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From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:04:16 2010
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Subject: Q:	Why do ducks have big flat feet?A:	To stamp out forest fires.Q:	Why
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:04:16 -0700 (PDT)
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You will be surprised by a loud noise.
2010-09-15 00:03:31

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:05:11 2010
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Subject: October 12, the Discovery.It was wonderful to find America, but it
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:05:11 -0700 (PDT)
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You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
2010-09-15 00:04:26

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:08:16 2010
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Subject: Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calend
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:08:16 -0700 (PDT)
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
2010-09-15 00:07:31

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:09:16 2010
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Subject: You have taken yourself too seriously.
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:09:16 -0700 (PDT)
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
2010-09-15 00:08:31

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:10:23 2010
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Subject: Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:10:23 -0700 (PDT)
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You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
2010-09-15 00:09:38

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:11:19 2010
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Subject: The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose StateUniv.
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:11:19 -0700 (PDT)
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You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
2010-09-15 00:10:34

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:12:20 2010
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Subject: All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.		-- Shakespeare, "Merchant of V
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:12:20 -0700 (PDT)
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You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier
to do.
2010-09-15 00:11:35

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:13:25 2010
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Subject: The mind is its own place, and in itselfCan make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.		-- John Milt
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Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
2010-09-15 00:12:40

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:20:37 2010
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Subject: You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well l
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:20:37 -0700 (PDT)
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Q:	What is green and lives in the ocean?
A:	Moby Pickle.
2010-09-15 00:19:52

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:21:37 2010
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Subject: You will soon meet a person who will play an important role
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:21:37 -0700 (PDT)
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Q:	What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A:	"The elephants are coming over the hill."

Q:	What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
		sunglasses?
A:	Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
2010-09-15 00:20:52

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:22:44 2010
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Subject: You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:22:44 -0700 (PDT)
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You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
2010-09-15 00:21:59

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:23:40 2010
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Subject: Q:	How do you play religious roulette?A:	You stand around
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:23:40 -0700 (PDT)
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	My dear People.
	My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks,
and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers,
Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots.  Also my good
Sackville Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End.  Today is my
one hundred and eleventh birthday: I am eleventy-one today!"
		-- J. R. R. Tolkien
2010-09-15 00:22:55

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:24:41 2010
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Subject: You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
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Avoid reality at all costs.
2010-09-15 00:23:56

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:25:46 2010
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Subject: Q:	What do you call the money you pay to the government when	you ride into the country on the ba
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Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
2010-09-15 00:25:01

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:26:42 2010
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Subject: You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:26:42 -0700 (PDT)
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All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
2010-09-15 00:25:57

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:27:44 2010
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Subject: You'll feel devilish tonight.  Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco
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Q:	What do you call the scratches that you get when a female
	sheep bites you?
A:	Ewe nicks.
2010-09-15 00:26:59

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:28:49 2010
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Subject: Q:	What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over
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Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
2010-09-15 00:28:04

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:29:45 2010
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Subject: Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:29:45 -0700 (PDT)
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The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
2010-09-15 00:29:00

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:30:46 2010
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Subject: You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
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Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
2010-09-15 00:30:01

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:31:47 2010
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Subject: Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:31:47 -0700 (PDT)
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Don't Worry, Be Happy.
		-- Meher Baba
2010-09-15 00:31:02

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:32:48 2010
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Subject: Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:32:48 -0700 (PDT)
Status: RO

You will be surrounded by luxury.
2010-09-15 00:32:03

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:33:50 2010
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Subject: Q:	Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?A:	To prevent the sensible ones from
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:33:50 -0700 (PDT)
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Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
2010-09-15 00:33:05

From administrator@pegasus.com  Wed Sep 15 00:34:17 2010
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Subject: You work very hard.  Don't try to think as well.
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:34:17 -0700 (PDT)
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I dote on his very absence.
		-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
2010-09-15 00:33:32

From root@pegasus.com  Thu Nov  4 10:18:07 2010
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Subject: Anacron job 'cron.daily' on pegasus-mail
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Date: Thu,  4 Nov 2010 10:18:07 -0700 (PDT)
Status: RO

/etc/cron.daily/logrotate:
apache2: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for pegasus-mail
apache2: Could not reliably determine the server's fully qualified domain name, using 127.0.0.1 for ServerName

From root@pegasus.com  Thu Feb 10 19:58:30 2011
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Subject: Anacron job 'cron.daily' on pegasus-mail
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/etc/cron.daily/logrotate:
apache2: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for pegasus-mail
apache2: Could not reliably determine the server's fully qualified domain name, using 127.0.0.1 for ServerName

From root@pegasus.com  Fri Feb 11 08:00:40 2011
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Subject: Anacron job 'cron.daily' on pegasus-mail
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Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:00:40 -0800 (PST)
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/etc/cron.daily/logrotate:
apache2: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for pegasus-mail
apache2: Could not reliably determine the server's fully qualified domain name, using 127.0.0.1 for ServerName

From root@pegasus.com  Sun Feb 13 08:04:22 2011
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Subject: Anacron job 'cron.daily' on pegasus-mail
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Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2011 08:04:22 -0800 (PST)
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/etc/cron.daily/logrotate:
apache2: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for pegasus-mail
apache2: Could not reliably determine the server's fully qualified domain name, using 127.0.0.1 for ServerName

