ADVENTURE Ch. 63 - Party Dimension

Ark ---------- Leinster Lyons ------ http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=531173
CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991
CommodoreJim - Melange ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=463188
Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543
Deathfish64 -- Vellamo ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=421842
Moonside ----- Elsa ---------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=471952
Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882
Skeleton ----- Warty Morty --------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=438457





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<Eltrotraw> have we started?
<Moonside> no
<Fishfosh> not yet, but I think we will soon
<Eltrotraw> ok
<Skeleton> Wahoo
<Fishfosh> unless flib wants to be miserable about the bad dota game we just had for a while
<~flibbyjibbits> it was sad
<~flibbyjibbits> and everyone blamed me too :<
<Fishfosh> windrunner called you bad
<Fishfosh> what a meany
<Skeleton> I don't blame you Flibbb
<Eltrotraw> what was flib playing as
<Eltrotraw> is flib going to vent his frustration of being a bad on us
<~flibbyjibbits> i was phantom lancer
<Fishfosh> flib was phantom lancer and I was elder titan (tauren chieftain)
<~flibbyjibbits> i got a few items but then our supports apparently figured that meant they could just run in and get initiated on and die instantly and that they were blameless
<~flibbyjibbits> but if jakiro goes and gets omnislashed and everyone else gets ravage and then avalanched and is dead in the space of a few seconds while im riki clouded then not much can be done
<Fishfosh> In most teamfights my echo stomp was canceled by either ravage or one of their silences
<Fishfosh> or tiny
<Fishfosh> They were on the ball about stopping that ability
<~flibbyjibbits> also this channel is now apparently one of the top network channels
<Fishfosh> and jakiro was too dumb to give me setup stuns
<Skeleton> What!
<Skeleton> How can that be
<Fishfosh> Quick, change the network properties to be hidden before someone thinks we're fun
<Fishfosh> channel properties*
<~flibbyjibbits> 8th by activity
* flibbyjibbits sets mode: +s
<~flibbyjibbits> is this the right one
<~flibbyjibbits> yeah probably
<~flibbyjibbits> not many things +s could stand for
<Fishfosh> Yeah it's +s
<Eltrotraw> +slashfic
<Skeleton> Mode +Spiders
<Eltrotraw> i ship skelly and ark
<Fishfosh> omg
<Skeleton> Iihhh!
<Skeleton> No thanks!
<Fishfosh> where's jim?
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<~flibbyjibbits> space
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<Moonside> So we just got a dragon to claw its ears off
<~flibbyjibbits> hes all angry and stuff
<~flibbyjibbits> and confused and sad and junk
<Moonside> Is he at full power
<CommodoreJim> is this even his final form
<~flibbyjibbits> magic based capabilities offline
<Moonside> Cool
<Eltrotraw> can i shoot his open wounds to make him go more insane
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 12
<Moonside> +4 init
<Fishfosh> The power of music invoked an emotional response that the dragon wasn't comfortable with
<Eltrotraw> oh right, we didn't even roll initiative
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<Fishfosh> +3
<~flibbyjibbits> firstly would be the superfluous fear check
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 17
<CommodoreJim> oh uh shit hold on
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20
<Skeleton> _1
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 8
<Skeleton> 9
<Eltrotraw> wait a tick flib, fear check?
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean theres a paladin and a cavalier so its not likely to happen
<Fishfosh> somebody could roll low
<Fishfosh> you know us
<Arkay> !roll 1 20
<~flibbyjibbits> any time a dragon does anything at all theres a fear check basically
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 9
<Moonside> dumb
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 20
<Eltrotraw> first is init, second is will
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 2
<Fishfosh> Even if the thing is hurting itself to sad music like an emo kid?
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 11
<Eltrotraw> oh, that's cute
<~flibbyjibbits> unless they have the dispassionate watcher class in which case its a save vs calmness
<Eltrotraw> init gave me 10
<Eltrotraw> fear is 13 without paladin/cav/song(?)
<~flibbyjibbits> or acsendent class in which case save vs being stunned by awesomeness
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<Arkay> 9 for init gonna roll for will
<Arkay> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 5
<~flibbyjibbits> im gonna go to the bathroom
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<Fishfosh> will vs fear
<Arkay> +9
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 8
<Moonside> My Aura of Courage gives +4 to people standing within 10 feet
* flibbyjibbits sets mode: +o Fishfosh
<CommodoreJim> hey uhh, bon?
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 3
<~flibbyjibbits> if you could kindly collect the init order whil im away
<CommodoreJim> :|
<CommodoreJim> +3
<CommodoreJim> NICE INIT BRO
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> get fucked! feelin' punk!
<@Fishfosh> With the aura of courage and my will save I have 18
<CommodoreJim> HELLO, BON.
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 5
<CommodoreJim> THANK YOU.
<Skeleton> Here lemme add an asterisk to that thing
<CommodoreJim> Okay let's see
<Arkay> jim, no spaces after a command
<Skeleton> Hey it's your own damn fault doofo
<Skeleton> (but seriously I'm-a fix that)
<Skeleton> !roll 1 5
<Skeleton> !roll 1 5
<Skeleton> damn...
<Eltrotraw> it died already
<Eltrotraw> gg
<Eltrotraw> let's have a moment of silence
<Skeleton> I'm just not sure where to put the asterisk!
