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- <yzabtech> ==START==
- <yzabtech> "DAMN IT!" Marshall shouts.
- <Keelut> Keelut sticks his tongue out at Marshall, smearing the blood on his face from that righteous god damn beating he just took.
- <yzabtech> "Alright, you li'l snot, let's see how you like this!"
- <Keelut> "BRING IT BITCH FACE!"
- <yzabtech> Marshall does that thing with whistling with two fingers in his mouth.
- <yzabtech> You hear a stampede in the distance behind him, until you realize that that's actually coming from one being.
- <yzabtech> A black, snake-like creature, darting towards you.
- <yzabtech> Roll initiative.
- <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {15}
- <yzabtech> Go first.
- <Keelut> Keelut uses Break: Guts as a major, which is cast against fort
- <Keelut> !roll 1d20+2
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {6}
- <yzabtech> Nope.
- <Keelut> Fuuuu
- <yzabtech> End turn?
- <Keelut> Yep
- <Keelut> q.q
- <yzabtech> The basilisk doesn't attack you.
- <yzabtech> Instead it lunges in for a grapple.
- <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {15}
- <Keelut> !roll 1d20+4
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {18}
- <yzabtech> You're not grappled today.
- <yzabtech> The basilisk ends its turn.
- <Keelut> Keelut attempts to actually hit the fucker
- <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {23}
- <Keelut> SUCK TROLL BONE MARSHALL
- <Keelut> How do you want me to do a crit
- <yzabtech> how crits mechanically work
- <yzabtech> plus just whatever
- <yzabtech> go nuts but not too nuts y'know
- <Keelut> !roll 4d4+3
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 4d4+3 --> [ 4d4=9 ] | {12}
- <yzabtech> Nice.
- <yzabtech> Is that it?
- <Keelut> Yep no other moves
- <yzabtech> The basilisk tries to grapple you again.
- <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {25}
- <Keelut> !roll 1d20+4
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
- <yzabtech> You are now in the grasp of a black slimy snake.
- <yzabtech> What're you gonna do now?
- <Keelut> HIT MOAR
- <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {7}
- <Keelut> Or not nvm
- <Keelut> End turn
- <yzabtech> The basilisk gives you a very tight hug..
- <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {11}
- <yzabtech> Not tight enough.
- <Keelut> He just keeps flailing around with his staff
- <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {8}
- <Keelut> yep
- <yzabtech> No.
- <yzabtech> The basilisk gives you another hug.
- <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {15}
- <Keelut> Thank god for good AC
- <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {18}
- <Keelut> !roll 2d4+3
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {8}
- <Keelut> Got a good hit finally
- <yzabtech> You can tell the basilisk is almost down.
- <Keelut> End turn
- <yzabtech> It still wants to give you a hug though.
- <yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {15}
- <yzabtech> Lucky bastard.
- <Keelut> Eyy
- <Keelut> !roll 1d20+3
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {20}
- <Keelut> !roll 2d4+3
- <Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {8}
- <yzabtech> The basilisk explodes around you.
- <yzabtech> Gain 50 XP.
- <yzabtech> You are now Level 6.
- <yzabtech> Build Grist: 162
- <yzabtech> T1 Grist: 48
- <yzabtech> T2 Grist: 20
- <yzabtech> T3 Grist: 10
- <Keelut> "Fuck you! What else you got?!" Keelut yells at Marshall.
- <yzabtech> "Want another?!"
- <Keelut> Keelut delivers the universal symbol to suck it.
- <yzabtech> "Maybe your crush would actually like you if you fought more!"
- <Keelut> "I don't have a crush, asshole! Go home and cry on your idiot matesprit's shoulder!"
- <yzabtech> "S-s-she's- we're not there!"
- <yzabtech> "And Acxiom begs to differ!"
- <Keelut> "You think that name matters to me?!"
- <yzabtech> "Do you think it won't?!"
- <Keelut> "The only thing it'll be to me is another fuck head I killed!"
