Double Dibble Babbuh

Covet: Cadence climbed out of the lambo, looking over at the house, then into the car at Remy, "I'm freaking starving, I've been drooling at the idea of shrimp all weekend now because of this bitch." She closed the door and walked around to Remy's side of the vehicle, "And we didn't have to cook tonight either, so that's also a bonus."
Alexithymiaa: -Steph stood in front of the counter, a knife in one hand and her other placed over the top of the lettuce she was chopping for their salad. Moving the chopped lettuce to a bowl, she grabbed for the freshly washed tomatoes, carefully slicing them before glancing down at Penny who hadn't left her side since the moment she walked into the kitchen. "I fed you. Cut it out."-
Covet: [Sorry I didn't even think to post Felix just yet, I'll add him to the next post! lol]
Tsaaq: ((Bitch.))
Covet: [Always XD]
Tsaaq: "This fucking-" He scoffed as he looked down at his phone. "Oh yeah I'm excited about not having to cook shit actually." Remy got out of the vehicle and wrapped his arm around her waist as they walked up the walk way.
Covet: "What's up?" Cadence asked raising an eyebrow, as he got out and they walked up to the door, in regards to what he was looking at on his phone. // Felix came from outside at the grill where he had been starting up the grill because he was at least good at that. "Grill's warming up for the shrimp, what do you need me to do next?" He asked looking at Steph, feeling under dressed compared to her, in his horrible hawaiian shirt and shorts.
Alexithymiaa: (ALWAYS THAT AWFUL SHIRT)
Covet: [lol casual monday yo]
Alexithymiaa: -Moving the sliced tomatoes to the bowl with the lettuce, she glanced behind her at the pot of sauce on the stove, nodding in that direction. "Stir that. Slowly. And then you can skewer the shrimp for the grill." She stuck her foot out to nudge Penny back who had shifted to follow Felix in hopes that SOMEONE would give her something they were cooking. "Thank you for helping. They should be here any minute."-
Tsaaq: He rolled his eyes. "Plans with Eugene and shit." He grumbled. "Let's not worry about that for now." He waved his hand at her. "Let's have fun with our friends or something." Remy smiled.
Covet: "Oh, He's not even here yet and causing you stress...I really hope that doesn't foreshadow the rest of his visit." She said as she went to ring the doorbell, leaning into Remy, "I fully intend to do that, though I feel like we should have brought beer or desert or something." // Felix went about stirring the sauce slowly but probably not as slowly as he should, "How long do I have to stir this for before I get to stab the shrimps?" He asked then looked at Penny, "No sauce or shrimps for you missy. This is people food not doggy food. Oh, They're here, I'd answer the door but you gave me a job to do and I have to be attentive to it." He said almost begrudgingly.
Alexithymiaa: -She glanced behind her at him, shaking her head. "That's fine. One stir. And you could not sound more disappointed to be taking orders." She put the remaining ingredients of the salad in the bowl and turned to run her hands under the water in the kitchen sink before turning to make her way across the room to the front door. Pulling it open, she smiled to Remy and Cadence. "Hey guys. Come on in. Dinners almost ready. Can I get you something to drink?" Penny did not take no for an answer and proceeded to paw at Felix's leg. Feed me.-
Tsaaq: "Fuck I did buy a six pack. I left it on the counter." He groaned. "It's fine. I'm not stressed, everything is fine." Remy nodded his head. He waved at the two. "Hey Steph, Felix. Yeah, you guys got any beer?" He asked as he stepped into the house.
Covet: "Oh well, just means more for us later. I'm sure she's got something if not, Bryan does. He'll get over it." She said with a laugh then smiled when Steph opened up the door and they walked in, "It smells good, and I'll take some water for now. Thanks for covering dinner tonight, Dick." // "Why just one stir? What's the point of that?" Felix said confused then turned around excitedly because he got to stab shrimp, putting them on skewers  until each one was full, he felt the dog scratching at his leg, and looked down at her, "No, Bad Dog. Go lay down Penny" He said as if she was actually going to listen to him. "Hey, How's it going captain, or...Remy...I don't know if I call you captain now or not."
