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- - Neil Barlow's Bodgy Creek
- Documentary, take one.
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- My Granddad reckons that
- if there was a Nobel Prize
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- for being a dickhead,
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- Troy Carrington would win it
- every year.
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- Troy Carrington's AFL footy
- career ended
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- 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:47,829
- when his leg got mangled
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- as he ran through the
- banner on Grand Final day.
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- 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,172
- It got caught in the crepe
- paper and looked gross.
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- 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,295
- Around here we call
- him Town Killer
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- 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,796
- because of the greenie
- protests he led
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- 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,550
- that shut down the
- Bodgy Creek Timber Mill.
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- 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,303
- Troy has absolutely no friends.
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- This is his story.
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- 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,707
- - Have I come in too early,
- Neil?
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- 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:05,562
- - Dude, wha...
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- 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,522
- Troy, I told you.
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- 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,393
- I'm gonna use this at the
- beginning of the documentary.
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- 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,565
- - Sorry, mate.
- - You're too early, Jesus.
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- Troy Carrington, no mates,
- mangled leg, dickhead.
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- 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,077
- - Bit full on.
- - Troy!
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- ♪ I'm mopin' around
- streets late at night ♪
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- 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:34,505
- ♪ I'm worried because you
- ain't treatin' me right ♪
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- 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,089
- ♪ Come back again, I'm just
- crazy 'bout you, babe ♪
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- 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,846
- ♪ I spoke to your mum
- and I spoke to your dad ♪
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- 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,350
- ♪ It sounds crazy, but
- it made me feel sad ♪
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- 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,104
- ♪ Come back again, I'm just
- crazy 'bout you, babe ♪
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- 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:02,237
- ♪ Feeling so sad,
- so lonely too ♪
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- 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,824
- ♪ You don't know how it is to
- feel sad, lonely, and blue ♪
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- 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,120
- ♪ Come back again, I'm just
- crazy 'bout you, babe ♪
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- 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,134
- ♪ Spoke to your dad and
- I spoke to your mum ♪
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- 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,721
- ♪ They said, go away,
- boy, and leave us alone ♪
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- 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,301
- ♪ Come back again, I'm just
- crazy 'bout you, babe ♪
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- - Rrright.
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- It's Warwick Randall here on
- Bodgy Creek Community Radio.
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- The community markets
- are on today
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- at the Recreation Reserve.
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- 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,152
- However, the Men's Shed won't
- be doing
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- their usual Wood Turning
- Exhibition as Len Hutton's
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- second hip replacement
- has been moved forward.
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- Hopefully they'll open him up
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- on the correct side this
- time around.
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- - Town killer!
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- 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,450
- ♪ I really don't know
- what to do ♪
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- 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,583
- ♪ Everything you say
- just make me feel blue ♪
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- 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,757
- ♪ Come back again, I'm just
- crazy 'bout you, babe ♪
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- 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,595
- ♪ I went to the dance
- but I went all alone ♪
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- 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,012
- ♪ I watched you dancin' and
- then I followed you home ♪
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- 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,604
- ♪ Come back again, I'm just
- crazy 'bout you, babe ♪
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- - Excuse me, do you have
- a stall holder's license?
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- 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,365
- - No, not yet.
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- Gretchen over there said
- I'd be able to sort it out
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- on the day.
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- 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,202
- - Well she's wrong.
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- You have to apply at
- least 14 days in advance
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- for a stall holder's license.
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- 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:36,797
- - Well, I'm here now.
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- 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,007
- Can't I just...
- - We're full!
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- 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,470
- - It's Neil, isn't it?
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- I'm Troy.
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- 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,519
- - I know who you are.
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- 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,766
- Why are you at the markets?
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- 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,768
- I thought you were a hermit.
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- 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,565
- - Well, I'm mostly
- self-sufficient out at my place.
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- 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,904
- I don't have to come into
- town much.
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- 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,022
- - Like a hermit?
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- 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,694
- - Do you mind not filming me?
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- - Classic hermit.
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- I saw you at my dad's funeral
- last year.
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- 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,705
- - That must have been
- tough, mate.
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- I lost my mom when I was your
- age, and...
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- 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,786
- - So hermits can go to
- funerals and community markets.
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- Anything else?
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- - I'm not a hermit.
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- 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,248
- - Why did you want the timber
- mill shut?
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- - I didn't.
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- 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,125
- - Granddad reckons you did.
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- 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:24,049
- - I just wanted sustainable
- logging for old growth forests.
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- 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,505
- - He said it was a dog act
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- and that you pissed on
- the memory of your dad
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- who used to work there.
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- 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,764
- He also says you're an
- ungrateful bastard
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- 'cause you never thanked him
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- for coaching you to
- AFL standard.
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- 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,898
- - He has a lot of opinions,
- your granddad.
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- 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,268
- - Did you really break
- your leg in nine places?
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- 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,144
- - Give or take.
- - Can I see your scars?
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- 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:40,941
- Roll your jeans up.
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- - Nah, mate, I'd prefer not.
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- 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,321
- - I can make a doco about you.
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- - Come on, Neil, we gotta go.
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- - Hang on, Mum.
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- 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,283
- Troy Carrington just asked me
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- to make a documentary about him
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- and we're workin' out fees.
- - I didn't agree to...
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- Hi, Angie, Troy.
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- - Hi, I know, hi.
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- 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,580
- - I thought you knew my
- mum and dad.
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- - We never properly met.
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- 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,712
- - Then how come you came
- to my dad's funeral?
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- - I was paying my respects.
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- 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,301
- - A hermit going to a stranger's
- funeral is just weird.
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- - Neil!
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- Sorry, Troy, I...
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- Thank you for coming.
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- I didn't get to say it on
- the day,
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- 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,350
- but I did appreciate
- the gesture.
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- - It's fine.
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- Sorry, again.
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- 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,726
- - Private wine tastings?
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- You're really shit at being
- a hermit.
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- 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,321
- - Neil!
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- Semillon Shiraz.
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- - Gee, that's niche.
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- - I've got a chardonnay
- frontignac blend
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- with a squirt of comquat juice
- if you prefer your whites.
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- 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,329
- - Yeah, we, we'd better
- scoot actually, Troy.
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- 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,748
- We've got a footy club
- meeting at the Tin Shed.
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- - Nana said it was an
- extraordinary meeting.
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- What's that?
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- - Extraordinary meetings
- are meetings
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- that get called to discuss
- the fact that they probably
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- should have called the meeting
- a fair bit earlier.
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- 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,133
- - Should be the
- dictionary definition.
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- 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,139
- - Come on.
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- - He's nice for a hermit.
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- - You can't just force
- us into a merger, Geoff!
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- - What's a merger?
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- 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,610
- - İt's when one shit team
- joins up
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- with another shit team to make
- a slightly less shit team.
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- - Okay.
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- - Neville, your club has got
- no money,
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- no players, and no coach.
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- Your club president didn't
- even bother to show up.
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- - Granddad's in hospital!
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- - Look, we may have been
- able to overlook some issues
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- but we can't overlook this.
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- This report arrived on my
- desk fellas, and I had to act.
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- Your club rooms have been found
- to be riddled with asbestos.
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- 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,889
- - What?
- - That's really bad.
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- 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,633
- - Does that mean they'll
- be heritage listed?
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- 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,852
- - No, it means your club
- rooms have to come down.
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- - No!
- - That's just bullshit!
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- - I told Bull this at our
- meeting a couple of weeks ago.
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- 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,652
- - Did Bull tell you about this?
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- 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,147
- - Is it friable or
- non-friable asbestos?
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- 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,115
- No, it makes a difference if
- the particles
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- are airborne or not,
- because if they're air...
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- - Regardless, you as
- a club need to decide:
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- merge of fold.
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- - Excuse me!
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- 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:03,872
- Can you guys wind this up?
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- We have the hall booked
- from 2:00 pm.
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- 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:08,835
- - Why didn't you tell us the
- club rooms
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- were getting knocked down?
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- 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:10,586
- - 'Cause it'll never happen.
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- I'll chain myself to
- the rooms if I have to.
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- 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,427
- - Like the greenies.
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- 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,925
- - No, not like the
- bloody greenies.
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- 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,097
- - Get into bed, love.
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- 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,470
- The doctor said you should
- avoid getting stressed.
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- 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,972
- - What's a prostate, Granddad?
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- 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,189
- - It's a gland up your pooper.
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- 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,016
- - Granddad's gonna be
- fine, Neily.
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- It's just exploratory
- keyhole surgery.
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- 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,230
- - Why are you having
- exploratory keyhole surgery?
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- 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,240
- - I lost my keys.
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- 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,783
- So have you found a coach yet?
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- 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,620
- - No, but Pig Dog
- McBride's outta prison.
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- 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,783
- - Next option?
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- 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:37,871
- - Ron Wills?
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- 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,582
- - Beryl says his tinnitus
- is getting worse.
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- 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,871
- - What's tinnitus?
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- 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,790
- - That's a hearing
- disease that men develop
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- when they marry people
- like Beryl.
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- - She's not that bad.
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- 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,207
- - Sorry, love, what was that?
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- 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,634
- What was that?
- - Put that thing out!
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- 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,754
- - You're the one who told
- me I couldn't go outside
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- 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,175
- in this ensemble.
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- 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,889
- - Why don't you ask Troy
- Carrington to coach?
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- 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,760
- - Any ex-players on your list
- who aren't traitors, Nev?
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- 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,726
- - Ease up, Bull.
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- 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,345
- He was best man at my wedding.
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- 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,520
- - Listen, the coach has
- gotta love the club.
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- 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,062
- I captained-coached two flags,
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- 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,436
- and one of 'em was with
- concussion and a...
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- 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,613
- - Floating bone in my knee.
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- 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,902
- - Troy will bring in
- new players.
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- 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,150
- He'll attract sponsors.
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- 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,321
- - What is it with you wanting
- to give
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- 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,162
- all the local jobs away
- to outsiders?
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- 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,780
- I mean, it's bad enough
- that you,
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- 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:23,284
- that you're tryin' to give work
- to refos ahead of your own.
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- 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,081
- - Don't start that again.
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- 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,205
- - What makes you think
- that Troy is an outsider?
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- 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:30,083
- - He only goes to funerals,
- community markets,
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- 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,004
- and field day.
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- 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,344
- - Come here when he was
- 10, left when he was 23.
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- 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,678
- Not a local.
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- 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,014
- - So according to the Bull
- Barlow Index,
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- 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,804
- I am also not a local.
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- 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:39,641
- - Correct.
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- 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,122
- Speaking of outsiders, you
- didn't bring an ashtray,
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- 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:41,977
- did you, Doc?
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- 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:42,811
- - Mr. Barlow, I'm gonna have to
- ask you
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- to put that out.
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- 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,810
- - Ooh.
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- 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,517
- - Bull!
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- 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,191
- - They're gonna have to empty
- it anyway.
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- 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,404
- - Mr. Barlow, I'm gonna have to
- give you
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- 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,989
- a full rectal examination.
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- 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,197
- Have you had trouble
- passing stools recently?
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- 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,410
- - I don't know.
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- 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,575
- Have you had your
- fingernails cut recently?
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- 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,714
- - Heads!
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- 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,301
- Interview one for Troy
- Carrington documentary.
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- 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,966
- - Mate, I didn't agree to this.
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- 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:19,340
- - Where were you born?
- - Gullamunka Inlet.
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- 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,216
- - Why did you move to
- Bodgy Creek?
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- 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,184
- - When my mum died I
- came to live with my dad.
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- 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,555
- - Which do you prefer?
- - Gullamunka Inlet.
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- 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,181
- - Why don't you live there then?
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- 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,400
- - My dad left me his house in
- his will.
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- 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,065
- - Can you kick a goal from here?
- 225
- 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,239
- - Not anymore.
- 226
- 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,320
- - Krystal from school
- reckons they knocked down
- 227
- 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,869
- the club rooms because it
- gave Granddad bum cancer.
- 228
- 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,579
- - Interesting theory.
- 229
- 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,997
- - But Mum says he doesn't have
- bum cancer.
- 230
- 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,916
- It's just a dodgy prostate.
- 231
- 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,255
- - I'd listen to your mum.
- 232
- 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,418
- - She also said you're a
- softcock
- 233
- 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,257
- 'cause you won't coach
- the Roosters.
- 234
- 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,336
- - Maybe only listen to
- her sometimes.
- 235
- 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,592
- - Super Troy leapt off
- 236
- 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,764
- his giant jet football and
- got cracking.
- 237
- 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,140
- He lined up the foot and
- delivered a perfect drop punt
- 238
- 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,609
- and knocked the chainsaw clean
- out of the logger's hands.
- 239
- 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,229
- "Thanks for saving our
- habitat," said Sharon,
- 240
- 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,732
- the President of the
- Koala Union.
- 241
- 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,449
- All the trees and
- creatures cheered
- 242
- 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,741
- as Super Troy flew off
- to his secret hideout.
- 243
- 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,912
- - What's the chemical
- makeup of alpaca saliva?
- 244
- 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,914
- - It stings a bit?
- - Yeah.
- 245
- 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:33,793
- - Sorry about that.
- 246
- 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,962
- - Yeah, Carlos is usually
- the one you have to watch.
- 247
- 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,336
- - Might have to get a
- muzzle for Brigita now too.
- 248
- 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,507
- - Riesling Port.
- 249
- 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,800
- Is that actually a thing?
- 250
- 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,174
- - Yeah, the German priests
- used to live on it apparently.
- 251
- 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,052
- The fortified wines keep
- better in the tropics.
- 252
- 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:49,521
- Now everything is grown here
- on the Machu Pichu Estate.
- 253
- 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,641
- Unfortunately the
- generator's running
- 254
- 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,937
- a little bit low on methane,
- 255
- 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,644
- so the whites might be
- a bit on the warm side.
- 256
- 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,942
- And I wouldn't touch the
- Nectarine Prosecco until the end.
- 257
- 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,656
- The pulp sticks to your palette.
- 258
- 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,948
- Got a thirst up, Angie.
- 259
- 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,415
- - Troy, will you coach the
- Roosters?
- 260
- 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,249
- Yeah, thought so.
- 261
- 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,335
- See, Neville, it wasn't
- that hard.
- 262
- 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,828
- - Have a wine tasting, he says.
- 263
- 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,501
- Help a mate out with
- his business, he says.
- 264
- 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,544
- - Well no, yeah, even if
- it's just for the season
- 265
- 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,917
- to get us back on our feet.
- 266
- 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,670
- - How do you respond
- to emotional blackmail?
- 267
- 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,262
- - Give it your best shot.
- 268
- 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,973
- - Snapper, Goober, sad faces.
- 269
- 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,139
- - Not bad.
- 270
- 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,146
- Rubbish.
- 271
- 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,972
- Actually quite compelling.
- 272
- 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,099
- But I think you might
- be overstating
- 273
- 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,816
- my local popularity, Angie.
- 274
- 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,939
- - Geez.
- 275
- 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,739
- - Die tree shagger.
- 276
- 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,702
- Is this written in blood?
- 277
- 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,742
- - Traytor with a Y.
- 278
- 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:48,705
- Uses the wrong your.
- 279
- 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,870
- Double E, compleet fockwheat.
- 280
- 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,164
- - I appreciate the offer, Angie,
- 281
- 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,707
- but as you can tell by my
- correspondence,
- 282
- 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,047
- I'm not really a viable
- coaching option.
- 283
- 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,007
- Highly unlikely to live out
- the season.
- 284
- 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,419
- - Could be food coloring.
- 285
- 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,296
- - I'm guessing Bull
- doesn't know you're here.
- 286
- 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,220
- - Not if this is anything to
- go by.
- 287
- 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,387
- - Neilo, go long, go
- long, go long, go long.
- 288
- 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,897
- Sorry about that, mate.
- - That's okay.
- 289
- 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,314
- - Thought they'd pulped the
- rest of those.
- 290
- 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,320
- - This is you.
- 291
- 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,283
- I cannot believe.
- 292
- 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,868
- - Sayyid, this is Troy.
- 293
- 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,863
- - Yes, Rooster boy, I
- know who this man is.
- 294
- 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,160
- I read this book in
- detention center.
- 295
- 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,749
- - Really?
- - Yes.
- 296
- 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,752
- I want to read again.
- 297
- 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:38,039
- You were number 29, rookie draft
- pick 72,
- 298
- 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,290
- nickname Custard Guts.
- 299
- 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,758
- - İt never really stuck.
- 300
- 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,798
- - Not like Town Killer.
- 301
- 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,046
- - I like this book best.
- 302
- 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,469
- Players, they talk about
- drinking and fighting.
- 303
- 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,592
- You talk about trees and
- hippie mother.
- 304
- 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,935
- - Do you only read
- AFL biographies?
- 305
- 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,180
- - In Nauru there are
- no books, no internets,
- 306
- 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,398
- so I ask the guard, can I
- have book?
- 307
- 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,858
- He says, "No books!"
- 308
- 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:01,278
- I ask different guard,
- he says, "No books."
- 309
- 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,443
- Then one day I go to
- recreation room.