<Moonside> Ok so Elsa 16, Vell 20, Freddie 9, Tombs 10, ark's guy whose name I forget 9, uh
<Skeleton> Coinstar
<~flibbyjibbits> i have to go to the bathroom really badly since i got the barbeque shits but my sister is taking a shower aaaaaaa
<Arkay> Leinster
<Moonside> yes
<Skeleton> !roll 1 5
<Moonside> drom 6
<Skeleton> !roll 1 5
<Skeleton> !roll 1 5
<Skeleton> !roll 1 5
<CommodoreJim> just do it without the * and when I can get home to see MODOK's scripts I'll tell you where they go
<Skeleton> It's not letting me do this
<CommodoreJim> http://i.imgur.com/sik11sB.gif also nsfw terrifying ad
<Skeleton> I know where it should go, going by other triggers I have with it
<Arkay> jim wat
<Skeleton> But yuh
<Skeleton> !roll 1 5
<Moonside> are these boobs made out of jello or something
<Eltrotraw> yes
<Skeleton> !roll 1 5
<Skeleton> !roll 1 5
<Skeleton> !roll 1 5
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 5-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 2
<@Fishfosh> !roll 6 6
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 6: Result 2
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 6: Result 6
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 6: Result 3
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 6: Result 5
<CommodoreJim> !roll 4 20
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 6-sided die number 5 of 6: Result 2
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 6-sided die number 6 of 6: Result 4
<Skeleton> Okay at least I got it to work as it did before
<CommodoreJim> !roll 4 20
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 4: Result 7
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 4: Result 16
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 3 of 4: Result 13
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 4 of 4: Result 18
<Arkay> how many dice does it go up to
<Skeleton> 10 I think
<Arkay> !roll 11 11
<@Fishfosh> right, so with that working
<@Fishfosh> what now
<Eltrotraw> we wait for flib
<Eltrotraw> since he didn't roll dargon
<~flibbyjibbits> yeah sorry i had an ordeal in the bathroom
<~flibbyjibbits> but i overcame the trial
<Skeleton> True hero
<~flibbyjibbits> why am i looking up online these things im using the book theyre form as a coaster
<Arkay> flib uses coasters
<Arkay> tru friend
<Moonside> Init is Vell (20), Elsa (16), Tombs (10), Freddie/Leinster (9), Drom (6)
<@Fishfosh> and rolls vs fear are something
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 10
<~flibbyjibbits> +5 init
<~flibbyjibbits> so 15
<~flibbyjibbits> so
<Eltrotraw> I got 13, but that's not including the extra auras
* flibbyjibbits changes topic to 'vell elsa dragon tombs freddie leinster drom'
<Arkay> I got 14+whatever auras
<Moonside> Elsa's gives +4
<@Fishfosh> I got 14+auras too
<~flibbyjibbits> dc 20
<~flibbyjibbits> he took the feat
<Moonside> Let me check Cavaliers then
<~flibbyjibbits> too bad hes not big enough to take the feat chain for straight up eating someone
<Moonside> Oh, for the Cavalier the banner needs to be visible
<~flibbyjibbits> it probably is
<@Fishfosh> Don't see why he would be hiding it
<Moonside> then it's +2
<~flibbyjibbits> just wearing it samurai style
<CommodoreJim> assume Drom wears his banner like a cape
<CommodoreJim> or that
<@Fishfosh> Which puts my roll at 20
<CommodoreJim> like yoshimitsu
<CommodoreJim> runnin' around with a flag on his back
<~flibbyjibbits> not that is matters but its radius 180 feet on the fear
<CommodoreJim> I rolled 5 so :<
<Moonside> so that totals to +6
<~flibbyjibbits> but i think everyones a but closer
<Arkay> okay so I'm at 20 like fish
<Eltrotraw> so basically if it's +6 that means i hit 19
<Arkay> get fucked
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 5 6
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 5: Result 2
<~flibbyjibbits> fear duration in rounds
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 5: Result 6
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 5: Result 3
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 5: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 5 of 5: Result 4
<~flibbyjibbits> 21 rounds of shaken
<CommodoreJim> wah
<~flibbyjibbits> not tht id expect this to last that long
<Arkay> omfg
<~flibbyjibbits> its -2 to attacks saves and skillchecks
<@Fishfosh> glad I passed
<@Fishfosh> 20 was passing, right?
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<@Fishfosh> k
<~flibbyjibbits> hes just one size class too small to get the really fun dragon feats
<Skeleton> lol puny dragon
<@Fishfosh> what a nerd
<@Fishfosh> eat a sandwich, skinny
<~flibbyjibbits> only 9 feet tall and 31 feet long
<Arkay> precious babbu
<@Fishfosh> Anyway
<Skeleton> heh I've fought chinamen bigger than that
<CommodoreJim> can somebody link me to the srd since i don't have it here
<Moonside> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/
<CommodoreJim> and i'm too lazy to good
<CommodoreJim> *goog
<CommodoreJim> thanks
<Eltrotraw> lazy to good
<@Fishfosh> I'll start an Inspire Courage performance and then use Haste on Elsa
<CommodoreJim> i'm too lazy to good, yes.
<~flibbyjibbits> "fun feats" being stuff like tail constrict, snatch and swallow, cause gound tremors with tail swipes, rend, etc
<Moonside> what exactly do both do again, Inspire Courage is +1 to attack and damage right
<@Fishfosh> +2
<@Fishfosh> and vs fear, but lol too late
<Moonside> oh cool
<@Fishfosh> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/h/haste and haste is this
<@Fishfosh> elsa's turn
<Moonside> sweet
<Moonside> oh, first of all, actually
<Moonside> can I still use my powers in this timeline, since they're divine
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<~flibbyjibbits> nobody in the party's magic is in any way impaired
<~flibbyjibbits> its just people native to this timeline
<Skeleton> we should put on a magic show and make MOENY
<Eltrotraw> spoilers we're all native
<Moonside> Ok then I'll call upon HOLY POWER to SMITE EVIL and even more HOLY POWER to give my sword the Holy attribute through divine bond (that's a swift action and a standard action)
<~flibbyjibbits> im flipping through the draconomicon and why would they need to know how to cast the transmuation spells that turn them into dragons they arleady are that
<Moonside> Then I'll move close to the dragon
<~flibbyjibbits> ohhh this spell lets them temporarily become other subspecies
<Moonside> My AC is currently 26 against the thing
<Skeleton> HOLY SHIT
<@Fishfosh> Maybe they can transmute into other types of dragons
<~flibbyjibbits> yeah thats what its for and also they still get the +str/con part
<@Fishfosh> op
<Moonside> Also, I get an extra attack at my highest BAB from haste, but
<@Fishfosh> only when making a full attack
<Moonside> If I power attack, does that attack also count as a first attack for the purpose of furious focus taking the negative from power attack away for the first attack
<~flibbyjibbits> the bonus attack from haste doesn't get the furious focus, only the first attack made
<Moonside> Hmm, ok
<Moonside> dragon can carry on then
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 6
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 3
<~flibbyjibbits> just checking how long until some functionality returns
<~flibbyjibbits> gonna be magicless and breathless for a while longer but other stuff back in 3 rounds
<~flibbyjibbits> as a free action he activates bloodscale fury (like barbarian rage but moreso) and then
<~flibbyjibbits> bit vell, claw vell, claw elsa, wingslap elsa twice and tailswipe drom
<CommodoreJim> rude
<Skeleton> Dragons are scary
<CommodoreJim> and RUDE!
<@Fishfosh> gee
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<~flibbyjibbits> +23
<~flibbyjibbits> bite
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 2
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 20
<@Fishfosh> well that still hits
<~flibbyjibbits> +23 claws
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 17
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 7
<Moonside> well yeah that'd hit
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 6
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 4
<~flibbyjibbits> +15 bite damage
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 1
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 8
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 8
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 3
<~flibbyjibbits> +8 each for claws
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<@Fishfosh> Which claw was which target?
<~flibbyjibbits> the order i said them and the order they rolled
<Moonside> 49/63
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 20
<@Fishfosh> I'm down to 26/57 then
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 10
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 20
<~flibbyjibbits> +21 so
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<~flibbyjibbits> second wingslam crts
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 3 6
<~flibbyjibbits> +12
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 4
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 2
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 3
<~flibbyjibbits> aaaand finally tailswipe drom
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 3
<Moonside> 28/63
<~flibbyjibbits> this actually misses
<CommodoreJim> Woo!
<Moonside> does the dragon have spell resistance
<~flibbyjibbits> yes but not much
<Moonside> ok
<~flibbyjibbits> only 3 actually
<Moonside> yeah that won't be much of a problem I think
<@Fishfosh> tombs?
<Moonside> tombs' turn
<~flibbyjibbits> not old enough to have it naturally so only as a part of the bloodscale fury prestige class
<Moonside> unfortunately I won't be able to lay on hands next turn
<CommodoreJim> shootman it's time to shoot
<@Fishfosh> Use your turn smiting all the evil
<Moonside> I'll have to use the swift action to cast Litany of Righteousness
<Moonside> Oh wait, it's language-dependant?
