Grotto of the Goddesses, Part 4

<DM>	*Last time, you entered a puzzle room with a reveal that made it so obvious it didn't feel like a puzzle. After various shenanigans, there was some death, mysterious tricks by that one dude that keeps trolling you, and exp for everyone.*
<DM>	*By the end of the session, you got out of the room only to get trolled by a loading screen.*
<DM>	quick question Amilena, did you go through with the others or stay behind to attempt to investigate that random hand sticking out of the brush?
<Amilena>	Yeah, I continued investiagting and eventually overheard part of a conversation, but not the rest of it.
<Amilena>	Something about dropping out of the sky with explosions.
<DM>	I believe the troll guy was saying something like "Oh, maybe next time, you should have me appearing out of the sky with a shockwave!"
<DM>	yeah
<DM>	okay, continuin' with that, should be short
<DM>	-=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<DM>	*You continue to overhear this conversation between the one that's been randomly attacking you and... someone else. Some dude, far as you can tell.*
<DM>	[???]: Hmm, sounds like it could be fun. Have you seen the next room yet?
*	Neon_Mercilion listens in on this conversation
<DM>	[Man in Black]: Hoh hoh, the one with the blue blade? Oh, oh yes, I saw it from the first entrance. But, oh hoh, I couldn't quite get in, you see! I was only able to find some nasty plants over there. But alas, those poor Leevers were no match for the great-
<DM>	[???]: Shh!
<DM>	*The conversation stops suddenly, and you hear a rustling in the leaves.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	...?
<DM>	[???]: Let there be....
<DM>	*You hear the dinging of two blades hitting each other.*
<DM>	[???]: LIGHT!
<DM>	*A flash of very bright light shines through the brush, blinding you all. Roll Wisdom, Neon and Amilena! And Serikka too, if you're evesdropping.*
<DM>	$23d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 5, 3, 10, 7, 10, 2, 8, 8, 9, 2, 3, 2, 7, 7, 8, 6, 8, 2, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 137. Successes: 17.
<Amilena>	$11d10
*	Serikka_Tonatsu isn't even listening to the conversation for she already went to the next room
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 4, 10, 3, 4, 8, 2, 4, 1 and 9. Total: 55. Successes: 6.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$7d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 3, 7, 1, 10 and 3. Total: 34. Successes: 4.
<DM>	*Yep, the two of you are blinded momentarily as you hear some hurried footsteps rush away from you all.*
<DM>	*To the point of disorientation. You're unable to tell which direction they went.*
<Amilena>	I'd be mortally embarassed if my eyes weren't on fire.
<Neon_Mercilion>	This is not good, I can't see a thing!
<DM>	*After a bit of time, you recover your eyesight and hearing. There's no sign of anyone around other than you two.*
<DM>	*There is that newly opened door to the east though.*
<Amilena>	Well, at least we know someone else is also on this case.
<Amilena>	Might as well go see what the mute girl has gotten herself into.
<Amilena>	Maybe she's killed some more stuff with money
<DM>	*Headin' over thar then?*
<Amilena>	It's either that or chance the tentacle chest. I'll pass on that experience, thank you.
<DM>	*You head over to the newly opened door while Neon continues to be blinded from trauma of being blinded only a few seconds ago.*
<DM>	*MEANWHILE!...*
<Neon_Mercilion>	HARK!
<Neon_Mercilion>	I shall'nt have my name be called "Neon, Blind as a bat Goriya", that'll be rather embarrassing!
<DM>	*Serikka, you enter into a large room full of these oversized plants. Rather than cover the edges of the room, they're sparsely spread out through the entirety of the stone room.*
<Amilena>	I'm really starting to wonder whether we're in a forest or a desert, what with all the sand, and the guy talking about Leevers
<Amilena>	Not that there's anything weird about that...
<Amilena>	>_>
<Amilena>	<_<
<DM>	*Sunlight is streaming down from a ceiling high above you. It seems to be blasting the center of the room, from which you can see the painful blinding reflection of a blue blade, embedded in the stone floor.*
<DM>	*The blade itself has no handle. On the floor around the blade are symbols of the Triforce and all three Spiritual Stones.*
<Amilena>	Hey, didn't we find a handle at some point?
<Amilena>	Oh wait, that was with that other guy who isn't here somehow.
<DM>	*Kappa appears spontaneously next to you. He is conveniently holding out that handle.*
<DM>	*Asides from that, he appears to be completely still. Frigin' Sheikah ninjas.*
<Kirran>	You rang?
*	DM has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (Phone's for you. IT'S MY FOOT!)
*	Kirran vanishes
*	Serikka_Tonatsu just stares at the plants
<DM>	*The plants rattle a bit from the breeze, which enters from above. They stare back at you, unamused by your staring hijinks.*
<Amilena>	Man, what a bunch of sour grapes...
*	Serikka_Tonatsu just pulls a bunch of creepy eye tricks for the plants
*	Amilena runs
<DM>	*The plants feel insulted and singled out. One of them, close to you Serikka, sprouts out a venus fly trap-like mouth and snaps at you. (Roll Courage to dodge!)*
*	X_X is now known as InsultedPlant
<InsultedPlant>	$13d10
<Navi>	InsultedPlant: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 1, 3, 8, 5, 4, 6, 4, 4, 4, 1 and 1. Total: 45. Successes: 3.
<DM>	...........
<Amilena>	Ahahaha
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$15d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 6, 10, 6, 8, 9, 7, 3, 3, 4, 5, 2, 10 and 7. Total: 89. Successes: 12.
<DM>	23% success rate
<DM>	wow
<Amilena>	(It should set itself on fire out of shame.)
*	InsultedPlant gets COUNTERATTACKED!
<DM>	(lol)
*	Serikka_Tonatsu slices the InsultedPlant with a Steeling Sword.... ROLL COURAGE.... I guess...
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$17d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 7, 7, 2, 4, 4, 9, 4, 8, 10, 5, 8, 2, 9, 9 and 8. Total: 111. Successes: 13.
*	InsultedPlant can't really... move.....
<InsultedPlant>	$4d10
<Navi>	InsultedPlant: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 6 and 6. Total: 21. Successes: 3.
*	InsultedPlant attempts to sway to the side, only to be sliced in half by Serikka's blade of doom.
<DM>	*Its remains turn into an Enchanted Deku Stick - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-524-post-1142.html#pid1142
*	Serikka_Tonatsu snags the stick
<DM>	*You all get 6 EXP and 30 Rupees.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	Hmm?
*	Neon_Mercilion gets a sudden jolt of energy
<DM>	*Neon is confused as he is showered by random EXP and Rupees.*
<DM>	*The door behind you closes and seals.*
*	Serikka_Tonatsu gets a Level UP
<Neon_Mercilion>	Ha!
<Neon_Mercilion>	You think you can just close on us, Squire Door?!
<Neon_Mercilion>	Do you not know who I am?!
<Neon_Mercilion>	I AM
*	Neon_Mercilion cues Themesong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQn5vbwDrqw
<Neon_Mercilion>	NEON
<DM>	*The air grows silent (wut), and the plants become still.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	MASTER OF OPENING LOCKED DOORS
<DM>	(oh dear)
*	Neon_Mercilion attempts to kick the door opened. (Roll Courage)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$12d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 4, 8, 10, 5, 6, 7, 9, 1, 2 and 4. Total: 63. Successes: 7.
*	DM uses physics to answer this.
<DM>	$12d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 6, 2, 4, 6, 7, 6, 6, 7, 6 and 4. Total: 63. Successes: 8.
*	Neon_Mercilion rerolls self o.o
<Neon_Mercilion>	$12d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 5, 4, 3, 8, 4, 6, 3, 2, 8 and 3. Total: 61. Successes: 7.
<Neon_Mercilion>	HARK!
*	Serikka_Tonatsu facepalms
*	Neon_Mercilion fails
<Neon_Mercilion>	WHY HATH THE GODS FORSAKEN THY POWER?!
<DM>	*Your foot hits the door as a familiar foe known as Newton's 3rd Law of Physics returns. It seems you have a rival. Your leg experiences 1 neutral damage... again.*
<DM>	*A deep voice rumbles throughout the room, replying to your question.*
<DM>	[???]: The gods, you say?
<DM>	*This is definitely different from the previous ??? dude. You can literally feel his deep voice causing your body to shake.*
<DM>	[???]: What gods... do you speak of?
*	Serikka_Tonatsu is away: Brb
<Neon_Mercilion>	Why, Thy Gods of course! Which ever god thy worships can be left to thy imagination.
<DM>	[???]: You imagine Gods? Then... are you a God?
<Neon_Mercilion>	Hoho!
*	InsultedPlant is now known as X_X
<Neon_Mercilion>	Touche!
<DM>	[???]: I shall show you... a God!
