Space Funeral Point N Click Edition Text Dump

-SPACE FUNERAL POINT N CLICK EDITION-


Honey, you don't look so good. Go see DR. LEG HORSE in the BLOOD DOCKS.
Hey, Phillip! I'm so glad to see you again after 25 YEARS!
Get the heck out of my COFFIN!
Hello, PHILLIP! There's a wizard up on that cliff that can give you directions!
I hear there's lots of BLOOD in the BLOOD CAVERN.
BLOOD CAVERN is to the NORTH. It is full of DREADFUL THINGS.
I am the Wizard of Scum Vullage. DIRECTIONS? Hmm... To the east is the BONE SWAMP. I hear tell of a STRANGE ALIEN residing inside! To the north are the SCUM PLAINS! Head further to find the BLOOD MARSH. Past that are the BLOOD DOCKS. Inside the BOATHOUSE lives DR. LEG HORSE. He's superb at medicine!
It's important to obey all the rules. Think about it!
I've heard good things about DR. LEG HORSE... but you didn't hear it from me!
I am the WIZARD BLUGABLECHAGE. The ECONOMY has collapsed. I have no more stocks.
NYEHEHEHEHEHEH! I am WATER KNIGHT, and I have MANY BOATS! Want one?
I have MORE BOATS, but you can't have 'em, FATTY!
Our fellow HAPPYMAN has caught a sickness! I am no longer HAPPY!
*koff koff* I... I'm in pain...
Beware the SWAMPTROGG!
The SWAMPTROGG's head is now on a pike, thanks to you!
My ship crashed from SATURN... can I join you? ROSWELL joined the party!
The ram heads are pretty EPIC, huh?
A mysterious letter. Read it? It says... "GO COMMIT DIE" *This kid doesn't have enough Robux.
Greetings. Greetings. I am Mike. What? You didn't like SPACE FUNERAL 10: BLOOD INSIDE ME? Frick you.
Oh lord... why are you BOTHERING ME? I'm just trying to DRINK MY COFFEE.
I'm Mr. Thumbs Up! I'm SEVERELY SAD.
My MUSCULAR FORM allows me to CRUSH BUGS AND MICE.
The secret location of LION VILLAGE? Heh...Heh...Heh.... I'll never tell!
My name is PRINCE O' BONES. I am the captain of the BLOOD SHIP. My ship is broken, so I'm waiting for it to get repaired.
I am WAYNE. I am locked in an eternal war with GIBBY, KING OF THE MOON.
Greetings. I am GRESH. I oversee the BLOOD DOCKS.
Man, that DR. LEG HORSE is great! He single-handedly cured my SCURVY, YELLOW FEVER, PLAGUE, and CORONAVIRUS!
I hate this.
Oh my god! PHILLIP?! I haven't seen you in 30 YEARS! I'm now a WORLD-CLASS DOCTOR! Have any ILLNESSES? Oh dear... you have AHAGYWUHILLITIS! Yikes! I can cure it very easily, though. BAM! Good as new! Huh? The world's corrupted yet again? Holy crap! I never noticed! LEG HORSE joined the party! Wait, why am I telepor-
HEHEHEHEH Ech! What are you, you DISGUSTING FILTH? No one insults DR. LEG HORSE!! HEHEHEHEH Ugh... just go away. *Leg Horse kicks the man out of existence. Wait, what? Why are we disappea- *blink* Everyone disappeared. Bruh Sprites from every major Space Funeral game and so is the music THE END