Alexithymiaa: "Beer and water. You got it." She pushed the door closed behind them once they were inside, turning to walk back to the kitchen to grab a beer from the fridge and the pitcher of filtered water. "It's just to keep it from sticking to the bottom. Would you calm down?" Grabbing a glass, she poured Cadence a glass of water and set both the beer and water down on the counter next to each other before turning to dump the box of spaghetti into the boiling water on the stove. "I think this was long overdue as it is."-
Tsaaq: Remy sniffed the air and went to look around the house, you know, his usual nosy exploring. "Captain is fine." He laughed a little, putting his hands in his pockets. He went over to the counter to grab his beer. "Thanks Steph... You guys have fun cooking?" He asked.
Covet: "Thanks. We could have done it sooner, but it might have ended up in a massive food fight, and I don't think Tomato sauce comes out of carpet very well." Cadence said with a laugh as she took her water and sat down in one of the stools.// "I am calm, I just don't get how stirring it once is going to keep it from sticking, it just won't stick that time." Felix said clearly not getting the point, "Captain it is, no, Steph's really bossy...in the kitchen." He added then looked away quickly because he was probably about to be scolded.
Alexithymiaa: -She bit the inside of her cheek and shot Felix a look. "Don't you have shrimp to grill?" She snapped a little at him before turning back to Cadence and Remy. "Yeah I would kill everyone if you stained my carpet. No one would be safe." She turned to stir the spaghetti and then the sauce, nudging Penny again. "No." Harvey came waddling around the corner, rubbing up on Cadence's leg.-
Tsaaq: "You don't say?" He said sarcastically to Felix, trying not to laugh in his face. "I don't know sliding around in spaghetti sauce sounds kind of hot. Just put down a tarp or something. I can pick one up if you guys really need me to." Remy said as he looked over to Cadence.
Covet: "I'll do my best not to make a mess tonight." She said then looked at Remy, "As much as I appreciate your imagery there, maybe we should leave the food kinks at home tonight." Cadence said with a laugh as she shook her head. // Felix glanced at Steph and grabbed the pan of skewered shrimps, "Yes, On it, Red. and.. I mean if you two are going to fight in spaghetti sauce, I could totally be down to watch that." He said as he skittered out the door to go man the grill.
Alexithymiaa: -She almost instantly facepalmed this fucking asshole, letting out a sigh. "I'm wearing white. There will be no sauce fighting." She stirred the spaghetti again and then the sauce, picking up the bowl of salad and walking it over to the kitchen table to set it down. "Remy, quit instigating him. He's bad enough withour your help."-
Tsaaq: He groaned dramatically. "Fiiine." Remy groaned at Cadence. "Well, honestly? You could always change your outfit. You live here." He shrugged, trying not to laugh. "Right? See? That's not a dumb idea. It totally works." He smirked at Felix. "It's water. I can fill up a kiddie pool with spaghetti sauce and toss Cay in it on my own time."
Covet: "He's got a point. however, I'm pretty sure you don't want spaghetti sauce all over the lambo when we go home." She said taking a sip of her water, reaching over to the salad bowl to grab a tomato and pop it in her mouth. She looked at Steph and directed her thumb towards Felix outside, "What's the deal with him, he seems whiney or some shit. He always like that?" // "I will momentarily concede to your adventurism, and say that I am slightly jealous of your human spaghetti fantasy." Felix went about putting the shrimp on the grill, making it lay pretty, for good grill marks so when he flipped them they would criss cross.
Alexithymiaa: "I could. Doesn't mean I want to. Besides, red sauce is pretty acidic. I don't think you want to fight in that." Turning to the stove, she lifted the pot of boiled pasta off the stove, dumping it into the strainer in the sink. "I'm teaching him how to cook and he has to actually pay attention, so that probably attributes to the whining. Or I can ignore logic and pretend it's because I'm leaving in a couple of days." She smirked to herself, shaking out the pasta to drain all the water.-
Tsaaq: He went to follow Felix over to the grill. "I think I'm supposed to be here giving you male support when it comes to grilling or some shit." He muttered. He nodded his head. "Yeah, that's nice. Flip that over." He said in a monotone.
Covet: "Can we say it's a little bit of both? One feeds into the other probably." Cadence said. "Do you need any help, I feel like I'm being a little useless here." She said then watched Remy wander off outside to do the male bonding thing. // Felix gave a shrug, "Hey it's cool with me, Better to be out here than being scolded at in there right now." He said then looked at the shrimp, "Right, look at them lines on them curves, like tanlines but a lot darker, and more delicious."
