Nvidia is better than AMD What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you geforce 256? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Radeon University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret deals with game developers, and I have over 9000 confirmed GFLOPS. I am trained in async warfare and I’m the top engineer in the entire Radeon family. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will compute you the fuck out with double precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of developers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rig. Your PC is fucking dead, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-bench you in over nine thousand games, and that’s just with my Mach 64. Not only am I extensively trained in GPUOpen, but I have access to the entire SDK of the Vulkan API and I will use it to its full extent to gimp your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit on your GTX 1080 and all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking toast, kiddo. Intel is better than AMD What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you Pentium 4? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at AMD University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret deals with OEMs, and I have over 900 confirmed GIPS. I am trained in micro-ops warfare and I’m the top engineer in the entire AMD family. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will compute you the fuck out with Passmark the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the PCI-E lanes? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of developers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rig. Your PC is fucking dead, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-bench you in over nine thousand games, and that’s just with my Sempron. Not only am I extensively trained in single core, but I have access to the entire library of instruction sets and I will use it to its full extent to gimp your miserable ass off the face of the Earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit on your 6950x and all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking rekt, kiddo.