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  1. 5:26 PM - Umbrage: "oh great its like final destination but without the funny parts"
  2. 5:26 PM - Bitter: WHAT FUNNY PARTS
  3. 5:26 PM - Bitter: THAT MOVIE WAS JUST PEOPLE DYING
  4. 5:26 PM - Umbrage: yeah but
  5. 5:26 PM - Umbrage: its so dumb
  6. 5:26 PM - Bitter: LOL
  7. 5:26 PM - Bitter: its like csgo
  8. 5:26 PM - Umbrage: half of the shit
  9. 5:26 PM - Umbrage: isnt even plausible
  10. 5:26 PM - Umbrage: its just dumb
  11. 5:26 PM - Bitter: sum1 shoots a bird and the bird turns to the right off its flight path and hits a telephone wire with enough strength to knock it loose because its an old wire
  12. 5:27 PM - Bitter: the telephone pole wire proceeds to whip down and hit a truck thats already going
  13. 5:27 PM - Umbrage: WHAT
  14. 5:27 PM - Bitter: except its a gas truck
  15. 5:27 PM - Bitter: and since its a movie
  16. 5:27 PM - Umbrage: LITERALLY WOULD DO FUCKING NOTHING
  17. 5:27 PM - Bitter: the electricity manages
  18. 5:27 PM - Bitter: to spark
  19. 5:27 PM - Bitter: the gas
  20. 5:27 PM - Bitter: inside the truck
  21. 5:27 PM - Umbrage: HOW
  22. 5:27 PM - Bitter: in the tank
  23. 5:27 PM - Bitter: in the back
  24. 5:27 PM - Bitter: right
  25. 5:27 PM - Bitter: and as such the truck explodes
  26. 5:27 PM - Umbrage: DUMB
  27. 5:27 PM - Bitter: now a pieceo fmetal
  28. 5:27 PM - Bitter: from that truck
  29. 5:27 PM - Bitter: flies
  30. 5:27 PM - Bitter: 500 meters
  31. 5:28 PM - Bitter: from the explosion
  32. 5:28 PM - Bitter: into a forest
  33. 5:28 PM - Bitter: and sets off a landmine left since ww2
  34. 5:28 PM - Umbrage: LOL
  35. 5:28 PM - Bitter: and that landmine right
  36. 5:28 PM - Bitter: explods
  37. 5:28 PM - Bitter: no no
  38. 5:28 PM - Bitter: actually it for some reason activ8 but doesnt explod
  39. 5:28 PM - Bitter: which is completely impossible
  40. 5:28 PM - Bitter: but its a movie
  41. 5:28 PM - Bitter: :)
  42. 5:28 PM - Bitter: and some historian guy
  43. 5:28 PM - Bitter: goes
  44. 5:28 PM - Umbrage: it moves it 1mm
  45. 5:29 PM - Bitter: he walks out and
  46. 5:29 PM - Bitter: he sees
  47. 5:29 PM - Bitter: it
  48. 5:29 PM - Bitter: cause of the metal glinting in the sun
  49. 5:29 PM - Bitter: the landmine wouldve been hidden otherwise
  50. 5:29 PM - Bitter: he pick it up and store it 4 a museum
  51. 5:29 PM - Bitter: and transports it carefully back
  52. 5:29 PM - Bitter: 2 city
  53. 5:29 PM - Bitter: he proceeds to identify it as a landmine that uses EXPERIMENTAL ww2 ACOOG LASER TEHCNOLOGY
  54. 5:29 PM - Umbrage: LOL
  55. 5:29 PM - Bitter: to sense whether or not sum1 is standing on it
  56. 5:29 PM - Bitter: and some kid in the museum sees it
  57. 5:30 PM - Bitter: and he gets inspired to learn about
  58. 5:30 PM - Bitter: LAZER ACOOG TECHNOLOGY
  59. 5:30 PM - Bitter: and studies for like 15 years of his life
  60. 5:30 PM - Bitter: goes 2 college
  61. 5:30 PM - Bitter: graduates in laser technology
  62. 5:30 PM - Bitter: and he applies 4 a job in europe or some gay shit where theres good fucking space scientist faggot technology
  63. 5:30 PM - Bitter: and gets accepted and hired
  64. 5:31 PM - Umbrage: then at work because he got that degree from that landmine
  65. 5:31 PM - Bitter: so he gets a flight 2 there rite
  66. 5:31 PM - Umbrage: a vending machine falls on him
  67. 5:31 PM - Bitter: no no
  68. 5:31 PM - Bitter: on the way to the plane he steps in sum gum
  69. 5:31 PM - Bitter: and so he stops 2 clean his shoe
  70. 5:31 PM - Bitter: eventually gets the gum off his fancy dress shoes
  71. 5:31 PM - Bitter: spitshines the bottom because hes a weirdo
  72. 5:31 PM - Bitter: continues onto the plane
  73. 5:31 PM - Bitter: and then some faggot little kid shines a laser at the plane and it fucks up all the electronics and the plane goes down
  74. 5:32 PM - Bitter: the guy is still in the plane
  75. 5:32 PM - Bitter: hes like
  76. 5:32 PM - Bitter: its my final moments
  77. 5:32 PM - Bitter: i want 2 freefall
  78. 5:32 PM - Bitter: he jumps out the plane
  79. 5:32 PM - Bitter: 105600000 feet
  80. 5:32 PM - Bitter: he goes as fast as humanly possible
  81. 5:32 PM - Bitter: lands feet first
  82. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: but he lands in 1mm of water and survives completely fine
  83. 5:32 PM - Bitter: 0 damage because he spit on the bottom of his shoes before he got in the plane
  84. 5:32 PM - Bitter: :)
  85. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: LOL
  86. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: LOL
  87. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: LOL
  88. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: LOL
  89. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: WEAFDSHUYSGHUNI|
  90. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: }tyhujgkf\ghi
  91. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: ]oljhp;k['];kjhfgcfgxgdvZ
  92. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: FUCK
  93. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: YTOUY
  94. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: OIKJRMFI
  95. 5:32 PM - Umbrage: AHAHAH
  96. 5:32 PM - Bitter: l
  97. 5:32 PM - Umbrage is now Offline.
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