<Moonside> and the dragon is deaf right now isn't he
<@Fishfosh> yep
<Moonside> well shit
<Eltrotraw> let's double shot as usual
<Eltrotraw> how i shot dragon
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 20
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 15
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 12
<Moonside> let's leave the maximum smiting for next time then
<Eltrotraw> +8 on both since -2 attack roll
<~flibbyjibbits> its got 10 touch ac obviously
<~flibbyjibbits> but 5 DR vs this damage type
<Eltrotraw> !roll 2 8
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 4
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 8-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 2
<Eltrotraw> so that's 20 damage total
<Skeleton> Shocking Image
<Skeleton> !roll 1 4
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 4-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
<Skeleton> +2
<Skeleton> Seven Freddies
<Skeleton> "Yo LIZARD! you want some WIZARD? Come and get me!"
<~flibbyjibbits> too bad hes not dargon enough to have the aoe tailswipe, that'd hurt a lot
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean hed get hurt a lot
<~flibbyjibbits> hitting all those images
<Skeleton> Haha
<Arkay> heh
<@Fishfosh> http://gyazo.com/56db2b2853e1ac7a78cee142741dbd11.png the dragon wants a bowl of wizard
<~flibbyjibbits> wasnt that pyrions take of plancers backstory
<@Fishfosh> yes
<Moonside> Leinster's turn
<Arkay> cure serious wounds on elsa
<Arkay> !roll 3 8
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 3
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 8-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 5
<CommodoreJim> brb
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 8-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 3
<Arkay> +9
<~flibbyjibbits> he can cast true strike at will as a free action but im not sure if it matters, i just realized
<Moonside> op
<Eltrotraw> "Did you say Tuna fish is inside a tunafish sandwich?"
<Moonside> 39/63
<@Fishfosh> He doesn't need it to hit us...
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean 6/day whoops not at will
<Moonside> Drom's turn
<Arkay> I think it's 48/63 Moon since +9 from level
<Moonside> oh ok didn't see that
<CommodoreJim> Alright
<CommodoreJim> SO FIRST THINGS FIRST, CHALLENGING DA DARGON
<Moonside> isn't that language dependant too
<CommodoreJim> I guesssss
<CommodoreJim> this is dumb and I hate it
* CommodoreJim ollies out
<Arkay> dragon sign language
<Moonside> oh actually it doesn't say any such thing in the description of the ability
<CommodoreJim> hmm
<Moonside> so let's just pretend drom flips him off or something
<CommodoreJim> *Drom makes an uncharacteristically rude gesture at the dragon*
<@Fishfosh> Or just kinda does a "You, me, fight" gesture with pointing
<Moonside> that's boring
<~flibbyjibbits> he spoke common to your earlier
* @Fishfosh shrugs
<CommodoreJim> oh yeah
<@Fishfosh> But he's deaf
<CommodoreJim> oh right
<~flibbyjibbits> oh right
<~flibbyjibbits> forgot that part
<CommodoreJim> And I can't be all READ MY LIPS because helmet
<CommodoreJim> alright well
<@Fishfosh> whatever though
<~flibbyjibbits> project an effect into the honorfield
<CommodoreJim> I guess I just sorta clipclop on up on melange and bop him with my axe
<~flibbyjibbits> like how theres a background EM field this world has a background honorfield
<@Fishfosh> Can't you charge with lance in this case?
<CommodoreJim> Maybe, is there room to
<@Fishfosh> there's room for a huge dragon to live
<CommodoreJim> but how much of said room does it take up
<CommodoreJim> :u
<~flibbyjibbits> i was sorta picturing the area as being like, a sort of flat area outside the real mouth of the cave
<@Fishfosh> well, there ya go then
<CommodoreJim> Alright, then, I'm chargin'
<~flibbyjibbits> tilewise all large creatures just take up a 10x10 square even if hes 31 feet long with 45 foot wingspan, i guess most of that is just "somewherE"
<CommodoreJim> any bonus to attack rolls i'm forgetting
<CommodoreJim> not the charge one, i mean
<@Fishfosh> inspire courage?
<CommodoreJim> Right, right
<CommodoreJim> Okay lessee
<@Fishfosh> well that just cancels out the -2 for being shaken here
<@Fishfosh> but still
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<CommodoreJim> +16
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 14
<CommodoreJim> uh hold on i think i hear an animal crying
<CommodoreJim> i should probably check on that
<~flibbyjibbits> hit i guess but since hes checking animal
<CommodoreJim> okay back
<CommodoreJim> just an absurdly squeaky gate in the wind
<CommodoreJim> okay then, damages
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 8
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 7
<CommodoreJim> +19
<CommodoreJim> Wait hold on how does the damage doublin' work
<CommodoreJim> Since lance deals double damage mounted
<Moonside> what's the exact wording
<~flibbyjibbits> roll twice
<~flibbyjibbits> is my interpretation of all double or triple damage effects
<CommodoreJim> Well, during charges
<CommodoreJim> alright
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 8
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<Moonside> I think it depends, especially since I was looking at Litany of Righteousness earlier but whatever
<CommodoreJim> Benefit: A lance deals double damage when used from the back of a charging mount. While mounted, you can wield a lance with one hand.
<Moonside> I think it's just the weapon's damage roll then yeah
<CommodoreJim> okay then, I think I did 32 damage then?
<~flibbyjibbits> k
<Moonside> Vell's turn
<@Fishfosh> right
<@Fishfosh> I'll maintain my performance (free action), Haste Drom and then put as much distance between myself and the dragon as I can this round
<Moonside> Ok, time to attack dragon
<Moonside> full attack with power, that is
<Moonside> !roll 3 20
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 18
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 12
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 3
<Moonside> +17, 15 and 10
<~flibbyjibbits> 23
<Moonside> so 1 and 2 hit
<Moonside> !roll 2 8
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 1
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 8-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 6
<Moonside> +13 to each
<Moonside> and then
<Moonside> !roll 4 6
<Moonside> holy weapon
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 4: Result 1
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 4: Result 3
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 4: Result 2
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 4: Result 1
<Skeleton> , batman
<Moonside> +32 from smite
<@Fishfosh> bon pls
<Moonside> so that's 72 damage
<@Fishfosh> ...that's a lot of smiting
<Moonside> it'd usually be only 16 but first attack vs. dragons gets double bonuses
<@Fishfosh> nice
<Moonside> it'd be 144 if litany of righteousness worked
<Skeleton> hooh
<~flibbyjibbits> thats probably why it doesnt
<Skeleton> "That looks like it hurt"
<Moonside> "Begone, foul creature!," I say as I SMITE EVIL the dragon
<Moonside> Oh, also lay on hands myself
<Moonside> !roll 4 6
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 4: Result 3
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 4: Result 3
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 4: Result 6
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 4: Result 2
<Moonside> ok, dragon's turn
<~flibbyjibbits> He bites elsa and then does a quakeslam
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 5
<~flibbyjibbits> +23 so hits
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 6
<~flibbyjibbits> +15
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 1
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 6
<~flibbyjibbits> and then the quakeslam
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 12
<~flibbyjibbits> everyone make a dc 23 str roll
<Eltrotraw> oh shit
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<~flibbyjibbits> except vell i guess since she ran way
<Moonside> +4
<~flibbyjibbits> away
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 19
<@Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<@Fishfosh> +2 :<
<Moonside> yay
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 6
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20 +lol
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 5
<@Fishfosh> oh I didn't see except me
<Eltrotraw> exactly how far away is tombs
<~flibbyjibbits> i assumed not as far away
<CommodoreJim> !roll 1 20
<CommodoreJim> +6
<BonBonne> CommodoreJim rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 18
<~flibbyjibbits> its got uh
<@Fishfosh> What's the range on the quakeslam?