- 310
- 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,941
- Is bad name for this room,
- there is nothing to do.
- 311
- 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,786
- But different guard come in
- reading book in front of me.
- 312
- 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,075
- "Look at me, I have book."
- 313
- 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:14,325
- But when he go, he leave book
- on chair.
- 314
- 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,668
- I think this is trick,
- but he not come back.
- 315
- 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,664
- And from then he leave many
- books, but always AFL books.
- 316
- 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,920
- Can I see your scars?
- 317
- 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:23,792
- - Won't let ya.
- 318
- 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,214
- He's weird about 'em.
- 319
- 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,337
- - Can we kick football?
- 320
- 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,306
- - Looks like you've done
- more than read about footy.
- 321
- 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,310
- - Yes, I play some days for
- detention center guard team.
- 322
- 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,814
- They a very bad team,
- but Sayyid make better.
- 323
- 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,283
- - Rrright.
- 324
- 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,828
- It's time for this week in
- Bodgy Creek.
- 325
- 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,084
- Now Angie Barlow has just rung
- 326
- 00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,328
- and apparently no one's
- turned up
- 327
- 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,127
- for the working bee at the
- refugee center.
- 328
- 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,294
- If you're looking for it,
- 329
- 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,508
- it's just at the old fish and
- chip shop.
- 330
- 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,423
- And just quietly, I reckon
- it'd still be in business
- 331
- 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,969
- if Spiro wasn't so tight
- with his minimum chips.
- 332
- 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,185
- - Bugger, I forgot the vol
- Au vents.
- 333
- 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,521
- - I think we'll be fine, Fran.
- 334
- 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,559
- - They'll come, love.
- 335
- 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,110
- - Hey Porterhouse.
- 336
- 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:31,906
- - Well done.
- 337
- 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:32,913
- - It's Lychees.
- 338
- 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,576
- - So that's wrong then?
- 339
- 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,202
- - I know you blokes have
- probably just forgotten,
- 340
- 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,125
- but the working bee at the
- refugee center
- 341
- 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,417
- started about an hour ago
- 342
- 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,588
- and at this stage, Fran has
- significantly over catered.
- 343
- 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,425
- - I didn't forget.
- 344
- 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,385
- - That's because I
- specifically didn't invite you,
- 345
- 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,925
- Carpet Burn, because I
- knew you'd be too busy
- 346
- 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,764
- playing with yourself.
- - Ouch.
- 347
- 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,884
- - I'm sorry, Angie, I got
- carried away doing this.
- 348
- 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,135
- I lost track of time.
- 349
- 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,229
- - And I,
- 350
- 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,013
- am not good at making
- up excuses on the spot.
- 351
- 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:00,889
- Let's go, Snaps.
- 352
- 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,062
- - Yous are actually
- goin' to the refo Reno?
- 353
- 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,480
- - Shut up, Carpet.
- 354
- 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,321
- - Why have the refos come to
- this shit hole for anyway?
- 355
- 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,940
- - Because this shithole was
- chosen as a regional base
- 356
- 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,318
- to resettle highly skilled
- refugees.
- 357
- 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,614
- Any luck with Pig Dog?
- 358
- 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,328
- - Nah, he's keen but he's
- gotta see
- 359
- 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,558
- his parole officer
- every Saturday
- 360
- 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,198
- so he can't coach away games.
- 361
- 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,075
- - Any chance Troy might change
- his mind?
- 362
- 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,076
- - Troy?
- 363
- 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,329
- You're not seriously gonna
- ask the Town Killer are ya?
- 364
- 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,206
- Wha...
- 365
- 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,221
- - Oops.
- 366
- 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,340
- - Umm
- 367
- 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,215
- - Snapper, Goober.
- 368
- 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,263
- - You owe me two bucks.
- 369
- 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,775
- - Interview two
- with Troy Carrington.
- 370
- 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,610
- - What are you doing here?
- - I just told you.
- 371
- 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,945
- - How'd you know where I lived?
- 372
- 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,780
- - Everyone knows where you live.
- 373
- 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,365
- - Mate, you can't just drop in
- like this.
- 374
- 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,951
- - Question one, if your mum
- was an environmentalist,
- 375
- 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,241
- how come she married a
- timber worker?
- 376
- 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,114
- - They never married.
- 377
- 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,491
- It was a summer fling.
- 378
- 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,912
- - So you're a bastard then.
- 379
- 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,210
- - Does your mum know
- you're here?
- 380
- 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,248
- - Bum, I forgot!
- 381
- 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,621
- She's gonna be talking on
- the radio.
- 382
- 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,667
- - What about?
- 383
- 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,256
- - The refos, ugees.
- 384
- 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,130
- - Our guest here
- today is Angie Barlow.
- 385
- 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:14,971
- Welcome, Angie.
- 386
- 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,467
- Now, what was your
- university field of study?
- 387
- 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,594
- - Arts, law.
- 388
- 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,015
- But I didn't finish.
- 389
- 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,264
- I got a graduate diploma
- in having
- 390
- 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,641
- an unplanned kid instead.
- 391
- 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,482
- - That's me.
- 392
- 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,148
- - Now there
- are critics out there
- 393
- 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,238
- who think the refugee center
- shouldn't be there at all.
- 394
- 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,781
- What do say to them?
- 395
- 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,694
- - Warwick, we're just,
- 396
- 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,159
- we're just trying to help
- people in need.
- 397
- 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,280
- When I lost my husband, Brett,
- 398
- 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,122
- I had people rallying to me.
- 399
- 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,742
- I had complete strangers
- dropping meals off
- 400
- 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,416
- on my doorstep because
- that's what communities do.
- 401
- 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,288
- They help one another.
- 402
- 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,042
- And we need to see the
- world as a community.
- 403
- 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,715
- I mean, there's no point
- just sitting around
- 404
- 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,303
- feeling sorry for yourself,
- 405
- 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,172
- not when there's people out
- there that might need you.
- 406
- 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,300
- - She's got a fair head on
- her shoulders, your mum.
- 407
- 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,680
- - Speaking of sorry causes,
- 408
- 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,804
- any news on a new Roosters
- coach?
- 409
- 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,850
- There's a rumor going around
- 410
- 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,691
- that Troy Carrington might be in
- the mix.
- 411
- 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,854
- - That's you.
- 412
- 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,899
- - Yeah, well, we did talk to
- him, but,
- 413
- 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,023
- I don't know, it's pretty hard
- to hear
- 414
- 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,774
- when you got your head
- shoved halfway up your a...
- 415
- 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,368
- - Rrright, well,
- we might go to another song.
- 416
- 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,284
- Here's Big Jim Carswell's Pig
- Skin Rodeo.
- 417
- 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,547
- - Vanilla slice.
- 418
- 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,167
- Also, a snot block, yes?
- 419
- 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,177
- - Yep.
- 420
- 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,378
- - Lamington, yes?
- - Yep.
- 421
- 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,051
- - New Zealand cake but
- Australia steal
- 422
- 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,673
- and say Australia cake.
- 423
- 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,220
- - Nah, they're Australian.
- 424
- 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,388
- - Like Russell Crowe.
- 425
- 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,602
- - You know your cakes.
- 426
- 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,057
- Troy, I'm making
- Sayyid's English gooder.
- 427
- 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,726
- Check this out.
- 428
- 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,772
- What's that one?
- 429
- 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:52,895
- - Neenish tart.
- 430
- 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,692
- - And that?
- - Bee sting.
- 431
- 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,067
- - This should be the
- Australian citizenship test.
- 432
- 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,705
- - Crap company you're
- keeping, Neil.
- 433
- 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,120
- - Who's this bloke?
- 434
- 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,538
- - Carpet Burn.
- 435
- 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,413
- Good footballer, massive tool.
- 436
- 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,086
- - Hey, I wouldn't stand
- that close to the refo.
- 437
- 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,129
- Nah, he's probably got a
- bomb strapped to his body.
- 438
- 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,627
- - Keep your ignorant,
- racist comments
- 439
- 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,844
- to yourself, mate.
- 440
- 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,509
- - I don't take
- advice from town killers
- 441
- 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,847
- who hang around with Isis.
- 442
- 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,389
- Come on, mate, come on!
- 443
- 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,101
- - Fair tank on him.
- 444
- 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,353
- - Play him in the midfield,
- you reckon?
- 445
- 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,821
- - I would, if I was coach.
- 446
- 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,561
- - Yeah, okay, okay,
- okay, let's just settle.
- 447
- 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,436
- Look, look, I'm sorry Bull,
- 448
- 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,154
- but if you had given us
- the heads up
- 449
- 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,149
- on the club rooms, we
- wouldn't be in this position.
- 450
- 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:20,899
- - Bullshit.
- 451
- 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,151
- They can knock down our rooms,
- 452
- 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,323
- they can't stop us playing.
- 453
- 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,328
- My son was the last decent
- coach this team had.
- 454
- 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,752
- He's gone now, but I'll
- tell you this for nothing.
- 455
- 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,173
- This club will not be merged
- or disbanded
- 456
- 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,586
- while I still breathe.
- 457
- 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,422
- - Then what's your plan, Bull?
- 458
- 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,215
- - I told you.
- 459
- 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,009
- See, the community will
- get behind
- 460
- 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,849
- our various fundraising events.
- 461
- 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,843
- - Yes, some of the world's
- most fragile economies
- 462
- 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,186
- have been turned around
- by a meat tray raffle.
- 463
- 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,520
- - Do you mind if I put
- in my two bobs worth?
- 464
- 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,018
- - Town Killer!
- 465
- 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,236
- - Neville, tell your
- shithouse best mate
- 466
- 00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,775
- it's financial members only.
- 467
- 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,193
- - He paid up this morning, Bull.
- 468
- 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,316
- - I don't care, get him out
- of here.
- 469
- 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,783
- - Well, look, you made the
- rules, okay.
- 470
- 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:04,822
- He's paid up.
- 471
- 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,991
- He has every right to stay.
- 472
- 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,364
- - Goober, Snapper, do you
- mind handing these out?
- 473
- 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,868
- Now I focused on the
- club's micro problems.
- 474
- 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,370
- Your micro problems are
- no money, no club rooms,
- 475
- 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,050
- not enough players, threat
- of expulsion.
- 476
- 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,214
- Macro problem bein'
- you're rooted.
- 477
- 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,507
- - Did you put him up to this?
- 478
- 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,379
- - No.
- 479
- 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,224
- - Now, I focused on one
- specific micro problem,
- 480
- 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,216
- the club rooms.
- 481
- 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,516
- And according to the Asbestos
- Act of 2012,
- 482
- 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:34,230
- all buildings built prior
- to 1996 are eligible
- 483
- 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,566
- for rebuilding grants, and
- I've checked and you are.
- 484
- 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,849
- And Angie, I hope you don't mind
- 485
- 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,360
- but I've done a little bit
- of homework
- 486
- 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,400
- and I've found that you can
- get triple
- 487
- 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,524
- maybe even quadruple
- your funding
- 488
- 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,026
- by accessing grants for employing
- refugees for the rebuild.
- 489
- 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,747
- - What good are club rooms
- if we don't have a team?
- 490
- 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,036
- - Have a think about it, mate.
- 491
- 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:52,998
- If those blokes can swing
- a hammer,
- 492
- 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,914
- I reckon they can kick a footy,
- yeah?
- 493
- 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,373
- And, we'll turn the club
- rooms into a community hub
- 494
- 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,874
- that everyone can use.
- 495
- 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,592
- - This is really good.
- 496
- 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,008
- - You've got a bloody
- hide coming in here, Troy.
- 497
- 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,380
- He shuts down our mill,
- 498
- 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,256
- and now he wants to give
- jobs away
- 499
- 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,554
- to refos who haven't
- been here two minutes!
- 500
- 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,302
- - And you'll coach?
- 501
- 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,100
- - He bloody well won't.
- 502
- 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,938
- - If the offer still stands,
- Angie.
- 503
- 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,772
- - Let's vote on it.
- 504
- 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,267
- - That's a committee decision.
- 505
- 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,108
- - Well no, hang on.
- 506
- 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,854
- Let's just canvas and see
- the level of interest, okay?
- 507
- 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,277
- All those in favor of Troy's
- rescue plan?
- 508
- 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,283
- The yes has it.
- 509
- 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,824
- - Have you, you done
- lost your bloody minds?
- 510
- 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,322
- This bloke hasn't darkened
- the doorstep
- 511
- 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,290
- of our club since he left
- the place.
- 512
- 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,036
- - He's offering us a viable
- means of survival, Bull.
- 513
- 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,046
- - İs he?
- 514
- 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,169
- All right then, it's him or me.
- 515
- 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:44,755
- Take your pick.
- 516
- 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,970
- - The club and the town
- that you used to know
- 517
- 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,588
- don't exist anymore.
- 518
- 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:49,589
- They're long gone.
- 519
- 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,593
- This, this is brilliant
- for everyone.
- 520
- 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:53,889
- - Him or me.
- 521
- 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:54,727
- Take a vote.
- 522
- 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,141
- - Come on Bull, we can't
- vote on...
- 523
- 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,605
- - Vote, vote.
- 524
- 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:58,974
- - Jesus, all right, okay.
- 525
- 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,606
- All those in favor of Bull.
- 526
- 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,570
- - Bull.
- 527
- 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,948
- - And Troy?
- 528
- 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,317
- - Troy!
- 529
- 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,793
- - Fine.
- 530
- 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,503
- - Come on, mate.
- - No, Grandpa.
- 531
- 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,917
- - Bull.
- 532
- 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,344
- - Are you guys nearly done?
- 533
- 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,963
- We've got this place booked
- from six,
- 534
- 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,512
- and it takes us a while to
- set up our siege engine.
- 535
- 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,643
- - Interview four for Troy
- Carrington documentary.
- 536
- 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,605
- How do you respond to claims
- from Krystal
- 537
- 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,653
- from Bodgy Creek Primary
- School that you're a flog?
- 538
- 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,901
- - I don't really know what a
- flog is,
- 539
- 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:51,867
- but it doesn't sound good.
- 540
- 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,362
- - I think it's worse than
- a wanker
- 541
- 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,364
- but not as bad as a dickhead.
- 542
- 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,374
- - Good to know.
- 543
- 00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:00,536
- - Are you only coaching 'cause
- Mum publicly humiliated you
- 544
- 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,377
- to the whole world?
- 545
- 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,497
- - I think you're overstating
- the reach
- 546
- 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,373
- of the Bodgy Creek
- Community Radio Station,
- 547
- 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,797
- but yeah, she was right
- about the proximity
- 548
- 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,544
- of my head in relation to
- my ass.
- 549
- 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,512
- The refugees need our
- help and we need theirs.
- 550
- 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,381
- It's a win-win.
- 551
- 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,557
- Gidday, mate.
- 552
- 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,930
- I'm Troy Carrington, this
- is Neil.
- 553
- 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,147
- We're from the local footy club.
- 554
- 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,516
- We're just wondering
- if you'd be interested
- 555
- 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,983
- in coming to training.
- 556
- 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,852
- Sorry, mate, how's your English?
- 557
- 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,399
- - English okay.
- 558
- 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,738
- Australian not so good.
- 559
- 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,821
- This is a football, yes?
- - Yeah.
- 560
- 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,662
- - I know this game.
- 561
- 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,578
- - Is that a yes or a no?
- 562
- 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,454
- - I am very unfamiliar with
- this game.
- 563
- 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,922
- - Well, with a handball you just
- hold it
- 564
- 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,416
- in the palm of your hand
- 565
- 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,106
- and then you just punch
- it below the point.
- 566
- 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,599
- - Thank you!
- 567
- 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,144
- - Good hands.
- 568
- 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,899
- - I like Troyism chapter best.
- 569
- 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,770
- The pathway to enlightenment
- is down the guts!
- 570
- 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,069
- And my favorite, keep doing
- it until
- 571
- 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,907
- you are not shit.
- - You are not shit.
- 572
- 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,453
- - Signed copy of Crepe Career
- 573
- 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,911
- go straight into Sayid's office.
- 574
- 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:21,918
- - So you'll play?
- 575
- 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,458
- - Yes, I will play.
- 576
- 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,458
- Your team needs Sayyid
- or they will be bad team.
- 577
- 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,959
- - Is that your family?
- 578
- 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,587
- - No, this was already
- on wall when I come here.
- 579
- 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:34,804
- Of course this is my family!
- 580
- 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:35,888
- What do you think, Sayyid
- creepy man
- 581
- 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,473
- put photo of strangers on walls?
- 582
- 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,896
- - How long since you've
- seen them?
- 583
- 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,894
- - For now, six years.
- 584
- 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,067
- Took three years before
- Australian government
- 585
- 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,908
- say yes, you are real refugee
- from Syrian Civil War.
- 586
- 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,822
- They are stupid people.
- 587
- 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,912
- But then, because No
- Advantage Policy,
- 588
- 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,031
- I must wait the same
- time to bring my family.
- 589
- 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,041
- Three more years.
- 590
- 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,002
- They come here soon.
- 591
- 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:09,130
- This is wife, Fazela, and
- daughter, Sima.
