/ztg/ - Burga King Foot Lettuce

/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Edición criatura
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>"The last thing you want in your BugBurga™ burga, Remmy—"
>Whoa, what the fuck?! What?? I spring upright in my chair like a fucking bomb just went off. Rex?? How the fuck did Rex get in here??
>"—is somebody's foot fun-/guss/," he continues. He's in my line of sight now. He's walking right towards me in a straight line as if he doesn't even see me, but he's staring me down like a shepherd. My heart's fucking beating out of my chest. I feel like all the blood's left my face. I don't know whether to start running or not. What the fuck is going on?! Why is he talking like that?!
>"But as it turns out, man, that might be what you GÄêt."
>AAGH!! Fuck!! The emphasis goes through my entire body like an electric shock. Every muscle contorts. I hear myself bleat out involuntarily. The room's starting to spin now. So much is happening. Everything's buzzing. I think I'm hyperventilating. I have to get the fuck out of here.
>Oh my god, he's still walking towards me!
>"A furchanner uploaded a photo anonymously to the site—"
>I'm out of my chair now. I kick the table in front of him and he doesn't even notice. It gets pushed out of his way like it weighs nothing. He doesn't break his stare for a moment. He's still got the same easy smile.
>I start stepping backwards.
>"—showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce—"
>I'm walking in step with him now. My legs are moving all by instinct. I can't break his gaze.
>"—with the statement: 'This is the lettuce you eat at BugBurga™.'"
>I hit the far wall and stop, but he's still walking forward. It's like he could push me right through it. My vision's going grey.
>"Admittedly, he had shoes on—"
>The gap closes. I can barely see anything except the whites of his eyes, searing bright under those half-closed lids as fiercely as the sun behind the moon.
>He pauses for breath. His chest rises like he's inhaling the whole world. His lips part and his smile widens.
>"—but, y'know, that's even worse."
>Everything goes black.