<Amilena>	Oh here we go.
<Neon_Mercilion>	I read something on this
<Neon_Mercilion>	Whenever someone asks if I'm a god
<Neon_Mercilion>	I say
<Neon_Mercilion>	YES
<DM>	*The room shakes, and stones from the walls and floor begin to fly towards a particular location in mid-air.*
*	Serikka_Tonatsu is now known as Dead
*	Dead is back (gone 00:02:04)
<DM>	*From the ceiling descends a large, glowing stone. It attaches to the backside of the being that is assembling before you.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	Oh my, let's see what our present is!
<DM>	*Magical runelines begin coursing through its body as it finishes assembling into a 40-foot tall golem, made entirely of stone.*
<DM>	*Its looks resemble a Hammermos, but without the hammer and shield.*
*	Dead is dead
<Neon_Mercilion>	Nicely done!
<Neon_Mercilion>	Question Mark Man, what power do you have to make such a fine being?
*	X_X is now known as StoneGuardian
<DM>	*A barrier of light is summoned, surrounding the blade in the center as the guardian slowly moves to cover it.*
<Amilena>	(Resisting urge to make a dick joke...)
<StoneGuardian>	The power... of the Goddesses!
<DM>	profile up - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-524-post-1120.html#pid1120
*	Amilena uses the ping box at the Guardian for no reason.
<DM>	*The ping resonates throughout the room...... and returns with a response
<DM>	(kappa excluded)
<DM>	"There are 6 entities."
*	Dead is also excluded
<Amilena>	So we've got one frail wizard and a psychopath against a giant, 40 foot golem? I have a feeling no treasure is worth this much trouble.
<StoneGuardian>	You look tired...
<Amilena>	Also, who the heck else is in this room?
<DM>	*You don't see anyone else.*
*	Amilena is now known as Kirran
<Kirran>	Of course not
*	Kirran is now known as Amilena
*	StoneGuardian slowly clasps his hands together. You can see the magical runelines on his body pulsing rapidly, changing to a bright green color.
<StoneGuardian>	Let this battle... be fair. That is how a God... fights.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Nice!
<Neon_Mercilion>	Say
<DM>	*The green light flash, and a shockwave encompasses the whole room...*
<DM>	*You all recover to maximum Hearts and Magic!*
<Neon_Mercilion>	If we end up making this a draw, could you perhaps she me how you pull off all the badass abilities?
<Neon_Mercilion>	*show
*	Dead is now known as Serikka_Tonatsu
<StoneGuardian>	Hmph. Perhaps.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Alrighty!
<StoneGuardian>	Prove to me you are worthy... of a God!
*	Serikka_Tonatsu ended up digging out of the grave
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
<Neon_Mercilion>	May the best Man win...or Goriya...or Golem, I don't know at this point.
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<StoneGuardian>	$init 1d5
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
*	DM pokes Amilena with a stick.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Oh ho!
<Amilena>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Amilena: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	*10 minute timer, starto!*
<Neon_Mercilion>	Are you perhaps using going last to your advantage, friendly advasary!
<DM>	$1d3
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<DM>	*Enemy action set!*
<StoneGuardian>	Perhaps.
<DM>	*5 minutes on timer. Waiting for Serikka_Tonatsu and Neon_Mercilion.*
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	<Serikka_Tonatsu> using a normal bomb on the StoneGuardian  <--- you lazy formatter
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$12d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 8, 8, 7, 4, 6, 3, 8, 5, 2 and 5. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
<StoneGuardian>	$12d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 9, 10, 9, 9, 8, 4, 2, 3, 8 and 7. Total: 76. Successes: 8.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu rerolls self
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$12d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 1, 5, 6, 8, 3, 1, 1, 8, 1 and 1. Total: 48. Successes: 5.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	...
<DM>	*The bomb misses and explodes, dealing 1 damage to everyone. Everyone roll Power to defend!*
*	StoneGuardian doesn't bother, for the explosion bounces off its stone skin.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$10d10
<Amilena>	$6d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 5, 3, 3, 7, 2, 9, 2 and 7. Total: 55. Successes: 6.
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 2, 8, 9 and 6. Total: 36. Successes: 4.
*	Neon_Mercilion takes no damage
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Power with shield?))
*	Neon_Mercilion coughs slightly
<StoneGuardian>	??h, 92m
<DM>	(yep)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$14d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 8, 2, 7, 6, 8, 2, 4, 1, 5, 7, 7 and 3. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
<DM>	(all defending rolls = always add defending bonuses)
<DM>	*Amilena, you take 1 damage - defense. Neon and Serikka, you escape the blast radius.*
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Serikka_Tonatsu's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<Neon_Mercilion>	VERY WELL
<DM>	* Neon_Mercilion uses his Stealblade to strike at the StoneGolem. (Roll Courage, Two Handed) | $14d10, damage increased by $1d3
<Neon_Mercilion>	$14d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 7, 10, 5, 4, 2, 10, 8, 2, 9, 9, 8 and 6. Total: 89. Successes: 12.
<StoneGuardian>	$11d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 6, 8, 2, 8, 5, 5, 5, 2 and 3. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(NOICE)
*	StoneGuardian is hit!
<Neon_Mercilion>	$1d3
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<DM>	ouch, nice
<StoneGuardian>	12 - 7 = 5 + 3 = 8 - 3 = 5 damage
<DM>	*Your sword slash lands perfectly on the golem! .....
<StoneGuardian>	59h, 85m
<DM>	*Looks like you got a lot more before it goes down.*
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Neon_Mercilion's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	* Amilena fires a magic wand blast at the stone guardian (roll wisdom) $11d10
<Neon_Mercilion>	Damn, looks like all his Skills are innate
<Amilena>	$11d10
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 8, 4, 8, 2, 3, 4, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 53. Successes: 5.
<Neon_Mercilion>	...
<StoneGuardian>	$10d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 4, 4, 1, 5, 7, 2, 8 and 5. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Amilena>	$11d10
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 3, 4, 4, 10, 6, 10, 5, 2 and 7. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
<StoneGuardian>	$10d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 6, 7, 1, 8, 5, 1, 3 and 10. Total: 52. Successes: 7.
<Neon_Mercilion>	oh hey rollojfrgjrweh
<Neon_Mercilion>	1 Damage
<Amilena>	nope.avi
<Neon_Mercilion>	Magic somehow did less then me attacking it
*	StoneGuardian is hit by a weak attack, which it shrugs off. It still loses magic though...
<StoneGuardian>	59h, 78m
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Amilena's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	*Neon, for the heck of it, with that stealblade attack, you gain 1 damage reduction for the remainder of the battle. Enjoy!*
<StoneGuardian>	He who dares believe he can imagine Gods...
*	StoneGuardian looks at Neon_Mercilion.
<StoneGuardian>	Can you handle this?
<DM>	*StoneGuardian starts out by casting Destruction on Neon! (Roll Wisdom) | $13d10, Damage increased by 2
<Neon_Mercilion>	Well, I'd hate to be one to brag, but.
<Neon_Mercilion>	...fuck
<StoneGuardian>	$13d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 10, 10, 1, 2, 3, 9, 8, 2, 3, 2 and 1. Total: 61. Successes: 7.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$7d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 10, 1, 1, 3 and 7. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
<DM>	(damage calc on defender)
<DM>	*Neon, as the spell hits you, you find your equipment feels damaged a bit. If you attack with a weapon, it costs 1 Magic. If you defend using a shield, it costs 1 Magic.*
<StoneGuardian>	This is but a taste of the Gods!
<Neon_Mercilion>	7 + 2 = 9 - 4 - 1 = 4 Damage
<Neon_Mercilion>	I must say
<StoneGuardian>	59h, 71m
<Neon_Mercilion>	Your strategy is quite nice, StoneGolem.
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended StoneGuardian's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
*	StoneGuardian recovers 5 magic.
<StoneGuardian>	59h, 76m
<DM>	*Now setting action...*
<DM>	*Action set!*
<DM>	*5 minutes on timer.*
<StoneGuardian>	If I may ask... why do you all trample through my garden?
<Amilena>	I don't know. I heard there was treasure down here. I was kind of curious to see what the fuss was about.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu stays mute like always
<Amilena>	If I'd have known that the entire place was going to try and kill me, I might have rethought that though.
<StoneGuardian>	Treasure?
*	StoneGuardian looks down at the blade behind him, then back at you all.
<StoneGuardian>	You dare to take this Sacred Blade from me?
*	Serikka_Tonatsu coughs
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	We were told to go look for someone who may be in this area.
<Amilena>	Well, not as such. We were supposed to fin this one guy.
<StoneGuardian>	What guy?
<StoneGuardian>	I have seen no others than you.
<Amilena>	What about a spear wielding maniac who appears out of the darkness?