- 592
- 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,045
- She was only four when I see
- her last.
- 593
- 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,667
- - She's hot.
- 594
- 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,510
- - When they come here soon, if
- Rooster boy
- 595
- 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,051
- touches my daughter, I maybe
- kick him in tiny balls.
- 596
- 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,639
- - Ease up, Sayyid, I'm only 10.
- 597
- 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:24,689
- - This is Mother.
- 598
- 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,150
- - And your father?
- 599
- 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,692
- - He was killed in civil war.
- 600
- 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,280
- - Sorry, mate.
- 601
- 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:37,404
- - Who's the little guy?
- 602
- 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,869
- - This is brother, Ammad.
- 603
- 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,034
- When civil war begin we live
- in Alleppo
- 604
- 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,328
- but rebels move into our suburb.
- 605
- 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,417
- We are not rebels but
- Assad government troops
- 606
- 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,787
- try to arrest us, so we
- must escape.
- 607
- 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:52,006
- I take Fazela and Sima to
- refugee camp in Turkey.
- 608
- 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,875
- Mother would not leave.
- 609
- 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,299
- Then Ammad and Sayyid
- try to come to Australia
- 610
- 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,637
- where uncle he live.
- 611
- 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,386
- Then we hope to bring
- all family here, safe.
- 612
- 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,557
- After very long time we
- get to Christmas Island
- 613
- 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,397
- together on boat, then
- to Nauru, hot shit place.
- 614
- 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,231
- And then one day Australian
- government man come and say,
- 615
- 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:15,230
- you are economic refugee,
- not real refugee.
- 616
- 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,240
- You go home.
- 617
- 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:19,822
- Our home is gone, bombed.
- 618
- 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,992
- So I say no, but Ammad, he
- feel bad
- 619
- 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,864
- about leaving mother alone so he
- go home,
- 620
- 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:25,911
- like a baby mummy boy.
- 621
- 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,421
- I joke.
- 622
- 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,217
- I love my brother.
- 623
- 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,423
- - Well, I was thinking I
- could open
- 624
- 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,638
- a traditional Bharatanyatyam
- dance school,
- 625
- 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:43,725
- if there isn't already one in
- Bodgy Creek.
- 626
- 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:44,727
- - Right.
- 627
- 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,599
- - I'm joking, Ms. Angie!
- 628
- 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,022
- - It looks like we've got
- a new project manager.
- 629
- 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,018
- - Really?
- 630
- 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:54,894
- That's handy.
- 631
- 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,191
- - Um, and a Bharatanyatyam
- dancer.
- 632
- 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:58,155
- - Could be handy.
- 633
- 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,901
- - Suresh, Navina, this is
- Troy Carrington,
- 634
- 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,152
- the new coach of our footy club.
- 635
- 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,404
- And this is my son, Neil.
- 636
- 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,160
- - So you're a civil engineer?
- 637
- 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,032
- - Kandi University with honors.
- 638
- 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:11,502
- My Sinhalese husband was a
- sought-after project manager
- 639
- 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,622
- until he made the
- questionable career choice
- 640
- 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,418
- of marrying a Tamil.
- 641
- 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,666
- - Hey, best decision I
- ever made.
- 642
- 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,633
- - Well, since you're here,
- 643
- 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,923
- might as well play for the
- footy team.
- 644
- 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:20,795
- - Footy?
- 645
- 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:21,717
- - It's a sport.
- 646
- 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:24,094
- - Ooh, sport is not really
- my strength.
- 647
- 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,933
- - He's being modest.
- 648
- 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,053
- Suresh was a Roman
- Greco Wrestling champion
- 649
- 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,349
- at our university.
- 650
- 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,643
- - Well, there's not many
- Roman Grecos around here,
- 651
- 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,358
- but we could use a
- tackling coach.
- 652
- 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:37,069
- I'll see you at training
- tomorrow night.
- 653
- 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,529
- - Tackling's fun.
- 654
- 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,983
- - Yep, that's it.
- 655
- 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,326
- Yeah.
- 656
- 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,328
- - How's it going?
- 657
- 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,330
- - Not great.
- 658
- 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,956
- School Shoes has already done
- a hammy.
- 659
- 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,205
- - Nice work, Didier.
- 660
- 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,333
- - Granddad was right.
- 661
- 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,082
- You can bugger up a team that
- hasn't won in three years.
- 662
- 00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,255
- Some of 'em are making Snapper
- look good.
- 663
- 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,976
- - Nah, mate, you can't do
- that either.
- 664
- 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:09,979
- - Snaps!
- 665
- 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,395
- - Woo!
- 666
- 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,234
- Carpet, burns him!
- 667
- 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:18,986
- Burns him!
- 668
- 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,105
- Ooh ho ho ho!
- 669
- 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,697
- He's off into the...
- 670
- 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:23,858
- Ease up, Sultana.
- 671
- 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,452
- - My name is Sayyid,
- not small dried fruit.
- 672
- 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,367
- - All right, everyone in!
- 673
- 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,204
- Come on.
- 674
- 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,289
- Now boys, the match practice
- has given me
- 675
- 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,784
- a fair idea of where you're at
- individually and as a group.
- 676
- 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,120
- Harpo, mate, you're the
- size of a small town.
- 677
- 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,462
- Don't be afraid to use your bulk
- 678
- 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,548
- in the ruck contest, all right?
- 679
- 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,461
- Those sketches aren't bad.
- 680
- 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,585
- You got a big of the
- Flemish master's influence
- 681
- 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:42,711
- in your portraiture.
- 682
- 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:43,586
- - Yeah, cheers.
- 683
- 00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:45,008
- It's part of a triptych.
- 684
- 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,597
- Wanna to see the others?
- 685
- 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,683
- - Maybe a bit later?
- 686
- 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:51,728
- Tou, when you go over the
- boundary, you're out of play.
- 687
- 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,892
- If you go over the fence,
- you're a spectator, all right?
- 688
- 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:57,142
- So it's a general rule, try
- and keep inside both of those.
- 689
- 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,734
- - Yes, Mr. Troy.
- 690
- 00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,727
- - Porterhouse.
- 691
- 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,728
- - Well done.
- 692
- 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,900
- - You gotta a pair of
- boots, mate?
- 693
- 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,864
- 'Cause you're havin' trouble
- keepin' your feet in those.
- 694
- 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:06,234
- - Sorry, I got a shift at
- the pub after training.
- 695
- 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,028
- - It's been lovely having you
- here, Stan.
- 696
- 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:11,031
- We might get you back to
- the nursing home now, yeah?
- 697
- 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,157
- - I'll take him.
- 698
- 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,000
- - İt's from my mother in Syria.
- 699
- 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,995
- - Yeah, yeah, not a
- problem, mate.
- 700
- 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,462
- - Where's Syria?
- 701
- 00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:20,923
- - Do you know where Turkey is?
- 702
- 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:21,757
- - Nah.
- 703
- 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,217
- - Do you know where Iraq is?
- 704
- 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,089
- - Nah.
- 705
- 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,462
- - It's between them.
- 706
- 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,303
- - Righto, let's finish off
- 707
- 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,593
- with the mime handball
- drill we did earlier.
- 708
- 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,593
- Now remember to visualize
- and commit
- 709
- 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,310
- to the dramatic conceit.
- 710
- 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,178
- Goober, take 'em out.
- 711
- 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,305
- All right boys, go.
- 712
- 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,307
- - Come on, boys, let's go!
- - Okay, this is happenin'.
- 713
- 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,558
- - Port, Port, Port!
- 714
- 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:41,360
- - Good hands, Snapper!
- 715
- 00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:43,070
- - Nice work, nice work.
- - Yeah, that's it, that's it.
- 716
- 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,440
- - I think I'm better at
- mime footy.
- 717
- 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,943
- - No argument from me.
- 718
- 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,411
- - This is bullshit.
- 719
- 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:51,414
- Troy's a nut job.
- 720
- 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,296
- - I'll get it!
- 721
- 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,793
- - Decent roost there, Carpets.
- 722
- 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,673
- - It's time for
- this week in Bodgy Creek.
- 723
- 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:13,051
- Right wing conservative
- bush poet, Bruce Nation,
- 724
- 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,144
- will be at the Bodgy Creek
- Bowls Club on Saturday night
- 725
- 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,434
- where he'll be launching his
- new book,
- 726
- 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:20,229
- Teeny Weenie Poofter Greenie, so
- be sure...
- 727
- 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,101
- - Where the bloody hell are
- you goin'?
- 728
- 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,104
- - Bataratamy dancing
- with Navina.
- 729
- 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,230
- - Sorry I asked.
- 730
- 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,240
- - What do you think?
- 731
- 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,150
- It's just a bit of harmless fun.
- 732
- 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:29,992
- - İs it?
- 733
- 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:30,985
- Look at ya.
- 734
- 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,238
- That lot are trying to
- change the way we live.
- 735
- 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,833
- - Sorry we're early.
- 736
- 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,004
- This one couldn't wait.
- 737
- 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,005
- - What'd you think?
- 738
- 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,881
- - I liked the one where
- Troy sticks footies
- 739
- 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,679
- on the harpoons to stop
- the Japanese
- 740
- 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,847
- from researching any more whales
- to death.
- 741
- 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:56,854
- - Yeah, me too.
- 742
- 00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,646
- - Enough small talk.
- 743
- 00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:01,140
- Let's get this joint
- interview happening.
- 744
- 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,188
- I need you guys in a two shot.
- 745
- 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,321
- Interview number seven with
- new Rooster's president
- 746
- 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:10,613
- and coach, Angie Barlow
- and Troy Carrington.
- 747
- 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,736
- Angie Barlow, how do
- you respond to comments
- 748
- 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,282
- from former president Grandad
- 749
- 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,871
- that you wouldn't know
- how to run a footy club
- 750
- 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,490
- if it bit you on the ass?
- 751
- 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,333
- - That doesn't even make sense.
- 752
- 00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:22,500
- - And Troy, how do you
- respond to Grandad's claims
- 753
- 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:24,873
- that after your footy
- career you did stuff all
- 754
- 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,500
- until you started buggering
- up this town for a living?
- 755
- 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,756
- - Stuff all's a bit harsh.
- 756
- 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,629
- But yeah, things were a
- bit slow.
- 757
- 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,302
- After I got my insurance payout,
- 758
- 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,348
- I set up a Eco-consultancy
- business for footy clubs,
- 759
- 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,312
- but Carbon Footy Print
- never really panned out.
- 760
- 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,560
- - You did not call it that.
- 761
- 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:43,567
- - I did.
- 762
- 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:46,485
- - And then I got a job
- 763
- 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:48,650
- workin' at a mate's
- biodynamic winery.
- 764
- 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,398
- Biodynamics is all about
- the interrelationship
- 765
- 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,196
- between soil, livestock...
- 766
- 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,909
- - Can I play with the alpacas?
- 767
- 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,324
- - Yeah, sure.
- 768
- 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,492
- - They get agro.
- 769
- 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,912
- - I know, that's why
- I wanna play with 'em.
- 770
- 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,160
- - Keep away from the white one.
- 771
- 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,786
- Brigita's had a bad week.
- 772
- 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:06,164
- (alpacas humming
- 773
- 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:09,042
- - I should show you this.
- 774
- 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,720
- There.
- 775
- 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,391
- Super Troy lives on.
- 776
- 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,727
- - Albeit with a
- spectacular mullet.
- 777
- 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,642
- - He drew it
- from your old footy cards.
- 778
- 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,935
- I kinda like you with a mullet.
- 779
- 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,948
- - Yeah, my first thought was,
- 780
- 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,067
- and she's been gone for
- 36 years,
- 781
- 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,284
- but I wanted to show Mum.
- 782
- 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,821
- - She sounds so lovely.
- 783
- 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,292
- Um, thank you.
- 784
- 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,500
- Thank you for doing this
- doco thing with him.
- 785
- 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,964
- - İt's no drama.
- 786
- 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,128
- - No, it's kind.
- 787
- 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,212
- He got the camera and the
- Rooster's onsie
- 788
- 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,134
- off Brett the Christmas
- before he died.
- 789
- 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,012
- He doesn't talk about him much
- 790
- 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,305
- but he's obsessed with
- that camera
- 791
- 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,144
- and he won't wear anything else.
- 792
- 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,981
- His filming gives him a kind
- of focus.
- 793
- 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:13,982
- - Mate, do you wanna put
- that back in the shed for me?
- 794
- 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:20,325
- - And your email address as
- well, Glenda,
- 795
- 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,416
- so we can send any details
- of protests.
- 796
- 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:26,001
- - Is there a limit on how
- many times I can sign this?
- 797
- 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,041
- - Cheeky.
- 798
- 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:29,038
- - I mean, honestly.
- 799
- 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:32,338
- I had a refugee apply for
- a market stall last week.
- 800
- 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,710
- Could barely read a word of it.
- 801
- 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,087
- I mean, if you wanna live in
- this country,
- 802
- 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,297
- learn the language.
- 803
- 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,048
- Is that too much to arks?
- 804
- 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:40,846
- - In total agreement, Glenda.
- 805
- 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:50,018
- - Do you have to do that
- right here?
- 806
- 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:50,859
- - Free county.
- 807
- 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,024
- They even let back-stabbing
- daughters-in-law
- 808
- 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,023
- run footy clubs around here.
- 809
- 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,365
- - Well, would you do your
- back-stabbing
- 810
- 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,280
- daughter-in-law a favor
- and take your grandson
- 811
- 00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,493
- to swimming lessons please?
- 812
- 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:00,327
- - Can't he swim yet?
- 813
- 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,822
- He's been going there
- half his bloody life.
- 814
- 00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:04,118
- Yeah, yeah, no worries.
- 815
- 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,209
- - Thank you.
- 816
- 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,036
- - You beauty!
- 817
- 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,663
- Hello there, welcome to
- Bodgy Creek.
- 818
- 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,715
- - So, minaret on
- top of the scoreboard.
- 819
- 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,883
- What about the prayer room?
- 820
- 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,758
- - I think the prayer room
- should go on this side.
- 821
- 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,804
- - Why's that?
- 822
- 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,598
- - Because it will be
- closer to the scoreboard
- 823
- 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:27,312
- where the minaret for
- call to prayer will be.
- 824
- 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,305
- - Makes sense.
- 825
- 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,682
- What about the bar?
- 826
- 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,400
- - You spend long time in
- bouncy house.
- 827
- 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,735
- Sayyid enter now.
- 828
- 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,481
- - Everyone, can I get
- your attention thanks?
- 829
- 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,484
- Now we've organized a
- bit of a Rooster Kringle.
- 830
- 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,734
- This is a club tradition that
- dates back to, when, Angie?
- 831
- 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,113
- - Late last week.
- 832
- 00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,240
- - And still going strong.
- 833
- 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,786
- Each of the current players
- 834
- 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,079
- have to pick a name outta
- the hat
- 835
- 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,419
- and organize a welcome
- gift for the new fellas.
- 836
- 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,379
- Let's start with Goober.
- 837
- 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,879
- - This is for Tou Pou.
- - Nice one, Goobs.
- 838
- 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,130
- Tou, if that thing was any
- more Australian
- 839
- 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,427
- it wouldn't know the
- words to the second verse
- 840
- 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,346
- of the National Anthem.
- 841
- 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,638
- - No, no, no, no, mate.
- 842
- 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:08,103
- It's a totem tennis.
- 843
- 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,393
- Like that.
- 844
- 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400
- - I understand.
- 845
- 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,778
- - Whoa!
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 846
- 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:16,861
- - I'll show you later.
- 847
- 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,778
- - Porterhouse.
- 848
- 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,400
- - Well done.
- 849
- 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,947
- - You had Didier.
- 850
- 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,124
- - Aww.
- 851
- 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,829
- - I read on the internet
- you guys
- 852
- 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:31,122
- like goats or somethin'.
- 853
- 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,299
- - Thank you.
- 854
- 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,839
- - Troy, I wasn't here when
- you read out the names,
- 855
- 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,429
- so I just made everyone some
- Bodgy Creek Stump Snow Dones.
- 856
- 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,016
- - Thank you.
- 857
- 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:46,850
- - It's okay.
- 858
- 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,139
- Here you go.
- - Thank you.
- 859
- 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,762
- - Here you go, Didier.
- 860
- 00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:51,639
- - What is fluid compound?
- 861
- 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,731
- Glycol?
- 862
- 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:54,145
- - Yeah, how'd you know that?
- 863
- 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,768
- - I was a chemist in Burindi.
- 864
- 00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:58,442
- - Did you come from
- Burindi to get a better job?
- 865
- 00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,156
- - No, because the police
- shot at my brother and I.
- 866
- 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,574
- They thought we were rebels.
- 867
- 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:04,948
- - So not for work then?
- 868
- 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:05,944
- - No.
- 869
- 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:08,698
- - Harpo, you had Suresh.
- 870
- 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,506
- - It's an esky fountain.
- 871
- 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,847
- It's art.
- 872
- 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,182
- Ooh.
- 873
- 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,812
- - My turn.
- 874
- 00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:38,861
- Okay, I had Sayyid.
