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Grotto of the Goddesses, Part 4

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  1. <DM> *Last time, you entered a puzzle room with a reveal that made it so obvious it didn't feel like a puzzle. After various shenanigans, there was some death, mysterious tricks by that one dude that keeps trolling you, and exp for everyone.*
  2. <DM> *By the end of the session, you got out of the room only to get trolled by a loading screen.*
  3. <DM> quick question Amilena, did you go through with the others or stay behind to attempt to investigate that random hand sticking out of the brush?
  4. <Amilena> Yeah, I continued investiagting and eventually overheard part of a conversation, but not the rest of it.
  5. <Amilena> Something about dropping out of the sky with explosions.
  6. <DM> I believe the troll guy was saying something like "Oh, maybe next time, you should have me appearing out of the sky with a shockwave!"
  7. <DM> yeah
  8. <DM> okay, continuin' with that, should be short
  9. <DM> -=QUEST CONTINUE=-
  10. <DM> *You continue to overhear this conversation between the one that's been randomly attacking you and... someone else. Some dude, far as you can tell.*
  11. <DM> [???]: Hmm, sounds like it could be fun. Have you seen the next room yet?
  12. * Neon_Mercilion listens in on this conversation
  13. <DM> [Man in Black]: Hoh hoh, the one with the blue blade? Oh, oh yes, I saw it from the first entrance. But, oh hoh, I couldn't quite get in, you see! I was only able to find some nasty plants over there. But alas, those poor Leevers were no match for the great-
  14. <DM> [???]: Shh!
  15. <DM> *The conversation stops suddenly, and you hear a rustling in the leaves.*
  16. <Neon_Mercilion> ...?
  17. <DM> [???]: Let there be....
  18. <DM> *You hear the dinging of two blades hitting each other.*
  19. <DM> [???]: LIGHT!
  20. <DM> *A flash of very bright light shines through the brush, blinding you all. Roll Wisdom, Neon and Amilena! And Serikka too, if you're evesdropping.*
  21. <DM> $23d10
  22. <Navi> DM: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 5, 3, 10, 7, 10, 2, 8, 8, 9, 2, 3, 2, 7, 7, 8, 6, 8, 2, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 137. Successes: 17.
  23. <Amilena> $11d10
  24. * Serikka_Tonatsu isn't even listening to the conversation for she already went to the next room
  25. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 4, 10, 3, 4, 8, 2, 4, 1 and 9. Total: 55. Successes: 6.
  26. <Neon_Mercilion> $7d10
  27. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 3, 7, 1, 10 and 3. Total: 34. Successes: 4.
  28. <DM> *Yep, the two of you are blinded momentarily as you hear some hurried footsteps rush away from you all.*
  29. <DM> *To the point of disorientation. You're unable to tell which direction they went.*
  30. <Amilena> I'd be mortally embarassed if my eyes weren't on fire.
  31. <Neon_Mercilion> This is not good, I can't see a thing!
  32. <DM> *After a bit of time, you recover your eyesight and hearing. There's no sign of anyone around other than you two.*
  33. <DM> *There is that newly opened door to the east though.*
  34. <Amilena> Well, at least we know someone else is also on this case.
  35. <Amilena> Might as well go see what the mute girl has gotten herself into.
  36. <Amilena> Maybe she's killed some more stuff with money
  37. <DM> *Headin' over thar then?*
  38. <Amilena> It's either that or chance the tentacle chest. I'll pass on that experience, thank you.
  39. <DM> *You head over to the newly opened door while Neon continues to be blinded from trauma of being blinded only a few seconds ago.*
  40. <DM> *MEANWHILE!...*
  41. <Neon_Mercilion> HARK!
  42. <Neon_Mercilion> I shall'nt have my name be called "Neon, Blind as a bat Goriya", that'll be rather embarrassing!
  43. <DM> *Serikka, you enter into a large room full of these oversized plants. Rather than cover the edges of the room, they're sparsely spread out through the entirety of the stone room.*
  44. <Amilena> I'm really starting to wonder whether we're in a forest or a desert, what with all the sand, and the guy talking about Leevers
  45. <Amilena> Not that there's anything weird about that...
  46. <Amilena> >_>
  47. <Amilena> <_<
  48. <DM> *Sunlight is streaming down from a ceiling high above you. It seems to be blasting the center of the room, from which you can see the painful blinding reflection of a blue blade, embedded in the stone floor.*
  49. <DM> *The blade itself has no handle. On the floor around the blade are symbols of the Triforce and all three Spiritual Stones.*
  50. <Amilena> Hey, didn't we find a handle at some point?
  51. <Amilena> Oh wait, that was with that other guy who isn't here somehow.
  52. <DM> *Kappa appears spontaneously next to you. He is conveniently holding out that handle.*
  53. <DM> *Asides from that, he appears to be completely still. Frigin' Sheikah ninjas.*
  54. <Kirran> You rang?
  55. * DM has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (Phone's for you. IT'S MY FOOT!)
  56. * Kirran vanishes
  57. * Serikka_Tonatsu just stares at the plants
  58. <DM> *The plants rattle a bit from the breeze, which enters from above. They stare back at you, unamused by your staring hijinks.*
  59. <Amilena> Man, what a bunch of sour grapes...
  60. * Serikka_Tonatsu just pulls a bunch of creepy eye tricks for the plants
  61. * Amilena runs
  62. <DM> *The plants feel insulted and singled out. One of them, close to you Serikka, sprouts out a venus fly trap-like mouth and snaps at you. (Roll Courage to dodge!)*
  63. * X_X is now known as InsultedPlant
  64. <InsultedPlant> $13d10
  65. <Navi> InsultedPlant: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 1, 3, 8, 5, 4, 6, 4, 4, 4, 1 and 1. Total: 45. Successes: 3.
  66. <DM> ...........
  67. <Amilena> Ahahaha
  68. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $15d10
  69. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 6, 10, 6, 8, 9, 7, 3, 3, 4, 5, 2, 10 and 7. Total: 89. Successes: 12.
  70. <DM> 23% success rate
  71. <DM> wow
  72. <Amilena> (It should set itself on fire out of shame.)
  73. * InsultedPlant gets COUNTERATTACKED!
  74. <DM> (lol)
  75. * Serikka_Tonatsu slices the InsultedPlant with a Steeling Sword.... ROLL COURAGE.... I guess...
  76. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $17d10
  77. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 7, 7, 2, 4, 4, 9, 4, 8, 10, 5, 8, 2, 9, 9 and 8. Total: 111. Successes: 13.
  78. * InsultedPlant can't really... move.....
  79. <InsultedPlant> $4d10
  80. <Navi> InsultedPlant: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 6 and 6. Total: 21. Successes: 3.
  81. * InsultedPlant attempts to sway to the side, only to be sliced in half by Serikka's blade of doom.
  82. <DM> *Its remains turn into an Enchanted Deku Stick - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-524-post-1142.html#pid1142
  83. * Serikka_Tonatsu snags the stick
  84. <DM> *You all get 6 EXP and 30 Rupees.*
  85. <Neon_Mercilion> Hmm?
  86. * Neon_Mercilion gets a sudden jolt of energy
  87. <DM> *Neon is confused as he is showered by random EXP and Rupees.*
  88. <DM> *The door behind you closes and seals.*
  89. * Serikka_Tonatsu gets a Level UP
  90. <Neon_Mercilion> Ha!
  91. <Neon_Mercilion> You think you can just close on us, Squire Door?!
  92. <Neon_Mercilion> Do you not know who I am?!
  93. <Neon_Mercilion> I AM
  94. * Neon_Mercilion cues Themesong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQn5vbwDrqw
  95. <Neon_Mercilion> NEON
  96. <DM> *The air grows silent (wut), and the plants become still.*
  97. <Neon_Mercilion> MASTER OF OPENING LOCKED DOORS
  98. <DM> (oh dear)
  99. * Neon_Mercilion attempts to kick the door opened. (Roll Courage)
  100. <Neon_Mercilion> $12d10
  101. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 4, 8, 10, 5, 6, 7, 9, 1, 2 and 4. Total: 63. Successes: 7.
  102. * DM uses physics to answer this.
  103. <DM> $12d10
  104. <Navi> DM: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 6, 2, 4, 6, 7, 6, 6, 7, 6 and 4. Total: 63. Successes: 8.
  105. * Neon_Mercilion rerolls self o.o
  106. <Neon_Mercilion> $12d10
  107. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 5, 4, 3, 8, 4, 6, 3, 2, 8 and 3. Total: 61. Successes: 7.
  108. <Neon_Mercilion> HARK!
  109. * Serikka_Tonatsu facepalms
  110. * Neon_Mercilion fails
  111. <Neon_Mercilion> WHY HATH THE GODS FORSAKEN THY POWER?!
  112. <DM> *Your foot hits the door as a familiar foe known as Newton's 3rd Law of Physics returns. It seems you have a rival. Your leg experiences 1 neutral damage... again.*
  113. <DM> *A deep voice rumbles throughout the room, replying to your question.*
  114. <DM> [???]: The gods, you say?
  115. <DM> *This is definitely different from the previous ??? dude. You can literally feel his deep voice causing your body to shake.*
  116. <DM> [???]: What gods... do you speak of?
  117. * Serikka_Tonatsu is away: Brb
  118. <Neon_Mercilion> Why, Thy Gods of course! Which ever god thy worships can be left to thy imagination.
  119. <DM> [???]: You imagine Gods? Then... are you a God?
  120. <Neon_Mercilion> Hoho!
  121. * InsultedPlant is now known as X_X
  122. <Neon_Mercilion> Touche!
  123. <DM> [???]: I shall show you... a God!
  124. <Amilena> Oh here we go.
  125. <Neon_Mercilion> I read something on this
  126. <Neon_Mercilion> Whenever someone asks if I'm a god
  127. <Neon_Mercilion> I say
  128. <Neon_Mercilion> YES
  129. <DM> *The room shakes, and stones from the walls and floor begin to fly towards a particular location in mid-air.*
  130. * Serikka_Tonatsu is now known as Dead
  131. * Dead is back (gone 00:02:04)
  132. <DM> *From the ceiling descends a large, glowing stone. It attaches to the backside of the being that is assembling before you.*
  133. <Neon_Mercilion> Oh my, let's see what our present is!