Alexithymiaa: "I'm fine with saying it's both.However delusional I might be." She smirked, dumping the pasta back into the pot and adding some sauce to stir it all together. "You're fine. It's pretty much done anyway. It's just spaghetti, it's not like it's hard." Grabbing a large pasta bowl, she set it down on the counter, spooning out a large amount of spaghetti into the bowl before walking it over to set it down on the table. "I swear, all I want is a beer."-
Tsaaq: "I secretly love tan lines. Super hot on chicks... And food." He said before furrowing his eyebrows. Remy scratched his beard as he looked over to Felix. "Who the hell is scolding you-" He began to ask before realizing, duh, who else? "Hey man. It's not that bad. It could be way worse." He lazily attempted at comofrting him.
Covet: "Not delusional, How long have you guys been hanging out or...you guys are a thing right?" Cadence asked then laughed, "Alright, I wouldn't know, I don't get to make it. Remy takes over because he does it right. Cutting back on the drinking too?" She said motioning to her own water. // Felix  nodded his head, mentally drooling over tan lines and food with Remy, They have problems. " Steph is, because apparently I suck at cooking. I don't, I suck at paying attention." He said dffensively. "But you're right it could be worse. She and I could both suck at cooking. That would be a tragic world to live in."
Alexithymiaa: "We're..." She paused, trying to figure out what she would even call them. "I have no idea what we are. I think he's made it pretty clear he doesn't want to be in a relationship. So I guess we're just... really good friends with benefits?" She asked, wincing because she hated to think that might be all she is. "Given recent circumstances, I'm really not supposed to be drinking. Regardless of how much I want a beer. So it's just water for me." Looking over the table pleased with the set up, she sighed. "Just waiting on the shrimp."-
Tsaaq: Remy nodded his head quietly, just sort of listening to Felix cause that's what he's accustomed to now. "Ah." He whispered. "It's not that bad. My mom isn't that great of a cook." He shrugged then patted Felix shoulder. "There's drugs for the paying attention thing by the way. I don't know if you know."
Covet: "Considering the shit you've been through, Friends with really good benefits isn't a bad thing. You're enjoying that much at least, right?" Cadence asked reaching for another tomato because this bitch was hungry. // "My mom is okay at cooking, so long as it's not too exotic or weird." Felix nodded his head, "Yeah, most days I remember to take them, but somedays I don't want to be that foggy and dull. So I don't." He said with a shrug and pulled the shrimp off the grill putting them back on the tray, shutting off the grill, "I think they're ready in there for this, how long do you think we can make them wait?" Felix said giving Remy a nudge, "I kind of want a cigarette before we eat."
Alexithymiaa: "I mean, yeah I'm enjoying that. It's just nice to know you mean more to someone than just sex, ya' know?" She half asked Cadence, spinning around to see her plucking tomatoes out of the salad. "Bitch, can't you wait? The shrimp should be done any minute. They cool fast, especially on the grill."-
Alexithymiaa: (cook*)
Covet: "You have to put it into the ration, of how much you guys hang out together, and how often you have sex in that time. If you have sex everytime you hang out, it's definitely about the sex, if not, then it's totally something more and he's just being a bitch about it." Cadence said stealing a piece of lettuce. "No I can't, I'
Covet: [NOOOO!]
Covet: [Stupid enter key -.-]
Tsaaq: ((Biiitch.))
Covet: [I wasn't trying to post, I was just getting half of it ready! XD]
Tsaaq: "I love to keep a woman waiting so it's not wise to ask me that." Remy laughed. "Let's smoke." He nudged him as he took out his pack of cigarettes, patting the bottom as he went to walk away from the grill. "I'm not really on any meds at the moment. Me and drugs don't get along so well. Even if they're prescriptions." He said with a small frown as he put a cigarette in his mouth then lit it.
Covet: "You have to put it into the ration, of how much you guys hang out together, and how often you have sex in that time. If you have sex everytime you hang out, it's definitely about the sex, if not, then it's totally something more and he's just being a bitch about it." Cadence said stealing a piece of lettuce. "No I can't, I've been waiting since lunch. Which was a pb and j. Okay." // Felix laughed, "I think we can be friends, between food and that comment, You're an alright dude." He said getting his own pack out, lighting up  as well. Exhaling as he talked. "Ah, mind if I ask which was your drug of choice?" He asked.
