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- Mark Zuckerberg may be seriously underestimated.
- The level of sheer hatred he evokes blinds people to his potential; he can do something awesome like water ski on a hydrofoil carrying the American flag for the Fourth of July, and the comments will just be about how very much everyone loathes him.
- (Whereas if it had been Jeff Bezos, post-roids & lifting, people would be squeeing about his Terminator-esque badassery.)
- And it's not Facebook-hatred, it's Mark-hatred specifically, going back well before the movie _The Social Network_; in fact, I'd say a lot of the histrionics over and hatred of Facebook, which have turned out to be so bogus (like Cambridge Analytica) is motivated by Mark-hatred rather than vice-versa.
- Even classmates at Harvard seemed to loathe him.
- He just has a "punchable face"; he is short; he somehow looks like a college undergraduate at age 37; he eschews facial hair, emphasizing his paleness and alien-like face, while his haircut appears inspired by the least attractive of Roman-emperor stylings (quite possibly not a coincidence given his sister); he is highly fit, but apparently favors primarily aerobics where the better you get the sicker & scrawnier you look; and he continues to take PR beatings, like when he donated [$75]($2020)m to a San Francisco hospital & the SF city board took time out from minor city business like the coronavirus/housing/homeless/economic crisis just to pass a resolution insulting & criticizing him.
- (This is on top of the Newark debacle.)
- All of which reminds me of Andrew Carnegie, or Bill Gates in the mid-1990s.
- Who then would have seen him turning into a beloved philanthropist?
- (After all, simply spending money is no guarantee of love.
- No matter how much money he spends, the only people who will ever love Larry Ellison are yach designers, tennis players, and the occasional great white shark.)
- He too was blamed for a myriad of social ills, physically unimposing (short compared to CEO peers who more typically are several inches above-average), and was mocked viciously for his nasally voice and smeary glasses and utter lack of fashion and being nerdily neotenous & oh-so-punchable.
- Gates could do only one of two things according to the press: advance Microsoft monopolies in sinister & illegal ways to parasitize the world & crush all competition, or make noble-seeming gestures which were actually stalking horses for future Microsoft monopolies.
- But he too was fiercely competitive, highly intelligent, an omnivorous reader, willing to learn from his mistakes & experiments, and, of course, backed by one of the largest fortunes in history.
- As he grew older, Bill Gates grew into his face, sharpened up his personal style, learned some social graces, lost some of the fire driving the competitiveness, and began applying his drive & intellect to deploying his fortune well.
- Zuckerberg starts in the same place.
- And it's easy to see how he could turn things around.
- Drop the aerobics for weightlifting; find the local doctor (he likely already knows, and just refuses to use him); start experimenting with chin fur and other hair styles, and perhaps glasses; step away from Facebook to let the toxicity begin to fade away; consider carefully his political allegiances and whether the Democratic Party will ever be a viable option for him (he will never be woke enough for the woke wing, especially given their ugly streak of anti-semitism, unless he gives away his entire fortune to a Ford-Foundation-esque slush fund for them, which would be pointless) and how Bloomberg governed NYC; and begin building a braintrust and network to back a revamped political faction of his own.
- In 20 years, perhaps we'll look back on Zuckerberg with one of those funny before/after pairings, like Elon Musk in 1997 vs Elon Musk in 2015, or nebbish Bezos in '90s sweater vs pumped bald Bezos in mirror shades & vest, and be struck that Zuckerberg, so well known for _X_ ("curing malaria"? negotiating an end to the Second Sino-Russian Border Conflict?) was once a pariah and public enemy #1.
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