Funny story, but TMI warning: my ex was sort of disgusted by breast feeding at first, and used to make weird little comments about how it must taste, since it was warm and rather thick. I made waaaaay more milk than the baby could drink, and he used to make comments about how icky the whole thing must be.

This is why I used to chase him through the house when the baby was down for a nap, squirting him (those first few squirts are fairly...powerful. I used to get five feet on the first squirt from each boob.) I'd run through the house topless, squirting him while he ran for cover.

The first time he tried breast milk was a shot that got him in the mouth.

He made a very strange face, mentioned that it was very, very sweet, and from then on I caught him eyeballing my boobs in a completely different way. He said it reminded him of sweetened condensed milk.

I eventually had to stop breast feeding because the sugar content in my breast milk was so high. I'm not diabetic (the usual cause), and I don't actually eat that much sugar, but the doctor recommended I start supplementing with formula to prevent problems.

I can't say I miss the giant milk bags on my chest, but having the ultimate "water" gun handy was pretty funny. (Not funny parts included breast milk squirts immediately on hearing a baby cry. Any baby. Even on a recording. Try leading an office workshop or discussing invoices with a business partner when you leak all over the place if someone walks by a window with an hungry baby. I'd go right through the shields you can put in your bra several times a day.)