  134. <DM> *Magical runelines begin coursing through its body as it finishes assembling into a 40-foot tall golem, made entirely of stone.*
  135. <DM> *Its looks resemble a Hammermos, but without the hammer and shield.*
  136. * Dead is dead
  137. <Neon_Mercilion> Nicely done!
  138. <Neon_Mercilion> Question Mark Man, what power do you have to make such a fine being?
  139. * X_X is now known as StoneGuardian
  140. <DM> *A barrier of light is summoned, surrounding the blade in the center as the guardian slowly moves to cover it.*
  141. <Amilena> (Resisting urge to make a dick joke...)
  142. <StoneGuardian> The power... of the Goddesses!
  143. <DM> profile up - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-524-post-1120.html#pid1120
  144. * Amilena uses the ping box at the Guardian for no reason.
  145. <DM> *The ping resonates throughout the room...... and returns with a response
  146. <DM> (kappa excluded)
  147. <DM> "There are 6 entities."
  148. * Dead is also excluded
  149. <Amilena> So we've got one frail wizard and a psychopath against a giant, 40 foot golem? I have a feeling no treasure is worth this much trouble.
  150. <StoneGuardian> You look tired...
  151. <Amilena> Also, who the heck else is in this room?
  152. <DM> *You don't see anyone else.*
  153. * Amilena is now known as Kirran
  154. <Kirran> Of course not
  155. * Kirran is now known as Amilena
  156. * StoneGuardian slowly clasps his hands together. You can see the magical runelines on his body pulsing rapidly, changing to a bright green color.
  157. <StoneGuardian> Let this battle... be fair. That is how a God... fights.
  158. <Neon_Mercilion> Nice!
  159. <Neon_Mercilion> Say
  160. <DM> *The green light flash, and a shockwave encompasses the whole room...*
  161. <DM> *You all recover to maximum Hearts and Magic!*
  162. <Neon_Mercilion> If we end up making this a draw, could you perhaps she me how you pull off all the badass abilities?
  163. <Neon_Mercilion> *show
  164. * Dead is now known as Serikka_Tonatsu
  165. <StoneGuardian> Hmph. Perhaps.
  166. <Neon_Mercilion> Alrighty!
  167. <StoneGuardian> Prove to me you are worthy... of a God!
  168. * Serikka_Tonatsu ended up digging out of the grave
  169. <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
  170. <Neon_Mercilion> May the best Man win...or Goriya...or Golem, I don't know at this point.
  171. <DM> $init r
  172. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  173. <StoneGuardian> $init 1d5
  174. <Navi> StoneGuardian: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  175. <Neon_Mercilion> $init 1d10
  176. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  177. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $init 1d10
  178. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  179. * DM pokes Amilena with a stick.
  180. <Neon_Mercilion> Oh ho!
  181. <Amilena> $init 1d10
  182. <Navi> Amilena: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  183. <DM> $init s
  184. <Navi> The battle has begun!
  185. <Navi> ROUND 1: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  186. <DM> *10 minute timer, starto!*
  187. <Neon_Mercilion> Are you perhaps using going last to your advantage, friendly advasary!
  188. <DM> $1d3
  189. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  190. <DM> *Enemy action set!*
  191. <StoneGuardian> Perhaps.
  192. <DM> *5 minutes on timer. Waiting for Serikka_Tonatsu and Neon_Mercilion.*
  193. <DM> $turns
  194. <Navi> ROUND 1: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  195. <DM> <Serikka_Tonatsu> using a normal bomb on the StoneGuardian <--- you lazy formatter
  196. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $12d10
  197. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 8, 8, 7, 4, 6, 3, 8, 5, 2 and 5. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
  198. <StoneGuardian> $12d10
  199. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 9, 10, 9, 9, 8, 4, 2, 3, 8 and 7. Total: 76. Successes: 8.
  200. * Serikka_Tonatsu rerolls self
  201. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $12d10
  202. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 1, 5, 6, 8, 3, 1, 1, 8, 1 and 1. Total: 48. Successes: 5.
  203. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ...
  204. <DM> *The bomb misses and explodes, dealing 1 damage to everyone. Everyone roll Power to defend!*
  205. * StoneGuardian doesn't bother, for the explosion bounces off its stone skin.
  206. <Neon_Mercilion> $10d10
  207. <Amilena> $6d10
  208. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 5, 3, 3, 7, 2, 9, 2 and 7. Total: 55. Successes: 6.
  209. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 2, 8, 9 and 6. Total: 36. Successes: 4.
  210. * Neon_Mercilion takes no damage
  211. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Power with shield?))
  212. * Neon_Mercilion coughs slightly
  213. <StoneGuardian> ??h, 92m
  214. <DM> (yep)
  215. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $14d10
  216. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 8, 2, 7, 6, 8, 2, 4, 1, 5, 7, 7 and 3. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
  217. <DM> (all defending rolls = always add defending bonuses)
  218. <DM> *Amilena, you take 1 damage - defense. Neon and Serikka, you escape the blast radius.*
  219. <DM> $endturn
  220. <Navi> DM has ended Serikka_Tonatsu's turn.
  221. <Navi> ROUND 1: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  222. <Neon_Mercilion> VERY WELL
  223. <DM> * Neon_Mercilion uses his Stealblade to strike at the StoneGolem. (Roll Courage, Two Handed) | $14d10, damage increased by $1d3
  224. <Neon_Mercilion> $14d10
  225. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 7, 10, 5, 4, 2, 10, 8, 2, 9, 9, 8 and 6. Total: 89. Successes: 12.
  226. <StoneGuardian> $11d10
  227. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 6, 8, 2, 8, 5, 5, 5, 2 and 3. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
  228. <Neon_Mercilion> (NOICE)
  229. * StoneGuardian is hit!
  230. <Neon_Mercilion> $1d3
  231. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  232. <DM> ouch, nice
  233. <StoneGuardian> 12 - 7 = 5 + 3 = 8 - 3 = 5 damage
  234. <DM> *Your sword slash lands perfectly on the golem! .....
  235. <StoneGuardian> 59h, 85m
  236. <DM> *Looks like you got a lot more before it goes down.*
  237. <DM> $endturn
  238. <Navi> DM has ended Neon_Mercilion's turn.
  239. <Navi> ROUND 1: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  240. <DM> * Amilena fires a magic wand blast at the stone guardian (roll wisdom) $11d10
  241. <Neon_Mercilion> Damn, looks like all his Skills are innate
  242. <Amilena> $11d10
  243. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 8, 4, 8, 2, 3, 4, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 53. Successes: 5.
  244. <Neon_Mercilion> ...
  245. <StoneGuardian> $10d10
  246. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 4, 4, 1, 5, 7, 2, 8 and 5. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
  247. <DM> ROLLOFF
  248. <Amilena> $11d10
  249. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 3, 4, 4, 10, 6, 10, 5, 2 and 7. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
  250. <StoneGuardian> $10d10
  251. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 6, 7, 1, 8, 5, 1, 3 and 10. Total: 52. Successes: 7.
  252. <Neon_Mercilion> oh hey rollojfrgjrweh
  253. <Neon_Mercilion> 1 Damage
  254. <Amilena> nope.avi
  255. <Neon_Mercilion> Magic somehow did less then me attacking it
  256. * StoneGuardian is hit by a weak attack, which it shrugs off. It still loses magic though...
  257. <StoneGuardian> 59h, 78m
  258. <DM> $endturn
  259. <Navi> DM has ended Amilena's turn.
  260. <Navi> ROUND 1: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  261. <DM> *Neon, for the heck of it, with that stealblade attack, you gain 1 damage reduction for the remainder of the battle. Enjoy!*
  262. <StoneGuardian> He who dares believe he can imagine Gods...
  263. * StoneGuardian looks at Neon_Mercilion.
  264. <StoneGuardian> Can you handle this?
  265. <DM> *StoneGuardian starts out by casting Destruction on Neon! (Roll Wisdom) | $13d10, Damage increased by 2
  266. <Neon_Mercilion> Well, I'd hate to be one to brag, but.
  267. <Neon_Mercilion> ...fuck
  268. <StoneGuardian> $13d10
  269. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 10, 10, 1, 2, 3, 9, 8, 2, 3, 2 and 1. Total: 61. Successes: 7.
  270. <Neon_Mercilion> $7d10
  271. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 10, 1, 1, 3 and 7. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
  272. <DM> (damage calc on defender)
  273. <DM> *Neon, as the spell hits you, you find your equipment feels damaged a bit. If you attack with a weapon, it costs 1 Magic. If you defend using a shield, it costs 1 Magic.*
  274. <StoneGuardian> This is but a taste of the Gods!
  275. <Neon_Mercilion> 7 + 2 = 9 - 4 - 1 = 4 Damage
  276. <Neon_Mercilion> I must say
  277. <StoneGuardian> 59h, 71m
  278. <Neon_Mercilion> Your strategy is quite nice, StoneGolem.
  279. <DM> $endturn
  280. <Navi> DM has ended StoneGuardian's turn.
  281. <Navi> ROUND 2: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  282. * StoneGuardian recovers 5 magic.
  283. <StoneGuardian> 59h, 76m
  284. <DM> *Now setting action...*
  285. <DM> *Action set!*
  286. <DM> *5 minutes on timer.*
  287. <StoneGuardian> If I may ask... why do you all trample through my garden?
  288. <Amilena> I don't know. I heard there was treasure down here. I was kind of curious to see what the fuss was about.
  289. * Serikka_Tonatsu stays mute like always
  290. <Amilena> If I'd have known that the entire place was going to try and kill me, I might have rethought that though.
  291. <StoneGuardian> Treasure?
  292. * StoneGuardian looks down at the blade behind him, then back at you all.
  293. <StoneGuardian> You dare to take this Sacred Blade from me?
  294. * Serikka_Tonatsu coughs
  295. <Serikka_Tonatsu> We were told to go look for someone who may be in this area.
  296. <Amilena> Well, not as such. We were supposed to fin this one guy.
  297. <StoneGuardian> What guy?
  298. <StoneGuardian> I have seen no others than you.
  299. <Amilena> What about a spear wielding maniac who appears out of the darkness?
  300. <StoneGuardian> I have felt.... an odd presence, dancing around my domain. Was it not you?
  301. <Amilena> Nope. That's some other guy who's been wearing a troll hat this whole time.
