted
- Shanto:
- Your sword
- Shanto:
- Is magical
- Darth GW7:
- but
- Darth GW7:
- we did detect magic
- Darth GW7:
- and it was magical
- Lampshade:
- What was?
- Darth GW7:
- it's ON FIRE
- Shanto:
- My hands aren't
- DM:
- That's why it hit
- Lampshade:
- Your weapon is magic
- Darth GW7:
- what
- Lampshade:
- Not his
- Darth GW7:
- I was talking about my weapon
- Shanto:
- Wait everyone shush
- Lampshade:
- You hit
- Darth GW7:
- yeah
- Darth GW7:
- That's what I said
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- "I hit because my weapon is magical"
- Canuhearmenow:
- So I guess we just go between those who can cast spells or use magic weapons now
- Lampshade:
- yeah
- Canuhearmenow:
- Who's turn is it
- DM:
- Your fists pass through the cloak that is the Allip's skin.
- Shanto:
- I can be moral support!
- DM:
- Allip's turn
- Ehthos:
- Go guys go!
- Lampshade:
- Cheerleader
- * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 2 + 3 = 5
- Darth GW7:
- ahwassa should be cheerleader
- Darth GW7:
- nice short skirt
- Darth GW7:
- mmmm
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh my god
- Lampshade:
- I just killed a room full of undeads
- Canuhearmenow:
- All the enemies
- Canuhearmenow:
- Failed to hit
- Canuhearmenow:
- Anything
- Darth GW7:
- have they done any damage at all?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Noe
- Lampshade:
- Nope
- DM:
- nope
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nope*
- Darth GW7:
- apart from hypnosis
- Darth GW7:
- but no hitpoint damage
- Darth GW7:
- oh wow
- Darth GW7:
- Canu?
- DM:
- This was meant to be a Very Hard encounter as well
- DM:
- :P
- Lampshade:
- Haha
- Lampshade:
- Turn undead ftw
- * Allip flees
- Darth GW7:
- canu's turn I-
- Darth GW7:
- ah
- Canuhearmenow:
- WAIT
- Lampshade:
- sonofabitch
- DM:
- Darth, attack of opportunity
- Canuhearmenow:
- I cast my 5th level magic missile
- Darth GW7:
- Oh
- Darth GW7:
- What's that
- DM:
- You can't yet
- Ehthos:
- 2 4 6 8 who do we appriciate GO Z'ar!
- Darth GW7:
- What bonus
- Canuhearmenow:
- Awww
- Canuhearmenow:
- ok
- DM:
- normal attack
- Lampshade:
- How come HE gets a cheer?
- Nirrti:
- because you're a woman
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+7 => 14 + 7 = 21
- Shanto:
- Cause he's attacking
- Lampshade:
- touche
- DM:
- its a ht
- DM:
- hit
- Canuhearmenow:
- You know, funny thing
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
- DM:
- roll a d100
- Canuhearmenow:
- We haven't killed a single humanoid yet
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d100 => 39
- Shanto:
- He flew away
- Darth GW7:
- D:
- Lampshade:
- True
- Canuhearmenow:
- No bandits
- Canuhearmenow:
- No nothing
- Lampshade:
- Welcome to planescape?
- DM:
- Welcome to the place where everything's fucked up all the time
- DM:
- Darth, you hit but deal no damage
- Darth GW7:
- :c
- Lampshade:
- I like how we suddenly roll awesome
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- Fire damage
- Canuhearmenow:
- ?
- Lampshade:
- When it's the real thing
- Nirrti:
- like grim's 0 rolls?
- DM:
- Nope
- Nirrti:
- and my 3
- Lampshade:
- oh right
- DM:
- Canu, your turn
- Darth GW7:
- to be honest it makes no difference
- Shanto:
- Darth!
- Lampshade:
- ;(
- Shanto:
- Retcon the hit
- Darth GW7:
- no
- Shanto:
- And re roll!
- Lampshade:
- don't
- Elias Guillermo:
- Let us end this silly game...
- Darth GW7:
- not worth it
- Canuhearmenow:
- Cast magic missile
- Darth GW7:
- it's not going to bother us now
- Canuhearmenow:
- 5th levul
- Darth GW7:
- it's badly wounded
- Canuhearmenow:
- 3d4 + 3
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 3d4 + 3 => 10 + 3 = 13
- Lampshade:
- nice
- Lampshade:
- Did it die?