- <yzabtech> "What's a mortal to a god, Keelut? He's everywhere, he defines what being killed is!"
- <yzabtech> "And in the end, he's the one who's going to set us all free!"
- <Keelut> He scowls, "You must've drank the highblood grub-aid or something."
- <yzabtech> "What's a highblood?"
- <yzabtech> "He always mentioned it."
- <yzabtech> "Every time he says it, he gets this look of disgust on his face."
- <yzabtech> "...you remind me of him."
- <Keelut> He looks even more grossed out by that, "It's fucks with teal blood or higher. Greens aren't any better, though."
- <yzabtech> "Is he not the only one?"
- <yzabtech> "When I first saw him, after... the incident, I thought he was the devil."
- <yzabtech> "He had horns and gray skin, just like you."
- <Keelut> "What? No, of course not." He shakes his head vigorously.
- <Keelut> "Why would you even think he was the only one?"
- <yzabtech> "He wore robes and a long flowing cape of beige embroidered with green, and ichor ran through his veins!"
- <Keelut> "What color is his blood?" Keelut demands.
- <yzabtech> "I told you, ichor of gold."
- <yzabtech> "Like a Greek god or something."
- <yzabtech> "Never paid much attention in school. Who knew they have horns and weird skin?"
- <Keelut> "he's a yellow blood?! The fuuuuuck."
- <yzabtech> "What's up with that?"
- <Keelut> "He's the second step up the hemospectrum." Keelut crosses his arms, "but if he's sending random assholes around to bother people he isn't acting like it."
- <yzabtech> "Yeah, that's another word he says. Hemiwhatsit."
- <yzabtech> "Told me to go read some books. I'm not a book guy."
- <Keelut> "Why's he got humans bothering me?" He snaps
- <yzabtech> "We're scouts."
- <yzabtech> "We're here for big plans."
- <yzabtech> "We're here to set you free."
- <Keelut> "I don't want your freedom."
- <Keelut> "Leave me and my friends alone."
- <yzabtech> "Then never. Make. Catherine. Cry."
- <Keelut> "She won't come back and bother me again, will she?!"
- <yzabtech> "We're not here to bother you, we're here to set you free!"
- <Keelut> "I DON'T WANT YOUR FREEDOM!" He snarls, "Keep your noses to yourself or I WILL figure out how to kill your so called god!"
- <yzabtech> "I can't deal with this."
- <yzabtech> "You'll eat those words."
- <Keelut> "Bite me." He spits.
- <yzabtech> Marshall turns around, and walks away. After a few feet, he seems to slip between planes of reality, before disappearing altogether.
- <yzabtech> You have a new message.
- <Keelut> Keelut sits down angrily to read it.
- <yzabtech> From an unknown sender, registered as 616378696F6D.
- <yzabtech> "It appears we have gotten off on the wrong strut pod."
- <Keelut> if y*ure wh* i think y*u are y*u better fucking n*t message me
- <yzabtech> "Keelut Asteri, I am not a force of harm but one of peace."
- <Keelut> i d*nt care wh* y*u are
- <yzabtech> "My disciples spread my word, to bring harmony to all Paradox Space."
- <Keelut> keep it t* y*urself
- <yzabtech> "You and I are the same, Keelut."
- <Keelut> hell n*
- <yzabtech> "Constructs of mortals, the hemospectrum, needless violence pushed us down."
- <Keelut> keep y*ur cult t* y*urself
- <yzabtech> "Together, we shall rise and strike back."
- <Keelut> im n*t a f*ll*wer and i d*nt like y*ur face *r y*ur friends
- <yzabtech> "Why do you reject my message?"
- <Keelut> because i d*nt want y*ur help
- <Keelut> i can take care *f myself
- <Keelut> and i d*nt fucking appreciate s*m*ne meddling in my shit
- <yzabtech> "So be it."
- <yzabtech> "If you ever change your mind, I am always here."
- <yzabtech> "Closer than you think."
- <Keelut> yeah yeah stay further away than that
- <yzabtech> ==END==
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