  302. <Amilena> He's not big on manners.
  303. * StoneGuardian sees no others.
  304. * Amilena is now known as Kirran
  305. <Kirran> Still nope.
  306. <Neon_Mercilion> So tell me, StoneGuardian
  307. * Kirran is now known as Amilena
  308. <Neon_Mercilion> What's it like being a StoneGuardian?
  309. <StoneGuardian> You are lying! You have been trampling through my domain, destroying sacred beings. It is YOU who should be punished! You shall be DESTROYED for LYING to me!
  310. <Amilena> (Is having eerie flashbacks to entities made of light
  311. <Amilena> )
  312. <Serikka_Tonatsu> Oh, go ahead and kill me.
  313. <DM> $turns
  314. <Navi> ROUND 2: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  315. <DM> *Serikka holds her turn.....
  316. <DM> $endturn
  317. <Navi> DM has ended Serikka_Tonatsu's turn.
  318. <Navi> ROUND 2: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  319. <Serikka_Tonatsu> But you should really blame the dumb girl next to me.
  320. <DM> *LET THERE BE COMBOS!*
  321. <Serikka_Tonatsu> I only speak when I am needed to.
  322. <Serikka_Tonatsu> I only do what I needed to.
  323. <DM> *Amilena = dumb, according to Serikka.*
  324. * Amilena is offended.
  325. <DM> *Serikka = redundant when speaking, according to DM.*
  326. <DM> *Neon = about to pwn the crap out of golem dude with Serikka.*
  327. <Neon_Mercilion> :.
  328. <Neon_Mercilion> :>
  329. <DM> * Serikka_Tonatsu attacks the StoneGuardian with the slice of a Steel Sword (Comboing with Neon) (Roll Courage). $19d10
  330. <DM> * Neon_Mercilion loses 1 Magic, combos with Serikka, and uses his Stealblade to strike at the StoneGolem. (Roll Courage, Two Handed) | $14d10 + $1d3
  331. <Serikka_Tonatsu> If I were to do something such as stealing the blade.
  332. <Serikka_Tonatsu> I would be doing that right now.
  333. <Neon_Mercilion> $14d10
  334. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 5, 5, 8, 5, 7, 1, 5, 5, 9, 5, 10 and 2. Total: 75. Successes: 12.
  335. <Neon_Mercilion> (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
  336. <StoneGuardian> (against Neon roll)
  337. <Serikka_Tonatsu> Instead, I am just attacking you, because you decided to fight
  338. <StoneGuardian> $11d10
  339. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 5, 6, 3, 3, 3, 7, 10, 7 and 7. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
  340. <Serikka_Tonatsu> I only fight if others want to do so.
  341. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $19d10
  342. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 2, 7, 8, 6, 6, 2, 1, 4, 10, 9, 2, 5, 10, 8, 7, 9 and 10. Total: 124. Successes: 18.
  343. <StoneGuardian> (against Serikka roll)
  344. <StoneGuardian> $11d10
  345. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 4, 1, 8, 8, 7, 6, 2, 6 and 1. Total: 53. Successes: 6.
  346. <Neon_Mercilion> $1d3
  347. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  348. <Neon_Mercilion> (MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, GEEZ)
  349. * StoneGuardian loses 7 magic from this (average of both defending rolls).
  350. <DM> (okay, stealblade and steel sword, eh?)
  351. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Yeah))
  352. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Swords of Steel))
  353. <Neon_Mercilion> (Still calculating damage, there?)
  354. <Amilena> Hey, guardian, what do you know about magic?
  355. <DM> *The two of you use your grand might to hit the great guardian. Your blades slice across its body multiple times, knocking away chunks of its stone body. Neon's Stealblade effect transfers to Serikka's grand slammin' 18 successes, as she ends up stealing 2 damage reduction from StoneGuardian, leaving it at 1 physical damage reduction left.*
  356. <DM> damage.....
  357. * StoneGuardian takes 17 total damage from the attack!
  358. <Neon_Mercilion> SHAZZAM!
  359. <StoneGuardian> 42h, 69m | 1 physical damage reduction left
  360. <Neon_Mercilion> (Do I get another Damage reduction?)
  361. <Serikka_Tonatsu> 6h, 8m
  362. <DM> actually, it shouldn't have any damage reduction left, courtesies of Neon's first attack
  363. <DM> uhh, no, but it's out
  364. <Neon_Mercilion> (lol)
  365. <StoneGuardian> 42h, 69m | No damage reduction
  366. <StoneGuardian> 40h, 69m | No damage reduction
  367. <StoneGuardian> Gah!
  368. <Neon_Mercilion> Your strategy is amazing still though, StoneGuardian!
  369. <Neon_Mercilion> This shall be a fun duel!
  370. <StoneGuardian> Allow me to return it to you soon!
  371. <DM> $endturn
  372. <Navi> DM has ended Neon_Mercilion's turn.
  373. <Navi> ROUND 2: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  374. <DM> * Amilena fires a magic wand blast at the stone guardian (roll wisdom) $11d10
  375. <Amilena> $11d10
  376. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 4, 5, 5, 10, 6, 8, 2, 2 and 6. Total: 63. Successes: 9.
  377. <StoneGuardian> $10d10
  378. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 6, 5, 8, 3, 2, 8, 10 and 6. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
  379. * StoneGuardian is hit!
  380. * Neon_Mercilion rerolls StoneGuardian
  381. <Amilena> Hey, guardian, what do you know about magic?
  382. <StoneGuardian> 39h, 61m | No damage reduction
  383. <StoneGuardian> Magic?
  384. <StoneGuardian> Why do you ask such a thing, you dastardly raiders?
  385. <Amilena> Well, if it wasn't obvious, I'm kind of a student of magic. You seem to be running off a fairly broken down model of power stone.
  386. <Amilena> I was wondering whether you knew anything about that.
  387. * StoneGuardian suddenly stops moving for a moment as the gem powers off. It quickly turns back on, and he begins moving again.
  388. <StoneGuardian> I... was born of magic. I was there when it was first created! I know all about it, unlike the fake energy you all use!
  389. <DM> $endturn
  390. <Navi> DM has ended Amilena's turn.
  391. <Navi> ROUND 2: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  392. <StoneGuardian> Behold!
  393. <DM> *StoneGuardian uses Protect on himself, followed by using Destruction on Serikka_Tonatsu! (Roll Wisdom) | $13d10, damage increased by 2
  394. <Neon_Mercilion> fweir9 qhys
  395. <Neon_Mercilion>
  396. <Neon_Mercilion> we 4jpw5e4[
  397. <Neon_Mercilion> \ y
  398. <Neon_Mercilion> \
  399. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $14d10
  400. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 6, 2, 3, 3, 8, 3, 3, 5, 1, 6, 10 and 9. Total: 67. Successes: 8.
  401. * DM backs up.
  402. <StoneGuardian> $10d10
  403. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 3, 2, 2, 6, 10, 10, 5 and 10. Total: 61. Successes: 10.
  404. * StoneGuardian ends up not taking damage from Amilena's attack courtesies of magical RP discrepancies.
  405. <Neon_Mercilion> FUCK THIS SHIT
  406. * Neon_Mercilion walks out
  407. <StoneGuardian> 40h, 59m | No damage reduction
  408. * Serikka_Tonatsu throws a RP at that roll
  409. <StoneGuardian> $10d10
  410. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 2, 2, 1, 8, 8, 1, 8 and 8. Total: 51. Successes: 6.
  411. * StoneGuardian goes back to taking damage.
  412. <Neon_Mercilion> THERE
  413. <Amilena> 3 damage
  414. <Neon_Mercilion> WE'RE HAPPY NOW
  415. * Neon_Mercilion is grumpy
  416. <StoneGuardian> 36h, 63m | No damage reduction
  417. * StoneGuardian magically took an extra damage because DM math fail. At least it's not Verizon math fail. o_O
  418. <DM> (okay, back to science from attacking Serikka)
  419. <DM> (Serikka, if you want to reroll your $14d10 freely, you're welcome to)
  420. <StoneGuardian> $13d10
  421. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 1, 6, 5, 7, 6, 8, 1, 7, 10, 3 and 1. Total: 68. Successes: 10.
  422. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $14d10
  423. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 5, 5, 6, 9, 5, 2, 4, 4, 10, 1, 9 and 10. Total: 87. Successes: 13.
  424. * StoneGuardian totally misses with its second Destruction spell. A blast of pure magic decimates the floor where Serikka was standing.
  425. <StoneGuardian> 36h, 53m | No damage reduction | Protection
  426. <DM> $endturn
  427. <Navi> DM has ended StoneGuardian's turn.
  428. <Navi> ROUND 3: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  429. * StoneGuardian recovers 5 magic, shuts down for a second, then reboots.
  430. <DM> *You notice, as he reboots the second time, the plant life around you wilts slightly.*
  431. <Amilena> (As long as it doesn't make the Apple bootup sound, we're all fine.)
  432. <DM> *Nope. It's Windows Vista.*
  433. * DM ruuuuuuuuns.
  434. <Amilena> Then we're definitely fine, he'll crash in two minutes running Ms Paint.
  435. <DM> hahahahah
  436. <Amilena> So if you die, then this place dies too, I take it.
  437. <Amilena> It would explain the sand.
  438. <DM> *Enemy action set.*
  439. <StoneGuardian> This place...
  440. <StoneGuardian> ... was once part of a grand temple. But.... that was a long... long time ago.
  441. <DM> *5 minutes on timer.*
  442. <DM> *Waitin' on all three of ye still.*
  443. <Amilena> What kind of temple/
  444. <Amilena> ?
  445. <StoneGuardian> I have no reason to tell the likes of you!
  446. <DM> $turns
  447. <Navi> ROUND 3: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  448. <DM> *Combo again...
  449. <DM> $endturn
  450. <Navi> DM has ended Serikka_Tonatsu's turn.
  451. <Navi> ROUND 3: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  452. <DM> * Serikka_Tonatsu attacks the StoneGuardian with the slice of a Steel Sword (Comboing with Neon) (Roll Courage). $19d10
  453. <DM> * Neon_Mercilion loses 1 Magic, combos with Serikka, and uses his Stealblade to strike at the StoneGolem. (Roll Courage, Two Handed) | $14d10 + $1d3
  454. <Neon_Mercilion> $14d10
  455. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 5, 1, 10, 3, 9, 2, 3, 2, 7, 9, 2 and 1. Total: 70. Successes: 8.
