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sub P64 { ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; my $self = shift; say($self, <<'EOP64'


Hello Hackers! I am elite Romanian hacker. I am the Circle of Lost
Hackers. Is joke: circle begins and ends with me. I am the well educated.
I was in school and taking the English courses. I will unite the
underground. Big concessions (concessions nice word, yes?) are made by
all. Bad guys must stop being so bad, and good guys must stop using good
grammar. Enjoy the Phrack 64!

Some cynics (cynics good word, yes?) complain these type things:

- We are the not qualified to edit: Some or all of we cannot write decent
  English.
- We do not edit: We did not fixed the punctuation, spelling, or grammar
  issues that are prevalent throughout Phrack 64.

Excuse me copy-paste english (love babelfish LOL)

I think you should think outside box, hacker think outside box, to think
through my English.

We not so bad, authors not so good also! Authors make us words
"genericity" and "prophety" when silly authors probably think
"genericalness" and "prophecy"!.

Phrack authors hacker masters of run-on sentences. They do not have my
Romanian skill of simple short sentence! See this eg. from master Phrack
author:

"Instead of going straight to the results of the proposed implementation,
we may introduce the domain of program analysis, without going deeply
in the theory (which can go very formal), but taking the perspective
of a hacker who is tired of focusing on a specific exploit problem
and want to investigate until which automatic extend it is possible
to find vulnerabilities and generate an exploit code for it without
human intervention."

The part "until which automatic extend" random from a common dictionary,
this method I well know!

My Phrack authors don't much read over their work but we read and we think
pretty good! We think double double word make point DOUBLE STRONG! Phrack
authors much do! "The method which I now propose relies on an undocumented
the undocumented Mac OS X system call".

Phrack has two kinds of authors, and these be them:

Weird foreigner with a small grasp of the English, such as Borat.
American with full sixth-grade education, like as Jethro from The Beverly
Hillbillies.

Before go, Here, good pro-Romanian anti-Bulgarian (boo Bulgara!) joke from
www:

You know the good thing about Romanians? They get shit done! Do you know
why we do not hear about Bulgarian hackers? Because the Romanians are
better! At any given moment, a dozen hackers throughout Bulgaria are
saying "Shit, those fucking Romanians beat me to it!"

Your truely,

PHRACK STAFF: Back on action.
PHRACK 64: Someone got do it.

==

If you want readers to imagine you as either Borat or Jethro, continue
writing without reading over your work. Write without editing. Write
without a dictionary. Write without submitting to a native English
speaker. It may become increasingly difficult for me to maintain a high
level of respect for the professionalism of my associates as a whole.

Thank you, gladio and g463, for contributing fine articles with fine
English. Thank you, Borat and Jethro, for your fine work on the rest of
the articles in Phrack 64.

EOP64
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