“Alliteration is key to a strong identity, Kratos!” said Armstrong. “Now if you can yap, you can chew. Here comes the airplane.” He offered the pomegranate.

Kratos turned his head in defiance and held his jaw tight.

“Suit yourself,” said Armstrong. “Then it looks like the airplane’s gonna crash!”

Kratos thought Armstrong’s words were very stupid by even the low standard that had already been set, and he nearly commented on the President’s stupidity, but he couldn’t quite get the words out on account of the hole that had been punched in his chest. He fell to the ground and gurgled out what was meant to be curses and insults.

- Ragnarust Round 1