  456. <StoneGuardian> Hmph.
  457. <Neon_Mercilion> (Yikes.)
  458. <StoneGuardian> $11d10
  459. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 7, 6, 8, 1, 10, 9, 10, 7 and 3. Total: 77. Successes: 11.
  460. <DM> (lol)
  461. * Neon_Mercilion rerolls StoneGuardian o.o
  462. <StoneGuardian> $11d10
  463. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 10, 8, 9, 3, 4, 5, 1, 4 and 3. Total: 57. Successes: 6.
  464. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $19d10
  465. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 5, 9, 10, 6, 10, 3, 4, 1, 5, 8, 8, 4, 8, 10, 9, 9 and 3. Total: 121. Successes: 16.
  466. <StoneGuardian> $11d10
  467. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 6, 3, 1, 7, 10, 8, 7, 9 and 1. Total: 60. Successes: 8.
  468. <DM> *Your attacks hit, but a magical barrier partially blocks your combo attack this time.*
  469. <Neon_Mercilion> $1d3
  470. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  471. * StoneGuardian only takes 7 damage from the attack... additionally... the damage then retaliates to both of you! Serikka_Tonatsu and Neon_Mercilion, roll Power vs. 12 successes to defend against the feedback!
  472. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $14d10
  473. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 2, 5, 3, 5, 6, 9, 7, 5, 1, 4, 5 and 6. Total: 66. Successes: 8.
  474. <Neon_Mercilion> $10d10
  475. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 7, 4, 3, 9, 10, 6, 9 and 7. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
  476. * Serikka_Tonatsu rerolls self
  477. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $14d10
  478. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 9, 5, 10, 1, 5, 3, 3, 8, 9, 1, 5 and 8. Total: 79. Successes: 10.
  479. <DM> *The damage is split between you. Both of you take 4 damage.*
  480. <DM> (- defense)
  481. * Serikka_Tonatsu takes 2 damage
  482. <Neon_Mercilion> 4h 5m
  483. <Serikka_Tonatsu> 4h, 8m
  484. <Neon_Mercilion> ...Well then
  485. * StoneGuardian drops down to...
  486. <Neon_Mercilion> This is a different result than I anticipated
  487. <StoneGuardian> 29h, 51m | No damage reduction
  488. <StoneGuardian> Hah!
  489. <DM> $endturn
  490. <Navi> DM has ended Neon_Mercilion's turn.
  491. <Navi> ROUND 3: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  492. <Serikka_Tonatsu> /ignore StoneGuardian
  493. <DM> * Amilena fires a magic wand blast at the stone guardian (roll wisdom) $11d10
  494. <Amilena> $11d10
  495. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 8, 8, 4, 10, 1, 6, 1, 5 and 9. Total: 70. Successes: 10.
  496. <StoneGuardian> $10d10
  497. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 8, 5, 3, 4, 6, 2, 2 and 6. Total: 44. Successes: 5.
  498. * StoneGuardian is hit!
  499. <DM> *Your wand blast punches another chunk of stone off the guardian.*
  500. <Amilena> Pew pew pew
  501. <StoneGuardian> 24h, 46m | No damage reduction......
  502. * StoneGuardian has dropped down to less than half its Maximum Magic!
  503. <Neon_Mercilion> Considering we were rather close to defeating you, what'd you think of our preformance, Mr.StoneGuardian of badassery?
  504. <DM> *The magical stone on its back pulses irratically, and the magical runelines running throughout its body pulse randomly between different colors.*
  505. <Neon_Mercilion> Actually
  506. <Neon_Mercilion> Follow-up Question
  507. <DM> *Suddenly, the stone dies for moment......
  508. <Neon_Mercilion> What is thy name?
  509. <Neon_Mercilion> ..
  510. <Neon_Mercilion> oh
  511. * StoneGuardian stands there, unmoving.
  512. <Neon_Mercilion> Well then
  513. Sephiroth Serikka_Tonatsu StoneGuardian
  514. <DM> *The stone returns with a vicious shockwave. StoneGuardian returns to life as the shockwave hits all three of you. Roll Wisdom!*
  515. <Amilena> $12d10
  516. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 9, 5, 9, 8, 2, 3, 8, 2, 5 and 3. Total: 59. Successes: 6.
  517. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $14d10
  518. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 3, 10, 6, 6, 10, 7, 6, 10, 7, 8, 4 and 7. Total: 97. Successes: 15.
  519. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((HOW))
  520. * Amilena rerolls herself
  521. <StoneGuardian> $16d10
  522. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 7, 8, 9, 8, 5, 6, 10, 4, 9, 5, 8, 4, 1 and 1. Total: 98. Successes: 13.
  523. <Amilena> $12d10
  524. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 10, 1, 7, 2, 4, 7, 7, 4, 9 and 3. Total: 71. Successes: 8.
  525. <Neon_Mercilion> $7d10
  526. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 5, 8, 1, 5 and 5. Total: 34. Successes: 5.
  527. * Neon_Mercilion rerolls the StoneGuardian
  528. <StoneGuardian> $16d10
  529. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 1, 5, 1, 3, 1, 10, 10, 5, 2, 3, 2, 6, 10 and 3. Total: 77. Successes: 11.
  530. * Neon_Mercilion rerolls self (Can I?)
  531. <DM> (nope.avi)
  532. <DM> (one RP per turn)
  533. <Amilena> (You must construct additional pylons.)
  534. <DM> *The shockwave ripples throughout the room, devastating the plants and ripping the ground to shreds.*
  535. <Neon_Mercilion> (SOMEBODY REROLL ME o.o)
  536. <DM> *The attack hits Amilena and Neon_Mercilion, dealing 3 damage - defense to Amilena and 6 damage - defense to Neon_Mercilion.*
  537. <DM> *However...
  538. <DM> *As soon as destruction makes its way throughout the area, life follows.*
  539. <DM> *The plants revive from their burnt ashes to nothingness.*
  540. <DM> wait
  541. <Amilena> wat
  542. <DM> waaaaaaaait
  543. <Amilena> : o
  544. * Neon_Mercilion falls to the ground, and passes out.
  545. <Neon_Mercilion> $removeme....?
  546. <DM> (nope)
  547. * Amilena climbs over the 4th wall and gives the DM a hamburger
  548. * Serikka_Tonatsu breaks the game and plays on her phone
  549. <DM> *The plants revive from their burnt ashes of nothingness to large, thriving plants. They grow all the way to the ceiling, and as they do, Amilena recovers 4 hearts and magic, and Neon_Mercilion revives to 4 hearts and recovers 4 magic.*
  550. <Amilena> Is the barrier around the sword still intact?
  551. * Neon_Mercilion wakes up
  552. <Neon_Mercilion> HOHO!
  553. <DM> *Amilena and Neon now both have the Protection effects. Serikka has managed to dodge all of this, though.*
  554. <Neon_Mercilion> What a show!
  555. <Neon_Mercilion> Now you definitely have to show me how to do thAT!
  556. <DM> *The barrier around the sword appears to be cracked in many places, but it's still holding... barely.*
  557. <StoneGuardian> Gah...
  558. <StoneGuardian> My power... is... un... stable...
  559. <DM> *The guardian's speech pattern appears to be weakening as well.*
  560. <DM> $endturn
  561. <Navi> DM has ended Amilena's turn.
  562. <Navi> ROUND 3: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  563. <StoneGuardian> Y-you... s-shall........ PERISH!
  564. * CoolG (635ad96f@ircip3.mibbit.com) has joined #zurpg
  565. <DM> *StoneGuardian decides to use Stomp, sending a shockwave that hits Amilena, Serikka_Tonatsu, and Neon_Mercillion! (Roll Power) | $15d10, damage is halved
  566. <Neon_Mercilion> Friendly StoneGuardian?!
  567. <DM> nope.avi, not yet
  568. <Neon_Mercilion> Art thou alri-Gah!
  569. <Amilena> $6d10
  570. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $14d10
  571. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 2, 3, 2 and 5. Total: 30. Successes: 3.
  572. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 1, 2, 8, 4, 1, 9, 3, 8, 3, 8, 8 and 4. Total: 68. Successes: 6.
  573. <StoneGuardian> $15d10
  574. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 7, 2, 7, 4, 8, 5, 5, 6, 1, 2, 7, 8 and 9. Total: 77. Successes: 10.
  575. <Neon_Mercilion> $10d10
  576. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 2, 2, 6, 5, 2, 8, 4 and 4. Total: 40. Successes: 4.
  577. <DM> lol Amilena and Neon
  578. <DM> good thing damage is halved
  579. <Amilena> No kidding
  580. <DM> halved twice
  581. <DM> due to Protect
  582. <DM> 10 - 3 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4/2 = 2 to Amilena
  583. <Neon_Mercilion> (WHAT DOES 1.5 MEAN)
  584. <Amilena> 7h, 9m
  585. <DM> 10 - 4 = 6/2 = 3/2 = 1.5 rounded = 2 to Neon_Mercilion
  586. <DM> - defense on each
  587. <Neon_Mercilion> 2h
  588. * You've invited CoolG to #zuchat (rpgcafe.ca.us.lunarnet.org)
  589. <DM> *Damage retaliation hits StoneGuardian from both of you, causing a total of 4 damage to it.
  590. <Amilena> Does the barrier take a hit on that one?
  591. <StoneGuardian> 25h, 25m | No damage reduction
  592. <DM> *Yes. The shockwave slams into the barrier, causing it to fall completely.*
  593. <DM> *Your Protection statuses are gone, fyi.*
  594. <DM> $endturn
  595. <Navi> DM has ended StoneGuardian's turn.
  596. <Navi> ROUND 4: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  597. * StoneGuardian recovers 5 magic.
  598. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Does the Guardian still have Protection or no?))
  599. <DM> (nope)
  600. <DM> (lasts for one attack, that's it)
  601. <Neon_Mercilion> (OH WAIT, I HAVE DAMAGE REDUCTION)
  602. <Neon_Mercilion> 3h
  603. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Oh right, I take no damage because lol damage halved and that armor I have))
  604. <Serikka_Tonatsu> 4h, 8m
  605. <StoneGuardian> 25h, 30m | No damage reduction
  606. * StoneGuardian shuts off for a moment again. When it turns back on, the plants in the room drop their leaves, which turn brown by the time they hit the ground.
