Alt!PM: No one Suaver

-- rapscalliousOutlaw [RO] began trolling provocateurMedia [PM] at 22:35 --
RO: ahoy there matey
PM: Well, 1'll be!
PM: Capta1n C1rr1n Runfar!
RO: and...
PM: What a surpr1se, 1 was th1nk1n' about talk1n' to you a wh1le back!
RO: you were?
PM: Why, sure 1 was!
PM: A good fr1end of m1ne ment1oned you.
RO: so CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs infamy spreads does it?
PM: Seems l1ke 1t, sport!
PM: 1 don't th1nk 1've 1ntroduced myself. Cephus Stenek, son, at your serv1ce.
RO: Ahoy Cephus
PM: Now, what's the deal1o? 1f you got a need, 1'm more than happy to prov1de.
RO: any need?
RO: dont you have a what you call
RO: specialty?
PM: 1'm a troll of many talents, you could say.
PM: And 1 do have my contacts.
RO: ha
RO: usually CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR just takes what CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR want
PM: Well, 1 expect no less from a p1rate.
RO: arrr
PM: 1f you don't m1nd me ask1n', how d1d you get ahold of my trolltag?
RO: friend
RO: arent you involved in a certain game?
PM: 1 can ne1ther conf1rm nor deny.
PM: Why, what game you play1n'?
RO: actually CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR forgot the name of it
RO: SGLUB or something
RO: SCLUB?
PM: ... SGRUB, maybe?
RO: thats the one
RO: the one Solena is organising
PM: Oh, 1s that so?
PM: Well, well, 1 just so happen to be 1n that same game!
RO: what a coincidence!
RO: that took us a while to confirm
PM: Sorry about that, sport. 1 tend to be a l1ttle caut1ous when deal1n' out 1nformat1on.
RO: cagey are we?
RO: so if CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR asked you
RO: what kind of stuff do you usually do for people?
RO: and what kind of people?
RO: you would answer?
PM: 1 would say that 1'm a wr1ter and 1 wr1te th1ngs.
PM: S1mple.
RO: aharrr
RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR could say CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR is a reader and reads things but that would be a lie
PM: Well, 1'm a wr1ter and 1 wr1te th1ngs. That a1n't a l1e.
PM: 1 do wr1te.
RO: alright CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR believes you
PM: Good t'know!
PM: 1 got a quest1on. You fam1l1ar w1th Sol?
RO: that
RO: well sort of
RO: we could be more familiar
PM: More fam1l1ar 1n what way, sport?
RO: what what do mean in what way?
RO: are you insulating something?
PM: Me? 1nsuate? No, no!
PM: What do you th1nk 1 was 1ns1nuat1ng?
RO: nothing
PM: Well, that's good then!
PM: Glad to hear that we both got noth1n' to accuse each other about.
RO: glad thats cleared
PM: So.
PM: What exactly 1s your relat1onsh1p w1th Solena, then?
PM: 1f you don't m1nd me pry1n'?
RO: were just friends for now
PM: Sure?
PM: You sounded l1ke you k1nda... wanted someth1n' more! Not that there's anyth1n' wrong w1th that!
RO: first of all
RO: not your business
RO: second glad you think so
PM: Well, a suave p1rate l1ke you deserves a suave quadpartner.
PM: That's all 1'm say1ng.
PM: But of course, what does a s1lly teal l1ke me know!
PM: An' you're r1ght, 1t's not proper to st1ck my nose 1n your h1ghblooded bus1ness.
RO: Are you insulating that Solena isnt suave enough?
PM: No, no, no!
PM: 1'm just say1n' that a suave troll l1ke you 1s sure to p1ck the suavest partner!
PM: Or pardner, 1n th1s case.
RO: well CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR cant think of anyone suaver
PM: Wouldn't expect anyth1n' less from a guy l1ke you!
RO: Naturally
RO: nNow Do You Think We Could Talk About Something Else?
PM: What's w1th the caps there?
PM: Hope 1 d1dn't str1ke a nerve, ol' sport! D1dn't mean to be rude or anyth1n'!
RO: no its just CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR hardly knows you landlubber
PM: Shucks, 1f you th1nk about 1t, there 1sn't much d1fference from you an' me.
PM: 1'm sure we'll be great fr1ends as t1me goes on!
RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs sure we will!
PM: Outstand1n'!
PM: 1 look forward to our future chats then, sport!
PM: Ad1eu!
-- provocateurMedia [PM] gave up trolling rapscalliousOutlaw [RO] at 23:40 --