- 875
- 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:39,863
- Here you go, pal.
- 876
- 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,195
- Anyone want a beer while I'm up?
- 877
- 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:50,990
- - Thank you.
- 878
- 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,494
- - Good luck to the Roosters
- 879
- 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:56,211
- who are taking on the
- Hudson's Flat Cougars today
- 880
- 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,627
- in the first match of
- the season.
- 881
- 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,670
- Haven't had this much trouble
- getting my head around names
- 882
- 00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,385
- since Marjorie came home
- with an IKEA catalog.
- 883
- 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,631
- I reckon they'd be just about
- getting ready as we speak
- 884
- 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,008
- in the Rooster's new look
- club rooms slash tent.
- 885
- 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,222
- And well done to Gretchen
- for providing
- 886
- 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,016
- that temporary arrangement.
- 887
- 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,022
- - Next!
- 888
- 00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,691
- - Harps.
- 889
- 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,399
- Sorry, Snapper.
- 890
- 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,733
- - Looking good, Stan.
- 891
- 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,740
- - This is a first.
- 892
- 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,830
- We've run out of jumpers.
- 893
- 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,243
- - Granddad's not happy
- you're movin' in next door.
- 894
- 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,994
- - He not like refugees?
- 895
- 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:37,836
- - Hates 'em.
- 896
- 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,377
- Even more than vegans, but
- not as much as greenies.
- 897
- 00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,088
- - Tell Mr. Granddad,
- Sayyid need bigger house
- 898
- 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,256
- for family he has not seen
- in six years
- 899
- 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,799
- so he must keep being not happy.
- 900
- 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:52,259
- - Local jobs for locals!
- 901
- 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,681
- No jobs for refos!
- 902
- 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,554
- Local jobs for locals!
- 903
- 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,976
- No jobs for refos!
- 904
- 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,269
- - You were right, Snapper,
- 905
- 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,313
- my mum does have
- impeccable handwriting.
- 906
- 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,686
- - Come on, boys, back inside.
- 907
- 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:02,937
- Come on, come on, come on!
- 908
- 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,274
- Grab a possie, fellas.
- 909
- 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,276
- Don't worry about all of that.
- 910
- 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,448
- - What happen if they
- get violent?
- 911
- 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,741
- - You'll be all right, mate.
- 912
- 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:12,909
- - I didn't expect this
- to happen.
- 913
- 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,158
- - They're just blowin' out
- hot air, boys, all right?
- 914
- 00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:17,034
- There's just some people
- out there
- 915
- 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,581
- who don't like what we're
- doin' here.
- 916
- 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,079
- - What are we doing here?
- 917
- 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:21,671
- - We're rebuildin' the
- footy club.
- 918
- 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:24,296
- - This isn't a
- club, it's a joke, mate.
- 919
- 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:26,711
- - Then why are you wearing this?
- 920
- 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:27,632
- 'Cause you wanna play.
- 921
- 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,301
- And the only way that's
- gonna happen
- 922
- 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,594
- is if you embrace these
- blokes as your teammates.
- 923
- 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:32,967
- - Footy shouldn't be this hard.
- 924
- 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,310
- - Mate, this isn't hard.
- 925
- 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,145
- What's the hardest thing
- you've ever had to do?
- 926
- 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,730
- - Probably year 11.
- 927
- 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,065
- - What about you, Suresh?
- 928
- 00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,775
- - It is difficult to narrow
- it down
- 929
- 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,944
- due to the cataclysmic
- events of the civil war,
- 930
- 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:47,031
- but as a life challenge
- it is hard to surpass
- 931
- 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,776
- the constant stream of death
- threats from both sides
- 932
- 00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:51,573
- after I became betrothed
- to Navina.
- 933
- 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,741
- - That kinda hard.
- 934
- 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,990
- No, I had some guinea pigs that
- died, but nothin' like that.
- 935
- 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
- Sorry, Suresh.
- 936
- 00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,791
- What's the hardest thing you've
- had to do?
- 937
- 00:39:00,797 --> 00:39:03,130
- - Stop feelin' sorry for myself.
- 938
- 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:05,465
- It's pretty hard to do with
- your head stuck up your ass.
- 939
- 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:08,923
- I thought the world owed
- me something.
- 940
- 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:09,761
- It didn't.
- 941
- 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,676
- I crawled out from under my log
- 942
- 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,676
- and I found you blokes,
- and here we bloody are.
- 943
- 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,097
- - Yeah!
- - Yes.
- 944
- 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:18,596
- - We're gonna play against
- two oppositions today.
- 945
- 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,848
- The first one you're gonna
- beat when you run out there.
- 946
- 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:21,849
- - Yeah!
- 947
- 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,226
- - And you can break the
- second one
- 948
- 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,477
- after the balls bounce!
- 949
- 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:25,357
- - Yes!
- 950
- 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,151
- - So Goober, bloody lead 'em
- out there
- 951
- 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:30,023
- and smile at your mum as you
- run past.
- 952
- 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,987
- - Local jobs for locals.
- 953
- 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,534
- No jobs for refos.
- 954
- 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:40,994
- - Hey, Mum.
- 955
- 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,792
- Can I bring the boys
- over for dinner tonight?
- 956
- 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,039
- - Fat chance!
- 957
- 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,632
- - No jobs for refos
- - On the run, boys!
- 958
- 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:48,842
- - Local jobs for locals.
- 959
- 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,256
- No jobs for refos.
- 960
- 00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:51,424
- Local jobs for
- 961
- 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,023
- ♪ I'm gonna play on the wing for
- Jesus ♪
- 962
- 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,731
- ♪ I'm gonna play on the
- wing for Jesus ♪
- 963
- 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,821
- ♪ I'm gonna kick
- the devil's hide ♪
- 964
- 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,565
- ♪ Out on the member's side ♪
- 965
- 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,193
- ♪ Gonna play on the
- wing for Jesus ♪
- 966
- 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,069
- - Come on, Tou, Tou, Tou, Tou!
- 967
- 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,080
- Get rid of it!
- 968
- 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,577
- Tou, Tou, Tou, Tou!
- 969
- 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,415
- Where are you off to?
- 970
- 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,163
- ♪ Out on the member's side ♪
- 971
- 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:29,713
- ♪ Play on the wing with
- fire and brimstone ♪
- 972
- 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,879
- ♪ Play on the ring for Jesus ♪
- 973
- 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,557
- - Let me go!
- 974
- 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:46,479
- - Trip!
- 975
- 00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:47,693
- Hudson Flat, free kick.
- 976
- 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,320
- - Why is this a free kick?
- 977
- 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:53,282
- - Because you can't do whatever
- that is.
- 978
- 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,446
- - We didn't travel
- halfway across the world
- 979
- 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,445
- to face this persecution!
- 980
- 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,195
- - Play on!
- 981
- 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,447
- ♪ Gonna kick the devil's hide ♪
- 982
- 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,164
- ♪ Out on the member's side ♪
- 983
- 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:03,204
- ♪ Gonna play on the wing for
- Jesus ♪
- 984
- 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,953
- - Holding the ball.
- 985
- 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:07,881
- - Sayyid.
- 986
- 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:11,212
- Here, Sayyid, Sayyid!
- 987
- 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,460
- Sayy, Sayy...
- 988
- 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,351
- - Don't even think about it.
- 989
- 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,892
- ♪ Play on the wing for Jesus ♪
- 990
- 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,184
- - Well done, well done,
- good work.
- 991
- 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,810
- Nice effort, boys.
- 992
- 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,107
- - All right, boys.
- - Good work.
- 993
- 00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:33,606
- - As the Yogini Tantra
- once said,
- 994
- 00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:34,777
- a big loss is part of
- the journey.
- 995
- 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,071
- It's a shit part of the journey
- but it's a part nonetheless.
- 996
- 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,035
- Now I want you to get into a
- tight circle.
- 997
- 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,030
- We're gonna sing the team song,
- 998
- 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,497
- keep our team spirit.
- 999
- 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,980
- - The best way to keep up
- team spirits
- 1000
- 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,955
- is to not lose by one
- million points.
- 1001
- 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:47,999
- I do not know the words to
- this song.
- 1002
- 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:48,837
- - İt's all right, mate.
- 1003
- 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,921
- None of us know the words to
- this song.
- 1004
- 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,506
- We haven't sang it in
- three years.
- 1005
- 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,252
- - Why don't you just sing a
- different song when you lose?
- 1006
- 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:56,670
- - All right.
- 1007
- 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,638
- ♪ I love to have a
- beer with Sayyid ♪
- 1008
- 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,103
- - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
- 1009
- 00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:06,847
- I do not drink.
- 1010
- 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,100
- - All right, different
- drink then.
- 1011
- 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,193
- ♪ I love to have a cordial
- with Sayyid ♪
- 1012
- 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,231
- - Yes!
- 1013
- 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:14,195
- ♪ I love to have a cordial
- with Sayyid ♪
- 1014
- 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,029
- - Better.
- 1015
- 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,899
- ♪ We drink in moderation ♪
- 1016
- 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:17,824
- ♪ Bullshit ♪
- 1017
- 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,864
- ♪ We never, ever, ever get
- rolling drunk ♪
- 1018
- 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,363
- ♪ We drink at Neville's
- Bottom Pub ♪
- 1019
- 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,205
- ♪ Where the food tastes just
- like shit ♪
- 1020
- 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,164
- - Sorry.
- 1021
- 00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:27,376
- ♪ I love to have a cordial
- with Sayyid ♪
- 1022
- 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,540
- ♪ 'Cause Sayyid's me mate ♪
- 1023
- 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:32,714
- - Hey.
- 1024
- 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,629
- Keep doing it until...
- 1025
- 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,381
- - You are not shit!
- 1026
- 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,387
- - Yes!
- 1027
- 00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:41,052
- - As far as protests go, it
- wasn't so bad.
- 1028
- 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,096
- - That was not a protest.
- 1029
- 00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,968
- Unless you got someone
- chained to infrastructure
- 1030
- 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,311
- or a tree, a couple of arrests
- 1031
- 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,556
- and someone wielding a banjo,
- you're kidding yourself.
- 1032
- 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,808
- - Do you think Bull will change
- his mind?
- 1033
- 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:51,899
- - The only way to change
- their minds
- 1034
- 00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:52,893
- is to prove 'em wrong.
- 1035
- 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,738
- - How was losing by 131
- points proving them wrong?
- 1036
- 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,231
- - They showed some good signs.
- 1037
- 00:42:57,325 --> 00:42:59,191
- - No, apart from Sayyid
- they were shithouse.
- 1038
- 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:01,569
- - Have you thought about
- being a motivational speaker?
- 1039
- 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,911
- - I talked myself out of it.
- 1040
- 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,406
- Now Troy, I applaud
- your imagination, mate,
- 1041
- 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,999
- but if we can win a game
- with this rabble,
- 1042
- 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,085
- I'll get an ISIS tatt
- on my calf.
- 1043
- 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:10,919
- - He'll do it, too.
- 1044
- 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,005
- He got a tramp stamp
- after wrongly guessing
- 1045
- 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,088
- the color of a clinker.
- 1046
- 00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,210
- - What's all this, Snaps?
- 1047
- 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,258
- - Um, I'm trying to make an
- organic nail polish remover
- 1048
- 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,722
- using lemon juice as the base.
- 1049
- 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:23,590
- - Any luck?
- 1050
- 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,601
- - Umm, not yet.
- 1051
- 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,266
- - So what's your process?
- 1052
- 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,855
- - First I find out all the
- things
- 1053
- 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,145
- that lemon juice can do,
- 1054
- 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:36,145
- like making lettuce
- crisp, hair highlights,
- 1055
- 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:37,771
- removing warts apparently.
- 1056
- 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,774
- - Improve the taste of
- Mexican beer.
- 1057
- 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:40,865
- - Yep, and then I combine it
- 1058
- 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,279
- with all the other elements
- and see
- 1059
- 00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:44,369
- if it can do stuff you
- wouldn't expect.
- 1060
- 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,125
- - Take 'em home and read
- 'em, fellas.
- 1061
- 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,039
- The more you know about
- each other,
- 1062
- 00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:52,206
- the less you don't know.
- 1063
- 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,045
- Now we're going to have
- the first of our shed talks
- 1064
- 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,165
- on Wednesday night with Harpo
- 1065
- 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,417
- taking us through the
- highlights of Tou's life.
- 1066
- 00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,793
- - So Dids, the bullet came
- out there?
- 1067
- 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,215
- How'd that feel?
- 1068
- 00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:02,679
- - I nearly die.
- 1069
- 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,798
- - Yeah, shit question.
- 1070
- 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,053
- I see you like basketball.
- 1071
- 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,222
- - Hey Harpo, did you really
- see the ghost of a pig?
- 1072
- 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:09,390
- - Yeah, when I was eight.
- 1073
- 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:10,308
- That's why I don't eat pork.
- 1074
- 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,647
- - Hey, Burindi was '92
- Olympics, yeah?
- 1075
- 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,312
- - That was Barcelona, mate.
- 1076
- 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:15,934
- - Sayyid, where is Alleppo?
- 1077
- 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:18,312
- - What's left of it is
- in the north of Syria.
- 1078
- 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,905
- - Yeah, 'cause nothin's
- comin' up on TripAdvisor.
- 1079
- 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,901
- - Harpo, thou art also a
- Shakespeare fan?
- 1080
- 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,202
- - He yay verily goes all right.
- 1081
- 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,491
- - Hey Troy, you didn't
- even mention
- 1082
- 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,956
- that I shagged the Miss New
- Zealand contestant in Bali.
- 1083
- 00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:30,949
- - What the hell are you doing?
- 1084
- 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,168
- - Just cornflour and
- pomegranate, you dickhead.
- 1085
- 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:35,663
- - You are the angriest
- hippie I have ever met.
- 1086
- 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,164
- What is the Archibald anyway?
- 1087
- 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,837
- - It's Australia's
- pre-eminent portrait prize
- 1088
- 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:39,833
- and Harpo's gonna win it.
- 1089
- 00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,631
- - So suck it up and sit still.
- 1090
- 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,179
- - Didier, what is Igishakamba?
- 1091
- 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,548
- - It's a type of casserole
- I think, isn't it?
- 1092
- 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,515
- - No, no, no, it's a dance
- in Burundi.
- 1093
- 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:48,518
- I show you.
- 1094
- 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:50,937
- - Okay.
- 1095
- 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,266
- - Woo!
- - Yeah, mate.
- 1096
- 00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:58,815
- - Hey, hey,
- hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- 1097
- 00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,199
- - My God!
- 1098
- 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:07,948
- - This is the best bit.
- 1099
- 00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:10,989
- - Ooh, School Shoes.
- 1100
- 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:16,336
- - What's this rubbish he's
- got 'em doing?
- 1101
- 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:20,707
- For a bloke who reckons he
- loves trees,
- 1102
- 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:21,708
- he doesn't mind knockin'
- 'em down
- 1103
- 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,585
- to print any of this drivel,
- does he?
- 1104
- 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:25,713
- - Anyway, I've gotta scoot.
- 1105
- 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,180
- So you be good, okay?
- 1106
- 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,517
- See ya.
- 1107
- 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:31,601
- Bye.
- - Bye.
- 1108
- 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,436
- Can you read that somewhere
- else, please?
- 1109
- 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:37,603
- - It's my kitchen.
- 1110
- 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:39,192
- - Possession is 9/10 of the law.
- 1111
- 00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:41,152
- You haven't cooked even
- a slice of toast in here
- 1112
- 00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:44,193
- for the last 25 years, so
- shuffle along.
- 1113
- 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,442
- Get over yourself and go
- to bloody football training
- 1114
- 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,738
- with her, will ya?
- 1115
- 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,032
- The girls from book club
- will be here in 10 minutes.
- 1116
- 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,871
- - A man's not welcome
- in his own footy club,
- 1117
- 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:52,990
- in his own home.
- 1118
- 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,916
- - Your violin needs tuning.
- 1119
- 00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,535
- - Look at you, would ya?
- 1120
- 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:58,332
- Leadin' book club one night
- 1121
- 00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,456
- and Wog dancing the next.
- 1122
- 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:02,884
- What's this?
- 1123
- 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,094
- Vagina Monologues, what's that
- even mean?
- 1124
- 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,054
- - It's a play Angie and I are
- going to.
- 1125
- 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:10,925
- - Look at it will ya,
- there's not a space on it.
- 1126
- 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:13,097
- Are you preparing for when I'm
- not around?
- 1127
- 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:14,766
- - Don't do that.
- 1128
- 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,058
- The Doc gave you the all clear.
- 1129
- 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,181
- Get on with living.
- 1130
- 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,103
- That's what I'm doing.
- 1131
- 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,897
- - Brett's been gone just over
- a year
- 1132
- 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:23,566
- and you're living like
- nothin' happened.
- 1133
- 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,939
- And Angie's worse, carrying on
- with Troy
- 1134
- 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,737
- like her husband never existed.
- 1135
- 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,827
- - Stop it!
- 1136
- 00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:33,205
- Why do you think that this
- is so much harder for you
- 1137
- 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:34,448
- than anybody else?