  607. <DM> *Enemy action set!8
  608. <DM> $turns
  609. <Navi> ROUND 4: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  610. <DM> $endturn
  611. <Navi> DM has ended Serikka_Tonatsu's turn.
  612. <Navi> ROUND 4: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  613. <DM> *Combo again!*
  614. <DM> *just roll it*
  615. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $19d10
  616. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 6, 7, 6, 2, 1, 8, 6, 9, 8, 7, 9, 1, 3, 8, 2, 5 and 4. Total: 96. Successes: 11.
  617. <Serikka_Tonatsu> I
  618. <Neon_Mercilion> $14d10
  619. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 10, 5, 3, 8, 8, 10, 3, 6, 10, 5, 2 and 2. Total: 82. Successes: 12.
  620. <StoneGuardian> $11d10
  621. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 4, 9, 8, 7, 10, 10, 10, 10 and 2. Total: 78. Successes: 12.
  622. <StoneGuardian> $11d10
  623. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 9, 6, 1, 2, 6, 6, 5, 9 and 6. Total: 57. Successes: 8.
  624. * Serikka_Tonatsu rerolls self
  625. * Neon_Mercilion rerolls Serikka
  626. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $19d10
  627. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 4, 10, 3, 7, 9, 5, 9, 9, 2, 5, 8, 1, 6, 7, 5, 4 and 10. Total: 115. Successes: 15.
  628. <Neon_Mercilion> (Serikka wins)
  629. <DM> *kay, it's a hit
  630. <DM> ($1d3?)
  631. <Neon_Mercilion> $1d3
  632. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  633. * StoneGuardian takes 6 damage and loses 10 magic.
  634. <Serikka_Tonatsu> 4h, 8m
  635. <StoneGuardian> 19h, 20m | No damage reduction
  636. <DM> $endturn
  637. <Navi> DM has ended Neon_Mercilion's turn.
  638. <Navi> ROUND 4: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  639. <DM> * Amilena sneaks off to investigate the blade now that the barrier is gone.
  640. <DM> *You run up to the blade while the Guardian is distracted by Serikka and Neon's relentless assault.*
  641. <DM> *It's a blade with no handle. Perhaps the handle that you got from Kappa might work?*
  642. * Amilena compares the handle to the blade for a potential match.
  643. * Amilena enters detective vision.
  644. <DM> *Roll Wisdom vs. 5 successs!*
  645. <Amilena> $11d10
  646. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 8, 8, 3, 10, 5, 6, 7, 2 and 9. Total: 72. Successes: 10.
  647. <DM> *It appears to be a perfect match. You actually feel like the blade is compelled to connect with the handle.*
  648. * Amilena reunites the two.
  649. <DM> *The handle and blade intertwine, to give you... the Goddess' Gladius! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-524-post-1142.html#pid1142
  650. <Amilena> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk&feature=kp
  651. <DM> aka a really awesome sword
  652. <DM> yep
  653. <Neon_Mercilion> Oh my!
  654. <Neon_Mercilion> THAT SWORD!
  655. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Oh well, Serikka has a better sword than that one))
  656. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((.... Soon))
  657. * Neon_Mercilion is Jealous. ;~;
  658. <CoolG> ITS AMAZING! ITS A GODSENT, LIKE LITERALLY!
  659. * StoneGuardian suddenly gains energy as you draw that sword. It seems to be moving faster than usual.
  660. <DM> $endturn
  661. <Navi> DM has ended Amilena's turn.
  662. <Navi> ROUND 4: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  663. <CoolG> Or something.
  664. <Amilena> (I also still have a mirror shield coming somewhere along the line.
  665. * StoneGuardian uses Defensive Shield!
  666. <DM> *You see the Stone Guardian appear to power down and stop moving... but it doesn't turn back on.*
  667. <StoneGuardian> 19h, 20m | No damage reduction
  668. <DM> $endturn
  669. <Navi> DM has ended StoneGuardian's turn.
  670. <Navi> ROUND 5: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  671. * StoneGuardian does not recover 5 magic.
  672. <DM> *Enemy action... set?*
  673. <Neon_Mercilion> ...Oh dear
  674. <DM> my oh my, this should be interesting
  675. <Neon_Mercilion> Hopefully, we don't kill it
  676. <Amilena> http://youtu.be/_8qpMo8nbLs?t=18s
  677. <Neon_Mercilion> It'd be nice to have a Stone companion by our side on our adventures
  678. <DM> waitin' on Amilena
  679. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Just imagine the boss going on "Boss Berserk Mode"))
  680. * CoolG has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  681. <DM> $turns
  682. <Navi> ROUND 5: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  683. <DM> $endturn
  684. <Navi> DM has ended Serikka_Tonatsu's turn.
  685. <Navi> ROUND 5: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  686. <DM> *Same as usual. Or is it? Roll away!*
  687. * CoolG (635ad96f@ircip4.mibbit.com) has joined #zurpg
  688. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $19d10
  689. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 4, 5, 5, 7, 10, 1, 9, 1, 4, 5, 5, 9, 8, 8, 2, 6 and 3. Total: 102. Successes: 13.
  690. <Neon_Mercilion> $14d10
  691. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 10, 5, 2, 3, 8, 4, 9, 3, 4, 8, 4 and 1. Total: 68. Successes: 6.
  692. <Neon_Mercilion> 19 damage...?
  693. <DM> ($1d3?)
  694. <Neon_Mercilion> $1d3
  695. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  696. * StoneGuardian does not defend as the two of you combo attack it again, nearly destroying it, but something seems to hold it in tact...
  697. <DM> *Your attack strikes the guardian, dropping it down to... 3 hearts.*
  698. <Amilena> (intact is one word)
  699. <DM> shh
  700. <Amilena> (/grammar nazi)
  701. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((INTACT))
  702. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((IN-FLIPPING-TACT))
  703. * StoneGuardian suddenly reboots, as a flashy barrier covers its whole body.
  704. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((LRN2SPELL))
  705. <Neon_Mercilion> ...Oh dear
  706. * StoneGuardian recovers 16 magic, thanks to your attack.
  707. <StoneGuardian> 19h, 36m | Defensive Shield Online!
  708. <Amilena> (Goliath Online?)
  709. <DM> wait
  710. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((>19h))
  711. <StoneGuardian> 3h, 36m | Defensive Shield Online!
  712. <Serikka_Tonatsu> <DM> *Your attack strikes the guardian, dropping it down to... 3 hearts.*
  713. <DM> there we go
  714. <DM> $endturn
  715. <Navi> DM has ended Neon_Mercilion's turn.
  716. <Navi> ROUND 5: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  717. <DM> * Amilena uses Shine down upon Ye on herself!
  718. <DM> *A flash of bright light strikes the whole room. You can see two cloaked figures standing in the far corner of the room, opposite from the side you're on.*
  719. <DM> $endturn
  720. <Navi> DM has ended Amilena's turn.
  721. <Navi> ROUND 5: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  722. <StoneGuardian> Hmph. Time for judgement!
  723. <Amilena> Wait, what about those two
  724. <Amilena> ?
  725. * Amilena points at the cloaked figures
  726. <StoneGuardian> Hm?
  727. * StoneGuardian turns and sees... one cloaked figure?
  728. * X__X is now known as CloakedFigure
  729. <DM> (err
  730. <Neon_Mercilion> Oh, you're going to judge our performance? Splendid!
  731. * CloakedFigure is now known as RobedFigure
  732. * RobedFigure is revealed, returning with his black robe and spear. He appears high over the golem, striking down from above. As he does, a massive explosion occurs behind him, appearing to amplify the force of his strike.
  733. * RobedFigure strikes StoneGuardian with his spear! (Roll Courage)
  734. <RobedFigure> No holding back, this time!
  735. <Amilena> Showoffs...
  736. <RobedFigure> $26d10
  737. <Navi> RobedFigure: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 5, 1, 7, 5, 5, 8, 1, 7, 6, 3, 2, 5, 3, 8, 7, 10, 8, 9, 7, 2, 6, 8, 7 and 8. Total: 140. Successes: 19.
  738. <StoneGuardian> $11d10
  739. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 10, 9, 10, 6, 8, 10, 6, 3 and 5. Total: 78. Successes: 12.
  740. <RobedFigure> Ha-hah!
  741. <Neon_Mercilion> (Oh Shit)
  742. * RobedFigure would normally cleave through StoneGuardian.... but...
  743. <Neon_Mercilion> (The Guardian put his all into that attack o.o)
  744. * RobedFigure instead completely bounces off the defensive barrier and is flung backwards. He manages to recover and land gracefully on the ground, but not without his hood falling off, revealing an old man with sharp features.
  745. <RobedFigure> Behold!
  746. * RobedFigure is now known as OrcaOutset
  747. <OrcaOutset> I am the one and only Orca Outset, of Outset- ow, me old man legs!
  748. * OrcaOutset half-collapses to the ground after realizing how physics works.
  749. <DM> $endturn
  750. <Navi> DM has ended StoneGuardian's turn.
  751. <Navi> ROUND 6: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
  752. <OrcaOutset> $init j
  753. <Navi> OrcaOutset has entered the fray.
  754. <DM> wait
  755. <DM> missed something
  756. * DM backs up.
  757. <StoneGuardian> Another fly?
  758. <StoneGuardian> BEGONE!
  759. <DM> *StoneGuardian stomps and slams the ground, hitting Serrikka_Tonatsu, Neon_Mercillion, Amilena, and OrcaOutset! (Roll Power) | $18d10, damage is halved
  760. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $14d10
  761. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 6, 2, 8, 10, 9, 9, 10, 6, 1, 6, 9 and 5. Total: 92. Successes: 14.
  762. <StoneGuardian> $18d10
  763. <Navi> StoneGuardian: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 8, 5, 3, 4, 9, 10, 2, 7, 4, 2, 1, 5, 2, 9, 9 and 10. Total: 104. Successes: 13.
  764. <Amilena> $6d10
  765. <Navi> Amilena: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 10, 6, 10 and 1. Total: 39. Successes: 7.
  766. <Neon_Mercilion> $10d10
  767. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 7, 9, 2, 5, 6, 9, 1 and 6. Total: 54. Successes: 7.
