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- [22:28:52] it_is_fanatic: here we are. another day. another tona.
- [22:29:19] rintezuka1: ello o/
- [22:29:34] koolman9933: Tim you have an addiction
- [22:29:35] reusablebox: Can we just skip ahead 10 hours to the part where you watch really bad youtube videos
- [22:29:41] pinguino: is this the only track
- [22:30:25] oldmario: stereo
- [22:30:33] rintezuka1: did you get sub 6 minutes so far? I remember 6:00:33 on one of your streams
- [22:30:48] absolutelypathetic: I'm almost done with the highlight from your last main channel stream tim
- [22:31:27] absolutelypathetic: It's fine i don't care i just have too much free time
- [22:33:49] rintezuka1: #ruined
- [22:35:02] rosaagustina: Try to go EASY on the CAR
- [22:35:20] inarifox: I dunno what he means by "Try to make a hole through there"
- [22:35:32] inarifox: or hold?
- [22:35:41] lokiry: ur a stereo
- [22:35:55] pete5506: Is this the run?
- [22:36:00] pete5506: all these 17's
- [22:37:11] reusablebox: (\
- [22:37:16] rintezuka1: aw
- [22:37:24] pete5506: timMinus
- [22:37:32] inarifox: dang logsGuppy
- [22:38:04] nbtl: N I N T H
- [22:38:14] rosaagustina: 17:60 ?
- [22:38:21] princessragna: We got plenty of gas
- [22:38:44] rintezuka1: I wonder, does NASCAR has blue flag rule like formula 1. It is a rule where lapped cars must give way or get penalised
- [22:39:04] gamecynic: yay
- [22:39:04] darkfox_zero: It doesn't
- [22:39:04] kirkle8: ouo
- [22:39:05] pete5506: Nice run Tim
- [22:39:05] nbtl: A new winner
- [22:39:06] fajosu: hey you did it
- [22:39:19] ralfyralfy: woo
- [22:39:22] cathidor: whoa, a not game over scene
- [22:39:26] rosaagustina: You become faster every day
- [22:39:30] inarifox: That was a nice run anyways! Good luck in the next runs.
- [22:39:32] reusablebox: Blue flags don't really work in pack racing
- [22:39:36] bonfiredes_: new PB o:
- [22:39:38] rintezuka1: 5:52 :O
- [22:39:42] koolman9933: vcd
- [22:39:44] it_is_fanatic: 5 5 2
- [22:39:46] it_is_fanatic: WR
- [22:39:48] cathidor: you got first, good job
- [22:39:52] fusxfaranto: now it's time to play dragster
- [22:39:53] supremely: ASS
- [22:39:54] rosaagustina: C I A
- [22:39:58] princessragna: Dim
- [22:40:03] koolman9933: V C D
- [22:40:06] ralfyralfy: DVD
- [22:40:28] pete5506: Now on to the other tracks
- [22:40:38] reusablebox: Two hours of attract screen"
- [22:40:43] reusablebox: ?
- [22:40:47] inarifox: WHY
- [22:41:00] fajosu: HLP
- [22:41:02] pinguino: wow this game has VR support?
- [22:41:20] rintezuka1: oh right turns are hard
- [22:41:44] reusablebox: Just a shameful display from the up-and-coming champion
- [22:43:19] nbtl: No rolling start, no buy
- [22:43:22] punnypearl: so tim, how many quarters have you given this machine?
- [22:44:22] inarifox: There should be a bookkeeping screen in the test menu to show how many coins Tim used up.
- [22:45:03] skygtr350: N I N T H
- [22:45:10] rintezuka1: isn't the general rule of driving lines is to take the widest turn possible? So before right turn stay on left lane and vice versa.
- [22:47:09] rintezuka1: oh
- [22:47:10] nbtl: no no no no
- [22:47:16] inarifox: Congratulations, you have lost all your sponsors
- [22:47:24] urowashere: timOh timGod
- [22:47:39] dehumanization: gallop racing has to fire you
- [22:47:52] nbtl: This track needs more Sonic plaques and Steve Jobs banners
- [22:48:24] nbtl: Going too fast. ???????????
- [22:49:15] rintezuka1: sub 50
- [22:49:51] oldmario: no
- [22:51:11] rintezuka1: not enough time D:
- [22:51:50] rintezuka1: awww last 3 turns were perfect
- [22:53:37] diggleshut: back
- [22:53:39] diggleshut: what a beautiful day out
- [22:53:44] diggleshut: perfect weather
- [22:54:03] koolman9933: Did the 1st track have Daytona playing in the background?
- [22:54:13] bryantzuki: for murder
- [22:54:41] diggleshut: I wasn't aware murderers have weather preferences
- [22:55:04] bryantzuki: https://imgur.com/gallery/83xZp
- [22:55:19] inarifox: Well there was Sega Rally and a bunch of other racers on the model 2
- [22:55:20] bryantzuki: When I read this last year I went out of my way to buy it on ebay
- [22:55:44] oldmario: oh god
- [22:55:49] oldmario: this is a horrible scan
- [22:56:06] bryantzuki: yes
- [22:56:09] bryantzuki: yes it is.
- [22:56:15] driftforfun6: a new track?
- [22:56:28] inarifox: My favorite being Motor Raid on the Model 2. It's a futuristic Road Rash.
- [22:56:32] q1s2: rip
- [22:56:39] inarifox: damn, complete stop too
- [22:56:57] diggleshut: hold on
- [22:57:00] diggleshut: I will click that link in a secopnd
- [22:57:23] diggleshut: hey can you refill those really long candle lighter ligthers?
- [22:57:25] bryantzuki: it's very strongly related to today's date
- [22:57:33] bryantzuki: the stick lighters?
- [22:57:35] bryantzuki: some of them.
- [22:58:53] diggleshut: hmmm
- [22:58:59] diggleshut: Im gona inspect this one
- [22:59:06] koolman9933: Is it because you're not use to right turns?
- [22:59:18] diggleshut: they're having the annual 9/11 remember thing in the park by me
- [22:59:22] bryantzuki: look for a teeny tiny hole, probably just big enough for your dick.
- [22:59:26] diggleshut: all the cops are there and stuff
- [22:59:33] c1ox: USE THE NITRO TIM
- [22:59:34] diggleshut: wow rude
- [22:59:40] diggleshut: also I don't think it runs on urine
- [23:00:10] c1ox: MAKE VIN DIESEL PROUD
- [23:00:11] bryantzuki: Last time I played this game, in the local bar/arcade thing I failed miserably.
- [23:00:21] c1ox: DRIFT ROUND THEM CORNERS
- [23:00:21] bryantzuki: it doesn't
- [23:00:31] bryantzuki: but I was just using it as a descriptor of what to look for :D
- [23:00:43] diggleshut: gigarude
- [23:00:52] duke_of_ducks: Shoulda used the nitro
- [23:00:54] inarifox: There is a Daytona USA turbo hack version where the start button drives you to 800 km/h
- [23:02:08] c1ox: Do you insert the coins into the DVD drive
- [23:02:43] inarifox: dynamites are my favorite animals
- [23:02:46] nbtl: Is Bean in any way related to the Beans in Even Stevens?
- [23:02:55] skygtr350: DuckerZ
- [23:02:56] fusxfaranto: timNoFun
- [23:03:15] c1ox: Mayweather vs mc Gregor
- [23:03:58] rintezuka1: timOh
- [23:04:05] c1ox: DuckerZ
- [23:04:15] skygtr350: AMY REKT
- [23:04:27] punnypearl: how did you get rekt using pecking
- [23:04:31] murugo: Has-Bean
- [23:04:32] punnypearl: i thought it was op
- [23:04:37] xoa45: thats how I want to look when I die
- [23:04:49] inarifox: I spam the uppercut all the time with Tails
- [23:04:51] nbtl: How are you going to peck with Tails?
- [23:04:59] da_komissar: oh god, Amy's eye following the camera. like she knows that she beat Bean half to death
- [23:08:45] nbtl: Bean The Dynamite Baseball
- [23:08:48] inarifox: gotta click on the game tab to make it alphabetical everytime you start the emu.
- [23:09:02] exiledcat: interpol is coming for you
- [23:10:02] diggleshut: well
- [23:10:07] diggleshut: I gotta workout now cause soon it'll be too late
- [23:10:09] fusxfaranto: why are you fighting jotaro
- [23:10:42] rosaagustina: Try other buttons
- [23:10:51] basssic: don't beat up picky again please
- [23:10:58] basssic: picky's just a kid who likes pepsi
- [23:11:31] nbtl: Peck him
- [23:11:59] it_is_fanatic: a Pepsi condition
- [23:12:15] inarifox: I only see people roller skate at roller rinks
- [23:12:38] rintezuka1: combo!!!
- [23:12:45] it_is_fanatic: murder!
- [23:12:45] svrerr: ouch
- [23:12:53] inarifox: Pepsi
- [23:12:56] megabro5000: I live near a beach and I see people roller skate around there
- [23:13:00] rintezuka1: peEPSi
- [23:13:04] basssic: picky no
- [23:13:23] bryantzuki: it's never too late
- [23:13:26] fajosu: for some reason i want to drink a pepsi
- [23:13:44] inarifox: I remember Honey has a flying butt attack. it was like down right kick
- [23:13:52] megabro5000: I've seen like 20 WWE Hell in a Cell matches and TRUST ME, cages can END CARERRS
- [23:13:56] megabro5000: dammit
- [23:14:15] rintezuka1: maybe it was perfect block?
- [23:14:16] da_komissar: just for the absurdity
- [23:14:40] inarifox: I remember the down right punch or kicks would do those hard attacks shown there.
- [23:15:21] rosaagustina: cat stance
- [23:15:37] inarifox: yeah something like that
- [23:15:40] it_is_fanatic: almost looked like you knew what you were doing
- [23:15:59] inarifox: I love the bowling pins sound effect added
- [23:16:08] murugo: Just read the arena guards were put in because people didn't link ring outs in VF2
- [23:17:09] elagabaluscaesar: I wish they would open a Rattlesnake Burger near me
- [23:17:09] nbtl: They need to invest more in the jiggle physics
- [23:17:33] it_is_fanatic: Oregon Trail 2 Remake is looking good
- [23:17:43] basssic: this is what you get for beating up picky honestly
- [23:18:00] doubleguns: stream tonight tim?
- [23:18:08] exiledcat: you lost your touch
- [23:18:31] rintezuka1: real stream this week?
- [23:19:01] it_is_fanatic: bopped
- [23:19:03] nbtl: What's not real about this stream?
- [23:19:14] pinguino: Fake stream this week?
- [23:19:29] shadowknuxsopro: hey guys. timMrBones
- [23:19:40] amadeus484: Punchy punchy!
- [23:20:26] rintezuka1: timNofun
- [23:20:48] amadeus484: Ooo, shadows.
- [23:21:01] inarifox: 10/10 emulation
- [23:21:02] it_is_fanatic: that's because it's a Shadow Jutsu.
- [23:21:11] odinpolyhedron: they were probably cool back in the day
- [23:21:32] murugo: It's Sega showing off again
- [23:21:49] inarifox: it was like a charged quarter circle punch
- [23:22:05] basssic: all the kids are doing skateboards
- [23:22:11] basssic: as well as drugs
- [23:22:12] elagabaluscaesar: reported for skateboard promotion
- [23:22:47] koolman9933: Skateboards!
- [23:22:49] amadeus484: I prefer 720, myself.
- [23:23:40] basssic: it's chihiro hardware so i don't think there's any emu for it
- [23:23:42] inarifox: Ollie King? Fraid not, the hardware was Xbox based and the emulation for the hardware is still very early.
- [23:23:53] basssic: unless that xbox emulator is coming along
- [23:23:54] inarifox: Outrun 2 runs at 1fps
- [23:24:38] amadeus484: Me too, Tim... Me too.
- [23:24:39] tininsteelian: I think there's been a non-zero amount of progress on one of the xbox emulators recently
- [23:24:44] inarifox: Another arcade skateboarding game you can emulate on model 2 is Top Skater.
- [23:24:55] amadeus484: I used to love the arcade at the mall near where I lived.
- [23:25:14] exiledcat: how come you don't do the butt technique, looks pretty strong
- [23:25:17] diggleshut: well
- [23:25:28] diggleshut: the people downstairs probably consider 3am too late to bang weights on their ceiling
- [23:25:29] amadeus484: I used to spend upwards of $20 on Rampart and Donkey Kong 3.
- [23:25:32] basssic: xenia (360) has been getting pretty good iirc? but xbox 1 is not happening
- [23:25:36] inarifox: Top skater controls alright on my end. I just spam buttons and move the control stick a bunch and get like S rank tricks.
- [23:26:15] rintezuka1: I always thought xbox would be the easiest one to emulate due to ties with microsoft/windows
- [23:26:51] tininsteelian: the issue is that nobody knows how the xbox's GPU works
- [23:26:53] inarifox: buns of steel right there
- [23:27:02] disguised22: Are you playing this for outfit ideas, Tim?
- [23:27:03] rintezuka1: oh
- [23:27:30] empty_cans: these shadows are driving me insane
- [23:27:34] koolman9933: Still lags a bit
- [23:27:39] tininsteelian: xbox emulation on the 360 is bad, only half of the games work at all and they're very hit-or-miss in terms of working well
- [23:28:08] basssic: yeah i thought it had to be made specifically for each game that was gonna be emulated? on the 360
- [23:28:24] basssic: not just a general "hey everything works" emulator
- [23:28:35] basssic: it has a list of games it can play
- [23:28:46] koolman9933: They used to i believe
- [23:28:54] tininsteelian: yeah, it's not native emulation like wii->gamecube
- [23:29:03] disguised22: You had to buy the special Microsoft brand hard drive to play Xbox originals
- [23:29:28] basssic: both
- [23:29:29] tininsteelian: it's original xbox emulation, they're still working on it
- [23:29:39] empty_cans: so close
- [23:30:35] tininsteelian: I hope they get JSRF working but they probably won't because music licenses mean they probably won't be able to re-sell the game
- [23:30:40] inarifox: I hope Sega Chihiro emulation becomes a thing. I miss playing Ollie King.
- [23:31:18] darksol188: GC on Wii wasn't even emulation. It had the GC's hardware and slightly better specs.
- [23:31:19] inarifox: Do you have Motor Raid in your folder?
- [23:31:45] empty_cans: anyone remember the old fighting game Rival Schools? I used to love that one
- [23:31:56] exiledcat: bye honey
- [23:33:00] rintezuka1: what is the point of their blood type? huh
- [23:33:09] blekacross: timOh
- [23:33:36] koolman9933: You have Rail Chase 2?
- [23:33:50] basssic: the entire romset for model 2 is 635mb
- [23:33:51] blekacross: its so you know what kind of blood is on the floor
- [23:34:04] basssic: 625*
- [23:34:13] disguised22: The blood type is important in case they get injured fighting and need a transfusion
- [23:34:20] rintezuka1: oh
- [23:34:21] inarifox: I have a fullset of roms for model 2. Pretty sure the site where I got it is long gone.
- [23:34:31] stereotonetim: http://www.planetemu.net/rom/model-2-emulator/vf2-2
- [23:34:36] basssic: that's ILLEGAL
- [23:35:22] inarifox: Also one of the worst racing games is on the Model 2 but it has a good soundtrack.
- [23:35:28] inarifox: Sega Touring car
- [23:35:41] dajmasta: rip
- [23:35:51] dajmasta: my sega car
- [23:36:33] nbtl: Better run home to momma now
- [23:36:34] dajmasta: why is the warning in english then danielsgame
- [23:37:11] dajmasta: ~wiggle~
- [23:37:13] perciacalos: timClip
- [23:37:15] sishen1542: oh baby
- [23:37:15] nbtl: Needs more jiggle physics
- [23:37:19] svrerr: Gravity defying boobs
- [23:37:25] basssic: what's with model 2 and orchestra hits in literally every ost
- [23:37:29] dajmasta: they're basically soft balls on springs
- [23:37:32] empty_cans: wouldnt be Dead or Alive without it
- [23:37:34] dajmasta: no tim, you are a grill
- [23:37:43] zelst: those are anti grav boobs
- [23:37:52] perciacalos: I've seen boobs before. Can confirm they jiggle like that 24/7
- [23:37:56] blekacross: I like how doa5 had different options for that
- [23:38:12] basssic: lei fang top tier
- [23:38:12] nbtl: JIGGLIER
- [23:38:51] perciacalos: He doesnt jiggle enough
- [23:38:52] dajmasta: i don't think they had the processing power to calculate each boob individually
- [23:38:55] basssic: hayabusa takes no shit
- [23:38:57] dajmasta: so they jiggle in unison
- [23:39:09] da_komissar: dunno about DoA1, but i thought it was more about the holds (counters)
- [23:39:10] nbtl: Is there a button to just jiggle?
- [23:39:10] pandaliah: I was hoping his junk would jiggle
- [23:39:20] rosaagustina: Press the boobies button
- [23:39:22] dajmasta: timClip
- [23:39:46] dajmasta: also the damping on the boobs is crazy
- [23:39:52] da_komissar: no junk jiggle? double standard much?!
