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Stillborn log of hobo suicide

joo
Oct 4th, 2017 (edited)
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  1. The smelly hobo [to me]: I need some meth, man, I want to kill myself, and I got places to be, ya know.
  2. The smelly hobo slams a foot down into the corpse grinder, which starts whirring madly and grinding flesh like paper in a shredder, prompting smelly hobo to die from shock.
  3. The corpse grinder begins to shred up the body of smelly hobo violently.
  4. The corpse grinder starts whirring as its teeth spin, slicing and mutilating the body of smelly hobo.
  5. The corpse grinder chokes and sputters, coughing out a heart of a smelly hobo.
  6. The corpse grinder chokes and sputters, coughing out a small intestine.
  7. The corpse grinder grinds and grinds when a chunk of red meat suddenly spits out and scrapes against the ground.
  8. A yellow everyman comes down the road from the west.
  9. The huge cute harveyfish picks up a heart of a smelly hobo off the dirt.
  10. The huge cute harveyfish goes bluhbrhuuhrhblhb.
  11. The huge cute harveyfish heads west down the road, kicking up dust.
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