- 1138
- 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,246
- I ache every time I
- think of him.
- 1139
- 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,928
- - Whoa, look at that action.
- 1140
- 00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:49,842
- Ooh!
- 1141
- 00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:52,216
- Beautiful!
- 1142
- 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:55,640
- Canola bowler
- champion wants more.
- 1143
- 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:56,646
- Lovely.
- 1144
- 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,816
- All right, who's up next?
- 1145
- 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:02,650
- Who's up?
- 1146
- 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,939
- Come on, Neil, your shot.
- 1147
- 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:09,237
- - So in the end, Tou was in
- detention for nearly 10 years.
- 1148
- 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:13,404
- Just before the Ban
- Vanai Refugee Camp closed
- 1149
- 00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:16,122
- Tou's family hid in the
- northern plains of Thailand
- 1150
- 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,292
- fearing they were gonna
- be sent back to Laos.
- 1151
- 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,246
- His father was caught
- and imprisoned.
- 1152
- 00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:27,838
- His mother died
- shortly afterwards,
- 1153
- 00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:31,342
- of malnutrition.
- 1154
- 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,475
- - Take your time, mate.
- 1155
- 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:39,312
- - His aunt and uncle that live
- in the USA
- 1156
- 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,850
- are his only living relatives.
- 1157
- 00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:46,861
- - It's okay, Harpo.
- 1158
- 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:49,991
- Thank you.
- 1159
- 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:56,373
- Good shed talk.
- 1160
- 00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,376
- We do thing now.
- 1161
- 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:04,584
- - Also, Tou's really good at
- doing the fainting goat thing.
- 1162
- 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:18,889
- - Bodgy Creek Foodworks
- 1163
- 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,558
- is the place to be this week.
- 1164
- 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:23,147
- Paloumey an incredible $3.50.
- 1165
- 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:24,186
- White rice...
- 1166
- 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:26,059
- - Yeah, that's pretty cool.
- 1167
- 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:27,902
- Bye, mate, I'll see
- you tomorrow.
- 1168
- 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,316
- Bodgy Creek Foodworks,
- 1169
- 00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:31,406
- where the whole world comes
- to shop
- 1170
- 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,526
- in the middle of nowhere.
- 1171
- 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,653
- - Can you come to the Show
- Us Your Dad/Guardian Day?
- 1172
- 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:36,746
- - Yeah.
- 1173
- 00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:42,413
- - Krystal said you can't
- bring granddads.
- 1174
- 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:47,210
- But I asked Ms. Chadwick
- and she said it's okay.
- 1175
- 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:48,627
- - Yes, mate, I'll come.
- 1176
- 00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:53,386
- - Hey, look, there's Sayyid.
- 1177
- 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:54,596
- We should give him a lift.
- 1178
- 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:59,184
- - He lives next door to you now.
- 1179
- 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,771
- - Why do you hate refugees
- so much?
- 1180
- 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:03,604
- - I don't hate 'em.
- 1181
- 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,690
- They just don't belong here.
- 1182
- 00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:06,934
- - Who does belong here?
- 1183
- 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,355
- - Well, I don't know.
- 1184
- 00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:12,731
- You, your Nana, your mum,
- your dad.
- 1185
- 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:16,364
- We're forgettin' who we are.
- 1186
- 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,953
- Change is, change is no good.
- 1187
- 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:21,824
- - I like change.
- 1188
- 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:25,748
- Krystal just got moved to a
- different work table today
- 1189
- 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:28,747
- and I feel like a new man.
- 1190
- 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:14,588
- - Hello!
- 1191
- 00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:16,336
- This is my family,
- my wife, Fazela,
- 1192
- 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,304
- and my daughter, Sima.
- 1193
- 00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,014
- - Hi!
- - How are you?
- 1194
- 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:22,641
- - Thank you very much.
- 1195
- 00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:23,476
- Please, go inside.
- 1196
- 00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:24,720
- I'll be in in a minute.
- 1197
- 00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:25,730
- Thank you.
- 1198
- 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:49,544
- - So tonight
- 1199
- 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:51,664
- is to Gary Humphreys who will
- move to the senate in the...
- 1200
- 00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:53,711
- - Budgie pooh freezes in
- three seconds.
- 1201
- 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,676
- It's like having a pet
- that craps ice magic.
- 1202
- 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,045
- You've gotta get one.
- 1203
- 00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:03,050
- - You didn't get it?
- 1204
- 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,596
- Nah?
- 1205
- 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:05,764
- - How'd you go on site?
- 1206
- 00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:08,851
- - Well, the current
- output is being diminished
- 1207
- 00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,769
- to a considerable degree by
- the shortfall
- 1208
- 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,483
- in requisite skills that
- would favorably
- 1209
- 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:13,897
- enhance a positive outcome.
- 1210
- 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,237
- - So, shithouse?
- 1211
- 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,651
- - With the exception of Sayyid
- 1212
- 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,615
- this is not a talent pool
- within which
- 1213
- 00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:21,075
- one would expect to drown.
- 1214
- 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,078
- - Volume, Nev.
- 1215
- 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:25,121
- - I've got over a thousand
- signatures, Rebekah.
- 1216
- 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:27,366
- This is a project our
- community does not want.
- 1217
- 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:28,833
- And the whole thing has
- gone ahead
- 1218
- 00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,623
- without community approval.
- 1219
- 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:33,337
- Have you seen the plans for
- the community hub, Rebekah?
- 1220
- 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:35,582
- They may as well be building
- a mosque!
- 1221
- 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,084
- - Bull Barlow there.
- 1222
- 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,132
- So it looks like Carrington
- is up to his old tricks.
- 1223
- 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:43,098
- Notorious for his role in
- closing the Bodgy Creek Mill,
- 1224
- 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,218
- Carrington is once again using
- his fame
- 1225
- 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:49,771
- to divide the very community
- that welcomed him back.
- 1226
- 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:56,144
- - You all right?
- 1227
- 00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:58,522
- - Just realized I wasn't thirsty
- anymore.
- 1228
- 00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:00,533
- - Yeah.
- 1229
- 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,242
- You knew it wasn't gonna
- be easy.
- 1230
- 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,534
- - I'm trying to save
- their footy club, Angie.
- 1231
- 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,371
- Half this town look at me
- 1232
- 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,366
- like I've shat in their
- litter box.
- 1233
- 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:10,412
- - Also not easy.
- 1234
- 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:12,998
- - Gotta start winning games.
- 1235
- 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,135
- - Good chat.
- 1236
- 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:28,636
- - Why do you let me make this
- shit, Carlos and Brigita?
- 1237
- 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,979
- Tastes like a troll shat in
- a rainbow.
- 1238
- 00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:17,684
- ♪ I'd love to have a beer
- with Tou Pou ♪
- 1239
- 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:20,938
- ♪ I'd love to have a beer
- with Tou ♪
- 1240
- 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:24,698
- - Right.
- 1241
- 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,863
- Your opponent gets away
- from you.
- 1242
- 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:28,612
- - What midfielder
- from yonder stoppage breaks.
- 1243
- 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:29,612
- - Good stuff.
- 1244
- 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:31,615
- Harpo, you've cracked the
- shits with the umpire.
- 1245
- 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:32,536
- What do you say?
- 1246
- 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,661
- - Goodly umpire, thine eyes
- deceive thee.
- 1247
- 00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,084
- - Thy judgment is clouded by
- thy kinship to the maggot!
- 1248
- 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:38,955
- - Excellent.
- 1249
- 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:42,334
- - Stoop, Roosters stoop
- and let us bathe our hands
- 1250
- 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:45,637
- in our enemy's blood up to
- the elbows!
- 1251
- 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,635
- - Bit full on.
- 1252
- 00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:51,635
- And by this tongue, thou
- shalt deceive thy foe.
- 1253
- 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:55,013
- So hasten forth and
- return not to this flimsy,
- 1254
- 00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:57,731
- canvas pavilion til thou
- has bested thy enemy!
- 1255
- 00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:04,648
- - The Roosters
- have fought hard today
- 1256
- 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,650
- and are on the verge of a
- very unexpected victory.
- 1257
- 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:07,491
- - You're all right, you're
- all right.
- 1258
- 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:08,494
- School Shoes is gone.
- 1259
- 00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:11,529
- - How long to go?
- 1260
- 00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,656
- - Two minutes.
- 1261
- 00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,917
- - Frog Feet, back on.
- 1262
- 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:23,424
- - Goodly opponent, this night
- hence I did bed thy bride.
- 1263
- 00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:26,090
- And she yay verily went
- off like the clappers.
- 1264
- 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,675
- - Sayyid, Sayyid, Sayyid!
- 1265
- 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,924
- I'm open, I'm open!
- 1266
- 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,260
- - The Roosters have won it.
- 1267
- 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:35,807
- I can't believe it!
- 1268
- 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:37,726
- The crowd is bowling over.
- 1269
- 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:56,165
- ♪ We're from Bodgy Creek ♪
- 1270
- 00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:59,286
- ♪ We are the Roosters,
- and it's flags we seek ♪
- 1271
- 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,788
- ♪ In any weather you will
- see us with a grin, grin ♪
- 1272
- 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,290
- ♪ Rifling through the bin, bin ♪
- 1273
- 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,586
- ♪ We fight and fight and fight
- and fight ♪
- 1274
- 00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:05,879
- ♪ But rarely ever win ♪
- 1275
- 00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:07,843
- ♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪
- 1276
- 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,759
- ♪ We're never beat until
- the final cock has crowed ♪
- 1277
- 00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:11,631
- ♪ Cockadoo ♪
- 1278
- 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:14,305
- ♪ Like the Roosters of old,
- we're fat and we're bald ♪
- 1279
- 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:17,137
- ♪ For we're from Bodgy,
- maroon, blue, and white ♪
- 1280
- 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,015
- ♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪
- 1281
- 00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:25,444
- - All right, boys!
- 1282
- 00:55:25,447 --> 00:55:27,655
- Open bar at the Bottom Pub,
- 1283
- 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:30,321
- beers, wines, and cordials are
- on me.
- 1284
- 00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:32,826
- - Hey, hey, hey!
- 1285
- 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,571
- I prepare this for when we win.
- 1286
- 00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:36,743
- Bodgy Creek song in Arabic.
- 1287
- 00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:43,462
- - Hey, hey!
- 1288
- 00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:44,376
- Oi, oi!
- 1289
- 00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:46,500
- If you don't like singin'
- it in our language,
- 1290
- 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:47,626
- then piss off.
- 1291
- 00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:50,094
- - What is this man's problem?
- 1292
- 00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:52,760
- - Well, you not passin'
- the ball for a start.
- 1293
- 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,509
- - You are black pot
- calling black kettle black.
- 1294
- 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:58,512
- Not handball, not chase,
- not dirty.
- 1295
- 00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:01,852
- - Yeah, let's go, Sultana.
- 1296
- 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,771
- - Oi, oi!
- - Ease up!
- 1297
- 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:05,689
- Ease up, ease up, ease up.
- 1298
- 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,904
- All right, settle down.
- 1299
- 00:56:07,906 --> 00:56:10,364
- Everyone grab your gear,
- head down to the ball's club,
- 1300
- 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,653
- and hit the showers.
- 1301
- 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:12,525
- You're goin' with me, come here.
- 1302
- 00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:13,993
- - This man not need shower.
- 1303
- 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:22,786
- - Fire!
- 1304
- 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,082
- Fire!
- 1305
- 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,089
- I said fire!
- 1306
- 00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:37,134
- - No, no, no, no!
- - Don't do it, Snapper, no!
- 1307
- 00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,062
- - I got Graham!
- 1308
- 00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,168
- - Congrats to the Roosters.
- 1309
- 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:06,879
- Their first win in three years,
- 1310
- 00:57:06,882 --> 00:57:08,839
- though the resulting
- fire somewhat dampened
- 1311
- 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:09,707
- the celebrations.
- 1312
- 00:57:09,718 --> 00:57:11,254
- I understand it's the first
- time one club
- 1313
- 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,594
- has lost two club rooms in
- a season
- 1314
- 00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,840
- since the Mt. Stuart
- sinkhole saga back in '67.
- 1315
- 00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:20,434
- I thought they were
- tiny capsicums.
- 1316
- 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,726
- - I give you an eye bath and
- you will be fine, Porterhouse.
- 1317
- 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:26,603
- - It's smaller than I hoped.
- 1318
- 00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:29,311
- What does it say, Sayyid?
- 1319
- 00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:31,984
- - I like cordial.
- 1320
- 00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:35,324
- - Are you serious?
- 1321
- 00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:36,863
- - Well, if you'd apologized
- like I asked you to
- 1322
- 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:38,953
- I wouldn't have to suspend you.
- 1323
- 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:40,618
- - I'm done, I'm done.
- 1324
- 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:41,865
- And you know what, Troy?
- 1325
- 00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,958
- You can shove your refos up
- your ass.
- 1326
- 00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:51,958
- - Refos up your ass?
- 1327
- 00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:54,962
- That's the worst detention
- center ever.
- 1328
- 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:57,300
- What are you up to tomorrow?
- 1329
- 00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:58,798
- - Not a lot.
- 1330
- 00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,142
- - Well, I reckon it's about time
- 1331
- 00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:03,887
- that you were introduced
- to some canola bowling.
- 1332
- 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:19,944
- Here we go.
- 1333
- 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:23,080
- - They're a bit small.
- 1334
- 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:24,494
- - They're bowling shoes.
- 1335
- 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,367
- They're not supposed to
- be comfortable.
- 1336
- 00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:28,495
- - I'm losing circulation in
- my toes.
- 1337
- 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,962
- - Did you hear that, mate?
- 1338
- 00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:31,797
- I reckon you got him rattled.
- 1339
- 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,336
- He's started making
- excuses already.
- 1340
- 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:35,175
- - He's got a right to be afraid.
- 1341
- 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,673
- Canola bowler champion,
- three years running.
- 1342
- 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,759
- Count 'em and weep, Carrington.
- 1343
- 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:43,805
- - Ooh.
- 1344
- 00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:45,929
- - Yeah, I'm just hearin'
- this, Barlow.
- 1345
- 00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,931
- How about you walk the walk?
- 1346
- 00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:49,461
- - Go and show him how it's
- done, champ.
- 1347
- 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:56,697
- Ooh!
- 1348
- 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:57,941
- Yes!
- 1349
- 00:58:57,951 --> 00:58:58,951
- Boom!
- 1350
- 00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:04,030
- - Yeah, you got lucky, Barlow.
- 1351
- 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,954
- If it hadn't that rock, it'd
- would've been a gutter ball.
- 1352
- 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,701
- - Yeah, enough
- trash talking, Tiny Shoes.
- 1353
- 00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:10,795
- How about you have a bowl?
- 1354
- 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:15,958
- - All right.
- 1355
- 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:18,302
- - Come on, Carrots,
- let's see what you got.
- 1356
- 00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:22,719
- - Sou'easter.
- 1357
- 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,899
- Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
- 1358
- 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:33,861
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey?
- 1359
- 00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:36,980
- - Whatever.
- - Look at that.
- 1360
- 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:37,990
- - I'll get it.
- 1361
- 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:46,740
- - He, he hasn't wanted to
- play this since the accident.
- 1362
- 00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:57,000
- He bloody loves you.
- 1363
- 00:59:57,010 --> 01:00:00,299
- - Nah, he's just got a thing
- for hermits.
- 1364
- 01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:01,887
- - Yeah, I don't mind 'em myself.
- 1365
- 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:05,466
- - Well, any response to that
- 1366
- 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:07,389
- might impact on my status as
- a hermit.
- 1367
- 01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:10,388
- - Found it!
- 1368
- 01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:19,898
- - Time to switch to the footy.
- 1369
- 01:00:19,908 --> 01:00:20,739
- - Hang on a second.
- 1370
- 01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:21,858
- - Now, mate.
- 1371
- 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,609
- You've watched that clip too
- much anyway.
- 1372
- 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,077
- - I filmed this yesterday.
- 1373
- 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,032
- - Yeah!
- 1374
- 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,463
- - Where is she?
- 1375
- 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,211
- - Who?
- - Don't you bullshit me.
- 1376
- 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,882
- - If by she you mean
- Angie, she's not here.
- 1377
- 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,178
- - You keep away from her.
- 1378
- 01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:49,973
- I seen you playing canola
- bowl, you thievin' bastard.
- 1379
- 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,768
- That's my son's wife and my
- son's kid.
- 1380
- 01:00:52,774 --> 01:00:54,766
- No, it's just not right.
- 1381
- 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:57,268
- You replacin' him like
- he, like he never existed.
- 1382
- 01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:58,941
- - I'm not tryin' to
- replace anyone.
- 1383
- 01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:01,860
- - You're a pot stirrer,
- Carrington, you always have been.
- 1384
- 01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:02,823
- - I can't imagine what
- if would have been like
- 1385
- 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:03,942
- to lose Brett, but...
- 1386
- 01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:05,321
- - No, you bloody can't!
- 1387
- 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:06,819
- So I'll say it once again.