- DM:
- It already had
- DM:
- :\
- Lampshade:
- Did it die again?
- DM:
- The missiles strike into the fleeing Allip's body. It screams in agony and begins to uncoil, it's face bubbling away as its black, clothy skin slowly dissipates.
- Lampshade:
- Shit
- * Elias Guillermo points at the Allip
- Elias Guillermo:
- He mad
- Z'ar Kor:
- Poor thing.
- Lampshade:
- The loot dropped down the chasm
- GRiM:
- lol
- Lampshade:
- lol
- Darth GW7:
- what loot?
- DM:
- It was incorporeal
- DM:
- How could it have loot?
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- nevermind then
- GRiM:
- incorporeal loot
- GRiM:
- obviously
- * Z'ar Kor approaches the pit
- Lampshade:
- Yay
- Could not execute the command: "", exception = null
- * Z'ar Kor looks down
- Canuhearmenow:
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk
- Darth GW7:
- Can I judge how deep it is?
- Canuhearmenow:
- XP
- DM:
- It goes down about 40 feet
- Darth GW7:
- ie. can I see the bottom
- DM:
- 200 xp for everyone
- Nirrti:
- throw a torch down it
- Nirrti:
- oh
- Canuhearmenow:
- Oh god
- Canuhearmenow:
- Climb
- Canuhearmenow:
- ?
- Jekko:
- 50 ft rope
- GRiM:
- ok
- Z'ar Kor:
- Finally my time to shine.
- Nirrti:
- jekko's got a rope
- Jekko:
- i have
- Darth GW7:
- I have rope
- DM:
- There's a blue light coming from it, remember? It's visible
- Canuhearmenow:
- I search the area before we go down
- * Z'ar Kor gets out 50ft of his rope
- Shanto:
- So
- Shanto:
- Spot check?
- Lampshade:
- I guess
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 13 + 3 = 16
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 14 + 3 = 17
- DM:
- Search, surely?
- * Shanto rolls: do20+3 => Invalid expression: do20+3.
- Shanto:
- oops
- Darth GW7:
- invalid expression
- Canuhearmenow:
- 16 search
- Darth GW7:
- nice job breaking it her
- Darth GW7:
- hero
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+3 => 20 + 3 = 23
- Lampshade:
- i that case I got 14
- Nirrti:
- NATURAL 20
- Canuhearmenow:
- * Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
- Lampshade:
- You see verything
- Nirrti:
- fucking spot checks
- Canuhearmenow:
- Nirrti is the god of noncombat roles
- * Jekko rolls: d20 +6 => 8 + 6 = 14
- Lampshade:
- everything
- Nirrti:
- why are you like this
- Canuhearmenow:
- rolls*
- Lampshade:
- Ironically
- Shanto:
- Nah Lamp is the queen
- Nirrti:
- i should've been a bard
- Shanto:
- Of noncombat wiki rolls
- Nirrti:
- gorramnit
- Lampshade:
- Yep
- Lampshade:
- Orc bard
- Lampshade:
- Like in skyrim
- Nirrti:
- yeah
- Lampshade:
- And everyone wants to kill you
- Nirrti:
- my singing causes saving will checks
- OMG'ahr:
- Well, there's something down there that casts the blue light, a headband i think?
- GRiM:
- ooook
- Z'ar Kor:
- Does anyone have any pegs? I need to secure this rope up here.
- GRiM:
- are me and niirti ok now:?
- Elias Guillermo:
- I am a poor climber
- GRiM:
- no longer hypno people
- Ahwassa:
- Same
- Nirrti:
- Grim, yeah, since the hypnotize was 6 and 4 rounds
- Canuhearmenow:
- Can I see the Headband?
- Nirrti:
- and rounds are like 5 or so seconds long in real time
- DM:
- Assuming Nirrti pointed it out to you, yeah
- Z'ar Kor:
- I'm going to drop a rope down for you. It won't be too hard to climb.
- DM:
- 6 seconds a round
- Canuhearmenow:
- Can I roll Arcana on it now
- DM:
- no
- Canuhearmenow:
- Or do I need it in my hands
- DM:
- need it near you
- Z'ar Kor:
- We'll send a strong climber down first, to help you down.
