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Alien can't get a girl's respect :(

EmZee712
Mar 31st, 2013
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  1. 13:15:17 <Shane> shane doesnt hav voices in his head thank u very much i am a real person. My name is emily. i went to his computer and doom was up so i wanteed to play
  2. 13:16:27 <Shane> dick
  3. 13:20:18 <Shane> Alien|RAGE ur a dick I am a real person- considering how bad i suck at this game u shud be able to tell tht shanes wasnt playing. Hes not evn tht bad whn hes not trying so. thanks. i appriciate ur douchebaggyness
  4. 13:20:48 <Shane> haha douchebaggyness
  5. 13:20:52 <Shane> i like tht word
  6. 13:21:12 <Shane> but forrizzile u a dick
  7. 13:21:23 <Shane> Damn Alien, not even strangers like you
  8. 13:21:26 <Shane> This is unfortunate
  9. 13:21:31 <Alien|RAGE> #SF was also up
  10. 13:21:38 <Alien|RAGE> What a coincidence
  11. 13:21:48 <Shane> WE EVN TYPE DIFFERENT HOW CAN U NOT TELL
  12. 13:21:58 <Alien|RAGE> I can type in cyrillic
  13. 13:22:17 <Shane> i dont like u...
  14. 13:22:18 <Alien|RAGE> And pretend to be tsar of Russia
  15. 13:22:27 <Alien|RAGE> That doesn't make me tsar of Russia if you get the point
  16. 13:22:55 <Shane> i dont understand cuz ur a dick and i dont speak dick lingo
  17. 13:23:21 <Alien|RAGE> If you don't, how can you tell I talk to you
  18. 13:23:26 <Alien|RAGE> And not to another dicks on this channel
  19. 13:23:29 <Alien|RAGE> Like Styx
  20. 13:23:35 <Alien|RAGE> m?
  21. 13:23:38 <Shane> idk who tht is
  22. 13:23:57 <Shane> but i gotta go eat dinner with my dad.. fuckign easter.
  23. 13:24:00 <Shane> fucking
  24. 13:24:22 <Shane> EASTER EGGS
  25. 13:24:27 <Shane> EASTER EGGS
  26. 13:24:30 <Shane> EASTER EGGS
  27. 13:24:30 <Shane> EASTER EGGS
  28. 13:24:32 <Shane> EASTER EGGS
  29. 13:24:33 <Shane> EASTER EGGS
  30. 13:24:34 <Shane> EASTER EGGS
  31. 13:24:48 <Shane> dick
  32. 13:25:02 <Alien|RAGE> > EASTER EGGS
  33. 13:25:05 <Alien|RAGE> EASTER BALLS
  34. 13:25:26 <Shane> dickface cocksucker
  35. 13:25:30 <Alien|RAGE> Btw, eggs and balls sounds same in Russian
  36. 13:25:54 <Alien|RAGE> == яйца
  37. 13:26:32 <Shane> im part russian :) and german
  38. 13:26:35 <Shane> and polish
  39. 13:26:41 <Alien|RAGE> And mexican
  40. 13:26:43 <Shane> i gotta go like i said
  41. 13:26:47 <Shane> bye..
  42. 13:26:55 <Shane> ps fucking u
  43. 13:27:22 <Shane> fuck fuck fuck fuck
  44. 13:27:27 <Shane> *FUCK U************
  45.  
  46. (Meanwhile on Skype) Messages sent to Bojan
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  48. [1:15:53 PM] Shane: -emily
  49. [1:16:15 PM] Shane: ppl dont think im real they think im a voice in shanes head evn tho whn i played someone beat me 25-0
  50. [1:17:34 PM] Shane: it was alienOverlord or as he now calls himself Alien
  51. [1:17:42 PM] Shane: oops alien
  52. [1:17:47 PM] Shane: \uuuugggghhh
  53. [1:18:00 PM] Shane: alie|rage theeree we go thts it
  54. [1:18:06 PM] Shane: shit
  55. [1:18:11 PM] Shane: alien|rage
  56. [1:18:18 PM] Shane: thts better
  57. [1:18:25 PM] Shane: lol
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