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  1. [23:06] |<-- Darvince has left freenode (Read error: Operation timed out)
  2. [23:10] atomic7732 wat
  3. [23:14] Naryan finished
  4. [23:15] wtf fiah
  5. [23:17] go read it
  6. atomic7732 what did Fiah do
  7. Naryan made up little fics that contain condoms
  8. [23:18] and bras
  9. go read my fic
  10. I demand you to
  11. because it took like 5 mintues to do so and took awhile to rethink my memories
  12. [23:19] atomic7732 "Wagh... Each... tail.." Said atomic. ????????????????/
  13. [23:20] Naryan you have a car apparently
  14. atomic7732 "Glue!" said the alien.
  15. "Food fight!" said another
  16. "GAAAAAAAA!" screamed a third. ??????????????????????????????????????
  17. let's see here
  18. yours seems better even though it'll probably have people having fun stabbing each other
  19. [23:21] Idea!
  20. Naryan Ah, you'll see in the end.
  21. atomic7732 Write a fic where 3 people are stabbing one another in some game
  22. and they're having fun
  23. and stuff to see who will live
  24. [23:22] wtf why would you move schools in the middle of the day
  25. "blacktop"
  26. Naryan I was getting depressed.
  27. That's how we name our playgrounds apparently.
  28. Don't ask why.,
  29. [23:23] atomic7732 yours and fiah's fics have things that seem forced
  30. like indirect consequences that don't make sense
  31. like changing schools in the middle of a school day
  32. [23:24] Naryan There was a lot of reasons for that...
  33. ... I don't want to talk about it, though.
  34. Also, I didn't change schools instantly, lol.
  35. [23:25] since it was late December.
  36. ... and that would be horrifying.,
  37. atomic7732 idk
  38. that didn't make any sense to me
  39. [23:26] Naryan "The Germans only got to 1:08 where they had to flee over the Swedish borders, making Norway the first victorious country against Germany. But sadly just days later Vidkun Quisling came to power and announced to the uninformed Norwegians that we had to surrender because it were the best for the country.
  40. He is known as the biggest traitor ever in Norwegian history"
  41. Lolfail
  42. [23:27] atomic7732 oh my god
  43. I never get anything done
  44. ever
  45. Naryan what
  46. atomic7732 30 minutes ago: Solea and Rift Auspikitan lost the position of The United Pacific States WA Delegate to Ethanthova. awww
  47. [23:28] 51 minutes ago: Following new legislation in New Pegasopolis, there have been reports of people marrying housepets. what the fu
  48. Naryan told you
  49. LOL
  50. [23:29] atomic7732 "The government was being utterly stupid in banning cars, especially at the whim of a bunch of nutjob, tree-hugging bicyclists!" cries Zeke Peters, CEO of Coo' Stuff, Inc. "My workers are constantly late, they don't work as much because they have to leave early to walk or bike home... leaving this ban in place will only murder the economy!"
  51. We don't have an economy, silly filly
  52. [23:30] "What do they know?" whispers a strange woman clad all in green. "You ought to clamp down on these protesters. Without cars, the people are much easier for you to control, are they not?"
  53. I like your thinking...
  54. [23:31] Naryan oh deer
  55. my internz be slowing
  56. 35 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Lyintaria, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  57. [23:32] An anonymous society of 'cinematic aficionados' have brought the debate over the proposed disposal of the watershed, the hour after which adult material is allowed to be shown on television, to your attention.
  58. >adult material is allowed to be shown on television
  59. wut
  60. [23:33] In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Mojang AB's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that creepers could be added to the menu.
  61. To be blown up when you eat them... interesting.
  62. [23:34] atomic7732 >creepers
  63. >beef
  64. [23:35] Naryan
  65. "We could have creeper kebabs, creeper pies, creeper-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy.""
  66. [23:36] atomic7732 "In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet."
  67. Naryan >creeper kebabs, creeper pies, creeper-on-a-sticks
  68. GOOD GOD
  69. atomic7732 I'll keep it that way
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