- [23:39:54] dajmasta: they just lose all momentum after 2 seconds
- [23:40:05] rosaagustina: They solved that issue by making both one big boob using quads
- [23:40:19] sneackypie101: Tim distract me from stressful office politics
- [23:40:28] dajmasta: just look at her rack
- [23:41:01] robbybobbybaby: grind on tim relax your mind take your time on tim
- [23:41:24] da_komissar: but yeah, that "grill"s supposed to be a medium of VF's ringouts. not instant loss, but more damage when they hit the ground
- [23:41:29] dajmasta: american express blimp timBBQQT
- [23:42:26] exiledcat: they jiggle even when you're face down
- [23:42:42] da_komissar: Saturn and PS1
- [23:42:52] inarifox: This was ported to the Saturn and remade on the Xbox
- [23:43:19] da_komissar: DoA2 was first on Dreamcast, then PS2
- [23:43:29] inarifox: There was also a PS1 game that was based off the arcade version of DOA Plus or whatever it was called
- [23:43:58] da_komissar: actually, a couple extra characters on PS1
- [23:44:39] inarifox: I remember you could find bitmap desktop backgrounds in the PS1 disc if you insert it to a pc.
- [23:45:25] zomgqwert: where's the arcade version of the DoA volleyball game?
- [23:45:31] da_komissar: i... never got that, either. some Sega CD games were like that, too
- [23:45:42] inarifox: heck, one of the ps1 Tiger Woods games had a clip of south park sneakily added in.
- [23:45:49] inarifox: if you view the file in a pc
- [23:46:22] blekacross: you can wakeup attack off the ground instead of just standing up
- [23:46:25] gashapon: It depends how the data was packaged, but you can always just rip the entire disc image into an iso
- [23:46:59] exiledcat: 3 hits and you're out
- [23:47:04] ty1i: Wow, that guy just messed those people up.
- [23:47:41] da_komissar: yeah... i don't remember Gen-Fu doing THAT much damage with holds/grabs
- [23:48:01] da_komissar: stat changes, maybe? idk
- [23:48:18] da_komissar: some arcade fighters did that, and not just with bosses
- [23:49:00] inarifox: I'm really bad at the DOA games tbh
- [23:49:38] da_komissar: so am i, i just played DoA a lot. that and Soul Calibur were the only 3D fighters i liked
- [23:50:10] inarifox: Anyone played the obscure 3d fighting game called Zero Divide?
- [23:50:13] inarifox: for the ps1
- [23:51:22] inarifox: It was like a launch title and had fighting robots. It played really janky but the sequel was way better and it played at 60fps on the ps1.
- [23:53:55] exiledcat: you need to old man better
- [23:54:02] oldmario: tim no strim tonight?
- [23:54:15] wingsofjanitor: He is the superior Asia Old Man
- [23:55:15] dajmasta: old man kicks girl in groin, more at 11
- [23:55:49] empty_cans: does she have no grabs/grapples?
- [23:55:51] diggleshut: dunno
- [23:56:08] empty_cans: oh
- [23:56:23] empty_cans: he hits like a truck
- [23:56:48] dajmasta: his fists have experience
- [23:57:02] sharrakor: so you can make cosplays of them accurately
- [23:57:09] dajmasta: i wonder if those measurements are accurate to the model
- [23:57:10] santanadvxfan: japanese gamers care about the bust size of all their characters
- [23:57:11] wingsofjanitor: So you can make your Kasumi cosplay as realistic as possible, Tim :)
- [23:57:15] empty_cans: he broke out the pimpslap that rund
- [23:57:23] empty_cans: *round
- [23:57:35] dajmasta: tim, no one has this body type
- [23:58:06] nbtl: "Gen-Fu's experienced hands annihilates teen with his fists"
- [23:58:08] rylane: just slap him!
- [23:58:28] tpman24: Wooo
- [23:58:28] inarifox: Oh snap nice
- [23:58:29] dajmasta: SLAP THAT OLD GUY
- [23:58:30] princessragna: You did it!
- [23:58:31] basssic: eat it gen fu
- [23:58:31] santanadvxfan: timWagon timOx timOx timOx
- [23:58:34] inarifox: now to the final boss
- [23:58:36] inarifox: I think
- [23:58:48] dajmasta: a fight to find out who is the real kasumi
- [23:58:49] nbtl: J I G G L E M I R R O R
- [23:59:06] dajmasta: timClip
- [23:59:06] wingsofjanitor: timLewd
- [23:59:07] noisecrush: wow, this character's jiggling rivals taki
- [23:59:44] nbtl: It's Raikou from Pokemon
- [00:00:07] bl0cks: its raiden form metal gear
- [00:00:18] strudelalec: choke
- [00:00:19] inarifox: whoa that's big damage
- [00:00:25] ty1i: Vaheer punchuuuu
- [00:00:31] rickeon: which daytona is this
- [00:00:35] noisecrush: wait, was that Rolento?
- [00:00:36] bl0cks: raiden's dad, big raiden
- [00:01:42] tpman24: Fighting god
- [00:01:45] noisecrush: soul calibur 2 is the shit
- [00:02:03] empty_cans: Battle Arena Toshinden
- [00:02:40] ty1i: Breast physics.
- [00:02:41] empty_cans: maybe that was psx
- [00:02:43] ty1i: Most important part of this game.
- [00:02:58] nbtl: J I G G L E
- [00:03:11] nbtl: It's just like real life
- [00:03:15] da_komissar: Itagaki. nuff said
- [00:03:40] ty1i: Clearly, the breasts helps them balance with their butts.
- [00:03:49] ty1i: If they were flat, they might not be able to stand!
- [00:04:05] empty_cans: boob job with Helium
- [00:04:45] noisecrush: ikr?
- [00:04:46] noisecrush: it's great
- [00:04:51] ravsol: yoo i just beat danganronpa 2 and it got real weird
- [00:05:00] ravsol: good game tho
- [00:05:17] arielmanticore: v3 later this month, can't wait
- [00:05:32] noisecrush: solds and sords
- [00:05:35] ravsol: It's like Chunsoft did lots of drugs before making the fifth case
- [00:05:43] empty_cans: i played that Danganronpa 3rd person shooter (ultra dispair or something). it was really fun, but really REALLy weird
- [00:06:03] gashapon: I should really give the Danganropa series a try some time
- [00:06:11] perciacalos: Man I loved this game growing up. Too bad there was only one character, but at least it was Link
- [00:06:15] noisecrush: the title screen changed once you beat weapon master mode or something
- [00:06:25] empty_cans: it got repetative
- [00:06:26] sensuna84: @StereotoneTim I used to main Talim in this game.
- [00:06:33] inarifox: man it's been years since I played this
- [00:06:37] basssic: same
- [00:06:38] tpman24: noppFeels
- [00:06:40] ravsol: ARE YOU OKAY
- [00:06:41] basssic: haven't played in many many years
- [00:06:45] noisecrush: degen nightmare main here.
- [00:06:47] murugo: I rented this at Blockbuster because of Link
- [00:06:48] ty1i: Exposed THIGHS and PANTYSHOTS very important.
- [00:06:56] inarifox: There's a cheap grab move with Link that lets you get easy ring outs
- [00:06:57] wildcarde: they seem to have imported smash brothers into soul caliber
- [00:07:13] rickeon: I just remember using link's grab to throw people off the edge
- [00:07:32] gashapon: Super short skirt = maximum mobility
- [00:07:32] noisecrush: throw is A + B
- [00:07:32] fajosu: nerf link
- [00:07:33] ty1i: Is Cassandra the mother? Or was another girl?
- [00:07:34] perciacalos: I dont think I ever played as anyone other than like other than out of curiosity for a few minutes
- [00:07:34] noisecrush: or Y + B
- [00:07:52] zelst: sophitia
- [00:07:52] inarifox: logsLol
- [00:08:08] noisecrush: soul calibur? the last one was 5 and nobody liked it
- [00:08:12] sensuna84: SCV was kinda terrible
- [00:08:12] perciacalos: The fifth kinda killed the series
- [00:08:14] da_komissar: last one was 5 and... well...
- [00:08:18] inarifox: Soul Calibur disappointed me
- [00:08:22] inarifox: V
- [00:08:24] inarifox: Whoops
- [00:08:35] perciacalos: Turns out killing off half of your popular characters doesnt bode well for your game
- [00:08:50] sensuna84: @StereotoneTim Are you dissing Yoda?
- [00:08:52] raynor_ex: the only good part of sc5 is ezio's theme music
- [00:09:09] nbtl: Why is Zelda called Link in this game?
- [00:09:10] inarifox: I also remember they tried to make a F2P version of Soul Calibur V
- [00:09:17] perciacalos: Nope, they just all died off screen, or simply wandered off never to be seen again
- [00:09:21] sensuna84: @NBTL Nice troll
- [00:09:30] noisecrush: maxi was always fun cause you could mash buttons and get like 30 hit combos
- [00:09:38] dajmasta: WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
- [00:09:50] perciacalos: The voice actor for Link must have had a blast
- [00:10:09] fusxfaranto: he said no
- [00:10:12] inarifox: Yeah it's adult link
- [00:10:13] ravsol: No it's Tara Strong
- [00:10:15] da_komissar: yep
- [00:10:17] fusxfaranto: but this week apparently
- [00:10:20] basssic: haaaaaa
- [00:10:28] dajmasta: timDemonstrike
- [00:10:28] inarifox: and Joe Higashi from King of Fighters
- [00:10:29] perciacalos: They're all voiced by Tara Strong
- [00:10:40] ravsol: Tara Strong is the ultimate VA
- [00:10:42] disguised22: Demon slaying is what I look for in a woman
- [00:10:44] exiledcat: i'd like to know how the voice casting went for link
- [00:10:45] anonymousv8: doubt it
- [00:10:46] zelst: ninjas cant wear pants
- [00:10:54] anonymousv8: he is avoiding his work for daytona
- [00:10:56] dajmasta: and link is just convulsing on the ground
- [00:10:57] zelst: its against their code
- [00:11:01] perciacalos: Man, now I want to play this again
- [00:11:10] da_komissar: and funny enough, Link's VA also does the VA for Siegfried later down the road
- [00:11:13] perciacalos: Might have to download the rom later
- [00:11:20] ty1i: I think know what makes the girls so strong: exposed thighs and pantyshots.
- [00:11:22] noisecrush: block, man
- [00:11:25] zomgqwert: I used to play the crap out of the SC2 demo from the demo disk that came with the GC
- [00:11:28] da_komissar: well Siegfried's JPN voice
- [00:11:29] basssic: timMinus
- [00:11:38] dajmasta: link just keeps getting distracted
- [00:12:08] dreaper90: uhh why are you playing with a messed up aspect ratio
- [00:12:09] ty1i: "Stay down AHHHHH"
- [00:12:14] noisecrush: lol the boomerang noped out of there
- [00:12:29] 7locrian7: FeelsBadMan rekt
- [00:12:34] anonymousv8: ring out best out
- [00:12:34] sweaty_motorboat: I use to play the crap out of this game really liked spawn on the xbox though
- [00:12:42] dajmasta: wait that's a girl?
- [00:12:46] ty1i: Ivy, wearing CLOTHES?
- [00:12:50] ty1i: This isn't Ivy, this is an imitator.
- [00:12:51] perciacalos: Ivy, wearing the most clothes she ever will during the series
- [00:12:54] miracleflare: pants!?
- [00:12:59] noisecrush: I always liked this stage
- [00:13:00] elagabaluscaesar: Is this that new Hamilton musical?
- [00:13:21] dajmasta: you should just keep asking her what her next move will be
- [00:13:28] dajmasta: because she can't tell a lie
- [00:13:42] disguised22: To be fair he did die in a duel
- [00:13:58] arielmanticore: I just pirated hamilton
- [00:14:02] dajmasta: i think it sells out pretty quick almost everywhere
- [00:14:06] disguised22: Hee Tim
- [00:14:11] disguised22: Jeez
- [00:14:13] madtaz64: damn tim you either have more self control then I do or you just forgot about link's godlike throwing ability
- [00:14:26] perciacalos: I think he was bled to death during "treatment"
- [00:14:31] miracleflare: lost a duel with a cherry tree
- [00:14:41] exiledcat: washington died from a well placed bombchu
- [00:14:47] dajmasta: it's offspring axed him back
- [00:14:52] bl0cks: i went back in time and dueled george washington with my bare hands, actually
- [00:14:58] zornicater: gross Ivy has a shirt on here
- [00:15:00] madtaz64: oh baby
- [00:15:01] dajmasta: spanking fem washington timClip
- [00:15:09] ravsol: washington died by a poisoned fire grenade duh
- [00:15:27] silentecko: holy
- [00:15:31] noisecrush: wow she was nowhere near the edge
- [00:15:39] zelst: this stage sucks
- [00:15:49] bl0cks: a soul still burns
- [00:15:51] wingsofjanitor: death won't come visit me FeelsBadMan
- [00:16:13] basssic: that's why you gotta chase it
- [00:16:18] diggleshut: well
- [00:16:23] diggleshut: I could think of worse games to lose your life to
- [00:16:24] madtaz64: my cousins and friends used to get so pissed because I would always jump off after winning
- [00:16:31] basssic: nintendo: make sure link screams as a taunt before every match
- [00:16:37] amadeus484: Probably a fair bit, since they were working with Namco at the time with the Triforce hardware.
- [00:16:39] madtaz64: but it always felt so satisfying to do
- [00:16:42] anonymousv8: the sims?
- [00:16:48] silentecko: SPANKED
- [00:16:49] hunniepun: tim inspired me to get chinese food today
- [00:16:58] hunniepun: no regrets mehdiGASM
- [00:17:05] rickeon: "make sure link can piggyback and while slapping them on the butt, that's important for our brand"
- [00:17:10] tpman24: He's not a ninja turtle at all
- [00:17:12] da_komissar: my guess? Miyamoto standing over their shoulders, Master Sword replica in hand
- [00:17:21] sweaty_motorboat: raphaels toe poke was always great
- [00:17:22] dajmasta: what is the plot of any fighting game, tim
- [00:17:30] da_komissar: ready to cut them if one polygon didn't look right
- [00:18:01] oldmario: stardew valley
- [00:18:20] wingsofjanitor: def. majora
- [00:18:21] basssic: it's ryu
- [00:18:23] dajmasta: e g g m a n
- [00:18:35] amadeus484: Ganondorf? More like GanonDORK! Am I right?
- [00:18:48] noisecrush: lizardman is like the last character to unlock lol.
- [00:19:31] dajmasta: maybe their sword is their persona
- [00:19:36] wingsofjanitor: how can you find the caliber of their soul if they do not fight with it? π€
- [00:20:10] zelst: voldo is great
- [00:20:13] basssic: voldo's good as hell
- [00:20:19] rickeon: voldo is the best character
- [00:20:20] noisecrush: yeah voldo is really good in this game
- [00:20:28] wingsofjanitor: but he isn't beautiful
- [00:20:55] ty1i: PLOT
- [00:21:01] madtaz64: the adventure mode was amazing in this game
- [00:21:02] dajmasta: "sealing"
- [00:21:08] dajmasta: doot
- [00:21:10] sinjongy: Doot doot
- [00:21:23] nbtl: Link died on his way back to his home planet
- [00:21:27] dajmasta: he tooted his last doot
- [00:21:28] madtaz64: no he just walked away into a different world
- [00:21:32] johnnymaq: but the soul still burns
- [00:21:33] ravsol: Link was killed by the candlestick in the ballroom by Professor Plum
- [00:21:36] fajosu: Link died of dysentery
- [00:21:45] amadeus484: Poke the memory card!
- [00:21:53] madtaz64: do you not just walk through different worlds when your bored
- [00:22:03] madtaz64: name your guy STINK
- [00:22:06] dajmasta: music note!
- [00:22:08] basssic: GOODATGAME
- [00:22:14] nbtl: J I G G L E
- [00:22:15] odinpolyhedron: loaf, meat
- [00:22:19] miracleflare: O H
- [00:22:23] zelst: disco stu
- [00:22:24] dajmasta: stu chan~
- [00:22:27] hunniepun: tim MiniK
- [00:22:30] 7locrian7: stu π΅
- [00:22:32] 7locrian7: dam
- [00:22:39] diggleshut: sims is pretty bad
- [00:22:48] dajmasta: monotonestu
- [00:22:54] dragon1093: oh man this story was fantastic
- [00:22:55] anonymousv8: stardew is fine until it gets too complex
- [00:22:57] raynor_ex: it's 4 in the morning why are you making pudding
- [00:22:58] dajmasta: oh that could be tim's cooking channel
- [00:22:59] ty1i: HALT, WE HAVE SOME STORIES FOR YOU
- [00:23:01] dragon1093: I remember loving it as a kid
- [00:23:09] oldmario: it didn't get complex at all
- [00:23:10] sharrakor: I'm not stu
- [00:23:11] hunniepun: tims not racing? ScaredyCat
- [00:23:12] oldmario: or did i miss that?
- [00:23:12] diggleshut: did you like factorio anony?