<~flibbyjibbits> 125 radius actually
<@Fishfosh> oh
<~flibbyjibbits> wait no
<~flibbyjibbits> 75
<~flibbyjibbits> wait no
<~flibbyjibbits> 65
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20
<@Fishfosh> ...
<~flibbyjibbits> math is hard
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 17
<@Fishfosh> I'm still in it then
<Skeleton> -2 :<
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 6
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
<Arkay> wait what's the mod here
<Arkay> !roll 1 20
<~flibbyjibbits> just str
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 4
<Arkay> oh well never mind
<CommodoreJim> oh, str
<CommodoreJim> uhh
<Skeleton> DROMINUS WAS MADE FOR SRTONG
<~flibbyjibbits> everyone in the radius takes 19 damage from the shockwave and those who failed their check are tosses up in the air and land prone
<@Fishfosh> 7 hp and prone
<Skeleton> Does anything happen to my clones
<~flibbyjibbits> those whove played monster hunter can imagine that thing rathalos does where it launches itself backwards into the air but without the instant death fireball
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 15
<~flibbyjibbits> lets say the clones were unnafected
<Eltrotraw> tombs reloads
<Eltrotraw> brb
<Arkay> 43/62 and prone
<Skeleton> 22/41 and prone
<CommodoreJim> 43/62 and prone I think because i used the wrong mod whoops
<Moonside> 21/63
<~flibbyjibbits> (oh whoos the dc should have been 28 but i used just str instead og cmb whoops, not gonna retractively change it though, flibquality stands to make the attack less useful)
<@Fishfosh> What happened to melange?
<CommodoreJim> hm, i dunno
<Skeleton> "I'm starting to think Rakor wasn't such a bad guy"
<~flibbyjibbits> melange probably stood fine since quadrupeds are stable but drom mighta just been knocked out of the saddle
<CommodoreJim> flop
<~flibbyjibbits> damn shoulda given him the alrge and in charge feat this would be great in this situation
<~flibbyjibbits> large*
<~flibbyjibbits> make attacks of oppurtinity on people closing in and shove them back on hit
<@Fishfosh> Great for us or the dragon?
<@Fishfosh> oh
<~flibbyjibbits> he put most of his feats in fear effects and metabreath except for that quake thing
<~flibbyjibbits> lingering breath isnt that great for reds since rules as written being on fire isnt that bad for adventurers but it probably destroys half a commoner village in a few rounds by itself
<Moonside> whose turn is it now, freddie?
<@Fishfosh> burninating all the cottages
<@Fishfosh> and yeah, should be
<@Fishfosh> tombs reloaded
<~flibbyjibbits> basically the feat makes a breath attack persist as a cloud effect until it disperses, dealing damage and secondary effects every round
<Moonside> Fun
<~flibbyjibbits> which in this case means just a cloud of ignited air that spreads over the town and lights stuff up
<Skeleton> Oh
<~flibbyjibbits> i assume tombs was either unproning himself or reloading since idunno if those can be done at the same time so freddie then yes
<Skeleton> Do I get to do anything or just get up
<Moonside> let's see what sort of action is it to get up
<Skeleton> Or use magics from tha flo'
<@Fishfosh> I think he can do those two things
<Moonside> Standing up is a move-equivalent action that provokes an attack of opportunity.
<Moonside> can still do a standard
<Skeleton> All righty
<@Fishfosh> You probably don't want to stay prone, since that gives -4 vs melee attacks
<Eltrotraw> also tombs has 59/78 atm
<@Fishfosh> well... actually who gives a shit he's not missing you anyway
<Skeleton> Anybody want a shield or something
<Skeleton> It seems to hate Elsa, I'll give her one
<Moonside> what does that to
<Moonside> do
<Skeleton> +4 AC
<@Fishfosh> I think maybe we should just try to kill the dragon faster
<Skeleton> Or that
<Moonside> so now he hits on a 7 instead of a 3
<Skeleton> Lightningbolts
<@Fishfosh> Hmm, that would help too though, so up to you
<@Fishfosh> but really I'm pretty sure we're not gonna win an extended encounter
<Skeleton> Shield
<Skeleton> Arrh! Shield or no shield!
<@Fishfosh> sorry, I'll stop confusing you
<Skeleton> Bolts time!
<Skeleton> !roll 8 6
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 8: Result 5
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 8: Result 4
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 8: Result 2
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 8: Result 5
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 5 of 8: Result 5
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 6 of 8: Result 6
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 7 of 8: Result 4
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 8 of 8: Result 4
<@Fishfosh> pretty good rolling there
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<~flibbyjibbits> 9 reflex?
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 11
<Skeleton> I thought it was 17 but I don't remember why
<Skeleton> I've just kept the number 17 in my head
<Skeleton> 10 + spell level 3 + INT 4?
<~flibbyjibbits> its spell level +relevant mod +10 so
<~flibbyjibbits> yeah
<Skeleton> Okay
<~flibbyjibbits> so thats halfed damage them right
<~flibbyjibbits> because he is surprisingly not rogue class
<~flibbyjibbits> what a surprise mirite
<Skeleton> If it succeeded then yup
<Moonside> sneak attacking dragon
<Skeleton> Hey, how long has this dragon been here
<~flibbyjibbits> hold on im slow tonight addition ishard
<Skeleton> 35
<Skeleton> I rolled
<~flibbyjibbits> right
<Skeleton> But I take it its reflex mod is 6 or more
<~flibbyjibbits> its 9
<~flibbyjibbits> so 18
<~flibbyjibbits> coinstars turn
<Skeleton> "Who's afraid of a little THUNDER? Hopefully you."
<~flibbyjibbits> this isnt fe or ct where thunder beats reptile/flying
<CommodoreJim> it should ben
<CommodoreJim> be
<@Fishfosh> leinster's turn
<Skeleton> Lightning beat all dinosaur
<~flibbyjibbits> he does take 50% more from cold damage atleast
<Skeleton> So it's a dragon pokémon
<Arkay> uh what's everyone's health look like
<Moonside> 21/63
<@Fishfosh> 7
<Skeleton> 22/41, but I got clones to cover me
<Skeleton> Unless it earthquakes again
<Skeleton> At least it's not STAB
<CommodoreJim> 43/62 I think
<~flibbyjibbits> next turn some of the immediate effects of the song wear off
<@Fishfosh> well darn
<~flibbyjibbits> breath weapon hes out like a week but
<~flibbyjibbits> mind clears up and can form coherent thoughts beyond hatred and anger and hunger
<Arkay> and i'm prone
<Arkay> am I allowed to unprone and then walk up to vell or is getting up my move action
<Eltrotraw> 59/78
<@Fishfosh> getting up a move action
<Moonside> getting up is a move action
<~flibbyjibbits> you can take a move action as a standard action
<@Fishfosh> is a*
<@Fishfosh> I can heal myself a little bit
<Arkay> alright I guess I'll get up and channel to heal everyone a bit
<Arkay> !roll 3 6
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 2
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 6
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 3
<Moonside> 32/63
<@Fishfosh> 16/57
<Skeleton> 33/41
<CommodoreJim> 54/62
<Skeleton> Earlier I was thinking what if you played a character who was a herding dog but also a cleric
<Skeleton> Heeler healer
<@Fishfosh> pfft
<Eltrotraw> so a st bernard
<@Fishfosh> drom's turn?
