new rabbid shit

New Rabbids looks meh I'm not gonna buy it

But it's funny that the Rabbid versions of certain new shit is better than the actual real deal lmao

Anyway you're not here for that garbage you're here for fanfiction so enjoy this nonsense:
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Kazooie: (surprised by all the Pokemon populating the Spiral Mountain on an otherwise normal slow day) Where did all these Pokemon come from?

Banjo: I don't know, Kazooie. Let's ask this mushroom boy anything about it.

Kazooie: So long as things don't get weirder than it already is.

"I'm sure it won't." Banjo said as he approached a certain red spotted Toad with a yellow backpack. "Hey mister, do you know anything about-"

Captain Toad: (let out a loud fart while smiling) That's captain to you! I'm Captain Toad! Anyway, I've been chasing these monsters that popped out of these odd pockets of space time. They were shaped like jigsaw puzzles, even!

Kazooie: (scoffs in a sarcastic tone) Seems like it's right up our alley.

Banjo: (sighs and places his hands on his hips) Anyway, captain, do you know exactly why they just showed up?

Captain: (shrugs while continuing to rip) I genuinely don't know!

"Honestly, no. I think they just decided to show up." Captain Toad explained as he quickly fanned a wet fart he let loose. "Phew, boy I don't know what stinks worse... the situation or my farts!"
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Is there ever a case of world colliding you ask well frankly the answer is yes when you have cute farting characters together around a Pizza Hut with a disgruntled psychic powered hedgehog working there.

Silver was trying his best to keep the pizzas on the counter but he found it to be quite difficult. "Why is this so much more complex than it needs to be?"

"Because you're letting it get to you too much." Hilda laughed upon letting out farts while pulling up her stinky shorts. "You need to relax!"

"Yeah! All that stress is gonna get to ya!" Captain Toad teased while continuing to break wind. "It's not fun when you just let it build up and not unleash it!"

Time moved on

"I feel like we're just not getting away with this." Silver spoke while slowly eating a slice of pepperoni pizza. "Or it's me being paranoid yet again.

"Oh hush will ya!" Hilda taunted while leaning forward to fart. "Can't you learn to let your problems go like a fart?"

"That's right!" Captain Toad admitted with him wrapping his arms around his legs to fart proudly. "All you gotta do is just allow that pressure to blow up!"

Later

"What a good night for fireworks." Silver was going through different slices of pizzas to help his mouth have a variety of taste to chose from. "Definitely helps take the mind off many things."

"I wish I was lighting those fireworks up with my brap buster!" Hilda was stretching so her farts could be louder than they already were. "I bet my burping big butt could fire out work so strong it would blow you away!"

"Well personally I'm something of a fire worker myself!" Captain Toad was bouncing about due to his fungi farts propelling him into the air. "When I get a flare in my rumbly tummy to load out the toots they go popping off!"