- Canuhearmenow:
- kk
- GRiM:
- i'm a good climber
- Shanto:
- Me
- GRiM:
- i think
- Shanto:
- I'm the best
- OMG'ahr:
- How about Halfred goes first?
- Shanto:
- +5 mod
- GRiM:
- i have a +5
- Shanto:
- Together !
- DM:
- you'd get a +2 bonus if you helped each other
- Nirrti:
- hey i've got +5 on climb too
- Shanto:
- Yeah lets do that
- GRiM:
- yea
- Canuhearmenow:
- I'll search the corpses of the skeletons while they do that
- Shanto:
- I've got better tumble
- GRiM:
- ok
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 10 + 3 = 13
- Lampshade:
- How much fall damage do we get if we fall?
- Shanto:
- and stuff incase we fall
- Darth GW7:
- Hjort, if I carry someone, am I still able to land alright with my wings?
- GRiM:
- so what do we do?
- * Shanto rolls: d20+5 => 11 + 5 = 16
- DM:
- You gonna go into the hole together?
- Darth GW7:
- I can't glide with a medium or heavy load
- GRiM:
- yes
- Shanto:
- 18
- Darth GW7:
- But I still negate fall damage
- Nirrti:
- so who all are going down the hole
- Shanto:
- With the plus 2
- GRiM:
- and i'm helping shanto down ahead of me
- GRiM:
- since he's better at falling
- Darth GW7:
- Oh wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- I must go down
- Darth GW7:
- Never mind
- Canuhearmenow:
- So I can inspect headband
- Nirrti:
- i've got +5 on climb aswell
- Lampshade:
- I better too
- Shanto:
- We can bring it up
- Shanto:
- retards
- Lampshade:
- for religion and planar checks
- DM:
- You both make it down safely
- Canuhearmenow:
- And Arcana
- Lampshade:
- But it might be cursed!
- GRiM:
- i thought we'd roll it
- * DM rolls: d100 => 96
- GRiM:
- but ok
- DM:
- Don't mind me
- GRiM:
- whatever
- Shanto:
- O.O
- GRiM:
- safe
- GRiM:
- woo
- Shanto:
- 96
- Shanto:
- Wat
- Nirrti:
- can I go down aswell
- Canuhearmenow:
- there's a lich down there
- Canuhearmenow:
- "DID YOU MISS ME?"
- Shanto:
- lol
- Lampshade:
- Haha
- Nirrti:
- fuck it i'm rolling for climbing down
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+5 => 3 + 5 = 8
- Nirrti:
- :|
- Shanto:
- Can I roll to catch him
- Nirrti:
- fuck you khorne
- Canuhearmenow:
- Incredible
- Nirrti:
- fuck
- Nirrti:
- you
- Canuhearmenow:
- YOu are a champion
- Nirrti:
- Shanto, i weigh 330lbs
- Nirrti:
- good luck catching me
- Canuhearmenow:
- Lardass
- Lampshade:
- Do it, catch him
- Shanto:
- I have 16 stength
- Nirrti:
- i have 20
- Lampshade:
- Well if we were really nerdy
- Shanto:
- FINE LET GRAVITY DEAL WITH YOU
- Lampshade:
- We coudl calculate the amount of force
- Canuhearmenow:
- No
- Canuhearmenow:
- Stop
- GRiM:
- lol
- Canuhearmenow:
- We ain't
- GRiM:
- halfing tossing
- Darth GW7:
- tossing
- Darth GW7:
- poor choice of words
- GRiM:
- DO EEET FAAGGET
- Shanto:
- ouch
- Canuhearmenow:
- Ok so what doth us do
- Lampshade:
- Where did DM go?
- Shanto:
- So what happens
- Shanto:
- To Omg
- Darth GW7:
- Who's down there anyway
- Canuhearmenow:
- While we wait for shit to happen
- DM:
- why did the window stop flashing?
- Darth GW7:
- who's made it so far
- Lampshade:
- No idea
- Shanto:
- No idea
- Nirrti:
- i land on shanto
- Nirrti:
- make it happen
- Shanto:
- Do you fuck
- DM:
- do you?