- 1388
- 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:07,946
- You keep away from her.
- 1389
- 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:11,540
- And you know what?
- 1390
- 01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:12,659
- Your old man would tell you
- 1391
- 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,126
- to do exactly the same thing.
- 1392
- 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:17,088
- What the hell are
- you doing to this place?
- 1393
- 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:18,797
- - I'm making a living out of it.
- 1394
- 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,382
- I reckon he would have
- been all right with that.
- 1395
- 01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:21,385
- - Ooh, yeah.
- 1396
- 01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:23,669
- - And he would've been happy
- 1397
- 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,670
- that I was trying to save the
- footy club
- 1398
- 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,092
- that you ran into the ground.
- 1399
- 01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:30,227
- - You!
- 1400
- 01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:34,315
- - Bull!
- - Ooh!
- 1401
- 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:36,231
- - Bull?
- 1402
- 01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:37,315
- Bull!
- 1403
- 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:47,450
- - He's gonna be fine.
- 1404
- 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,408
- - What was it?
- 1405
- 01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:53,408
- - A combination of meds,
- low blood pressure, stress.
- 1406
- 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:56,870
- He just needs to look after
- himself.
- 1407
- 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:57,880
- - Righto.
- 1408
- 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,424
- - He said, he said to say thanks
- 1409
- 01:02:01,426 --> 01:02:04,419
- for taking care of him,
- despite what was said.
- 1410
- 01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:07,004
- - Yeah, no drama.
- 1411
- 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:11,055
- - So, what was said?
- 1412
- 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,973
- - We had some conflicting
- points of view.
- 1413
- 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:13,890
- - On?
- 1414
- 01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:16,890
- - On, well, my old man,
- biodynamic farming, and...
- 1415
- 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,520
- - And?
- 1416
- 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:25,773
- - He was fairly clear that
- us spending any time together
- 1417
- 01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,241
- wasn't his preferred outcome.
- 1418
- 01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:36,784
- And what's your
- preferred outcome?
- 1419
- 01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:37,795
- - Not his.
- 1420
- 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:41,757
- Good.
- 1421
- 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:48,255
- Well, I better get back to
- the old bastard.
- 1422
- 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:57,764
- - Right, well,
- let's all thank Mr. Carter.
- 1423
- 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,234
- - Thank you, Mr.
- Carter.
- 1424
- 01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:03,193
- - Does anyone think they
- might want
- 1425
- 01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:05,028
- to work in an abattoir?
- 1426
- 01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,358
- So, let's have Mr...
- 1427
- 01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:10,576
- - I'll, I'll go next.
- 1428
- 01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:12,194
- So it's all right.
- 1429
- 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,571
- I've got undies on.
- 1430
- 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:16,369
- I just, see, a friend hid
- my clothes
- 1431
- 01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:18,584
- otherwise I would have changed.
- 1432
- 01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:20,953
- Right, so, um,
- 1433
- 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:24,457
- I'm Bull, and yous can call
- me Bull.
- 1434
- 01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,333
- - Is that your real name?
- 1435
- 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,755
- - No, no.
- 1436
- 01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:28,846
- - Then what is it?
- 1437
- 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,256
- - Gabriel.
- 1438
- 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,224
- Anyway, I'm lived here for a
- long time
- 1439
- 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:36,685
- so, any questions?
- 1440
- 01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:39,226
- - You're not Neil's dad.
- 1441
- 01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:42,225
- - No, I'm his granddad.
- - Where's his dad?
- 1442
- 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:45,228
- - Krystal, let's give some
- of the other kids a turn.
- 1443
- 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:47,525
- - No, no, no, it's all right.
- 1444
- 01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:51,074
- Well, Neil's dad, he,
- 1445
- 01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:55,322
- he couldn't be here because
- he's had an accident
- 1446
- 01:03:58,251 --> 01:04:01,244
- a year ago, on his motorbike.
- 1447
- 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:02,838
- And, um,
- 1448
- 01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:07,083
- so I'm here instead.
- 1449
- 01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:11,263
- For Neil.
- 1450
- 01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:17,010
- Um, Ms. Chadwick, it's a
- bit harder than I thought.
- 1451
- 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:20,689
- - Mr. Bull.
- 1452
- 01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:26,569
- Losing son and father is very
- bad thing.
- 1453
- 01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:31,153
- My father was murdered in
- front of me and brother,
- 1454
- 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,201
- which makes me very sad.
- 1455
- 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,329
- A long time I cannot think.
- 1456
- 01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:40,325
- I'm always angry, even
- at the small things.
- 1457
- 01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:45,288
- Then I knew I must find
- safe home
- 1458
- 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:48,757
- for wife, Fazela, and daughter,
- Sima, away from civil war.
- 1459
- 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,883
- A long time I must wait in hot
- shit place.
- 1460
- 01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:56,595
- Sorry, Ms. Chadwick, I should
- not say shit in school.
- 1461
- 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:03,146
- I'm sorry you lose your
- son, Gabriel.
- 1462
- 01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:04,685
- - İt's Bull.
- 1463
- 01:05:05,693 --> 01:05:07,685
- - I cannot call you Gabriel?
- 1464
- 01:05:07,695 --> 01:05:09,311
- This is beautiful name.
- 1465
- 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:10,608
- Your mother give you this name.
- 1466
- 01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:13,904
- Why you want to be
- called man cow?
- 1467
- 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:24,043
- - Famous root, Enya.
- - Enya?
- 1468
- 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:25,911
- - Yeah, while her
- music's playing.
- 1469
- 01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:29,081
- - Don't diss the
- Celtic priestess.
- 1470
- 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:30,924
- And yours?
- 1471
- 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,213
- - No, I'm not gonna say
- what mine...
- 1472
- 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:33,051
- - Come on.
- - No!
- 1473
- 01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:34,090
- - I told you mine.
- - It's embarrassing.
- 1474
- 01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:35,463
- - That's all right.
- - It's Captain Von Trapp.
- 1475
- 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:37,760
- - Ooh, that's weird.
- 1476
- 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,679
- You'd end up with six
- extra kids.
- 1477
- 01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:40,517
- - No, you're over thinking this.
- 1478
- 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,352
- This is famous root, not
- famous marry.
- 1479
- 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,223
- - I don't believe in
- coitus out of wedlock, so...
- 1480
- 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:47,484
- - That's a shame.
- 1481
- 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:54,948
- What?
- 1482
- 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,613
- What is it?
- - Nothing.
- 1483
- 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,450
- - No, what is it?
- 1484
- 01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:58,695
- There's something wrong.
- 1485
- 01:05:58,705 --> 01:05:59,661
- Is it, is it Bull?
- 1486
- 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:00,700
- - And the rest.
- 1487
- 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:02,823
- I don't wanna give this town
- 1488
- 01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:04,200
- anymore reasons to hate me.
- 1489
- 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:08,379
- - I just, I just held
- your hand, you dickhead.
- 1490
- 01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:09,622
- Or does that mean
- we're betrothed
- 1491
- 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,965
- in your archaic views
- on courting?
- 1492
- 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,379
- - Indeed it does.
- 1493
- 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:21,142
- - Living in a small
- town surrounded
- 1494
- 01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:22,555
- by your dead husband's mates
- 1495
- 01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:24,554
- is a particular brand of lonely.
- 1496
- 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:29,145
- When they're sober, they
- don't know what to say
- 1497
- 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:31,269
- and when they're drunk, well,
- 1498
- 01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:33,692
- they wanna do more than hold
- your hand.
- 1499
- 01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:36,691
- - That must make you
- miss him all the more.
- 1500
- 01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:38,452
- - Yeah, it does.
- 1501
- 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:40,329
- So much.
- 1502
- 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:45,407
- But that doesn't mean I
- just give up.
- 1503
- 01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,410
- Anyone who still hates
- you is a bloody idiot.
- 1504
- 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,412
- I mean, look what you have done.
- 1505
- 01:06:49,422 --> 01:06:50,422
- It's amazing.
- 1506
- 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:53,425
- You're amazing.
- 1507
- 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,715
- If I had walked in here tonight
- 1508
- 01:06:57,722 --> 01:07:00,305
- and found that you were
- curing a bunch of lepers,
- 1509
- 01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:03,051
- I would have just shrugged
- and gone, yeah, I figured.
- 1510
- 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:05,303
- - I would never expose
- you to that kind of risk.
- 1511
- 01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:07,851
- Got the whole colony locked in
- the shed.
- 1512
- 01:07:11,319 --> 01:07:12,435
- - No.
- 1513
- 01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:13,276
- - What?
- 1514
- 01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,279
- - My God.
- 1515
- 01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:20,283
- You've got a black spot.
- 1516
- 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:22,198
- It's the first symptom.
- 1517
- 01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,787
- - Ooh, that's disappointing.
- 1518
- 01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:25,156
- - Yeah.
- 1519
- 01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,166
- I could,
- 1520
- 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,079
- I could kiss it off.
- 1521
- 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:33,046
- - That's an unorthodox
- course of treatment.
- 1522
- 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,836
- Could be worth a try.
- 1523
- 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:39,386
- - Hey guys.
- 1524
- 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:41,176
- - Hey, Snaps.
- 1525
- 01:07:41,182 --> 01:07:43,515
- This is, um, standard leprosy
- treatment.
- 1526
- 01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:44,349
- - Fair enough.
- 1527
- 01:07:44,352 --> 01:07:45,217
- Sorry, Troy, I just
- needed to show you this.
- 1528
- 01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:46,594
- I crushed up some
- quandong berries
- 1529
- 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:48,766
- and mixed it with your wine,
- and look,
- 1530
- 01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:50,480
- organic nail polish remover!
- 1531
- 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,475
- One coat and it was gone.
- 1532
- 01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:54,898
- - Does it also make blokes
- that lob up uninvited
- 1533
- 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:55,988
- disappear?
- 1534
- 01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:59,072
- - Sorry, I just need to grab
- some flagons
- 1535
- 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,362
- straight out of your fermentor.
- 1536
- 01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:02,369
- - Go for your life.
- 1537
- 01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:18,842
- ♪ I remember when I was a lad ♪
- 1538
- 01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:22,259
- ♪ Kickin' a footy around
- my backyard ♪
- 1539
- 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:25,679
- ♪ Me and the cousins, we
- tried to kick a goal ♪
- 1540
- 01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:32,890
- ♪ What a time we had ♪
- 1541
- 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:35,108
- - Cold, cold, cold!
- 1542
- 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,899
- ♪ I said we played with heart ♪
- 1543
- 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,152
- ♪ We played with our
- heart and soul ♪
- 1544
- 01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:46,404
- ♪ It's the best game in
- the world for young old ♪
- 1545
- 01:08:51,002 --> 01:08:53,995
- ♪ It's my football team,
- football team ♪
- 1546
- 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,707
- ♪ Yeah, my football team ♪
- 1547
- 01:08:57,717 --> 01:09:00,710
- - Go Roosters!
- 1548
- 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:02,419
- - Go on.
- 1549
- 01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:05,548
- As we practiced, you wait
- for Tou's signal, okay?
- 1550
- 01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:08,016
- You do the thing, Porterhouse
- will come up the guts,
- 1551
- 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,726
- Goober will drill ya.
- 1552
- 01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:11,015
- All right, let's go.
- 1553
- 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:17,769
- Good stuff, Porterhouse.
- 1554
- 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:23,157
- ♪ Me and my football team,
- football team ♪
- 1555
- 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:26,944
- ♪ Yeah, my football,
- football team ♪
- 1556
- 01:09:28,456 --> 01:09:30,448
- ♪ Foul puttin' and a-playin' ♪
- 1557
- 01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:32,916
- ♪ Tryin' to put him off
- his game ♪
- 1558
- 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:38,164
- ♪ For my football team,
- football team ♪
- 1559
- 01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:42,460
- ♪ Yeah, my football team ♪
- 1560
- 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:45,963
- ♪ It's the color of
- your jumper ♪
- 1561
- 01:09:45,973 --> 01:09:48,465
- ♪ Not the color of your skin ♪
- 1562
- 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:53,020
- ♪ Yeah, it's the color of
- your jumper ♪
- 1563
- 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:56,766
- ♪ Not the color of your skin ♪
- 1564
- 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:05,233
- - Forwards Plato, German
- Measles, and Tolstoy Rucks.
- 1565
- 01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:11,488
- Porterhouse?
- 1566
- 01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:12,660
- - Well done.
- 1567
- 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:13,667
- - Sorry, Troy.
- 1568
- 01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:19,834
- - Harpo, Carpet
- Burn, Sayyid, interchange.
- 1569
- 01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:23,209
- Anpu, Suresh, School
- Shoes, and Iraqi Kevin,
- 1570
- 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,926
- emergency snapper.
- 1571
- 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,386
- Good luck.
- 1572
- 01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:29,223
- - Yeah, and you guys,
- whoever's takin' the bus
- 1573
- 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,512
- we're leavin' the pub at 11
- o'clock sharp.
- 1574
- 01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:32,350
- So don't be late.
- 1575
- 01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:33,560
- - What are you doing?
- - What?
- 1576
- 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,225
- - Why isn't Snapper playing?
- 1577
- 01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:36,938
- - It's the semi-final.
- 1578
- 01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:39,232
- We have to beat the best
- team, he knows that.
- 1579
- 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,692
- - Does he?
- 1580
- 01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:42,482
- I think you might have
- to explain it to him.
- 1581
- 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,946
- Picking Carpet Burn ahead
- of Snapper
- 1582
- 01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:47,236
- goes against everything
- you've been trying to do here.
- 1583
- 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:47,983
- - Come on, Angie.
- 1584
- 01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:49,656
- We're that close now.
- 1585
- 01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:50,662
- - Close to what?
- 1586
- 01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:53,913
- Look.
- 1587
- 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,124
- Look at all this, this team.
- 1588
- 01:10:57,545 --> 01:10:58,661
- That's your victory.
- 1589
- 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,262
- Snapper.
- 1590
- 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:23,731
- - Boys, boys!
- 1591
- 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:26,981
- You can start paintin' the
- premiership plank, boys.
- 1592
- 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,698
- The beers are on me!
- 1593
- 01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:32,698
- - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- 1594
- 01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:34,742
- Don't go too hard,
- 1595
- 01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:36,991
- 'cause you got a premiership
- to win next week!
- 1596
- 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:39,626
- - Hey, hey!
- 1597
- 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:42,417
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
- hey, hey!
- 1598
- 01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:44,715
- Who is the best player today,
- Sayyid?
- 1599
- 01:11:44,717 --> 01:11:46,629
- This is a very hard question.
- 1600
- 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:48,298
- It was me, of course!
- 1601
- 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:50,762
- - Oi, oi!
- 1602
- 01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:51,846
- Nope, I kicked four goals.
- 1603
- 01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:54,466
- I think we all know Carpets was
- B-O-G!
- 1604
- 01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:55,308
- Hey!
- 1605
- 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,142
- Come on.
- 1606
- 01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:57,261
- We're in the Grannie, boys.
- 1607
- 01:11:57,355 --> 01:11:58,937
- We're in the Grannie, let's
- drink to it!
- 1608
- 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:02,061
- Come on, mate, have a beer.
- 1609
- 01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:02,899
- Come on, we won.
- - No, thank you.
- 1610
- 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:03,733
- - Come on, have a beer.
- 1611
- 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:06,069
- - No, thank you.
- - Scull, scull, scull, scull...
- 1612
- 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:08,490
- - No!
- - Scull, scull.
- 1613
- 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,325
- - Knock it off, Carpets.
- 1614
- 01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:14,740
- - Come on
- down to the Bodgy Creek
- 1615
- 01:12:14,747 --> 01:12:17,740
- Bowling Club Open Day this
- Sunday.
- 1616
- 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,491
- There'll be barefoot bowls
- for prospective members
- 1617
- 01:12:19,502 --> 01:12:21,835
- and we'll be raffling
- the biggest meat tray
- 1618
- 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,329
- in the southern hemisphere.
- 1619
- 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,956
- And entertainment will
- be provided by new local,
- 1620
- 01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:28,084
- Tou Pou, who will play the
- traditional Hmong flute...
- 1621
- 01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:29,335
- - Oi, Sayyid!
- 1622
- 01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:32,133
- Save some energy for the
- Final, mate.
- 1623
- 01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:33,471
- - Can you please?
- 1624
- 01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:35,390
- I must go Ms. Angie office.
- 1625
- 01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:37,180
- I must get Visa for
- brother, Ammad, and mother.
- 1626
- 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,473
- Not safe.
- - Get in, get in.
- 1627
- 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:54,780
- - Hello, you have called Sayyid.
- 1628
- 01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:57,530
- Please leave a message and
- I will try to call you back.
- 1629
- 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:08,256
- - Fran, is Sayyid in?
- 1630
- 01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:10,963
- - Yeah, he is, love, but -
- 1631
- 01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:13,087
- - He didn't come to
- training, of all weeks.
- 1632
- 01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:15,889
- - You haven't heard, love.
- 1633
- 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:16,892
- - Heard what?
- 1634
- 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,806
- - Sayyid's brother, Ammad.