  768. * StoneGuardian misses Serikka again.
  769. <Amilena> Today is the day of the overroll
  770. <OrcaOutset> $21d10
  771. <Navi> OrcaOutset: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 9, 4, 3, 5, 10, 2, 9, 8, 6, 3, 2, 3, 7, 8, 8, 4, 5, 5 and 6. Total: 119. Successes: 15.
  772. * Serikka_Tonatsu is currently trolling the boss at the moment...
  773. * OrcaOutset staves the shockwave off.
  774. * StoneGuardian hits both Amilena and Neon_Mercilion for 13 - 7 = 6/2 = 3 damage - defense
  775. <Amilena> 5h, 9m
  776. <Neon_Mercilion> (Don't I have Protect as well, Deviding it again?)
  777. * StoneGuardian absorbs the shield it was using, recovering hearts equal to its 16 damage reduction. However... it just spent a lot of magic.
  778. <StoneGuardian> 19h, 11m
  779. <DM> $turns
  780. <Navi> ROUND 6: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2), StoneGuardian (1) and OrcaOutset (0).
  781. * Neon_Mercilion pokes DM
  782. * StoneGuardian recovers 5 magic.
  783. <DM> nope
  784. <Neon_Mercilion> Oh
  785. <Neon_Mercilion> 2h
  786. <DM> already said, Protect only lasted one attack
  787. <Neon_Mercilion> Er
  788. <Neon_Mercilion> 1h
  789. <Neon_Mercilion> Wheeee
  790. <DM> hahahahah
  791. <DM> SOMEHOW, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!
  792. <DM> *Goriya has a character that lasted more than 3 rounds without dying! BLASPHEMY!*
  793. <Neon_Mercilion> (Get out)
  794. <DM> *Action set, send actions.*
  795. <Neon_Mercilion> (Does the Golem have a blast shield?)
  796. <DM> *The shield appears to no longer be there.*
  797. <Neon_Mercilion> I see
  798. <StoneGuardian> This is it... you shall all be destroyed for sure, this time!
  799. <Neon_Mercilion> Looks like we won't be able to recruit you for our cause
  800. * StoneGuardian is even breathing heavily now. Is that something big stone giants do normally?
  801. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((How much Hearts and Magic does the StoneGuardian even have?))
  802. <DM> *The gem on its back is fluctuating madly.*
  803. <StoneGuardian> 19h, 16m
  804. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Oh right))
  805. <Amilena> Or you can give it up. I have your sword, and it hasn't rejected me.
  806. <Neon_Mercilion> I must apologize for thy action I am about to do, StoneGuardian!
  807. <StoneGuardian> T-the blade?!
  808. * StoneGuardian sees Amilena finally, now realizing she's holding it.
  809. <Neon_Mercilion> ...
  810. <Amilena> Back down now. I don't really want to end a magical crature as old as you.
  811. <StoneGuardian> T-that is a s-sacred relic! You... you dare to defile it w-with your fiflthy hands?!
  812. * Neon_Mercilion uses this to his advantage
  813. <Neon_Mercilion> Do you see now, StoneGuardian?
  814. <StoneGuardian> No... NO!
  815. <Neon_Mercilion> If one has the ability to wield thy sword, that person has power that compliments the gods!
  816. * OrcaOutset places his spear on StoneGuardian's leg. Part of its leg crumbles to dust simply from the spear barely tapping its leg.
  817. * StoneGuardian falls partially. It begins to crumble even more.
  818. <StoneGuardian> Com...pliment?
  819. <Neon_Mercilion> Orca! What art thou doing?!
  820. <OrcaOutset> It's over, great one.
  821. * StoneGuardian looks at Amilena and the blade.
  822. <StoneGuardian> Perhaps... you all... are.... worthy.... to hear my tale.
  823. <Neon_Mercilion> You have my gratitude for giving us a chance, StoneGuardian.
  824. * StoneGuardian starts to collapse entirely. The stone on its back shatters mostly, though a small part of it remains.
  825. <Neon_Mercilion> (Is the stone big?)
  826. * StoneGuardian reduces down to a being 1/5 the size of what its once was. It's still towering over all of it by a bit, but no longer many times your size.
  827. * StoneGuardian seems to be able to move around properly now, without suffering random power losses.
  828. <DM> *The plants in the room, begin to die out, and sand replaces the remains.*
  829. <StoneGuardian> I... was a originally... a guardian of a Master Sword.
  830. <StoneGuardian> The Goddesses created me to witness its creation, and then defend it until a hero would arrive.
  831. * StoneGuardian turns to Goddess Gladius.
  832. <StoneGuardian> That blade there is my own creation. It... reminds you of the Master Sword, does it not?
  833. <Amilena> Yeah, it does.
  834. <StoneGuardian> Ah.... yes, you do compliment it. I thank you. And... I apologize for the battle, though...
  835. <DM> *The gem starts losing power.*
  836. <Neon_Mercilion> Indeed! It looks incredibly powerful! I must ask, how many painstaking fortnights did it take to make thy sword?
  837. <StoneGuardian> I am very old, and this gem will not last much longer. That battle... I suppose it's perfect for my end. Thank you.
  838. <StoneGuardian> It took a long time, yes it did.
  839. <Neon_Mercilion> Hmm
  840. <StoneGuardian> But by the time I was done with it... the Hero of Time had vanquished the great evil in the land.
  841. <StoneGuardian> And we guardians were no longer needed... or so we thought.
  842. <Neon_Mercilion> Perhaps, what if there were a way to keep you alive?
  843. <DM> Soon afterwards, a guardian with gold armor, resembling a Darknut, arrived among us.
  844. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Hi DM))
  845. <Neon_Mercilion> Gold Armor, you say?
  846. <DM> oh son of a
  847. <StoneGuardian> He.... told us to continue defending the
  848. <StoneGuardian> ... Master Sword.
  849. <StoneGuardian> But we didn't trust him, and we shut him out.
  850. <StoneGuardian> He returned later, with the Master Sword in hand, and then sent all but the strongest guardians away. He and the strongest of them disappeared.
  851. <StoneGuardian> I know not where its location is.... but I do know they now reside, with the Master Sword, in a grand dungeon, known as the Dungeon of Transcendance.
  852. <Amilena> Only the Wind knows, I'm sure..
  853. <OrcaOutset> A grand dungeon? Shouldn't we be able to see it so easily if it's so grand? Hah, I betcha even my old man eyes, sharp as they may be, can catch them!
  854. * Serikka_Tonatsu just kills herself after Orca said that
  855. <StoneGuardian> I have traveled far and wide for it, but I eventually began losing power. So I created this small temple out of my own memory of an older Temple of Time. I suppose... it has crumbled quickly. Two days, and it already looks like it's about to collapse.
  856. <Neon_Mercilion> Surely, there's a way to give you more power!
  857. <StoneGuardian> Heh... I suppose... this is as far as my ancient powers... will carry... me...
  858. <StoneGuardian> If... you can channel the Goddesses themselves and their power to me.... perhaps.
  859. <Neon_Mercilion> Your wisdom could help many an adventurer
  860. <CoolG> ((Serikka_Tonatsu just kills herself after Orca said that" plot twist!))
  861. * Amilena uses the shine down power on the guardian
  862. <DM> *Your Gladius shines a holy light upon the guardian. It...
  863. <DM> ... doesn't quite work.
  864. <StoneGuardian> Heh. My own creation... it seems... it cannot save me.
  865. <Amilena> It was worth a shot. Sorry old one.
  866. <OrcaOutset> Perhaps... is there something you would like before you pass on?
  867. <StoneGuardian> Heh... hahhah.... this is but a dream...
  868. <StoneGuardian> I would like to see... the Master Sword, and hold it... one last time.
  869. <Amilena> (A dream of a flying whale?)
  870. * Amilena runs
  871. * OrcaOutset walks over to Amilena.
  872. <DM> wow
  873. <DM> dat timing
  874. <OrcaOutset> Human woman, get back here!
  875. <DM> *An old woman is asking you to get back to him. Oh my.*
  876. <Amilena> Who are you calling a hu...er, what do you want?
  877. * Serikka_Tonatsu is currently dead
  878. <DM> wait
  879. * DM face-palms.
  880. <DM> TPYOESGEROSFULIREAYFGYAR
  881. <DM> *An old man is asking you to get back to him.*
  882. <OrcaOutset> Just... hand the sword to him.
  883. <Neon_Mercilion> Your gem, StoneGuardian, surely, should you die, it can be used for something.
  884. * OrcaOutset motions towards the figure that's standing in the far corner of the room. The figure is still half cloaked, but you can see him nod back.
  885. <Amilena> The hell you say. You two have plagued us the whole way. And besides, I've failed to get one piece of interesting treasure this entire time.
  886. <StoneGuardian> Ah... then.... I shall give it... to you, then. Perhaps... you shall find something that may one day give it power.
  887. <Amilena> (Can I use my anima crystal to keep the guardian running?
  888. <Amilena> )
  889. * StoneGuardian reaches to his back, and detaches the gem. He hands it to Neon_Mercilion.
  890. <StoneGuardian> Keep it... safe.
  891. * Neon_Mercilion accepts the gem
  892. <Neon_Mercilion> I shall.
  893. <StoneGuardian> And... young woman. If... I may hold the blade, one last time, in my hands... I would be grateful.
  894. * Amilena hands the blade to the guardian grudgingly.
  895. * DM picks u- waaaaaait.
  896. * Serikka_Tonatsu rematerializes into her correct shape
  897. * Amilena also shows the guardian the anima crystal to the guardian.
  898. <Amilena> Any chance this can help?
  899. <StoneGuardian> I'm afraid not. That is but a small fraction of its power.
  900. * StoneGuardian accepts the blade, and as he grabs the handle, a transformation takes place around the blade.
  901. <DM> *The blue glow turns into a beautiful, golden light, and as it settles, the StoneGuardian finds himself gazing at and holding the Master Sword.*
  902. <DM> *Tears fall from the guardian of stone's eyes as its body begins to crumble to dust.*
  903. <StoneGuardian> Ah... yes... my... my dream. It's... come true.
  904. <Amilena> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE
  905. <StoneGuardian> Thank you... and may you all... live well...
  906. <Neon_Mercilion> Wait!
