Space Funeral: Apocalypse No Text Dump

==IN-BATTLE TEXT==

MAN IN GRASS assaulted you!
VIKKI BRANDT assailed your senses and flesh!
FLYNN HURLEY sprays a yellow liquid!
HAPPYMAN attacked with a big smile!
DRAGON MUTANT assaulted thou!
SURVEYER asked for your opinion on the matter!
URINE SHARK did what the name suggests!
MIMIC suddenly attacked!
BLOODY DOG x3 attacked!
DILBERT looked uninterested!
MEATCAGE screeched in anger!
SCIENTIST inspected your veins!
BOOK attacks! Just trust me on this one!
SANS-THE-KETCHUP summoned a big laugh because haha funny skeleton lolloololololololollololololololol!
CULT LORD yelled about time!
DRUNKEN SCIENTIST shouted an unintelligible grunt!
STAIRLORD climbed up the ranks!
WIND GUARD denied access!
SCIENCE proved you false!
MUMMY attacked! Definitely not a ghost!


==OVERWORLD TEXT==

Hello! I'm not really here! Wanna see the credits? SPRITES FROM Space Funeral Space Funeral 2 Space Funeral: The Legend of Earth Birth Space Funeral 4: The Parmingulator Space Funeral 5: Journey of the Moon and Bubsy Space Funeral 6: A Tale of Time Space Funeral 9: Cardarnival Space Funeral 10: Blood Inside Me Space Funeral: Of Rubies and Gold Space Funeral: Of Rubies and Gold 2: From Shadows We Rise Space Funeral: Redshift Space Funeral: Burning Zodiac Space Funeral: Detrimental Principles MUSIC USED 666 Kill Chop Deluxe - Lisa the Joyful Advanced Sharkness - Suits All American Badass - Lisa the Joyful Amalgam - Undertale And Yet El Mariachi - Mother 3 Anguish - The End is Nigh Another Medium - Undertale Ascension - The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth Brawlin' - Lisa the Painful Checker Dance - Deltarune Color Radio by BBC Radiophonic Workshop God's Call - Lisa the Painful Homeland Hussle - Lisa the Joyful Infanticide - The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth Meat Flavored Factory by Skinny Puppy Metal Crusher - Undertale One-Eighty-One by BBC Radiophonic Workshop Overhead - Friday Night Funkin' Pain Station - Suits Pebble Man - Lisa the Painful Pepper Steak - Off Philly - Friday Night Funkin' Sodden Hollow - The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth Summer Love - Lisa the Joyful Tamariu by BBC Radiophonic Workshop The Circus - Deltarune The End - The End is Nigh The Food is People - Suits The Jezebel Spirit by David Byrne The Race of a Thousand Pounds - Off Waterfall - Undertale White Waking by Les Rallizes Denudes Enjoy this crappy game!
Go to sleep, you worthless rotting sack of crap. You feel better, yet worse.
Found slashy knife!
HEY! WHAT THE H.E. DOUBLE HOCKEYSTICKS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? I'M JUST TRYING TO TAKE A NAP!
This city... I've lived here all my life... But now it's destroyed... Actually... WHO THE **** GIVES A **** THIS ENTIRE WORLD'S ALREADY SCREWED WHO CARES ABOUT THIS ONE CITY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M FEELIN ANGRY TAKE THIS
Inside this house is a horrific mutant. Proceed at your own risk.
H... hello...
I hate you all so much.
I'm happy. Nothing will change that. I'm happy. Nothing will change that. I'm happy. Nothing will change that. I'm happy. Nothing will change that. I'm happy. Nothing will change that. I'm happy. Nothing will change that. I'm happy... Nothing wILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Hey kid. I've got a special object I'll sell to ya for $500. Want it? Found mystical orb! YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH!
Enjoy, kid.
Don't bother me! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Hello. Welcome to my shop. Go have fun without me.
He's dead.
Welcome to Fallcrest. How do you feel about this town? I'm glad you like it!
OH GOD
It's locked.
No.
Welcome to Fallcrest. Enjoy your miserable stay, I guess.
My house has been flooded by urine! Say, could you clean it out for me?
Wow! You actually did it! Whaddaya want in return? Found 25 flesh! Found club!
Get out.
This shark is pumping out urine at a stunning level. Provoke?
Greetings. I am a historian, and I know much. What would you like to know? The apocalypse... hmm. I know little of this topic. The only thing I know about is that it happened suddenly one night, and the world changed appearance. When the apocalypse occured, the world changed appearance nearly instantaneously. No one knows why, however. Even the people changed. Houses after the apocalypse were turned into ram's heads, the houses we live in now. A few heads were rebuilt into standard houses, however.
I just moved in and my house is very empty.
Come one, come all, to the amazing chest house! Seriously, I need to feed my kids.
Found gun!
Found 5 small flesh!
The chest attacks!
It's broken.
Why is this place supposed to be impressive if most of the chests are already looted?