<StoneGuardian>	I have felt.... an odd presence, dancing around my domain. Was it not you?
<Amilena>	Nope. That's some other guy who's been wearing a troll hat this whole time.
<Amilena>	He's not big on manners.
*	StoneGuardian sees no others.
*	Amilena is now known as Kirran
<Kirran>	Still nope.
<Neon_Mercilion>	So tell me, StoneGuardian
*	Kirran is now known as Amilena
<Neon_Mercilion>	What's it like being a StoneGuardian?
<StoneGuardian>	You are lying! You have been trampling through my domain, destroying sacred beings. It is YOU who should be punished! You shall be DESTROYED for LYING to me!
<Amilena>	(Is having eerie flashbacks to entities made of light
<Amilena>	)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	Oh, go ahead and kill me.
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	*Serikka holds her turn.....
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Serikka_Tonatsu's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	But you should really blame the dumb girl next to me.
<DM>	*LET THERE BE COMBOS!*
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	I only speak when I am needed to.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	I only do what I needed to.
<DM>	*Amilena = dumb, according to Serikka.*
*	Amilena is offended.
<DM>	*Serikka = redundant when speaking, according to DM.*
<DM>	*Neon = about to pwn the crap out of golem dude with Serikka.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	:.
<Neon_Mercilion>	:>
<DM>	* Serikka_Tonatsu attacks the StoneGuardian with the slice of a Steel Sword (Comboing with Neon) (Roll Courage). $19d10
<DM>	* Neon_Mercilion loses 1 Magic, combos with Serikka, and uses his Stealblade to strike at the StoneGolem. (Roll Courage, Two Handed) | $14d10 + $1d3
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	If I were to do something such as stealing the blade.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	I would be doing that right now.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$14d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 5, 5, 8, 5, 7, 1, 5, 5, 9, 5, 10 and 2. Total: 75. Successes: 12.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
<StoneGuardian>	(against Neon roll)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	Instead, I am just attacking you, because you decided to fight
<StoneGuardian>	$11d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 5, 6, 3, 3, 3, 7, 10, 7 and 7. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	I only fight if others want to do so.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$19d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 2, 7, 8, 6, 6, 2, 1, 4, 10, 9, 2, 5, 10, 8, 7, 9 and 10. Total: 124. Successes: 18.
<StoneGuardian>	(against Serikka roll)
<StoneGuardian>	$11d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 4, 1, 8, 8, 7, 6, 2, 6 and 1. Total: 53. Successes: 6.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$1d3
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, GEEZ)
*	StoneGuardian loses 7 magic from this (average of both defending rolls).
<DM>	(okay, stealblade and steel sword, eh?)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Yeah))
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Swords of Steel))
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Still calculating damage, there?)
<Amilena>	Hey, guardian, what do you know about magic?
<DM>	*The two of you use your grand might to hit the great guardian. Your blades slice across its body multiple times, knocking away chunks of its stone body. Neon's Stealblade effect transfers to Serikka's grand slammin' 18 successes, as she ends up stealing 2 damage reduction from StoneGuardian, leaving it at 1 physical damage reduction left.*
<DM>	damage.....
*	StoneGuardian takes 17 total damage from the attack!
<Neon_Mercilion>	SHAZZAM!
<StoneGuardian>	42h, 69m | 1 physical damage reduction left
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Do I get another Damage reduction?)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	6h, 8m
<DM>	actually, it shouldn't have any damage reduction left, courtesies of Neon's first attack
<DM>	uhh, no, but it's out
<Neon_Mercilion>	(lol)
<StoneGuardian>	42h, 69m | No damage reduction
<StoneGuardian>	40h, 69m | No damage reduction
<StoneGuardian>	Gah!
<Neon_Mercilion>	Your strategy is amazing still though, StoneGuardian!
<Neon_Mercilion>	This shall be a fun duel!
<StoneGuardian>	Allow me to return it to you soon!
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Neon_Mercilion's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	* Amilena fires a magic wand blast at the stone guardian (roll wisdom) $11d10
<Amilena>	$11d10
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 4, 5, 5, 10, 6, 8, 2, 2 and 6. Total: 63. Successes: 9.
<StoneGuardian>	$10d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 6, 5, 8, 3, 2, 8, 10 and 6. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
*	StoneGuardian is hit!
*	Neon_Mercilion rerolls StoneGuardian
<Amilena>	Hey, guardian, what do you know about magic?
<StoneGuardian>	39h, 61m | No damage reduction
<StoneGuardian>	Magic?
<StoneGuardian>	Why do you ask such a thing, you dastardly raiders?
<Amilena>	Well, if it wasn't obvious, I'm kind of a student of magic. You seem to be running off a fairly broken down model of power stone.
<Amilena>	I was wondering whether you knew anything about that.
*	StoneGuardian suddenly stops moving for a moment as the gem powers off. It quickly turns back on, and he begins moving again.
<StoneGuardian>	I... was born of magic. I was there when it was first created! I know all about it, unlike the fake energy you all use!
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Amilena's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<StoneGuardian>	Behold!
<DM>	*StoneGuardian uses Protect on himself, followed by using Destruction on Serikka_Tonatsu! (Roll Wisdom) | $13d10, damage increased by 2
<Neon_Mercilion>	fweir9 qhys
<Neon_Mercilion>
<Neon_Mercilion>	we 4jpw5e4[
<Neon_Mercilion>	\ y
<Neon_Mercilion>	\
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$14d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 6, 2, 3, 3, 8, 3, 3, 5, 1, 6, 10 and 9. Total: 67. Successes: 8.
*	DM backs up.
<StoneGuardian>	$10d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 3, 2, 2, 6, 10, 10, 5 and 10. Total: 61. Successes: 10.
*	StoneGuardian ends up not taking damage from Amilena's attack courtesies of magical RP discrepancies.
<Neon_Mercilion>	FUCK THIS SHIT
*	Neon_Mercilion walks out
<StoneGuardian>	40h, 59m | No damage reduction
*	Serikka_Tonatsu throws a RP at that roll
<StoneGuardian>	$10d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 2, 2, 1, 8, 8, 1, 8 and 8. Total: 51. Successes: 6.
*	StoneGuardian goes back to taking damage.
<Neon_Mercilion>	THERE
<Amilena>	3 damage
<Neon_Mercilion>	WE'RE HAPPY NOW
*	Neon_Mercilion is grumpy
<StoneGuardian>	36h, 63m | No damage reduction
*	StoneGuardian magically took an extra damage because DM math fail. At least it's not Verizon math fail. o_O
<DM>	(okay, back to science from attacking Serikka)
<DM>	(Serikka, if you want to reroll your $14d10 freely, you're welcome to)
<StoneGuardian>	$13d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 1, 6, 5, 7, 6, 8, 1, 7, 10, 3 and 1. Total: 68. Successes: 10.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$14d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 5, 5, 6, 9, 5, 2, 4, 4, 10, 1, 9 and 10. Total: 87. Successes: 13.
*	StoneGuardian totally misses with its second Destruction spell. A blast of pure magic decimates the floor where Serikka was standing.
<StoneGuardian>	36h, 53m | No damage reduction | Protection
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended StoneGuardian's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
*	StoneGuardian recovers 5 magic, shuts down for a second, then reboots.
<DM>	*You notice, as he reboots the second time, the plant life around you wilts slightly.*
<Amilena>	(As long as it doesn't make the Apple bootup sound, we're all fine.)
<DM>	*Nope. It's Windows Vista.*
*	DM ruuuuuuuuns.
<Amilena>	Then we're definitely fine, he'll crash in two minutes running Ms Paint.
<DM>	hahahahah
<Amilena>	So if you die, then this place dies too, I take it.
<Amilena>	It would explain the sand.
<DM>	*Enemy action set.*
<StoneGuardian>	This place...
<StoneGuardian>	... was once part of a grand temple. But.... that was a long... long time ago.
<DM>	*5 minutes on timer.*
<DM>	*Waitin' on all three of ye still.*
<Amilena>	What kind of temple/
<Amilena>	?
<StoneGuardian>	I have no reason to tell the likes of you!
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	*Combo again...
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Serikka_Tonatsu's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	* Serikka_Tonatsu attacks the StoneGuardian with the slice of a Steel Sword (Comboing with Neon) (Roll Courage). $19d10
<DM>	* Neon_Mercilion loses 1 Magic, combos with Serikka, and uses his Stealblade to strike at the StoneGolem. (Roll Courage, Two Handed) | $14d10 + $1d3
<Neon_Mercilion>	$14d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 5, 1, 10, 3, 9, 2, 3, 2, 7, 9, 2 and 1. Total: 70. Successes: 8.
<StoneGuardian>	Hmph.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Yikes.)