  907. <DM> *The Stone Guardian turns to dust completely, and the sword drops to the ground. It transforms back to the Goddess' Gladius.*
  908. <Neon_Mercilion> StoneGuardian
  909. * StoneGuardian is now known as X_X
  910. <Amilena> yoink
  911. * Amilena takes the sword back.
  912. <Neon_Mercilion> ...His name, is something I wish I could've had the honor of getting
  913. * Serikka_Tonatsu pokes Neon with a dead stick
  914. * Neon_Mercilion obtains the StoneGuardian's Gem!
  915. * Amilena tosses the anima gem to Neon.
  916. * OrcaOutset pulls out his own Ping Box... and uses it.
  917. <Amilena> See if you can power him up enough with this to ask him.
  918. <Neon_Mercilion> (Wait, confused, the gem is called the Anima Gem? o.o)
  919. <Amilena> (Nope, but my gem is AN anima gem.)
  920. * Neon_Mercilion tosses back Amilena
  921. <DM> *The ping pulses outwards... then returns to the ping box. Instead of spouting out its usual message, it instead returns with a name.*
  922. <Amilena> It's the one I was showing to him earlier.
  923. <DM> "Ordona"
  924. <Neon_Mercilion> Thanks for the encouragement, Lady Amilena
  925. <Neon_Mercilion> But I don't tihnk it'll work
  926. <OrcaOutset> Its name was Ordona....
  927. <Amilena> Wait, how come your magic box is cooler than mine?
  928. <OrcaOutset> ... one of the Four Spirits of Light.
  929. <OrcaOutset> Try the box yourself.
  930. <Neon_Mercilion> Very Well then
  931. * Amilena tries her own ping box.
  932. * Neon_Mercilion has obtained Ordona's Gem!
  933. <DM> *Your ping box does the same thing and returns with the name "Ordona"*
  934. * Serikka_Tonatsu goes back to playing on her phone while waiting for DM stuff
  935. <DM> *Whelp, 'bout that EXP reward....
  936. <Amilena> Weird
  937. <DM> +100 EXP, +600 Rupees, +2 RP, +1 Heart Container, and +1 Magic Container
  938. <DM> I wonder if that caused a triple level up for anything
  939. <DM> *anyone
  940. <Serikka_Tonatsu> 100/40 EXP
  941. <Neon_Mercilion> 125/20 EXP
  942. <Neon_Mercilion> *30
  943. <DM> lol neon
  944. <Neon_Mercilion> derp
  945. <Amilena> I only got a double
  946. <DM> yep, triple for neon
  947. * Neon_Mercilion doesn't gain a level quite yet.
  948. <Serikka_Tonatsu> 100 - 40 = 60 / 45 EXP
  949. <Serikka_Tonatsu> 60 - 45 = 15 / 50 EXP
  950. * Serikka_Tonatsu jumps all the way to Level 10 and gains an affinity level up
  951. <Amilena> So does everyone get a heart and magic container?
  952. <DM> yep
  953. <Amilena> Woot
  954. <Serikka_Tonatsu> Serikka Tonatsu (Level: 10)
  955. <Serikka_Tonatsu> Courage: 16 (+4)
  956. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Just imagine that was thrown into #zuchat))
  957. * OrcaOutset stashes his spear away.
  958. <OrcaOutset> I hear you were all originally after me.
  959. <Amilena> Your niece sent us
  960. <Amilena> The one with the pot house
  961. <Amilena> house pot
  962. <OrcaOutset> Ah... that little girl, eh?
  963. <OrcaOutset> Well then...
  964. * OrcaOutset pulls two spears.
  965. <Neon_Mercilion> Ah
  966. <OrcaOutset> Prepare yoursel-
  967. <Neon_Mercilion> Hello fellow adventurer!
  968. * OrcaOutset is suddenly hit in the back by a blast of magic, knocking him down.
  969. * Neon_Mercilion attempts to shake Orca's hand.
  970. <Neon_Mercilion> Wah?!
  971. <Neon_Mercilion> oprehjigws
  972. <OrcaOutset> Oww.........
  973. <Amilena> That wasn't me, I swear.
  974. <Amilena> I mean it could have been, but it wasn't.
  975. <Neon_Mercilion> Are you okay, sir Orca!
  976. <DM> *The figure that's been standing in the background emerges.*
  977. <OrcaOutset> Aye... I... I am just fine!
  978. <OrcaOutset> It was only... that... oooooooowwwwwwwww........
  979. <Amilena> And then there's this guy...
  980. <Neon_Mercilion> Reveal yourself!
  981. <DM> [???]: Sorry, it's been a while since I used something other than an illusion. I hope that didn't hurt too much.
  982. * CoolG jumps out from behind a boulder and hits Neon_Mercilion with a Sword and then runs away
  983. <Neon_Mercilion> I compliment your for your aim, though you should probably be careful, that was an older gentlemen you hit!
  984. <DM> *He emerges from the back. He's wearing a dark brown robe, and around his neck is a necklace with a gem that seems to phase out of existence randomly. He's got bright red hair, which is kind of spiky, but not Cloud extent. He walks forward with a slow stride and a calm expression across his face.*
  985. <DM> [???]: No worries. After all, it's the one and only Orca Outset, grand master of sword skills!
  986. <OrcaOutset> He-harr, ya got that riiiiiii-oooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
  987. * OrcaOutset just lays on the ground and rests the pain off.
  988. <Amilena> We're going to have to carry him back, aren't we?
  989. <Neon_Mercilion> I must ask though, what was that skill you used?
  990. <DM> [???]: My name is Dan Kaze. Has Monroe not mentioned me yet?
  991. * X_X is now known as DanKaze
  992. <Neon_Mercilion> Well, I can't say I know this Monroe fellow either, I joined this merry party mid-way through
  993. <DanKaze> What, the magic blast? It's just a PSI Strike, nothing more.
  994. <DanKaze> What, none of you have visited the Hyrule Market Shop?!
  995. <Neon_Mercilion> Well
  996. * Serikka_Tonatsu raises her hands
  997. <Amilena> Oh, you're talking about the guy with the absurdly large ice sword?
  998. <Neon_Mercilion> I'm a Mercenary, who just helps people for money
  999. <DanKaze> Hah, yeah, that dude!
  1000. <Neon_Mercilion> You can't expect me to know everything
  1001. * Neon_Mercilion shrugs
  1002. <Neon_Mercilion> ALTHOUGH
  1003. <Neon_Mercilion> I must say
  1004. * Serikka_Tonatsu holds up a Hylian Shield
  1005. <Neon_Mercilion> Assuming you're on our side
  1006. <Neon_Mercilion> Looks like today is a job well done!
  1007. <DanKaze> Hah, yeah it is!
  1008. <DM> *With that last line, you didn't hear it from his direction. It actually came from behind you.*
  1009. <Neon_Mercilion> Hell, I'm in such a mood, that Amilena owes me NO rupees for my assistance!
  1010. <Amilena> I still want to know how you know my name, and also what the heck you are exactly.
  1011. * Serikka_Tonatsu gets ready to kill Neon
  1012. * DanKaze continues to visually appear in front of you all, but he whispers into Neon's ear as if from behind him.
  1013. <Neon_Mercilion> I thought we already went through the formalities!
  1014. <DanKaze> I hope I don't owe you Rupees too!
  1015. <Neon_Mercilion> touche! But no, you do not!
  1016. * Serikka_Tonatsu whips up a piece of paper and starts writing on it
  1017. <DM> *There's footsteps behind you all, yet he's still standing in front of you all.*
  1018. <DanKaze> That's good. Perhaps then, we shall head back to town?
  1019. <Neon_Mercilion> *Sigh*
  1020. <Amilena> You keep that up, I'm going to use the bright goddess light thing again on you.
  1021. <Neon_Mercilion> Fine, I shall explain on the way, back to town.
  1022. <DanKaze> Heh. Try it! See if you can find out where I REALLY am!
  1023. * Serikka_Tonatsu hands the paper to Amilena, it reads "Do you want to know my name?"
  1024. <Amilena> Eh, it's not worth the magic. Besides, I'm in a good mood. There really was treasure down here.
  1025. <DM> *Just then, a stone falls from the ceiling.*
  1026. * Amilena raises an eyebrow at the note, then shrugs.
  1027. <DM> *It smashes to pieces as it hits... the sand.*
  1028. <Amilena> As long as you take back calling me stupid. That was kind of rude.
  1029. <DM> *More stones begin falling from the ceiling. You miiiiiiight want to consider getting out of here.*
  1030. <DM> *The floor begins cracking and splitting apart.*
  1031. * Serikka_Tonatsu takes the paper and writes on it, hands it back to Amilena "Well, to be fair, you probably shouldn't have mentioned treasure to a Golem thing"
  1032. <Neon_Mercilion> Allow me to apologize for being rude.
  1033. <DM> *The three of you are oblivious to the place collapsing on itself, apparently...
  1034. <DM> $1d3
  1035. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  1036. <Neon_Mercilion> Let's have a proper introduction, shall we?
  1037. * Serikka_Tonatsu just jumps out of the building and tries to land on a tree (Is there any window?)
  1038. <Neon_Mercilion> ...IN A MOMENT, JESUS
  1039. <DM> *Neon, your introduction begins with a stone falling on your head. Roll Courage to dodge!*
  1040. <DM> $10d10
  1041. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 4, 10, 7, 9, 2, 10, 5 and 1. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
  1042. <Neon_Mercilion> $12d10
  1043. * Amilena helps Orca up.
  1044. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 10, 3, 8, 3, 7, 7, 9, 6, 1 and 4. Total: 67. Successes: 8.
  1045. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Dear DM: Let the people just have some other time to TALK ABOUT THINGS DAMMIT))
  1046. <Amilena> Hey, Speedy McSpeedster, you want to help the old guy out of here or what?
  1047. <DM> *You rolloff against the stone. The stone has no dice; that's for the ex-wife. It explodes on contact.*
  1048. <DM> (well, someone did ask the question "if you die, does the place collapse?" He simply didn't really answer)
  1049. <Amilena> I had a feeling that was the case
  1050. * OrcaOutset has already vanished and ran the heck away.
  1051. * OrcaOutset is now known as X__X
  1052. <DanKaze> Well, see you in town.
  1053. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((And you still haven't answered my question of windows))
  1054. <Amilena> Well, I guess that answers that.
