Flash Sentry

 >Be Flash Sentry
 >Be a cunt to everyone
 >Be stealing girlfriends
 >Be a stereotypical bad boy to everyone around me
 >Got your drivers license over the summer
 >Time to drive this bad boy to school
 >You get your keys ready
 >You hop in your Chevy Camaro and start the engine
 >The sweet purr of a new car is enough to drive a man to the orgasmic brink
 >You place your foot on the gas, still entranced in the aroma
 >You mistakenly floor it
 >You drive full speed out of the drive way and into a kid
 >The car keeps going though
 >All that's left of that kid is blood, guts, and bones
 >You close your eyes
 >This is 2spooky4u
 >You feel a full stop
 >I-Is it over?
 >You open your eyes
 >You crashed into the school building
 >You so good, you don't even need to look
 >Oh...
 >The Principals are the first ones on the scene
 >Except for the on looking students
 >Be Flash Sentry
 >Be grounded for life
 >Have drivers license revoked
 >Be living in debt for the rest of you life, trying to pay off the damage
 >Was it worth it?
 >Totally.