<CommodoreJim> alright well
<CommodoreJim> I guess I stand up. Getting back on Melange will probably take another turn
<Skeleton> A lot of breeds are considered heelers
<Eltrotraw> so clearly, you get up, jump on top of the dragon to create a crater and scream "FOR THE KING"
<CommodoreJim> i dunno i guess that's it, standing up and switching back to axe
<~flibbyjibbits> praise the sun
<Skeleton> We need its light we need its heat we need its energy
<Skeleton> Without the sun without a doubt there'd be no you and me
<@Fishfosh> Is that it then?
<CommodoreJim> yeah i'm done
<~flibbyjibbits> no i just felt like saying that since eltro saidfor the king
<@Fishfosh> k
<Skeleton> Go go Vellamo
<@Fishfosh> Guess I'll stand back up and use Cure Moderate Wounds on myself
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<@Fishfosh> !roll 2 8
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 8
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<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 8-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 2
<@Fishfosh> +8, so 18
<@Fishfosh> back up to 34/57
<@Fishfosh> elsa's turn
<Moonside> full attack again
<Moonside> !roll 3 20
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 3: Result 18
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 2 of 3: Result 12
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 3 of 3: Result 8
<Moonside> +17, 15 and 10
<Moonside> same as before I guess
<Moonside> !roll 2 8
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 8-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 7
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 8-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 3
<Moonside> +13 to each
<Moonside> +16 because of smite
<Moonside> !roll 4 6
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 4: Result 6
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 4: Result 1
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 4: Result 1
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 4: Result 6
<Moonside> ok so math time
<@Fishfosh> 66?
<Moonside> oh yeah
<@Fishfosh> I was adding it up as you went
<Moonside> I'll also lay on hands
<Moonside> !roll 4 6
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 4: Result 1
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 4: Result 3
<Moonside> bon pls
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 4: Result 1
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 4: Result 6
<Moonside> bonnn
<Moonside> 43/63
<Arkay> how many ones have you rolled today :P
<Moonside> a lot
<@Fishfosh> dragon's turn
<Skeleton> Well it's about a 17% chance on a d6 and that's a lot of d6es
<~flibbyjibbits> as his shredded and torn up mind starts to come back he realizes he left his mountain on fire
<Moonside> yeah I guess
<Eltrotraw> naturally we don't know this
<@Fishfosh> Is that the dragon equivalent of leaving the oven on?
<~flibbyjibbits> he powerclimbs up into the air above the cave entrance and hovers in place looking down
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<~flibbyjibbits> 'oh damn i left the volcano on'
<Skeleton> What
<Skeleton> Is he gonna be out of range to shoot/shoot with lightning?
<@Fishfosh> Does this provoke any attacks of opportunity?
<~flibbyjibbits> lightning has really really ridiculous range so probably not
<Skeleton> 120 ft
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe if you jump or stand on droms shoulders you could reach
<~flibbyjibbits> anwaysy
<Moonside> provoking is serious business
<~flibbyjibbits> powerclimb doesnt provoke
<Moonside> ok
<@Fishfosh> op
<~flibbyjibbits> as hes hovering there and probably raining blood down from his blood holes hes gonna say something
<@Fishfosh> can we throw sonic bombs
<~flibbyjibbits> i forget what it was he was gonna say so hold on a secong
<Skeleton> 'oh my gOD I'M BLEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIINGG"
<@Fishfosh> 'gg nubs 1v1 me next time'
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe hes just screaming in an archaic dialect of draconic so i dont have to say it in specific
<Skeleton> It sounds important
<~flibbyjibbits> something about how you cheated so hes just gonna go head over to that town just too far away for you to follow him and finish it off
<Eltrotraw> translation: "stupid noobs 1v6 and you still couldn't kill me"
<@Fishfosh> oh
<Skeleton> Shoot him Tombs omg
<@Fishfosh> But he cannot into breath attack
<Skeleton> And then I will lightningbolt
<Skeleton> But your turn goes first :Y
<~flibbyjibbits> something about how you cant possibly get there in time to save them so might as well just head back to the temple and look at what you did
<@Fishfosh> nothing I have goes far enough
<Eltrotraw> can i shot him
<Eltrotraw> in the legs
<Arkay> i can't really dimension door there
<Eltrotraw> ("Everyone's a hero... til I shoot off a leg or two")
<Arkay> unless we wanna leave some people behind
<~flibbyjibbits> whats the range increment on your gu
<~flibbyjibbits> n
<CommodoreJim> okay it looks like it's time for the fastball special.
<CommodoreJim> Drom will pick up Tombs and hurl him at the dragon
<Eltrotraw> 10 ft
<Eltrotraw> then its -1 attack roll per 5 ft right
<@Fishfosh> Too bad we don't have a gnome or halfling, they're easier to throw
<Arkay> also i could potentially fireball it
<Arkay> long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)
<~flibbyjibbits> well hes 125 feet up
<CommodoreJim> yeah if we had one of those with an attitude like wolverine's this'd be good
<@Fishfosh> I don't think fire woud work
<Arkay> oh right it's a dragon :U
<Skeleton> Whao
<@Fishfosh> it's a red dragon specifically
<@Fishfosh> fire is what it does
<Skeleton> Too far for Tombsgun?
<@Fishfosh> the range increment on my bow is 60
<Eltrotraw> uh i dunno
<~flibbyjibbits> lets see
<Eltrotraw> fireball is probably bettur
<~flibbyjibbits> tombs can try the shot at -21 to hit
<Moonside> long-range shotgun
<Arkay> or can i like dimension door on top of the dragon
<Arkay> that's silly actually
<@Fishfosh> That just might be crazy enough... to get yourself killed
<~flibbyjibbits> i thought leinster was a coward gay who just did stuff for money
<Arkay> i just never get to use the travel domain and that makes me sad ; -;
<@Fishfosh> that's okay, I haven't gotten a good chance to use my watersong yet either
<CommodoreJim> that's okay i totally forgot i had a horse
<@Fishfosh> But yeah, what would be the penalty to hit for a 60 range increment bow?