From root@pegasus.com  Mon Feb 14 08:04:14 2011
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Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2011 08:04:14 -0800 (PST)
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/etc/cron.daily/logrotate:
apache2: apr_sockaddr_info_get() failed for pegasus-mail
apache2: Could not reliably determine the server's fully qualified domain name, using 127.0.0.1 for ServerName

From administrator@pegasus.com  Thu Feb 17 17:27:15 2011
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Subject: Zoe: "No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- t
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:27:15 -0800 (PST)
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You know you're using the computer too much when:
you are in a hurry to go to work in the morning and you can't find your keys,
and you try to grep for them.
	-- Leunix
2011-02-17 19:31:26

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Subject: Han Solo:	Oh! I thought they smelled bad on the *outsid
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:29:15 -0800 (PST)
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You know you're using the computer too much when:
you can sit down for an entire plane trip without your legs hurting, when
everybody else in your family has really bad cramps.
	-- Lews_Therin
2011-02-17 19:33:26

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Subject: We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled.But how can
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:31:16 -0800 (PST)
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Guys, do you know where I can find the clitoris?

The what?

What, is that like finding Jesus or something?
2011-02-17 19:35:27

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Subject: Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fo
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Simon: (concerning Jayne) "What do you pay him for?"

Mal: "Public relations."
				--Episode #1, "Serenity"
2011-02-17 19:37:27

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Subject: BOFH Excuse #275:Bit rot
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:35:18 -0800 (PST)
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Open Source Beer Revolution

Yesterday, Red Hat introduced an 'open source' beer called Red Brew. The
recipes for making the beer are available for free over the Net, and
microbrewery kits are available at low cost from Red Hat. Says a Red Hat
spokesman, "With the proliferation of free (open source) software, it was only
a matter of time before open source beer became reality. After all, the only
thing hackers like more than free software is free beer!"

Following the Red Hat annoucement, other companies are racing to launch their
own beer 'distribution'. Caldera is developing an OpenBrew beer. Meanwhile,
Patrick Volkerding is working on a SlackBeer distribution, and DebianBrew is
expected soon.

Traditional breweries and beer distributors are not thrilled about open source
beer. "This is ludicrous! People want beer that comes from time-tested, secret
recipes -- not beer from recipes invented overnight! Open source is a fad," a
spokesman for Buddwizzer Beer, Inc. said. In addition, other beverage
distributors are nervous. "First open source beer, and soon open source soft
drinks! Before we know it, we'll have RedCoke and SlackPepsi! This open source
plague must be stopped before it eats into our bottom line! Don't quote me on
that last sentence," the CEO of Croak-a-Cola said.
2011-02-17 19:39:29

From administrator@pegasus.com  Thu Feb 17 17:37:18 2011
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Subject: After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a pa
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:37:18 -0800 (PST)
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Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
2011-02-17 19:41:29

From administrator@pegasus.com  Thu Feb 17 17:39:19 2011
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Subject: "I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussionbefore finality has finally
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:39:19 -0800 (PST)
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All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog.  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
2011-02-17 19:43:30

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Subject: As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:41:19 -0800 (PST)
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Your fault -- core dumped
2011-02-17 19:45:30

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Subject: The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.		-- G.B. Shaw
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:43:21 -0800 (PST)
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Tom's hungry, time to eat lunch.
2011-02-17 19:47:32

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Subject: The British are coming!  The British are coming!
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:45:22 -0800 (PST)
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Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to
avoid responsibility with?
2011-02-17 19:49:33

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Subject: By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.		-- Charles Spurgeon
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:47:22 -0800 (PST)
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That could certainly be done, but I don't want to fall into the Forth
trap, where every running Forth implementation is really a different
language.
             -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org>
2011-02-17 19:51:33

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Subject: f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:47:36 -0800 (PST)
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... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
of a KOSHER DELI --
2011-02-17 19:51:47

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Subject: Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.
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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:48:31 -0800 (PST)
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	Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great
crystal river.  Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs
and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and
resisting the current what each had learned from birth.  But one creature
said at last, "I trust that the current knows where it is going.  I shall
let go, and let it take me where it will.  Clinging, I shall die of boredom."
	The other creatures laughed and said, "Fool!  Let go, and that current
you worship will throw you tumbled and smashed across the rocks, and you will
die quicker than boredom!"
	But the one heeded them not, and taking a breath did let go, and at
once was tumbled and smashed by the current across the rocks.  Yet, in time,
as the creature refused to cling again, the current lifted him free from the
bottom, and he was bruised and hurt no more.
	And the creatures downstream, to whom he was a stranger, cried, "See
a miracle!  A creature like ourselves, yet he flies!  See the Messiah, come
to save us all!"  And the one carried in the current said, "I am no more
Messiah than you.  The river delight to lift us free, if only we dare let go.
Our true work is this voyage, this adventure.
	But they cried the more, "Saviour!" all the while clinging to the
rocks, making legends of a Saviour.
		-- Richard Bach
2011-02-17 19:52:42