- [00:23:31] noisecrush: it's Y
- [00:23:38] 7locrian7: StureotoneTim
- [00:23:38] dajmasta: damn that plume of hair is impressive
- [00:23:47] anonymousv8: factorio isnt for me
- [00:23:51] dajmasta: PERFECT
- [00:23:52] diggleshut: oh ok
- [00:23:52] wingsofjanitor: poor mitsubishi is always the punching bag
- [00:23:58] bryantzuki: Life isn't for Diggleshut
- [00:23:59] diggleshut: yeah it isn't everyones thing
- [00:24:11] anonymousv8: yes so when stardew gets to that auto stuff i am out
- [00:24:11] diggleshut: tbh I played factorio in a very inefficient way
- [00:24:15] hunniepun: wat gel does he use BegWan
- [00:24:15] basssic: toh
- [00:24:18] diggleshut: that was the fun way to me
- [00:24:18] dajmasta: edgar is such a spammer
- [00:24:19] oldmario: or showering BryantZuki
- [00:24:21] ty1i: LOL
- [00:24:22] miracleflare: now please dislocate my shoulder
- [00:24:23] zelst: wait you died
- [00:24:23] diggleshut: PunOko
- [00:24:25] nbtl: LuL
- [00:24:29] johnnymaq: Seems you're having trouble timClip
- [00:24:31] abortion_shark: i became so bad at soul calibur
- [00:24:32] bryantzuki: Diggle, do you even know what a shower is?
- [00:24:33] zornicater: lololol
- [00:24:34] dragon1093: LUL
- [00:24:36] hunniepun: ded
- [00:24:42] abortion_shark: i used to beat the game and now i am bad
- [00:24:44] miracleflare: HYAAAAA
- [00:24:46] diggleshut: I agree when mario started talking about stardew like spreadsheets it seemed less fun
- [00:24:48] anonymousv8: diggle did you try oxygen not included?
- [00:24:54] dajmasta: press.....K?
- [00:24:55] diggleshut: never heard of it
- [00:25:12] diggleshut: I guess I could try it
- [00:25:23] bryantzuki: Diggleshut have you tried carbon monoxide?
- [00:25:34] basssic: compensate for input delay
- [00:25:46] diggleshut: I
- [00:26:02] dajmasta: that fourth wall
- [00:26:06] nbtl: im a big fan
- [00:26:07] anonymousv8: diggle you should
- [00:26:08] murugo: No one asked your opinion, tutorial
- [00:26:18] anonymousv8: its pretty similar to those and has the depth if you want it
- [00:26:20] ty1i: Which emulator are you using btw?
- [00:26:24] diggleshut: hmmm
- [00:26:25] diggleshut: ok
- [00:26:34] diggleshut: I was really surprised by how much factorio and rimworld hooked me
- [00:26:42] hunniepun: dat mid drift
- [00:26:42] diggleshut: even though I have no urge to play them now
- [00:26:55] foreverska: *midrff
- [00:27:01] bryantzuki: http://store.steampowered.com/app/525480/hackGU_Last_Recode/
- [00:27:01] hunniepun: watever
- [00:27:03] bryantzuki: I want this game
- [00:27:03] abortion_shark: this is sonic mania
- [00:27:07] bryantzuki: is it november yet
- [00:27:09] popcorncolonel: is tim really playing soul caliber
- [00:27:09] bryantzuki: pls life
- [00:27:12] tpman24: Abacab the game?
- [00:27:18] ty1i: LOL
- [00:27:22] robokun: did they use a different VA for link in this? he sounds odd
- [00:27:25] dajmasta: timHey
- [00:27:29] godlysnack: No it's an old zelda game @Popcorncolonel
- [00:27:33] popcorncolonel: KYA
- [00:27:52] dajmasta: says the guy in a green tunic and leggings
- [00:27:54] wingsofjanitor: that outfit is tite what you talkin about?
- [00:27:57] popcorncolonel: my whole strat for this game was to choose raphael and cheese people by attacking them really quickly
- [00:28:01] popcorncolonel: and they couldnt get out of it
- [00:28:14] it_is_fanatic: the master of cheese in his natural habitat
- [00:28:15] diggleshut: I remember there were points in my life
- [00:28:20] darksol188: I just used Link's throw all the time.
- [00:28:29] diggleshut: where I was legitimately afraid I would die before a game I wanted to play came out
- [00:28:31] ravsol: No tim it's the intro that displays when you load the game up but you have to pay 5 monocoins for it also it runs at the damn volume you set it at
- [00:28:33] darksol188: Cheesed the game something fierce as a result.
- [00:28:37] dajmasta: You win this time.
- [00:28:39] anonymousv8: ....
- [00:28:41] fajosu: P L O T
- [00:28:49] diggleshut: I didn't obsess over it but
- [00:28:51] basssic: whenever link screams at them i lol
- [00:28:51] sharrakor: voldo is sexy and he knows it
- [00:28:55] diggleshut: I was like oh man I hope I don't die before I get to play that
- [00:28:57] diggleshut: for any reason
- [00:28:58] zornicater: thicc
- [00:28:58] miracleflare: the only thing we need for plot is HAAAAAA
- [00:28:59] hunniepun: this is a great tutorial MiniK
- [00:29:00] bryantzuki: Oh I promise I'll still be here on November second.
- [00:29:00] miracleflare: oh
- [00:29:01] dajmasta: wut face
- [00:29:01] rylane: lol
- [00:29:02] basssic: like wow what a taunt, it's a dude yelling garbage
- [00:29:04] hunniepun: oh god
- [00:29:04] godlysnack: So why is Link after the Soul Sword thingy. Shouldn't he be saving Zelda somewhere?
- [00:29:05] diggleshut: nice
- [00:29:08] ravsol: voldotonetim
- [00:29:11] popcorncolonel: voldo legit always freaked me out
- [00:29:14] robokun: yeah, they used a different voice actor
- [00:29:16] bryantzuki: hahaha
- [00:29:20] nbtl: Stupid sexy Voldo
- [00:29:25] popcorncolonel: zoldo
- [00:29:26] zornicater: Voldo's booty could break the internet
- [00:29:26] robokun: i'm sure link has SOME downtime between saving the world
- [00:29:26] dajmasta: timOh
- [00:29:43] inarifox: I forgot some stages had added gimmicks
- [00:29:54] it_is_fanatic: is that how Link greets people? HIYAH!!
- [00:30:12] not123username: He already has the master sword, I:m sure he has the time to play around
- [00:30:13] hunniepun: yes ofc
- [00:30:15] pete5506: The ice gimmick was neat
- [00:30:18] preposterousmindgames: I always thought link was the best of the 3 guest characters
- [00:30:32] perciacalos: Link is the only character
- [00:30:34] bryantzuki: I'm only hyped for this game cause I spent like hundreds of dolars on these games earlier this year
- [00:30:34] preposterousmindgames: spawn
- [00:30:35] pxmacaiah: Spawn yeah
- [00:30:36] noisecrush: spawn
- [00:30:37] sharrakor: spawn ye
- [00:30:37] deathsheeps: yeah
- [00:30:38] ty1i: Spawn.
- [00:30:40] robokun: yes
- [00:30:46] preposterousmindgames: Heihachi ps2
- [00:30:50] robokun: it is SO easy to spam with Spawn
- [00:31:00] fajosu: ps2 should've got crash bandicoot
- [00:31:00] hunniepun: poor linkn never learned to talk did he mehdiFEELS
- [00:31:07] inarifox: Just imagine Master Chief as a guest instead of Spawn lol
- [00:31:16] noisecrush: link actually sucks
- [00:31:19] pxmacaiah: Spawn flies and spams fireballs
- [00:31:22] noisecrush: at a competitive level I mean
- [00:31:22] oldmario: oh
- [00:31:24] zornicater: dead or alive got a halo Spartan at some point
- [00:31:26] oldmario: RIP in piece
- [00:31:28] robokun: funny you should mention that... an Elite guest stars in Killer Instinct
- [00:31:29] miracleflare: didn't you already through this guy off a cliff
- [00:31:30] inarifox: oh yeah
- [00:31:31] preposterousmindgames: they're illegal for tournaments
- [00:31:31] bryantzuki: Goodbye
- [00:31:32] bryantzuki: im dead
- [00:31:44] popcorncolonel: lol
- [00:31:49] ty1i: You weren't kidding: http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/SPARTAN-458
- [00:32:11] hunniepun: halo boyz
- [00:32:32] robokun: http://killerinstinct.wikia.com/wiki/Arbiter
- [00:32:35] preposterousmindgames: I think it is time for a soul calibur 6 or something
- [00:32:51] hunniepun: meh
- [00:33:15] anonymousv8: hope it good then
- [00:33:18] hackoon_: hey nerd
- [00:33:19] noisecrush: yeah the community doesn't really like sfv very much
- [00:33:20] ty1i: How's Injustice doing?
- [00:33:22] preposterousmindgames: SFV is boring, but that is Capcoms fault
- [00:33:30] assiduouss: its all about the weeb fighters now
- [00:33:36] robokun: I wonder how much of the Street Fighter thing was due to them trying to push it out before tournament season?
- [00:33:37] fajosu: i suck at fighters :(
- [00:33:48] ravsol: bandicoot cumberbun
- [00:33:50] ravsol: amirite
- [00:33:53] oldmario: reminds me of the SOTC and ICO games
- [00:33:54] preposterousmindgames: At least mvci is soon
- [00:33:55] hunniepun: oh
- [00:34:04] oldmario: and MGS2:S and MGS3:S
- [00:34:05] preposterousmindgames: i can like that for 5 minutes then go back to my miserable life
- [00:34:22] wingsofjanitor: but is naked julia in it?
- [00:34:29] ravsol: naked julia ayy
- [00:34:32] ravsol: throwback
- [00:34:33] inarifox: UMVC3 is still on steam
- [00:34:37] deathsheeps: I believe 3 is still on steam
- [00:34:46] anonymousv8: classics
- [00:34:46] popcorncolonel: lol
- [00:34:48] popcorncolonel: nice 1 tim
- [00:34:48] fajosu: LUL
- [00:34:54] assiduouss: i heard UMVC was getting worse due to disney fucking with character rights
- [00:34:58] oldmario: had me very PunOko PunOko PunOko PunOko
- [00:34:58] miracleflare: stop, drop, roll, and drop
- [00:35:00] raynor_ex: http://store.steampowered.com/app/357190/ULTIMATE_MARVEL_VS_CAPCOM_3/
- [00:35:01] oldmario: cause they were expensive too
- [00:35:07] inarifox: I never played 3 till I got it on steam. Gotta buy it before Marvel delists it.
- [00:35:11] inarifox: err capcom
- [00:35:23] perciacalos: But theres no Naked Julia in UMVC3
- [00:35:27] ravsol: Tim, Danganronpa 3 is all logic dives i work for Chunsoft
- [00:35:43] sishen1542: http://puu.sh/xxw5P/e789db3f60.png
- [00:35:46] ramon_e_: i think it has everyone, it just removed like 1 costume on magneto when it came to the pc
- [00:35:48] oldmario: thinking about it
- [00:35:50] inarifox: PC MVC3 has mods which makes it great.
- [00:35:55] oldmario: i have pretty shit luck with waiting on games
- [00:35:58] dohger: Hey Tim having a good day?
- [00:36:14] rylane: lol\
- [00:36:17] perciacalos: timOh
- [00:36:24] driftforfun6: well
- [00:36:31] murugo: For the laughs
- [00:36:31] noisecrush: "you cannot hold your footing on the edge of the stage"
- [00:36:42] pxmacaiah: Defeat with a ring out
- [00:36:52] noisecrush: no it said do it WITH a ringout
- [00:37:05] ravsol: Tim is using the ultimate weapon of the stage to his advantage
- [00:37:11] ravsol: g r a v i t y
- [00:37:12] dohger: Just was wounder bro
- [00:37:15] anonymousv8: i stopped hyping up games for myself
- [00:37:16] perciacalos: I think I got to level 81 in this game
- [00:37:21] anonymousv8: they come out when they come out
- [00:37:30] oldmario: no it's not that
- [00:37:32] oldmario: i mean
- [00:37:36] oldmario: i'll wait for a price drop
- [00:37:41] oldmario: give up and buy it
- [00:37:44] oldmario: and then it goes on sale
- [00:37:45] ty1i: Ground and Wall is now lava.
- [00:37:46] anonymousv8: arhh
- [00:37:47] inarifox: Now it's DOA1 all over again
- [00:37:53] oldmario: oh give up waiting for a complete edition
- [00:37:58] oldmario: and then they announce it the week after
- [00:38:02] nbtl: I thought Raphael used a stick
- [00:38:07] anonymousv8: never cared too much abt that
- [00:38:08] darkmya19: haha
- [00:38:10] oldmario: or give up and import the japanese version and they announce that too
- [00:38:12] anonymousv8: if i want it id just buy it
- [00:38:13] noisecrush: nope, you're thinking kilik
- [00:38:17] nbtl: No wait, that was donatelo
- [00:38:23] darkmya19: link bringing bombs to a sword fight
- [00:38:23] oldmario: well
- [00:38:27] oldmario: are you a console or pc gamer?
- [00:38:38] anonymousv8: all in theory
- [00:38:41] oldmario: oh
- [00:38:50] oldmario: i was gonna say i prefer having all patches and shit on the disc
- [00:38:59] ravsol: how are the nunchucks delivering poison
- [00:39:06] perciacalos: Dont ask questions
- [00:39:06] anonymousv8: i guess
- [00:39:35] noisecrush: probably not
- [00:39:37] inarifox: A good couple of gamecube games had 16:9
- [00:39:49] slash53: It does, Dolphin Wiki mentions it
- [00:40:05] slash53: Display settings
- [00:40:47] ravsol: again poisoned nunchucks
- [00:40:56] perciacalos: You get stunned
- [00:40:59] ravsol: maybe the nunchucks have really small needles
- [00:41:17] miracleflare: they're actually just two poison dart frogs chained together
- [00:41:43] basssic: voldo is Good
- [00:41:57] perciacalos: Voldo's more successful brother went on to make a car line
- [00:42:12] noisecrush: I think pretty much everyone except for voldo players wishes he wasn't in the game
- [00:42:17] egg1111115: oh
- [00:42:24] egg1111115: i played this at a friends house
- [00:42:43] mongoosestu: bots have names too!
- [00:42:45] egg1111115: did you only play link in this game
- [00:43:01] noisecrush: nah this one is better
- [00:43:08] zelst: 3 was super broken
- [00:43:09] egg1111115: did you only get it because link is in it
- [00:43:10] popcorncolonel: sonic is also in it
- [00:43:12] perciacalos: I prefer SC4, but Link and the storyline make this a very close second
- [00:43:24] miracleflare: the first date
- [00:43:24] urowashere: Soul Caliber 2 Pogged Champion
- [00:43:27] ravsol: is this game canon for LoZ
- [00:43:35] urowashere: Yes
- [00:43:36] murugo: Link vs. Nondescript anime people
- [00:43:40] perciacalos: No, I care about the cool fights inbetween
- [00:43:43] urowashere: Its a footnote in the timeline
- [00:43:57] popcorncolonel: lol wtf
- [00:43:57] egg1111115: this was the only 3D ocarina-styled link on the gamecube at the time right
- [00:43:58] it_is_fanatic: difficult
- [00:44:03] egg1111115: oh wait melee i guess
- [00:44:07] anonymousv8: next game i am interested in is cuphead
- [00:44:11] urowashere: timDinero timDinero timDinero
- [00:44:57] wind6: HYAAAH
- [00:45:02] rintezuka1: night o/
- [00:45:12] perciacalos: There were some joke weapons I never figured out how to unlock
- [00:45:22] ty1i: That jiggle at the end gives her power.
- [00:45:25] ty1i: It's very important
- [00:45:40] rylane: a new feature has been unlocked!
- [00:45:40] abortion_shark: joke weapons were awesome
- [00:45:43] perciacalos: I unlocked all the normal weapons
- [00:45:44] urowashere: Is link's move set pretty much cassandra?
- [00:45:45] inarifox: I think I 100% this game as a kid
- [00:45:53] noisecrush: link's moveset is very different from cassandra
- [00:46:06] inarifox: Could you unlock lizardman? I don't think I unlocked him if you could
- [00:46:07] noisecrush: it's pretty similar to smash actually
- [00:46:12] noisecrush: lizardman is unlockable, yes
- [00:46:27] raynor_ex: it's a book pit for storing books
- [00:46:32] perciacalos: I dont think lizardman can be used for story mode though for arbitrary reasons
- [00:46:40] noisecrush: yes, that's true
- [00:46:45] noisecrush: he also didn't have a movelist in game
- [00:46:47] noisecrush: for some reason
- [00:47:00] miracleflare: you stole his sword
- [00:47:00] abortion_shark: lizardman's story is just him searching for some crickets and a warm rock
- [00:47:10] basssic: nice
- [00:47:14] perciacalos: Lizardman actually has a pretty cool story
- [00:47:15] urowashere: Close, Talim
- [00:47:30] it_is_fanatic: welp
- [00:47:40] perciacalos: Talim was actually really strong in this game. She got alot weaker in 4
- [00:47:57] skygtr350: LUL
- [00:48:00] ramon_e_: there she goes
- [00:48:10] perciacalos: Who the hell is Kilim?
- [00:48:18] it_is_fanatic: Q U I C K S A N D ? !
- [00:48:24] noisecrush: why is sinking in the quicksand actually helpful
- [00:48:25] diggleshut: yeah seems like that might be a good one
- [00:48:31] perciacalos: timClip
- [00:48:34] urowashere: Killik?