- 1635
- 01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:23,555
- There was a raid in Alleppo.
- 1636
- 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:26,517
- He was shot and killed.
- 1637
- 01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:28,018
- - No.
- 1638
- 01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:29,029
- No.
- 1639
- 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:31,740
- His mum?
- 1640
- 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:33,742
- - She wasn't hurt.
- 1641
- 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:36,409
- Angie's been on the
- blower all night
- 1642
- 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:37,823
- trying to fast-track a visa.
- 1643
- 01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:40,742
- - Should I go in?
- 1644
- 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,582
- - They've only just gone to
- sleep, love.
- 1645
- 01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:47,172
- - Thanks.
- 1646
- 01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:53,419
- ♪ I am your true shepherd ♪
- 1647
- 01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:57,465
- ♪ I will lead you there ♪
- 1648
- 01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:01,594
- ♪ Beside still waters ♪
- 1649
- 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:06,766
- ♪ Come and meet me in
- the middle of the air ♪
- 1650
- 01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:12,730
- ♪ I will meet you in
- the middle of the air ♪
- 1651
- 01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:20,112
- ♪ I will lay you down in
- pastures green and fair ♪
- 1652
- 01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:30,164
- ♪ Every soul shall be restored ♪
- 1653
- 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,462
- ♪ I will meet them in
- the middle of the air ♪
- 1654
- 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,468
- ♪ Come and meet me in
- the middle of the air ♪
- 1655
- 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:49,475
- ♪ Through the lonesome valley ♪
- 1656
- 01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:54,605
- ♪ My rod and staff you'll bear ♪
- 1657
- 01:14:56,826 --> 01:14:59,819
- ♪ Fear not death's dark shadow ♪
- 1658
- 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,741
- ♪ I will meet you in
- the middle of the air ♪
- 1659
- 01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:12,123
- ♪ Come and meet me in
- the middle of the air ♪
- 1660
- 01:15:14,385 --> 01:15:16,092
- - Does your mum know you're
- here?
- 1661
- 01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:18,052
- - She's at the theater.
- 1662
- 01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:19,671
- What's a monologue?
- 1663
- 01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:20,672
- - It's when an actor in a play
- 1664
- 01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:22,265
- does a speech on their own.
- 1665
- 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,977
- - Then I think I need
- you to re-explain to me
- 1666
- 01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:27,937
- what a vagina is.
- 1667
- 01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:29,181
- What are you making?
- 1668
- 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:32,559
- - I'll show you
- later, when it's finished.
- 1669
- 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,032
- You can film me if you want.
- 1670
- 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:40,367
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1671
- 01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:56,667
- - Interview 28 with Troy
- Carrington.
- 1672
- 01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:59,715
- Why did you pick Carpet
- Burn instead of Snapper?
- 1673
- 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,054
- - He's a good player.
- 1674
- 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,844
- - He's also a dickhead.
- 1675
- 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:05,968
- - He apologized for the way
- he acted.
- 1676
- 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:07,685
- - Krystal said she was sorry,
- 1677
- 01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:10,852
- and flushed my sun hat in
- the toilet the next day.
- 1678
- 01:16:10,858 --> 01:16:11,858
- She's a dickhead.
- 1679
- 01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:14,226
- - I see your point.
- 1680
- 01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:20,699
- - Do you reckon it would
- have hurt?
- 1681
- 01:16:20,701 --> 01:16:22,283
- - What, mate?
- 1682
- 01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:23,868
- - Sayyid's brother gettin' shot.
- 1683
- 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,415
- Yeah, probably.
- 1684
- 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,249
- At first.
- 1685
- 01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:32,619
- But sometimes it can happen
- so fast that
- 1686
- 01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:35,998
- you might only feel it for
- a second.
- 1687
- 01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:39,043
- - And then they die?
- 1688
- 01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:40,134
- - Yeah, mate.
- 1689
- 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:47,434
- - They reckon my dad
- died instantly.
- 1690
- 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:50,224
- So he wouldn't have felt
- anything, right?
- 1691
- 01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:51,231
- - I'd say.
- 1692
- 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,768
- - Did your mum die instantly?
- 1693
- 01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:59,275
- - She went the
- best way, in her sleep.
- 1694
- 01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:03,195
- I took in her a peppermint
- tea and she wouldn't wake up.
- 1695
- 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,028
- - Do you miss her?
- 1696
- 01:17:07,039 --> 01:17:08,496
- - You never stop missing them.
- 1697
- 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:14,878
- - I don't want my mum to
- die instantly,
- 1698
- 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,623
- or even in slow motion.
- 1699
- 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:18,669
- - Neither do I.
- 1700
- 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,968
- - I don't want
- you to die second most.
- 1701
- 01:17:22,930 --> 01:17:23,930
- - Thanks.
- 1702
- 01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:28,926
- - Used to be Nana and
- Grandaddy equal second.
- 1703
- 01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:29,936
- Now they're equal third.
- 1704
- 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:33,934
- Who's your top three?
- 1705
- 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:39,065
- I don't mind being second
- if mum's number one.
- 1706
- 01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:42,113
- - That sounds fair.
- 1707
- 01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:13,428
- - He was keeping me alive.
- 1708
- 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:16,313
- Everyday I miss wife, I
- miss daughter.
- 1709
- 01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:18,684
- I am sad, I am angry.
- 1710
- 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,686
- Everyday Ammad would tell me,
- 1711
- 01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:23,734
- Sayyid be strong, one day we be
- free, yes?
- 1712
- 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:27,442
- Then when government man come
- and say
- 1713
- 01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:29,820
- Sayyid, Ammad, you are not
- real refugees.
- 1714
- 01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:31,116
- Not real?
- 1715
- 01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:32,864
- How can he say this?
- 1716
- 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,036
- So I tell this stupid man,
- 1717
- 01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:36,285
- Assad government troops kill
- my father
- 1718
- 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,708
- because they say we are rebels!
- 1719
- 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:41,331
- If we go home, terrorists will
- kill us.
- 1720
- 01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:44,335
- Chemical weapons will kill
- us, bombs will kill us!
- 1721
- 01:18:45,512 --> 01:18:48,129
- But Ammad, he is quiet.
- 1722
- 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:54,511
- Then he say, Sayyid, I
- have enough, I go home.
- 1723
- 01:18:58,317 --> 01:19:00,354
- I was so angry, I say nothing.
- 1724
- 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:03,236
- But they take him at night.
- 1725
- 01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:08,446
- I did not get to say goodbye
- to my brother.
- 1726
- 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,740
- I make snot bubble like baby.
- 1727
- 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,750
- - Get him a tissue.
- 1728
- 01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:23,339
- - 100% linen?
- 1729
- 01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:24,378
- Sayyid not animal.
- 1730
- 01:19:24,385 --> 01:19:26,627
- Gabriel get Sayyid a tissue!
- 1731
- 01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:29,389
- - Thank you.
- 1732
- 01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:37,937
- I still play Grand Final.
- 1733
- 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:38,940
- - No, mate.
- 1734
- 01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:40,900
- It's just a game.
- 1735
- 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:44,315
- - But you will lose if Sayyid
- not play.
- 1736
- 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:45,778
- - Probably.
- 1737
- 01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,072
- - I miss my brother.
- 1738
- 01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,079
- - I know you do.
- 1739
- 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,082
- I know you do, mate.
- 1740
- 01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:09,048
- - Hello.
- 1741
- 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:10,795
- It's the dickhead who canceled
- training
- 1742
- 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,048
- on Grand Final week.
- 1743
- 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,549
- - It's the right thing to do.
- 1744
- 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,677
- - Yeah, whatever you say,
- coach of the year.
- 1745
- 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,223
- - You're not playing.
- 1746
- 01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:19,095
- - What?
- 1747
- 01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:20,096
- Yeah right.
- 1748
- 01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:21,473
- - Thought I'd let you know
- before we put the teams
- 1749
- 01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:23,190
- in the bakery window.
- 1750
- 01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:24,813
- - Well, you are joking.
- 1751
- 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:25,651
- - I'm not.
- 1752
- 01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:26,940
- - Explain to me why you would
- drop
- 1753
- 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:30,065
- the Best and Fairest winner
- of the last two years.
- 1754
- 01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:32,237
- - Sometimes the fairest
- bit gets overlooked.
- 1755
- 01:20:34,955 --> 01:20:35,955
- - Troy.
- 1756
- 01:20:40,377 --> 01:20:41,377
- Fuck!
- 1757
- 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,704
- - Mate, I need to apologize.
- 1758
- 01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:45,671
- - What for?
- 1759
- 01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:47,290
- - You should have played last
- weekend.
- 1760
- 01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:48,508
- - Nah, that's, that's all right.
- 1761
- 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,001
- - No, it's not.
- 1762
- 01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:51,093
- You're the one who's backed this
- 1763
- 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:53,258
- since I turned up to the
- first training session
- 1764
- 01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:55,257
- with mime footballs.
- 1765
- 01:20:55,267 --> 01:20:56,508
- - I'm pretty good at mime footy.
- 1766
- 01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:58,225
- - There's none better.
- 1767
- 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:03,269
- - I was gonna tell you about
- this before, with Sayyid.
- 1768
- 01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:04,891
- I didn't wanna...
- - Tell me what?
- 1769
- 01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:05,733
- - My God.
- 1770
- 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:06,852
- Come in, dome in, come in.
- 1771
- 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:08,863
- Guys.
- 1772
- 01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:12,698
- Look, I knew it worked.
- 1773
- 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,033
- I just, I couldn't work out why
- 1774
- 01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:16,278
- and then I told Didier about the
- alpacas
- 1775
- 01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:19,622
- spitting in the wine
- vats, and then, boing!
- 1776
- 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,491
- And it's not even just
- nail polish remover.
- 1777
- 01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:23,038
- - Yes, I tweak the formula
- 1778
- 01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:24,877
- and also made a wallpaper
- remover.
- 1779
- 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,997
- - It works as radiator coolant
- too.
- 1780
- 01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:29,294
- - Insect repellent not work.
- 1781
- 01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:32,544
- - We're gonna call it Cleano
- Noir.
- 1782
- 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:34,716
- Yes, no, yes?
- 1783
- 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:37,177
- - I like it.
- 1784
- 01:21:37,184 --> 01:21:38,595
- - I set up the online shop.
- 1785
- 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:40,218
- The pre-orders are overwhelming.
- 1786
- 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,562
- - Every cent goes to Sayyid.
- 1787
- 01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:45,432
- And Tou's malaria shots.
- 1788
- 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,696
- - It's the
- Rooster's first Grand Final
- 1789
- 01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:55,692
- since 1994 and the crowds are
- pouring into the Cougar cage.
- 1790
- 01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:58,157
- It's going off like a forgotten
- hot dog
- 1791
- 01:21:58,163 --> 01:21:59,779
- in a thermos here today.
- 1792
- 01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:01,656
- And if the Roosters can
- pull off this upset,
- 1793
- 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:02,703
- well, I'm not a drinking man,
- 1794
- 01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:04,200
- but I'll be asking Neville
- 1795
- 01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:06,043
- for a lemon lime and double
- bitters.
- 1796
- 01:22:20,102 --> 01:22:22,640
- - When the guards ask me
- to play football on Nauru,
- 1797
- 01:22:23,981 --> 01:22:26,268
- I tell them that Ammad should
- play,
- 1798
- 01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:29,484
- and they say no, he is
- small like horse jockey.
- 1799
- 01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:36,108
- I don't want to leave
- him but he say to me,
- 1800
- 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:39,282
- "No, Sayyid, play the game for
- me."
- 1801
- 01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:44,950
- Today, I play the game
- for my brother Ammad.
- 1802
- 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:47,251
- - Armad!
- 1803
- 01:22:47,254 --> 01:22:48,370
- - Not Armad!
- 1804
- 01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:49,712
- You speak shit Arabic.
- 1805
- 01:22:54,428 --> 01:22:55,384
- - Give the man some space.
- 1806
- 01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:57,219
- Go and get changed.
- 1807
- 01:22:57,222 --> 01:22:58,258
- Grab a possie.
- 1808
- 01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:02,101
- Snapper.
- 1809
- 01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,389
- Where's Didier from?
- 1810
- 01:23:04,396 --> 01:23:05,432
- - Bujumbura, Burindi.
- 1811
- 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,600
- - Harpo, what's Tou's phobia?
- 1812
- 01:23:10,611 --> 01:23:11,611
- - Balloons popping.
- 1813
- 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:18,608
- - Didier, what nickname does
- Suresh give his genitals?
- 1814
- 01:23:18,619 --> 01:23:19,735
- - The gentlemen below.
- 1815
- 01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:22,283
- - True.
- 1816
- 01:23:22,289 --> 01:23:24,281
- - For a while, I forgot how much
- 1817
- 01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:25,452
- you blokes look out for each
- other,
- 1818
- 01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:28,167
- and I don't mean out there on
- the field.
- 1819
- 01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:29,170
- Goober.
- 1820
- 01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:32,664
- This bloke, he drove Tou to
- Canberra
- 1821
- 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:35,007
- to help sort out his visa
- issues.
- 1822
- 01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:40,672
- Snapper paid for Did's
- chemistry accreditation.
- 1823
- 01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:44,350
- And last night under the pump,
- 1824
- 01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,686
- this bloke, Porterhouse,
- organized meals
- 1825
- 01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:48,179
- for Sayyid's family.
- 1826
- 01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:49,476
- - Well done!
- 1827
- 01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:52,809
- - But you don't go on about it.
- 1828
- 01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:56,779
- Who knows himself a
- braggart, let him fear this,
- 1829
- 01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:58,899
- for it shall come to
- pass that every braggart
- 1830
- 01:23:58,909 --> 01:24:00,821
- shall be found an ass.
- 1831
- 01:24:00,827 --> 01:24:02,284
- - All's Well That Ends Well, Act
- Four.
- 1832
- 01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:04,028
- - Bang on the money, Harps.
- 1833
- 01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:07,786
- I lost sight of that,
- 1834
- 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,044
- and I'm so sorry.
- 1835
- 01:24:12,589 --> 01:24:14,831
- But today we take it to the next
- level.
- 1836
- 01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:18,084
- Today we get to know the
- Hudson's Flat blokes inside out.
- 1837
- 01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,221
- Now I want you to spend the
- first quarter
- 1838
- 01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:25,217
- getting to know everything
- you can about your opponent.
- 1839
- 01:24:25,227 --> 01:24:26,343
- They may wear a different jumper
- 1840
- 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,720
- but doesn't mean we have to hate
- 'em.
- 1841
- 01:24:28,730 --> 01:24:30,517
- - I know you don't wanna
- hear this, but,
- 1842
- 01:24:30,524 --> 01:24:33,733
- it is the Cougars and I
- genuinely do hate them.
- 1843
- 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,231
- - Fair point.
- 1844
- 01:24:36,238 --> 01:24:38,946
- Goober, you've spent all
- year getting to know people
- 1845
- 01:24:38,949 --> 01:24:39,735
- from all around the world.
- 1846
- 01:24:39,825 --> 01:24:42,238
- These blokes live 23 kilometers
- away.
- 1847
- 01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:43,405
- They breathe the same air.
- 1848
- 01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:44,869
- They drink the same water.
- 1849
- 01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:47,079
- They've got the same
- dickhead local member.
- 1850
- 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:51,618
- Microscopically speaking,
- we're gonna improve the world
- 1851
- 01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:53,085
- for maybe 100 minutes.
- 1852
- 01:24:54,715 --> 01:24:56,752
- Bonus if we put 'em off their
- game.
- 1853
- 01:24:57,801 --> 01:24:58,917
- - Righto.
- 1854
- 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:00,964
- Ruffy, okay, he's on the paleo
- diet.
- 1855
- 01:25:00,971 --> 01:25:02,507
- Talks about nothing else
- apparently.
- 1856
- 01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,380
- - You get Boof talking
- about racing pigeons,
- 1857
- 01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,632
- you will not shut him up.
- 1858
- 01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,099
- - Yeah, he may look neanderthal
- 1859
- 01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:08,968
- but the man keeps an immaculate
- aviary.
- 1860
- 01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:12,268
- - Actually, he's very
- sensitive about being adopted,
- 1861
- 01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:14,266
- so tread lightly.
- 1862
- 01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:15,608
- - Yeah.
- - Good to know.
- 1863
- 01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:18,732
- Hibbert, very keen to
- give musical theater a go.
- 1864
- 01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:20,776
- - Yeah, light opera in
- particular.
- 1865
- 01:25:20,782 --> 01:25:21,772
- Yeah, okay.
- 1866
- 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:24,116
- And Ponko, now either he has
- worms
- 1867
- 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:27,237
- or he has the hots for the
- Hudson flat chemist nurse.
- 1868
- 01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:29,239
- He was in there three times
- yesterday.
- 1869
- 01:25:29,249 --> 01:25:31,457
- - If it is worms, he
- should take Praziquental.
- 1870
- 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:32,460
- - Or Albenzadole.
- 1871
- 01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:36,128
- - Bit of meat on a string takes
- 'em out.
- 1872
- 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:38,123
- - That's a bit full on.
