The illegality of booping

"Does this make you upset?"
>You boop the she-wolf right on her lil' snooter
>She throws a weak punch at your arm
>"STOP! IT'S ILLEGAL!" She says, a growing redness peaking through her dark coat
"Lol no it's not. If it were, why aren't you running away?"
>"B-Because... Uhhhh..."
>She begins to shuffle her feet a little, anxiously displacing her energy
>A gunshot explodes at your feet
>"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" The police-pig's thundering body is moving at incredible speed
>Towards you
>You scream, boop the defenseless wolf girl, and then get shot 16 times by the cop

(Why did I make this?)