- [00:48:43] wind6: Krillin timClip
- [00:48:44] noisecrush: you're combining kilik and talim
- [00:48:46] fairynisms: ancient sacred septic tank
- [00:48:50] miracleflare: kill 'em
- [00:49:02] shimmerfairy: I love how Link seems he always has to chase after the people he throws down into a pit.
- [00:49:02] basssic: what does kilim do
- [00:49:03] perciacalos: Yeah, I think youre confusing Talim
- [00:49:23] bl0cks: krillin
- [00:49:24] urowashere: Might be some custom story character
- [00:49:40] wind6: t r i g g e r e d
- [00:49:44] rylane: one day that merry go round will explode π€
- [00:49:49] egg1111115: stop jumping off the cliff
- [00:49:57] noisecrush: no, keep jumping off the cliff
- [00:50:00] perciacalos: I swear I remember the merry go round blowing up as a kid too
- [00:50:02] ramon_e_: walk off the cliff
- [00:50:06] abortion_shark: only jump off the cliff
- [00:50:09] bigfatanimal: no, keep cliffing off the jump
- [00:50:14] alikat1543: dude i love ivy
- [00:50:24] egg1111115: is it just me or did more stuff leak about the new iphones than it ever has
- [00:50:28] hackoon_: the only good character is voldo
- [00:50:38] perciacalos: Citation needed
- [00:50:38] abortion_shark: does anyone really care about the new iphone
- [00:50:41] egg1111115: im trying to avoid stuff to be as unbiased as possible tomorrow but its hard to avoid
- [00:51:01] slash53: the entire iphone has pretty much been leaked now
- [00:51:02] egg1111115: the only thing i hope isn't confirmed is the price π
- [00:51:04] alikat1543: buy those sleeves Tim
- [00:51:14] slash53: like: everything.
- [00:51:20] miracleflare: buy the entire ensemble
- [00:51:26] alikat1543: Xianghua Costume on aliexpress
- [00:51:51] wingsofjanitor: Sounds like the ones Xianghua made my mother force me to keep my door open when playing games :/
- [00:51:54] perciacalos: Even as an iphone user I dont ever care about the press releases
- [00:52:16] rylane: O
- [00:52:28] alikat1543: i'm tryna find one
- [00:52:32] urowashere: Sophitia Pogged Champion
- [00:52:39] perciacalos: Sophitia!
- [00:52:43] alikat1543: it was a suggestion
- [00:52:44] slash53: i'm just waiting for ios 11 to completely release so that i can go back to not giving a shit
- [00:52:48] urowashere: lol
- [00:52:48] rylane: LOL
- [00:52:59] goodguy3: Amazing self-own there
- [00:53:01] noisecrush: no longer a neophyte
- [00:53:03] wildcarde: solvin the problems
- [00:53:10] elagabaluscaesar: Iron Apprentice was the best cooking show
- [00:53:12] miracleflare: Iron Apprentice :O soon we can be a chef
- [00:53:12] goodguy3: what a klutz, that Sophitia
- [00:53:14] abortion_shark: I just like my 2 year old samsung phone
- [00:53:15] miracleflare: ayyy
- [00:53:17] abortion_shark: it works
- [00:53:21] perciacalos: Sophitia was my favorite character in 4. You cant imagine how happy I was when they killed her off in 5
- [00:53:27] egg1111115: im probably gonna get the next one since mine is pretty old and apps are too big for my screen at this point
- [00:53:35] goodguy3: V was a disappointment all around
- [00:53:40] ravsol: a l l m i g h t y o n e s
- [00:53:45] wildcarde: i just get a new phone when my current one dies if it's out of warranty, w/e is current get that. use it till it's a corpse
- [00:53:46] egg1111115: like it still works ok but most apps arent really designed for a smaller screen at this point
- [00:53:57] j1211m: @stereotonetim so you gonna play three and create yourself?
- [00:53:58] rylane: I think you just threw him through a pillar
- [00:54:08] inarifox: PS3 and XBOX 360 only
- [00:54:12] basssic: RCPS3
- [00:54:18] inarifox: oh yeah that emu
- [00:54:22] googlevandarkholme: has it made the xb1 bc list yet?
- [00:54:23] basssic: RPCS3*
- [00:54:23] driftforfun6: If you look up youtube fidget spinner video, the buffer symbol is also a fidget spinner.
- [00:54:33] driftforfun6: Probably old news by now lol
- [00:54:34] abortion_shark: its shrek
- [00:54:39] basssic: it's actually link's dad
- [00:54:41] slash53: rpcs3 is pretty cool
- [00:54:52] ravsol: it's timmy turner
- [00:54:55] slash53: it's getting close to playing sonic unleashed
- [00:54:56] sishen1542: oh shit its heracles
- [00:55:01] alikat1543: they only have the black Xianghua cosplay
- [00:55:03] rylane: I'm surprised all these skilled fighters can't swim
- [00:55:05] egg1111115: link's husband
- [00:55:20] thekrevin: Wow link has the best Ring Outs of any character, huh?
- [00:55:25] popcorncolonel: lmao it's true
- [00:55:25] elagabaluscaesar: Send it to Bellalaking
- [00:55:27] popcorncolonel: good job google
- [00:55:29] noisecrush: pretty much
- [00:55:36] perciacalos: He later got brought back as Rock
- [00:55:56] sombosteel: Why do they pay you for losing?
- [00:55:59] schrift: uaeueughg
- [00:56:07] rylane: so do you like buy weapons with the gold?
- [00:56:10] bryantzuki: Project cars 2, forza 7, and then dothack
- [00:56:11] slash53: Why did they pay you the same for winning as you did losing
- [00:56:16] bryantzuki: which i'm buying twice.
- [00:56:30] perciacalos: They pay you for throwing the match
- [00:56:33] perciacalos: Its all fixed
- [00:56:38] schrift: this is the police
- [00:56:42] rylane: he was fighting better before he took off his clothes
- [00:56:46] miracleflare: π
- [00:56:46] alikat1543: the police are coming for your illegal fighting ring
- [00:56:47] it_is_fanatic: this is the berserker
- [00:56:50] wildcarde: the police are after the berzerker
- [00:56:53] it_is_fanatic: umm
- [00:56:56] caseo78: TwitchCop
- [00:56:56] ramon_e_: oh boy
- [00:56:57] egg1111115: i keep thinking the blinking message at the top wants me to insert a coin
- [00:56:57] nbtl: Oh god, the cops are coming for the Elevator Pepsi bandit
- [00:57:02] miracleflare: bazoinker
- [00:57:09] abortion_shark: my love for you is like a truck
- [00:57:11] abortion_shark: berserker
- [00:57:13] popcorncolonel: bazooka
- [00:57:21] wind6: There's been a lot of final battles against Shrek timClip
- [00:57:28] thekrevin: See - that ring out - OP AF
- [00:57:46] hackoon_: why dont you just play smash brothers
- [00:57:47] sharrakor: good thing that isnt astaroth
- [00:58:00] googlevandarkholme: SHRINE
- [00:58:02] perciacalos: I miss that show
- [00:58:11] zelst: you can play 64
- [00:58:14] anonymousv8: racer i see
- [00:58:15] slash53: "melee's the worst one" brawl
- [00:58:15] basssic: melee's actually the best one and i don't even like smash
- [00:58:18] anonymousv8: what about need for speed?
- [00:58:18] not123username: You can play 64
- [00:58:21] not123username: The best one
- [00:58:24] bryantzuki: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK - BERZERKER
- [00:58:33] wildcarde: can't play wiiu smash anymore? :(
- [00:58:37] slash53: Oh
- [00:58:42] hackoon_: play the original smash
- [00:58:43] egg1111115: i think it's the best now, but i feel like once the one on the switch comes out we'll forget about smash 4 though
- [00:58:52] fajosu: brawl has snake so its the best one obviously
- [00:58:56] blu_dudex2: melee (puke) sm4sh FeelsGoodMan
- [00:59:05] wildcarde: ah, same problem you were having w/ splatoon 2. crap.
- [00:59:18] bryantzuki: never been a NFS person
- [00:59:18] thekrevin: snake was suuuuch a good character in smash, fuck
- [00:59:19] raynor_ex: can't argue with that logic
- [00:59:25] pete5506: Kat or bust Tim
- [00:59:26] ravsol: parighta the fighta
- [00:59:27] googlevandarkholme: mugen
- [00:59:33] egg1111115: smash should have added the elite beat agents to represnt the rhythm genre
- [00:59:35] perciacalos: Everyone knows Brawl was the best smash timBBQQT
- [00:59:35] raynor_ex: you gotta believe
- [00:59:40] wildcarde: i would love to know the arc that led to snake being in smash
- [00:59:43] pete5506: She was
- [00:59:49] thekrevin: I also love me some dog+duck in smash4
- [00:59:56] j1211m: And raiden... And Kat as dlc
- [01:00:00] egg1111115: i was actually looking forward to the Rhythm Heaven choir boys from that "leak" :(
- [01:00:00] robokun: I think they were as an assist trophy
- [01:00:08] anonymousv8: yea the last few are too arcadey
- [01:00:15] robokun: or a sticker at least
- [01:00:33] miracleflare: a bazillion
- [01:00:37] bryantzuki: 500 million
- [01:00:38] j1211m: @stereotonetim she was a dlc character I believe
- [01:00:39] thekrevin: Elite beat agents would have been toooo good. There are so many characters that should've made it into smash4 instead of all the stupid weeb sword characters
- [01:00:52] noisecrush: well once you beat this dungeon you unlock berserker
- [01:00:58] noisecrush: didn't you always want to play as berserker?
- [01:01:05] noisecrush: everyone loves berserker
- [01:01:06] schrift: tfw waluigi will never be in smash
- [01:01:08] egg1111115: yeah :/
- [01:01:08] basssic: uughuuugghuuuaaaaghh
- [01:01:13] thekrevin: Waluigi should've made it into yeah
- [01:01:14] egg1111115: the wii u had a lot of missed potential
- [01:01:19] thekrevin: Was typing that lol
- [01:01:41] urowashere: Ultimate Dad Bod
- [01:01:49] wildcarde: wiiu needed a usb adpater that could read DS / 3ds carts, just let me play the damn game on tv
- [01:01:50] j1211m: I also know that Isaac from dead space was in there
- [01:02:06] caledones: Hi timashi.
- [01:02:10] googlevandarkholme: dad bod with an axe
- [01:02:11] googlevandarkholme: berserker
- [01:02:14] schrift: boy 2 berserker
- [01:02:16] googlevandarkholme: would you like to making sax
- [01:02:17] egg1111115: they had DS games in the virtual console
- [01:02:17] googlevandarkholme: berserker
- [01:02:18] egg1111115: on wii u
- [01:02:28] egg1111115: never got any tho
- [01:02:47] alikat1543: uhh
- [01:03:07] raynor_ex: good job throwing that axe in the water
- [01:03:08] ckormac: if only he could put down the axe
- [01:03:27] tifakitteh: Streamer is this the new Hyrule Warriors
- [01:03:31] alikat1543: i wonder why all these dudes are just standing around
- [01:03:45] dyrand: IS this some sort of mod
- [01:03:48] pxmacaiah: People die when they are killed
- [01:03:59] googlevandarkholme: dont worry this is the final battle
- [01:04:00] kriegerfluff: this is their cloning facility tim
- [01:04:06] j1211m: Why is he half naked in a dungeon wearing nothing at all
- [01:04:07] alikat1543: muscley axe wielding dads convention
- [01:04:07] schrift: f i n a l b a t t t l e
- [01:04:18] noisecrush: more berserkers
- [01:04:25] noisecrush: we need more
- [01:04:38] ckormac: final battle did not translate well
- [01:04:39] alikat1543: A N O T H E R
- [01:04:52] wingsofjanitor: timOh nuh
- [01:04:58] schrift: LuL
- [01:04:59] rylane: haha
- [01:05:01] alikat1543: oh
- [01:05:02] ramon_e_: lol
- [01:05:02] ckormac: lol
- [01:05:02] schrift: danRekt
- [01:05:03] sharrakor: rip
- [01:05:04] nbtl: B O O T E D
- [01:05:05] fajosu: LUL
- [01:05:06] darksol188: SPARTA
- [01:05:08] noisecrush: LOL
- [01:05:10] thekrevin: LUL
- [01:05:12] schrift: danREKT
- [01:05:35] noisecrush: and suddenly tim remembers the kick button
- [01:06:04] wingsofjanitor: because this is a precursor to the current freemium model where you technically get cosmetics free, but never want you want
- [01:06:11] noisecrush: oh, the game unlocks weapons as a reward for the dead ends. like a consolation prize
- [01:06:27] pxmacaiah: And clipped
- [01:06:27] i_r_nutter: oh.
- [01:06:48] sharrakor: bug catching no :O
- [01:06:48] j1211m: @stereotonetim do they call them berserker because there half naked and their cold?
- [01:07:11] popcorncolonel: how many berzerkers are there
- [01:07:16] noisecrush: not enough
- [01:07:25] i_r_nutter: all of them
- [01:07:39] sharrakor: dont bully berserker he is trying his best
- [01:07:46] fairynisms: the 10th circle in hell is endless hallways of berserer
- [01:07:47] tifakitteh: Is it berserker
- [01:07:47] rylane: LuL
- [01:07:54] fajosu: lol
- [01:08:00] ilissos: ULTIMO BERSERKER
- [01:08:05] egg1111115: i keep forgetting the twitch app is a thing
- [01:08:05] reileyb: I'm so surprised!
- [01:08:05] noisecrush: not just ANY berserker... it's S.GUARDIAN
- [01:08:07] egg1111115: im in it now
- [01:08:12] egg1111115: it feels twitchier
- [01:08:16] wingsofjanitor: now you can PLAY as berserker!
- [01:08:21] sharrakor: Now He'll be back for revenge Tim
- [01:08:24] schrift: welp
- [01:08:37] elagabaluscaesar: I hope he unlocks the Berzerker wallpaper
- [01:08:42] noisecrush: OH WAIT
- [01:08:43] urowashere: why did you skip lore
- [01:08:51] noisecrush: you unlock him if you beat it in the second story
- [01:08:52] murugo: You have to defeat 100 Berzerkers first
- [01:09:00] noisecrush: like, once you beat the game, the missions change
- [01:09:09] schrift: squall vs budget wakka
- [01:09:34] urowashere: They explain why Link was in the woods at the beginning of Majora's mask in this game
- [01:09:36] popcorncolonel: are these guys the same model?
- [01:09:46] popcorncolonel: yuna vs wakka, the fight everyone has been waiting for
- [01:09:54] rylane: stop beating up Yuna :(
- [01:10:01] popcorncolonel: "YEVON IS BULLSHIT WAKKA"
- [01:10:04] hackoon_: consider larping?
- [01:10:08] wildcarde: that's what boken are for
- [01:10:16] raynor_ex: hey ladies *hraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh*
- [01:10:23] raynor_ex: maybe you should, it's a good video game
- [01:10:29] noisecrush: ff4 is pretty good
- [01:10:31] sarmhan: FF4 is one of the better ones
- [01:10:37] disguised22: 4 is my favorite ff
- [01:10:45] popcorncolonel: oh it's link
- [01:11:09] hackoon_: six is better than seven
- [01:11:10] diggleshut: man my back
- [01:11:10] sarmhan: 4 and 6 are both amazing depending on what you want
- [01:11:17] diggleshut: when did I become such an achy old man
- [01:11:18] shimmerfairy: stream the original Final Fantasy
- [01:11:28] noisecrush: wouldn't you want to play the better one second so that the worse one isn't disappointing?
- [01:11:28] reileyb: The choke
- [01:11:29] popcorncolonel: ncie 1
- [01:11:29] disguised22: 6 can be a bit tedious at times though
- [01:11:31] bryantzuki: that means you die soon right?
- [01:11:45] diggleshut: no if anythign I'll be on here more
- [01:11:45] domaspiragas: Wakka the Cloud
- [01:11:45] tifakitteh: Wakka is my favourite FF7 character
- [01:11:47] diggleshut: because I'm an invalid
- [01:11:51] sarmhan: Yea 6 's weakness is that it's a bit too long
- [01:11:57] tifakitteh: Streamer why does Hanzo have a sword
- [01:12:00] ckormac: "I learned this from zelda"
- [01:12:03] sarmhan: 4 has the tighter plot and cast
- [01:12:04] popcorncolonel: blind gerudo
- [01:12:11] raynor_ex: 6 just loses direction after the first half
- [01:12:14] sarmhan: 6 has the more interesting plot though
- [01:12:16] sarmhan: yea
- [01:12:18] fenrax: try being more valid
- [01:12:25] raynor_ex: mind, it's a bunch of really good sidequests, but still
- [01:12:29] wildcarde: @Tifakitteh job swap with genji
- [01:12:42] diggleshut: the world is working against me
- [01:12:45] diggleshut: the more valid I try to be
- [01:12:48] diggleshut: the more my body punishes me
- [01:12:48] egg1111115: i still gotta play 7
- [01:12:52] egg1111115: or any fnial fantasy game
- [01:12:59] popcorncolonel: how bad it is that i've only played ffx?