- Shanto:
- I am agile
- DM:
- I don't think that would deter him
- Nirrti:
- but you're not expecting it
- Lampshade:
- Reflex?
- Shanto:
- Exactly
- Shanto:
- Reflex
- Nirrti:
- well hey i dunno
- Nirrti:
- i rolled 8 on climbing down
- Canuhearmenow:
- Me Ahwassa and Halfred hang and wait for them to retrieve the Artifat
- Nirrti:
- the DM says what happens
- Lampshade:
- If he were here
- DM:
- With a rope and assistance?
- DM:
- You make it fine
- Shanto:
- No assistance
- Shanto:
- We were already down
- GRiM:
- yeah
- GRiM:
- forgot to move my token
- DM:
- brb a sec
- Nirrti:
- well i guess i made it anyways
- Nirrti:
- if i don't im gonna punch shanto
- Shanto:
- why
- Nirrti:
- with an axe
- Shanto:
- =
- Shanto:
- DM:
- Okay
- DM:
- The headband. Who has it?
- Darth GW7:
- What headband
- Lampshade:
- The one that was down there....
- DM:
- Circlet
- DM:
- Headband
- DM:
- whatever
- Darth GW7:
- what
- Shanto:
- No one has it
- GRiM:
- noone picked it up
- Elias Guillermo:
- BRING IT UP SO WE MAY INSPECT IT
- Shanto:
- It's still on the ground
- Darth GW7:
- Is there anything else down there
- Darth GW7:
- do a spot check
- GRiM:
- i'll seach
- GRiM:
- search
- GRiM:
- for it
- Darth GW7:
- or that
- * Shanto rolls: d20 + 3 => 20 + 3 = 23
- DM:
- well
- Shanto:
- Spot check
- Darth GW7:
- wow
- Shanto:
- search thing
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 15 + 4 = 19
- Darth GW7:
- beautifu
- GRiM:
- search
- Darth GW7:
- BEAUTIFUL
- DM:
- There are a few scattered bits of treasure lying around. Some gold, some gemstones.
- Lampshade:
- TAKE THEM!
- GRiM:
- taken
- DM:
- The hilt of a sword encrusted with gems
- GRiM:
- gold and gems
- GRiM:
- i grab the hilt
- Lampshade:
- LOOOOT!
- GRiM:
- of the sword
- Jekko:
- money money
- Nirrti:
- goddamn where are all the magical axes
- Nirrti:
- you dissin' axes DM
- Lampshade:
- Back in the town
- DM:
- you will get your axe in time Nirrti
- DM:
- And it shall be vorpal
- Darth GW7:
- So what was that laughing beforehand
- Darth GW7:
- D:
- Canuhearmenow:
- When will I get my staff
- Darth GW7:
- I thought there was something down here
- Nirrti:
- yeah i get it from the last ever enemy we fight
- Canuhearmenow:
- I must make my staff now that I think of it
- Canuhearmenow:
- When will I get my robessss
- Lampshade:
- I guess it was the allip
- DM:
- ffs
- DM:
- why is everyone so impatient?
- DM:
- jeez
- Lampshade:
- lol
- Nirrti:
- WELL YOU GIVE US SWORDS
- DM:
- that's it, no more loot
- Nirrti:
- FUCK SWORDS YO
- GRiM:
- well you already spoke about some
- Lampshade:
- Hey, I haven't gotten any loot either!
- GRiM:
- so i'm grabbing that
- Lampshade:
- Do you see me complaining?
- GRiM:
- i said grabbed the hilt of the sword
- Nirrti:
- yeah but you're a woman, what kind of loot would fall into kitchen
- GRiM:
- i pull it up and...?
- Lampshade:
- -.-
- Canuhearmenow:
- I need to see the...
- Canuhearmenow:
- ... Circlet
- Darth GW7:
- guys
- Darth GW7:
- don't make me come down there
- Lampshade:
- Give the DM some time
- DM:
- DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAMPAIGN AROUND
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Darth GW7:
- DON'T MAKE ROCKS FALL
- Lampshade:
- Are we there yet?
- DM:
- the ceiling looks mighty wobbly, guys
- Lampshade:
- Oh shit
- Lampshade:
- We forgot to check the ceiling!
