YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: i lovve you
▲: Oh god. I'm not hearing this.
▼: okay fine i hate you
▼: come on vvris im not picky wwith my quadrants
▲: Seriously, Ampora, get a hold of yourself
▲: Is there even aaaaaaaanything which could m8ke you less pathetic????????
▲: I dou8t it.
▼: vvris i dont get wwhat the problem here is
▲: Of course you're not!!!!!!!!
▼: you havve no idea howw lucky you are that im evven CONSIDERIN you right noww
▼: if anythin YOU should be beggin ME to fill a quadrant wwith you
▲: Hah. Hahahahahahahaha.
▼: wwhats so fuckin funny
▲: Oh please, Eridan, stoooooooop. I'm going to die laughing 8ecause of ridiculous you.
▲: What are those CAPS wanting to tell me anyway?
▼: wwhat im sayin is that you should feel fuckin honored that im evven remotely interested in any quadrant wwith you
▲: Oh yes. Look how honored I aaaaaaaam!!!!!!!!!
▲: Oh my, Eridan Ampora, willing to fill quadrants with filthy low8looded Meeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Siiiiiiiigh!!!!!!!!
▼: okay im ninety percent sure youre bein insincere right there
▲: I can't even 8eliiiiiiiieeeeeeeeve my 8liss!!!!!!!!
▲: Oh no, I'm fucking serious right here.
▼: you are
▼: oh wwell im glad someone finally get it
▼: guess you realized wwhat a great kismesis i wwas right
▲: Seriously, Eridan. I know you wished for it 8eing true at first
▲: W8
▲: Oh god
▲: Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
▼: wwhat
▲: No, you don't just really
▲: Oh god
▲: That's just too hilarious.
▼: vvris i dont sea wwhat youre findin so funny about all this
▲: You seriously not 8elieved me right there, did you?
▼: huh
▼: you told me you wwere bein serious
▲: Am I riiiiiiiight????????
▲: Oh, seriously, Eridan, please. This would m8king you even more pathetic.
▲: And you 8elieved meeeeeeee????????
▼: cod damn it vvris wwhy the hell wwould you do that
▲: Oh god, Eridan. Seriously, how naive are you?
▼: youre just makin me hate you more you knoww
▲: Aaaaaaaaw.
▲: May8e that's my purpose.
▲: ........or may8e not.
▼: you knoww wwhat
▼: i dont evven care anymore
▼: i mean you fuckin dumped me for TAVV
▼: a all people
▲: Wh8t do you me8n 8y that????????
▼: you clearly couldnt handle bein my kismesis in the first place
▲: Ugh. Eridan. We never had 8nything.
▼: wwell wwe could havve
▲: In we I mean you 8nd m8.
▼: but i guess i wwas just too intense for you
▲: Hah! Don't m8ke me laugh again!!!!!!!!
▼: wwell then wwhy else wwould you be more interested in a wwuss like tavv instead a me
▲: Ugh, just shut your stinking fishmouth.
▼: wwhy
▼: did i touch a nervve there
▲: 8ecause I tell you soooooooo!!!!!!!!
▲: SH8T 8P.
▼: hahaha i think i did
▼: and didnt tavv reject you too
▲: ........
▲: He d8d not.
▼: oh so howws your relationship wwith him goin
▼: you still there vvris
▲: I don't see any advent8ge in telling you.
▲: Well, yeah. And I don't know why I haven't already a8scond.
▼: because you dont actually havve a relationship wwith him
▲: Why are you even caaaaaaaaring?
▼: i just think its kind a sad howw youre so focused on some lowwblood wwhos not evven interested wwhen you havve a highblood tryin to get into your caliginous quadrant instead
▼: wwell vvris
▼: got anythin to say about that
▲: You wouldn't understand.
▲: In fact, it's pretty more sad how you are focused on like, let me think, everybody???????? And getting nothing than rejects, how does that feel, Eridan???????? )::::<
▼: wwhy not
▲: (::::<
▼: oh so thats howw its goin to be huh
▼: fine twwo can play at that game
▼: hey vvris howws your moirallegiance wwith kan been doin
▼: last i heard she doesnt evven wwant to speak to you for some reason
▲: Laaaaaaaame.
▲: Eridan, really that's just lame.
▲: Get more cre8tive.
▼: so that really doesnt bother you at all
▼: that the only person wwho wwould still put up wwith you suddenly cant stand you
▲: Well, it's not like thaaaaaaaat.
▼: then wwhat is it like vvris
▲: Oh come on, you're so 8ooooooooring.
▲: I know you can do 8etter
▼: you think i can do better than remindin you that you managed to alienate evvery single one a your friends
▼: hell evven i havve more friends than you
▲: Paaaaaaaah. What???????? Who for example, your seahorse dad doesn't really count.
▼: and i guess gam too
▼: kar and kan are my friends
▼: oh and im sure fef wwill forgivve me soon
▲: Well, excuse me. Even to him your such a pathetic disappointment.
▲: Gamzee????????
▲: Oh Karkat. I must tell him a8out thiiiiiiiis.
▲: Do you really think they're considering 'you' as their friends????????
▼: tell him about wwhat
▲: Eridan. You're so stuuuuuuuupid!!!!!!!!
▲: Ugh, algae 8oy. Huuuuuuuurry up a little, I'm not willing to w8ste all of my precious time with youuuuuuuu. I've got much hotter irons in the fire you even could think of!!!!!!!!