<Eltrotraw> moeny
<Moonside> that's ok I don't usually use my smite evil oh wait nevermind
<Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20
<Eltrotraw> bang
<BonBonne> Eltrotraw rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 9
<Eltrotraw> lol
<Moonside> hmm, I wanted to make an inquisitor
<Eltrotraw> 9+15 = 24 - 21 = 3
<Eltrotraw> gg
<Eltrotraw> needed at least 16 to win
<Moonside> though since it was more of a character idea I'm not sure if I go with that or a zen archer for that one
<Skeleton> Well, Freddie gon' jump offa Drom's head and shoot lightning
<Skeleton> !roll 8 6
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 8: Result 3
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 8: Result 5
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 8: Result 6
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 8: Result 5
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 5 of 8: Result 4
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 6 of 8: Result 1
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 7 of 8: Result 2
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 6-sided die number 8 of 8: Result 3
<~flibbyjibbits> make an acrobatics check
<Skeleton> Oh
<~flibbyjibbits> for the jump
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20 +1
<Skeleton> Er.
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 20
<Arkay> omfg
<Skeleton> !
<@Fishfosh> I can't find what the penalty is for range increments on the srd
<Moonside> freddie jumps off of the face of the earth and gets a platinum medal at the olympics
<Skeleton> critical hop
<~flibbyjibbits> -2
<@Fishfosh> ok
<~flibbyjibbits> for every increment over the max
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways
<~flibbyjibbits> re:freddie
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 11
<@Fishfosh> Then I can try to arrow it at -4
<Skeleton> 29
<~flibbyjibbits> he makes a flawless running jump and then kicking off the back of droms head for the extra height then firing his spell in midair
<Moonside> "Whoa."
<Skeleton> "Don't leave now! Weather diviner predicted LIGHTNINGBOLTS!"
<CommodoreJim> *klunk* "What"
<Moonside> "That was a nice jump."
<~flibbyjibbits> the dragon makes his ref save for reduced damage but
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 12
<Skeleton> "Thank you."
<~flibbyjibbits> ok he passes the fly check
<CommodoreJim> "Good show, Freddie."
<@Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<@Fishfosh> +8 bowshot
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 16
<Arkay> just glancing through the rulebook to look up red dragons: An old or older red dragon can control any fire spell within 10 feet per age category of the dragon as a standard action. This ability allows it to move any fire effect in the area, as if it were the caster.
<@Fishfosh> 24 enough to hit?
<Skeleton> Dragons OP
<Arkay> fireballing it seems even dummer now
<@Fishfosh> I warned you about fireballs bro
<@Fishfosh> I told you dog
<~flibbyjibbits> he has 25 ac :u
<@Fishfosh> dang
<Moonside> "I did not expect him to run away..."
<~flibbyjibbits> also i guess TECHNICALLY theres an additional -4 to projectiles due to the galeforce winds that hovering causes but that doesnt matter not
<Skeleton> "Nuts! We had him on the ropes!"
<Moonside> did we
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<Moonside> meta knowledge
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 10
<Arkay> "You know, that potion of flierfall would've been wonderful right about now."
<Skeleton> If you roll a 20 on meta knowledge can you talk about the players and GM
<@Fishfosh> you gain your character sheet at an in-game item
<~flibbyjibbits> meta knowledge check fails due to imporer connection due to alternate universe
<@Fishfosh> if it's confident enough to go try and do more violence, probably not
<@Fishfosh> but idk
<@Fishfosh> not like the villagers could actually damage it most likely
<CommodoreJim> rip village
<@Fishfosh> I'm gonna go buy a snack brb
<Arkay> "Look on the bright side guys, maybe this dragon will doom the timeline."
<Moonside> Elsa doesn't look very happy from hearing that.
<Eltrotraw> "Maybe this dragon's got a deathwish"
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways he flies away now
<Skeleton> Freddie looks bummed too
<Eltrotraw> "Damned bugger wants to run"
<Skeleton> 'I wanted the exp'
<Arkay> "He doesn't just wanna run, man, he already left."
<Moonside> "Well... what now?"
<@Fishfosh> bag of popcorn get
<@Fishfosh> "This is all my fault, isn't it..."
<CommodoreJim> 'yes'
<Moonside> "How so?"
<Skeleton> "N...no, I mean PROBABLY not..."
<~flibbyjibbits> technically its freddies fault
<CommodoreJim> :O
<Skeleton> Realleh
<@Fishfosh> "I shouldn't have even tried to use the song.  I made everything worse.  It just felt like there was actually hope..."
<~flibbyjibbits> this is the version of nimhais from the split where freddie drank the fountain and they completed the mission to deliver the armor to him
<~flibbyjibbits> though then again
<~flibbyjibbits> that split timeline it was sucessful because in the pocket time loop the effects of mr bones werent in action
<~flibbyjibbits> so in a way it was sort of just like a closed self creating time loop
<@Fishfosh> time travel is hard
<~flibbyjibbits> that resulted in this happening so its sort of nobodies fault since theyd already done everything before doing it
<Moonside> "The song is what allowed us to fight it in the first place, so do not worry about it too much.
<Arkay> "Eh, this timeline was going to hell anyway. It's not your fault."
<CommodoreJim> "We at least tried to help."
<@Fishfosh> "I guess..."
<CommodoreJim> I wanted Drom to say 'you shouldn't dwell too much on your failures' *SUDDENLY REMEMBERS DEAD KING, COLLAPSES AND CRIES*
<Eltrotraw> so was this not supposed to happen then flib
<Skeleton> But that would be saying 'yes it is your fault >:U'
<~flibbyjibbits> its sort of a moral question as to whether or not people in an alternate universe still matter
<Arkay> not unless it's the party dimension
<Eltrotraw> tombs dont care
<Skeleton> To our home world, none of this ever happened or existed or anything, so no, to us they kinda don't and shouldn't
<CommodoreJim> y'know
<Skeleton> But
<CommodoreJim> i had -JUST- watched Crisis on Two Earths
<Skeleton> Neutral good
<Arkay> i can understand how the party would care, but leinster and tombs prolly don't give much of a shit
<Skeleton> Can't help caring
<@Fishfosh> Neutral, but I think it would still cause a pretty shitty feeling if you feel responsible for a bunch of alternate-timeline people dying
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways at some point in the time since you showed up here someone might have noticed the gradually growing but still barely noticable shaking and humming coming from the vague direction of the temple
<@Fishfosh> oh
<Skeleton> It better fucking not be about to explode
<Eltrotraw> tombs doesn't care as long as there's either money or things to shoot involved
<Skeleton> If it explodes that will put a serious damper on what few plans Freddie has for the future.
<~flibbyjibbits> so whats party want to do
<Eltrotraw> tombs will just tag along or at least wander around for shit to loot
<@Fishfosh> wallow in self-pity
<Arkay> maybe not stray too far from the temple
<@Fishfosh> maybe tombs can go search the dragon's cave for treasure before it gets back
<@Fishfosh> also, heal up
<Arkay> oh okay what's everyone look like health-wise
<@Fishfosh> 34/57
<Eltrotraw> 59/78
<Eltrotraw> unless i missed another hit
<Moonside> Ok I'm back
<Moonside> 43/63
<Arkay> gonna channel twice then see where we're at
<Arkay> !roll 6 6
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 6: Result 2
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 6: Result 1
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 3 of 6: Result 6
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 4 of 6: Result 6
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 5 of 6: Result 2
<BonBonne> Arkay rolled 6-sided die number 6 of 6: Result 5
<Arkay> +22 for everyone that should be pretty okay
<Moonside> So did that count as a win for the purposes of level up
<~flibbyjibbits> levels up arent tied to number of wins
<Arkay> level ups are tied to when flab feels like it :b
<Moonside> yes but we usually get those after bosses
<~flibbyjibbits> but not now
<@Fishfosh> I'm guessing that has to wait until after we fight the bonersmith
<~flibbyjibbits> probably
<Skeleton> "So, uh, how about those dragons, huh?"