- [01:13:05] zelst: the only final fantasy ive beaten is crisis core
- [01:13:06] wildcarde: i expect 12 will be on PC before long
- [01:13:10] noisecrush: I've only beaten two final fantasy games and they were the first 2
- [01:13:12] egg1111115: ill wait for the switch version
- [01:13:16] professorbag: 7 is good but 9 is my favorite
- [01:13:16] noisecrush: final fantasy 2 is not a good game.
- [01:13:17] schrift: X-2 tho
- [01:13:19] domaspiragas: I liked 7 a lot. Other than when Wakka dies.
- [01:13:27] sharrakor: conglaturation
- [01:13:27] johnnymaq: 7 is one of the worst FF tbh
- [01:13:27] wildcarde: x2 is fine, if weird
- [01:13:28] sarmhan: FF2 is really not a good game
- [01:13:32] shimmerfairy: How bad is it that I've only played none of the FF games?
- [01:13:37] sarmhan: X-2 is weird but has really good mechanics
- [01:13:39] rylane: I liked FF8
- [01:13:46] pxmacaiah: Link vs Dark Link
- [01:13:47] raynor_ex: i mean there's a lot of video games, i can't blame you for having not played a specific set
- [01:13:51] disguised22: x2 is fun but it destroyed the plot of the first
- [01:13:52] schrift: X-2 music danGasm
- [01:13:55] sarmhan: You would probably like X-2
- [01:14:03] domaspiragas: It's not bad that you haven't played any FF games. You've saved yourself hundreds of hours.
- [01:14:20] sarmhan: It's got a great job system with the garment and surprisingly fun story
- [01:14:24] sarmhan: garment grid*
- [01:14:26] disguised22: You would love the dress spheres
- [01:14:29] sarmhan: Yea
- [01:14:57] sarmhan: Link is very good
- [01:15:07] raynor_ex: link is grabbing people tier
- [01:15:14] sharrakor: DONT
- [01:15:17] pinguino: DON'T
- [01:15:19] popcorncolonel: it's jecht
- [01:15:21] popcorncolonel: nice
- [01:15:21] kamardra7: Soul caliber with link?
- [01:15:32] tifakitteh: ITS HANZO GODDAMN
- [01:15:35] sharrakor: no that's berserker
- [01:15:38] bryantzuki: that means you can never get a job
- [01:15:43] bryantzuki: #NEETFOREVER
- [01:15:45] popcorncolonel: kimahri kinda?
- [01:15:45] tifakitteh: Sorry I get sad when people don't know my main
- [01:15:52] bryantzuki: #ANONY54PAYDIGGLE
- [01:15:53] shimmerfairy: is this berserker?
- [01:15:55] arielmanticore: rammstein
- [01:16:08] noisecrush: if you squint your eyes it's basically berserker
- [01:16:13] sharrakor: what's berserker is german
- [01:16:15] wildcarde: not enough leather pants w/ hatches for rammstein
- [01:16:16] j1211m: @arielmanticore this is agreeable
- [01:16:23] sarmhan: Xiagnhua is super bullshit though
- [01:16:41] schrift: true
- [01:16:46] sharrakor: woah
- [01:16:54] sarmhan: I guess link isn't actually that good
- [01:16:59] johnnymaq: Xianghua, Yoshimitsu, Ivy
- [01:17:02] johnnymaq: seems to be top
- [01:17:02] rileyjo7: its weird but Berserker kinda sounds like Timmy Turner?
- [01:17:03] sarmhan: I played the xbox version anyway
- [01:17:04] nbtl: new character????
- [01:17:05] johnnymaq: and yeah link is low
- [01:17:18] soviet5lo: evoRekt
- [01:17:21] anonymousv8: forever neet
- [01:17:21] sharrakor: berserker is the most determined fighter in soul calibur
- [01:17:24] raynor_ex: his love for you is like a truck
- [01:17:28] oldmario: bastard internet
- [01:17:30] sarmhan: link is incredibly slow
- [01:17:36] diggleshut: wait
- [01:17:40] diggleshut: why is anony gonna pay me
- [01:17:42] diggleshut: I need to do that
- [01:17:52] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: tim plays fighting games. wat
- [01:17:53] pinguino: why is link's voice acting so... bad.
- [01:17:54] bryantzuki: why not
- [01:17:55] sharrakor: he will never be discouraged
- [01:17:59] oldmario: diggle should pay anony
- [01:17:59] bryantzuki: it enables you to neetforever
- [01:18:01] pinguino: HAAAAAAA
- [01:18:07] diggleshut: I should just not ask questions
- [01:18:08] noisecrush: I think link's VA is fine
- [01:18:11] raynor_ex: wanna double your coins?
- [01:18:13] wildcarde: buy stuff
- [01:18:14] fajosu: link is mid-low tier apparently
- [01:18:22] sarmhan: yea he has some tricks apparently but
- [01:18:23] sharrakor: put naked julia in soul calibur 2
- [01:18:23] robokun: @pinguino different voice actor than the main games
- [01:18:26] schrift: !coins
- [01:18:27] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: yooo voldo was my shit
- [01:18:32] sarmhan: his animations are shockingly slow
- [01:18:41] tifakitteh: TPman beat you
- [01:18:42] oldmario: why stop
- [01:18:43] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: link is trash tier do you see these openings on his mids
- [01:18:46] kcjn: Heya Tim
- [01:18:53] sarudac: Voldo is my main :P
- [01:18:54] bryantzuki: I have alcohol
- [01:18:56] oldmario: diggle did you forget?
- [01:18:58] bryantzuki: that fixes everything right?
- [01:19:12] sharrakor: edgy nightmare player here
- [01:19:13] oldmario: that steve beccumi was a fire fighter during 9/11?
- [01:19:27] bryantzuki: #NEVERFORGET
- [01:19:31] logan22431: i like kilik
- [01:19:32] rylane: Tim you should be a berserker main
- [01:19:39] oldmario: it's interesting to think
- [01:19:40] popcorncolonel: it's Rin
- [01:19:41] rubensandwich: Any daytona tonight?
- [01:19:46] popcorncolonel: rin desu
- [01:19:47] sarmhan: Nightmare is pretty OK in this one IIRC
- [01:19:50] oldmario: every year people join to remember it
- [01:19:54] noisecrush: nightmare is high tier
- [01:19:57] sharrakor: yeah he was fun in this one
- [01:20:13] sarmhan: Everything i'm reading puts him in mid to high yea
- [01:20:23] oldmario: but do we ever remember about the hundreds and thousands of innocent people that bush, obama and probably trump too have killed in the middle east?
- [01:20:36] thepyjack: can't Pog Champ on a come back :(
- [01:20:39] tifakitteh: I liked Seung Mina because long range stupid weapon and zoning
- [01:20:46] rubensandwich: Tim, daytona tonight?
- [01:21:04] bryantzuki: the people killing americans in the middle east remember all of them
- [01:21:30] johnnymaq: are you pressing a button in the loading screen to yell, or is that just what he does?
- [01:21:32] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: r-real strim tonight?
- [01:21:42] oldmario: it's just a daily occurance there tho
- [01:21:42] sharrakor: nop
- [01:22:01] mblymyer: This is a real strim >:(
- [01:22:26] sharrakor: new feature :O
- [01:22:29] popcorncolonel: Ever plan on finishing hitman one day?
- [01:22:29] noisecrush: there's this weird honk in seung mina's death cry
- [01:22:47] oldmario: 43
- [01:22:48] oldmario: oops
- [01:22:50] oldmario: wrong window
- [01:22:58] shimmerfairy: (
- [01:23:01] hackoon_: cassandra isn't into twinks
- [01:23:42] l4ggerd: I was looking forwards to the rest of total distortion
- [01:23:44] popcorncolonel: not the best fight for ya
- [01:24:22] darksol188: You have to buy most of them. I think there's a shop in the menu for each town?
- [01:24:41] darksol188: That's what the gold's for, at least.
- [01:25:17] fenrax: 44
- [01:26:00] noisecrush: I think it does chip damage on block
- [01:26:30] sharrakor: I remember using great fairy sword a lot
- [01:26:32] popcorncolonel: just gotta buy all link weapons
- [01:26:52] sarudac: can you buy patterned tp for voldo?
- [01:26:54] pinguino: get the spinner
- [01:27:14] sharrakor: because its extra saucy
- [01:27:29] koolman9921: oh god computer blue screened while working three hours on a paper. Does word recover your work?
- [01:27:36] schrift: >not reading the lore
- [01:27:41] popcorncolonel: yeah koolman
- [01:27:51] darksol188: Word often autosaves, so it should have most of the file somehow.
- [01:27:59] popcorncolonel: but i'd recommend using google drive for stuff like that
- [01:28:09] koolman9921: oh ok thanks
- [01:28:10] popcorncolonel: MS Word crashing and losing your paper is a very 2006 problem
- [01:28:54] fragarach: rekt
- [01:29:04] jencis0: my dog deleted my paper
- [01:29:21] rylane: lol
- [01:29:33] pinguino: why do you get paid for losing
- [01:29:44] jencis0: it's rigged
- [01:29:45] noisecrush: why do you ask so many questions
- [01:30:01] koolman9921: the game feels bad
- [01:30:05] zomgqwert: is the ultimate sword the swords you met along the way?
- [01:30:19] diggleshut: hmm
- [01:30:21] pinguino: how will link get his life together if he keeps getting handouts
- [01:30:24] diggleshut: what are these mysterious numbers mario is counting
- [01:30:25] disguised22: Link butt slapping is the best rule34
- [01:30:41] oldmario: i'm downloading saga
- [01:30:47] koolman9921: LoReal
- [01:30:54] diggleshut: hmmm
- [01:30:56] oldmario: i was looking what i had up to and it''s 42
- [01:31:04] oldmario: i haven't read any of it yet
- [01:31:05] anonymousv8: diggle go line up for an iphone now
- [01:31:13] hackoon_: a
- [01:31:14] diggleshut: is there a new iphone out
- [01:31:15] wildcarde: @Popcorncolonel or dropbox so it's t least replicated off
- [01:31:15] hackoon_: kinky?
- [01:31:27] kcjn: I hate ruining slinkys
- [01:31:42] bryantzuki: is there a new Diggleshut out?
- [01:31:44] anonymousv8: soon
- [01:31:44] diggleshut: o right tim isn't gonna stream
- [01:31:46] diggleshut: pls bryant :I
- [01:31:47] popcorncolonel: i've owned like 4
- [01:31:50] fenrax: the idiggle
- [01:31:52] popcorncolonel: over 8 years or so
- [01:31:53] diggleshut: I wonder what they will change this time
- [01:31:53] kcjn: AS A KID I HAD MANY
- [01:31:55] diggleshut: maybe remove the screen
- [01:32:00] bryantzuki: how much more booze do I want tonight.
- [01:32:04] kcjn: they were the shitty plastic ones
- [01:32:08] diggleshut: why does the type not matter
- [01:32:12] fenrax: remove the ability to control it altogether
- [01:32:12] anonymousv8: yep remove the screen
- [01:32:13] wildcarde: because plastic is a terrible spring material
- [01:32:15] kcjn: The best ones are metal. They make a nice laser sound
- [01:32:18] diggleshut: wow fenrax
- [01:32:19] anonymousv8: dont need that to look at ya phone anymore
- [01:32:19] diggleshut: revolutionary
- [01:32:19] fenrax: let the iphone decide what to do
- [01:32:26] popcorncolonel: yeah i have a black metal one, it's pretty nice
- [01:32:28] kcjn: If you hold it up to your ear
- [01:32:29] koolman9921: Plastic ones work for 3 second and they get tingled
- [01:32:33] bryantzuki: Diggleshut, I only have one type RN. It's nips of captain.
- [01:32:44] diggleshut: iphone is you in everything but legality
- [01:32:51] diggleshut: ohhh
- [01:32:53] tifakitteh: Streamer why are you not fighting Berserker
- [01:32:56] diggleshut: well drink that
- [01:32:59] popcorncolonel: when i was really young one of my babysitters loved untangling slinkies as a puzzle
- [01:33:01] popcorncolonel: it was a great dynamic
- [01:33:06] bryantzuki: right
- [01:33:12] bryantzuki: but I've got a handful still.
- [01:33:17] luna_moona: hello timchat
- [01:33:18] bryantzuki: I bought a sleeve of them the other night
- [01:33:22] sinlessmoon: what is this
- [01:33:25] diggleshut: ooo
- [01:33:27] diggleshut: hello luna
- [01:33:30] popcorncolonel: soul calibre 2
- [01:33:34] zomgqwert: would she tangle them on purpose?
- [01:33:35] chillgod: this game had really precise inputs i never realized
- [01:33:35] rylane: I tried that once
- [01:33:40] bryantzuki: 0-5 considering I've already had two.
- [01:33:41] koolman9921: What your hobby? oh i love untangling slinkies as a hobby
- [01:33:57] popcorncolonel: lol
- [01:34:01] sinlessmoon: i like your car it goes zoom zoom
- [01:34:01] kcjn: I always liked untangling the necklaces at work when I was in retail
- [01:34:02] popcorncolonel: nah she's just untangle mine
- [01:34:16] popcorncolonel: )
- [01:34:18] diggleshut: nice
- [01:34:24] jencis0: π
- [01:34:28] popcorncolonel: ;)
- [01:34:28] diggleshut: I thought about buying beer a couple times recently
- [01:34:29] koolman9921: My slinky does need a little untangle ;)
- [01:34:33] diggleshut: but I didn't do it mostly for money
- [01:34:38] bryantzuki: beer is yummy
- [01:34:56] tifakitteh: There he is!
- [01:34:58] diggleshut: yup
- [01:34:59] shimmerfairy: B E R S E R K E R
- [01:35:02] tifakitteh: There he goes
- [01:35:16] popcorncolonel: so what, there are just a lot of copies of different characters
- [01:35:17] bryantzuki: Go get Ballast point habanero sculpin
- [01:35:19] bryantzuki: it's yummy.
- [01:35:31] diggleshut: I dunno I had one of those spicy beers once
- [01:35:32] wildcarde: he was imported from elder scrolls
- [01:35:33] diggleshut: I really didn't like it
- [01:35:36] popcorncolonel: do they have different properties, or are they just stronger than different rounds?
- [01:35:38] diggleshut: I'm not very exciting when it comes to beer
- [01:35:51] tifakitteh: How does Astaroth smell? haha asking for a friend
- [01:35:52] popcorncolonel: he has the ears of a sonic character
- [01:35:52] diggleshut: I probably like all the beers most beer people would vomit at
- [01:35:58] popcorncolonel: you keep just cheesing them
- [01:36:04] bryantzuki: bud light?
- [01:36:10] fenrax: wasabi beer?
- [01:36:11] diggleshut: I mean I will drink that and not complain
- [01:36:14] diggleshut: but to me that's a utlity beer
- [01:36:17] diggleshut: just to get drunk
- [01:36:22] jencis0: this game looks like total bs
- [01:36:23] diggleshut: I'm talking about like 1 step above budlight
- [01:36:26] basssic: tim "king of cheese" troppoli doesn't know how to play any other way...
- [01:36:26] popcorncolonel: I wonder what's the speedrun strat for this game
- [01:36:29] fenrax: beer isn't made to get drunk in the first place
- [01:36:30] diggleshut: your guiness your blue moon
- [01:36:34] fenrax: it takes too much volume
- [01:36:59] diggleshut: I like beers that a kid could drink and say wow that's yummy
- [01:37:03] ckormac: some intern was super excited to work on his first video game then had to write lore for this
- [01:37:13] chillgod: maxi is super annoying
- [01:37:34] oldmario: kids should'nt be drinking beers
- [01:37:35] diggleshut: because most beers kids would think you tricked them into thinking spit
- [01:37:43] chillgod: LOL
- [01:37:45] fenrax: I mostly just drink guinness when i drink beer
- [01:37:47] diggleshut: your mom never gave you like a sip of beer when you were a kid?
- [01:37:49] jencis0: he was also in charge of cleaning the coffee machine
- [01:37:50] ty1i: WHY MUST WE FIGHT? BECAUSE WE MUST!
- [01:37:53] koolman9921: The ultimate Lore
- [01:37:56] diggleshut: yeah dark guinness is good for me
- [01:38:03] diggleshut: any higher alcohol content in the stout and I don't like it
- [01:38:05] wingsofjanitor: Everyone says you're the guy but...I wanna be the guy, too!
- [01:38:05] oldmario: i hate the taste of beer
- [01:38:06] dugan_nash_: TableHere FlipThis you're not the guy
- [01:38:08] diggleshut: I tried a couple times
- [01:38:22] diggleshut: I like beer as a treat sometimes
- [01:38:23] popcorncolonel: is the sword they're looking for not Nightmare's sword
- [01:38:25] jmleleven: then at the end, they look directly at the camera and say "this certainly was the soul calibur two"
- [01:38:26] popcorncolonel: it looks a lot like it
- [01:38:30] bryantzuki: dogfish 120?
- [01:38:32] fenrax: Guinness draught or double stout is my go to for beer
- [01:38:33] bryantzuki: that's a yummy beer.