Covet: *ratio
Alexithymiaa: -She thought on it for only a second before rolling her eyes. "So he's being a bitch. Got it." She looked down at Penny who was sitting at the edge of the table and fucking begging AGAIN. "You are so barking up the wrong tree, pup." She turned to walk across the house to the back door, poking her head out to look at the guys. "Where the hell is the shrimp?" She paused, seeing them both with cigarettes hanging out of their mouths. "Wow, really? Okay." She shut the door and walked back into the house with a huff, looking to Cadence. "Sorry, dinner is on hold because no one can handle cooking without a smoke break."-
Tsaaq: Remy inhaled his cigarette and blew the smoke from the corner of his mouth. "Wow, thanks." He said with a small chuckle. He tapped the ash off his cig and lowered his head. "Uppers mostly. I've OD'ed on coke and all that fun shit..." He trailed off.
Covet: "How old is he again? Maybe he just has serious commitment issues?" Cadence said giving a shrug then laughed at Penny, then called out as Steph went out to check on the shrimp, "GUYS, C'mon.. we're reaching critical Hangry levels here." She groaned out when Steph said they were out there smoking. "These asses." // Felix turned around looking guilty as fuck with his cigarette in his mouth, "What? We needed it before food, you won't let us smoke in there while we eat." He said to Steph before she went back in. "Ah, that's some heavy shit, dude. How long have you been sober?"
Alexithymiaa: "Like we're not fucking waiting or anything, right?" She snapped a bit, dropping down onto a stool beside Cadence and dropping her head into her hand. "I guess. I don't know. I've been trying not to dwell on it. And there won't be anything left to dwell on if they don't get their asses in here with that shrimp."-
Tsaaq: He sighed as he looked over to the girls. "You shut your face or I'll shove some shit in your mouth." He called out to her and went back to sucking ash. "It'll be a year sober in the fall. That's pretty long honestly. I'm glad about it." He shrugged.
Covet: Cadence glared at Remy, "That's not helping and not fair!" She pouted and looked over at Steph, "How do we get ourselves involved with these buttheads? Don't let it eat you up, In a way somethings don't need to be said to be understood. I'm pretty sure he's stuck on you too. He's stuck around through all this shit so far right?" // Felix laughed at Remy's response to Cadence, " I'd get slapped for a comment like that." He nodded his head, "It is, that's awesome Man. You should be proud, definitely celebrate that milestone somehow."
Alexithymiaa: -She groaned, leaning forward to rest her forehead on her forearms, putting her head down. "Yeah, but certain things need to be said. Or at least don't say the fucking opposite of it. And I swear if they're not inside with that shrimp in thirty seconds the only thing that's going to be stuck is my foot up some ass. Like now I'm genuinely annoyed. I'm tired and no one has eaten, and they're fucking around outside. I have to believe this isn't all men, and just coincidentally every man I happen to know."-
Tsaaq: "Yeah well... I guess Cay and I are into threatening to have sex with each other." He said. "I can't imagine that's common." Remy inhaled his cigarette then tossed it aside. "Okay okay, we're coming." Remy finally called out. "Come on, before they bust an ovary and kill us."
Covet: "Yeah, They keep witholding food, I'm going to start witholding other things." She said crossing her arms and her legs, letting her foot bounce. "It's definitely all men. It's like they do it intentionally to get us worked up." // Felix nodded his head, "Steph and I do the whole challenge eachother thing. It's a good game, and one that I don't mind losing either, But don't tell her that." He said quickly and put out the butt of his cigarette, and grabbed the tray of shrimp bringing it in so they could all eat finally.
Alexithymiaa: "Rest assured, I'm definitely worked out. They should be lucky the sharpest utencils on the table are forks." She walked over to take the tray of shrimp from Felix when he walked in with it, setting it down on the table and dropping into a chair with a huff so they could do the dinner thing, glaring between Felix and Remy the entire time because mad.-
Covet: [Hangry wimmens. lmao]
Tsaaq: ((Bwahahah.))
Alexithymiaa: (Worked up*** I failed. im tired.)
Covet: [It's okay XD, It's almost bedtime.]