the Cardinal roast

Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
Harmony turns to Gunsmoke. "How many people are in Z Block?"
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"two more"
another room lights up
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
Whos that pokemon
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
this one has a fairly normal looking boy sitting in it, looks to be just out of his teenage years, his cell has normal furnishings, with the addition of a small artist's easel, drawings plaster the walls
birds mostly
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"...this guy is gonna be the worst one here, isn't he?"
"Never trust the normal ones."
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
the kid glares at Harmony "I don't fucking deserve to be here"
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"Sure."
Doormam Black (Deja Vu) - 12/31/2017
"What did he do?"
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
Gunsmoke motions at him "this is Cardinal, he's a massive area of effect emotional manipulator"
"picked a combination of negative traits, stylized after the seven deadly sins and applied exaggerated versions of them to everyone in his radius"
Doormam Black (Deja Vu) - 12/31/2017
"Well that's why you're here then, you do deserve it."
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"he was a hero actually, part of a small non-IMHA team of teens"
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"Oh yeah?"
"Why'd you snap?" He asks Cardinal.
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"did good work despite his screwed up power, I stuck my neck out for him on several occasions"
"and then his girlfriend dumped him" Cardinal cringes visibly at that
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"Oh. Fucking cuck."
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
Cardinal slams against his cell window "Fuck you!"
Doormam Black (Deja Vu) - 12/31/2017
"Oh, so he threw a tantrum?"
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"I did everything for her! everything!"
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"Okay bubby."
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
Gunsmoke mutes his audio
"yeah, a big one"
Doormam Black (Deja Vu) - 12/31/2017
"Nice metahumans finish last."
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
Harmony coughs.
"Anyways."
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"in the middle of a football game"
Jellygirl (Aurelia) - 12/31/2017
:edgebaby:
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
He whistles. "Mm. Bad."
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"thousands dead, even more injured, everyone scarred for life"
"Lust and Wrath, not a pretty combination"
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"Hm."
Doormam Black (Deja Vu) - 12/31/2017
"Jesus christ, and you thought you didn't deserve to be here?'
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
Cardinal is kneeling down on the floor of his cell, crying
Gunsmoke unmutes him
"I... I didn't want to do that"
"I swear"
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
Harmony cocks his revolver
"Now perish"
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"but they had to see, had to know my pain!"
"it wasn't fair!"
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"Aight, bud."
Doormam Black (Deja Vu) - 12/31/2017
"Okay edgey the hedgey."
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"fuck you"
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"I'm sure that's how justice works."
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"put me back in solitary I don't need to sit here and take this"
Gunsmoke makes no move to do that
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"You know why she dumped you, probably?" Harmony asks tauntingly.
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"shut up"
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"Probably not because you look like a fucking deformed stringbean."
"Maybe not your fucking grating voice either."
He takes a step forward.
"You're a fucking failure."
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
"shut up shut up shut up shut up"
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
"Your motivation for killing thousands was being a little baby."
"And when you finished?"
"You ended up in here."
He turns around. "Kid's fucking retarded."
"Let's move on
"
Doormam Black (Deja Vu) - 12/31/2017
"Holy shit Harmony."
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
Cardinal is just a fucking mess on the floor

Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
Harmony takes off his domino mask and winks at him.
"Yeah, yeah, cry up a river."
"You make me more disgusted than fucking Mindjack."
He walks back to Cardinal, lowering his voice to a whisper.
"If you really want to atone for what you did... if you want your longing for your little female friend to end..."
"Well, you can always stab yourself through the neck with a pencil. Dunno if you'd have the guts, but..."
He shrugs.
GM Koffman (God) - 12/31/2017
Gunsmoke swipes the screen and the sobbing Cardinal spins away
Jadmin (Harmony) - 12/31/2017
Harmony looks back. "Hey! I wanted to see if he'd do it."