<Skeleton> "Don't tell anyone who lives here I said this but I feel like we hit the homeworld jackpot"
<Arkay> "Homeworld jackpot?"
<Skeleton> "As in, our home timeline is a pretty good one"
<@Fishfosh> "I suppose, comparatively."
<~flibbyjibbits> espsecially considering he was only in his 30s
<@Fishfosh> huh?
<Skeleton> babbu dragon
<~flibbyjibbits> by age category he was like
<@Fishfosh> baby dragons and elder orcs
<~flibbyjibbits> 15 in human years
<~flibbyjibbits> or 18ish i guess
<@Fishfosh> http://i.imgur.com/w0vtBy2.png So now we just wait near the temple for the ride to begin, I guess
<Arkay> what's dragon puberty like
<Skeleton> The pimples are full of MAGMA
<Arkay> there's mr. bones and I guess the hooded figure is vell who are the other three then
<~flibbyjibbits> according to the draconomicon its mostly being really hungry all the time and wanting to inflate ego as much as possible
<@Fishfosh> http://i.imgur.com/KeEmS4O.jpg control panel for this timeline
<Skeleton> omfg
<~flibbyjibbits> what shoe is that from
<~flibbyjibbits> show
<@Fishfosh> Megas XLR
<Arkay> megas xlr?
<~flibbyjibbits> ah
<Arkay> yeah that's what it looked like
<Arkay> i haven't seen it in foreverrrr
<~flibbyjibbits> i like how destroy the worse world is 3 switches and smite the world is a dial
<Moonside> context-sensitive buttons
<@Fishfosh> I love that show
<Skeleton> Fish made me crave popcorn so I made some
<CommodoreJim> I should watch Megas XLR again
<CommodoreJim> And maybe make Skeleton watch it
<~flibbyjibbits> it was an amazing show
<@Fishfosh> I have the entire series on my ipod
<~flibbyjibbits> 10/10
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways
<~flibbyjibbits> i assume SOMEONE thought to look back in the cave and i guess he just left his travel kit behind and his main lootpile is elsewhere in the multiverse
<~flibbyjibbits> the travel kit seems to be a hat
<~flibbyjibbits> or rather you see a magical hat sitting in the back of the cave
<~flibbyjibbits> normal sized
<~flibbyjibbits> *note: magical wearables resize to owner when in use
<@Fishfosh> What KIND of hat?
<~flibbyjibbits> its difficult to tell
<~flibbyjibbits> its a magically morphic hat
<@Fishfosh> omg
<@Fishfosh> sounds like a great hat
<Skeleton> "Check out this hat."
<Arkay> omg let's seeeee
<~flibbyjibbits> dare anyone put the hat on
<Eltrotraw> but yeah what do we do
<Skeleton> I dare!
<Arkay> I'd like to if you guys are fine with that
<Arkay> okay freddie can go
<CommodoreJim> DARE YOU WEAR MY MAGICAL HAT??????????
<Skeleton> I was just thinking that
<CommodoreJim> *pee dumps out onto freddie's headdie*
<@Fishfosh> it's a whizz hat, isn't it?
<Skeleton> omg
<~flibbyjibbits> the hat falls completely over his head and drops onto his shoulders
<Skeleton> "Waaah!"
<Skeleton> "It's eating me"
<~flibbyjibbits> there was apparently a portable hole half folded and tucked onto the inside
<Moonside> hat of holding
<@Fishfosh> Sounds great for magic acts
<Skeleton> For people with a lot of hair
<~flibbyjibbits> the local gravity on the inside is towards the bottom so that probably hurts a bunch
<@Fishfosh> You could fit like, a million rabbits inside
<CommodoreJim> ow
<Skeleton> "Bad hat!"
<Skeleton> I take that shit off
<CommodoreJim> or DO YOU????
<~flibbyjibbits> i assume freddie forcefully throws it to the ground, the portable hold falls out since it wasnt actually part of the hat, it was just like folded up and stuffed inside
<Skeleton> Sure
<Moonside> "Hm, a portable hole."
<CommodoreJim> put...put your dick in it
<Skeleton> We're Looney Tunes now
<Skeleton> It's official
<Skeleton> Drom can be Marvin the Martian
<CommodoreJim> you've made me very angry
<Arkay> Tombs is Elmer Fudd
<~flibbyjibbits> the hat also is magic by itself
<Arkay> or no
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean why else would he own it
<Arkay> yosemite sam
<Arkay> so what's the hat do
<CommodoreJim> urmom
<CommodoreJim> WOAH
<~flibbyjibbits> his head is about the size of an entire human torso hed have no reason to wear a normal sized hat
<@Fishfosh> I'll try wearing the hat sans-hole
<Skeleton> 'GRYFFINDOR'
<CommodoreJim> haha
<~flibbyjibbits> its command word operated magic
<@Fishfosh> oh
<Arkay> microsoft word operated magic
<@Fishfosh> Hope he wrote down his passwords like a moron
<Skeleton> Looks like you're trying to wear a hat
<Skeleton> Want some help?
<~flibbyjibbits> he wrote it down in 50 foot tall flaming letters on the island of horrible danger
<~flibbyjibbits> so i guess gonna take spellcraft checks or identification or something
<@Fishfosh> I'll cast Identify then
<Skeleton> The Island of Horrible Danger?
<Skeleton> Is that real
<@Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<@Fishfosh> +17 spellcraft to identify hat
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 9
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20
<Skeleton> +15
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 10
<Skeleton> No better
<~flibbyjibbits> it seems to be a lesser hat of disguise
<~flibbyjibbits> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/h-l/hat-of-disguise
<Skeleton> Ah! Perfect.
<@Fishfosh> Lesser?  What a cheap-ass dragon
<Arkay> is that really the only thing of value he had
<~flibbyjibbits> cheaper in the long run than just paying people to paint him since he only bothered to change color
<CommodoreJim> where does he keep the cars
<~flibbyjibbits> the portable hole had stuff inside too
<CommodoreJim> like a magical realm???
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<@Fishfosh> Well, this hat of disguise is very useful to Vell
<Arkay> Well then I check out the portable hole
<~flibbyjibbits> it looks like he apparently slept in the portable hole sometimes
<~flibbyjibbits> or kept food in there
<Skeleton> what.
<Arkay> a bed fit for a dragon
<~flibbyjibbits> since theres a half eaten carcass of some large animal in ther
<Moonside> That means that there isn't anything nice in there, right
<Skeleton> I thought dragons slept on MOENY
<@Fishfosh> I thought portable holes didn't have air
<~flibbyjibbits> on top of some big number of coins
<Arkay> ooooo
<~flibbyjibbits> he left the lid open overnight
<Eltrotraw> so is the money anything we can use
<~flibbyjibbits> probably not in its current form since its minted by a country that never existed
<~flibbyjibbits> but its still metal
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean its all silver
<~flibbyjibbits> like
<~flibbyjibbits> a lot of it
<@Fishfosh> cheap dragon
<@Fishfosh> at least it's not bronze scum
<~flibbyjibbits> hey now, a lot of dragons like low denomination coins because they feel like they have more
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways
<~flibbyjibbits> theres 10 000 gold worth of silver inside
<~flibbyjibbits> theres what, 100 silver in a gold?