- [01:38:36] aliceliddeil: playing fighting games for the story LUL
- [01:38:38] koolman9921: I killed you. Wait! you're not the guy
- [01:38:43] diggleshut: I'm not sure if I ever had that before
- [01:38:55] diggleshut: I would say if I had a choice in most cases I'd rather drink hard liquor
- [01:38:59] fenrax: same
- [01:39:00] diggleshut: whether mixed or not
- [01:39:03] bryantzuki: it's like a 15%-20% apv beer
- [01:39:10] fenrax: Rum and dr pepper is my go to drink
- [01:39:10] exiledcat: you're not the guy, you're just berserker
- [01:39:20] bryantzuki: Rum and Cheerwine
- [01:39:21] popcorncolonel: you used any of links alternate weps at all or jsut bought them?
- [01:39:25] bryantzuki: or Rum and coke
- [01:39:27] bryantzuki: or just shots
- [01:39:28] diggleshut: rum and any soda is ruined for me because I had a really bad vomit incident
- [01:39:33] bryantzuki: shots shots shots shots
- [01:39:59] diggleshut: probably some kind of whiskey or vodka mixed with somethign delicious
- [01:40:09] koolman9921: Did you ever buy Tekken 7?
- [01:40:39] pinguino: LEYAN
- [01:40:40] fenrax: I would not recommend rum and ginger ale though
- [01:40:42] pinguino: HWAAAAA
- [01:40:45] dajmasta: no one guards like gaston
- [01:40:48] diggleshut: lol
- [01:40:50] fenrax: I did that once because i ran out of dr pepper and coke
- [01:40:55] fenrax: it tasted awful
- [01:41:04] diggleshut: sounds pretty bad
- [01:41:09] dajmasta: you did it aceTC
- [01:41:15] pinguino: new feature :o
- [01:41:25] fenrax: My strategy of making all my mixed drinks like 50/50 probably didnt help
- [01:41:27] dajmasta: hell rider
- [01:41:27] shimmerfairy: Heckbiker
- [01:41:30] jencis0: this game looks v boring to play
- [01:41:30] spacejammerslammi: mr skull head
- [01:41:33] dajmasta: knight biker
- [01:41:33] diggleshut: haha
- [01:41:33] popcorncolonel: jecht again
- [01:41:38] octileross: Ghostrider
- [01:41:38] schrift: fire biker ?
- [01:41:40] sensuna84: Nock Cage?
- [01:41:40] diggleshut: I used to like weddings for that
- [01:41:41] bryantzuki: yeeeah
- [01:41:43] chillgod: nick cage
- [01:41:43] bryantzuki: that doesn't help
- [01:41:43] popcorncolonel: Flame Flan
- [01:41:44] diggleshut: or any open bar thing
- [01:41:45] sensuna84: *Nick
- [01:41:48] diggleshut: good opportunity to try new things
- [01:41:52] spacejammerslammi: ride ghoster
- [01:41:55] popcorncolonel: Spooky Cyclist
- [01:41:56] dajmasta: ^
- [01:41:57] exiledcat: ghostwriter
- [01:41:57] bryantzuki: I'd rather just drink it straight at that point
- [01:42:01] flip_lx: why you hatin' on ghostrider
- [01:42:04] nbtl: Johnny Storm and bike
- [01:42:10] alfo71: Flaming Rider
- [01:42:12] diggleshut: what is ghostrider D:
- [01:42:15] dajmasta: timClip
- [01:42:18] somenerd: wrong chat dummy
- [01:42:18] bryantzuki: you're in the wrong chat for that Flip_Lx.
- [01:42:20] hackoon_: growth
- [01:42:21] pinguino: you should see a doctor about that
- [01:42:21] shimmerfairy: Mr. Bones and his Spookycycle
- [01:42:22] octileross: Spook McScoots
- [01:42:26] diggleshut: oh
- [01:42:27] somenerd: this chat ignore's Tim
- [01:42:28] ramon_e_: flame trike
- [01:42:30] jencis0: Mr Spicy
- [01:42:30] diggleshut: THEY'RE BREAKING THROUGH THE OTHER SIDE
- [01:42:36] flip_lx: what you mean he doesn't read both!?
- [01:42:40] flip_lx: hahaha oh well
- [01:42:46] diggleshut: god?
- [01:42:47] koolman9921: I was reading that Tim
- [01:42:48] sneackypie101: eerie biker
- [01:42:51] diggleshut: god pls read this chat ;-;
- [01:42:57] basssic: it's actually link
- [01:42:57] oldmario: tim ignores this chat BibleThump
- [01:43:04] octileross: Necrid is best waifu fighter
- [01:43:04] diggleshut: mario the fact that you are shocked
- [01:43:05] basssic: veral is an anagram for link
- [01:43:06] diggleshut: makes me shocked
- [01:43:17] somenerd: he didn't use to, until you all ruined it on purpose
- [01:43:20] q1s2: never noticed that before
- [01:43:25] diggleshut: oh somenerd
- [01:43:27] oldmario: i didn't ruin it
- [01:43:29] somenerd: for shame
- [01:43:29] diggleshut: didn't I tell you one day you would convert
- [01:43:31] diggleshut: I WAS RIGHT
- [01:43:31] chillgod: ;)
- [01:43:32] dugan_nash_: is this the guy?
- [01:43:32] diggleshut: >
- [01:43:33] oldmario: get out of here you snowflake
- [01:43:39] somenerd: I didn't convert I just left the internet
- [01:43:40] q1s2: stabby stabby
- [01:43:41] hackoon_: this is the run
- [01:43:41] diggleshut: you said it wasn't for you
- [01:43:42] shimmerfairy: LINK is an anagram of KILN. So why does he hate pots? Hm...
- [01:43:45] oldmario: βοΈ βοΈ βοΈ βοΈ βοΈ
- [01:43:57] diggleshut: never leave the internet
- [01:43:58] diggleshut: huge mistake
- [01:43:58] sarudac: Last time i played Soul Calibur was on Dreamcast :P
- [01:44:03] diggleshut: 101
- [01:44:13] dajmasta: polish? LUL
- [01:44:19] octileross: Wow, the sword range is crazy
- [01:44:35] diggleshut: mario
- [01:44:38] diggleshut: what is the square
- [01:44:38] oldmario: there was a guy that left the internet for a year or 2
- [01:44:39] chillgod: fan service
- [01:44:40] diggleshut: between your snowflakes
- [01:44:44] octileross: Oh
- [01:44:44] sneackypie101: dat butt
- [01:44:44] oldmario: nothing?
- [01:44:49] arielmanticore: what exclusive char did dreamcast have? The taxi guy?
- [01:44:50] diggleshut: oh on my screen there are squares
- [01:44:53] sneackypie101: that is a very thicc butt
- [01:45:05] basssic: yes it had BD Joe
- [01:45:07] flip_lx: there is no square
- [01:45:18] anonymousv8: diggle is pretty square
- [01:45:21] diggleshut: https://i.imgur.com/BEaLqn3.png
- [01:45:22] diggleshut: that's what I see
- [01:45:24] basssic: bd joe in smash when
- [01:45:24] flip_lx: you need to update to the latest version of Internet Explorer
- [01:45:25] pinguino: sonic
- [01:45:27] octileross: Not Sanic? missed opportunity...
- [01:45:29] flip_lx: . .
- [01:45:32] diggleshut: actually rectangle
- [01:45:32] shimmerfairy: PLATINUM DISCIPLE
- [01:45:33] oldmario: you're a square diggle
- [01:45:36] lostkuroneko: +5000 $$$$
- [01:45:40] pinguino: did you ever play that sonic game where he has a sword
- [01:45:45] diggleshut: but
- [01:45:47] ramon_e_: its the guy
- [01:45:48] diggleshut: I am already using edge
- [01:45:56] blu_dudex2: B E R S E R K E R FeelsGoodMan
- [01:46:04] octileross: oh sweet knock off nightmare
- [01:46:09] koolman9921: Get Berserkered
- [01:46:12] basssic: why not play it now :+)
- [01:46:13] jumonji1: Sonic and the Black Knight was bad
- [01:46:17] magicaho: BurrSurrKurr
- [01:46:18] noisecrush: brsrkr
- [01:46:19] basssic: see how bad it REALLY is
- [01:46:23] breidr: my love for you is like a truck BERSERKER
- [01:46:32] q1s2: haha
- [01:46:34] lostkuroneko: LuL
- [01:46:34] diggleshut: I
- [01:46:36] shimmerfairy: *shove*
- [01:46:51] lostkuroneko: I love how he keeps changing costumes
- [01:46:57] jumonji1: gg
- [01:46:59] alextheginger: timOh
- [01:46:59] blu_dudex2: LUL
- [01:46:59] magicaho: LOL
- [01:46:59] python422: destroyed
- [01:47:06] schrift: berserker cosplay when
- [01:47:19] breidr: exp farm
- [01:47:28] magicaho: ayyyyy
- [01:47:51] elagabaluscaesar: Platinum Disciple sounds cooler than Iron FIghter
- [01:47:59] jencis0: HHHAAAA
- [01:47:59] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ???????
- [01:48:02] chillgod: looooooool
- [01:48:03] magicaho: lol op
- [01:48:03] ckormac: wow
- [01:48:04] q1s2: wow 2 hit ko
- [01:48:04] blu_dudex2: wow
- [01:48:05] python422: Voldo in a nutshell
- [01:48:05] ramon_e_: w-what
- [01:48:07] perciacalos: timOh
- [01:48:09] basssic: tim you suck
- [01:48:12] alextheginger: Nerf the wiggle-man
- [01:48:16] basssic: how could you not beat voldo
- [01:48:18] sneackypie101: timOh
- [01:48:29] hackoon_: voldo is the best character
- [01:48:38] popcorncolonel: she
- [01:48:39] raynor_ex: try bombing him
- [01:48:39] flip_lx: well im off to real chat and to sub to his other handle since i apparently never have
- [01:48:42] popcorncolonel: voldo is a she right
- [01:48:45] magicaho: i love voldo's ass
- [01:48:48] flip_lx: farewell old chat~
- [01:48:49] logan22431: voldo used to really freak me out
- [01:48:51] popcorncolonel: voldo-mort
- [01:48:53] perciacalos: You take insane damage during this challenge I think
- [01:48:57] popcorncolonel: oh it is a pretty masculine face
- [01:49:00] sneackypie101: was that a nipple outline
- [01:49:01] hackoon_: my gender is voldo's codpiece
- [01:49:08] jmleleven: sonic is a social construct
- [01:49:12] jumonji1: almost
- [01:49:12] diggleshut: damn whoever flip was is salty as hell
- [01:49:22] diggleshut: what a show
- [01:49:23] popcorncolonel: men have nipples too Sneackypie101
- [01:49:27] schrift: Voldon't
- [01:49:39] logan22431: voldo looks like he would be a real pervert
- [01:49:52] sneackypie101: lol no they don't
- [01:49:56] popcorncolonel: I think there's a bulge there too, there's at least a golden cup there
- [01:49:58] popcorncolonel: so probably a dude
- [01:50:23] pinguino: does he still have the hump attack in this game
- [01:50:31] sneackypie101: THOSE H I P S
- [01:50:36] magicaho: wait why does link do a sexy pose
- [01:50:42] jencis0: voldo thicc
- [01:50:46] popcorncolonel: link's sword let it on fire
- [01:50:55] popcorncolonel: i couldn't find one but i didn't try that hard
- [01:50:58] sneackypie101: how do we know that's not just a sock Voldo stuffed down his pants
- [01:51:00] popcorncolonel: 2-3 google searches
- [01:51:10] sarudac: Voldo is an italian dude, i think i read some of his lore back in the day :P
- [01:51:16] flip_lx: is this 2 or 3 ?
- [01:51:20] popcorncolonel: 2
- [01:51:32] elagabaluscaesar: Suicide bombing
- [01:51:37] flip_lx: if it's 2 the plot is : it's all Nightmare's fault he got Soul Edge and turned evil!
- [01:51:41] anonymousv8: he figured out the truth fast
- [01:51:44] oldmario: why?
- [01:51:45] sharrakor: I'm pretty sure I read it all as a dumb kid
- [01:51:48] hackoon_: didn't he get lost on an island
- [01:52:02] popcorncolonel: so they're all trying to kill nightmare?
- [01:52:05] basssic: voldo oneshots
- [01:52:07] diggleshut: because we live in the matrix mario
- [01:52:08] popcorncolonel: iirc tim already killed nightmare
- [01:52:15] disguised22: Voldo x Link
- [01:52:20] oldmario: can i use ccleaner on you?
- [01:52:21] basssic: wow it's veral himself
- [01:52:22] diggleshut: pls
- [01:52:23] oldmario: get rid of the rubbish
- [01:52:39] sneackypie101: "eye see u"
- [01:52:40] it_is_fanatic: easy
- [01:52:42] jumonji1: nice
- [01:52:43] diggleshut: I think I'm letting bugs in my room with this fan
- [01:52:49] diggleshut: but I need the cool air
- [01:52:50] sneackypie101: if that's an eye, that's the worst case of pinkeye I've ever seen
- [01:52:52] shimmerfairy: Voldo x nobody
- [01:53:01] oldmario: i think i got the snowflake to go away
- [01:53:07] popcorncolonel: Algolrithm
- [01:53:16] elagabaluscaesar: Al Gore was always overpowered
- [01:53:18] diggleshut: I dont' get it anony if you have such a problem why are you here
- [01:53:22] googlevandarkholme: not rly
- [01:53:23] shimmerfairy: Algol? When are we visiting the bay of FORTRAN then?
- [01:53:24] fusxfaranto: what's the one after that, fortran?
- [01:53:33] fusxfaranto: dang beat me to it
- [01:53:33] oldmario: am i missing chat lines?
- [01:53:35] diggleshut: who ever did anything to you
- [01:53:37] diggleshut: YES MARIO
- [01:53:40] chillgod: yoshimitsu was so annoying
- [01:53:52] it_is_fanatic: killem
- [01:53:53] anonymousv8: ?
- [01:53:57] oldmario: i only see 1 thing ausnony said
- [01:53:58] anonymousv8: i never said i had an issue
- [01:53:59] diggleshut: "the truth"
- [01:54:04] skygtr350: LuL
- [01:54:08] popcorncolonel: that's how landmines work, you have to lie down on them
- [01:54:12] oldmario: the truth is that diggle smells
- [01:54:15] diggleshut: pls
- [01:54:20] popcorncolonel: then can tell if your'e in prone or standing
- [01:54:29] alikat1543: he does have hands tho
- [01:54:36] oldmario: what's tim playing
- [01:54:40] alikat1543: he's holding those claw things, look
- [01:54:42] anonymousv8: diggle just likes driving ppl away
- [01:54:43] diggleshut: I guess no stream
- [01:54:45] bryantzuki: soul calibur 2
- [01:54:46] lostkuroneko: voldo was born in naples in the year 1541 LuL
- [01:54:46] sneackypie101: tim's so insensitive
- [01:54:47] diggleshut: wut D:
- [01:54:47] logan22431: yea he is just holding onto them
- [01:54:47] bryantzuki: gamecuuuuuuuuub
- [01:54:50] soulgrunt: they didn't give link any words to say?
- [01:54:51] oldmario: wut
- [01:54:57] oldmario: if he isn't playing the gc version
- [01:55:01] oldmario: i will shun tim into the sun
- [01:55:02] basssic: yeah, he says HAAAA and KURYAAAA
- [01:55:11] oldmario: sound s like he is
- [01:55:13] bryantzuki: mario you shit, can't you read
- [01:55:20] anonymousv8: what if he is but with a ps3 controller
- [01:55:21] bryantzuki: wtf is gamecuuuuub read as.
- [01:55:28] blekacross: except for the manga
- [01:55:32] oldmario: gamecub
- [01:55:38] pinguino: what if zelda was a boy
- [01:55:43] oldmario: oh god
- [01:55:45] inarifox: Wind Waker link can say Come on.
- [01:55:46] oldmario: 4:3 stretched
- [01:55:49] oldmario: (puke) (puke) (puke) (puke) (puke) (puke) (puke) (puke) (puke)
- [01:55:49] diggleshut: haha
- [01:55:49] elagabaluscaesar: Link's sword in made of uranium
- [01:55:51] doombacon: my health is being drained
- [01:55:54] bryantzuki: good
- [01:55:58] bryantzuki: vomit more
- [01:55:58] sarudac: what if Link had parents?
- [01:55:58] jencis0: Zelda 101
- [01:55:59] bryantzuki: please
- [01:56:03] diggleshut: haha β
- [01:56:03] ramon_e_: lewd
- [01:56:03] popcorncolonel: wtf
- [01:56:11] basssic: what if zelda was link's mom
- [01:56:11] ckormac: you ok voldo?
- [01:56:14] jumonji1: NICE
- [01:56:15] dannyboyoo0: rofl
- [01:56:15] shimmerfairy: Better question: what if Ganon was evil?
- [01:56:19] bryantzuki: I'll find a pic of diggle if it helps you vomit more.
- [01:56:20] oldmario: ok much better
- [01:56:25] oldmario: frame set to 4:Β£
- [01:56:27] oldmario: 4:3
- [01:56:30] diggleshut: are there non sexy pics of me
- [01:56:33] diggleshut: highly doubtful
- [01:56:43] oldmario: there's no sexy pics of you
- [01:56:44] diggleshut: have you seen my chin
- [01:56:51] oldmario: all 3 of them?