<StoneGuardian>	$11d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 7, 6, 8, 1, 10, 9, 10, 7 and 3. Total: 77. Successes: 11.
<DM>	(lol)
*	Neon_Mercilion rerolls StoneGuardian o.o
<StoneGuardian>	$11d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 10, 8, 9, 3, 4, 5, 1, 4 and 3. Total: 57. Successes: 6.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$19d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 5, 9, 10, 6, 10, 3, 4, 1, 5, 8, 8, 4, 8, 10, 9, 9 and 3. Total: 121. Successes: 16.
<StoneGuardian>	$11d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 6, 3, 1, 7, 10, 8, 7, 9 and 1. Total: 60. Successes: 8.
<DM>	*Your attacks hit, but a magical barrier partially blocks your combo attack this time.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	$1d3
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
*	StoneGuardian only takes 7 damage from the attack... additionally... the damage then retaliates to both of you! Serikka_Tonatsu and Neon_Mercilion, roll Power vs. 12 successes to defend against the feedback!
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$14d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 2, 5, 3, 5, 6, 9, 7, 5, 1, 4, 5 and 6. Total: 66. Successes: 8.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$10d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 7, 4, 3, 9, 10, 6, 9 and 7. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu rerolls self
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$14d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 9, 5, 10, 1, 5, 3, 3, 8, 9, 1, 5 and 8. Total: 79. Successes: 10.
<DM>	*The damage is split between you. Both of you take 4 damage.*
<DM>	(- defense)
*	Serikka_Tonatsu takes 2 damage
<Neon_Mercilion>	4h 5m
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	4h, 8m
<Neon_Mercilion>	...Well then
*	StoneGuardian drops down to...
<Neon_Mercilion>	This is a different result than I anticipated
<StoneGuardian>	29h, 51m | No damage reduction
<StoneGuardian>	Hah!
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Neon_Mercilion's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	/ignore StoneGuardian
<DM>	* Amilena fires a magic wand blast at the stone guardian (roll wisdom) $11d10
<Amilena>	$11d10
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 8, 8, 4, 10, 1, 6, 1, 5 and 9. Total: 70. Successes: 10.
<StoneGuardian>	$10d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 8, 5, 3, 4, 6, 2, 2 and 6. Total: 44. Successes: 5.
*	StoneGuardian is hit!
<DM>	*Your wand blast punches another chunk of stone off the guardian.*
<Amilena>	Pew pew pew
<StoneGuardian>	24h, 46m | No damage reduction......
*	StoneGuardian has dropped down to less than half its Maximum Magic!
<Neon_Mercilion>	Considering we were rather close to defeating you, what'd you think of our preformance, Mr.StoneGuardian of badassery?
<DM>	*The magical stone on its back pulses irratically, and the magical runelines running throughout its body pulse randomly between different colors.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	Actually
<Neon_Mercilion>	Follow-up Question
<DM>	*Suddenly, the stone dies for moment......
<Neon_Mercilion>	What is thy name?
<Neon_Mercilion>	..
<Neon_Mercilion>	oh
*	StoneGuardian stands there, unmoving.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Well then
Sephiroth Serikka_Tonatsu StoneGuardian
<DM>	*The stone returns with a vicious shockwave. StoneGuardian returns to life as the shockwave hits all three of you. Roll Wisdom!*
<Amilena>	$12d10
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 9, 5, 9, 8, 2, 3, 8, 2, 5 and 3. Total: 59. Successes: 6.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$14d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 3, 10, 6, 6, 10, 7, 6, 10, 7, 8, 4 and 7. Total: 97. Successes: 15.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((HOW))
*	Amilena rerolls herself
<StoneGuardian>	$16d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 7, 8, 9, 8, 5, 6, 10, 4, 9, 5, 8, 4, 1 and 1. Total: 98. Successes: 13.
<Amilena>	$12d10
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 10, 1, 7, 2, 4, 7, 7, 4, 9 and 3. Total: 71. Successes: 8.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$7d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 5, 8, 1, 5 and 5. Total: 34. Successes: 5.
*	Neon_Mercilion rerolls the StoneGuardian
<StoneGuardian>	$16d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 1, 5, 1, 3, 1, 10, 10, 5, 2, 3, 2, 6, 10 and 3. Total: 77. Successes: 11.
*	Neon_Mercilion rerolls self (Can I?)
<DM>	(nope.avi)
<DM>	(one RP per turn)
<Amilena>	(You must construct additional pylons.)
<DM>	*The shockwave ripples throughout the room, devastating the plants and ripping the ground to shreds.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	(SOMEBODY REROLL ME o.o)
<DM>	*The attack hits Amilena and Neon_Mercilion, dealing 3 damage - defense to Amilena and 6 damage - defense to Neon_Mercilion.*
<DM>	*However...
<DM>	*As soon as destruction makes its way throughout the area, life follows.*
<DM>	*The plants revive from their burnt ashes to nothingness.*
<DM>	wait
<Amilena>	wat
<DM>	waaaaaaaait
<Amilena>	: o
*	Neon_Mercilion falls to the ground, and passes out.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$removeme....?
<DM>	(nope)
*	Amilena climbs over the 4th wall and gives the DM a hamburger
*	Serikka_Tonatsu breaks the game and plays on her phone
<DM>	*The plants revive from their burnt ashes of nothingness to large, thriving plants. They grow all the way to the ceiling, and as they do, Amilena recovers 4 hearts and magic, and Neon_Mercilion revives to 4 hearts and recovers 4 magic.*
<Amilena>	Is the barrier around the sword still intact?
*	Neon_Mercilion wakes up
<Neon_Mercilion>	HOHO!
<DM>	*Amilena and Neon now both have the Protection effects. Serikka has managed to dodge all of this, though.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	What a show!
<Neon_Mercilion>	Now you definitely have to show me how to do thAT!
<DM>	*The barrier around the sword appears to be cracked in many places, but it's still holding... barely.*
<StoneGuardian>	Gah...
<StoneGuardian>	My power... is... un... stable...
<DM>	*The guardian's speech pattern appears to be weakening as well.*
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Amilena's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<StoneGuardian>	Y-you... s-shall........ PERISH!
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<DM>	*StoneGuardian decides to use Stomp, sending a shockwave that hits Amilena, Serikka_Tonatsu, and Neon_Mercillion! (Roll Power) | $15d10, damage is halved
<Neon_Mercilion>	Friendly StoneGuardian?!
<DM>	nope.avi, not yet
<Neon_Mercilion>	Art thou alri-Gah!
<Amilena>	$6d10
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$14d10
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 2, 3, 2 and 5. Total: 30. Successes: 3.
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 1, 2, 8, 4, 1, 9, 3, 8, 3, 8, 8 and 4. Total: 68. Successes: 6.
<StoneGuardian>	$15d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 7, 2, 7, 4, 8, 5, 5, 6, 1, 2, 7, 8 and 9. Total: 77. Successes: 10.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$10d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 2, 2, 6, 5, 2, 8, 4 and 4. Total: 40. Successes: 4.
<DM>	lol Amilena and Neon
<DM>	good thing damage is halved
<Amilena>	No kidding
<DM>	halved twice
<DM>	due to Protect
<DM>	10 - 3 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4/2 = 2 to Amilena
<Neon_Mercilion>	(WHAT DOES 1.5 MEAN)
<Amilena>	7h, 9m
<DM>	10 - 4 = 6/2 = 3/2 = 1.5 rounded = 2 to Neon_Mercilion
<DM>	- defense on each
<Neon_Mercilion>	2h
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<DM>	*Damage retaliation hits StoneGuardian from both of you, causing a total of 4 damage to it.
<Amilena>	Does the barrier take a hit on that one?
<StoneGuardian>	25h, 25m | No damage reduction
<DM>	*Yes. The shockwave slams into the barrier, causing it to fall completely.*
<DM>	*Your Protection statuses are gone, fyi.*
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended StoneGuardian's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 4: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
*	StoneGuardian recovers 5 magic.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Does the Guardian still have Protection or no?))
<DM>	(nope)
<DM>	(lasts for one attack, that's it)
<Neon_Mercilion>	(OH WAIT, I HAVE DAMAGE REDUCTION)
<Neon_Mercilion>	3h
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Oh right, I take no damage because lol damage halved and that armor I have))
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	4h, 8m
<StoneGuardian>	25h, 30m | No damage reduction
*	StoneGuardian shuts off for a moment again. When it turns back on, the plants in the room drop their leaves, which turn brown by the time they hit the ground.
<DM>	*Enemy action set!8
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	ROUND 4: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Serikka_Tonatsu's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 4: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	*Combo again!*
<DM>	*just roll it*
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$19d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 6, 7, 6, 2, 1, 8, 6, 9, 8, 7, 9, 1, 3, 8, 2, 5 and 4. Total: 96. Successes: 11.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	I
<Neon_Mercilion>	$14d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 10, 5, 3, 8, 8, 10, 3, 6, 10, 5, 2 and 2. Total: 82. Successes: 12.