- 1873
- 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:40,420
- All right, boys, up on your
- feet.
- 1874
- 01:25:43,305 --> 01:25:44,887
- - Today we invert the paradigm.
- 1875
- 01:25:44,890 --> 01:25:46,176
- I want you to go out there,
- 1876
- 01:25:46,183 --> 01:25:47,674
- shake your hands with
- your opponent,
- 1877
- 01:25:47,684 --> 01:25:50,267
- and metaphorically
- speaking, never let it go!
- 1878
- 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:53,481
- Come on!
- 1879
- 01:25:58,278 --> 01:25:59,439
- - Here you go, princess.
- 1880
- 01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:02,029
- - Hang on, we're one
- short again.
- 1881
- 01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:02,863
- - Don't worry about that.
- 1882
- 01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:04,653
- Keep yourself pumped up.
- 1883
- 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,993
- Today we do it for Ammad and
- School Shoes.
- 1884
- 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:21,757
- - Come on, Roosters!
- 1885
- 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,888
- - 'Scuse me, boys.
- 1886
- 01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:42,729
- Righto, boys, we got a Grannie
- to win!
- 1887
- 01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:00,917
- - There's the bounce
- 1888
- 01:27:00,924 --> 01:27:03,917
- and we are under way in the
- big one!
- 1889
- 01:27:08,682 --> 01:27:10,093
- - That's so cool, Weetbix.
- 1890
- 01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:11,511
- I thought you had to be,
- like, a doctor or a nurse
- 1891
- 01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:13,225
- to join Medicines San Frontiers.
- 1892
- 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,514
- - Nah, I'm just
- delivering supplies.
- 1893
- 01:27:14,521 --> 01:27:17,059
- I just need a Level Three
- First Aid Certificate.
- 1894
- 01:27:17,065 --> 01:27:18,397
- - Got your injections yet?
- 1895
- 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:21,393
- - I hate needles.
- 1896
- 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:26,276
- - Well done, my protoge!
- 1897
- 01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:27,694
- - Sorry, Weetbix.
- 1898
- 01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:31,531
- - That's full on, Boof.
- 1899
- 01:27:31,538 --> 01:27:33,655
- What was it like when you
- finally met him?
- 1900
- 01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:34,997
- - It was weird, Goob.
- 1901
- 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,536
- Even though he was me
- biological dad,
- 1902
- 01:27:36,543 --> 01:27:39,035
- there was just no connection
- there.
- 1903
- 01:27:39,045 --> 01:27:40,411
- Showed a complete lack
- of interest
- 1904
- 01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:42,914
- when I showed him me
- pigeon coops.
- 1905
- 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,085
- Haven't seen him since.
- 1906
- 01:27:50,849 --> 01:27:52,431
- - Sorry to hear, mate.
- 1907
- 01:27:54,603 --> 01:27:57,687
- - Porterhouse, go round, mate!
- 1908
- 01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:04,985
- - Well done!
- 1909
- 01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:07,275
- - Well done indeed Porterhouse.
- 1910
- 01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:09,148
- Well, that's the end of the
- first quarter
- 1911
- 01:28:09,159 --> 01:28:12,277
- and good news, the Roosters
- are up by 13 points.
- 1912
- 01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:14,779
- - I've been on paleo
- for the last six months.
- 1913
- 01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:16,531
- - Paleo's overrated, Ruffy.
- 1914
- 01:28:16,541 --> 01:28:18,578
- I haven't eaten meat for
- the past seven years.
- 1915
- 01:28:18,585 --> 01:28:19,951
- Look at the size of me, pal.
- 1916
- 01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:32,764
- - If you like the chemist
- nurse, Ponko, ask her out.
- 1917
- 01:28:32,766 --> 01:28:34,974
- - What if she has a boyfriend?
- 1918
- 01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:37,093
- - Well, she won't be your
- boyfriend
- 1919
- 01:28:37,103 --> 01:28:39,470
- if you always buy medicine you
- don't need.
- 1920
- 01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,313
- She probably think you dying.
- 1921
- 01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:43,603
- Or worse, have penis disease.
- 1922
- 01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:49,154
- - Poplarville's got a light
- opera company.
- 1923
- 01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,865
- They did an amazing production
- of lolanthe last year.
- 1924
- 01:28:51,868 --> 01:28:53,609
- You know what, I'll get
- the musical director
- 1925
- 01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:54,952
- to give you a call.
- 1926
- 01:28:54,955 --> 01:28:56,742
- - That'd be awesome, Troy.
- 1927
- 01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:58,330
- - All right, I'll let him know.
- 1928
- 01:29:05,465 --> 01:29:07,331
- - Lookin' good, boys!
- 1929
- 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:08,628
- - Ooohh!
- 1930
- 01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:16,098
- - So, as I was saying,
- 1931
- 01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,889
- we were effectively
- trapped between the rebels
- 1932
- 01:29:18,895 --> 01:29:20,181
- and the government forces
- 1933
- 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:23,522
- while the artillery was pounding
- our home from both sides.
- 1934
- 01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:25,767
- It is a miracle that we
- survived.
- 1935
- 01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:28,360
- But of course, thousands weren't
- so lucky.
- 1936
- 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:29,979
- Have a great halftime
- break, guys!
- 1937
- 01:29:33,076 --> 01:29:35,819
- - Well butter
- my crumpets on both sides,
- 1938
- 01:29:35,829 --> 01:29:37,536
- the Roosters are up by 21 points
- 1939
- 01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,371
- going into the third quarter,
- 1940
- 01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,787
- which has just got under way.
- 1941
- 01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:46,537
- - Tell your ex that you
- forgive her.
- 1942
- 01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:49,040
- It might give you closure.
- 1943
- 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,508
- - You're bloody right, Ruffy.
- 1944
- 01:29:53,513 --> 01:29:56,551
- - Get a hold of 'em, get 'em!
- 1945
- 01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:01,390
- - I'd never thought of it like
- that.
- 1946
- 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:02,432
- - Just have a beer with him.
- 1947
- 01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,556
- Not as father and son, but
- as mates.
- 1948
- 01:30:05,567 --> 01:30:08,105
- - Yeah, thanks, Goober.
- - No worries, mate.
- 1949
- 01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:22,406
- - Well that's 3/4 time
- 1950
- 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,955
- and the Roosters might just be
- in front,
- 1951
- 01:30:24,961 --> 01:30:27,123
- but the Cougars have all the
- momentum.
- 1952
- 01:30:27,130 --> 01:30:28,541
- - Yeah, we're still
- in this, we're still in this.
- 1953
- 01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:30,585
- - In nice and close,
- in nice and close.
- 1954
- 01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:32,925
- All right, it
- worked for us early on
- 1955
- 01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:33,759
- but they're onto us now,
- 1956
- 01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:35,594
- so we need to ease up
- on the friendly chatter.
- 1957
- 01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:37,554
- - Troy, I am this
- close to gettin' Boof
- 1958
- 01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:40,258
- to call his biological dad
- and give it another crack.
- 1959
- 01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:41,600
- - Weetbix is gonna
- write me a reference
- 1960
- 01:30:41,603 --> 01:30:43,845
- to Medicine Sans Frontier,
- which would be amazing.
- 1961
- 01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:47,556
- - Oi!
- 1962
- 01:30:47,567 --> 01:30:48,478
- Oi, oi, oi!
- 1963
- 01:30:48,485 --> 01:30:50,101
- Put a bloody sock in it!
- 1964
- 01:30:51,112 --> 01:30:52,444
- Look at yourselves.
- 1965
- 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:55,440
- Go on, have a bloody
- good look at yourselves.
- 1966
- 01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:58,864
- This bloke here has made
- you lot into a team.
- 1967
- 01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:00,786
- I'm buggered if I know how.
- 1968
- 01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:03,873
- But we are so close to nailing
- another premiership plank
- 1969
- 01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:07,289
- on that gum tree, I
- can smell the eucalypt.
- 1970
- 01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:10,083
- Go on, smell it!
- 1971
- 01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:12,047
- Go on, smell it!
- 1972
- 01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:13,712
- Smell it!
- 1973
- 01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:15,710
- Now pull your heads in
- and listen to your coach.
- 1974
- 01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,211
- - Yeah.
- - Come on, boys.
- 1975
- 01:31:18,181 --> 01:31:19,467
- - You heard the club custodian.
- 1976
- 01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:22,638
- All we gotta do to earn
- a flag is...
- 1977
- 01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:25,011
- - Keep doing it
- until we are not shit!
- 1978
- 01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,336
- - All clear.
- 1979
- 01:31:52,549 --> 01:31:54,336
- - All right, Porterhouse,
- you're up.
- 1980
- 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:57,005
- Get in there, boy, get in there!
- 1981
- 01:32:10,233 --> 01:32:11,565
- - Another goal to Sayyid
- 1982
- 01:32:11,568 --> 01:32:13,810
- and the Roosters are now just a
- kick away
- 1983
- 01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:15,356
- from an historic victory.
- 1984
- 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:18,276
- I tell ya what, this is the
- best individual performance
- 1985
- 01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:20,070
- I've seen since one-armed Glenn
- Farrell
- 1986
- 01:32:20,076 --> 01:32:22,693
- won the Wood chop at the Bodgy
- Creek Show,
- 1987
- 01:32:22,704 --> 01:32:25,697
- came streaming down the
- middle like the '93 floods.
- 1988
- 01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:27,865
- Lovely shepherd there from
- Snapper.
- 1989
- 01:32:27,876 --> 01:32:29,117
- - Come on, mate!
- 1990
- 01:32:29,127 --> 01:32:31,244
- - And, he's
- fended that fella off
- 1991
- 01:32:31,254 --> 01:32:32,836
- like he was made of balsam wood.
- 1992
- 01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:34,956
- Copy book 1-2 combo with Didier.
- 1993
- 01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:36,707
- He's running into the
- open goal as the seconds
- 1994
- 01:32:36,718 --> 01:32:38,960
- tick down in the game,
- and it hit the post.
- 1995
- 01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:40,719
- Bugger.
- 1996
- 01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:41,963
- That's disappointing.
- 1997
- 01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:43,214
- Well, with less than a
- minute to go
- 1998
- 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:45,591
- I reckon the Roosters have
- time for one more play,
- 1999
- 01:32:45,602 --> 01:32:46,888
- but that's it.
- 2000
- 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:50,104
- - It's not in our stars
- to hold our destiny.
- 2001
- 01:32:50,106 --> 01:32:51,563
- It's in ourselves!
- 2002
- 01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:55,563
- - Here, mate.
- 2003
- 01:33:13,755 --> 01:33:16,748
- Mime handball, go!
- 2004
- 01:33:24,766 --> 01:33:25,766
- - Play on!
- 2005
- 01:33:28,937 --> 01:33:30,178
- Holding the ball.
- 2006
- 01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:35,191
- - What a terrific
- tackle from Snapper.
- 2007
- 01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:37,606
- He's got a shot for
- goal here and...
- 2008
- 01:33:38,905 --> 01:33:41,022
- Dear, siren's gone.
- 2009
- 01:33:41,032 --> 01:33:44,116
- Well, if Snapper kicks
- this one, the Roosters win.
- 2010
- 01:33:44,119 --> 01:33:45,610
- - You got this, Snaps.
- 2011
- 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,407
- - Goobs, Goobs, no, I can't do
- this!
- 2012
- 01:33:48,498 --> 01:33:50,034
- Troy, I can't kick it that far.
- 2013
- 01:33:51,626 --> 01:33:53,913
- - Do you reckon you'd kick
- a mime footy that far?
- 2014
- 01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:56,461
- - Yeah, easy.
- 2015
- 01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,751
- - That wasn't a mime bloke you
- tackled.
- 2016
- 01:33:58,758 --> 01:34:00,374
- You'll be all right.
- 2017
- 01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:03,631
- Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
- 2018
- 01:34:05,265 --> 01:34:07,973
- All right, boys, it's time
- to go old school refugee.
- 2019
- 01:34:21,906 --> 01:34:25,070
- - Come on, Snaps.
- 2020
- 01:34:38,965 --> 01:34:39,965
- - Moses!
- 2021
- 01:35:17,003 --> 01:35:19,711
- - The Roosters have premiered!
- 2022
- 01:35:45,865 --> 01:35:48,152
- - Smell the bloody eucalpyt!
- 2023
- 01:35:49,911 --> 01:35:52,153
- - Is my leprosy playing up?
- 2024
- 01:35:52,163 --> 01:35:54,450
- - Like you wouldn't believe.
- 2025
- 01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:56,782
- - Hey, time and a place, you
- two.
- 2026
- 01:35:56,793 --> 01:35:59,080
- We've got a song to sing!
- 2027
- 01:36:01,297 --> 01:36:04,586
- ♪ We're from Bodgy Creek ♪
- 2028
- 01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:16,764
- ♪ We're from Bodgy Creek ♪
- 2029
- 01:36:16,771 --> 01:36:19,764
- ♪ We're never beat until
- the final cock has crowed ♪
- 2030
- 01:36:19,774 --> 01:36:20,764
- ♪ Cockadoo ♪
- 2031
- 01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:23,609
- ♪ Like the Roosters of old,
- we're fat and we're bald ♪
- 2032
- 01:36:23,611 --> 01:36:26,399
- ♪ For we're from Bodgy,
- maroon, blue, and white ♪
- 2033
- 01:36:26,406 --> 01:36:29,774
- ♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪
- 2034
- 01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:39,620
- - So after being an
- absolutely bullshit team
- 2035
- 01:36:39,627 --> 01:36:42,085
- for my whole life, the
- Roosters have suddenly
- 2036
- 01:36:42,088 --> 01:36:44,330
- come good and won the
- premiership.
- 2037
- 01:36:44,340 --> 01:36:45,797
- And that's not all!
- 2038
- 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:48,793
- Sayyid became the first
- person to win a permanent visa
- 2039
- 01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:52,217
- and the League Best and
- Fairest in the same season.
- 2040
- 01:36:52,223 --> 01:36:54,806
- Some TV producer heard about
- Porterhouse
- 2041
- 01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:57,347
- and his legendary sweet
- and sour Chicken Kiev
- 2042
- 01:36:57,353 --> 01:36:59,595
- and he ended up on the telly.
- 2043
- 01:36:59,605 --> 01:37:02,188
- Snapper and Didier's Cleano Noir
- start up
- 2044
- 01:37:02,275 --> 01:37:04,562
- has really started to
- kick goals.
- 2045
- 01:37:04,569 --> 01:37:07,607
- Once Tou finally stopped
- using the pole as a spear,
- 2046
- 01:37:07,613 --> 01:37:09,821
- he became the best totem
- tennis player
- 2047
- 01:37:09,824 --> 01:37:12,157
- to ever come out of Bodgy Creek.
- 2048
- 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:13,867
- Suresh's new club room design
- 2049
- 01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:15,862
- won him international
- recognition.
- 2050
- 01:37:15,872 --> 01:37:18,615
- He's currently working on a
- Taj Mahal-inspired rebuild
- 2051
- 01:37:18,624 --> 01:37:21,082
- of the Bodgy Creek Bowls Club.
- 2052
- 01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:23,247
- Harpo moved on from his
- broken heart
- 2053
- 01:37:23,254 --> 01:37:26,668
- and went on to win the
- Archibald Packer's Prize.
- 2054
- 01:37:26,758 --> 01:37:30,092
- Grandad really started to
- embrace the changes around town.
- 2055
- 01:37:30,094 --> 01:37:33,337
- Sayyid has started to teach
- him how to swear in Arabic.
- 2056
- 01:37:33,348 --> 01:37:35,260
- So how did my documentary end
- up?
- 2057
- 01:37:36,142 --> 01:37:37,474
- Boo-yah!
- 2058
- 01:37:37,477 --> 01:37:38,718
- Thanks for asking.
- 2059
- 01:37:38,728 --> 01:37:41,641
- So how did Troy Carrington
- go from being a Town Killer
- 2060
- 01:37:41,647 --> 01:37:44,560
- with no mates to a
- Premiership Coach?
- 2061
- 01:37:44,567 --> 01:37:45,978
- Troy, how did you turn
- that rabble
- 2062
- 01:37:45,985 --> 01:37:48,022
- into a not shithouse team?
- 2063
- 01:37:48,029 --> 01:37:49,861
- - Sorry, mate, do I know you?
- 2064
- 01:37:49,864 --> 01:37:52,197
- - This is gonna go at the
- end of the documentary.
- 2065
- 01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:53,407
- - And you are?
- 2066
- 01:37:53,409 --> 01:37:54,240
- - Neil!
- 2067
- 01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:55,613
- - Not ringing any bells.
- 2068
- 01:37:55,620 --> 01:37:57,156
- - You're wrecking it.
- 2069
- 01:37:57,163 --> 01:37:58,163
- - Sorry, mate.
- 2070
- 01:37:59,415 --> 01:38:01,031
- - You're the worst, Troy,
- and you always will be.
- 2071
- 01:38:01,042 --> 01:38:02,374
- - No, Nobby.
- 2072
- 01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:03,377
- Nobhead!
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