- [01:56:54] diggleshut: wow
- [01:56:55] diggleshut: too far
- [01:56:57] doombacon: lol
- [01:56:58] ckormac: LOL
- [01:56:58] ramon_e_: LUL
- [01:56:59] popcorncolonel: hahahahaha
- [01:57:01] schrift: oh
- [01:57:01] arielmanticore: hahah
- [01:57:01] bardicpaladin: LUL
- [01:57:02] sdsukyle: what
- [01:57:03] popcorncolonel: that was fucking amazing
- [01:57:03] lostkuroneko: LOL
- [01:57:04] oldmario: π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯
- [01:57:04] diggleshut: pls be body positive
- [01:57:04] jencis0: lol
- [01:57:04] fenrax: yeah mario, you left the 4th one out
- [01:57:05] womps: ??
- [01:57:06] wingsofjanitor: clip time
- [01:57:08] fenrax: now it'll feel bad
- [01:57:10] bryantzuki: perfect.
- [01:57:10] sneackypie101: cliiiip
- [01:57:14] diggleshut: I
- [01:57:32] popcorncolonel: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmallEvilCarabeefDoggo
- [01:57:35] jumonji1: LMAO
- [01:57:38] oldmario: FeelsBirthdayMan
- [01:57:45] oldmario: i was gonna continue with assassin's creed comics
- [01:57:49] oldmario: but i want to watch tim
- [01:58:00] diggleshut: mario I have homework for you
- [01:58:03] diggleshut: figure out how to do both
- [01:58:04] basssic: that's some intense cheesing
- [01:58:06] shimmerfairy: https://clips.twitch.tv/FineHelpfulHerringPupper
- [01:58:06] diggleshut: and then come back tomorrow and tell me how
- [01:58:07] oldmario: no
- [01:58:22] oldmario: i have homework for you
- [01:58:23] oldmario: go to sleep
- [01:58:34] diggleshut: lol go to sleep
- [01:58:37] diggleshut: mario I woke up 6 hours ago
- [01:58:41] oldmario: fix your schedule
- [01:58:43] oldmario: get a job
- [01:58:47] diggleshut: get a lawyer
- [01:58:48] jumonji1: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlumpGrossVampireBCWarrior
- [01:58:48] oldmario: leave here for good
- [01:58:49] diggleshut: reddit up
- [01:58:49] bryantzuki: I was thinking of going to bed soon
- [01:58:49] sneackypie101: this makes me feel good
- [01:58:57] diggleshut: mario if I left where would you go
- [01:59:02] oldmario: take diggle and a banana with you
- [01:59:07] bryantzuki: Can I ask an honest question.
- [01:59:07] skygtr350: π€
- [01:59:10] oldmario: i have other chats to go in
- [01:59:10] nbtl: T H I R S T Y
- [01:59:11] bryantzuki: like honesthonest
- [01:59:14] sneackypie101: u-uh
- [01:59:16] diggleshut: it's only honesty here
- [01:59:17] sneackypie101: i mean
- [01:59:18] diggleshut: 24/7 honest zone
- [01:59:20] basssic: why isn't thirsty a character in this
- [01:59:24] bryantzuki: why the fuck do we hate diggle like we do?
- [01:59:25] elagabaluscaesar: This game has the depth of a Russian novel
- [01:59:34] oldmario: because he set himself up
- [01:59:34] diggleshut: ask the haters my man
- [01:59:43] diggleshut: that person who came in before
- [01:59:44] shimmerfairy: Go show Algol some modern programming techniques!
- [01:59:45] diggleshut: really hates me
- [01:59:47] bryantzuki: Digglefuck, I'm asking everyone.
- [01:59:47] oldmario: it's an easy target because diggle let himself
- [01:59:47] diggleshut: which I find weird
- [02:00:02] diggleshut: I honestly truly don't see anything I do that is strong dislike worthy but shrug
- [02:00:03] newtwitch_user: I remember this game for gamecube XD
- [02:00:05] popcorncolonel: <3
- [02:00:10] oldmario: diggle is the driving force behind people eaving
- [02:00:12] diggleshut: people find any reason to hate people
- [02:00:14] perciacalos: Getting closer to cassandra
- [02:00:17] diggleshut: mario
- [02:00:24] diggleshut: stop shifting your obvious blame
- [02:00:24] bryantzuki: OLDMARIO do we really dislike diggle or do we jsut have fun just being assholes.
- [02:00:24] newtwitch_user: I really wanted this game but my mom never bought it for me:(
- [02:00:25] diggleshut: <3
- [02:00:26] willster132: what the hel is happeneing here
- [02:00:30] popcorncolonel: farm it
- [02:00:31] fenrax: I dont hate diggle
- [02:00:35] oldmario: why not both
- [02:00:38] perciacalos: The biggeron sword is the worst possible choice for this mission
- [02:00:38] popcorncolonel: oh youre like dead
- [02:00:44] fenrax: I dont really hate anyone
- [02:00:44] diggleshut: I think asking the people still here why they like me is a little biased ;-;
- [02:00:45] oldmario: do you really hate diggle fenrax?
- [02:00:47] skygtr350: LuL
- [02:01:04] diggleshut: gotta be honest
- [02:01:05] miracleflare: It Is A Metaphor
- [02:01:07] elagabaluscaesar: They don't make shows like Iron Battler anymore
- [02:01:13] it_is_fanatic: FeelsBadMan
- [02:01:16] sneackypie101: </3
- [02:01:16] sharrakor: how rude
- [02:01:18] oldmario: too bad bbrosis isn't here to answer
- [02:01:24] diggleshut: eh
- [02:01:28] diggleshut: honestly I'm over it
- [02:01:35] diggleshut: if someone doesn't like me I'm not gonna wring my hands over it
- [02:01:38] oldmario: BE BRAVE HORSES ASSES
- [02:01:39] perciacalos: Any weapon with healing is amazing in these battles
- [02:01:40] diggleshut: but feel free to talk about it
- [02:01:49] willster132: Tim you have any hints on where the eight maiden is
- [02:01:53] willster132: The stupid seal isnt being much of a help
- [02:01:54] shimmerfairy: "Wait I'm not done killing you!"
- [02:01:54] newtwitch_user: I love it when woman play hard-to-get
- [02:01:56] oldmario: diggle i don't like your lazyness
- [02:02:00] oldmario: i give you quality stuff
- [02:02:01] diggleshut: ty
- [02:02:04] oldmario: Q U A L I T Y
- [02:02:12] oldmario: and you give me the boringest of boring stuff
- [02:02:13] popcorncolonel: tim just wants to buy link swords
- [02:02:14] diggleshut: wow
- [02:02:21] azusa19: have you beat up spawn yet
- [02:02:22] diggleshut: mario that hurts way more
- [02:02:24] diggleshut: than any twitch drama
- [02:02:27] oldmario: i want some water melone with my breakfast
- [02:02:28] skygtr350: make him jump off
- [02:02:30] oldmario: not fried eggs
- [02:02:34] jumonji1: RIP
- [02:02:36] koolman9921: rip
- [02:02:36] lostkuroneko: rip
- [02:02:38] jumonji1: should have thrown him off
- [02:02:39] logan22431: spawn is xbox only @azusa19
- [02:02:40] diggleshut: pls
- [02:02:54] fenrax: I'm good with diggle, and honestly the "everyone makes fun of diggle" thing has gotten kind of tired and unfunny imo
- [02:02:54] diggleshut: mario one day you're gonna wake up and realize large breasted asian women are like 0.000000000001% of the human population
- [02:03:04] diggleshut: and you're gonna say wow diggle was right
- [02:03:11] factoryofsadness: I have this for PS3. It has both Spawn and Heihachi, but no Link.
- [02:03:12] hackoon_: he's like a devil
- [02:03:16] diggleshut: fair enough fenrax
- [02:03:25] oldmario: π€
- [02:03:29] shimmerfairy: hya-hya! hya-hya! hya-hya!
- [02:03:29] azusa19: he made a deal with the devil to save his girlfriend i think
- [02:03:36] oldmario: it's not just large breasted asians i like
- [02:03:41] oldmario: there's uh
- [02:03:44] oldmario: kelly brook
- [02:03:48] diggleshut: to be honest I think twat is 10000x more of an asshole than me
- [02:03:49] oldmario: and
- [02:03:50] diggleshut: and I've said that to him many times
- [02:03:53] oldmario: christina hendricks
- [02:03:57] newtwitch_user: this game has graphics like ssb
- [02:03:59] oldmario: tw4t is a twat
- [02:04:02] diggleshut: like
- [02:04:03] oldmario: it's in his name
- [02:04:10] diggleshut: I find it almost impossible that someone could hate me before him
- [02:04:11] logan22431: i didn't know a ps3 version existed
- [02:04:14] diggleshut: but that might just be because I hate him
- [02:04:17] leafy0: thats okay, I dont know a thing about girlfriends
- [02:04:20] diggleshut: ;)
- [02:04:24] oldmario: if someone disagrees with tw4t you're probably in for a bad time
- [02:04:26] bryantzuki: i'm going to bed
- [02:04:28] elagabaluscaesar: Good comics died with Pepsiman
- [02:04:28] bryantzuki: fuck all of you
- [02:04:29] arof: yeah, with online mp
- [02:04:30] diggleshut: I don't really hate twat btw
- [02:04:32] newtwitch_user: I only read manga
- [02:04:39] diggleshut: pls bryant
- [02:04:40] logan22431: cool
- [02:04:43] diggleshut: don't do it
- [02:04:45] bardicpaladin: LUL
- [02:04:46] diggleshut: sleep is where the internet is not
- [02:04:47] inarifox: LMAO
- [02:04:48] rylane: lol
- [02:04:48] basssic: nice
- [02:04:51] koolman9921: The kunt thrust - avgn
- [02:04:54] alikat1543: "Upon his death, CIA veteran U.S. Marine Corps Lieutenant Colonel Al Simmons made a pact with the devil in order to return to the world of the living."
- [02:04:54] spicytoast: LOL
- [02:04:56] bryantzuki: I don't hate anyone in here, kinda dislike anony sometimes, but who the fuck doesn't.
- [02:05:02] diggleshut: so true
- [02:05:10] jencis0: it's almost girlfriend season (fall) βΊ
- [02:05:12] diggleshut: but
- [02:05:14] willster132: Its AL not AI
- [02:05:14] oldmario: anony is annoying
- [02:05:15] diggleshut: anony sent me my treadmill
- [02:05:19] rylane: AI Simmons ha
- [02:05:19] oldmario: with his shit taste in TSF
- [02:05:19] basssic: what if he is an AI
- [02:05:19] diggleshut: so he has a special place in my heart
- [02:05:20] hackoon_: rofl
- [02:05:23] oldmario: bitch please
- [02:05:26] oldmario: UMR is the best
- [02:05:37] bryantzuki: but seriously you're assholes I hate all of you <3
- [02:05:44] hackoon_: because it was the 90s
- [02:05:45] diggleshut: I appreciate your honesty
- [02:05:48] sarudac: why does cassandra seem like a cheap copy of sophitia
- [02:05:53] tttomato: so is this link adult ocarina of time link
- [02:05:58] diggleshut: we live in wild times
- [02:06:02] diggleshut: bees dying for no reason
- [02:06:05] factoryofsadness: She's Sophitia's sister.
- [02:06:07] popcorncolonel: yeah
- [02:06:08] fenrax: everyone should just lie constantly
- [02:06:08] azusa19: todd mcfarlane is the biggest loser
- [02:06:14] bryantzuki: goodnight
- [02:06:17] diggleshut: bye
- [02:06:19] popcorncolonel: except he can have a wizard rod instead of a sword
- [02:06:19] diggleshut: what are we lying about
- [02:06:25] chillgod: mitsurugi was my guyyyy
- [02:06:30] oldmario: seth mcfarlane is the biggest loser
- [02:06:31] diggleshut: I actually have hair
- [02:06:32] willster132: are you better or worse at this than daytona
- [02:06:35] basssic: can't cheese the mitsu
- [02:06:37] diggleshut: but I do 2 hours of prep work before my streams
- [02:06:38] tttomato: havent seen this game in years
- [02:06:39] diggleshut: to wear a bald cap
- [02:06:43] jencis0: pick Eddie Gordo
- [02:06:44] blekacross: is soul caliber fun?
- [02:06:48] bryantzuki: We're lying about diggle having had sex.
- [02:06:55] diggleshut: woah buddy
- [02:06:59] tttomato: pretty sure i still own it
- [02:07:02] factoryofsadness: It's not on current-gen systems. :(
- [02:07:03] diggleshut: I can't let the ladies see you sayin that
- [02:07:07] tttomato: for gamecube
- [02:07:11] basssic: it's on dolphin... :)
- [02:07:21] googlevandarkholme: soul calibur was the game they made to actually make money so they could make tekken
- [02:07:23] willster132: why are you not tech rolling :^)
- [02:07:28] oldmario: i am greatful for mpc and its ability to squish videos into a 4:3 frame because tim disrepects video framing DansG ame
- [02:07:31] jumonji1: nice
- [02:07:33] googlevandarkholme: but now tekken is good so we dont get soul calibur
- [02:07:45] tttomato: raphael has that op Y -> attacl
- [02:07:46] oldmario: i dunno
- [02:07:47] tttomato: attack
- [02:07:48] googlevandarkholme: moon2THUMP
- [02:07:48] blekacross: I have the psp version for the vita and should probably play it
- [02:07:53] dajmasta: it went out of style 20 years ago timBBQQT
- [02:07:55] oldmario: ivy is irreplacable
- [02:07:57] overlordtwiggy: So close
- [02:07:57] azusa19: is lizardman in this one?
- [02:07:58] chillgod: this dude has a t o n of hair
- [02:08:03] oldmario: maybe christie
- [02:08:16] bryantzuki: doesn't mean it's not true. :P
- [02:08:17] popcorncolonel: yeah azusa
- [02:08:22] oldmario: it had kratos
- [02:08:24] popcorncolonel: but you can't play it in story mode
- [02:08:25] oldmario: and it was pretty good
- [02:08:26] googlevandarkholme: kratos was in the psp soul calibur
- [02:08:32] googlevandarkholme: now its canon that lizardman ate him
- [02:08:35] chillgod: nah it's great, just like if it wasnt tied itd be at his butt at least
- [02:08:40] googlevandarkholme: thats why he has kratos' moveset in 5
- [02:08:41] googlevandarkholme: lmao
- [02:08:49] willster132: Man tim knows what moment 37 is?
- [02:08:50] willster132: Neat
- [02:08:51] diggleshut: BibleThump
- [02:09:00] popcorncolonel: you ever beat that daytona track tim?
- [02:09:02] oldmario: diggle i'm sure your $400 an hour woman doesn't care
- [02:09:04] bryantzuki: also what ladies, the only one left here you have no chance with anyway.
- [02:09:09] earthmachine: the cracking noise it makes when he twists their arms is beautiful.
- [02:09:10] willster132: what do you think popcorn
- [02:09:14] diggleshut: there are still girls here?
- [02:09:20] oldmario: yes
- [02:09:22] oldmario: you're here
- [02:09:24] bryantzuki: technically she hasn't left yet.
- [02:09:25] diggleshut: I
- [02:09:27] willster132: not good enough
- [02:09:30] tttomato: doesnt count
- [02:09:30] popcorncolonel: yeah i think the beginner one you were playing
- [02:09:36] diggleshut: oh
- [02:09:37] tttomato: gotta redo it
- [02:09:38] popcorncolonel: for like 4hrs
- [02:09:40] diggleshut: well it must be someone I don't know is a girl
- [02:09:42] azusa19: tim is part of the fgc hes the best sonic the fighters player there is
- [02:09:45] diggleshut: cause bbrosef is never here before
- [02:10:01] diggleshut: *anymore
- [02:10:10] noisecrush: you're pretty good at puyo
- [02:10:13] oldmario: i miss that one girl
- [02:10:23] oldmario: she hasn't been in here so long i forgot her name
- [02:10:25] oldmario: tara?
- [02:10:31] elagabaluscaesar: Tim is the undisputed champion of Lift It
- [02:10:33] diggleshut: dunno
- [02:10:34] diggleshut: cakes was cool
- [02:10:35] rylane: please he's barely 9th in Maryland
- [02:10:37] oldmario: sex store girl
- [02:10:43] bryantzuki: taro
- [02:11:00] tifakitteh: I'm always on duty
- [02:11:03] oldmario: that's it
- [02:11:13] diggleshut: oh I remember that
- [02:11:13] oldmario: tara must be someone i knew irl
- [02:11:16] diggleshut: didn't know it was a gilr
- [02:11:18] willster132: hes probably like #20 now
- [02:11:20] willster132: Decay
- [02:11:22] diggleshut: maybe you're thinking of t-ara
- [02:11:25] bryantzuki: Oh yeah, can confirm is grill.
- [02:11:29] oldmario: no
- [02:11:44] oldmario: could've been an ex
- [02:11:50] oldmario: i kinda forget their names after a while
- [02:11:54] diggleshut: pls mario
- [02:12:00] rylane: just throw them all off the side
- [02:12:04] diggleshut: next you're gonna tell me
- [02:12:06] diggleshut: your real name is james bond
- [02:12:11] popcorncolonel: just use your normal strat and just cheese everyone
- [02:12:15] shimmerfairy: I'm a CHUCKSTER!