- Darth GW7:
- If you mean are we at hjort's limit
- Nirrti:
- i'm gonna throw halfred at the ceiling
- Darth GW7:
- yes
- Darth GW7:
- yes we are
- DM:
- seriously, what's happening?
- GRiM:
- I GRABBED THE SHINY
- Darth GW7:
- Grim grabbed the sword hilt
- Shanto:
- I have no idea
- Lampshade:
- Xannan grabbed a sword
- Shanto:
- The group went
- Darth GW7:
- it crumbles to dust
- Nirrti:
- we're sitting at the bottom of the pit
- Shanto:
- full retard again
- DM:
- okay
- GRiM:
- THATS WHATS HAPPENIN'
- Nirrti:
- darth is being a greedy lizard
- Darth GW7:
- Is that all that's in the pit?
- Darth GW7:
- also wat
- DM:
- Grim the hilt is made of iron, plated with gold
- Halfred:
- take the tresure guys!
- GRiM:
- ok
- GRiM:
- you said there were other gems
- GRiM:
- and gold
- DM:
- The gems are red and blue. The gems not in the hilt are various colours - red, green, yellow, white, black, polka-dotted, purple, etc.
- Nirrti:
- polka-dotted
- Darth GW7:
- be careful
- Nirrti:
- you sure they're not eggs?
- Lampshade:
- Dosh
- Lampshade:
- Dosh dosh dosh
- DM:
- ooh, nice idea
- Canuhearmenow:
- Just collect them all and bring them up here
- DM:
- I mean
- DM:
- Yes
- DM:
- I'm sure
- GRiM:
- ok
- GRiM:
- i will
- Lampshade:
- Mage hand them up here
- Lampshade:
- You're a sorcerer for gods sake
- Canuhearmenow:
- I Don"T HAVE MAGE HAND
- Darth GW7:
- Hjort
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Darth GW7:
- Is that the whole of the pit
- Canuhearmenow:
- I CHOSE DISRUPT UNDEAD
- Darth GW7:
- Just a round hole in the ground?
- Lampshade:
- Oh right you took that because "we totally needed it"
- Canuhearmenow:
- DM
- DM:
- hm?
- Canuhearmenow:
- If I took Mage Hand
- Darth GW7:
- I thought the pit might continue
- Canuhearmenow:
- Could I levitate the circlet up here
- Canuhearmenow:
- Me and Ahwassa need to knowledge bang it
- DM:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- That sounds dirty
- DM:
- interesting choice of words
- Nirrti:
- or just fucking wait 'till we get up geez
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- HOW ABOUT WE JUST CLIMB BACK UP AND GIVE IT TO YOU
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- THAT MAKE MORE SENSE?!
- Elias Guillermo:
- WELL WE'RE WAITING
- Darth GW7:
- Hjort
- Ahwassa:
- Guyes what happened?
- Elias Guillermo:
- They sure do like their pits
- Darth GW7:
- Is that all of the pit
- DM:
- yes Darth
- Ahwassa:
- First you're all silent then yelling
- Darth GW7:
- Is there no tunnel or anything down there
- * Xannan Hawkflight and Ehthos climb up the rope
- DM:
- No darth
- Darth GW7:
- what a shitty base
- Darth GW7:
- just a huge room with a huge hole in the ground
- Nirrti:
- climb cheeck
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +7 => 4 + 7 = 11
- DM:
- This
- Lampshade:
- And skeletons
- DM:
- This isn't the only room
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- make it a good one
- DM:
- You do realise that
- DM:
- Right?
- * Shanto rolls: d20+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- Oh
- Shanto:
- lol
- GRiM:
- shit
- Darth GW7:
- Where are the other exits to this room
- Nirrti:
- ima climb out too
- Lampshade:
- Good thing we haven't wasted any spells then
- * Nirrti rolls: d20+5 => 2 + 5 = 7
- Nirrti:
- :|
- GRiM:
- at least we were close to the ground
- Darth GW7:
- okay
- Nirrti:
- fuck climbing
- Nirrti:
- i'll fucking jump out
- Jekko:
- searching other doors
- GRiM:
- ooh can i try that too?