<StoneGuardian>	$11d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 4, 9, 8, 7, 10, 10, 10, 10 and 2. Total: 78. Successes: 12.
<StoneGuardian>	$11d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 9, 6, 1, 2, 6, 6, 5, 9 and 6. Total: 57. Successes: 8.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu rerolls self
*	Neon_Mercilion rerolls Serikka
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$19d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 4, 10, 3, 7, 9, 5, 9, 9, 2, 5, 8, 1, 6, 7, 5, 4 and 10. Total: 115. Successes: 15.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Serikka wins)
<DM>	*kay, it's a hit
<DM>	($1d3?)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$1d3
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
*	StoneGuardian takes 6 damage and loses 10 magic.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	4h, 8m
<StoneGuardian>	19h, 20m | No damage reduction
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Neon_Mercilion's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 4: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	* Amilena sneaks off to investigate the blade now that the barrier is gone.
<DM>	*You run up to the blade while the Guardian is distracted by Serikka and Neon's relentless assault.*
<DM>	*It's a blade with no handle. Perhaps the handle that you got from Kappa might work?*
*	Amilena compares the handle to the blade for a potential match.
*	Amilena enters detective vision.
<DM>	*Roll Wisdom vs. 5 successs!*
<Amilena>	$11d10
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 8, 8, 3, 10, 5, 6, 7, 2 and 9. Total: 72. Successes: 10.
<DM>	*It appears to be a perfect match. You actually feel like the blade is compelled to connect with the handle.*
*	Amilena reunites the two.
<DM>	*The handle and blade intertwine, to give you... the Goddess' Gladius! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-524-post-1142.html#pid1142
<Amilena>	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk&feature=kp
<DM>	aka a really awesome sword
<DM>	yep
<Neon_Mercilion>	Oh my!
<Neon_Mercilion>	THAT SWORD!
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Oh well, Serikka has a better sword than that one))
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((.... Soon))
*	Neon_Mercilion is Jealous. ;~;
<CoolG>	ITS AMAZING! ITS A GODSENT, LIKE LITERALLY!
*	StoneGuardian suddenly gains energy as you draw that sword. It seems to be moving faster than usual.
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Amilena's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 4: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<CoolG>	Or something.
<Amilena>	(I also still have a mirror shield coming somewhere along the line.
*	StoneGuardian uses Defensive Shield!
<DM>	*You see the Stone Guardian appear to power down and stop moving... but it doesn't turn back on.*
<StoneGuardian>	19h, 20m | No damage reduction
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended StoneGuardian's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 5: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
*	StoneGuardian does not recover 5 magic.
<DM>	*Enemy action... set?*
<Neon_Mercilion>	...Oh dear
<DM>	my oh my, this should be interesting
<Neon_Mercilion>	Hopefully, we don't kill it
<Amilena>	http://youtu.be/_8qpMo8nbLs?t=18s
<Neon_Mercilion>	It'd be nice to have a Stone companion by our side on our adventures
<DM>	waitin' on Amilena
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Just imagine the boss going on "Boss Berserk Mode"))
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<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	ROUND 5: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Serikka_Tonatsu's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 5: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	*Same as usual. Or is it? Roll away!*
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<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$19d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 4, 5, 5, 7, 10, 1, 9, 1, 4, 5, 5, 9, 8, 8, 2, 6 and 3. Total: 102. Successes: 13.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$14d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 10, 5, 2, 3, 8, 4, 9, 3, 4, 8, 4 and 1. Total: 68. Successes: 6.
<Neon_Mercilion>	19 damage...?
<DM>	($1d3?)
<Neon_Mercilion>	$1d3
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
*	StoneGuardian does not defend as the two of you combo attack it again, nearly destroying it, but something seems to hold it in tact...
<DM>	*Your attack strikes the guardian, dropping it down to... 3 hearts.*
<Amilena>	(intact is one word)
<DM>	shh
<Amilena>	(/grammar nazi)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((INTACT))
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((IN-FLIPPING-TACT))
*	StoneGuardian suddenly reboots, as a flashy barrier covers its whole body.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((LRN2SPELL))
<Neon_Mercilion>	...Oh dear
*	StoneGuardian recovers 16 magic, thanks to your attack.
<StoneGuardian>	19h, 36m | Defensive Shield Online!
<Amilena>	(Goliath Online?)
<DM>	wait
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((>19h))
<StoneGuardian>	3h, 36m | Defensive Shield Online!
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	<DM> *Your attack strikes the guardian, dropping it down to... 3 hearts.*
<DM>	there we go
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Neon_Mercilion's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 5: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<DM>	* Amilena uses Shine down upon Ye on herself!
<DM>	*A flash of bright light strikes the whole room. You can see two cloaked figures standing in the far corner of the room, opposite from the side you're on.*
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Amilena's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 5: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<StoneGuardian>	Hmph. Time for judgement!
<Amilena>	Wait, what about those two
<Amilena>	?
*	Amilena points at the cloaked figures
<StoneGuardian>	Hm?
*	StoneGuardian turns and sees... one cloaked figure?
*	X__X is now known as CloakedFigure
<DM>	(err
<Neon_Mercilion>	Oh, you're going to judge our performance? Splendid!
*	CloakedFigure is now known as RobedFigure
*	RobedFigure is revealed, returning with his black robe and spear. He appears high over the golem, striking down from above. As he does, a massive explosion occurs behind him, appearing to amplify the force of his strike.
*	RobedFigure strikes StoneGuardian with his spear! (Roll Courage)
<RobedFigure>	No holding back, this time!
<Amilena>	Showoffs...
<RobedFigure>	$26d10
<Navi>	RobedFigure: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 5, 1, 7, 5, 5, 8, 1, 7, 6, 3, 2, 5, 3, 8, 7, 10, 8, 9, 7, 2, 6, 8, 7 and 8. Total: 140. Successes: 19.
<StoneGuardian>	$11d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 10, 9, 10, 6, 8, 10, 6, 3 and 5. Total: 78. Successes: 12.
<RobedFigure>	Ha-hah!
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Oh Shit)
*	RobedFigure would normally cleave through StoneGuardian.... but...
<Neon_Mercilion>	(The Guardian put his all into that attack o.o)
*	RobedFigure instead completely bounces off the defensive barrier and is flung backwards. He manages to recover and land gracefully on the ground, but not without his hood falling off, revealing an old man with sharp features.
<RobedFigure>	Behold!
*	RobedFigure is now known as OrcaOutset
<OrcaOutset>	I am the one and only Orca Outset, of Outset- ow, me old man legs!
*	OrcaOutset half-collapses to the ground after realizing how physics works.
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended StoneGuardian's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 6: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2) and StoneGuardian (1).
<OrcaOutset>	$init j
<Navi>	OrcaOutset has entered the fray.
<DM>	wait
<DM>	missed something
*	DM backs up.
<StoneGuardian>	Another fly?
<StoneGuardian>	BEGONE!
<DM>	*StoneGuardian stomps and slams the ground, hitting Serrikka_Tonatsu, Neon_Mercillion, Amilena, and OrcaOutset! (Roll Power) | $18d10, damage is halved
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$14d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 6, 2, 8, 10, 9, 9, 10, 6, 1, 6, 9 and 5. Total: 92. Successes: 14.
<StoneGuardian>	$18d10
<Navi>	StoneGuardian: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 8, 5, 3, 4, 9, 10, 2, 7, 4, 2, 1, 5, 2, 9, 9 and 10. Total: 104. Successes: 13.
<Amilena>	$6d10
<Navi>	Amilena: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 10, 6, 10 and 1. Total: 39. Successes: 7.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$10d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 7, 9, 2, 5, 6, 9, 1 and 6. Total: 54. Successes: 7.
*	StoneGuardian misses Serikka again.
<Amilena>	Today is the day of the overroll
<OrcaOutset>	$21d10
<Navi>	OrcaOutset: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 9, 4, 3, 5, 10, 2, 9, 8, 6, 3, 2, 3, 7, 8, 8, 4, 5, 5 and 6. Total: 119. Successes: 15.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu is currently trolling the boss at the moment...
*	OrcaOutset staves the shockwave off.
*	StoneGuardian hits both Amilena and Neon_Mercilion for 13 - 7 = 6/2 = 3 damage - defense
<Amilena>	5h, 9m
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Don't I have Protect as well, Deviding it again?)
*	StoneGuardian absorbs the shield it was using, recovering hearts equal to its 16 damage reduction. However... it just spent a lot of magic.
<StoneGuardian>	19h, 11m
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	ROUND 6: Serikka_Tonatsu (8), Neon_Mercilion (8), Amilena (2), StoneGuardian (1) and OrcaOutset (0).
