infomercial gal

23 / F / 5'6"

 Today, we're selling this highly flammable-- Excuse me, I meant highly fashionable. Not flammable. Damn it! Retake!
 [Name] is one of those people you see at two in the morning, on those really silly infomercials for whatever you're thinking about buying at two in the morning. She's well known in the industry for messing up her lines... A lot. Which lets her double as a comedian! All smiles and jokes, she's quite the humorous package. It takes quite a bit for her to get mad, and whenever she does, it's just shown in crude jokes towards the one starting it. She's not very aggressive, to say the least. How can you when you're so well-known by those grandmas and grandpas all over the USA?
 To match her strange livings, she's got just the right look! She has long, dyed-bright-red hair which she pulls over to lay over her right shoulder. She wears light blush, bronze eye-shadow, and dark cat-eye liner. She almost looks like she could pull off being a model.. But just barely. She's got light freckles that she obviously tries to hide behind her make-up (but it doesn't really work). Her outfit consists of a black dress that just has a giant cat face on it. She wears black cat flats to finish it off. Along with her red witch nails and rouge lipstick, she gives off that "I have no idea where my life is heading but I'm gonna look hot while I'm figuring this out" look. Of course, she does wear a brunette wig in the infomercials.. But it's kinda hard to miss that trademark key tattoo on her left forearm?

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