Hello! Righty thisy wayy! You'll find the amazing Warp Room! DEAR GOD PLASE GO RIGHT THIS WAY
Found Phillip's pajamas!
Would you like to go back to the beginning?
Found 25 big flesh!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU
He he he! He he he! HE HE HE!
Ech. Ech.
Us scientists have created the mutants. Our base is located in the Wind Fortress. Wait, why the heck did I tell you that!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Past here is Infinite Void. Precede at your own risk.
Welcome to the End. Past here is dead void.
Ayy lmao
I am Maul-the-Tibia. I am very thirsty.
Welcome to the misery shop. Enjoy. Leave.
I really like reading.
"The Binding of Isaac: The Most Unquestionably Anti-Christian Game Ever Made" By Gameguys Under Jesus
"Undertale: The Musical: The Book: The Novelization: The Movie: The Movie Novel" By Person on the Web
"Wott the Scozz's Ultimate Guide to Being Funny and Complainy" By Wott the Scozz
"This Game is So Hard You Have to Cheat" By Playing in the Bush Decades
"UNDERTALE SUKCSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!11!!1!1!1" By xxxN00BSLAYERxxx
"Squirrel Dictatorship" By some loser
"Undertale more like BLUNDERTALE" By Shrek
The book attacks!
The bookshelf's empty.
I love tomatoes!
Oink, oink! Don't break into people's houses, you monster!
Return to the End?
Found 50 small flesh!
I'd love a ride to the Ship of Mordejiass. Say, you got any $? Great, thanks! Here, have this! Found 25 HI-POTIONS!
I hear the Death Cavern is full of death.
Recently, a giant died. We all must pray to the Ogrish Goddess Fiona to possibly gather enough resources for the giant's grave.
Welcome to Hellfire's Fury! Wish there was a human sign named, like, Elizabeth or some crap.
Nyeheheh! I'm not really here! This entire area is a reference to WitherskeletonMakesGames' second game Zacharie Does Some Stuff! So maybe go play that or you won't understand many of the references, I guess.
I was gonna eat here, but the bartender doesn't serve food. *beat* Now you laugh! LAUGH, FATTY!!
HE HE HE Did you hear the joke about the steak HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
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Normally, us skull marchers provide meaningless warnings. I, however, got fired. Well, frick.
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
I'm Pickle Inspector's mutated cousin, Ickle Pinspector. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM IN ENDLESS PAIN
Do you wanna have a bad time? OW
Eh, whaddya want? Thanks. Now get out. How 'bout ya buy somethin' next time, ya charlatan?
Welcome to Murder 9... Enjoy your stay... heheheheheheheh... It's too late for you.
HA HA HA. I am the leader of the Time Cult of Murder 9. I shall induct you into our holy group. I shall first teach you how to withstand pain. Took 50 damage! Now, I shall kill you. Only spirits can join our spiritual clan. fffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Pray to the shrine of the Time Lord?
Past here is the Vomit Cavern. It's infested by Urine Sharks. Proceed at your own risk.
Inside this building is a tavern! Enjoy the liquor!
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I aM dRuNk
I am practicing abstinence.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Warp to the entrance?
You really thought that you'd get a reward for getting this far? Hah.
Jump in?
Welcome to the astounding and marvelous Deep Pit! Jump in, if you dare!
You hath madeth it quiteth far. I guardeth a fearcely valuable traesure. Howevereth, you shalt be smited by mine strength. GET FRICKED, FATTY! Thereth... thou now hast mine powerfuleth wepon. Use it wisethly...
Welcome to the Warp Room! Simply interact with this pentagram to teleport [some] places!
Welcome to the Warp Station! Where would ya like to go to today? Simply press "escape" to leave the station!
PERSON NOT RECOGNIZED. PERMIT ME TO LOOK HARDER? SCANNING... ACCESS DENIED.
Welcome to the Wind Fortress. This is where the forces of Science collaborate.
Hello. I am a scientist as well as lawyer. Would you like to rename yourself?
Up there is our lord, Science. Don't dare disturb him.
Science is pretty hot ngl
I am Science, the lord of science. You just broke into our fortress. Die.
I'm a retired hero, now exploring ruins. These ruins appear to have originally been located west of the Mystery Forest. Carlos Lion already notified me of this. However, they were mysteriously transported here.
Welcome to the pyramid. However, you shall not gain entrance. I am currently attempting to suck $30,000 out of the US government to prevent me from releasing a harmless video. GOD that was a word salad. Anyways, whaddya want? Pay me $30,000. You may enter. You don't have enough. Get out. Fine. Get out. Then leave.
Stop talking to me.
Inside the pot you find $30,000! How convenient!