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- 23:37 < Der> gotta sand a couple and screw them all in tomorrow
- 23:37 < cyberlard> sup
- 23:38 < cyberlard> i got a reputation tonight. :/
- 23:39 < cyberlard> how are ya'll niggas?
- 23:39 < lolberpunk1> It's cyberlard! :D
- 23:39 < cyberlard> ho xd
- 23:40 < spoljo> ?
- 23:40 < cyberlard> im only cyberlard when im drunk fyi
- 23:40 < Israel_B> spoljo:
- 23:40 < cyberlard> otherwise im other shit
- 23:42 < cyberlard> sup izzy
- 23:44 < Der> hey cyberlard
- 23:44 < Der> cyberlard: wanna elaborate on yoru reputation situation?
- 23:45 -!- gary_host [~supercomp@unaffiliated/supercomputer] has joined #reddit-cyberpunk
- 23:46 < cyberlard> hah
- 23:46 < Der> ??
- 23:46 < cyberlard> i sang smoe songs ad made fnrens and people know me anyway
- 23:46 < gary_host> hello again
- 23:46 < gary_host> Der
- 23:46 < cyberlard> and I have a mustache now
- 23:46 < gary_host> cyberlard
- 23:46 < cyberlard> a big mustache
- 23:46 < Der> gary_host:
- 23:46 < gary_host> i'm gonna shave it all off today
- 23:46 < cyberlard> do eet
- 23:47 < Der> ...
- 23:48 < cyberlard> wut
- 23:48 < Der> well for gary_host im pretty sure im missing some backstory to convo
- 23:48 < Der> for you cyberlard it sounds like you just had fun is all- i thought you were going to say you did something rediculous
- 23:49 < cyberlard> like what
- 23:49 * Der shruges
- 23:49 < cyberlard> there are some lol things about it
- 23:49 < Der> usually when people tell me "i got a reputation just now" its usually something peculiar that occured
- 23:50 < Der> orly?
- 23:50 < Der> cyberlard: did you sing "i liike big butts"?
- 23:50 < cyberlard> no but i do
- 23:50 < Der> :P
- 23:51 < gary_host> Der, lardy like fat girls
- 23:51 < Der> awkward situations are humoring when done so intentionally- as it breaks the ice in ways that can sometimes seem comedic
- 23:51 < Der> gary_host: i recall this, yes.
- 23:51 < cyberlard> if a woman withaparticularly big butt wanted me to touch it tonight
- 23:52 < cyberlard> i would have had a problem
- 23:52 < gary_host> why?
- 23:52 < cyberlard> luckily they were all thin
- 23:52 < Der> lawl
- 23:52 < Der> cyberlard: it just occured to me that you're close to where the 2600 meeting is held in the area. ever been to it?
- 23:53 < cyberlard> no
- 23:53 < Der> ah
- 23:53 < cyberlard> i was in sacramento on saturday and sunday
- 23:53 * Der gasps
- 23:53 < cyberlard> and baltimore since monday
- 23:53 < Der> and you didnt hit me up?!
- 23:53 < cyberlard> i knoe huh
- 23:53 < cyberlard> i wanted to
- 23:53 < cyberlard> really i did
- 23:54 < Der> i dont know any good bars around there though :/ but oldtown is supposedly heck of a lot of fun
- 23:54 < cyberlard> but when i thought of it shit was up and when shit was not up i didnt think about it then i ordered spicy noodles then i shit myself on a plane
- 23:55 < Der> oooh yeah....
- 23:56 < Der> did you end up heading to walmart or something?
- 23:57 < cyberlard> something.
- 23:57 < Der> ah
- 23:57 < Der> one time i ditched my undies in a bathroom trashcan
- 23:58 < Der> apparently its more common than people think
- 23:58 < Der> for some weird reason
- 23:58 < Israel_B> because a surprising number of humans can not manage their own bowels or do stupid shit that leads to being unable to manage their bowels
- 23:59 < Der> Israel_B: is there a third situation? possibly more vague?
- Day changed to 26 Apr 2017
- 00:01 < Der> anywho, i remember and feel for ya on what happend cyberlard
- 23:57 < cyberlard> something.
- 23:57 < Der> ah
- 23:57 < Der> one time i ditched my undies in a bathroom trashcan
- 23:58 < Der> apparently its more common than people think
- 23:58 < Der> for some weird reason
- 23:58 < Israel_B> because a surprising number of humans can not manage their own bowels or do stupid shit that leads to being unable to manage their bowels
- 23:59 < Der> Israel_B: is there a third situation? possibly more vague?
- Day changed to 26 Apr 2017
- 00:01 < Der> anywho, i remember and feel for ya on what happend cyberlard
- 00:01 < Israel_B> its uncomon for adult humans to lack bowel control, so the third situtation is sudden issues or onset of chronic illness
- 00:03 < Der> Israel_B: sudden issues as far as elements that lead up to a situation without a more desirable ending?
- 00:04 < Israel_B> illness for example
- 00:05 < Israel_B> food poisoning
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- 00:07 < Der> so basically situations out of one's further control except to remedy and treat
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- 00:10 < Israel_B> yep
- 00:10 < Israel_B> other than illness, its basically stupidity
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- 00:13 < Rond> #reddit-shartinmart
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- 00:38 < cyberlard> jah
- 00:38 < cyberlard> Israel I hVe aevere ins
- 00:38 < cyberlard> Nd
- 00:39 < cyberlard> i was on a plane
- 00:39 < cyberlard> and
- 00:39 < cyberlard> someone was in the stall for 45 minutes
- 00:39 < cyberlard> and ot was shitty
- 00:39 < cyberlard> lol
- 00:39 < Israel_B> "avevere ins"?
- 00:39 < Der> Israel_B: severe ibs
- 00:40 < cyberlard> yes
- 00:40 < cyberlard> plus it was laba
- 00:41 -!- augur [~augur@ has joined #reddit-cyberpunk
- 00:41 < cyberlard> s/laba/lava/
- 00:41 < Rond> like a lava cake?
- 00:42 < gary_host> i gave up on running my own home server
- 00:42 < Der> Rond: schlits
- 00:42 < gary_host> after what i saw them do to hillary
- 00:42 < cyberlard> :(
- 00:42 < gary_host> i said "no way no how"
- 00:42 < cyberlard> xx
- 00:42 < Israel_B> one toilet on a plane and for 45 minutes you didnt get the staff to deal with it?
- 00:43 < Der> Israel_B: there was a line ahead of him
- 00:44 < cyberlard> i have a video of hilary and chelsea circular shitting
- 00:44 < Israel_B> gary_host: I was unaware that you had the IT chops to try running a home server
- 00:44 < Israel_B> but I was also unaware that you liked guns until yesterday
- 00:44 < Der> Israel_B: im using a pi as a home server :D though i have to reconfigure it -_-
- 00:44 < gary_host> Israel_B, just making a bad, and not even timely, political joke
- 00:45 < Israel_B> der what hardare people use isnt realy of much interest to me
- 00:45 < Israel_B> hardware is comodity
- 00:45 < Israel_B> even something "really old" like my G4 Cube would do just fine
- 00:45 < Der> how very kind of you Israel_B , "its the inside that counts"
- 00:46 < cyberlard> dont speak of my reality as if it is a commodity
- 00:47 < Der> cyberlard: in the future, you might be able to sell it to people wanting to experience others' memories
- 00:47 < cyberlard> it is eberythimg to mr, amd ejemmi close my eure it is it i see
- 00:47 < cyberlard> latah all
- 00:48 < Der> cyberlard: peace
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