*	Neon_Mercilion pokes DM
*	StoneGuardian recovers 5 magic.
<DM>	nope
<Neon_Mercilion>	Oh
<Neon_Mercilion>	2h
<DM>	already said, Protect only lasted one attack
<Neon_Mercilion>	Er
<Neon_Mercilion>	1h
<Neon_Mercilion>	Wheeee
<DM>	hahahahah
<DM>	SOMEHOW, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!
<DM>	*Goriya has a character that lasted more than 3 rounds without dying! BLASPHEMY!*
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Get out)
<DM>	*Action set, send actions.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Does the Golem have a blast shield?)
<DM>	*The shield appears to no longer be there.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	I see
<StoneGuardian>	This is it... you shall all be destroyed for sure, this time!
<Neon_Mercilion>	Looks like we won't be able to recruit you for our cause
*	StoneGuardian is even breathing heavily now. Is that something big stone giants do normally?
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((How much Hearts and Magic does the StoneGuardian even have?))
<DM>	*The gem on its back is fluctuating madly.*
<StoneGuardian>	19h, 16m
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Oh right))
<Amilena>	Or you can give it up. I have your sword, and it hasn't rejected me.
<Neon_Mercilion>	I must apologize for thy action I am about to do, StoneGuardian!
<StoneGuardian>	T-the blade?!
*	StoneGuardian sees Amilena finally, now realizing she's holding it.
<Neon_Mercilion>	...
<Amilena>	Back down now. I don't really want to end a magical crature as old as you.
<StoneGuardian>	T-that is a s-sacred relic! You... you dare to defile it w-with your fiflthy hands?!
*	Neon_Mercilion uses this to his advantage
<Neon_Mercilion>	Do you see now, StoneGuardian?
<StoneGuardian>	No... NO!
<Neon_Mercilion>	If one has the ability to wield thy sword, that person has power that compliments the gods!
*	OrcaOutset places his spear on StoneGuardian's leg. Part of its leg crumbles to dust simply from the spear barely tapping its leg.
*	StoneGuardian falls partially. It begins to crumble even more.
<StoneGuardian>	Com...pliment?
<Neon_Mercilion>	Orca! What art thou doing?!
<OrcaOutset>	It's over, great one.
*	StoneGuardian looks at Amilena and the blade.
<StoneGuardian>	Perhaps... you all... are.... worthy.... to hear my tale.
<Neon_Mercilion>	You have my gratitude for giving us a chance, StoneGuardian.
*	StoneGuardian starts to collapse entirely. The stone on its back shatters mostly, though a small part of it remains.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Is the stone big?)
*	StoneGuardian reduces down to a being 1/5 the size of what its once was. It's still towering over all of it by a bit, but no longer many times your size.
*	StoneGuardian seems to be able to move around properly now, without suffering random power losses.
<DM>	*The plants in the room, begin to die out, and sand replaces the remains.*
<StoneGuardian>	I... was a originally... a guardian of a Master Sword.
<StoneGuardian>	The Goddesses created me to witness its creation, and then defend it until a hero would arrive.
*	StoneGuardian turns to Goddess Gladius.
<StoneGuardian>	That blade there is my own creation. It... reminds you of the Master Sword, does it not?
<Amilena>	Yeah, it does.
<StoneGuardian>	Ah.... yes, you do compliment it. I thank you. And... I apologize for the battle, though...
<DM>	*The gem starts losing power.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	Indeed! It looks incredibly powerful! I must ask, how many painstaking fortnights did it take to make thy sword?
<StoneGuardian>	I am very old, and this gem will not last much longer. That battle... I suppose it's perfect for my end. Thank you.
<StoneGuardian>	It took a long time, yes it did.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Hmm
<StoneGuardian>	But by the time I was done with it... the Hero of Time had vanquished the great evil in the land.
<StoneGuardian>	And we guardians were no longer needed... or so we thought.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Perhaps, what if there were a way to keep you alive?
<DM>	Soon afterwards, a guardian with gold armor, resembling a Darknut, arrived among us.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Hi DM))
<Neon_Mercilion>	Gold Armor, you say?
<DM>	oh son of a
<StoneGuardian>	He.... told us to continue defending the
<StoneGuardian>	... Master Sword.
<StoneGuardian>	But we didn't trust him, and we shut him out.
<StoneGuardian>	He returned later, with the Master Sword in hand, and then sent all but the strongest guardians away. He and the strongest of them disappeared.
<StoneGuardian>	I know not where its location is.... but I do know they now reside, with the Master Sword, in a grand dungeon, known as the Dungeon of Transcendance.
<Amilena>	Only the Wind knows, I'm sure..
<OrcaOutset>	A grand dungeon? Shouldn't we be able to see it so easily if it's so grand? Hah, I betcha even my old man eyes, sharp as they may be, can catch them!
*	Serikka_Tonatsu just kills herself after Orca said that
<StoneGuardian>	I have traveled far and wide for it, but I eventually began losing power. So I created this small temple out of my own memory of an older Temple of Time. I suppose... it has crumbled quickly. Two days, and it already looks like it's about to collapse.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Surely, there's a way to give you more power!
<StoneGuardian>	Heh... I suppose... this is as far as my ancient powers... will carry... me...
<StoneGuardian>	If... you can channel the Goddesses themselves and their power to me.... perhaps.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Your wisdom could help many an adventurer
<CoolG>	((Serikka_Tonatsu just kills herself after Orca said that" plot twist!))
*	Amilena uses the shine down power on the guardian
<DM>	*Your Gladius shines a holy light upon the guardian. It...
<DM>	... doesn't quite work.
<StoneGuardian>	Heh. My own creation... it seems... it cannot save me.
<Amilena>	It was worth a shot. Sorry old one.
<OrcaOutset>	Perhaps... is there something you would like before you pass on?
<StoneGuardian>	Heh... hahhah.... this is but a dream...
<StoneGuardian>	I would like to see... the Master Sword, and hold it... one last time.
<Amilena>	(A dream of a flying whale?)
*	Amilena runs
*	OrcaOutset walks over to Amilena.
<DM>	wow
<DM>	dat timing
<OrcaOutset>	Human woman, get back here!
<DM>	*An old woman is asking you to get back to him. Oh my.*
<Amilena>	Who are you calling a hu...er, what do you want?
*	Serikka_Tonatsu is currently dead
<DM>	wait
*	DM face-palms.
<DM>	TPYOESGEROSFULIREAYFGYAR
<DM>	*An old man is asking you to get back to him.*
<OrcaOutset>	Just... hand the sword to him.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Your gem, StoneGuardian, surely, should you die, it can be used for something.
*	OrcaOutset motions towards the figure that's standing in the far corner of the room. The figure is still half cloaked, but you can see him nod back.
<Amilena>	The hell you say. You two have plagued us the whole way. And besides, I've failed to get one piece of interesting treasure this entire time.
<StoneGuardian>	Ah... then.... I shall give it... to you, then. Perhaps... you shall find something that may one day give it power.
<Amilena>	(Can I use my anima crystal to keep the guardian running?
<Amilena>	)
*	StoneGuardian reaches to his back, and detaches the gem. He hands it to Neon_Mercilion.
<StoneGuardian>	Keep it... safe.
*	Neon_Mercilion accepts the gem
<Neon_Mercilion>	I shall.
<StoneGuardian>	And... young woman. If... I may hold the blade, one last time, in my hands... I would be grateful.
*	Amilena hands the blade to the guardian grudgingly.
*	DM picks u- waaaaaait.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu rematerializes into her correct shape
*	Amilena also shows the guardian the anima crystal to the guardian.
<Amilena>	Any chance this can help?
<StoneGuardian>	I'm afraid not. That is but a small fraction of its power.
*	StoneGuardian accepts the blade, and as he grabs the handle, a transformation takes place around the blade.
<DM>	*The blue glow turns into a beautiful, golden light, and as it settles, the StoneGuardian finds himself gazing at and holding the Master Sword.*
<DM>	*Tears fall from the guardian of stone's eyes as its body begins to crumble to dust.*
<StoneGuardian>	Ah... yes... my... my dream. It's... come true.
<Amilena>	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE
<StoneGuardian>	Thank you... and may you all... live well...
<Neon_Mercilion>	Wait!
<DM>	*The Stone Guardian turns to dust completely, and the sword drops to the ground. It transforms back to the Goddess' Gladius.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	StoneGuardian
*	StoneGuardian is now known as X_X
<Amilena>	yoink
*	Amilena takes the sword back.
<Neon_Mercilion>	...His name, is something I wish I could've had the honor of getting
*	Serikka_Tonatsu pokes Neon with a dead stick
*	Neon_Mercilion obtains the StoneGuardian's Gem!