- GRiM:
- if i didnt break my legs ;_;
- Nirrti:
- 40ft jump
- Darth GW7:
- I wish I got to fly down
- Darth GW7:
- Darth GW7:
- also that would be like
- DM:
- Are we out of the pit?
- Darth GW7:
- 200DC
- GRiM:
- i rolled
- GRiM:
- you judge dm
- Nirrti:
- no because i rolled 7 on climb out
- DM:
- That makes it out, yeah
- Nirrti:
- oh
- GRiM:
- oh
- GRiM:
- i got 11
- GRiM:
- that fine?
- GRiM:
- SHANTOOOOOO
- DM:
- Anything over 5 when you have a rope and a non-vertical surface with footholds
- GRiM:
- climbing up?
- DM:
- Shanto got an 8, didn;t he?
- GRiM:
- yes
- Shanto:
- ?
- Shanto:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- I wanted to glide down ;-;
- Nirrti:
- well glide down
- Nirrti:
- and stay there
- DM:
- Darth, lose some weight and you can glide
- Darth GW7:
- I did actually
- Darth GW7:
- The rope
- Darth GW7:
- Funnily enough using the rope takes me below med weight
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- DM:
- Then why the fuck did you just sit up there complaining about not being able to fly?
- Lampshade:
- heh
- Elias Guillermo:
- Can you give us the circlet?
- Darth GW7:
- Because everyone else went down
- Darth GW7:
- So I didn't need to go down
- * Elias Guillermo extends his hand
- DM:
- d'aw
- Darth GW7:
- Anyway
- Darth GW7:
- I have to go now
- Darth GW7:
- Can we wrap up for now
- Lampshade:
- Aaww
- Darth GW7:
- :c
- Canuhearmenow:
- Can we inspect the Circlet
- DM:
- bedtime for little darthy
- Canuhearmenow:
- And THEN finish
- Darth GW7:
- yeah do that
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- Are we going to explore more of the cathedral
- Halfred:
- may i check the gems and the hilt
- Canuhearmenow:
- Not yet
- Canuhearmenow:
- Well
- Darth GW7:
- Or is this circlet what we want
- Canuhearmenow:
- Blagh
- Lampshade:
- Oh right, does Jekko have appraise?
- Nirrti:
- yeah
- Nirrti:
- and he's also got a magnifying glass
- Lampshade:
- good
- Lampshade:
- So
- Lampshade:
- religion check on circlet
- Nirrti:
- brb
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 10 + 5 = 15
- Shanto:
- Right guys once the headband thing
- Shanto:
- is looked at
- Jekko:
- +2 apprase
- Shanto:
- I'm done
- Canuhearmenow:
- I check with Arcana
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 6 + 8 = 14
- Lampshade:
- Hjort, what knowledge would it fall under?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Roll Planar
- DM:
- arcana
- DM:
- or spellcraft
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+6 => 6 + 6 = 12
- Canuhearmenow:
- So everything's covererd
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- DM:
- or cast spells on it
- Canuhearmenow:
- I got 14 Arcana
- Canuhearmenow:
- Can I roll Spellcraft now
- DM:
- sure
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 14 + 9 = 23
- Lampshade:
- Yes!
- Canuhearmenow:
- whisper effect?
- DM:
- Four ways to test an item - Spellcraft, arcana/religion, test in combat or cast spells at it
- DM:
- It's still a DC30 spellcraft check to identify, Canu.
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Canuhearmenow:
- Darth GW7:
- except testing in combat doesn't tell us exactly what it is ;-;
- DM:
- But here's a hin
- DM:
- hint
- Canuhearmenow:
- YES?
- Darth GW7:
- because we still have no idea what my sword does
- DM:
- It does more than simply light up the area
- GRiM:
- it's your sword then>?
- Darth GW7:
- put it on
- Darth GW7:
- put it on
- Canuhearmenow:
- I put it on
- GRiM:
- ok
- GRiM:
- whatever
- Lampshade:
- Hmm
- Darth GW7:
- oh wow he put it on
- * Elias Guillermo places the circlet upon his head
- Lampshade:
- Would read magic help here?
- Darth GW7:
- what an idiot
- DM whispers: it does + 2 fire damage
- DM whispers: I should have mentioned
- Canuhearmenow:
- I MUST KNOW
- You whisper to DM: That all? Oh well :3
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Hey Eli! maybe its a circlet of levitation!