<~flibbyjibbits> so thats uh, about a million coins
<~flibbyjibbits> 83 cubic feet of coins
<Arkay> that is totes acceptable
<Eltrotraw> so how do we convert that considering the rate
<Moonside> I guess we'll have to take the carcass out
<Skeleton> Is this valid back home
<~flibbyjibbits> lets just simplify it and say that coins are the same weight between worlds so its the same value at home, if it just melts down to ignots and sell those
<Arkay> it's silver, skeleton
<Arkay> we can maybe like melt it
<Arkay> yeah
<@Fishfosh> money money money is all you need
<Skeleton> Hmm who is this president
<Eltrotraw> i will sell you MONEY
<Skeleton> President Butttoucher?? That's not a president who existed!
<~flibbyjibbits> its probably worht a lot more in this world due to their horrible lack of ability to produce stuff
<Eltrotraw> we can look for more stuff to kill
<Arkay> too bad this world is basically ded
<~flibbyjibbits> i mean itd convert to the same amount of gold etc but its buying power is higher here
<~flibbyjibbits> also the fact that its basically a dead world with no wildlife and nigh impossible agriculture and also cosmologically cut off and doomed means low property prices
<@Fishfosh> We have a skeleton to kill
<Arkay> yeah
<Skeleton> omg
<Arkay> if this is all the goods, then I wanna head on back to the temple
<Skeleton> What if
<Skeleton> Piece by piece
<Skeleton> We took one of these worlds apart and reconstructed it in our home timeline
<Skeleton> Law of conservation of matter would blow up?
<Arkay> why don't we just take the best parts of every timeline and make a party dimension
<@Fishfosh> let's not and say we did
<~flibbyjibbits> law of conservation of matter was gone the moment conjuration magic existed
<Skeleton> Oh right
<~flibbyjibbits> or timeline splits could occur
<~flibbyjibbits> since i mean by some logic, if a major event can cause a splintered timeline, then thats sort of doubling the mass of the universe isnt it
<~flibbyjibbits> nevermind
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways moving on
<~flibbyjibbits> brb
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<Skeleton> DM gone
<Skeleton> To the party dimension!
<@Fishfosh> How does the party dimension work?
<@Fishfosh> Where do they get the endless snacks and drinks?
<Skeleton> magic
<@Fishfosh> Ah, yes, magic
<@Fishfosh> party wizards
<@Fishfosh> Cast Summon Chips
<Arkay> abduct snackromancers from the food dimensions
<Skeleton> http://smaaaash.net/wizard-joins-your-party-wizard-is-the-party/ this is the god of the party dimension
<Arkay> snackromancers
<Arkay> sounds more like someone who would make love to a bowl of chips
<Arkay> also #swag skeleton
<Eltrotraw> http://images.wikia.com/leagueoflegends/images/8/8e/Graves.joke2.ogg related to adventure
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<flibbyjibbits> ok back
<Skeleton> And then I flick on the Million Mile Christmas Lights to light up the party dimens-oh hi flib
<flibbyjibbits> sorryaboutthtat
<flibbyjibbits> the party dimension is to this campaign as dragon shores was to spyro 2
<@Fishfosh> I don't understand that comparison
<Eltrotraw> i dont know the comparison
<Skeleton> ???
<CommodoreJim> what's a spyro
<CommodoreJim> can you eat it
<flibbyjibbits> so the game was about multiverse stuff, he gets summoned to the hub world when hes trying to take a portal to the beach party universe, and the whole game hes depressed over missing his vacation
<flibbyjibbits> then at 100% completion you can go there
<flibbyjibbits> he doesnt actually care that much about the political conflict of the alternate universe which is the plotline hes just pissed off because they interupted his trip
<flibbyjibbits> anyways
<flibbyjibbits> what do
<Moonside> Let's go back to the temple
<Arkay> been wanting to head back to the temple yeah
<CommodoreJim> legends of the hidden temple
<@Fishfosh> yep
<flibbyjibbits> the exterior hasnt changed much yet
<flibbyjibbits> the long hallway that leads back to  the chamber hasnt yet
<flibbyjibbits> but at the end where youd normally see the light of the chamber
<flibbyjibbits> it would appear that it is currently being closed up
<flibbyjibbits> brick by brick
<Moonside> I guess we're doing it right, then
<Skeleton> What
<@Fishfosh> guess so
<Skeleton> Our way out is being bricked???
<CommodoreJim> great we messed up the homebrew
<Arkay> omg
<CommodoreJim> and bricked the dimension
<flibbyjibbits> as the last few bricks are put in place the building shakes gently
<Eltrotraw> "That a good thing?"
<Skeleton> "Auh!"
<Moonside> "..."
<flibbyjibbits> the last one is in place
<flibbyjibbits> it is now totally dark in the hallway
<Eltrotraw> Do we have light or should i make some right now
<@Fishfosh> I'll use Dancing Lights
<Eltrotraw> I was going to shoot the ceiling to make the muzzle flash light up the room
<CommodoreJim> that's dumb and would give us a split second of light
<@Fishfosh> This makes more sense
<Eltrotraw> no it makes perfect sense bang
<CommodoreJim> stop trying to bang everything tombs
<Moonside> oh bby
<@Fishfosh> but yeah, 4 glowing spheres of torch-equivalent light
<@Fishfosh> I'll move them around to see if anything looks different yet
<flibbyjibbits> where the bricks had been is now a door
<@Fishfosh> ah
<Moonside> omnious pre-boss music starts
<Moonside> How long has it been since we fought the dragon?
<@Fishfosh> someone hit the save block
<flibbyjibbits> idunno maybe half a day
<flibbyjibbits> its nightfall as you got here
<Moonside> We might want to rest before fighting then
<Moonside> Because daily resources
<@Fishfosh> I didn't use too much really
<@Fishfosh> Dunno about everyone else
<Skeleton> 2 more level 3s (lighningbolts)
<Moonside> Hmm, well I guess I still have enough Lay on Hands
<CommodoreJim> what's a daily resource
<CommodoreJim> can i eat it
<Skeleton> Yes.
<Skeleton> Remember when we kept track of rations
<Moonside> no
<Arkay> I really didn't do much in the last fight so I'm good
<Skeleton> I can deal
<Arkay> just used one level 3, and three channels
<@Fishfosh> I only have 1 more level 3, but just a haste should be enough
<@Fishfosh> then I have plenty of everything else
<@Fishfosh> also I just realized that I can, in fact, haste the entire party
<@Fishfosh> oh well
<Arkay> heh
<Moonside> Maybe we'll leave this for next time
<@Fishfosh> yeah, I thought that as soon as we got to this point
<@Fishfosh> I'm too tired
<Skeleton> gg dragon
<@Fishfosh> gonna go to bed, goodnight
<Moonside> bye