  1055. <Amilena> I'm outta here too.
  1056. * Amilena runs
  1057. <DM> *You're underground, there's no windows.*
  1058. <DM> *Unlike the Old Shadow Temple, which has spirit windows.*
  1059. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Since when were we underground?))
  1060. <Amilena> Should have tried jumping through those
  1061. * DanKaze disappears as well.
  1062. <DM> *When you fell down a hole and landed in a dungeon?*
  1063. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Unless the elevator took us downstairs))
  1064. * DanKaze is now known as X_X
  1065. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Yeah, but didn't we enter a building thing?))
  1066. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Or was that a door))
  1067. <DM> (Yeah, but you still fell into it. From ahove. From the ground above.)
  1068. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((>_>))
  1069. * Serikka_Tonatsu just runs
  1070. <DM> *Neon stands dumbfounded by the exploded stone.*
  1071. <Neon_Mercilion> $12d10
  1072. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 1, 9, 7, 5, 8, 5, 3, 10, 1 and 8. Total: 68. Successes: 10.
  1073. * Neon_Mercilion eckoidfsn
  1074. <Neon_Mercilion> e5aioyjw34ijw4o]
  1075. <Neon_Mercilion> (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO :P)
  1076. * Amilena shouts behind her as she runs.
  1077. <Amilena> Neon, there's rupees at the entrance!
  1078. <Amilena> Lots of them!
  1079. <DM> *Neon finds a way to use the exploded rock to snowboard his way out going an uphill route, passing up Amilena and Serikka_Tonatsu. How? Science.*
  1080. * Amilena paints some rocks to look like rupees.
  1081. * Serikka_Tonatsu tries to run faster than the speed of Neon speeding. Stop breaking the law
  1082. <Neon_Mercilion> IT'S ROCKET SCIENCE
  1083. <DM> *I could make you all do a bunch of rolls to get out, but instead, I'll just science this sucker.*
  1084. * Amilena is now known as Kirran
  1085. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Will Serikka run up a wall to get out, though))
  1086. <Kirran> I'll just see myself out
  1087. * Kirran is now known as Amilena
  1088. <DM> *You all make it back to the place you fell down, where you're magically transported to the spot right next to where you fell.*
  1089. * Neon_Mercilion is still on his Rocket Rock
  1090. <DM> *You're back above ground, in the large forest of moonlight...... which is quickly wilting and turning to sand.*
  1091. <Amilena> This is starting to get a little too familar...
  1092. <Neon_Mercilion> Come now!
  1093. <Neon_Mercilion> We shall use thy Rocket Rock to get us back to town
  1094. * Serikka_Tonatsu keeps on running
  1095. <DM> *The image of the moon above fades, as does the moonlight. The forest eventually turns entirely to dust, leaving you all back in Hyrule Field, standing on a large flat of sand.*
  1096. <Neon_Mercilion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTOwMeimSl4
  1097. <DM> *In the distance, you can seen the sun peeking up over the distant mountains as dawn shines upon you all.*
  1098. <Amilena> Stupid moon...
  1099. * Serikka_Tonatsu just keeps on runnin'
  1100. * Serikka_Tonatsu Why are some people so slow
  1101. <DM> *You know, you haven't gotten that quest reward yet. Back to pot land?*
  1102. <Amilena> May as well
  1103. * Neon_Mercilion uses the Rocket Rock to get passed Serikka
  1104. * Serikka_Tonatsu tries to attack Neon with a slice of the Steel Sword! Roll Courage?
  1105. <Amilena> So the rock is actually a gossip stone that was hit by a bomb?
  1106. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((DM, should I roll or no))
  1107. <DM> (sure)
  1108. <Serikka_Tonatsu> $23d10
  1109. <Navi> Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 2, 7, 3, 3, 9, 4, 4, 8, 1, 9, 10, 2, 4, 1, 9, 4, 8, 7, 10, 2 and 8. Total: 127. Successes: 14.
  1110. <Neon_Mercilion> $14d10
  1111. <Navi> Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 7, 5, 3, 2, 3, 7, 10, 6, 10, 4, 3 and 9. Total: 84. Successes: 11.
  1112. <Neon_Mercilion> SERIKKA, YOU'RE GONNA GET ME KILLED
  1113. <DM> *You successfully slice Neon with your blade.*
  1114. * Neon_Mercilion dies
  1115. * Neon_Mercilion had 1 HP, damn it
  1116. * Serikka_Tonatsu just keeps on running
  1117. <Amilena> (Turnabout is fair play Red!)
  1118. <Amilena> (Says Kirran from nowhere)
  1119. * Neon_Mercilion becomes a Ghost, and keeps riding the Rock
  1120. <CoolG> ((...))
  1121. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Protip: Never go past Serikka Ever))
  1122. <Neon_Mercilion> COME MY COMPADRES!
  1123. <Neon_Mercilion> TO THE INN
  1124. <Neon_Mercilion> SO I MAY BE REVIVED
  1125. * Serikka_Tonatsu just passes Neon and runs to the Pot House
  1126. <Amilena> Pothouse
  1127. <Amilena> pouse?
  1128. <DM> *You reach the Pot House. Its door is wide open, and from inside, you can hear the bickering of two old men.*
  1129. * Serikka_Tonatsu stops so suddenly
  1130. <DM> (if you want, I can just call a quest end here and throw the reward at you)
  1131. <Amilena> (Cheech and Chong?)
  1132. * Serikka_Tonatsu walks into the house
  1133. <Amilena> (Also, Neon shouldn't be dead, he picked up a heart container
  1134. <Amilena> )
  1135. <DM> *You walk into the house. It's Orca and Sturgeon pointing their fingers at each other, arguing over the finest points of the moral ambiguity of training to dodge swarms of cuccoos after hitting them repeatedly with sword strikes.*
  1136. <Amilena> (Auto life refill)
  1137. * Serikka_Tonatsu raises two swords up
  1138. <DM> *Beside them is the pot girl, sitting on a nearby pot and waving her legs back and forth as she looks at the ground.*
  1139. * Serikka_Tonatsu puts the swords away
  1140. <Amilena> How are the pots doing?
  1141. <DM> *She turns to see you. She saunters up to you, keeping three pots stacked on each other stacked on her head, perfectly balanced, unlike League of Legends.*
  1142. <Neon_Mercilion> (DID I picks up an HC? o.o)
  1143. <DM> (yes)
  1144. * Amilena gives one of the pots an elixer.
  1145. * X_X is now known as Sue-Belle
  1146. <Sue-Belle> Oh. It's you all. Umm...
  1147. <Neon_Mercilion> Hello person I've never met before
  1148. * Sue-Belle points at Orca, who's apparently now challenging Sturgeon with a tea cup.
  1149. * Serikka_Tonatsu tries to look for someplace to sit on
  1150. <Sue-Belle> Umm... you all brought him back?
  1151. <Neon_Mercilion> Shall I have thy pleasure of thy nmae?
  1152. <Amilena> Yep
  1153. <DM> *Pots, Serikka. Pots everywhere.*
  1154. <Sue-Belle> Okay.
  1155. * Amilena gives one of the pots a hamburger.
  1156. * Serikka_Tonatsu stacks a pot ontop of another pot and sits on that pot, how many pots is Serikka sitting on, including the potted floor?
  1157. * Sue-Belle hands each of you 200 Rupees and an Endowed Scroll - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-524-post-1142.html#pid1142
  1158. <Sue-Belle> Umm, I hope that's enough. Umm... *dodges to the right suddenly as a carrot lands next to her feet*... thanks.
  1159. * Sue-Belle goes back to sitting on one of the pots, watching the crazed argument.
  1160. * Neon_Mercilion is ignored. ;~;
  1161. <Sue-Belle> Oh.
  1162. <Sue-Belle> Umm..
  1163. <Sue-Belle> Potgirl?
  1164. * Amilena is also ignored. By pots.
  1165. <DM> (hang on)
  1166. <Neon_Mercilion> ...eh?
  1167. <Sue-Belle> Oh.... umm... Sue-Belle. That's umm... me.
  1168. <Neon_Mercilion> WELL THEN
  1169. <Neon_Mercilion> YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE ASSISTANCE!
  1170. <Neon_Mercilion> Should you need more assistance feel free to give me
  1171. * Neon_Mercilion cues THeme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQn5vbwDrqw
  1172. <DM> *You give the pot a hamburger. It reciprocates an ambiguous el torronto of omnipotent mice, singing of how the bears devoured the fine and excellent blood gods, for the skull candy.*
  1173. <Sue-Belle> Umm, thanks.
  1174. * Sue-Belle waves at all of you.
  1175. <Neon_Mercilion> NEON, KING OF MERCENARIES
  1176. <Neon_Mercilion> A call.
  1177. <Sue-Belle> Umm, I thought king of mercenaries was, umm... Rusl.
  1178. <Amilena> I heard it was a guy called Bob.
  1179. <Sue-Belle> Oh well. I'm going to sleep now.
  1180. <Neon_Mercilion> Hold! You're saying there is one who wishes to steal thy title away from me?!
  1181. * Sue-Belle places the pots on her head down.
  1182. <Sue-Belle> No. He has the title. Umm... I'm getting sleepy.
  1183. * Sue-Belle places the pots to the side, then gets out a larger pot, one three times her size.
  1184. <Sue-Belle> Good bye. And thanks again.
  1185. <Neon_Mercilion> Please, you must tell me where this Rusl is, so I may challenge him to a duel!
  1186. * Neon_Mercilion says as his eyes flame!
  1187. <Amilena> If he's anything like you, he won't be too hard to find.
  1188. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((And then Neon fails because Rusl is a higher level))
  1189. <Serikka_Tonatsu> ((Actually, I dunno))
  1190. * Sue-Belle climbs into the large pot, and you are then blared out by the loud snorting of pot- I mean loud snoring.
  1191. * Amilena gives one of the pots an elixer.
  1192. <Amilena> Because it asked for one.
  1193. * Serikka_Tonatsu watches the argument in amusement
  1194. <Neon_Mercilion> Now then
  1195. <Neon_Mercilion> FOR YOU TWO!
  1196. * Neon_Mercilion points to Amilena and Serikka
  1197. <DM> *The pot engulfs the elixir, then throws a message back at all of you.*
  1198. <DM> -=QUEST END=-
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