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Harambe Zoo S1EP1

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  1. {Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden - The Harambe Incident}
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  3. Nearly 2000 years ago, a human primate (presumed to be a chimpanzee/gorilla of some sort) named "Harambe" was shot and killed by an abusive staff member of the zoo. The Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden received mass amounts of hate from people across the globe. People started worshipping the fallen primate. As others began to tag along on this religion named "Harambism", protests began to outburst. These protests happened immediately after The Cincinnati Zoo opened, weeks after the shootings.
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  5. The extremely violent protests resulted in deaths of many zoo staff members, locals, and tourists. As the story is told, the popular Cincinatti Zoo was taken over by the protesters and became an ancient religious area. Many of the human primates became very intelligent and supposedly took over the entire zoo and botanical garden. These primates have ruled the entire area ever since. Or do they? That's what we are here for.
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  7. Our mission is to breach into The Cincinatti Zoo and explore what we could find. Legend has it, Harambe was resurrected and lives in this very zoo. Our helicopter lands a couple miles away from our destination so that we don't bring any attention to us. We run across the fields of weeds and overgrown plants as we approach the zoo. Right away, we can see many gorillas guarding the entrance gate. We must find a way around.
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  9. This zoo is heavily guarded. We can see clearly these are gorillas and not chimpanzees of any sort. But there's one thing odd about this all... They seem abnormally civilized for the 41st century. Normal animals such as dogs, hedgehogs, lions, and pterod-Oh my god. That brings back horrible flashbacks. The pterodactyl apocalypse that the human race survived through. That was a nightmare! A science experiment gone wrong.-Anyways, as I was saying, these gorillas seem much more civilized than other civil animals. They're standing on two legs and holding stuff with their hands. They're eating food as well?!
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  11. We try to go closer but are interrupted by two smiling(probably) gorillas that pick us up with one hand and put us on their backs. The gorillas are taking us into their zoo. The gorilla that I am on gives a nod and a growl-ish type noise to the guards. The guards nod back. We are taken across the ancient used-to-be zoo, kind of like a tour. There are signs with strange writing on them. These gorillas have their own written language it seems. I have no clue what it says. Even gorillas are talking with each other. Almost every primate has a tin hat on. I'll try to write down the sign's text as perfectly as I can.
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  13. "ɘdmɒɿɒʜ ɘvol ɘw"
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  15. And another sign: "ʜɔɿυʜɔ ɘdmɒɿɒʜ"
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  17. And another one: "əqɯɐɹɐɥ ๅıɐɥ"
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  19. We will try to crack the code of the Harambe language another time. But for now, we must try to figure out where these gorillas are taking us.
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