- DM:
- You can search for inscriptions
- Canuhearmenow:
- Before we call it a day
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 4 + 3 = 7
- Darth GW7:
- he put it on
- DM whispers: It's a level 1 item ffs
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- jump into that chasm and we'll find out! *laughs*
- Canuhearmenow:
- I put it on
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+1 => 2 + 1 = 3
- DM:
- take 20s are possible
- Lampshade:
- I do that
- You whisper to DM: aww I thought it was level 20
- DM:
- Nothing happens when you put it on
- Shanto:
- HURRY THE FUCK UP I NEED TO DO COURSEWORK JESUS H CHRIST ALMIGHTY
- Darth GW7:
- ^^^^^
- Shanto:
- Lampshade:
- I take 20
- DM:
- :(
- Canuhearmenow:
- ..
- Canuhearmenow:
- .
- Lampshade:
- Inscriptions?
- Shanto:
- Right it's useless
- Canuhearmenow:
- I start waving my arms around
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 14
- Shanto:
- Throw it back down the pit
- Darth GW7:
- I search for inscriptions too
- Nirrti:
- so what's the circlet
- Lampshade:
- Trying to figure it out
- Darth GW7:
- not that I'll understand them
- Canuhearmenow:
- I bet it controls the cathedra
- Canuhearmenow:
- l
- Darth GW7:
- but I can point them out
- DM:
- There's an inscription on the side. It's in a language you don't understand, in an alphabet that hurts your eyes to look at.
- Canuhearmenow:
- What language
- Lampshade:
- Read magic!
- Nirrti:
- must be anti-dragonborn
- Canuhearmenow:
- DO I UNDERSTAND IT
- DM:
- Read what I said again
- GRiM:
- after divvying the loot and investigating these items effects, we can end this session there right?
- DM:
- mhm
- Lampshade:
- I cast read magic on it
- Darth GW7:
- I need to go right now
- Darth GW7:
- D:
- Elias Guillermo:
- I'll hold onto this circlet...
- Darth GW7:
- or as soon as possible
- Darth GW7:
- so can we hurry
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 17 + 5 = 22
- Canuhearmenow:
- That was appraise Circlet
- OMG'ahr:
- How about I get something else than just gold this time, Elias
- Ahwassa:
- You don't even know what it does!
- DM:
- You can't know its full value without knowing its full effects
- Ehthos:
- You want to wear a little tiara Omg?
- OMG'ahr:
- I don't really care, it still sells for something
- Ehthos:
- You'll look very pretty
- Lampshade:
- So did read magic help?
- DM:
- no
- OMG'ahr:
- do you want a free punch in the face?
- DM:
- the script isn't magic
- OMG'ahr:
- it'll look very good on you
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yup, it's magic all right
- Shanto:
- COME AT ME BRO
- Darth GW7:
- it was glowing
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 1 + 3 = 4
- Darth GW7:
- and you say "It's magic"
- DM:
- ...
- Canuhearmenow:
- That was...
- Canuhearmenow:
- Uhh
- Nirrti:
- shanto
- DM:
- A failure
- Nirrti:
- i'll punch you with an axe
- Canuhearmenow:
- Decipher Script
- Lampshade:
- haha
- DM:
- Right
- Lampshade:
- I guess we gotta take it into combat then
- Shanto:
- I'll crit you into the pit
- DM:
- You are now no longer literate
- Canuhearmenow:
- HURR DURR
- Nirrti:
- good luck doing that
- DM:
- Four ways to test an item - Spellcraft, arcana/religion, test in combat or cast spells at it
- Darth GW7:
- How are we divvying loot
- Canuhearmenow:
- We did that though
- Darth GW7:
- A gem each?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Arcana and Spellcraft I mean
- Shanto:
- Do it next time
- Lampshade:
- I guess I could cast a spell on it....
- Lampshade:
- What kind of spells
- Nirrti:
- i shall cast
- Nirrti:
- FIST
- Darth GW7:
- Yeah okay
- Elias Guillermo:
- JUST CAST ONE!
- Darth GW7:
- divvy loot next time
- Canuhearmenow:
- Hurry
- Shanto:
- I'm done, talk to you later guys
- Lampshade:
- I cast mending!