- [02:12:16] oldmario: it could be
- [02:12:17] jumonji1: NICE
- [02:12:20] diggleshut: I
- [02:12:24] willster132: HI IM A CHUCKSTER
- [02:12:31] bryantzuki: Mine is Mairo Old.
- [02:12:36] oldmario: π€
- [02:12:44] spicytoast: tim the chuckster
- [02:12:50] bryantzuki: okay srsly tho
- [02:12:51] bryantzuki: im seepy
- [02:12:57] bryantzuki: fuck all of yall and goodnight.
- [02:12:58] oldmario: ewwwww
- [02:13:02] jumonji1: disrespect
- [02:13:06] oldmario: i hope it isn't seeping out
- [02:13:13] diggleshut: yeah
- [02:13:15] diggleshut: seepy sounds pretty gross
- [02:13:15] dannyboyoo0: fisson mailed
- [02:13:26] flip_lx: grab/throws were so OP in this game
- [02:14:06] egg1111115: is there a sauce button in this?
- [02:14:16] factoryofsadness: GG!
- [02:14:17] basssic: hooray
- [02:14:57] elagabaluscaesar: Dead Space mode
- [02:15:07] jumonji1: Tim's fighting against Bayonetta
- [02:15:08] willster132: get legged
- [02:15:09] rylane: getting beat by a pair of legs
- [02:15:09] skygtr350: LUL
- [02:15:13] dehumanization: got danced on
- [02:15:18] rg802: got your butt kicked
- [02:15:22] ninjabadgeer: rekt by half a player
- [02:15:32] tttomato: man thats alot of plot for fighting a pair of legs
- [02:15:33] ramon_e_: evil is just legs
- [02:15:46] elagabaluscaesar: Every Villain is Legs
- [02:15:47] azusa19: coming soon to switch
- [02:15:48] googlevandarkholme: E V I L Every Villain Is Legs
- [02:16:02] popcorncolonel: stop hitting yourself
- [02:16:03] jumonji1: gg
- [02:16:08] rg802: The sequel to ARMS .... LEGS coming to a Nintendo Switch near you LUL
- [02:16:15] ninjabadgeer: clutch
- [02:16:42] inarifox: better than the SCV story mode which lasted for like a hour
- [02:16:45] egg1111115: did they even need to hire writers back in the day?
- [02:16:54] nbtl: Final Battle - Berserker
- [02:16:59] basssic: it's thirsty again
- [02:17:09] basssic: no but kilim is 10
- [02:17:29] tttomato: last soul calibur i played was 3
- [02:17:32] tttomato: i didnt like it very much
- [02:17:52] tttomato: uh it had link
- [02:18:06] rg802: I loved me some Soul Calibur 3
- [02:18:07] ninjabadgeer: tim vs aris when?
- [02:18:22] basssic: cia operative bd joe
- [02:18:32] azusa19: it was john spawn
- [02:18:41] hobagoblin: atpFeelsBeardMan
- [02:18:45] tifakitteh: CIA operative marine corps lieutenant corporal joe biden
- [02:18:59] ninjabadgeer: was the world champion of soul calibur 2 at some point
- [02:19:02] rg802: I was Shocked when they didn't include Master Chef in the Xbox version
- [02:19:02] thechrimister: kiss me
- [02:19:07] ninjabadgeer: plays tekken 7 now
- [02:19:10] thechrimister: on the lips
- [02:19:30] azusa19: dead or alive had halo
- [02:19:39] popcorncolonel: he played Yuna
- [02:19:58] hobagoblin: he played voldo i think
- [02:20:04] rg802: Yeah but I was just surprised they put Master Chef in DOA instead of SC
- [02:20:13] rg802: Yeah Aris mained Voldo
- [02:20:20] basssic: im very glad STU is gonna beat soul calibur 2 today
- [02:20:20] ninjabadgeer: yeah he played voldo too
- [02:20:21] koolman9921: Rip
- [02:20:27] koolman9921: +100
- [02:20:41] tttomato: voldo is pretty scary
- [02:21:04] rg802: He's just got weird stances
- [02:21:21] rg802: God that Grab
- [02:21:32] earthmachine: no
- [02:21:32] dajmasta: good? that's a pretty tall order
- [02:21:37] rg802: I had the PS2 version so I had Heihachi
- [02:21:39] jumonji1: I know how Volda walks in pace
- [02:21:46] jumonji1: he's wearing Heely's
- [02:21:51] ruby151chan: why dont you do voldo cosplay Tim?
- [02:22:00] jumonji1: *heelys
- [02:22:07] wingsofjanitor: Voldo is not a beautiful anime waifu, and is therefore not a viable choice
- [02:22:12] popcorncolonel: http://acpcosplayers.acparadise.com/65548/65548-30354-1.jpg
- [02:22:27] arielmanticore: https://worldcosplay.net/photo/346671
- [02:22:29] noisecrush: he's the bad guy
- [02:22:33] skygtr350: poke
- [02:22:35] popcorncolonel: https://puu.sh/xxAoK/09be6c4e74.png
- [02:22:38] ruby151chan: hes corrupted or something
- [02:22:51] rg802: Sigfried acquired the fragments of soul edge and got corrupted into Knightmare
- [02:22:59] jencis0: oh
- [02:23:27] rg802: He becomes Siegfried in SC3
- [02:23:27] ruby151chan: because of souls Tim
- [02:23:29] skygtr350: booted timOh
- [02:23:32] ninjabadgeer: I really miss fighting games having these dungeon modes
- [02:23:40] wingsofjanitor: because he's actually an edgy 14 year old who wants a cool name
- [02:23:41] rg802: He and Knightmare are separate entities in the next game
- [02:23:43] azusa19: whats the lore behind lizardman
- [02:23:51] basssic: maybe you should have read the LORE and you would know...
- [02:23:57] ninjabadgeer: I remember a game on ps1 called god bless the ring something something that had a dungeon mode that was pretty sick
- [02:23:58] rg802: This is basically how he separates from Soul Edge
- [02:23:59] kaicrowley: I loved Ehrgeiz's dungeon mode
- [02:24:06] zelst: ergheiz
- [02:24:11] kaicrowley: Or maybe it was great compared to the rest of the game
- [02:24:11] skygtr350: what about the legs
- [02:24:13] spacejammerslammi: Lizardman canonically ate Kratos
- [02:24:25] rg802: Lizard Man was turned into a lizard man by the Gods I believe
- [02:24:27] ninjabadgeer: KaiCrowley yeah it was amazing, the game itself was pretty good too
- [02:24:28] implet: god bless the ring
- [02:24:31] tifakitteh: I like the tactical mode in Soul Calibur 3 where you could make your own characters
- [02:24:37] ruby151chan: isnt the big badguy like literally soul edge or something
- [02:24:38] noisecrush: "err guys" is how I always pronounced it
- [02:24:40] earthmachine: It had ff characters in the vs mode right?
- [02:24:43] rg802: He's neutral
- [02:24:49] spacejammerslammi: im not making a joke, Lizardman canonically ate Kratos and gained his power. happened in his ending in the vita game. still canonical
- [02:24:50] ninjabadgeer: EarthMachine yes
- [02:24:56] tttomato: how does link fit in the lore?
- [02:25:03] rg802: He becomes emo vampire in SC4
- [02:25:08] ninjabadgeer: tifa and cloud I remember
- [02:25:09] leafy0: is Ezio a bad guy?
- [02:25:18] googlevandarkholme: Raphael dies between sc4 and 5 and his body becomes the new Nightmare
- [02:25:23] earthmachine: Some of the mortal kombat games had really good bonus modes too.
- [02:25:28] googlevandarkholme: which is why sc5 nightmare has a new style
- [02:25:34] implet: 5 Guys Ehrgeiz and Fries
- [02:25:37] googlevandarkholme: the "Raphael" in 5 is a ghost
- [02:25:40] kaicrowley: Had Yuffie, Vincent, Zack and Sephiroth too
- [02:25:43] rg802: @googleVanDarkholme Wait really?!
- [02:25:45] googlevandarkholme: yes
- [02:25:56] sharrakor: lizardman has the best plot
- [02:26:02] googlevandarkholme: if you break the armor off Nightmare you can see Raphael's clothes
- [02:26:04] noisecrush: at least it's better than the RTS mode in soul calibur 3
- [02:26:09] ruby151chan: where's ryu and chun li?
- [02:26:11] ninjabadgeer: tekken did the same thing, everyone already took their lore as more of a joke, now they are trying to be all serious with it
- [02:26:13] rg802: Woah.... I need to go see that
- [02:26:27] egg1111115: subspace emissary
- [02:26:27] rg802: I like the fact that you can taunt each other before the battle
- [02:26:39] noisecrush: the great fairy sword is link's ultimate weapon so you don't unlock it for a while
- [02:26:42] breidr: I miss the tekken 3 beat em up mode
- [02:26:47] m1racles: what is this channel for?
- [02:26:51] rg802: Dude Tekken 7 Lore makes me want to cry
- [02:26:53] basssic: games and gamin'
- [02:26:57] rg802: It's horrible
- [02:27:01] kaicrowley: Vidya gaming
- [02:27:02] jencis0: science notes
- [02:27:04] egg1111115: the gameplay of that was like a really low-quality kirby game
- [02:27:06] noisecrush: wait if you didn't like subspace why do you like brawl at all?
- [02:27:14] egg1111115: the cutscenes were pretty awesome though
- [02:27:14] kaicrowley: YouTube viewing
- [02:27:17] spacejammerslammi: subspace was a ton of fun in co-op
- [02:27:23] dajmasta: i thought dumb content was a main channel staple
- [02:27:30] rg802: Subspace was really fun
- [02:27:49] basssic: VERAL vs STU
- [02:27:50] noisecrush: unleash all of your power and vanquish the enemy
- [02:27:51] dajmasta: ha ha ha
- [02:27:53] rg802: What weapons can Link get?
- [02:27:54] rylane: oh STU
- [02:27:59] wingsofjanitor: Nothing personnel, Stuβͺ
- [02:28:06] rg802: Mega Eye Sword
- [02:28:11] implet: the particles
- [02:28:17] dajmasta: disco stu
- [02:28:23] kaicrowley: Is this guy just a flaming version of Nightmare?
- [02:28:27] noisecrush: I think you do more damage to yourself with the poke attack than you do to him
- [02:28:35] m1racles: original channel is for browsing stuff only?
- [02:28:41] breidr: beneath this mask is more than legs, beneath this mask is an idea
- [02:29:19] jencis0: BASIC
- [02:29:37] breidr: aww, no hammer time
- [02:29:46] elagabaluscaesar: timPhilsopher
- [02:29:51] dajmasta: i think it just likes being played timClip
- [02:29:52] implet: is game feel like mouth feel
- [02:30:04] dajmasta: yes
- [02:30:07] breidr: it's like reboot, you beat the user or die.
- [02:30:12] ninjabadgeer: how did the fidget spinner pasta thing end? I was too tired to keep watch you guys going for hours
- [02:30:12] kaicrowley: Is mouth feel like nose feel?
- [02:30:30] themusicdan: I wonder if the characters in the game feel bad when the player plays poorly
- [02:30:57] dajmasta: well they do get beat up in this case
- [02:30:59] dajmasta: so probably
- [02:31:08] rylane: lol
- [02:31:14] elagabaluscaesar: Good old Jcarus Peaks
- [02:31:14] rickeon: it said unleash *all* your power
- [02:31:14] jumonji1: curb stomp battle
- [02:31:19] shimmerfairy: considering it's called the Magic Sword, probably based on the first game.
- [02:31:53] rylane: why can't link use that dudes sword?
- [02:31:54] thestoaf: @kaicrowley, in the soul calibur lore inferno possessed seigfried turning him into nightmare or something like that
- [02:31:56] implet: timOh
- [02:32:12] willster132: maybe you need to give up
- [02:32:26] kaicrowley: Oooh, lore hisoPomp
- [02:32:46] ninjabadgeer: damn the stick is doing some work
- [02:32:50] m1racles: Links needs a new spine after this
- [02:32:55] ninjabadgeer: nevermind
- [02:32:59] rylane: WAS* doing some work
- [02:33:36] rickeon: there's no ledge to buttslap him off of, it's impossible to win
- [02:33:45] kaicrowley: At least there aren't limited tries
- [02:33:51] noisecrush: nah this fight is actually just hard
- [02:34:21] ninjabadgeer: he has some pretty good korean sidesteps
- [02:34:27] perciacalos: Is this the true inferno fight?
- [02:34:29] rylane: how does a stick hurt a dude thats on fire?
- [02:34:30] popcorncolonel: how is tim gonna throw him off the edge
- [02:34:41] diggleshut: https://i.imgur.com/fjq0Nd2.png
- [02:34:48] rickeon: at least you get pity gold when you lose
- [02:34:56] m1racles: best try so far
- [02:35:07] wingsofjanitor: that patronizing trickle of XP and gold each time, giving you just enough to not give up entirely.
- [02:35:31] dannyboyoo0: Game needs a dbz character
- [02:35:44] rg802: Go for it TIM
- [02:35:48] jencis0: Krillon
- [02:35:50] thestoaf: one of the games had a create a character feature
- [02:35:55] jumonji1: gg
- [02:35:55] rg802: woooo!
- [02:35:56] overlordtwiggy: WOO
- [02:35:57] noisecrush: gg
- [02:35:58] johnnymaq: nice job
- [02:35:58] elagabaluscaesar: timPlus
- [02:35:58] hobagoblin: yay
- [02:35:59] basssic: gj
- [02:35:59] ty1i: Staff OP
- [02:36:01] ninjabadgeer: good job
- [02:36:01] rylane: he did it!
- [02:36:01] implet: wowie
- [02:36:03] m1racles: gg
- [02:36:15] elagabaluscaesar: "Iron Combatant" is the worst title yet
- [02:36:36] m1racles: I think the boss gets confused when you throw ranged attacks in melee range
- [02:36:42] johnnymaq: but the soul still burns
- [02:36:43] popcorncolonel: dayGG
- [02:36:45] popcorncolonel: oh
- [02:36:51] ninjabadgeer: who is the generic bad guy from danganronpa?
- [02:36:56] rg802: LOL
- [02:37:02] basssic: STU will not be recorded in the history books
- [02:37:02] azusa19: in pachinko machines
- [02:37:06] nbtl: THIRSTY
- [02:37:11] rg802: You did all that work but you will never be remembered
- [02:37:17] spicytoast: t h i r s t y b o i
- [02:37:37] rg802: You didn't fight Veral
- [02:37:41] wingsofjanitor: Now play it on SUPER difficulty Kapppa
- [02:37:43] shimmerfairy: For some reason that music makes me think of BttF
- [02:37:48] basssic: thanks namcot
- [02:38:00] popcorncolonel: congrats tim you're famous now
- [02:38:04] rg802: I think he has his own mission
- [02:38:10] rg802: Low health
- [02:38:12] willster132: Extra mission: Do it again
- [02:38:12] koolman9921: Tim you did it again... I was reading the great credits
- [02:38:13] popcorncolonel: lol the game just doubled
- [02:38:14] rg802: special conditions
- [02:38:17] thestoaf: a legend that will never die, soul calibur 5 was 5 years ago atpFeelsBeardMan
- [02:38:19] noisecrush: they changed them
- [02:38:21] johnnymaq: time to boot up FFX2
- [02:38:23] jumonji1: These might be time trials / other special conditions?
- [02:38:27] ninjabadgeer: double the goals double the content
- [02:38:29] rg802: like Ice floor, bomb floor, wind
- [02:38:30] rickeon: time to move on to soul calibur 3
- [02:38:32] elagabaluscaesar: This used to be a lore stram
- [02:38:32] wingsofjanitor: conditioned!
- [02:38:33] jumonji1: Time for Tidus Fantasy X
- [02:38:35] hobagoblin: get owneed
- [02:38:39] m1racles: bonus game like in the arcade
- [02:38:49] rylane: I liked DOA's plot better
- [02:38:58] basssic: why isn't picky in this game
- [02:39:46] popcorncolonel: Big the Cat
- [02:39:50] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: can u play the sentient legs
- [02:39:52] rg802: Astoroth is basically the incredible hulk
- [02:39:53] azusa19: thats a warcraft character
- [02:39:55] wingsofjanitor: He looks like the rabbit in Donnie Darko
- [02:40:00] rylane: you didn't unlock Berserker :(
- [02:40:08] nbtl: is that ironman
- [02:40:11] noisecrush: you can unlock berserker now
- [02:40:17] koolman9921: Use cheat codes
- [02:40:18] rg802: You didn't unlock berserker or Assassin
- [02:40:19] noisecrush: you have to go through the berserker dungeon in the extra weapon master
- [02:40:22] sharrakor: berserker is through an extra mission after you beat the game
- [02:40:55] rg802: Prepare your anus
- [02:40:55] dajmasta: extremely hard timClip
- [02:40:58] mooffin_man: Looks extremely hard...
- [02:41:19] slyvaina: I spent a lot of time rolling aroudn on the floor in this game
- [02:41:40] popcorncolonel: that was extremely hard to get him to angle correctly with the edge
- [02:41:50] diggleshut: it really sucks being up at night and having to worry about making noise
- [02:42:23] dajmasta: HYAAAA
- [02:42:39] koolman9921: Was it worth playing
- [02:42:41] slash53: is this the true ending of BotW
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