*	Amilena tosses the anima gem to Neon.
*	OrcaOutset pulls out his own Ping Box... and uses it.
<Amilena>	See if you can power him up enough with this to ask him.
<Neon_Mercilion>	(Wait, confused, the gem is called the Anima Gem? o.o)
<Amilena>	(Nope, but my gem is AN anima gem.)
*	Neon_Mercilion tosses back Amilena
<DM>	*The ping pulses outwards... then returns to the ping box. Instead of spouting out its usual message, it instead returns with a name.*
<Amilena>	It's the one I was showing to him earlier.
<DM>	"Ordona"
<Neon_Mercilion>	Thanks for the encouragement, Lady Amilena
<Neon_Mercilion>	But I don't tihnk it'll work
<OrcaOutset>	Its name was Ordona....
<Amilena>	Wait, how come your magic box is cooler than mine?
<OrcaOutset>	... one of the Four Spirits of Light.
<OrcaOutset>	Try the box yourself.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Very Well then
*	Amilena tries her own ping box.
*	Neon_Mercilion has obtained Ordona's Gem!
<DM>	*Your ping box does the same thing and returns with the name "Ordona"*
*	Serikka_Tonatsu goes back to playing on her phone while waiting for DM stuff
<DM>	*Whelp, 'bout that EXP reward....
<Amilena>	Weird
<DM>	+100 EXP, +600 Rupees, +2 RP, +1 Heart Container, and +1 Magic Container
<DM>	I wonder if that caused a triple level up for anything
<DM>	*anyone
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	100/40 EXP
<Neon_Mercilion>	125/20 EXP
<Neon_Mercilion>	*30
<DM>	lol neon
<Neon_Mercilion>	derp
<Amilena>	I only got a double
<DM>	yep, triple for neon
*	Neon_Mercilion doesn't gain a level quite yet.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	100 - 40 = 60 / 45 EXP
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	60 - 45 = 15 / 50 EXP
*	Serikka_Tonatsu jumps all the way to Level 10 and gains an affinity level up
<Amilena>	So does everyone get a heart and magic container?
<DM>	yep
<Amilena>	Woot
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	Serikka Tonatsu (Level: 10)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	Courage: 16 (+4)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Just imagine that was thrown into #zuchat))
*	OrcaOutset stashes his spear away.
<OrcaOutset>	I hear you were all originally after me.
<Amilena>	Your niece sent us
<Amilena>	The one with the pot house
<Amilena>	house pot
<OrcaOutset>	Ah... that little girl, eh?
<OrcaOutset>	Well then...
*	OrcaOutset pulls two spears.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Ah
<OrcaOutset>	Prepare yoursel-
<Neon_Mercilion>	Hello fellow adventurer!
*	OrcaOutset is suddenly hit in the back by a blast of magic, knocking him down.
*	Neon_Mercilion attempts to shake Orca's hand.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Wah?!
<Neon_Mercilion>	oprehjigws
<OrcaOutset>	Oww.........
<Amilena>	That wasn't me, I swear.
<Amilena>	I mean it could have been, but it wasn't.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Are you okay, sir Orca!
<DM>	*The figure that's been standing in the background emerges.*
<OrcaOutset>	Aye... I... I am just fine!
<OrcaOutset>	It was only... that... oooooooowwwwwwwww........
<Amilena>	And then there's this guy...
<Neon_Mercilion>	Reveal yourself!
<DM>	[???]: Sorry, it's been a while since I used something other than an illusion. I hope that didn't hurt too much.
*	CoolG jumps out from behind a boulder and hits Neon_Mercilion with a Sword and then runs away
<Neon_Mercilion>	I compliment your for your aim, though you should probably be careful, that was an older gentlemen you hit!
<DM>	*He emerges from the back. He's wearing a dark brown robe, and around his neck is a necklace with a gem that seems to phase out of existence randomly. He's got bright red hair, which is kind of spiky, but not Cloud extent. He walks forward with a slow stride and a calm expression across his face.*
<DM>	[???]: No worries. After all, it's the one and only Orca Outset, grand master of sword skills!
<OrcaOutset>	He-harr, ya got that riiiiiii-oooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
*	OrcaOutset just lays on the ground and rests the pain off.
<Amilena>	We're going to have to carry him back, aren't we?
<Neon_Mercilion>	I must ask though, what was that skill you used?
<DM>	[???]: My name is Dan Kaze. Has Monroe not mentioned me yet?
*	X_X is now known as DanKaze
<Neon_Mercilion>	Well, I can't say I know this Monroe fellow either, I joined this merry party mid-way through
<DanKaze>	What, the magic blast? It's just a PSI Strike, nothing more.
<DanKaze>	What, none of you have visited the Hyrule Market Shop?!
<Neon_Mercilion>	Well
*	Serikka_Tonatsu raises her hands
<Amilena>	Oh, you're talking about the guy with the absurdly large ice sword?
<Neon_Mercilion>	I'm a Mercenary, who just helps people for money
<DanKaze>	Hah, yeah, that dude!
<Neon_Mercilion>	You can't expect me to know everything
*	Neon_Mercilion shrugs
<Neon_Mercilion>	ALTHOUGH
<Neon_Mercilion>	I must say
*	Serikka_Tonatsu holds up a Hylian Shield
<Neon_Mercilion>	Assuming you're on our side
<Neon_Mercilion>	Looks like today is a job well done!
<DanKaze>	Hah, yeah it is!
<DM>	*With that last line, you didn't hear it from his direction. It actually came from behind you.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	Hell, I'm in such a mood, that Amilena owes me NO rupees for my assistance!
<Amilena>	I still want to know how you know my name, and also what the heck you are exactly.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu gets ready to kill Neon
*	DanKaze continues to visually appear in front of you all, but he whispers into Neon's ear as if from behind him.
<Neon_Mercilion>	I thought we already went through the formalities!
<DanKaze>	I hope I don't owe you Rupees too!
<Neon_Mercilion>	touche! But no, you do not!
*	Serikka_Tonatsu whips up a piece of paper and starts writing on it
<DM>	*There's footsteps behind you all, yet he's still standing in front of you all.*
<DanKaze>	That's good. Perhaps then, we shall head back to town?
<Neon_Mercilion>	*Sigh*
<Amilena>	You keep that up, I'm going to use the bright goddess light thing again on you.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Fine, I shall explain on the way, back to town.
<DanKaze>	Heh. Try it! See if you can find out where I REALLY am!
*	Serikka_Tonatsu hands the paper to Amilena, it reads "Do you want to know my name?"
<Amilena>	Eh, it's not worth the magic. Besides, I'm in a good mood. There really was treasure down here.
<DM>	*Just then, a stone falls from the ceiling.*
*	Amilena raises an eyebrow at the note, then shrugs.
<DM>	*It smashes to pieces as it hits... the sand.*
<Amilena>	As long as you take back calling me stupid. That was kind of rude.
<DM>	*More stones begin falling from the ceiling. You miiiiiiight want to consider getting out of here.*
<DM>	*The floor begins cracking and splitting apart.*
*	Serikka_Tonatsu takes the paper and writes on it, hands it back to Amilena "Well, to be fair, you probably shouldn't have mentioned treasure to a Golem thing"
<Neon_Mercilion>	Allow me to apologize for being rude.
<DM>	*The three of you are oblivious to the place collapsing on itself, apparently...
<DM>	$1d3
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Let's have a proper introduction, shall we?
*	Serikka_Tonatsu just jumps out of the building and tries to land on a tree (Is there any window?)
<Neon_Mercilion>	...IN A MOMENT, JESUS
<DM>	*Neon, your introduction begins with a stone falling on your head. Roll Courage to dodge!*
<DM>	$10d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 4, 10, 7, 9, 2, 10, 5 and 1. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$12d10
*	Amilena helps Orca up.
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 10, 3, 8, 3, 7, 7, 9, 6, 1 and 4. Total: 67. Successes: 8.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Dear DM: Let the people just have some other time to TALK ABOUT THINGS DAMMIT))
<Amilena>	Hey, Speedy McSpeedster, you want to help the old guy out of here or what?
<DM>	*You rolloff against the stone. The stone has no dice; that's for the ex-wife. It explodes on contact.*
<DM>	(well, someone did ask the question "if you die, does the place collapse?" He simply didn't really answer)
<Amilena>	I had a feeling that was the case
*	OrcaOutset has already vanished and ran the heck away.
*	OrcaOutset is now known as X__X
<DanKaze>	Well, see you in town.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((And you still haven't answered my question of windows))
<Amilena>	Well, I guess that answers that.
<Amilena>	I'm outta here too.
*	Amilena runs
<DM>	*You're underground, there's no windows.*
<DM>	*Unlike the Old Shadow Temple, which has spirit windows.*
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Since when were we underground?))