- Shanto is disconnected.
- DM:
- Adios
- Lampshade:
- cya
- Canuhearmenow:
- Adiossss
- Lampshade:
- wait nvm
- Lampshade:
- I cast light on it
- GRiM:
- sigh
- GRiM:
- figure out what it is already
- Lampshade:
- Trying to!
- Darth GW7:
- it already glows
- Canuhearmenow:
- WE HAVE TO
- Darth GW7:
- you're casting light on it
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 3 + 8 = 11
- Darth GW7:
- MAKE SENSE WHY WON'T YOU
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 9 + 9 = 18
- Lampshade:
- I want a miniature sun!
- Nirrti:
- how about i hit it with an axe
- Nirrti:
- that'll do something
- Darth GW7:
- we've already pissed off the real sun
- DM:
- Lamp
- DM:
- roll a d20 + 2
- Darth GW7:
- now you want to make a fake one?!
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 4 + 2 = 6
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- shit
- Darth GW7:
- FFFFFF
- Nirrti:
- good one
- Darth GW7:
- I could hit it with my sword
- Lampshade:
- Did I die?
- Darth GW7:
- Does that count as casting a spell on it?
- DM:
- The Light spell hits the headband and there is a flash of light. Your hand is now glowing instead of the headband.
- Lampshade:
- Awesome
- Darth GW7:
- oh wow
- Darth GW7:
- twinklefist
- Elias Guillermo:
- It deflects magi
- Elias Guillermo:
- c
- Elias Guillermo:
- How delightful
- DM:
- Spell Resistence
- * Elias Guillermo claps his hands in joy
- DM:
- Resistance
- Ahwassa:
- Well this is interesting...
- DM:
- That appraise check?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Yes
- Canuhearmenow:
- YeSSSS
- Canuhearmenow:
- 22
- Lampshade:
- I shall ready my sense motive then
- Canuhearmenow:
- haha
- Z'ar Kor:
- Who doesn't mind wearing a girly little tiara if it protects them against spells?
- * Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 10 => 14 + 10 = 24
- Canuhearmenow:
- Beat that
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 16 + 3 = 19
- Lampshade:
- fuck
- Elias Guillermo:
- It's worth around 4k gold
- Lampshade:
- No crit
- Ahwassa:
- Wow
- Ahwassa:
- That's more than we got from our last job
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- i vote we sell it
- DM:
- That's how RPGs work
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 13 - 1 = 12
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- and split the gold
- Ahwassa:
- And that's not counting the reward from this one
- Canuhearmenow:
- Haha I rolled bluff and told the truth
- Darth GW7:
- Sell it?
- Darth GW7:
- Wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- SELL IT
- Z'ar Kor:
- Sell it?
- Lampshade:
- I say we sell it
- Elias Guillermo:
- Sell it!
- DM:
- Yes. Sell it. Heh.
- Z'ar Kor:
- That's a useful piece of equipment.
- OMG'ahr:
- Sell it.
- Z'ar Kor:
- ...Are you kidding?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- how useful is it really?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Wait
- Canuhearmenow:
- The way the DM said yes, sell it heh
- Z'ar Kor:
- It's protection from magic and you want to blow it away for some quick cash?
- Canuhearmenow:
- Made me think it's more.. Powerful
- DM:
- You won't be selling it immediately anyway
- GRiM:
- also metagaming
- OMG'ahr:
- Money's always needed
- Darth GW7:
- I'm not
- GRiM:
- DM sniggers cant influence play
- Z'ar Kor:
- Protection is needed more.
- DM:
- So you can use it for a while to gauge power, surely?
- Elias Guillermo:
- You know how my pockets are so secure
- Halfred:
- can i see the gems?
- Elias Guillermo:
- I'll hold onto it
- Lampshade:
- I think we should leave everything now
- * Elias Guillermo keeps the circlet on his head
- OMG'ahr:
- Right, and we'll never see it again
- Lampshade:
- to the next session
- GRiM:
- can we end the session now?
- Darth GW7:
- Yeah
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- yeah
- Lampshade:
- Now we know what it is
- Darth GW7:
- Okay
- GRiM:
- saved
- Darth GW7:
- Pastebinning dis sheet
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