<Amilena>	Should have tried jumping through those
*	DanKaze disappears as well.
<DM>	*When you fell down a hole and landed in a dungeon?*
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Unless the elevator took us downstairs))
*	DanKaze is now known as X_X
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Yeah, but didn't we enter a building thing?))
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Or was that a door))
<DM>	(Yeah, but you still fell into it. From ahove. From the ground above.)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((>_>))
*	Serikka_Tonatsu just runs
<DM>	*Neon stands dumbfounded by the exploded stone.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	$12d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 1, 9, 7, 5, 8, 5, 3, 10, 1 and 8. Total: 68. Successes: 10.
*	Neon_Mercilion eckoidfsn
<Neon_Mercilion>	e5aioyjw34ijw4o]
<Neon_Mercilion>	(I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO :P)
*	Amilena shouts behind her as she runs.
<Amilena>	Neon, there's rupees at the entrance!
<Amilena>	Lots of them!
<DM>	*Neon finds a way to use the exploded rock to snowboard his way out going an uphill route, passing up Amilena and Serikka_Tonatsu. How? Science.*
*	Amilena paints some rocks to look like rupees.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu tries to run faster than the speed of Neon speeding. Stop breaking the law
<Neon_Mercilion>	IT'S ROCKET SCIENCE
<DM>	*I could make you all do a bunch of rolls to get out, but instead, I'll just science this sucker.*
*	Amilena is now known as Kirran
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Will Serikka run up a wall to get out, though))
<Kirran>	I'll just see myself out
*	Kirran is now known as Amilena
<DM>	*You all make it back to the place you fell down, where you're magically transported to the spot right next to where you fell.*
*	Neon_Mercilion is still on his Rocket Rock
<DM>	*You're back above ground, in the large forest of moonlight...... which is quickly wilting and turning to sand.*
<Amilena>	This is starting to get a little too familar...
<Neon_Mercilion>	Come now!
<Neon_Mercilion>	We shall use thy Rocket Rock to get us back to town
*	Serikka_Tonatsu keeps on running
<DM>	*The image of the moon above fades, as does the moonlight. The forest eventually turns entirely to dust, leaving you all back in Hyrule Field, standing on a large flat of sand.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTOwMeimSl4
<DM>	*In the distance, you can seen the sun peeking up over the distant mountains as dawn shines upon you all.*
<Amilena>	Stupid moon...
*	Serikka_Tonatsu just keeps on runnin'
*	Serikka_Tonatsu Why are some people so slow
<DM>	*You know, you haven't gotten that quest reward yet. Back to pot land?*
<Amilena>	May as well
*	Neon_Mercilion uses the Rocket Rock to get passed Serikka
*	Serikka_Tonatsu tries to attack Neon with a slice of the Steel Sword! Roll Courage?
<Amilena>	So the rock is actually a gossip stone that was hit by a bomb?
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((DM, should I roll or no))
<DM>	(sure)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	$23d10
<Navi>	Serikka_Tonatsu: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 2, 7, 3, 3, 9, 4, 4, 8, 1, 9, 10, 2, 4, 1, 9, 4, 8, 7, 10, 2 and 8. Total: 127. Successes: 14.
<Neon_Mercilion>	$14d10
<Navi>	Neon_Mercilion: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 7, 5, 3, 2, 3, 7, 10, 6, 10, 4, 3 and 9. Total: 84. Successes: 11.
<Neon_Mercilion>	SERIKKA, YOU'RE GONNA GET ME KILLED
<DM>	*You successfully slice Neon with your blade.*
*	Neon_Mercilion dies
*	Neon_Mercilion had 1 HP, damn it
*	Serikka_Tonatsu just keeps on running
<Amilena>	(Turnabout is fair play Red!)
<Amilena>	(Says Kirran from nowhere)
*	Neon_Mercilion becomes a Ghost, and keeps riding the Rock
<CoolG>	((...))
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Protip: Never go past Serikka Ever))
<Neon_Mercilion>	COME MY COMPADRES!
<Neon_Mercilion>	TO THE INN
<Neon_Mercilion>	SO I MAY BE REVIVED
*	Serikka_Tonatsu just passes Neon and runs to the Pot House
<Amilena>	Pothouse
<Amilena>	pouse?
<DM>	*You reach the Pot House. Its door is wide open, and from inside, you can hear the bickering of two old men.*
*	Serikka_Tonatsu stops so suddenly
<DM>	(if you want, I can just call a quest end here and throw the reward at you)
<Amilena>	(Cheech and Chong?)
*	Serikka_Tonatsu walks into the house
<Amilena>	(Also, Neon shouldn't be dead, he picked up a heart container
<Amilena>	)
<DM>	*You walk into the house. It's Orca and Sturgeon pointing their fingers at each other, arguing over the finest points of the moral ambiguity of training to dodge swarms of cuccoos after hitting them repeatedly with sword strikes.*
<Amilena>	(Auto life refill)
*	Serikka_Tonatsu raises two swords up
<DM>	*Beside them is the pot girl, sitting on a nearby pot and waving her legs back and forth as she looks at the ground.*
*	Serikka_Tonatsu puts the swords away
<Amilena>	How are the pots doing?
<DM>	*She turns to see you. She saunters up to you, keeping three pots stacked on each other stacked on her head, perfectly balanced, unlike League of Legends.*
<Neon_Mercilion>	(DID I picks up an HC? o.o)
<DM>	(yes)
*	Amilena gives one of the pots an elixer.
*	X_X is now known as Sue-Belle
<Sue-Belle>	Oh. It's you all. Umm...
<Neon_Mercilion>	Hello person I've never met before
*	Sue-Belle points at Orca, who's apparently now challenging Sturgeon with a tea cup.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu tries to look for someplace to sit on
<Sue-Belle>	Umm... you all brought him back?
<Neon_Mercilion>	Shall I have thy pleasure of thy nmae?
<Amilena>	Yep
<DM>	*Pots, Serikka. Pots everywhere.*
<Sue-Belle>	Okay.
*	Amilena gives one of the pots a hamburger.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu stacks a pot ontop of another pot and sits on that pot, how many pots is Serikka sitting on, including the potted floor?
*	Sue-Belle hands each of you 200 Rupees and an Endowed Scroll - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-524-post-1142.html#pid1142
<Sue-Belle>	Umm, I hope that's enough. Umm... *dodges to the right suddenly as a carrot lands next to her feet*... thanks.
*	Sue-Belle goes back to sitting on one of the pots, watching the crazed argument.
*	Neon_Mercilion is ignored. ;~;
<Sue-Belle>	Oh.
<Sue-Belle>	Umm..
<Sue-Belle>	Potgirl?
*	Amilena is also ignored. By pots.
<DM>	(hang on)
<Neon_Mercilion>	...eh?
<Sue-Belle>	Oh.... umm... Sue-Belle. That's umm... me.
<Neon_Mercilion>	WELL THEN
<Neon_Mercilion>	YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE ASSISTANCE!
<Neon_Mercilion>	Should you need more assistance feel free to give me
*	Neon_Mercilion cues THeme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQn5vbwDrqw
<DM>	*You give the pot a hamburger. It reciprocates an ambiguous el torronto of omnipotent mice, singing of how the bears devoured the fine and excellent blood gods, for the skull candy.*
<Sue-Belle>	Umm, thanks.
*	Sue-Belle waves at all of you.
<Neon_Mercilion>	NEON, KING OF MERCENARIES
<Neon_Mercilion>	A call.
<Sue-Belle>	Umm, I thought king of mercenaries was, umm... Rusl.
<Amilena>	I heard it was a guy called Bob.
<Sue-Belle>	Oh well. I'm going to sleep now.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Hold! You're saying there is one who wishes to steal thy title away from me?!
*	Sue-Belle places the pots on her head down.
<Sue-Belle>	No. He has the title. Umm... I'm getting sleepy.
*	Sue-Belle places the pots to the side, then gets out a larger pot, one three times her size.
<Sue-Belle>	Good bye. And thanks again.
<Neon_Mercilion>	Please, you must tell me where this Rusl is, so I may challenge him to a duel!
*	Neon_Mercilion says as his eyes flame!
<Amilena>	If he's anything like you, he won't be too hard to find.
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((And then Neon fails because Rusl is a higher level))
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	((Actually, I dunno))
*	Sue-Belle climbs into the large pot, and you are then blared out by the loud snorting of pot- I mean loud snoring.
*	Amilena gives one of the pots an elixer.
<Amilena>	Because it asked for one.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu watches the argument in amusement
<Neon_Mercilion>	Now then
<Neon_Mercilion>	FOR YOU TWO!
*	Neon_Mercilion points to Amilena and Serikka
<DM>	*The pot engulfs the elixir, then throws a message back at all of you.*
<DM>	-=QUEST END=-